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CONTRIBUTORS
Sam Knight (“Home Truth,” p. 30), a Heidi Julavits (“The Fire Geyser,” p. 42)
staff writer, is a frequent contributor has written four novels and a book of
to the column Letter from the U.K., nonfiction, “The Folded Clock.” She
on newyorker.com. teaches at Columbia University.
Gayle Kabaker (Cover) is a visual artist Eyal Press (“Dying Behind Bars,” p. 16),
and a writer. “Vital Voices: 100 Women a Puffin writing fellow at the Type
Using Their Power to Empower,” a book Media Center, is the author of “Dirty
featuring her portraits, came out last year. Work: Essential Jobs and the Hidden
Toll of Inequality in America.”
Joshua Rothman (“Thinking It Through,”
p. 24), the ideas editor of newyorker.com, Mary Jo Bang (Poem, p. 36) is a poet and
has been at The New Yorker since 2012. a translator. Her translation of Dante’s
Purgatorio was published in July.
Joan Acocella (Books, p. 60), a staff
writer since 1995, is the author of, most Kelefa Sanneh (Pop Music, p. 71) has
recently, the essay collection “Twenty- been a staff writer since 2008. His first
eight Artists and Two Saints.” book, “Major Labels: A History of
Popular Music in Seven Genres,” is
Nick Laird (Poem, p. 48) has published due out in October.
numerous books, including the po-
etry collection “Feel Free,” the novel Emma Cline (Fiction, p. 52) is the au-
“Modern Gods,” and a children’s book, thor of “The Girls” and the story col-
“Weirdo.” lection “Daddy.”
Wyna Liu (Puzzles & Games Dept.), an Adam Gopnik (Books, p. 66) has been
associate puzzle editor at the Times, is a staff writer since 1986. His books in-
also an assistant editor at the Ameri- clude “A Thousand Small Sanities:
can Values Club crossword. The Moral Adventure of Liberalism.”
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ADMISSIONS DECISIONS matical reasoning; SAT scores predict
future academic performance to a sta-
Nicholas Lemann’s article on affirma- tistically and practically significant de-
tive action provides marvellous histor- gree, even after taking into account dif-
ical and legal context for efforts to pro- ferences in socioeconomic status. Un-
mote the inclusion of racial minorities fortunately, the same body of research
in higher education in the U.S. (“The also makes clear that not all groups
Diversity Verdict,” August 2nd). As an have the same opportunity to develop FEED HOPE .
FEED LOVE .
assistant dean at Harvard Law School, academic skills. One response to that
I played a large role in implementing problem is to pretend that the SAT
affirmative action in admissions from doesn’t measure anything important.
the mid-nineteen-sixties to the eighties, A more enlightened approach, how-
and am well acquainted with the strug- ever, is to address the imparity of ed-
gle. While I read the article, two points ucation across racial groups, which is
about affirmative-action opponents at the root of the problem.
struck me. First, those who acknowl- Zach Hambrick
edge that minorities have faced dis- Professor, Department of Psychology
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crimination in the past but who nev- Michigan State University
ertheless oppose affirmative action have East Lansing, Mich.
never come up with reasonable alter-
natives that will help level the playing THE NEW SPACE RACE
field. For people who have suffered from
historical bigotry, simply ceasing to Amy Davidson Sorkin, in her article
discriminate against them is not enough: about the players vying for power and
if some participants in a footrace begin prestige in outer space, mentions the
with ten-pound weights in each hand, suspicion that wealthy people such as
permitting them to drop the weights Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are “build-
halfway through does not make the race ing their own escape pods” to use when
fair. Second, those who argue that af- Earth becomes uninhabitable because
firmative action is unfair to white ap- of climate change and other ills (Com-
plicants are saying, in effect, that ad- ment, July 26th). As Sorkin says, that
missions officers should consider only act would be a “betrayal of what it
grades and test scores, which have the means to be part of the human com-
appearance of precision. But there are, munity,” but, scientifically, it is a non-
of course, many other factors that pre- sensical proposition. Livable planets
dict success in life, and grades and test would be unreachable using even the
scores are imperfect measures of human most advanced technology available
beings; no thoughtful admissions pro- today—there are none within a ten-
cess has ever used those factors to the thousand-year voyage of us. Residing
exclusion of the intangibles. on the moon or Mars would be in-
Russell A. Simpson finitely harder than settling in the
Laredo, Texas most barren area of Antarctica or the
Gobi Desert. The possibilities in space
Lemann explains that the SAT was are many, but they do not include ref-
originally developed to purge inher- uge from Earth’s problems.
ited privilege from college-admissions Mel Gurney
decisions, and to give high-perform- Los Angeles, Calif.
ing students a way to distinguish them-
selves regardless of socioeconomic back- •
ground. Decades of research since then Letters should be sent with the writer’s name,
have confirmed that the SAT measures address, and daytime phone number via e-mail to
academic skills that are important for themail@newyorker.com. Letters may be edited
for length and clarity, and may be published in
success in college classrooms, includ- any medium. We regret that owing to the volume
ing text comprehension and mathe- of correspondence we cannot reply to every letter.
In an effort to slow the spread of the coronavirus, many New York City venues remain closed. Here’s a selection of culture to be
found around town, as well as online and streaming; as ever, it’s advisable to check in advance to confirm engagements.
On Saturday, Aug. 21, at 10 a.m., the Brooklyn Museum hosts an hour-long yoga class on its
plaza stairs. (Spaces are reserved on a first-come, first-served basis; a ticket to the museum and
your own yoga mat are required.) Overlooking the scene is Daniel Chester French’s “Allegor-
ical Figure of Manhattan” (pictured), originally carved, along with its counterpart represent-
ing Brooklyn, between 1915 and 1916, by the Piccirilli brothers, for the Manhattan Bridge.
PHOTOGRAPH BY JUTHARAT PINYODOONYACHET
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MUSIC
Tinashe: “333” of trolls, and the shape of a pollarded tree in
winter evokes a writhing, unhappy supernatural
R. & B. Freedom is exuded in nearly every de- being. Astrup is, arguably, the most popular art-
cision on “333,” the R. & B. singer Tinashe’s ist in Norway—ahead of Munch, who, I’ve been
John Cage: “Number Pieces” latest album. Now released from her recording told, makes schoolchildren sad—but is largely
CLASSICAL “After all these years, I’m finally contract with RCA, she returns to the weird, ex- unknown beyond its borders. How could that
writing beautiful music,” John Cage said of perimental, shape-shifting music of her earliest happen? Astrup’s case has me wondering about
the forty-odd “Number Pieces”—so called mixtapes. But this project also bears all the ma- alternative instances of reputations, ones that
because the title of each work denotes the turity that comes with making three albums for are caught in obscure eddies of the art-histor-
number of players required to play it—that a major label. She applies everything that she’s ical mainstream, relating sideways rather than
occupied the last six years of his life, from learned about structure and form, letting her centrally to hegemonic movements. We are too
1987 to 1992. Cage wields control lightly, weightless voice guide her through forty-seven habituated to the canonical march of modern-
working with slivers of time rather than minutes of sonic exploration. The architecture ist progress and a reflex of deeming anything
patterns or chords; tones float and jostle, of these tracks is unexpectedly fluid, bordering marginal to it “minor.” An exploration of hin-
numinous and changeable as clouds. Thirteen on anti-pop. Songs such as “Unconditional” and terlands elsewhere might well foster a category
“Number Pieces” make up the program of the “Small Reminders” switch suddenly to reveal of similarly prepossessing misfits. For a name,
latest release from the consistently illuminat- entirely new arrangements. “Bouncin’, Pt. 2” re- consider Astrupism. With apologies to propri-
ing partnership between the English label configures the album’s single into an amorphous etary Norwegians, Nikolai Astrup belongs to
Another Timbre and the chamber ensemble chopped-and-screwed ballad, and the layered all of us now.—Peter Schjeldahl (clarkart.edu)
Apartment House—a beguiling five-disk set title track never stops mutating. Clearly, her
that sounds cohesive despite the challenges of years at RCA weren’t wasted: “I Can See the
quarantined recording.—Steve Smith Future” and “Pasadena,” her sunny duet with Otto Dix / Andra Ursuţa
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the rapper Buddy, borrow all the charms of If war can be rendered with horrifying speci-
pop-radio delights.—Sheldon Pearce ficity, it can also be depicted in the terrible an-
“Falstaff ” onymity of the dead or by landscapes stripped
OPERA The Berkshire Opera Festival has pre- of their differentiating details by bombs. The
sented a fully staged work, plus a concert or German Expressionist Otto Dix, who served in
two, every season since 2016, with the excep- ART the First World War, was a figurative artist, but
tion of last year. Doubly excited to return he tipped into abstraction when revealing the
to live, indoor performance, the Great Bar- innate Cubism of exploded structures or the
rington, Massachusetts-based company slated Nikolai Astrup grisly morass of decomposing bodies. At Egan
two productions for this summer: Tom Cipul- Have you ever heard of this Norwegian artist, and Rosen (a new partnership between the
lo’s “Glory Denied,” in July, and Verdi’s comic a younger contemporary of Edvard Munch? seasoned gallerists Mike Egan and Meredith
gem, “Falstaff,” in August. For the latter, the If so, you’re either a rare bird or Norwegian. Rosen), a group of Dix’s works—including the
baritone Sebastian Catana, arriving from a An enchanting Astrup exhibition—the first scratchy pencil drawing “Grenade Crater in a
stint at the Arena di Verona, takes the role of in North America—at the Clark Art Institute, House,” from 1916, a precursor to the artist’s
Shakespeare’s boastful knight, and Tamara in Williamstown, Massachusetts, startled me famed series “Der Krieg (The War)”—finds
Wilson plays Alice, the merry wife who leads with densely composed, brilliantly colored a contemporary soul mate in Andra Ursuţa’s
the charge to outwit him. Joshua Major directs, paintings and wizardly woodcuts, mostly land- 2007-17 series “Man from the Internet.” In
and Brian Garman conducts.—Oussama Zahr scapes of mountains, forests, bodies of water, her meticulous drawings, the Romanian artist
(Aug. 21, Aug. 24, and Aug. 27.) humble farm buildings, and gardens (among copied (and recopied) an image of a corpse
other things, the artist was a passionate amateur that she found on a Web site documenting
horticulturalist), with occasional inklings of Russian crimes during the Chechen wars.
Marshall Allen Group mysticism relating to native folklore. A reced- Grisly yet generic, these works are the heirs
JAZZ The ninety-seven-year-old saxophonist ing row of grain poles could be a sinister parade of Dix’s unsentimental project, demonstrating
Marshall Allen is still going strong, suggest-
ing that a lifetime of playing unclassifiable
music and donning flamboyant stage outfits is JAZZ
indeed good for the body and the soul. Asso-
ciated, since the late nineteen-fifties, with the
visionary Arkestra of the idiosyncratic jazz The multi-instrumentalist and com-
figure Sun Ra—as a valued player, and, start-
ing in 1995, as its leader—Allen is a repository poser Brian Jackson, the creative part-
of musical evolution; having grown up in the ner to the famed poet and musician
swing era and absorbed all that followed, he Gil Scott-Heron, is a lesser-known
finds nothing in jazz foreign to him. Here,
he leads an octet for a performance at the pioneer of American music. “Brian
subterranean club Smalls.—Steve Futterman Jackson JID008,” the eighth install-
(Aug. 20.) ment on Adrian Younge and Ali Sha-
heed Muhammad’s Jazz Is Dead label,
Jana Rush: is Jackson’s first record as a bandleader
“Painful Enlightenment” in twenty years. It doesn’t quite tap into
ELECTRONIC The Chicago footwork producer the magic of his albums with Scott-
Jana Rush began making records in the Heron, though it does try valiantly.
mid-nineties, for the early house-music label The songs are more a reminder of what
Dance Mania, but her first proper album,
Jackson is capable of. His playing is
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who received a MacArthur “genius” grant in 2018, is also a performer grasshoppers.) But the art is great, and the
and a transgender activist.) The piece is the result of a partnership with connoisseurship dazzles.—P.S. (metmuseum.org)
the remarkable trans vocalist Beverly Glenn-Copeland (who identifies as
male). Footage of the singer performing a quietly ecstatic, otherworldly
rendition of the spiritual “Deep River” is projected onto a delicate eighty- DANCE
four-foot-high scrim that flows down from the museum’s oculus. Along
the darkened ramp, an accompanying soundscape by the musician Kelsey BAAND Together Dance Festival
Lu, arranged by Asma Maroof and Daniel Pineda, creates an intricate Lincoln Center’s Restart Stages holds a mini
festival of dance (Aug. 17-21), featuring five
sonic relationship, which is deepened on the ground level by the touching of the city’s leading companies: Alvin Ailey
companion film “∞,” an interview with Glenn-Copeland and his wife, the American Dance Theatre, American Ballet
© WU TSANG / COURTESY SOLOMON R. GUGGENHEIM MUSEUM
theatre artist Elizabeth Glenn-Copeland, about the romantic, creative, Theatre, Ballet Hispánico, Dance Theatre
of Harlem, and New York City Ballet. Each
and divine dimensions of their marriage.—Andrea K. Scott of the programs contains a slightly different
mix. Aug. 17, Aug. 20, and Aug. 21 include an
excerpt from “Lazarus,” Rennie Harris’s hip-
how atrocities are at once remembered and re- densely packed, pairing a topnotch, career-span- hop tribute to Alvin Ailey, from 2018, danced
pressed.—Johanna Fateman (eganandrosen.com) ning array of some forty sculptures and in- by the Ailey company. On Aug. 18 and Aug. 19,
stallations with a selection of her personal, Dance Theatre of Harlem showcases Robert
psychoanalytic writings. In these texts—hand- Garland’s joyfully neoclassical “New Bach.” On
“Louise Bourgeois, written or typed, both originals and facsimi- Aug. 17 and Aug. 21, viewers can catch Jessica
les—visitors discover that the Oedipal themes Lang’s “Let Me Sing Forevermore,” a jazzy
Freud’s Daughter” of Bourgeois’s art were passionately cultivated pas de deux set to Tony Bennett recordings,
The seductive, hypnagogic interiority of Bour- and rigorously questioned. (She began her anal- performed by dancers from American Ballet
geois’s œuvre is heightened to a thrilling, almost ysis with a disciple of Freud’s, in 1952, after the Theatre.—Marina Harss (lincolncenter.org)
suffocating level in this exhibition at the Jewish death of her father, and her art-making was, for
Museum. Curated by Philip Larratt-Smith, the a time, supplanted, or at least slowed, by her in-
French American artist’s literary archivist from volvement with the talking cure.) The brooding Jacob’s Pillow Dance Festival
2002 to 2010—the year Bourgeois died, at the show reaches its crescendo in two epic works: After an absence of more than twenty years,
age of ninety-eight—the show is dimly lit and “Passage Dangereux,” from 1997, a labyrinthian the daredevils of STREB Extreme Action
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first served; there is a dedicated area for those
who are vaccinated.—M.H.
THE THEATRE
Semblance
Technically, this piece, at New York Theatre The theatre scene is creaking back to life, and not just with splashy
Workshop, is a movie, but, as staged by the
playwright and director Whitney White, in a Broadway openings. The Rattlestick Playwrights Theatre, a ninety-nine-
room flanked by long curtains of silver tinsel, seat walkup on Waverly Place, in the West Village, returns to in-person
it feels like theatre. On two large screens, programming with “Ni Mi Madre” (in previews, opening on Aug. 25),
sometimes mirroring each other, sometimes
diverging, Nikiya Mathis performs a prere- written and performed by Arturo Luís Soria. In this solo stage memoir,
corded series of monologues by seven Black
ILLUSTRATION BY SOL COTTI
Uncertain Terms
A rural group home for pregnant teen-agers
is the setting for this intimately detailed,
sharply observed modernist melodrama,
from 2014, directed by Nathan Silver, whose
mother, Cindy Silver, plays Carla Gottlieb,
the residence’s founder and leader. Carla—
herself a onetime unwed mother—hosts five
girls at a time; in quiet but intense confes-
sional scenes of formal sharing or offhand
chat, they discuss their difficult situations.
The troubles ramp up with the arrival of Car-
The Polish director Andrzej Munk died in an auto accident at the la’s grown nephew, Robbie (David Dahlbom),
newly separated from his wife, who volun-
age of thirty-nine, in 1961, while filming “Passenger,” which his teers for a two-week stint as a handyman.
associates then completed in a way that acknowledges its fragmentary While there, Robbie becomes a part of the
state. It’s featured in a retrospective of Munk’s films that begins on household and falls in love with Nina (Bobbi
Salvör Menuez), one of the pregnant women,
Aug. 20 at Film at Lincoln Center’s virtual cinema, and it’s one of the sparking conflict with her boyfriend, Chase
most probing and daring films on a subject that, in the early sixties, (Casey Drogin). Silver’s incisive direction
had only recently begun to be explored in movies: Nazi Germany’s blends patient discernment and expressive
angularity; he develops his characters in deft
system of genocide. The protagonist is a German émigré named Lisa and rapid strokes and builds tension with a
Kretschmer (Aleksandra Śląska), who—shocked to recognize a woman subtle heightening of tone and darkening of
from her past—tells her husband for the first time about having been mood. The introspective acting—from a su-
perbly poised, experienced independent-film
an S.S. official at Auschwitz. Most of the film involves flashbacks set cast that includes Gina Piersanti, Hannah
in the extermination camp and centered on Lisa’s relationship with a Gross, and Tallie Medel—and the freestyle
Polish political prisoner named Marta (Anna Ciepielewska), whom cinematography, intensely sensitive to the
COURTESY DI FACTORY
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Lisa had tried to protect. The movie depicts, with a chilling mat- emotional wonders.—R.B. (Streaming on Tubi,
ter-of-factness, the murderous depravities that took place there, and Kanopy, and other services.)
analyzes with an anguished profundity both the moral self-delusions
of even ostensibly sympathetic Nazis and the psychological burdens For more reviews, visit
borne by the regime’s surviving victims.—Richard Brody newyorker.com/goings-on-about-town
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At the end of a catering event, what’s the welfare guidelines developed by the
left over and comestible makes its way American Society for the Prevention of
to Rethink, a nonprofit that provides Cruelty to Animals.
