Andrew woke up and looked around. He felt lively after a good night's sleep.

He looked at the
clock and realized that it was 10:00 a.m. “WHAT THE FUCK!” Andrew screamed, while breaking
his bed, “ Why am I waking up at this fucking hour????” He jumped from the bed and decided to
beat MJX for not waking him up. However, there was no one. He scanned the bedroom and
backed down, cautiously. He stepped on nothing and rolled down the stairs. “Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”
Andrew calmed down. He decided to wait for them. He seized a knife and remained
behind the washroom. After three days and nights, he got suspicious and left the house. “
WHERE ARE THE CARS,” He wondered. Suddenly, he saw a plane. Nah, why is a plane? It is
shaped like a UFO and aliens are sucking andrew away. “Fuck the aliens, making me wake up
so late. Yeh know, I crouched with a knife for three whole days and now, my leg is sore.” Alien
are not used to being sworn at, so they all get mad and try to kick Andrew out of their UFO while
flying over an ocean. Andrew got madder and swell like a bull frog and throw the Alien out the
space ship instead. Andrew is still mad At MJX for not wakingf him up and decided to find him
for beating. He smashed the window of the UFO and jumped down on a building. He broke all
the window with shits and throw abandon bitch out of the window. “I NEED TO SEE THE
HOTEL MANAGER!” Andrew went on the elevator and kick the door open. He smashed the
button labeling lobby and jumped up and down. The elevator chain broke and the whole thing
plummet down.”GOOD,I NEED IT NICE AND FAST!” Andrew screamed. The elevator bounced
on the spring under and andrew smashed the door while the elevator is bouncing in agony.He
marched out of the elevator, making a crater with every step he took and see the manager. It is
a shame the manager did not get suck by alien, because Andrew started to spit at him with any
pronunciation. “YOU KNOW ‘EHRE IS MJX?” The manager do not reply because he is too
scard and is shaking like a torpedo. Alas, the manager don’t have wings, cause Andrew threw
him out to the Andera galaxy. The apartment door shattered and Andrew rampage out. He look
around and bellowed, “ WHY ARE THERE ASSES EVERYWHERE?” Indeed, There are many
asses raoming freely. When the asses saw Andrew, They all charged at him. No matter how
mad Andrew was, you still got to run when you are chased by a zillion flamin’ asses.
“AHHHHHHHH” Andrew yelled. He run and run and got to the beach. The asses are still behind
him. He saw a log. He jumped on it. Fun fact: ANdrew’s eyesight are really bad. It is not a log. It
is a military boat. A fat man grabbed andrew by the arm and bellowed, “ what in the name of
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli are you doing here? Looked like we forgot someone while we capture the
entire world of people.” Who is Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli? It sound like a rude word to Andrew.

安德鲁醒来后环顾四周。一夜好眠之后，他感觉精神抖擞。他看了看时间，发现已经是上午 10 点
了。"他妈的！" 安德鲁一边尖叫着，一边挣脱了床，"我怎么会在这个该死的时间醒来????"。他
从床上跳起来，决定去打 MJX 一顿，因为他没有叫醒他。然而，一个人也没有。他扫视了一下卧
室，小心翼翼地退了下来。他什么也没踩到，从楼梯上滚了下来。"妈的！操！操！"
安德鲁冷静下来。他决定等他们来 他拿起一把刀，留在洗手间后面。三天三夜后，他起了
疑心，离开了房子。"车在哪里？"他想知道。突然，他看到了一架飞机。呐，为什么是飞机？它
的形状像飞碟，外星人正在把安德鲁吸走。"去他妈的外星人，让我醒得这么晚。知道吗，我拿着
刀蹲了整整三天，现在，我的腿都酸了。" 外星人不习惯被人骂，于是他们都发火了，想把安德
鲁从飞越海洋的飞碟里踢出去。安德鲁更生气了，像牛蛙一样膨胀起来，反而把外星人扔出了太
空船。安德鲁还在生 MJX 没有叫醒他的气，决定找他算账。他砸碎了飞碟的窗户，跳下了一栋大
楼。他用大便打破了所有的窗户，并把弃妇扔出窗外。"我要见酒店经理！" 安德鲁上了电梯，一
脚把门踢开。他砸碎了大堂的按钮，然后跳上跳下。电梯链条断了，整个电梯坠落下来。"好，我
要又快又好的！" 安德鲁尖叫道。电梯在弹簧下弹跳，安德鲁趁电梯在痛苦地弹跳时砸开了电梯
门。他走出电梯，每走一步就弄出一个坑，然后去见经理。很遗憾经理没有被外星人吸住，因为
安德鲁开始用各种发音向他吐口水。"你知道这里是 MJX 吗？" 经理没有回答，因为他太害怕了，
像鱼雷一样发抖。唉，经理没有翅膀，因为安德鲁把他扔到了安德拉星系。公寓的门碎了，安德
鲁冲了出来。他环顾四周，吼道："为什么到处都是屁股？" 的确，到处都是屁股。当屁股们看到
安德鲁时，全都冲向了他。不管安德鲁有多生气，当你被无数的屁股追赶时，你还是得跑。"啊！
啊！啊！"安德鲁大叫起来。他跑啊跑，跑到了沙滩上。屁股们还跟在他身后。他看到了一根木头
他跳了上去。有趣的事实：安德鲁的视力真的很差。那不是木头 那是一艘军用船。一个胖子抓住
安德鲁的胳膊，吼道："你在这里干什么？看来我们在抓捕全世界人民的时候忘了一个人。" 谁是
特拉维兹卡勒潘特库特里？在安德鲁听来是个很粗鲁的词