You're late for school because your alarm
clock turned into a hamster and run
away.
You forgot to do your homework because
your pen started writing backwards.
You could not make it to the party
because your shoes turned into
watermelons.
You missed the bus because your
backpack started singing and attracted a
parade of animals.
You couldn't come to the meeting because
you hat turned into a flock of butterflies.
You missed class because aliens invited
you to their planet, so you had to visit.
You lost your keys because they
transformed into tiny bicycles and rode
away.
You did not finish your project because
your ruler became a snake and scared
you.
You couldn't attend the game because
your soccer ball transformed into a hot
air balloon.
You forgot your lunch because your
sandwich started telling jokes and you
couldn't stop laughing.
You couldn't find your textbook because it
transformed the squirrel and ran up a
tree
You missed your dentist appointment
because your teeth turned invisible and
you thought he wouldn't be able to see
them.