TABLES FOR TWO meals to people living without food se- Assaf and Naama classify Lighthouse
curity. The shells from the oysters are as Mediterranean, and that’s certainly
Lighthouse donated to the Billion Oyster Project, the vibe—big windows, vaguely nautical
145 Borinquen Pl., Brooklyn by which they’re reintroduced, as oys- furnishings, philodendrons and other
ter reefs, into the New York Harbor. A greenery everywhere. But the menu also
“To eat responsibly,” the poet-farmer- textile dyer from Greenpoint drops by branches out. Take the chicken sha-
activist Wendell Berry has written, with some regularity to collect discarded warma: it’s jerk-marinated overnight,
one ought to “deal directly with a local carrot tops, avocado pits, and beet skins, dry-rubbed with spices (cumin, turmeric,
farmer” and “learn, in self-defense, as which she uses to stain fabric. A com- sumac, za’atar), swirled in lemon juice
much as you can of the economy and pany called Grounded Upcycling has and garlic, then grilled and spread with
PHOTOGRAPH BY WILLIAM MEBANE FOR THE NEW YORKER; ILLUSTRATION BY JOOST SWARTE
technology of industrial food produc- taken the restaurant’s coffee grounds to tahini and Calabrian chilies—then it’s
tion.” Also: garden, cook, and compost. be reincarnated as body scrub. Even the topped with Korean cabbage salad sea-
At Lighthouse, an airy Mediterranean biodegradable wine corks wind up as ma- soned with sesame oil and served with
restaurant in Williamsburg, the hard terial for art and buoys. Any organics that Bulgarian Shipka peppers. Accompa-
work of eating responsibly is made a can’t be repurposed by other means are nied by the house sangria, made with
little easier. composted. “It’d be much easier to just Spanish sparkling wine, Japanese sake,
The proprietors, Assaf and Naama use one waste hauler,” Naama told me. and a botanical liqueur from Rocky’s, in
Tamir, a brother and sister who grew “You make a sacrifice for sustainability.” Brooklyn, the dish is transporting. I don’t
up in Israel, have taken scrupulous care If there is a sacrifice being made, it care what the traditionalists say—the
to insure that their ingredients are eth- is not borne by the Lighthouse patron, combination was meant to be.
ically processed from beginning to end. for whom eating responsibly and eating Naama likes to say that her food
The staff procure fresh produce from well are perfectly compatible. Most of doesn’t leave you with a hangover, moral
the Union Square Greenmarket. In late the menu items are meant for sharing, or otherwise. Inviting scandal, I recently
summer, they stock up on tomatoes and starting with the hummus, a medley of spent a pleasant evening, solo, eating a
preserve them, to make sauce for pasta. constantly changing ingredients; a recent meal sufficient for a family of four, and
They pickle vegetables and dehydrate iteration involved sprouted chickpeas, found the proposition only partially true.
herbs year-round. Most everything else pine nuts, olive oil, lemon juice, garlic, I had no room for dessert, but took home
is local, too. The oysters often come from and Calabrian chilies. Other meze plates the chess pie (sweet-and-savory crust,
Fishers Island, off the southeastern coast include marinated feta, eggplant labneh, caramelly center) and a side of vanilla
of Connecticut; the grass-fed beef is and tahini with harissa. They come with labneh—in a plant-based compostable
sourced from small-scale farmers up- pita, but I advise ordering a few slices container, naturally. (Entrées $16-$36.)
state; the free-range chicken comes from of the rustic sourdough, which is baked —David Kortava
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021 9
THE TALK OF THE TOWN
COMMENT peratures are now higher than at any the Washington Post, “It’s now become
TOO HOT other time in the past hundred and actually quite obvious to people what
twenty-five thousand years. Anthropo- is happening, because we see it with
n 1988, the World Meteorological Or- genic warming, the report observes, is our own eyes.” Just before the report
I ganization teamed up with the United
Nations Environment Programme to
already producing fiercer heat waves,
heavier rainstorms, and more violent
came out, the Dixie Fire, burning north-
east of Sacramento, became the larg-
form a body with an even more cum- cyclones. In the coming decades, still est single fire on record in California.
bersome title, the Intergovernmental hotter heat waves and worse flooding (Last summer’s August Complex Fire
Panel on Climate Change, or, as it are to be expected, as events that are is still the largest over all, but it was
quickly became known, the I.P.C.C. now considered extreme become com- made up of multiple fires that started
The I.P.C.C.’s structure was every bit monplace. On Twitter, the climate ac- separately.) On Wednesday, the National
as ungainly as its name. Any report that tivist Greta Thunberg described the Weather Service warned, “Stifling sum-
the group issued had to be approved not I.P.C.C. report as a “solid (but cautious) mer heat to stretch from coast-to-coast.”
just by the researchers who collaborated summary of the current best available That day, about two hundred million
on it but also by the governments of the science.” The U.N. Secretary-General, Americans were under some kind of
member countries, which today num- António Guterres, called it a “code red heat advisory.
ber a hundred and ninety-five. The pro- for humanity.” Elsewhere in the world last week, the
cess seemed guaranteed to produce grid- Of course, these days, you don’t need situation was similarly grim. The city of
lock, and, by many accounts, that was to be a climate scientist to know which Siracusa, in Sicily, set what appears to
the point of it. (One of the architects way the smoke is blowing. As Corinne be a new European temperature record
of the I.P.C.C. was the Reagan Admin- Le Quéré, a climate modeller at the of 119.8 degrees. More than sixty people
istration.) Indeed, when the scientists University of East Anglia and one of were killed by wildfires in Algeria, which
drew up their first report, in 1990, the the authors of the I.P.C.C. report, told was also experiencing intense heat. Wild-
diplomats tried so hard to water down fires in Greece prompted the country’s
their conclusions that the whole enter- Prime Minister to declare a “natural di-
prise nearly collapsed. Every five or six saster of unprecedented dimensions,”
years since then, the group has updated and in the Chinese province of Sichuan
its findings, using the same procedure. more than eighty thousand people were
It’s in this context that the latest evacuated because of flooding caused by
I.P.C.C. effort, released last week, has torrential rains.
to be read—or, more likely, not read. As the world fried and boiled, Wash-
Even the shortest and snappiest ver- ington continued to do what it does
sion of the report, the so-called Sum- best, which is argue. On Tuesday, the
mary for Policymakers, which, at forty- Senate approved its much touted bipar-
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one pages, is just one per cent of the tisan infrastructure package. It allocates
length of the full document, is, in its billions of dollars for climate-related
mix of the technical and the turgid, projects, such as upgrading the electri-
pretty much impenetrable. Still, it man- cal grid and improving public transpor-
ages to terrify. Owing to humans, the tation. But the level of funding falls far
report states, the world has warmed by short of what is needed, and key provi-
more than one degree Celsius—nearly sions—including standards that would
two degrees Fahrenheit. Global tem- compel utilities to move away from fossil
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021 11
fuels—are missing. Meanwhile, the bill ates have countered by threatening that will fall to zero during the next few de-
contains a great deal of spending that’s they won’t vote for the resolution that cades, and new technologies will be in-
likely to increase carbon emissions. Sen- would begin the budget process in the vented to suck tens of billions of tons
ate Democrats have promised to do bet- House until there is a vote on the in- of CO2 from the air. Even in this case,
ter in their $3.5-trillion budget-recon- frastructure package. average global temperatures are expected
ciliation bill, the broad outlines of which Every delay matters. Three decades to increase by 1.6 degrees Celsius by the
they approved last week, on a party-line have passed since the I.P.C.C. released middle of the century. Under a more
vote. The reconciliation bill is supposed its first report. During that time, an- likely scenario, the world will warm by
to include, among many other climate- nual global emissions have nearly dou- two degrees Celsius by then, and almost
related measures, incentives for utilities bled, and the amount of carbon in the three degrees by the end of the century,
to switch to cleaner energy sources, and atmosphere put there by humans has and in a not-at-all-implausible scenario
penalties for those that fail to. But, in more than doubled. As a result, the world temperatures will rise by 3.6 degrees
an awkward twist, drafting the details is rapidly approaching thresholds that Celsius—or 6.5 degrees Fahrenheit—
of this program will fall to the Senate’s no sane person would want to cross. by around 2090.
Energy and Natural Resources Com- The goal of the Paris Agreement, ap- What will summer be like as tem-
mittee, which is headed by the fossil- proved in 2015, was to hold “the increase peratures continue to rise? In the care-
fuel-friendly Joe Manchin, Democrat in the global average temperature to fully vetted formulation of the I.P.C.C.,
of West Virginia. In the House, pro- well below” two degrees Celsius and to “many changes in the climate system
gressive representatives have pressed try to limit the increase to 1.5 degrees. become larger in direct relation to in-
Speaker Nancy Pelosi not to schedule The I.P.C.C. considered five possi- creasing global warming.” In other words,
a vote on the infrastructure package until ble futures. Under one scenario—the we really don’t want to find out. But,
the final budget-reconciliation bill has most optimistic, though by no means unfortunately, we are going to.
been approved by the Senate. Moder- the most realistic—carbon emissions —Elizabeth Kolbert
ON THE HUSTINGS over Los Angeles—has a relative wealth to review, from a German car magazine
TOTAL RECALL of political experience. In 1993, she was that had recently done an Angelyne photo
named the honorary mayor of West shoot. “We don’t speak German, so we
Hollywood for a night, and in 2003 she don’t know what the article says,” Mor-
made a bid for governor in the recall ris explained.
election of Gray Davis. (Her slogan: “I think that says ‘politics and spiri-
“We’ve had Gray and Brown”—Gov- tualism,’ ” Angelyne said.
ernor Jerry Brown—“what about blonde Talk turned to the campaign. Ange-
ast week, as Andrew Cuomo an- and pink?” She finished twenty-ninth lyne had messaged another candidate,
L nounced that he was resigning as
governor of New York, Californians pre-
out of a hundred and thirty-five.) This
cycle, her platform includes U.F.O. con-
the former Playboy model Mary Carey,
on Instagram, demanding that she “stop
pared to begin voting on whether to re- ferences; an annual policemen’s ball; plagiarizing.” “I’m worried I’ll get con-
place their own governor, Gavin New- rehab for politicians; mandatory bubble- fused with that woman,” Angelyne told
som, in a recall election. If Newsom is bath day; and the cancellation of day-
ousted, he’ll be replaced by one of forty- light-saving time and jury duty.
six candidates, a list that includes the “I think politics is a dumb circus,”
front-running challenger, Larry Elder, Angelyne said, as she made her way
a conservative talk-radio host who has to a private dining room. “I think it has
referred to climate change as “a crock” got more of an entertainment interest. I
and a “myth”; John Cox, a Republican started that!” She wore platform heels
real-estate mogul, who has travelled and a cheetah scarf over her face. After
around the state in a campaign bus with she sat down, she asked for a chair for
a Kodiak bear named Tag; and Caitlyn her purse and for the lighting to be
Jenner, who recently took a leave from dimmed to eliminate glare. She was
the trail to film “Celebrity Big Brother” joined by her campaign manager, Jill
in Australia. The other day, another con- Morris, who said that her own qualifi-
tender, the professional celebrity Ange- cations as a political operative included
lyne, went to the Hollywood Roosevelt contributing to the Onion. “And my
Hotel for dinner to strategize about the ex-husband, who I’m still really good
home stretch of the race. friends with, his family was part of the
Angelyne, a Kardashian forerun- Aspen Institute,” she said. Morris opened
ner—she became famous in the eight- a black briefcase, containing a painting
ies when she mysteriously appeared, made by Angelyne, of Angelyne, and
scantily clad in pink, on billboards all took out a news clipping for Angelyne Angelyne
12 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021
Morris. “I have this, let’s say, porn-star
image.” (Carey has since dropped out
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DELAYED GOODBYE
at night barefoot. “You just do shit like
that when you’re young,” he said.
PERSONAL EFFECTS
of the race.) One of the reasons the city was dif-
Angelyne began making sounds by ferent is that it no longer contained Ari
running her finger along the rim of her Gold, the gay downtown pop artist and
water glass. When the waiter appeared, d.j., who died in February, of leukemia,
she asked for something soft. “Do you at forty-seven. He and Domingo became
have soup?” she said. She settled for lob- friends in 2008, when Domingo was in
ster in zabaglione, with creamed mus- the Broadway show “Passing Strange”
tard greens. She didn’t care for the lob- mong the things delayed by the pan- and Gold came to the stage door. “Im-
ster, so she pushed it in front of Morris.
They ordered another round of Diet
A demic—vacation plans, the Olym-
pics—have been the rituals of grief. There
mediately, we could tell we were meant
to be soul friends—bashert,” Domingo
Cokes and ran through some talking were Zoom shivas, I.O.U. funerals. Grave- recalled, walking down Chrystie Street.
points. “I want to elevate the conscious- stones went unvisited, ashes unscattered. In 2019, Domingo was in town shooting
ness of everybody’s goodness at heart,” The reopening has allowed for belated “The God Committee” while Gold was
Angelyne said. She considered the rest rites. That was the reason for a Lower at Memorial Sloan-Kettering for a bone-
of her platform: “I’m against—what’s East Side detour, recently, by the char- marrow transplant. Things were hope-
the pay-for-jail. What’s that called?” acter actor Colman Domingo. The main ful. Gold, whose aesthetic was disco-
Angelyne said that she was not im- purpose of his trip to New York—he was
pressed by the field of candidates. Ini- in from Los Angeles, where he lives with
tially, few observers had given any of New- his husband—was fabulosity. At fifty-one,
som’s opponents much of a chance. The Domingo has emerged as a fashion plate:
petition to launch the recall had itself witness his hot-pink Versace suit at this
seemed to be a long shot, until last No- year’s Oscars. In New York, he went to
vember, when Newsom was photographed premières for “The God Committee,” in
maskless at a party for a lobbyist at the which he plays a priest, and “Zola,” in
French Laundry, in Napa. The petition which he plays a pimp. (Later this month,
soon reached the requisite million and a he’s in the horror flick “Candyman,” as a
half or so signatures. Polls have shown mysterious laundromat worker.) “They
the electorate evenly split on whether to sent me over this outfit, and I was, like,
remove him. Sweet Jesus!” he said at the Bowery Hotel,
After dinner, Angelyne hopped into pulling up a photo of his “Zola” getup
a pink Corvette, one of three in her per- from the night before: leopard-print
sonal fleet, for some face time with vot- Dolce & Gabbana suit, rhinestone shoes.
ers. “One of my cars was in the movie “I felt like this was a coming-back-to-
‘The Disaster Artist,’ ” she said; she of- New York outfit. Everything tells a story,
fers rides in it for fifteen hundred dol- right? And this story was: concrete jun-
lars. Wearing a white driving boot on gle. I’m not looking tasteful anymore. I Colman Domingo
her left foot, she turned on her new track, gotta look like a crystal ball.”
“Bimbo Baby,” which she recorded this Domingo is six feet two, with a rum- maximalist, decorated his hospital room
year, and meandered down Hollywood bling voice that can shift from soulful to in tinsel. “Everything was gold and wings
Boulevard, past the Church of Scientol- sinister, an asset he uses to shape-shift- and sexy and weird,” Domingo recalled.
ogy and her campaign office, across from ing effect in films like “If Beale Street Gold talked about starting a podcast,
the Egyptian Theatre. “I blew out my Could Talk” and “Ma Rainey’s Black Bot- and Domingo suggested that they start
voice singing this,” she said. Passersby tom.” He wore a navy jumpsuit and white it right there, becoming the first guest
took photos. Her destination was the Nikes. “I’ve always strived to be, like, ef- on “A Kiki from the Cancer Ward.” Do-
Denny’s on Sunset Boulevard. “I love fortless chic,” he said. He grew up in Phil- mingo saw Gold in person one final time
the claw game they have there,” she said. adelphia, where his stepfather sanded that November, but his health had de-
“Jill won all of the stuffed animals in it floors, his mother worked for a bank, and teriorated. Their last conversation was
once. She had to spend hundreds of dol- he’d wear his older sister’s pink Pro-Keds. over FaceTime: “I said, ‘Ari, when you’re
lars.” She gestured toward the billboards He moved to New York in 2001 and left ready to let go, it’s O.K.’ ”
on Sunset, none of which, at the mo- for L.A. fifteen years later, after a shoot Domingo reached a brick building
ment, were hers. “People get numb to in Mexico for the zombie-apocalypse se- on Grand Street, where Gold had lived
them if they’re up there all the time,” she ries “Fear the Walking Dead” had him for twenty years. He wanted to pay his
said. “We have to cycle them in and out.” pining for the Pacific. (“I got soft.”) He respects; also, Gold had left him ten per
When the candidate arrived, she parked hadn’t been back East since COVID, and cent of his “personal effects.” “Maybe
and got out of the car. “Don’t look in my the city felt different—more like the we’re going shopping today,” Domingo
purse,” she said. eighties, when he would come in from said with a laugh.
—Antonia Hitchens Temple University and wander the streets Outside Gold’s unit, an old man with
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by Eminem, featuring Rihanna) on re-
peat for seven hours daily in the museum’s
rotunda. “Some songs are ambiguous,
some songs are violent, and some are just
beautiful love songs,” Kjartansson said.
“These are gorgeous songs, fantastic music
made by great songwriters”—he paused—
“and the songwriters are not misogynis-
tic. It’s just there in the culture. The songs
are just an affirmation of our culture.” He
added, “Every frickin’ song has patriar-
chal overtones in it. The more you think
about it, it’s in, like, everything you hear.”
A middle-aged woman dressed in
shorts and a long plaid shirt tuned her
guitar before the rehearsal began. Nearby,
several performers chatted about the proj-
“And please don’t let me get any lazier than I am already.” ect. “I’ve never played a song over and over
and over again,” Miriam Elhajli, a young
musician with short hair, said. “I’m wary
• • to see what happens to my subconscious.”
“I didn’t realize what it was,” Felice
groceries saw him knocking on the door. fabulosity would augment his own. He Rosser, who played an electroacoustic
“He was good people,” the neighbor said. ordered an Uber. “I’ll probably have a guitar, said. She wore spandex shorts and
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“We met RuPaul through him.” big cry later,” he said. had an Apple earbud (song: Lil Wayne’s
A woman in a robe opened the door: —Michael Schulman “Love Me,” on repeat) in her left ear. “I
a performer and former designer called thought we were going to be perform-
Delicia Glam, who had been Gold’s DEPT. OF UNDERTONES ing in front of somebody’s paintings.”
close friend and, toward the end, his ON REPEAT (Kjartansson said that he liked the idea
caregiver. She had kept the décor in- of the museum walls being bare, “so your
tact—sequinned throw pillows, gold focus doesn’t mess up.”) Rosser’s voice
mirrors, a wall of Wonder Woman fig- grew dreamy: “I’m singing the songs of
urines. “It just feels like he’s on a trip,” someone who sold, like, one hundred
Domingo said, hugging her tightly. He and fifty-eight million records world-
eyed a bedazzled gladiator helmet and wide. What does that say about my life?”
sighed. “My husband made this for him.” forty-five-year-old Icelandic artist “I’m happy to bring out some trauma
“I’m still afraid to touch anything,”
Glam said.
A introduced himself to an ensemble
of singer-songwriters at the Guggen-
in people!” another musician yelped.
After rehearsal commenced, Kjar-
“There’ll be a time,” Domingo as- heim the other day. “Hello, my name is tansson, and the work’s musical direc-
sured her, and caressed a plastic crown Ragnar Kjartansson, and I’m a patriarch tor, Kendra McKinley—a singer-song-
sitting on a Styrofoam Greek torso. On in recovery,” he said. “But just call me writer from Santa Cruz—walked up the
his phone, he played one of Gold’s dance- Raggi!” A few women laughed, and he museum’s spiral, listening:
music videos, singing along: “You bet- went on, “And I’m just, like, shaking, I’m “He hit me, and it felt like a kiss.”
ter bring your weather with you . . . light- so emotional. I think this piece will save “I know you want it, you’re a good girl .”
ning, shine, and sparkle. . . .” the world.” “Oh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world! ”
Glam teared up. “How is he not here Twenty-four female and nonbinary McKinley cut in: “That sounds really
anymore, Colman?” They went into the musicians—plus Kjartansson, a bespec- great, but just know you can finger-pick
bedroom: Wonder Woman slippers, tacled man who wore linen pants and sus- it a little more slowly, because that’s a
bracelets, a clear Lucite fourposter bed. penders, and a museum curator, who also tricky tempo to maintain for a long time.”
“I used to say, ‘That’s a queen’s bed, identified as a man—had assembled for McKinley had also co-arranged the music
honey,’ ” Glam said. “Those pillows the first rehearsal of Kjartansson’s “Ro- and would be performing in the show.
haven’t been washed.” mantic Songs of the Patriarchy,” a four- Kjartansson gave notes to another mu-
Domingo nuzzled one and inhaled: day marathon orchestrated to reveal the sician, who had dreadlocks. “Just play the
“I smell it.” On his way out, he pon- misogyny in popular culture. In a few song sculpturally!” he said.
dered what he might want as an heir- days, the singer-songwriters would col- “Cool, I’ll do that,” the musician an-
loom. “One of his gaudy helmets, or a lectively perform arrangements of well- swered, laughing. They tried it again:
hat. Or a piece of jewelry, like a brace- loved tunes (among them “Wild World,” “Well, I’d rather see you dead, little girl/than
let or a ring. Something I can have on by Cat Stevens, “Every Breath You Take,” to be with another man.”
my person,” he said. That way, Gold’s by the Police, “Love the Way You Lie,” At about noon, Kjartansson called for
14 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021
a break and reflected on his own relation- Connecticut, Massachusetts, and New it was a family-movie theatre, after it was
ship to the patriarchy. “I was in denial,” he York State, including almost all of Long a porn theatre,” Motavalli said. Phil
said. “I’m still working on getting it out Island, and it can be streamed by any- Kuchma, a community-minded devel-
of my veins.” He continued, “Is it really one who has an Internet connection. oper, has attractively renovated the Bijou,
so great to be a man, and to be abusive The station’s programming is the WPKN’s building, and a number of other
and violent? Is that really what we want?” work of roughly a hundred volunteer addresses in the neighborhood, which is
He looked down. “In the old days, you hosts, who typically spend hours re- now known as Bijou Square. He gave the
would just slap and rape and whatnot—” searching and assembling their shows. station a huge break on the rent.
