INT.

MCDOANLDS DAY

JIMMY
(Excited)

The scene starts of with JIMMY who is a drug dealer and uses
McDonalds happy meals to disguise them for his customers.

Man I can’t wait to make this drop

off

JIMMY packs a McDonald’s happy meal with a small sashay of

cocaine in it and another one without.

Meanwhile KYLE is at home and starts to feel a bit peckish and

thinks about ordering food, he loads up McDelivery and places
and order for a happy meal

BOSS
Hey Jimmy get these two
Orders delivered for me as soon as possible

JIMMY
(sighs)
Why two? That’s going to
take me forever

BOSS
Just get it done before
I fire your ass

JIMMY
Fine then.

JIMMY walks out the McDonald’s with the two happy meals and
gets into his car. He then gets a phone call from his friend

EREN
Yo man where is my coke
I been waiting ages for this

JIMMY
Calm down man I’m on my way
I just got to deliver this other
order first then were good.

EREN
Alright man but hurry up
I’m starting to get a bit twitchy
 I need it soon.

JIMMY
Give me 10 mins bro don’t worry

JIMMY hangs up the phone and starts to drive towards KYLE’S

house to make his first delivery

JIMMY pulls up to KYLE’S house and out of pure chance he picks

up the wrong happy meal and walks up to KYLE’S house

KYLE is sitting there idling staring into space on his couch

when he hears a knock on his door

JIMMY
Thanks for the order man
here’s you food

JIMMY hands over the happy meal with cocaine in it instead of

the normal one

KYLE
(excited)
Thank you bro!

JIMMY
No worries see you later

KYLE get’s all excited as he runs up to his room with his

happy meal

KYLE
Oh boy I can’t wait to dig in

KYLE opens the happy meal and take out his apple bag, chips
and his toy

Just as he takes them out and goes to throw the box away he
discovers something else is in the bag

KYLE
(confused)
What the hell is this? They gave me
a bag of salt too?

KYLE takes out the bag of cocaine (which he still thinks is

salt) and goes to sprinkle it on his chips.

KYLE
This salt smells weird?
ah who cares
KYLE starts to eat his chips when he starts to taste and smell
something that isn’t salt

Meanwhile JIMMY goes back to his car and starts to text EREN
that he’s on his way

KYLE
(disbelief)
Hold on a minute this isn’t salt
this is … COCAINE?

KYLE sits there staring at his happy meal

KYLE
(Angry)
Why have I been given this?

KYLE rushes downstairs with his happy meal in hand and opens
the front door as he rushes out to find his delivery driver.
He sees JIMMY pulling away from his drive and start to drive
off

KYLE
(shouting)
HEY STOP! COME BACK HERE!

JIMMY doesn’t hear this as he’s playing music loud in his car
and is completely oblivious

KYLE goes into a fit of rage and starts sprinting towards the
car

KYLE
(Enraged)
STOP THE CAR THIS ISN’T
WHAT I ORDERED

Finally JIMMY looks at his side mirror and sees KYLE running
after him but decides he doesn’t care and keeps driving.

KYLE doesn’t give up and keeps sprinting as fast as he can to

catch up with the car

After a short period of time JIMMY pulls up to the traffic

lights which are red and sees KYLE charging towards him.

KYLE finally catches the car and goes to the window

KYLE
(Stressed)
 OPEN THE WINDOW PLEASE

JIMMY sighs and rolls down the window

JIMMY
Man what the fuck do you want
why are you chasing my car?

KYLE
YOU GAVE ME A POUCH OF
COCAINE THAT’S WHY

JIMMY’S heart drops as he realises that he gave KYLE the wrong

happy meal

JIMMY
Oh shit my bad man I accidentally
gave you the wrong order that’s
for my drug buddy.

KYLE stands there in disbelief and stays silent with a

concerned look on his face

JIMMY
So can I have it back?
I have your real one here you can take this

JIMMY hands KYLE the other happy meal

KYLE
(Embarrassed)
Well I thought it was salt so I
sprinkled it on my chips and ate
them all in one go

JIMMY
So your telling me you sprinkled
my cocaine on your chips and
scoffed it all in one go?

KYLE
Sure did!

JIMMY doesn’t believe what he just heard and decides to get

out the car

KYLE
(Worried)
What’s wrong man stay away
JIMMY headbutts KYLE, knocking him out and falling to the
floor

JIMMY
(Screams)
YOU ATE MY COCAINE!
I WAS GOING TO MAKE SO MUCH MONEY

JIMMY drops to his knees and starts to cry

The screen slowly fades to black

THE END.