“It still happens!” a musician said. “Some are on weekly, some are on once Back in 1963, WPKN’s staff made the
“It still happens, yeah, but now there’s a month, some are on the first and third unusual decision to keep all the records
more, like, whining, ‘I’m very complicated weeks of the month, some are on the they received and to organize them not
emotionally,’ all that bullshit. We use new second and fourth weeks, and some are thematically but in the order of their
weapons to oppress women.” (Elhajli on the fifth week,” Valerie Richardson, acquisition. The result is a quirkily den-
later dropped out before the show started WPKN’s (volunteer) program director, drochronological register of new and
up. “I didn’t want to spend a lot of emo- said not long ago. Depending on when old music during the past six decades
tional labor helping a man understand you tune in, you might hear a Stevie or so. (LP No. 1 is “A Star Is Born,” by
his place within the patriarchy,” she said.) Wonder song performed by an all- Judy Garland.) Ten or fifteen years ago,
The rehearsal resumed. “The inten- women jazz septet, or a dozen different an alarmed building inspector made the
sity is spiralling up. It’s like a David covers of the same Bob Marley song, station put a significant fraction of the
Lynch lullaby, where it’s, like, God, I’m or twenty minutes of Tuvan throat sing- collection into storage; the move down-
being seduced, but I also think I’m gonna ing, or a totally addictive cut by the town has necessitated a further cull.
puke!” McKinley said, near the top of group that the founder of Morphine “We’ve installed some really high-tech
the rotunda. “The sirens are beckoning!” founded before he founded Morphine. archival shelving in the new studio, but
The sirens beckoned: “All she eat is (As Richardson spoke, another host, in the total space is smaller,” Richardson
dick / she’s on a strict diet, that’s my baby.” the adjacent studio, played “Turtles All said. The new storage units are also more
“Every step you take / I’ll be watch- the Way Down,” by Sturgill Simpson.) expensive than the wooden boxes that
ing you.” Because the shifts are staggered and the used to hold many of the CDs. Donors
“This is a fucking great song,” Kjartans- playlists are not generated by a corpo- can endow individual shelves, for eighty-
son said, as a musician with wavy hair rate algorithm, you can be reasonably nine dollars and fifty cents each.
and a flamenco guitar played “Closer,” certain that, if you hear a song you don’t WPKN is an important resource for
by Nine Inch Nails. “But it’s really, like, like, you’ll never have to hear it again. people in radio-dependent occupations:
‘Parental Advisory!’ ” The musician, who The station also has talk shows that no house painters, carpenters, kitchen work-
sipped from a thermos full of herbal tea, one would mistake for “Fox & Friends.” ers, artists, procrastinating freelance writ-
contemplated the song’s lyrics. “When I WPKN began, in 1963, as an extra- ers, and others who can be driven mad
was six years old, my guitar teacher kissed curricular activity for students at the by stations that seem to play nothing
me,” she said, cradling her guitar. “That University of Bridgeport. It has survived but the same six songs by Aerosmith,
was the first, like, experience I had. It disco, a roof fire that briefly threatened Journey, Bob Seger, and Yes. Steve di
was pretty heavy. I was traumatized.” She to turn its immense LP library into a Costanza, the general manager, said,
went on, “As terrible as it sounds, I learned lake of molten vinyl, and the takeover “We get a lot of calls from truck driv-
everything I know about guitar from of the university, between 1992 and 2002, ers who have discovered us in the late-
that man.” Then she started playing. by the Professors World Peace Acad- night radio wasteland around here. Also
“ You let me violate you /You let me des- emy, an affiliate of the Reverend Sun early-morning delivery people and gar-
ecrate you / You let me penetrate you,” Myung Moon’s Unification Church. The deners in the Hamptons.”
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she sang. “You let me complicate you.” station became independent in 1989, al- Another fan is Richard Kitchener, a
—Adam Iscoe though the university continued to give car mechanic, who owns Imported Au-
it free studio space, on the second floor tomotive, in Trumbull. He recently re-
LABOR OF LOVE DEPT. of the student center. That relationship paired the muffler and air-conditioner
RECORD COLLECTION ended a couple of weeks ago, largely be- of Motavalli’s twenty-eight-year-old
cause the university grounds had been Saab 900 Turbo convertible. “This was
acquired by two other institutions. the first time he had worked on my car,
“Our position became a little tenu- and the bill was four hundred and sev-
ous,” Jim Motavalli, who has been a enty-five dollars,” Motavalli said. “But
WPKN host for almost fifty years, said he recognized my name from the radio,
shortly before the move. “We couldn’t and he told me, ‘I only want three-sev-
PKN-FM is a free-form radio even be sure that the power wouldn’t sud- enty-five, and I don’t want you to give
W station in Bridgeport, Connecti-
cut; it is, to be honest, the greatest radio
denly go off.” The station’s new home is
in downtown Bridgeport, next door to
it to me—I want you to donate it to the
station.’ ” When Kitchener repairs cars,
station in the world. Its broadcast sig- the Bijou Theatre. “I remember when the he leaves the radios tuned to WPKN.
nal, at 89.5, can be picked up in parts of Bijou was a porn theatre—and also when —David Owen
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ise of Justice Initiative, an advocacy or-
AMERICAN CHRONICLES ganization based in New Orleans, Arm-
strong co-wrote another report, “Dying
A HISTORY OF ALT-MILK
outsized udders.
THINKING IT THROUGH
me as unimaginative, utilitarian. Later,
when he upgraded to a new sound sys-
tem, I bought his old equipment and
How much can rationality do for us? found that it was much better than what
I’d chosen.
BY JOSHUA ROTHMAN In my senior year, I began consider-
ing graduate school. One of the grad
students I knew warned me off—the
job prospects for English professors were
dismal. Still, I made the questionable
decision to embark on a Ph.D. Greg
went into finance. We stayed friends,
often discussing the state of the world
and the meta subject of how to best as-
certain it. I felt overwhelmed by how
much there was to know—there were
too many magazines, too many books—
and so, with Greg as my Virgil, I trav-
elled deeper into the realm of rational-
ity. There was, it turned out, a growing
rationality movement, with its own ethos,
thought style, and body of knowledge,
drawn heavily from psychology and eco-
nomics. Like Greg, I read a collection of
rationality blogs—Marginal Revolution,
Farnam Street, Interfluidity, Crooked
Timber. I haunted the Web sites of the
Social Science Research Network and
the National Bureau of Economic Re-
search, where I could encounter just-pub-
lished findings; I internalized academic
papers on the cognitive biases that slant
our thinking, and learned a simple for-
mula for estimating the “expected value”
of my riskier decisions. When I was
looking to buy a house, Greg walked me
through the trade-offs of renting and
met the most rational person I know count when providing care. (Shouldn’t owning (just rent); when I was contem-
I during my freshman year of college.
Greg (not his real name) had a tech-sup-
doctors alone decide what’s best for their
patients?) I got worked up, and devel-
plating switching careers, he stress-tested
my scenarios (I switched). As an emo-
port job in the same computer lab where oped many arguments to support my tional and impulsive person by nature,
I worked, and we became friends. I view; I felt that I was right both prac- I found myself working hard at ratio-
planned to be a creative-writing major; tically and morally. Greg shook his head. nality. Even Greg admitted that it was
Greg told me that he was deciding be- He pointed out that my dad was a doc- difficult work: he had to constantly in-
tween physics and economics. He’d tor, and explained that I was engaging spect his thought processes for faults,
choose physics if he was smart enough, in “motivated reasoning.” My gut was like a science-fictional computer that
and economics if he wasn’t—he thought telling me what to think, and my brain had just become sentient.
he’d know within a few months, based was figuring out how to think it. This Often, I asked myself, How would
on his grades. He chose economics. felt like thinking, but wasn’t. Greg think? I adopted his habit of track-
We roomed together, and often had The next year, a bunch of us bought ing what I knew and how well I knew
differences of opinion. For some reason, stereos. The choices were complicated: it, so that I could separate my well-
I took a class on health policy, and I was channels, tweeters, woofers, preamps. founded opinions from my provisional
appalled by the idea that hospital ad- Greg performed a thorough analysis views. Bad investors, Greg told me, often
ministrators should take costs into ac- before assembling a capable stereo. I had flat, loosely drawn maps of their
own knowledge, but good ones were
Part of being “metarational” is knowing when to let someone else do the thinking. careful cartographers, distinguishing
24 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021 ILLUSTRATION BY FRANCESCO CICCOLELLA
between settled, surveyed, and unex- that you are rational can itself become to doubt and when to trust. Rationality
plored territories. Through all this, our a source of bias. It’s possible that you is one of humanity’s superpowers. How
lives unfolded. Around the time I left are trying to appear rational only be- do we keep from misusing it?
my grad program to try out journalism, cause you want to impress people; or
Greg swooned over his girlfriend’s ra- that you are more rational about some riting about rationality in the early
tional mind, married her, and became a
director at a hedge fund. His net worth
things (your job) than others (your kids);
or that your rationality gives way to ran-
W twentieth century, Weber saw
himself as coming to grips with a titanic
is now several thousand times my own. cor as soon as your ideas are challenged. force—an ascendant outlook that was
Meanwhile, half of Americans won’t Perhaps you irrationally insist on an- rewriting our values. He talked about ra-
get vaccinated; many believe in con- swering difficult questions yourself when tionality in many different ways. We can
spiracy theories or pseudoscience. It’s you’d be better off trusting the expert practice the instrumental rationality of
not that we don’t think—we are con- consensus. Possibly, like Mr. Spock, of means and ends (how do I get what I
stantly reading, opining, debating—but “Star Trek,” your rational calculations want?) and the value rationality of pur-
that we seem to do it on the run, while fail to account for the irrationality of poses and goals (do I have good reasons
squinting at trolls in our phones. This other people. (Surveying Spock’s pre- for wanting what I want?). We can pur-
summer, on my phone, I read a blog dictions, Galef finds that the outcomes sue the rationality of affect (am I cool,
post by the economist Arnold Kling, Spock has determined to be impossi- calm, and collected?) or develop the ra-
who noted that an unusually large num- ble actually happen about eighty per tionality of habit (do I live an ordered,
ber of books about rationality were being cent of the time, often because he as- or “rationalized,” life?). Rationality was
published this year, among them Ste- sumes that other people will be as “log- obviously useful, but Weber worried that
ven Pinker’s “Rationality: What It Is, ical” as he is.) it was turning each individual into a “cog
Why It Seems Scarce, Why It Matters” Not just individuals but societies can in the machine,” and life into an “iron
(Viking) and Julia Galef ’s “The Scout fall prey to false or compromised ratio- cage.” Today, rationality and the words
Mindset: Why Some People See Things nality. In a 2014 book, “The Revolt of around it are still shadowed with Webe-
Clearly and Others Don’t” (Portfolio). the Public and the Crisis of Authority rian pessimism and cursed with double
It makes sense, Kling suggested, for ra- in the New Millennium,” Martin Gurri, meanings. You’re rationalizing the org
tionality to be having a breakout mo- a C.I.A. analyst turned libertarian so- chart: are you bringing order to chaos,
ment: “The barbarians sack the city, and cial thinker, argued that the unmask- or justifying the illogical?
the carriers of the dying culture repair ing of allegedly pseudo-rational insti- The Weberian definitions of rational-
to their basements to write.” In a po- tutions had become the central drama ity are by no means canonical. In “The
lemical era, rationality can be a kind of of our age: people around the world, Rationality Quotient: Toward a Test of
opinion hygiene—a way of washing off having concluded that the bigwigs in Rational Thinking” (M.I.T.), from 2016,
misjudged views. In a fractious time, it our colleges, newsrooms, and legisla- the psychologists Keith E. Stanovich,
promises to bring the court to order. tures were better at appearing rational Richard F. West, and Maggie E. Toplak
When the world changes quickly, we than at being so, had embraced a nihil- call rationality “a torturous and tortured
need strategies for understanding it. We ist populism that sees all forms of pub- term,” in part because philosophers, so-
hope, reasonably, that rational people lic rationality as suspect. COVID deniers ciologists, psychologists, and economists
will be more careful, honest, truthful, and climate activists are different kinds have all defined it differently. For Aris-
fair-minded, curious, and right than ir- of people, but they’re united in their totle, rationality was what separated
rational ones. frustration with the systems built by ex- human beings from animals. For the au-
And yet rationality has sharp edges perts on our behalf—both groups pic- thors of “The Rationality Quotient,” it’s
that make it hard to put at the center ture élites shuffling PowerPoint decks a mental faculty, parallel to but distinct
of one’s life. It’s possible to be so ratio- in Davos while the world burns. From from intelligence, which involves a person’s
nal that you are cut off from warmer this perspective, the root cause of mass ability to juggle many scenarios in her
ways of being—like the student Baza- irrationality is the failure of rationalists. head at once, without letting any one
rov, in Ivan Turgenev’s “Fathers and People would believe in the system if monopolize her attention or bias her
Sons,” who declares, “I look up to heaven it actually made sense. against the rest. It’s because some people
only when I want to sneeze.” (Greg, too, And yet modern life would be im- are better jugglers than others that the
sometimes worries that he is rational to possible without those rational systems; world is full of “smart people doing dumb
excess—that he is becoming a heartless we must improve them, not reject them. things”: college kids getting drunk the
boss, a cold fish, a robot.) You might be We have no choice but to wrestle with night before a big exam, or travellers book-
well-intentioned, rational, and mistaken, rationality—an ideal that, the sociolo- ing flights with impossibly short layovers.
simply because so much in our think- gist Max Weber wrote, “contains within Galef, who hosts a podcast called “Ra-
ing can go wrong. (“RATIONAL, adj.: itself a world of contradictions.” We want tionally Speaking” and co-founded the
Devoid of all delusions save those of to live in a more rational society, but not nonprofit Center for Applied Rational-
observation, experience and reflection,” in a falsely rationalized one. We want to ity, in Berkeley, barely uses the word “ra-
Ambrose Bierce wrote, in his “Devil’s be more rational as individuals, but not tionality” in her book on the subject. In-
Dictionary.”) You might be rational and to overdo it. We need to know when to stead, she describes a “scout mindset,”
self-deceptive, because telling yourself think and when to stop thinking, when which can help you “to recognize when
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you are wrong, to seek out your blind a skill. Some people are better at it than than we realize; we just need to look at
spots, to test your assumptions and change others. Galef believes that, by “calibrat- it more closely. Of course, we could be
course.” (The “soldier mindset,” by con- ing” our metacognitive minds, we can making out detail that isn’t there.
trast, encourages you to defend your po- improve our performance and so be-
sitions at any cost.) Galef tends to see come more rational. In a section of her nowing about what you know
rationality as a method for acquiring
more accurate views. Pinker, a cognitive
book called “Calibration Practice,” she
offers readers a collection of true-or-
K is Rationality 101. The advanced
coursework has to do with changes in
and evolutionary psychologist, sees it in- false statements (“Mammals and dino- your knowledge. Most of us stay in-
strumentally, as “the ability to use knowl- saurs coexisted”; “Scurvy is caused by a formed straightforwardly—by taking in
edge to attain goals.” By this definition, deficit of Vitamin C”); your job is to new information. Rationalists do the
to be a rational person you have to know weigh in on the veracity of each state- same, but self-consciously, with an eye
things, you have to want things, and you ment while also indicating whether you to deliberately redrawing their mental
have to use what you know to get what are fifty-five, sixty-five, seventy-five, maps. The challenge is that news about
you want. Intentions matter: a person isn’t eighty-five, or ninety-five per cent con- distant territories drifts in from many
rational, Pinker argues, if he solves a prob- fident in your determination. A per- sources; fresh facts and opinions aren’t
lem by stumbling on a strategy “that hap- fectly calibrated individual, Galef sug- uniformly significant. In recent decades,
pens to work.” gests, will be right seventy-five per cent rationalists confronting this problem
Introspection is key to rationality. A of the time about the answers in which have rallied behind the work of Thomas
rational person must practice what the she is seventy-five per cent confident. Bayes, an eighteenth-century mathema-
neuroscientist Stephen Fleming, in With practice, I got fairly close to “per- tician and minister. So-called Bayesian
“Know Thyself: The Science of Self- fect calibration”: I still answered some reasoning—a particular thinking tech-
Awareness” (Basic Books), calls “meta- questions wrong, but I was right about nique, with its own distinctive jargon—
cognition,” or “the ability to think about how wrong I would be. has become de rigueur.
our own thinking”—“a fragile, beauti- There are many calibration methods. There are many ways to explain Bayes-
ful, and frankly bizarre feature of the In the “equivalent bet” technique, which ian reasoning—doctors learn it one way
human mind.” Metacognition emerges Galef attributes to the decision-making and statisticians another—but the basic
early in life, when we are still struggling expert Douglas Hubbard, you imagine idea is simple. When new information
to make our movements match our plans. that you’ve been offered two ways of comes in, you don’t want it to replace old
(“Why did I do that?” my toddler asked winning ten thousand dollars: you can information wholesale. Instead, you want
me recently, after accidentally knocking either bet on the truth of some state- it to modify what you already know to an
his cup off the breakfast table.) Later, it ment (for instance, that self-driving cars appropriate degree. The degree of modi-
allows a golfer to notice small differ- will be on the road within a year) or fication depends both on your confidence
ences between her first swing and her reach blindly into a box full of balls in in your preëxisting knowledge and on the
second, and then to fine-tune her third. the hope of retrieving a marked ball. value of the new data. Bayesian reason-
It can also help us track our mental ac- Suppose the box contains four balls. ers begin with what they call the “prior”
tions. A successful student uses metacog- Would you prefer to answer the ques- probability of something being true, and
nition to know when he needs to study tion, or reach into the box? (I’d prefer then find out if they need to adjust it.
more and when he’s studied enough: es- Consider the example of a patient who
sentially, parts of his brain are monitor- has tested positive for breast cancer—a
ing other parts. textbook case used by Pinker and many
In everyday life, the biggest obstacle other rationalists. The stipulated facts are
to metacognition is what psychologists simple. The prevalence of breast cancer
call the “illusion of fluency.” As we per- in the population of women—the “base
form increasingly familiar tasks, we mon- rate”—is one per cent. When breast can-
itor our performance less rigorously; this cer is present, the test detects it ninety
happens when we drive, or fold laun- per cent of the time. The test also has a
dry, and also when we think thoughts false-positive rate of nine per cent: that
we’ve thought many times before. Study- the odds of the box.) Now suppose the is, nine per cent of the time it delivers a
ing for a test by reviewing your notes, box contains twenty-four balls—would positive result when it shouldn’t. Now,
Fleming writes, is a bad idea, because your preference change? By imagining suppose that a woman tests positive. What
it’s the mental equivalent of driving a boxes with different numbers of balls, are the chances that she has cancer?
familiar route. “Experiments have re- you can get a sense of how much you When actual doctors answer this ques-
peatedly shown that testing ourselves— really believe in your assertions. For Galef, tion, Pinker reports, many say that the
forcing ourselves to practice exam ques- the box that’s “equivalent” to her belief woman has a ninety-per-cent chance of
tions, or writing out what we know—is in the imminence of self-driving cars having it. In fact, she has about a nine-
more effective,” he writes. The trick is contains nine balls, suggesting that she per-cent chance. The doctors have the
to break the illusion of fluency, and to has eleven-per-cent confidence in that answer wrong because they are putting
encourage an “awareness of ignorance.” prediction. Such techniques may reveal too much weight on the new informa-
Fleming notes that metacognition is that our knowledge is more fine-grained tion (the test results) and not enough on
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what they knew before the results came
in—the fact that breast cancer is a fairly
infrequent occurrence. To see this intu-
itively, it helps to shuffle the order of your
facts, so that the new information doesn’t
have pride of place. Start by imagining
that we’ve tested a group of a thousand
women: ten will have breast cancer, and
nine will receive positive test results. Of
the nine hundred and ninety women who
are cancer-free, eighty-nine will receive
false positives. Now you can allow your-
self to focus on the one woman who has
tested positive. To calculate her chances
of getting a true positive, we divide the
number of positive tests that actually in-
dicate cancer (nine) by the total number
of positive tests (ninety-eight). That gives
us about nine per cent.
Bayesian reasoning is an approach to “The one word you have to understand is liability.”
statistics, but you can use it to interpret
all sorts of new information. In the early
hours of September 26, 1983, the Soviet
• •
Union’s early-warning system detected
the launch of intercontinental ballistic en place. Keep the cooked information might talk about holding a view “on the
missiles from the United States. Stan- over here and the raw information over margin”—a way of saying that an idea
islav Petrov, a forty-four-year-old duty there; remember that raw ingredients or fact will be taken into account, as a
officer, saw the warning. He was charged often reduce over heat. But the real power kind of tweak on a prior, the next time
with reporting it to his superiors, who of the Bayesian approach isn’t procedural; new information comes in. (Economists
probably would have launched a nuclear it’s that it replaces the facts in our minds use the concept of “marginal utility” to
counterattack. But Petrov, who in all with probabilities. Where others might describe how we value things in series:
likelihood had never heard of Bayes, be completely convinced that G.M.O.s the first nacho is delightful, but the mar-
nevertheless employed Bayesian reason- are bad, or that Jack is trustworthy, or ginal utility of each additional nacho de-
ing. He didn’t let the new information that the enemy is Eurasia, a Bayesian as- creases relative to that of a buffalo wing.)
determine his reaction all on its own. signs probabilities to these propositions. She might speak about “updating” her
He reasoned that the probability of an She doesn’t build an immovable world opinions—a cheerful and forward-look-
attack on any given night was low— view; instead, by continually updating her ing locution, borrowed from the statis-
comparable, perhaps, to the probability probabilities, she inches closer to a more tical practice of “Bayesian updating,”
of an equipment malfunction. Simulta- useful account of reality. The cooking is which rationalists use to destigmatize
neously, in judging the quality of the never done. the act of admitting a mistake. In use,
alert, he noticed that it was in some ways this language can have a pleasingly de-
unconvincing. (Only five missiles had pplied to specific problems—Should liberate vibe, evoking the feeling of an
been detected—surely a first strike would
be all-out?) He decided not to report
A you invest in Tesla? How bad is the
Delta variant?—the techniques promoted
edifice being built. “Every so often a
story comes along that causes me to up-
the alert, and saved the world. by rationality writers are clarifying and date my priors,” the economist Tyler
Bayesian reasoning implies a few powerful. But the rationality movement Cowen wrote, in 2019, in response to the
“best practices.” Start with the big pic- is also a social movement; rationalists Jeffrey Epstein case. “I am now, at the
ture, fixing it firmly in your mind. Be today form what is sometimes called the margin, more inclined to the view that
cautious as you integrate new informa- “rationality community,” and, as evan- what keeps many people on good be-
tion, and don’t jump to conclusions. No- gelists, they hope to increase its size. The havior is simply inertia.”
tice when new data points do and do rationality community has its own lin- In Silicon Valley, people wear T-shirts
not alter your baseline assumptions (most gua franca. If a rationalist wants to pay that say “Update Your Priors,” but talking
of the time, they won’t alter them), but you a big compliment, she might tell like a rationalist doesn’t make you one.
keep track of how often those assump- you that you have caused her to “revise A person can drone on about base rates
tions seem contradicted by what’s new. her priors”—that is, to alter some of her with which he’s only loosely familiar, or
Beware the power of alarming news, well-justified prior assumptions. (On say that he’s revising his priors when, in
and proceed by putting it in a broader, her mental map, a mountain range of fact, he has only ordinary, settled opin-
real-world context. possibilities has gained or lost proba- ions. Google makes it easy to project faux
In a sense, the core principle is mise bilistic altitude.) That same rationalist omniscience. A rationalist can give others
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and himself the impression of having read comedy duo Mitchell and Webb, a gov- quaintance, Mr. Darcy, is haughty and
and digested a whole academic subspe- ernment minister charged with ending a dismissive at a party, she gently urges
cialty, as though he’d earned a Ph.D. in recession asks his analysts if they’ve con- Lizzy to remember the big picture: Darcy
a week; still, he won’t know which re- sidered “killing all the poor.” “I’m not say- is “so very fine a young man, with fam-
searchers are trusted by their colleagues ing do it—I’m just saying run it through ily, fortune, everything in his favour”; in
and which are ignored, or what was said the computer and see if it would work,” meeting him, therefore, one’s prior should
after hours at last year’s conference.There’s he tells them. (After they say it won’t, he be that rich, good-looking people often
a difference between reading about sur- proposes “blue-skying” an even more preen at parties; such behavior is not, in
gery and actually being a surgeon, and the senseless alternative: “Raise V.A.T. and itself, revelatory. When Charlotte mar-
surgeon’s priors are what we really care kill all the poor.”) This caricature echoes ries Mr. Collins, an irritating clergyman
about. In a recent interview, Cowen—a a widespread skepticism of rationality as with a secure income, Lizzy is appalled
superhuman reader whose blog, Marginal a value system. When the Affordable at the match—but Charlotte points out
Revolution, is a daily destination for info- Care Act was wending its way through that the success of a marriage depends
hungry rationalists—told Ezra Klein that Congress, conservatives worried that sim- on many factors, including financial ones,
the rationality movement has adopted an ilar proposals would pop up on “death and suggests that her own chances of
“extremely culturally specific way of view- panels,” where committees of rational ex- happiness are “as fair as most people can
ing the world.” It’s the culture, more or perts would suggest lowering health-care boast on entering the marriage state.” (In
less, of winning arguments in Web fo- costs by killing the aged. This fear, of modern times, the base rates would back
rums. Cowen suggested that to under- course, was sharpened by the fact that we her up: although almost fifty per cent of
stand reality you must not just read about really do spend too much money on health marriages end in divorce, the proportion
it but see it firsthand; he has grounded care in the last few years of life. It’s up is lower among higher-income people.)
his priors in visits to about a hundred to rationalists to do the uncomfortable It’s partly because of Charlotte’s exam-
countries, once getting caught in a shoot- work of pointing out uncomfortable ple that Lizzy looks more closely at Mr.
out between a Brazilian drug gang and truths; sometimes in doing this they seem Darcy, and discovers that he is flawed in
the police. a little too comfortable. predictable ways but good in unusual
Clearly, we want people in power to In our personal lives, the dynamics ones. Rom-com characters often have
be rational. And yet the sense that ratio- are different. Our friends don’t have power passionate friends who tell them to fol-
nalists are somehow unmoored from di- over us; the best they can do is nudge us low their hearts, but Jane Austen knew
rect experience can make the idea of a in better directions. Elizabeth Bennet, that really it’s rational friends we need.
rationalist with power unsettling. Would the protagonist of “Pride and Prejudice,” In fact, as Charlotte shows, the manner
such a leader be adrift in a matrix of data, is intelligent, imaginative, and thought- of a kind rationalist can verge on court-
more concerned with tending his map of ful, but it’s Charlotte Lucas, her best liness, which hints at deeper qualities.
reality than with the people contained in friend, who is rational. Charlotte uses Galef describes a typically well-mannered
that reality? In a sketch by the British Bayesian reasoning. When their new ac- exchange on the now defunct Web site
ChangeAView. A male blogger, having
been told that one of his posts was sex-
ist, strenuously defended himself at first.
Then, in a follow-up post titled “Why
It’s Plausible I’m Wrong,” he carefully
summarized the best arguments made
against him; eventually, he announced
that he’d been convinced of the error of
his ways, apologizing not just to those
he’d offended but to those who had sided
with him for reasons that he now be-
lieved to be mistaken. Impressed by his
sincere and open-minded approach, Galef
writes, she sent the blogger a private mes-
sage. Reader, they got engaged.
The rationality community could
make a fine setting for an Austen novel
written in 2021. Still, we might ask, How
much credit should rationality get for
drawing Galef and her husband together?
It played a role, but rationality isn’t the
only way to understand the traits she
perceived. I’ve long admired my friend
Greg for his rationality, but I’ve since
“Here come the gatherers—look poisonous!” updated my views. I think it’s not ratio-
nality, as such, that makes him curious, the dotted line when the time comes.
truthful, honest, careful, perceptive, and Greg’s hedge-fund colleagues describe
fair, but the reverse. as “commercial”—a compliment—some-
one who is not only rational but timely
n “Rationality,” “The Scout Mindset,” and decisive. An effective rationalist must
I and other similar books, irrationality
is often presented as a form of misbe-
be able to short the mortgage market
today, or commit to a particular rehab
havior, which might be rectified through center now, even though we live in a
education or socialization. This is surely world of Bayesian probabilities. I know,
right in some cases, but not in all. One rationally, that the coronavirus poses no
spring, when I was in high school, a car- significant risk to my small son, and yet
dinal took to flying at our living-room I still hesitated before enrolling him in
window, and my mother—who was per- daycare for this fall, where he could make
ceptive, funny, and intelligent, but not friends. You can know what’s right but
particularly rational—became convinced still struggle to do it.
that it was a portent. She’d sometimes sit Following through on your own con-
in an armchair, waiting for it, watchful clusions is one challenge. But a rational-
and unnerved. Similar events—a torn ist must also be “metarational,” willing
dollar bill found on the ground, a flat to hand over the thinking keys when
tire on the left side of the car rather than someone else is better informed or bet-
the right—could cast shadows over her ter trained. This, too, is harder than it
mood for days, sometimes weeks. As a sounds. Intellectually, we understand that
voter, a parent, a worker, and a friend, our complex society requires the division
she was driven by emotion. She had a of both practical and cognitive labor. We
stormy, poetic, and troubled personality. accept that our knowledge maps are lim-
I don’t think she would have been helped ited not just by our smarts but by our
much by a book about rationality. In a time and interests. Still, like Gurri’s pop-
sense, such books are written for the al- ulists, rationalists may stage their own
ready rational. contrarian revolts, repeatedly finding that
My father, by contrast, is a doctor and no one’s opinions but their own are de-
a scientist by profession and disposition. fensible. In letting go, as in following
When I was a kid, he told me that Santa through, one’s whole personality gets in-
Claus wasn’t real long before I figured it volved. I found it possible to be meta-
out; we talked about physics, computers, rational with my dad not just because I
biology, and “Star Trek,” agreeing that respected his mind but because I knew
we were Spocks, not Kirks. My parents that he was a good and cautious person
divorced decades ago. But recently, when who had my and my mother’s best in-
my mother had to be discharged from a terests at heart. I trusted that, unlike the
hospital into a rehab center, and I was minister in the Mitchell and Webb sketch,
nearly paralyzed with confusion about he would care enough to think deeply
what I could or should do to shape where about my problem. Caring is not enough,
she’d end up, he patiently, methodically, of course. But, between the two of us,
and judiciously walked me through the we had the right ingredients—mutual
scenarios on the phone, exploring each trust, mutual concern, and a shared com-
forking path, sorting the inevitabilities mitment to reason and to act.
from the possibilities, holding it all in The realities of rationality are hum-
his head and communicating it dispas- bling. Know things; want things; use what
sionately. All this was in keeping with you know to get what you want. It sounds
his character. like a simple formula. But, in truth, it
I’ve spent decades trying to be ratio- maps out a series of escalating challenges.
nal. So why did I feel paralyzed while In search of facts, we must make do with
trying to direct my mother’s care? Greg probabilities. Unable to know it all for
tells me that, in his business, it’s not ourselves, we must rely on others who
enough to have rational thoughts. Some- care enough to know. We must act while
one who’s used to pondering questions we are still uncertain, and we must act in
at leisure might struggle to learn and time—sometimes individually, but often
reason when the clock is ticking; some- together. For all this to happen, rational-
one who is good at reaching rational con- ity is necessary, but not sufficient. Think-
clusions might not be willing to sign on ing straight is just part of the work.
A REPORTER AT LARGE
HOME TRUTH
Long venerated as symbols of an idyllic past, Britain’s country houses now reveal a darker history.
BY SAM KNIGHT
yrham Park, an English coun- wayt helped to administer the rapidly Ethnic Minority Senior Citizens As-
that they preclude casual visits. She said of Fagradalsfjall, “We’ll never get this kind of access anywhere, in any other place.”
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y mid-March, the people of Grin- thermal power station—which supplies fjall—which means the Mountain of
laid, was “bloody brutal.” Some peo- with lethal gas and ash, upending miles per hour, almost knocked me
ple had injured legs and arms trying international air travel and forcing over repeatedly. Once, I was blown
to reach the site. On one blizzarding Icelanders to flee their homes. Unlike nearly a foot downhill, my boots leav-
night in late March, forty hikers lost the 1973 eruption on the offshore is- ing a pair of skid marks in the dirt.
their way; a search-and-rescue team land of Heimaey, it threatens to erad- The wind didn’t have a rhythm, or even
eventually found them. icate no town or fill a fishing harbor a direction, but it did have a pattern:
Grettisson’s videos provided scien- with land. Unlike the 1783 eruption of each surge was followed by a lull. As
tific data and dispensed basic safety the Laki f issure, it’s not powerful I approached one exposed curve, I could
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see that the landscape was bare all spot that a friend of mine was so con-
the way to the ocean, a couple of miles cerned about. He’d visited the eruption
away—there are no trees in this part site the previous week. “The path is
of Iceland. The energy speeding un- about to be covered,” he’d warned. “You
hindered from the North Atlantic was have to go immediately.”
fearsome. I crouched and braced. I I touched the hardened lava. It was
waited for the lull. I scurried around the temperature of someone’s lap after
the curve. a dog or a child has been sitting in it.
The sun vanished and the wind There are guidelines, in Iceland, for
grew unrelentingly vicious, the tem- naming lava. Naming it for a living
perature hovering in the forties. As I person is discouraged. Proposals must
continued along a dusty ridge that be approved by the Ministry of Ed-
lacked vegetation, the path was now ucation, Science, and Culture. In early
marked by distantly placed sturdy spring, the town council of Grindavík
wooden stakes. Finally, the first visual solicited its residents for ideas about
evidence of the eruption came into what to call the new lava. They de-
view. To my right, a frozen waterfall cided on a poetic mouthful of a name,
of black lava paved a steep slope— Fagradalshraun—the Lava of the
apparently, this was overspill from a Beautiful Valley.
lava field farther uphill. There was The path curved up and around
now a strong and familiar odor. For another hill before descending to a
a New Yorker, the association was land bridge that, after sixty feet or so,
immediate: 9/11. The air smelled like connected to a final rise: Goggle Hill.
cataclysm. I passed two women, their faces blear-
I knew from Grettisson’s latest ily serene as they stutter-stepped over
video (“The New Lava Threatening loose rocks. “It just stopped hailing,”
the Highway”) that this lava field, one of them reported.
which flowed into the Nátthagi Val- The lava field that people had been
ley, had recently breached one of two touching was to the right of the land
earthen walls built only a week ear- bridge. To its left was an equally large
lier, with the aim of containing the lava field. I might have paused to mar-
flow. Vent 5’s effusion rate had dou- vel at being surrounded by lava were I
bled since it first became active, and not so preoccupied with the evident
lava from it was now steadily creep- difficulty of traversing the narrow, ex-
ing toward the Suðurstrandarvegur posed ridge leading up Goggle Hill.
Road, along which fibre-optic Inter- The steep slopes on each side of the
net cables were buried. ridge led directly to the edge of the lava
The walls did not appear to have fields. If I lost my balance, I could tum-
stopped the lava’s progress. A pair ble sixty or seventy feet and roll to a
of matching diggers, parked on the painful, and possibly fatal, stop against
nearby slope, stood as noble monu- a knife-sharp, smoking barrier.
ments to the attempt. As I began to climb, the wind gusts A wedding ceremony performed at the site, in
When I arrived at the elevation of sounded like a revving jet engine. A
the lava field that was filling the Nát- man with a big camera took refuge cured my pack behind a rock, the cra-
thagi Valley, the path dipped close to behind a boulder, as if he were a war ter was just finishing a spasm. It made
the edge. The center of the field re- photographer. A woman coming to- thick sloshing noises, like a loudly
sembled carbonized oatmeal. The lava ward me inched down the incline on digesting stomach. Then it fell quiet.
near the path reached out with giant her bottom. Whenever I heard the rev- I cleaned the dirt out of my ears
panther paws that seemed to demand ving noise, I dropped to one knee and and nose and, based on my recollec-
petting. I encountered a few people grabbed the nearest large rock, waited tion of Grettisson’s videos, tried to fig-
here, crouching and cautiously touch- until the wind decreased slightly, and ure out where, exactly, I was. Goggle
ing the lava. (Lev observed of the then hurry-crawled toward the sum- Hill was like a ship’s bow pushing
eruption, “I like how it’s interfacing mit of Goggle Hill. through the deep lava ocean that sur-
with humanity.”) Finally, I was at the top, and there rounded the crater on all sides. To the
The lava didn’t register as immedi- it was: the eruption, maybe six hun- right of the bow, the f low from the
ately or even distantly threatening to dred feet away, the crater at eye level. crater took the form of a lava river
the Suðurstrandarvegur Road, or to About twenty people sat with their streaming toward the Nátthagi Valley,
anywhere. It didn’t seem capable of mov- boots dug into the dirt, to keep them and the breached retaining wall, and
ing at all. Even so, this had to be the from sliding over the edge. As I se- the Internet, and the ocean. To the left
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April. People have cooked eggs on cooling lava and played volleyball as craters oozed behind them.
of the bow was a valley shaped like a sembling shards of black ice. A giant People chatted in groups. A woman
gigantic bowl. This was Geldingadalur red-orange boulder flew about forty in black athleisure wear and puzzlingly
Valley—Castration Valley.The lava there feet into the air, then landed and rolled pristine white sneakers greeted every-
had a smooth black crust, swirled in halfway down the slope. Within sec- one, in American-accented English, as
some places and buckled in others. onds, it had seized in place, turning she made her way to the edge. “I can’t
Seven or so minutes later, a man the color of ash. believe you’re wearing shorts,” she said
announced, in English, “Here it comes!” Lava also streamed toward Geldin- to a young man in an Icelandic sweater.
STYRMIR AND HEIÐDÍS PHOTOGRAPHY
A notch in the crater’s side brightened gadalur Valley, but that flow quickly van- “The wind is so hot,” he replied.
as lava surged. Then a fire geyser shot ished under the field’s hard crust. The Mostly, however, the scene was con-
above the crater’s lip, red-orange and crater released an oceanic roar that filled templative. There was none of the ca-
slopping. It hung in the air, having ap- my whole body. Even at a distance, I thartic partying from the early days of
parently negotiated a deal with grav- could feel the intense heat of the fire the eruption, unless an Icelandic man
ity during its time in the earth’s man- geyser on my face. If I closed my eyes, and woman—he was drinking beer—
tle. The lava gushed over the notch I was at the beach on a hot day, and had counted as holdovers. They certainly
and fed the molten river. Bits of hard- just emerged from the freezing water didn’t see themselves in this light. The
ened crust floated along the top, re- and was about to take a nap in the sun. man, Eythor, spoke dismissively of the
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“huge hype” at the beginning of the
eruption cycle, which had kept him away:
“All those people, together in a big herd.” THEODICY
He was happy to have waited out the
crowds, and noted, with satisfaction, that A human is not such a perfect machine.
there was “still a lot of lava.” I didn’t design it for interaction particularly
The woman, Hekla, clarified that she with other machines—not closely—not non-stop.
had not technically been named for the I made the campfire, for example, to be nature’s
infamous volcano: “I was named after television but with a human being basically
my great-grandmother. She was named I was thinking of a tree, of what a tree needs.
after the volcano.” A root system, distance, light and air. Even living
Eythor was transfixed by what he you are tearing through something made not
called “the Black Sea”—the lava field of particles but of the relations between them.
in Geldingadalur Valley. Looking in This morning, it really does seem necessary
that direction, I realized that I’d seen to tell you, I made the mist lie above the contours
online images of people frolicking in of the forest in the precise shape of the remains
that spot in early spring—to borrow of a poster a boy is ripping from a plywood siding
a phrase from Grettisson, the “amuse- on Rue du Regard in the Sixth Arrondissement.
ment park” phase of the eruption. The As to the question of pain—why it hurts, why
Black Sea, which had an average depth sometimes we crave it—I have here a number
of about two hundred feet, had bur- of promising leads but the matter is dark, so
ied that moment in the past, in what called because it does not interact with light.
seemed already to be a distant geo- As you know there is no decent performance
logical era. without restraint. And all these polyphonic
From my high perch on Goggle Hill, symphonies it should not be possible to generate
I could admire the different textures of by one person alone and yet—and yet—and yet
the lava fields. In some places, the sur- when any of you come into my presence
face was shirred and shiny; in others, the room takes on a new tone. I did my best
it was dull, rust-colored, and blocky. in the sense I didn’t underestimate the depths
According to Lev, these variations re- of tenderness an animal—almost any animal—
flected “different cooling histories.” She might stir in us like color into paint. I gave you
explained, “Even small differences in that, and if I slept in a stone or slept in a bomb,
temperature can cause big changes in or slept over a brothel during the gold rush,
how runny the liquid melt is. This con- if I slept in a cave in the mountain of Ulrith—
trols how fast the lava is moving and what I dreamt of was myself as a child of three
how easily it shears and how quickly or four standing on the top step, dressed for bed,
bubbles are released, and also how weeping inconsolably and still getting yelled at.
quickly it forms a shiny crust and how
quickly it oxidizes.” —Nick Laird
Just beneath me, a bright-orange pud-
dle, streaked with blue, bubbled up in
the middle of what had seemed to be season of the midnight sun had begun ing sticks as I recklessly stumbled past.
an inactive lava field. The puddle steadily in Iceland—with the sky rarely getting The father said that he and his wife
grew as the surrounding surface melted dimmer than twilight—time advanced came to Iceland five years ago, “and
away. Then a second puddle opened be- in rhythmic units of hushed anticipa- loved it.” He observed, “The landscape
side it, widening with the speed of film tion. It did not pass so much as hyp- changes so much.”
dissolving in a projector. As the puddles notically reprise.
expanded, the heat surged, pushing me At around 4 p.m., I started back. n the following afternoon, the
back, along with other spectators who’d
come to the edge. Gas emanating from
Goggle Hill was no less petrifying to
descend. I ran-slid down it and almost
O winds were still gale force, but for
Icelanders the conditions qualified as a
the puddles made my lungs constrict, turned an ankle. Farther below, an “nice storm,” because there was sun-
causing light-headedness. American family of four stood at the shine. Although the thought of battling
Uphill, Hekla turned to the crowd Nátthagi field’s edge, warily stroking the wind again fatigued me in advance,
and said, “I’m thinking about smoking. the warm panther paws. They won- I decided to head to the eruption site
You don’t mind?” dered if it was worth chancing the gusts to see what had changed overnight.
The crater erupted. It fell dormant. to see the eruption up close. I suggested Snorrason’s home, gray and rounded
It erupted. And so I passed the day, awe- that they take it slowly, like three elderly like a ship’s wheelhouse, made for an
struck and glazed. It was a bit like being women in Icelandic sweaters who’d easy detour before I hit the trailhead.
on a mild tranquillizer. Because the trundled up Goggle Hill with walk- On the drive from Reykjavík, the land-
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scape looked like coastal Maine; then, field, which suggested that the lava level climate-change documentaries of ice-
a few kilometres later, like the New was rising there. Were these breathtak- bergs melting and of water overtaking
Mexico desert; then like the Moroccan ing acts of destruction or marvels of the planet mirrored what was happen-
mountains; then like the moon. The geologic innovation? When I’d sent my ing at the edge of the lava field: land
transformation of a landscape—nor- husband videos of the smoking lava being made permanently inaccessible,
mally caused by millions of years’ worth fields, he’d texted back, “It’s like watch- untouchable, and uninhabitable. But
of weather events, ocean tides, or tec- ing a city get bombed.” I tried to ex- here the casualty and the transgressor
tonic pressure—can happen overnight plain how, for me, the scene evoked the were one and the same. Land was being
with a volcanic eruption. Geologic time opposite of annihilation. But both his flooded by more land.
takes eons to pass, unless you’re watch- response and mine were accurate. A vol- In witnessing the earth violently re-
ing land being made. canic eruption collapses the distinction making itself, I realized, we were pre-
It had been a month since the last between ruin and progress. viewing the future apocalypse that hu-
significant tremor rattled Grindavík, I also understood why my attempt mans had already designed. But it was
but Snorrason’s dining room remained to determine, weeks in advance, how also humbling, and a shameful relief,
earthquake-proofed, the chandelier long and how difficult the hike to to be reminded of our species’ narcis-
safely draped in a corner. The gusts Fagradalsfjall would be had entirely sism: not every radical change that hap-
pummelled the windowpanes as he missed the point of what an eruption pens to the earth is because of us.
talked about living on the Reykjanes is. The word “disorientation” implies As I returned to Reykjavík, driving
Peninsula. This land, he said, “is en- a system in which orientation—based along a back road that skimmed the
ergy, energy, energy.” One night, during on fixed geologic features—is a feasi- edge of a lake, the eruption’s giant mush-
the 2021 seismic crisis, he was at a Grin- ble organizing principle. When I was room cloud, blue and tea-colored, was
davík gymnasium when it suddenly at the crater, the only point on earth backlit by the late-night sun.
felt “like ten big cars” had hit the build- that I needed to track, in relation to
ing. “Everybody started laughing hys- my body, was the location of my rental he next day brought a not-nice
terically and clapping,” he said. “And
then we just played a basketball game.”
car. Everything else was flux.
A number of people had hiked down
T storm. Snorrason saw a truck blown
off the highway. The weather progno-
Snorrason, despite being one of the to the edge of the Geldingadalur Valley sis at the eruption site was bleak: very
first people to witness the eruption, had lava field, where the shrapnel-filled wind strong winds, even stronger gusts, “no
yet to visit the site, because of an ankle couldn’t reach, and I followed them. The hiking conditions.” On May 29th, the
injury, and it still wasn’t quite healed. lava here had an uneven, ominously scaly second day of no-hiking conditions, one
So I drove to the trailhead alone, ar- appearance, like glitchy dragon skin, and of the various weather reports indicated
riving at around 6 p.m. loomed ten feet overhead. It radiated an that, at around 9 p.m., a two-to-four-
Unlike the previous day, the path was even heat, as though thrown from a cast- hour window might open during which
now busy with groups of hikers, but the iron stove. This lava was palpably on the a hike could qualify as a risk rather than
vibe wasn’t any more raucous. Starting move, and it tinkled loudly as its glassy as a death wish.
a third of the way to the crater, the steep- crust shattered. Molten rock, beneath a It was so savage out that the North
ness of the trail slowed everyone’s pace coating of solidified shards, rolled over Atlantic was white. I received a text from
to a meditative trudge. Sigríður Hagalín Snorrason at 8:19 p.m., just as I was near-
Björnsdóttir, the author of a prescient ing the parking lot: “The weather is get-
2020 novel, “The Fires,” about a volca- ting worse and worse so if you go, please
nic outbreak near Reykjavík, told me take care, go easy.”
that both times she visited the eruption While the weather had been chal-
site it felt “like a pilgrimage—people lenging on my first two visits, this qual-
are walking and not really talking.” ified as hellish nonsense. Rain pelted
At Goggle Hill, the wind was gust- me with such velocity that the drops
ing hard from the direction of the cra- may as well have been rocks. As I as-
ter. People hid their faces inside their cended, a small group of search-and-
hoods to avoid the hail of tephra—small, itself at the pace of glue, churning the rescue workers walked downhill with
lightweight rocks ejected by each vol- lava field forward and continuing to fill off-duty nonchalance. They were sup-
canic spasm. This tephra, however, wasn’t up a valley that, for the moment, still posed to stick around until midnight,
just hurtling from the crater; it was also contained it. but maybe they’d determined that any-
being swept off the ground by the gusts I took videos close to the lava, usu- one who was dumb enough to be out
and machine-gunned at our faces. ally for no longer than fourteen sec- in these conditions deserved to wait to
Since the previous day, the lava river onds—the point at which my phone be saved.
seemed to have widened and the crater became too hot to hold. Others sat on One skill that I’d learned from watch-
had been sculpted, by its own convul- the slope of Geldingadalur Valley, mes- ing the Icelanders—especially the very
sions, into a new shape, like a clay pot merized. A volcanic eruption is a spec- old ones, who, despite varying degrees
on a wheel. Moss was burning at the tacle of extreme rarity, but it also proves of infirmity, were undaunted by ruth-
near edges of the Geldingadalur Valley to be uncannily familiar. Images from less conditions—was how to hike in
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gales. Patience, not aggression, was the twice the density as before, and it was Himalayas. Others just walked out in
key. There would be no “attacking” this so dark that, for the first time since I their slippers.”
mountain if I wanted to get up and arrived in Iceland, I saw a pair of head- Grettisson was spotted almost im-
down it safely. The stakes marking lights, on the nearby road. Four peo- mediately. “I really love your videos!” a
the ridge provided crucial anchoring ple started toward the trailhead, made young man said. “I watched them all
opportunities. I clung to them during it about twenty steps from their vehi- before I came.”
the gusts. cle, then hurried back, jumped in, and The first sign that something signif-
In the rain, the lava fields steamed sped away. My ears were ringing, as icant had changed at the crater should
viciously. The molten rock under the though I’d been at a death-metal con- have been the fact that people were hik-
fields’ thick crust glowed like neon be- cert. Nonetheless, even as I fought to ing on a hill that the path didn’t even
neath the dark storm clouds, the se- keep my rental car from being blown lead to. Why would anyone bother climb-
cret map of its travels temporarily re- off the road all the way back to Reyk- ing it, when Goggle Hill was obviously
vealed. Lev had explained to me how javík, I kept asking myself if I had the best viewing spot?
deceiving “solid” lava fields could be. made the right decision, at the bot- Then I saw the yellow tape stretch-
When lava flowed in channels over the tom of Goggle Hill, to turn around. ing across the land bridge that led to
top of the field, it cooled and hardened the ridge on Goggle Hill. It marked
more rapidly; when it flowed invisibly n May 30th, Grettisson, Bicnick, the exact spot where I’d turned back
through underground tubes, the crust
functioned as a shield—against air and
O and I arrived at the parking lot at
7 p.m. Though Grettisson disagreed,
the previous night. Apparently, the lava
level was getting so high that molten
human detection—allowing the lava Bicnick decided that it was still too rock could flow over the land bridge
beneath to remain hot and liquid, its windy to use his drone to record footage. at any time, cutting off Goggle Hill
movements a mystery, especially when We walked into the Nátthagi Valley, and stranding anyone caught on the
sunlight shimmered on the crust. Lev taking a route I hadn’t been on before. wrong side.
said of the lava, “You know it’s going The lava field menaced the surround- I was so overcome by grief that it
somewhere. But, unless it peeks out, ing landscape like a suspended tsunami. was hard for me to breathe. I kept say-
it’s hard to say how fast it’s going.” A search-and-rescue worker on a four- ing to Grettisson, or to myself, “I can-
The weather window was closing, wheeler started to circle us as though not believe it.” But what couldn’t I be-
but I decided that it might still be pos- we were sheep that he needed to herd. lieve? That lava moved unpredictably?
sible to climb the ridge up Goggle Hill It’s not safe to be here, he said in Ice- When I spoke to Lev, she referred to
and see the eruption for two or three landic, pointing up to the lava. Then her work as “a game of guessing, but in-
geyser pulsations. he sped off. formed guessing.”
After an hour of mostly patient We hiked a steep incline out of the Grettisson said to me, “You’re being
Icelandic hiking, I made it to the land valley. I charged ahead, to minimize the so hard on yourself.” He found my dis-
bridge at the base of Goggle Hill. The duration of my suffering, but Grettisson appointment mystifying, which was fair
gusts on the slippery ridge ahead were warned, “You’re going to tire yourself enough. But he’d been watching this
approaching seventy miles per hour, out.” Clearly, I had not learned how landscape transform for two months,
and, if Snorrason was right, they were to hike like an Icelander. We hooked and for him the fact that yet another
only growing fiercer. I was alone. If I access point was gone hardly seemed
got blown off, nobody would know, cause for despair. Icelanders have a word
and—presuming that I didn’t catch for Goggle Hill’s transitional state:
fire upon striking the edge of a lava óbrynnishólmi. Grettisson defined it as
field—I couldn’t call for help, because “a place newly surrounded by lava—a
the site was too remote for cell ser- place that hasn’t burned up yet.”
vice. It was getting genuinely dark be- “When Art and I were filming in
cause of the storm. Tomorrow eve- the valley,” he recalled, pointing at the
ning the weather was supposed to be lava that now filled it, “I said, ‘We are
clear, with milder winds. Valur Gret- the last people to stand on this ground.’”
tisson had plans to head out then with around to view the lava tsunami from We hiked up to the new viewing
his regular cameraman and collabo- above. Bicnick estimated that, in five point. Would Icelanders start calling
rator, Art Bicnick, and had invited days, it had scarcely moved—maybe a this place the Gónhóll? Guðmundur
me to join them. hundred and fifty to two hundred feet. Ragnar Einarsson, the member of the
I made the prudent call. The search-and-rescue worker’s con- family association that owns the land
On the hike back, the visibility was cern, we all agreed, seemed excessive. around Fagradalsfjall, had told me that,
so poor that I almost lost my way on Many people were out, and the col- during the eruption’s earlier days, he’d
the ridge. Were it not for the stakes, I lective mood was relaxed, the scene squabbled with Grindavík officials over
would have wandered off in the op- more resembling, in its variety, what naming rights. He had wanted to name
posite direction of my car. By the time Björnsdóttir, the novelist, had described the first crater for his best friend from
I returned to the lot, at around 11 p.m., to me on her two trips: “Some people kindergarten, who’d recently died. “But
the rain was pelting horizontally, at are dressed like they’re going to the now it’s under,” he had told me—mean-
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ing that the crater had since been sub-
sumed by lava—“nobody wants to name
it anymore.”
The lava field was as active as I’d
seen it. A giant, flaming puddle opened
up below us. But it didn’t just widen
and spark and pause and harden: it
acted more like a wave, eating up more
and more of the black shore that it
crashed upon. The lava crested and
crawled over the existing crust, and it
kept coming until it reached the slope,
setting moss fires that blazed, then
quickly extinguished. The heat was un-
bearable. We stepped back.
“I’ve never seen the lava behave like
this,” Grettisson said. Instead of the lei-
surely, taffy churn from three nights ago,
this lava was liquid. It sped quickly, even
over flat ground. No wonder the search-
and-rescue worker who’d stopped us
had been so worried.
I put some glassy, olive-black tephra
chunks into my pocket. Without the
wind, they’d transformed from muni-
tions to souvenirs. The old Gónhóll, for-
merly a sturdy lava-going vessel, now
resembled the overturned hull of a foun-
dering ship. For the first time, it was dif-
ficult not to feel that something was
• •
definitely ending, rather than ending
and beginning. Gónhóll, I realized, remote, or so dangerous, that they pre- In the car, Grettisson talked about
sounded like Gone Hill. clude casual visits. The Fagradalsfjall children. He had two, and the thought
Grettisson and I watched the lava eruption was unique, she said: “We’ll of them growing up and leaving home
surging toward the land bridge, as if it never get this kind of access anywhere, sometimes made him despondent. The
were a sandbar and we were waiting for in any other place.” And yet that ac- video that he made that night was ti-
a rising tide to cover it. We took bets on cess itself would eventually be inacces- tled “Lava Is Closing Off the Path!”
when it would cross and fuse with the sible. When I later described to her By June 4th, the land bridge would
lava field on the other side. My eyes kept how taken aback I had been by the be fully submerged. By June 18th, the
tearing up, and it had nothing to do with prospect of lava obliterating the land lava would cut off access to the new
the gas. The eruption was growing up bridge, she responded, “But that was Gónhóll, escape the Geldingadalur
too quickly. Day by day, it pushed peo- the lowest point. That was expected.” Valley, and flow over the spot where
ple away, or forced them to find new All of it was expected. Yet it was hard, the search-and-rescue worker had cir-
ways to reach it. The eruption wasn’t be- as a human being or a scientist, to know cled us on his four-wheeler. Projec-
having badly—it just needed more space. precisely when the pain of loss would tions indicated that the lava would then
I’d spent the pandemic lockdown watch- strike, when the heat would flare and cross the road on which Grettisson,
ing my two children lurch a bit closer push you back—when the last time Bicnick, and I were currently driving,
toward adulthood. So much could hap- was really the last. destroying a farm. But that was just an
pen in a day. The sadness that I felt about Hiking back to the parking lot, we informed guess.
the impossibility of returning to the descended a rockslide that Bicnick For now, the midnight sun pushed
Gónhóll—which was encircled by ris- sardonically referred to as “my favor- thoughts of the future aside. It had been
ing lava, slowly becoming part of the ite path.” It was so steep that we basi- “day” for so many days that I’d lost track
earth’s geologic subconscious—seemed cally had to ski down. In this spot, the of the date, and the delicate tephra in
related to the physical and emotional mountainside and the valleys were my pocket had collapsed into dust. Back
restrictions that had emerged, sometimes lightly sketched by fading vectors— at the new Gónhóll, which would it-
overnight, between my children and me. the paths that had been trampled into self soon become a place freshly sur-
Óbrynnishólmi applied to humans, too. the landscape weeks earlier, when peo- rounded by lava, someone had floated
Lev, the volcanologist, stressed to ple were hiking into places where no a question to the nearby crowd: “What
me that most active volcanoes are so one could now go. time is it?” Nobody knew the answer.
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FICTION
F Queen.
A quick pass with a Lysol wipe
around their molded-plastic surfaces be-
sunburn at all costs. Joris had not heeded
this, in his sun-worshipping youth, his
decades spent as a campground man-
breathing technique: a cycle of forty
quick breaths, then holding in one big
breath until your head went swimmy.
fore returning the pieces to their proper ager all over the Southwest. Sam did this on the drive to work, fol-
place on the oversized chessboard. Each “You know what a sunburn is?” lowing a video he played on his phone.
piece came up to his knee. Sam had never Joris said. “A sunburn is your skin cells He’d got back into running after work,
seen a hotel guest actually play chess on committing suicide so they don’t turn high-intensity interval training. No more
this huge board. He had seen guests pose cancerous.” evening beers, no more vaping. His body
for photos, though, cradling the pieces Sam had not fact-checked this, but felt compact and close to the bone.
in their arms or pretending to be mid- it sounded right. And, if it was true, Sam The three pillars of the Wim Hof
move, faces frozen in faux contempla- had watched so many slow-motion sui- method: Breathing, Cold Therapy, and—
tion. Once, Valeria politely chased after cides at this job. The roasting men whose most important—Commitment.
a bachelor party that had absconded with teeth looked suddenly white against their What are you capable of?, Wim Hof
a pawn; she found it in the hallway of scarlet skin. The rosy mottled shoulders asked, and the answer was: much more
the North building, abandoned among of the pale Europeans, the pathological than you knew. A comforting thought.
all the stinking room-service trays. tans of the professional sunbathers. If
Sam’s own brief stint working room you thought too long about any of it, •
service had been a queasy experiment in you could get a little queasy. All this A trip to restock the mini-fridges in the
holding his breath: collecting the tiny cooking flesh. All these ripply ass cheeks cabanas with sparkling water. Then a
miserable autopsies, the fatty congealed and freckled, sun-damaged chests that pleasant walk, carrying a plastic-wrapped
steaks and the pitchers of unused cream went scalloped with age. fruit bowl to the group who’d rented
and the balled Saran Wrap wet with con- out 20 South. Their five kids had spent
densation. He’d been a vegan almost two • yesterday bawling around the pool, leap-
years now. Each slab of uneaten ham- Sam finished setting out the chess pieces. ing in with starfish arms and legs, cough-
burger he’d cleaned up reinforced his re- Placed the freshly sanitized Ping-Pong ing full force into the water without
solve, the cold crumbly flesh sacrificed paddles on the table at an inviting angle. covering their mouths. Probably piss-
for—what? Absolutely nothing. He went into the back room to mark ing, too. How hygienic could the pool
Much better to be on pool duty. Peo- this off on the clipboard. be? Ever since they’d reopened, Alejan-
ple mostly ordered drinks. He liked that On to the next task: Sam set out the dro came twice a day to test the water,
he basically worked outside. It was a cushions, wiped down the slats of the kneeling by the hot tub in his chinos,
pretty place, and the temperature was cabanas. Even overnight, dirt collected. doing his chemical business. The sight
nice this time of day, before the sun came He balled up the used rags and tossed seemed to soothe people—someone was
over the mountains. The grounds were them overhand into the garbage bin: they worrying, so they didn’t have to.
always fairly cool, because of the land- dropped in with a pleasing noise.
scaping. The water bill was probably in- “Nice,” Anthony said. He was cutting •
sane. Green everywhere you looked. The limes at his prep station, kitted out in a A couple arrived at the pool, the man’s
same playlist started every day around plastic face shield and a mask. Even this face maybe Nordic—a little angular
10 a.m. Piped through speakers behind early, Anthony was making drinks. Peo- and his hair a little wisped. Perhaps he
the aloe plants, emanating across the ple on vacation did not observe a drink- was familiar with Wim Hof, one of his
lawn where the wild bunnies often ap- ing schedule other than the lack of one. countrymen. Sort of. The wife was in
peared, the lizards jittering in the bushes. Sam wore a face shield, too: it turned a one-piece. Babymoon? Hard to tell.
Love, thy will be done. into a little sauna, if he stood too long “Babymoon”—a word Sam had never
A slow pulse under the lyrics, the same in the sun, and he smelled his sweat heard until he started working here. He
rhythm as his heartbeat. Sam had heard trapped behind the plastic. But it wasn’t got them settled, brought them extra
this song—what? Hundreds of times. so annoying. You got used to it. towels. The man wanted a beer. The
Sam wore white pants and white You could get used to most anything wife wanted a Bloody Mary. So not a
sneakers and a white sweatshirt that was Wim Hof ’s philosophy. You could babymoon.
had the recipe for the hotel’s signature train yourself to get used to it. Sam had “Thanks, hon,” the wife said, her smile
cocktail on the back, punctuated by been deep in a Wim Hof hole lately, the real enough.
graphic lemons and limes. It was actu- YouTube videos, the podcasts. Wim Hof •
ally easier than he’d imagined, having had once run a marathon in Namibia
an all-white uniform. You could just without drinking any water. Wim Hof By noon, the loungers were half full.
bleach it—Joris showed him. Did it sur- had set a world record for the longest Some guests looked a little costumey—
prise Sam, his fifty-year-old roommate swim under ice. Wim Hof had attempted pink sunglasses and floor-length dresses
suddenly knowledgeable about house- to climb Mt. Everest in shorts. This was and shimmery swimsuits with metal
hold matters? Joris didn’t have a bed all part of the Iceman way. Endurance. chains for straps. The idea of being on
frame. But he’d been right: Sam’s white Conditioning. vacation sent people into a frenzy, their
Levi’s came out blinding. Wim Hof suggested cold showers to clothes communicating the message
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that they were starring in a movie called Where was Benny now? He had side with his tray. “It’s getting a little
“PLEASURE.” moved up north for trimming season. warm out,” he’d say, offering a benign
Sam circulated with complimentary He had claimed to be fucking the wives smile behind his mask.
smoothie shots. of tech millionaires who hired him for On his rounds, Sam clocked a woman
“Do these have dairy?” a woman asked. surf lessons, before he fell out of touch with curly hair and high-heeled sandals
Fewer and fewer people consumed completely. And that was probably a walking into the pool area, already car-
dairy these days, or so it seemed. But good thing: certain people, as Wim Hof rying a glass of champagne. She wasn’t
then the woman ordered the chicken said, kept you from operating at your wearing a mask. The first few weeks after
tacos, so it wasn’t a vegan thing. highest frequency. reopening, maybe a manager would have
Joris had shown Sam a video on his In the past year or two, Sam had gone over and quietly asked the woman
phone one night, a pig in a slaughter- basically stopped smoking. Drugging. to please remember to keep her mask on
house. How could anyone have kept eat- Drinking, too. whenever she wasn’t sitting down. But
ing meat after seeing that video? The Empty calories. An unnecessary any actual follow-up had been rare.
pig in so much fear, literally stumbling indulgence. Lately—in the past month—the
in fright, his pig legs collapsing—his Sam had thought Joris would vibe guests had stopped recoiling from any
eyes had looked so human. That was all with Wim Hof. accidental contact, especially a few drinks
it took, for Sam. No more meat, no more Wim. The Iceman. in, even handing over their phones and
eggs, no more dairy. Joris approved. He But Joris found him vulgar or some- asking Sam to take their picture. But the
was a vegan, too, though less concerned thing. Too abstemious. staff still had to perform all the rituals,
than Sam about monitoring protein in- Wim Hof didn’t do drugs because he and to make sure the performance was
take, and repulsed by the vegan snack said he could release DMT from his obvious. The instant a guest left, Valeria
foods that Sam brought home, the dairy- brain at will. wiped down the lounger with bleach
free ice cream that tasted waxy and took “Isn’t that insane?” spray, her ass bobbing in her white jeans
forever to melt. Joris didn’t seem impressed. as she scrubbed, hard.
Everything was so complicated now- “He knows ten languages,” Sam told
adays, Joris said—he meant the way Sam Joris. “Like, he taught himself.” •
exercised, or his plant-based muscle milks. Joris grunted over his kitchari. A couple in their well-groomed forties
People tried to optimize too many things. “And he can control his boners with waved Sam over.
The concept of “life hacks” disturbed Joris. his mind. Like, a girl could be touching “Can I have some more shade?” the
“You know what the ultimate life hack him and he could not get hard.” woman said. “Can we move the umbrella?”
is?” Joris said. “Death.” Joris didn’t even bother to look up. “O.K.,” Sam said, brightly. “It’s ce-
Joris kept things simple. Walks out- “What’s the point of that?” he said. “I mented to the floor, though, the um-
side. Basic meals he ate over and over: mean, if a girl is touching your dick, why brella. I can put it down some?”
mostly a lentil mix he called kitchari. on earth would you not want to get hard?” The man watched Sam with interest.
The world’s perfect food, he said. He Sam didn’t have a good answer. “Let’s see what happens.”
rinsed off aluminum foil and reused it. Sam had to stand very close to the
Kept painter’s tape by the fridge to label • woman to adjust the umbrella. Her
old applesauce jars he filled with a puce- Quiet today, midweek. Spring break swimsuit bottom had a twist in the front
colored soup. He wasn’t a bad roommate. was over. that looked like a hernia. Little tits. The
Sometimes Sam had a terrible appre- The same song repeated on the play- man seemed to think Sam’s attempts
hension of being fifty and still living with list. Sam had heard it so many times, at at scraping together some shade had
roommates. Of being Joris. But Joris this point, that it bypassed something in been passable: he dismissed him with
seemed happy enough. his brain and failed to even register as a a brief nod.
Sam was nineteen when he moved in song, more like a subperceptual murmur. Back at the towel stand, Sam watched
with Joris. Just out of an unsuccessful I can no longer hide, I can no longer run. the woman smooth sunscreen on her legs,
stint at junior college. Sam was, at the Anthony flipped the blender switch, working up her thighs to the crotch of
time, perhaps too into having fun. Ro- stared placidly at the churning contents. her swimsuit. She pulled her bikini bot-
botripping and Fortnite and dirt bikes tom to the side to more thoroughly coat
with Benny, who—post-D.U.I.—had • herself—not even a flash of hair there.
become very inventive with non-car If it was a slow day, they were meant to He averted his eyes. Wearing the mask
modes of transportation. Sam and Benny busy themselves by circulating with water made him feel invisible, like no one could
kept a feral kitten in a dresser drawer at for the guests. Sam filled plastic cups see him, but of course people could.
Benny’s house. Took nighttime rides in with ice water and arranged them on a You got into a little trance, with the
the arroyo on the quad that belched sickly yellow tray. The ice crackled audibly. He gentle slap of flip-flops on the flagstones.
smoke, Sam riding in back, breathing his made his way down the rows of loungers. The low-stakes vacation chatter. Some-
hoppy breath into Benny’s jacket, or on He had got good at gauging which peo- one typing on a rose-gold laptop that
one of the bikes Benny modified with ple didn’t want to be disturbed. A stiff- glinted in the sun. Sam drank from his
crappy engines. School had seemed be- ening in their aura. He left those guests Nalgene whenever he went in the back.
side the point. alone. Otherwise, Sam paused at a guest’s Even on a nice day, you got dehydrated
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quicker than you realized. Unless you button. That seemed to be a fashion, Spanish?” the woman said. “Tú hablas
were the Iceman. lately, a kind of pinup, vintage thing. español ?”
“I’m so sorry about that,” he heard Her ass sagged a little. Skinny fat, as Anthony heard this exchange; he
Valeria say to someone. He didn’t want they said. The man’s nipples were ringed rolled his eyes at Sam.
to look over to see what she might pos- in black hair, his pale chest unappeal- Valeria answered, cheerfully, in Span-
sibly be apologizing for. Valeria’s hus- ing. It surprised Sam that neither of ish. But the woman’s response, when it
band worked at a retirement home and them had any visible tattoos. They wore came, was also in Spanish, and actually
had spent basically the last year living in matching Ray-Bans. sounded pretty fluent, and they chat-
his brother’s empty apartment. For safety They ordered a piña colada split be- ted for a good while, she and Valeria.
reasons. Their reunion was approaching, tween two glasses. Anthony shrugged, like this was a dis-
but Valeria had told Sam she was not They argued, good-naturedly, over appointment.
looking forward to it. Like, at all. It turned what food they wanted. Sam stood there, •
out she liked sleeping alone. a single drop of sweat making its slow
way down the back of his neck. Sam ferried over the young couple’s food.
• “Thank you,” the man said, reaching
The young couple came in around 2 p.m. • for the plate before Sam could set it on
The man was probably thirty. The girl Sam idled by the mister, near the towel the side table. By the time he walked
was maybe younger. Maybe Sam’s age. stand. It felt nice on his arms, the bar- away, the man had already disappeared
He knew, without knowing how, exactly, est suggestion of moisture. He surveyed two of the shrimp and was about to get
that they had come from L.A. L.A. peo- the scene. The guests looked sometimes to work on the quesadilla.
ple had a recognizable vibe. The man like drowsy animals by a watering hole: They drained their half piña coladas,
had a backpack and a paper grocery bag, lolling around, moving their bodies only the striped paper straws disintegrating.
a key ring sagging from his belt loop— from their loungers to the pool. Some- The girl put the oversized button-up
Joris hated those things. What, he said, thing primitive about their steady im- back on, then took it off. She was not
you can’t figure out the subtleties of a bibing of food and drink, their sleepy exactly pretty, her features a little vague.
pocket? The girl was in cutoffs and a yawns. Their masticating jaws working She had an obvious zit on her chin. Sam
man’s button-up, with those Birkenstocks through crab cakes. He could hear but watched her take a series of selfies. When
that made your feet look like hooves. not see Valeria talking to the cham- he collected their empty plates, he saw
Sam used to assume people who dressed pagne woman. that she was studying a picture, zoom-
like that weren’t rich, and then under- “And do we already have a tab open?” ing in on the zit, while her other hand
stood quickly that sometimes this meant Valeria said. touched her chin.
they were especially rich. “It’s Room 43 North. Do you speak “Isn’t that the guy from the show?”
The couple conferred with each other
before the girl approached Sam, pull-
ing her mask on halfheartedly. It bloused
out around her face.
“Can we store some bags with you?”
The girl’s voice was pitched artificially
high. They’d checked in, she explained,
gotten their key card, but their room
wasn’t ready yet.
“Of course.” Sam smiled, accepting
their weekend bag, the backpack, the
grocery bag. He arranged them out of
sight, behind the towel stand.
“Actually, can we just grab our swim-
suits?” the girl said. “Sorry.”
She came around the towel stand,
squatting by the bags and digging be-
fore unearthing the bathing suits.
“Sorry,” she said again. She had dis-
turbed the contents of the grocery bag:
he could now see a bag of Lay’s, a sin-
gle tennis shoe, a pair of women’s under-
wear with a faint nebula of staining on
the crotch.
They came back from the bathroom
having changed into their swimsuits. “I’m going to the store. If there’s anything you need, I’ll
The girl’s bikini was cut above her belly make sure to get it wrong or completely forget.”
Anthony said, when Sam dumped their her laugh when Sam brought them fresh The man stared at the screen. “Uh.”
dirty dishes. drinks, and there was a wet, anxious qual- He smiled, anxiously.
“What show?” ity to the laughter. “I’ll do it,” the girl said.
“You know. He was the one.The weird “Thanks,” the girl said, but she kept Sam held out the iPad, and her wet
one. Who has the cat?” giggling, turning to press her face into fingers slid around as she attempted to
Sam had never heard of the show; it her towel. She let out a little gasp. The sign the screen. She managed only an
was off the air, apparently. And the man guy said thank you, too, but he was barely “X”—good enough.
did not look familiar. He looked ordi- holding it together. His teeth weren’t Sam smiled at the air beside her face.
nary. An ordinary man. Even so, Sam very straight. “We should. Um. I guess When he left, he had the uncomfort-
was slightly nicer to the couple after that. we should close out.” able feeling that they were watching him
He brought them a round of ice water. “Certainly.” go. But then, back at the towel stand, he
The girl had a book out that she hadn’t Sam returned with the iPad. The man saw they hadn’t noticed his departure.
opened. They drank their water quickly. eyed it warily. Or, if they had, he couldn’t tell—their
Ordered another round. When Sam came “Can we just . . . charge it to the sunglasses were back on.
to clear their empties, he peered more room?”
closely at the man. He really didn’t seem “Of course, sir. Can I just get the last •
famous. Sam was better-looking than he name?” On the other side of the pool, a white-
was. Anthony, too, the beard he kept so This was a task in and of itself: the haired man vacated his lounger. He left
hyper-groomed that it looked like some- man seemed distracted. He pushed his behind an empty Red Bull can, a wad-
one had Sharpie’d it on his jaw. sunglasses up his forehead. Finally, he ded-up napkin, a nest of damp towels.
Anthony took a discreet photo of the appeared to remember that Sam was Even through the mask and the face
couple, his phone mostly hidden behind standing there, and he provided his last shield, Sam could smell the man’s body
the counter. They were far away: surely name. Unprompted, he spelled it out emanating from the armful of used tow-
the photo didn’t actually capture any for Sam. els. It was obscenely personal, like en-
specifics, but Anthony seemed to enjoy “—M-A-N,” the man finished, “as in countering a flash of the man’s soul. Sam
documenting even the minor celebrities ‘man.’” He thumped himself on the chest. dropped the towels in the dirty bin.
among them. And not so minor. They Then gazed upward with a thoughtful
had actual famous people stay, often. air. “Oh,” he said. “Wait, we’re leaders of •
Most recently, a Victoria’s Secret model the world.” Over the next hour, Sam kept an eye on
who played Ping-Pong with her chil- Sam looked at him. “Sorry?” the couple from his post. They’d closed
dren and had the slim hips of a twelve- The girl laughed. “No-oo,” she said, out but hadn’t made any move to leave.
year-old boy, a perfect little scooped ass writhing a little. “He’s being dumb. He He was watching out for them—they
that was tanned the exact color of the means, Leading Hotels of the World. needed it. The sun had shifted enough
rest of her body. She kept all her jew- He’s a member.” that both of their loungers were in full
elry on in the water. “Oh,” Sam said. “Yes, right.” It was sun. Burned, Sam thought. They’re both
The model’s body fat, according to some kind of rewards club. Linked to a going to get burned.
Sam’s best guess, probably hovered some- certain credit card. The man got to his feet. Slowly. Very
where around seven per cent. Sam’s own The man shrugged. “Don’t we get, slowly. He walked to the lip of the pool.
body fat was stalled at fifteen per cent— like, a food-and-beverage credit?” He took a long time to sit down on the
he’d love to get it down to twelve or thir- “That’s actually just for the restau- edge, placing one leg and then the other
teen, real athlete levels. What was Wim into the water. His face exploded with
Hof ’s body fat? He should look it up. pleasure. The girl was watching, her smile
wavering a little. She made her way over
• to his side and sat down. They clutched
No one had touched the Ping-Pong each other with a certain level of drama.
table, but Sam wiped it down anyway, Mushrooms, Sam decided. Or maybe
as required, checking off the task on the they’d taken acid.
clipboard. Sam had tried to grow mushrooms
• in a plastic storage bin, back when he’d
first started living with Joris. But it had
When did it become obvious that the rant. And just at breakfast.” Sam kept been awhile since he’d touched anything
young couple had taken something? smiling. “For Leading Hotels of the of that ilk.
They had certainly been giggling a World members.” Wim Hof, churning out DMT using
lot. But everyone giggled a lot, poolside, They already seemed bored with this only his thoughts—was it possible?
like every emotion was turned up to a detour—neither of them responded. The Iceman.
slightly cartoonish level. Sam found their reservation in the Iceman.
They were both still wearing sun- system, found their room. Ice. Man.
glasses, so Sam couldn’t see their pupils, “Great,” he said. “All set. Can I get a Sam said this to himself, Ice Man, as
but the girl had not been able to hold in signature?” he used the scooper to fill the plastic
56 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021
cups from the big chest freezer. He poured
water into the cups so they were all at
the same level. Doing dumb tasks well
and with precision sometimes gave him
real pleasure. It wasn’t technically time
for another round of ice waters, but he
wanted to check on the couple.
By now, they had made their way back
to their loungers, their towels pulled
around their shoulders like capes. Their
hair was wet.
“Oh, wow,” the girl said, lurching for-
ward to accept the cup. “Thank you.”
She drank half in one gulp, her towel
pooling in her lap. Her face was definitely
getting pink, her shoulders and chest, too.
She looked like she got bad sunburns.
They both did. Sam was shy suddenly—
they were both looking at him. The air
between them seemed fraught, disturbed.
He let out his own uneasy chuckle.
“Enjoy,” he said.
•
It was still afternoon, but the energy
around the pool had f lagged, guests “It’s a jousting-specific question. Do you want to take it?”
dispersing for early drinks at the hotel
restaurant, or going back to their rooms
to nap. Still, the young couple persisted.
• •
The couple in their forties was there,
too, settled on their loungers, the woman finally he toppled over, his body hitting taste. Already the man looked poised
flipping over to nestle her head in her the flagstones. The girl had her hands on to complain.
folded arms, the man paging through a her cheeks, stunned. The guy lay there. Valeria sighed. “Two rosés,” she said
biography at a respectable clip. Sam was preparing himself to make to Anthony. She was an old hand—she’d
Valeria had taken her break. Anthony the call to the front desk. Already run- ply the complainers with a round of free
had been joined, at the bar, by Greg, the ning through the sequence of what drinks, a preëmptive apology.
maestro of the blender. Three more hours would have to happen next, who he’d It was clear that the young couple was
before Sam could go home. Joris might have to answer to about overserving the Sam’s problem.
be out on one of his mysterious evening guests, and what if the guy was hurt, re- “Go with God,” Anthony said.
sojourns. It would be nice to have the ally hurt? But then the guy was laugh-
apartment to himself. He could take a ing—loudly! A barking laugh. And the •
quick run and a cold shower. girl was laughing, too, crawling across Sam made his way over carefully. He
“Shit,” Sam heard Greg say, but he his empty lounge chair and slithering could feel the other guests watching. If
sounded amused. Anthony nudged Sam over to join him on the ground, and Anthony had not told him the man was
and nodded wordlessly toward the pool. they were clutching each other and rock- famous, famous-ish, maybe Sam would
ing back and forth. One of the girl’s have called security. Not to kick the cou-
• nipples was visible over the top of her ple out—that never happened. You could
Of course it was the young couple. The swimsuit—she did not care. Obviously. basically throw up in the hallway and
guy had started to get up from the Were they crying with laughter? skinny-dip after hours and leave porn
lounger, it looked like, was trying to get “How many have they had?” Valeria playing on your laptop while houseclean-
to his feet, and he was falling, but it was said. She had returned from break with- ing collected your used towels and they
happening in slow motion. His arms out Sam’s noticing. would not kick you out. But they might
might as well have been cartwheeling— “Maybe two,” Sam said. have security pay you a visit, might “help”
it seemed to take forever. He made a se- She scoffed. The champagne woman you to your room or might “suggest” that
ries of stuttered yelps on the way down. had wrapped a caftan around herself as you put on a robe next time you let in
“Hey,” the guy said, “hey.” she surveyed this drama, whispering room service. Eight hundred-some dol-
The girl was watching, her mouth with high excitement to her compan- lars a night, five hundred in the off-sea-
open. The guy flailed, clutching for the ion. The older couple was sitting up, son—that bought a lot of leeway.
chair, getting a handful of towel, and then too, watching all this unfold with dis- Sam would have to handle this one
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021 57
himself. No security. Nothing to of- music to be turned up, asking for their gling his limbs from the girl’s. Looking
fend even a C-list guest. Possibly even metal water bottles to be refilled. Or the around in a daze, reaching for his towel.
D-list. He’d have to get more details bachelor-party bros who didn’t seem to “I dunno where the key is,” he said.
from Anthony. mind that their nostrils were visibly Blessedly, the search was brief. Sam
The area around the couple’s loungers ringed in white powder, like the rims of located it under a towel.
looked ravaged, like it had seen wartime. the salted margaritas they ordered two “Great,” Sam said. “Great. Let’s just
The side table had been knocked over— at a time, for efficiency. get you guys together. Up we go.”
when had that happened? The girl’s book But this was different. The couple was He held out his arm for the girl to
was soaked, the pages already rippling. making a scene. An actual scene. Sam grab. She did not bother to adjust her
They were both sunburned. Definitely could feel Anthony watching from the swimsuit. Her face was quite sweaty.
sunburned. Their sunglasses were no- bar, the other guests craning their necks. “O.K.,” Sam said, “that’s it. Great.”
where in sight. They clung to each other, “Our room’s not ready yet,” the guy The couple were standing, at last. The
still lying on the flagstones. The girl’s said from the ground. A mournful note girl scudded her wet feet into her Birken-
nipple winked at him. had crept into his voice. He shivered a stocks. The man wrapped a towel around
“And how,” Sam said, “are we doing little. Like autumn was coming. himself. The girl left her book and her
over here?” “I bet it is ready,” Sam said, cheerfully. button-up behind—Sam would collect
The girl’s eyes were shut. At some “Why don’t I get your bags, and we can them later. More important to get the
point she had popped her zit—it was get you all set up in your room?” couple to the room. “O.K.,” Sam said,
a bloody dot on her chin. The man It hurt to look at the girl. There was “O.K.” He led them out at a glacial pace,
opened one eye, roving around before a line where the front of her thighs had stopping at the towel stand to shoulder
it seemed to click onto Sam’s face. He burned. The skin would probably blister. their bags. “Here we go.”
shut it instantly. The girl slowly opened her eyes but Anthony shot him a thumbs-up as
“Fine,” he croaked. kept them locked on the guy’s face. the trio trooped past.
“Can I help you guys to your room?” “O.K.,” she said slowly. “Yeah. That’s a
Sam kept his voice gentle but firm. This good idea.” •
was not the first time he’d had to talk The guy nodded at her. “It’s getting They were mostly silent, the couple,
down drugged-out people, the L.A. men cold.” trudging in Sam’s wake. He didn’t bother
who gobbled MDMA and sweated in “I want to take a bath.” Her eyes were to ask them to wear their masks—that
bronzed perfection in the rented cabanas, closed again. was a bridge too far. They seemed grate-
attacking the plate of chilled watermelon As soon as the man started to get up, ful for a guide, Sam navigating them
with rapturous murmurs. Asking for the he was distracted by the puzzle of untan- along the winding trails to the South
building, along the stucco walls, past the
bungalows hidden behind a scrim of
date palms. He opened the door to the
South building, getting hit with a blast
of air-conditioning.
“ ‘The Shining,’” the girl murmured
at the sight of the patterned carpet. She
giggled.
“Ooh,” the man said. His smile was
wet. “Ooh, don’t say that.”
At some point, the girl had fixed her
swimsuit.
Their room was upstairs. The jour-
ney up the staircase was in slow motion.
They both gripped the railing hard. Sam
turned down a long hallway.
“We’re never gonna find our way out,”
the man said in a singsong.
“It’s a big building,” Sam said, mildly.
He was going to let the man try the
room key, then considered how long
they might be standing there and de-
cided to do it himself. He tapped the
keypad once with the key card and the
light flashed green.
“All right,” he said, holding open the
door. They trundled in after him like
“Don’t worry, a lot of them don’t stay ugly.” children. He lined up their bags in the
closet, by the empty safe. The girl went them to their door and left immediately; sweet air. His mask was on. He smelled
straight for the bed, flopping herself onto it was wrong to come inside. Maybe even the inside of his mouth. He nodded at
the taut sheets. Her suit had wedged it- against protocol. the guests he passed on the path. His
self into her ass. The man sat down on “Come here,” the girl said again. She smile was automatic. Back at the bar,
an upholstered bench, huddling the towel was smiling at Sam. The man was grop- the blender was whirring, Anthony
around his shoulders. ing one of her tits with a thoughtful, ab- manning the controls. He needed to
What would Wim Hof make of these sorbed air. The room was quiet except for find his face shield.
people? These soft city people with their the white noise of the air-conditioning. “Everything good?” Anthony said.
weekday psychedelics and the quart of Maybe he should go over to the bed. Valeria had already gone home.
coconut cream and rum settling in their What was the worst thing that could “Yeah. They were fine. Just wasted.”
stomachs, their pale skin cooked to scar- happen? Anthony shrugged. Like, of course
let? Everything they did was about being “It’s O.K.,” the girl said to Sam. In they were. He flicked the blender off
more comfortable, grabbing more plea- a soothing tone. Like she could see and poured the contents into two glasses.
sure. They could use a bracing, ice-cold what he was thinking. Her Tapping them to settle the
shower. A few moments of self-disci- zit had fully scabbed. She liquid, he swiftly and art-
pline, self-denial. didn’t even care. Should he lessly hooked a cut straw-
The man had got up and was strug- hate them? He was prob- berry on each rim.
gling to open a water bottle. It had a ably supposed to. They “O.K.,” he said. “Another
cardboard Complimentary tag around weren’t even good-looking. round for the blondes.”
the neck. They weren’t even in good
Sam wiped his hands, briskly. “Well,” shape. It was a late Wednes- •
he said, his voice trailing off. “Take care.” day afternoon—didn’t these Sam should have gone over
He was about to make his exit when people have jobs? to the bed. Seen what would
the man waved the bottle at him. “Can He tried to muster ha- happen. Maybe nothing.
you open this? Sorry, man.” tred, but it didn’t come. It But maybe something. And
“Certainly.” was short-circuited by anxiety, the re- who would ever give him a medal for
Two quick twists and the cap was off. lentless awareness of his body, his wet refusing? Tell him he had done the
The man descended on it gratefully. He hands. He’d get himself to the door. right thing?
held the water bottle out toward the Get himself back to the pool. He still It was good to exert self-control,
bed—the girl had turned over and was had to do both bathrooms before he Wim Hof would say. Wasn’t that
watching with big eyes. She shook her left for the day, go down the full list. what separated Sam from the couple
head. She smiled at Sam. A final wipe-down of the chessboard. in the bed? But what, exactly, was the
Sam should go. But he didn’t. He just No one had touched it, he would bet point, again?
kept standing there. Curious. Why, ex- a hundred bucks. Didn’t matter. It still •
actly? How would he describe this to An- had to be cleaned. Why? Because.
thony? He had let his mask drop, with- His heart was pounding. He went to clean up the loungers the
out noticing—it was tucked under his Wim Hof could control his heart rate. couple had occupied. The girl had for-
chin. He hadn’t even remembered his face Wim Hof ate one meal a day. gotten, in addition to the button-up
shield, hadn’t remembered taking it off. Wim Hof had a twin—Sam couldn’t shirt and the waterlogged book, a black
The girl scooted up to the pillows. remember the twin’s name. The only sa- leather wallet. He’d leave it all, the
She started to pull at her swimsuit top, lient thing about the twin, Wim Hof ’s whole bundle, at the front desk. Lexi
then squirmed out of it entirely, both tits twin, was that he couldn’t do any of the at reception would call the couple’s
in sudden view. She got under the cov- things that Wim Hof could do. room, reunite them with their miss-
ers with some effort. Sam darted a look Ice Man. ing things.
at the man. He seemed unbothered by “He’s fine,” the girl said, but she was Sam would head home. Sam would
this development. The girl patted the talking to the man. Sam was the “he.” do a run, then push the coffee table
bed. “Come here,” she said. “Both of you.” That snapped him back—these people to the side to make room for a round
Sam cleared his throat. His palms didn’t know his name. of sit-ups, burpees, and mountain
felt sweaty, too meaty. His pants cut into Sam steeled himself, backing away a climbers. Sam would rapidly breathe
his stomach. He hated that feeling. The few steps. “Have a good evening.” in and out for forty quick bursts. Sam
flesh squeezed tight. The girl pouted. “Aww.” would hold his breath, his chest pres-
The man was still huddled in the towel. The guy didn’t stop playing with her surizing, his head tightening, and
He blinked, looking out the window, then tit. “Thanks a lot, man,” he said. “You then, in one big release, he would
back at the bed. He made his way to the were great.” exhale. Empty himself. Then he’d do
girl and sat at her side. He petted her • it again.
hair, she nuzzled into his hand. They both And then: again.
laughed. Maybe Sam had misjudged the The sun had dropped behind the moun-
genre of drug. Maybe they were on tains, the light going purple. A few NEWYORKER.COM
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AFTERSHOCKS
Ha Jin’s late-career calm.
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t the opening of Ha Jin’s new to see people as individuals rather than from the country of his birth for thirty-
constellation.” At this moment, Tian t is hard to say when, or if, Ha Jin would get their next meal, tended
feels like that star. Ha Jin has said that,
for a writer, the main problem of mov-
I left China forever. Sixty-five years
old, a professor in the creative-writing
to eat the meal in front of them too
quickly. As for mental problems, they
ing from China to the United States— program at Boston University, he doesn’t were less taxing. You had to fight for
apart from learning the language—is yet have a forever. But he has been gone your country, Jin says: “If necessary, you
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would die. That was clear.” But clarity out thinking much about it; he’d come but by Chineseimmigrant standards
was apparently comforting. across a radio program that, for a half they were doing all right, and they had
At first, he was just an artilleryman, hour every day, taught its audience En a few happy surprises. Jin was auditing
but soon he was selected to be a tele glish words, and he listened to it reli a workshop at Brandeis, under the poet
graph operator. Some of the soldiers re giously. He got only a sixtytwo on the Frank Bidart, and submitted a poem,
garded this as a terrible job. Exposure to English exam, but, since most of the his first piece of writing in English.
radio waves—and, no doubt, to stress— other candidates did worse, he was as Bidart passed it along to Jonathan Ga
made their hair fall out. But the assign signed to pursue an English major, at lassi, at that time the poetry editor of
ment enabled Jin, after he left the Army, Heilongjiang University. Initially, he The Paris Review, who printed it—Jin’s
to get a job as a telegrapher, and this job figured he’d become a translator of tech first American publication.
gave him a room to himself, which meant nical writings, but gradually literature In 1989 came the event that changed
that he could read. drew him in. Jin’s life irrevocably, the Tiananmen
As he tells it, he was only “semi This story—how, almost acciden massacre. For days, he and his wife sat
literate” when he joined the Army. At tally, because he didn’t quite flunk the agape in front of their television. Af
one point, his parents had managed to qualifying exam, he got into Anglo terward, he has said, “I was in a fevered
buy a sack of textbooks from a scholar American literature, which has since state for several months. I was often
who was banished to teach in a remote been the center of his life—is repre mean to my family. . . . When I saw my
region of China. There was some beau sentative of the disorderly history of family laugh, I just said shut up.” He
tiful poetry in those old volumes, Jin Jin’s higher education. In pursuit of his was no longer brainwashed. “After Ti
recalls. Then, once he was in the Army, studies, he was, for years, taught by pro ananmen Square I realized it was im
he had access to small, secret book ex fessors who had only a passing acquain possible for me to return, because I
changes. A girl in his company had a tance with the books they were teach would have to serve the state. . . . I just
translation of “Don Quixote.” He was ing. (They, too, had been forbidden to couldn’t do it. The massacre made me
fascinated by it, though he didn’t have read.) What they knew, basically, were feel the country was a kind of manifes
time to finish it. Another soldier had a plot summaries they had picked up tation of violent apparitions. It was mon
copy of “Leaves of Grass.” “I thought from other commentators. So Jin got strous. The authorities said they tried
that was wild,” Jin says. But to be caught the SparkNotes versions of Faulkner to contain the riot, but you don’t use field
reading books of this kind—indeed, of and Hemingway. Nevertheless, he was armies, tanks, and gunfire against un
almost any kind—could lead to repri glad, he said, just to find out, from these armed people.”
mands. The soldiers were especially synopses—and from the texts them In the wake of the massacre, confu
warned against foreignlanguage liter selves, once he was able to read them— sion reigned in government offices, in
ature and, in addition, old Chinese that “there were different ways of com cluding the passport office. One appli
books, reflecting the prerevolutionary municating, that there were people cation stalled there was that of Jin’s son,
culture. Actually, the forbidden item who lived differently.” And eventually Wen, whom Bian had had to leave be
didn’t have to be a book. “If you sang his Chinese professors were joined by hind, with her parents, when she de
an old movie song, someone would re Americans on Fulbright scholarships, parted for the U.S. One of the classic
port you,” Jin told an interviewer from who gave their students Englishlan tactics by which totalitarian states con
The Paris Review, Sarah guage versions of the texts trol those who leave is by controlling
Fay. Until he was twenty, in question—bought with family members left behind: you may
he never saw a public li their own money, Jin points travel, but the state still has your child
brary. He taught himself, out. One of them recom or your spouse or your mother or what
he said: “A whole genera mended him for a schol ever, who will be in trouble if you rock
tion taught themselves.” Fay arship in the United States. the boat. But in the chaos following
asked him if he felt stifled In 1985, Jin arrived in the Tiananmen Square incident Wen
as a result. No, he replied: Boston, to study American was granted permission to leave China.
“I was brainwashed too.” literature at Brandeis. By Five years old, he flew to San Francisco
But, once universities re working at various jobs— under the care of flight attendants, and
opened, he knew he would janitorcumnight watch was picked up by his parents. Later,
need a degree to get a de man, busboy at Friendly’s— when Jin’s mother was dying, Jin re
cent job. He wanted to study engineer he was able to support himself and his peatedly tried to get a visa to go to
ing but didn’t have the requisite scien wife, Lisha Bian, who soon followed China, to see her one last time, but the
tific background. So when, after his him to the U.S. She spoke no English request was always denied. After she
demobilization, he took the university when she came, and she, like Jin, jug died, he gave up.
entrance exams and was asked what he gled an assortment of jobs. She baby
wanted to study—he was told to list five sat; she worked in restaurants and laun onsidering the difficulties Ha Jin
disciplines, by preference—he wrote
down philosophy, classics, world his
dromats. She made bonsai trees—a hard
job, Jin says. All this bespeaks huge
C faced just in getting to read a book,
let alone write one—he didn’t pub
tory, and library science, in that order. toil—Jin was working toward a doc lish his first novel until he was forty
He added English only last, and with torate at Brandeis at the same time— two—you’d expect him, once freed, to
62 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021
explode on the page. Eventually, he did.
In his short-story collection “Under
the Red Flag” (1997), there is a tale of
gang rape: a young woman, tied down;
five local militiamen, recruited by her
husband to punish her for her adul-
teries; the husband hovering beside
the bed, with a bowl of chili powder,
as they mount her. “After they are done
with you, I’ll stuff you with it, to cure
the itch in there for good,” he says.
The story’s protagonist, a young man
called Nan, loses courage when his
turn comes. “He looked down at her
body, which reminded him of a huge
frog, tied up, waiting to be skinned for
its legs.” He climbs off the bed, runs
to the door, and vomits. “The room
was instantly filled with the odor of
alcohol, sour food, fermented candies,
roasted melon seeds.” Nan gets his new
shoes wet, and his jacket and trousers.
Before long, he is the joke of the village.
• •
His father berates him for not doing
the job; his mother weeps. His fian- from the Songhua River, frozen in win- mind at the last moment when the judge
cée breaks off their engagement, re- ter and now thawing in spring: asked if she would accept a divorce.” At
turns the gifts. He is no longer counted that point, she would dissolve in tears,
as a man. In another story in that col- Teenage boys, baskets in hand, would tread and court would be adjourned.
and hop on the floating ice, picking up pike,
lection, a man castrates himself with whitefish, carp, baby sturgeon, and catfish killed A contested divorce is permitted only
his wife’s sewing scissors in atonement by the ice blocks that had been washed down after eighteen years of sexual abstinence
for adultery. The household’s chick- by spring torrents. Steamboats, still in the between the couple. Kong wouldn’t even
ens run off with his testicles—a lux- docks, blew their horns time and again. When need a divorce if he hadn’t fallen in love,
urious dinner. the main channel was finally clear of ice, they or in something—mostly, it seems, a
crept out, sailing slowly up and down the river
Shocking brutality has remained a and saluting the spectators with long blasts. sense of obligation—with Manna, a
steady component of Ha Jin’s writing. Children would hail and wave at them. nurse in his hospital. Here’s how it starts
The novel “War Trash” (2004) takes between the two of them: the hospital
place in a P.O.W. camp during the Ko- Horns blowing, water rushing: it’s a staff are forced to take a monthlong,
rean War. In one scene, at a “study ses- jubilant scene, but also a scene of death, four-hundred-mile march, and, a few
sion,” a Chinese battalion chief stands the townsfolk celebrating spring through days in, Manna’s feet are covered with
a prisoner up on a stage and, as an ex- the bounty of nature’s random massacre. blisters, which Kong, the lead doctor
ample to the others, disembowels him. “Waiting” begins in 1963. Its protag- on this trek, is obliged to treat. He takes
Rarely, in Western literary fiction, have onist, Lin Kong, a military doctor, was Manna’s red, swollen feet in his hands,
we seen anyone die like this: the man’s married off by his family to a girl from and with a needle he punctures the
intestines, then his lungs and heart, his village, Shuyu. He never fancied her. blisters and lets them drain between his
splash onto the floor, in wet piles. The As she herself points out—or says her fingers. Like the scene on the Songhua
traumas of twentieth-century China af- mother did—she has a homely face. Her River, the episode is ugly and beautiful
ford ample scope for such scenes—an- only attraction, she says, is her bound at the same time. Kong is in pain, Manna
other novel is set during the Rape of feet, which, as she does not understand, is in pain, and consequently they “fall
Nanjing—but I believe that what drove are appealing only to old-fashioned coun- in love,” or she does. Actually, Lin Kong
Jin to write about them was his shock try people. Puckered and shrunken, like would probably have been content to
and rage over Tiananmen Square. something pickled in a jar, her feet seem stay married to Shuyu, had he not got
Despite having had access to this grotesque to city people like Lin Kong, entangled with Manna. When he goes
fund of horrors, Jin also has an oppo- who is on the staff at an urban hospital. back to his village on his summer break,
site side: stoicism, modesty, irony. And Hence the wonderful opening lines of Shuyu appears in his bedroom in the
this more contained mode isn’t a cover the book: “Every summer Lin Kong re- middle of the night, and asks him, shyly,
for terrible stuff; the two strains have turned to Goose Village to divorce his to give her a son. He turns her down.
equal status and are often interwo- wife, Shuyu. Together they had appeared In Ha Jin’s novels, the women are
ven. In Jin’s second novel, “Waiting” at the courthouse in Wujia Town many often the ones who initiate sex, or try
(1999), we see youths gathering fish times, but she had always changed her to, poor things. Not infrequently, they
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021 63
are sent packing, which makes these no longer be China but leaving China: of returning to China. But then everything
sad books sadder. At the same time, immigration. Such a switch would be starts to change. His wife, the excellent
“Waiting” is Jin’s funniest book. In the very hard, he said. Pingping, arrives. (Ha Jin seems to love
course of the novel, the eighteen-year women—or, at least, his women are gen-
waiting period expires; Kong gets his nd so, evidently, it was. Starting in erally better people than his men.) To-
divorce; he marries Manna. At which
point she, having waited for eighteen
A the nineteen-nineties, Ha Jin, an ex-
emplary hardworking immigrant—in a
gether, they watch the Tiananmen mas-
sacre on TV and decide that they cannot
years, just about kills him with her sex- different social class, he could have done return to China. From then on, Ha Jin
ual needs. He does not want children. a twelve-hour shift in a corner grocery— tells us pretty much everything he knows
She does, and she gets her way. Twin turned out a book every year or so. But about the lives of Chinese immigrants.
boys! A Chinese bonanza. The babies his first immigration novel, “A Free Life” He tells us what kinds of jobs they can
get diarrhea and cry all night. Manna (2007), had a far longer gestation. It ap- get (night watchman, busboy, dishwasher)
can’t take it. She practically dies. Kong, peared three years after its predecessor, and at what kind of wage. He tells us
too. The ending, unbelievably, is comic. and a first draft had been finished as about the Chinese restaurants—Nan and
Published at a time when most peo- early as 2000. It was also the longest piece Pingping buy one, in an Atlanta strip
ple didn’t know Jin’s name, “Waiting” won of fiction he had ever published: at six mall—and how the cooks get hemor-
the National Book Award—a rare in- hundred and sixty pages, more than dou- rhoids from standing all day long. He
stance of an artistic awards committee ble his average. The book starts and stalls, tells us the questions “white” people ask
making the correct choice. Perhaps em- dawdles and meanders and loses steam, Chinese people, like “Why did Chinese
boldened by this glamorous prize, Jin de- as if, now and then, Jin forgot about his children do so well in school?” and “How
cided to make a big change. Almost all plot and just gave himself over to a kind come there weren’t many fat Chinese?”
his fiction had been set in China, as was of encyclopedia, or diary, of the Chinese This is the same man who wrote the
only natural. He was Chinese and, though American immigration experience. brutal episodes of “Under the Red Flag”
he wrote in English, his first language Relatedly, “A Free Life” is Jin’s most and “War Trash.” In “A Free Life,” the
would always be Mandarin. But now, he autobiographical novel. He has resisted brutality survives but it is subtler. Nan
told an interviewer, having moved to such readings, but judge for yourself. The is desperately unhappy most of the
America, he would try to move the world protagonist, Nan Wu, has come to study time—he thought he would be writing
of his fiction there, too. His subject would in the United States, with the intention poetry in America, not cooking fried
rice—and he takes it out on everyone
else, especially his wife. In a flashback
to just after the birth of their son, Taotao,
Nan tells Pingping that he never loved
her. The next day, her breast milk has
dried up. But it is typical of Ha Jin’s
mid-career restraint that in “A Free Life”
the most harrowing scene has to do not
with a loving wife insulted—let alone
a woman gang-raped or a man disem-
bowelled—but with an injured duck.
The Wus live on the edge of a lake that
is home to a flock of ducks, lorded over
by one mallard that the family calls “the
bully.” One day, Nan and Taotao come
home from the supermarket to find the
bully duck, ordinarily so proud and
pushy, cowering in their back yard:
It had been mangled by fishing lines and
hooks, its tongue hanging out, slashed by a
large fishhook that had gone through it from
underneath. Several pieces of fishing line were
twined around its neck, choking it. One of its
wings had collapsed, unable to move. Strok-
ing its feathers, Nan found another hook stuck
in its good wing. He managed to dislodge this
one and some other hooks, but he couldn’t take
off the one on its tongue, which, when he tried
to remove it, hurt the duck more and made its
mouth bleed again. . . .
Pingping cut the fishing lines with scissors,
“Now, before we begin our story, would you but they couldn’t get rid of the fishhook with-
prefer normal or personalized ads?” out further injuring the drake’s tongue. She
went back into the house and returned with a Suddenly he found his mother’s secret an experience that practically undoes
pair of pliers, her apron pocket stuffed with a cookhouse Nan. Correspondingly, Tian’s girlfriend,
bottle and cotton balls. With both hands Nan stocked with human flesh and blood. Funi—actually, she isn’t even his girl-
severed the hook so that the barb wouldn’t cut
the tongue again when he pulled the shank For the first time he tasted tears of rage friend yet—has a miscarriage, but the
out. . . . “Open his mouth,” Pingping said to and hated the nickname she called him. child isn’t his. It’s the offspring of some
Nan while taking an aspirin tablet out of her Chinatown cop she never had any in-
apron pocket. He soon left for a distant place, tention of staying with, or he with her.
Father and son pried the duck’s bill apart. where he has lived secluded. When she tells Tian what the problem
Pingping, who had worked on a poultry farm
for two years back in China and knew how to is, he says that they must go to the hos-
treat sick chickens, broke the aspirin in half It sounds like Sylvia Plath, like pital immediately:
and inserted one piece into the drake’s mouth. “Daddy.” It also sounds like Ha Jin He supported her and put a flannel jacket
It swallowed the medicine, and she rubbed its thinking about China. “A Free Life” is on her shoulder. She first needed to change a
throat to ensure that the aspirin sank into its not a success on the scale of “Waiting,” pad to stanch the bleeding and turned into the
craw. Next, with a pair of sticks she picked bathroom. From the shelf in the living room
off the maggots from its wounds. Then she a novel that will surely be read a cen-
tury hence. Yet it contains some of Ha Tian pulled out a book, The Best American Po-
gingerly rubbed the gashes with a cotton ball etry 2012, and waited.
soaked with hydrogen peroxide; the wounds Jin’s finest writing, as well as many things
kept foaming and the drake’s legs twitched fit- that he apparently just needed to get When they get to the hospital, the
fully. After the treatment, Taotao and Nan car- off his chest. doctor says it looks as though she might
ried the creature to the lakeside and released it.
It paddled away listlessly, hardly able to keep have to have a “procedure” that night. Tian
n Ha Jin’s new novel, “A Song Ever- asks, “You mean she has lost the baby?”
its head above the water. . . .
All the other ducks perched in the shady
bushes on the other shore, sleeping, feeding,
I lasting,” Tian, the immigrant singer,
suffers, basically, the same woes as his
“Probably,” the doctor says. “I’m sorry.”
The doctor is assuming that Tian is the
and mating as usual. . . . Their life wasn’t in immigrant predecessor, Nan. But Tian’s father, and he doesn’t disabuse her. Soon
the least disrupted by their leader’s absence.
Pingping sighed, “It’s just like human beings— story is ultimately a more balanced and afterward, Funi is wheeled down the hall:
when you’re weak, you’re left to die alone.” accomplished novel than “A Free Life,” Her face was tearstained and she held his
To their amazement, two days later, the in part because there are many escape hand tight without a word, her eyes fixed on
bully duck led the flock swimming in the lake valves that allow bitterness to flow away him as though eager to pull him along with her.
again, its head raised high, and it quacked as from the main line of the narrative. First, He accompanied her all the way to the operat-
lustily as before. Again it would chase female ing room. When its door closed behind them, he
waterfowl. These ducks and the mallards were Tian is not a writer but a singer. This
turned back to the waiting area. The reception-
very fond of the Wus’ backyard. They’d bask in simple fact, that the protagonist doesn’t ist said that they would call him when Funi was
the sun on the shore and lay eggs in the clumps do for a living what his creator does— ready to be released. She also showed him the bill
of monkey grass. The lake couldn’t sustain too and worried whether he would be able for copay, $110 for the emergency visit, which he
many of them, so Pingping left only ten of the to do—probably made a huge differ- settled with his credit card. Then he sat down in
duck eggs in the grass to be hatched. She took a corner seat and touched the pocket of his coat
the rest home and salted them in a jar of brine. ence. Also, Tian is middle-aged when
and realized he’d left the poetry book in the car.
he comes to America, whereas Nan was He closed his eyes and tried to get some sleep.
So Pingping is wrong. It’s not just young, and Tian doesn’t have a heroic
like human beings. Some human beings wife who makes him look bad by com- The bloodstain, spreading across Fu-
will go get the peroxide and the pliers, parison. His wife is a professor back in ni’s poor, wronged crotch, the sanitary
and try to rescue you. But not all of you, Beijing, and she is a bitch. In the United pad, the gurney, the co-pay, the forgot-
or even most of you. This noble, decent States, he finds a new companion, Funi. ten book: the passage is certainly a cal-
woman saves the bully duck, but as for He does not love her, but she knows vary of sorts, but softened, moralized.
the eggs laid in her monkey grass she’ll that from the start—they begin just as Soon afterward, Tian and Funi get mar-
leave only ten of them, maybe, to hatch. roommates. Also, crucially, his wonder- ried—more, they tell themselves, so that
As for the rest, she puts them away in ful voice is impaired by lung cancer, a he can get cancer treatment on her med-
her cupboard, in a jar of brine. They will humbling experience, but in fact not as ical insurance than for any other reason—
be dinner, come winter. That’s the way bad as Nan’s struggle to find out if he and find that they are very happy together.
human beings do it. even has a voice. The note of mild contentment, of mak-
By the end of “A Free Life,” Nan’s These things seem to release Jin, or ing do with second best—we find Tian,
anger has ebbed, and he has at last begun Tian. He doesn’t wonder if he’s an art- on the book’s last page, drinking a non-al-
writing poetry. The novel’s main text is ist; he knows he is. And when, in de- coholic beer—may seem disappointingly
followed by a collection of his new scribing Tian’s circumstances, Jin falls emollient to fans of “Waiting” and “War
poems. But are they calm? Here is the back on a cliché—for example, having Trash,” but the acid bath couldn’t go on
first one, “A Revelation”: characters discuss freedom against a forever, and in the lives of most immi-
backdrop of birds in flight, like Tony grants it probably doesn’t. American lit-
Suddenly he saw his mother’s ugly face Soprano gazing at the ducks in his swim- erature is not finished with the subject
after seeing her smile for thirty years. ming pool—he does not recoil from the of immigration, and won’t be, as long as
Suddenly he heard his mother’s monstrous sentimental formula, as Nan would have. we have immigrants, and consider their
voice, Sorrows, too, are softened. Nan and experience important—indeed, consider
having remembered all her lullabies. Pingping have a child who is stillborn, it our experience.
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021 65
sis. Unlike Tocqueville, Zecchini notes,
BOOKS Lafayette “never theorized his experi-
ence”—a terrible thing to say about a
EASY BREEZY
“Music for Saxofone & Bass Guitar,”
and it has a cover that looks, accurately,
like the result of a quick session on
The spaced-out jazz of Sam Gendel and Sam Wilkes. Microsoft Word. The sound is echoey,
sometimes chattery, reflecting the cir-
BY KELEFA SANNEH cumstances of the album’s production:
the seven tracks are excerpts from a se-
ries of ad-hoc performances at two Los
Angeles restaurants, one in Laurel Can-
yon and one on Sunset Boulevard, in
Silver Lake. There is a long and proud
history of fake live albums, like James
Brown’s volcanic “Sex Machine,” from
1970, which was partly recorded in a
studio, with applause dubbed in later.
“Music for Saxofone & Bass Guitar”
is in some ways the inverse of “Sex
Machine”: it sounds like a breezy stu-
dio album but was actually recorded live,
with all the applause edited out. What
remains is a bit like the “beat tapes” that
hip-hop producers sometimes make—a
carefully compiled collection of excel-
lent grooves. One track begins with the
hum of conversation and someone say-
ing, shruggingly, “We could do that.”
The musicians are playing “Greetings
to Idris,” by Pharoah Sanders, who loved
to start with a warm melody and push
outward, overblowing his saxophone
to create an openhearted sort of chaos.
Gendel and Wilkes’s version is softer
and more unassuming than the origi-
nal, because the duo’s music tends to be
spacey, in both senses: emptied out, and
slightly dazed. Instead of building to-
ward a climax, they use pedals to loop
alfway through “Malcolm & music in this interlude was harder to their favorite sounds, and to supply mov-
H Marie,” a black-and-white Netflix
drama that was shot during the pan-
place. An electric bass sketched out a
couple of chords, and a breathy saxo-
ing clouds of reverb, which accompany
them on their journeys.
demic, the dialogue pauses—the film phone added a few restrained lines of One of the few people to attend those
consists of almost nothing but dialogue— melody—the horn sounded like a curi- L.A. performances was Matthew Mc-
so that viewers can listen to some music. ous animal in an unfamiliar place, care- Queen, the proprietor of a free-form
The interlude lasts for nearly two unin- fully exploring its surroundings. Perhaps local label called Leaving Records (its
terrupted minutes while Marie, played this was jazz, but it was quiet and elu- slogan is “All genre”), who encouraged
by Zendaya, sinks sorrowfully into a sive. And it was haunted by a hip-hop the duo to put together an album. When
bathtub, and Malcolm, played by John rhythm, in the form of a ghostly click McQueen first heard “Music for Sax-
David Washington, refills his glass of that could have been a finger snapping ofone & Bass Guitar,” he didn’t know
Scotch and prepares for their nightlong somewhere far away. it would become one of his label’s most
argument to resume. Most of the “Mal- Most viewers surely didn’t think too popular releases, but he had a feeling it
colm & Marie” soundtrack was a famil- hard about this moment, but a few of could draw in a wide range of listeners.
iar combination of soulful older songs, them probably experienced a pleasant “I mean, it’s a jazz record,” he said. “But
by singers like Roberta Flack and James jolt of recognition. The track, “BOA,” it’s got this other quality to it that makes
Brown, and soulful newer ones. But the was taken from an odd little album by it more accessible. It’s not a pop-jazz
record, but there’s other stuff going on.”
Gendel and Wilkes’s music emphasizes ambience, texture, and placid groove. He said that “BOA,” with its relaxed
ILLUSTRATION BY LUIS MAZÓN THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021 71
pace and leisurely playing, reminded things that a pair of musicians might partnership—a duo that, beyond those
him of “easy listening” music. A hip- do after recording a surprisingly popu- restaurant gigs, has never really functioned
hop-producer friend of his was enthu- lar début album: playing high-profile as a duo. “He’s been super encouraging,”
siastic, and McQueen posted the album concerts, going on tour, getting together Gendel said, nodding at Wilkes. “Always.
on streaming services and issued a lim- to make more music. Even in times when I’ve been more pas-
ited edition of three hundred cassette “I’m someone who can very easily not sive about it.”
tapes, a format he likes because it en- do things,” Gendel told me, with part of The “Malcolm & Marie” placement
courages continuous listening. (Older a smile, on a recent afternoon. He is tall earned Gendel and Wilkes an unexpected
people may remember, fondly or not, and lean and shaggy, and he was dressed influx of new listeners: “BOA” is now
how difficult it is to skip around on a in a baggy black T-shirt and shorts, sit- their most popular track on Spotify, hav-
cassette tape.) The tapes sold out, fol- ting in a space that has been his music ing been streamed nearly two million
lowed by a second pressing, then a third, studio for the past few months, a sparse times. One person who noticed this was
and then a vinyl edition. The two mu- white room in South Central Los Angeles McQueen, of Leaving Records. He knew
sicians pursued other projects. Sam stocked with a collection of unusual in- that the two had more recordings of
Wilkes released a pair of similar albums struments and music gear. (The room their restaurant performances, and sug-
on the same label, both featuring Gen- occupies a corner of a building that is gested that their growing fan base might
del, and he also recorded with a range mainly a warehouse, leased by Gendel’s enjoy them. And so the two musicians
of other performers, including Chaka girlfriend’s father.) Wilkes was there, put together a follow-up. “Music for
Khan. Meanwhile, Sam Gendel was de- too—for the first time, it turned out. He Saxofone & Bass Guitar More Songs,”
veloping a reputation as a saxophonist was also wearing all black, with close- which arrived last month, comprises nine
with broad appeal: he signed a solo deal cropped hair and glasses, looking a bit grooves and meditations performed for
with Nonesuch Records, and Vampire like an eager student. Where Gendel can unsuspecting diners. As an album, it is
Weekend, the indie band, asked him to be laconic and somewhat mysterious, a bit less cohesive than its predecessor,
reimagine one of its singles as a long- even to his collaborators, Wilkes is vol- and a bit less predictable. “More Songs”
form improvisation. And yet Gendel uble and enthusiastic about music in gen- includes a shorter, more scrambled ver-
and Wilkes avoided doing the obvious eral, and about the Gendel and Wilkes sion of “Greetings to Idris,” and an inter-
pretation of the Beach Boys’ song “Car-
oline, No,” which starts with Gendel
playing the plaintive vocal melody and
ends, after nearly five hypnotic minutes,
with a rubbery, unexpectedly vigorous
bass solo. The album hints at all the
other things these two could do to-
gether—if they felt like it.
SCREEN SELVES
You could argue that the true subject of
“Free Guy” is complex intellectual-prop-
erty theft. For some reason, this is not
“Free Guy” and “Searching for Mr. Rugoff.” mentioned on the poster.
Millie is something else. That is to
BY ANTHONY LANE say, she is not merely herself, in the mor-
tal sphere, but also a spunky digital av-
he hero of “Free Guy” is a guy Levy, the director of “Free Guy.” These atar, Molotov Girl, within the domain
T named Guy (Ryan Reynolds). He
has a best buddy named Buddy (Lil
days, we want our downers to feel like
uppers; for Guy, as for the protagonist
of Free City. Here comes the plot. Walk-
ing along, Guy sees Molotov Girl, and
Rel Howery), and they live in a city of “The Lego Movie” (2014), the quo- the sight of her propels him into con-
named Free City. What, however, is tidian is a spree. Guy’s grin is nailed sciousness. (How this can possibly occur
the nature of their liberty? Guy wakes on from the instant he sits up in bed, is kind of explained. Depending on
up every morning, dons an identical and it rarely slips, even when he strolls whom you listen to, Guy is either “an
blue shirt, buys a cup of coffee, and down the street through a salvo of ex- algorithm who thinks he’s alive” or “the
goes to a bank, where he works as a plosions, or when the bank is raided, first real artificial intelligence.”) In prac-
tical terms, he shifts from background
to foreground; the cog in the machine
becomes the core of its narrative en-
ergy—like Chaplin in “Modern Times”
(1936), although Reynolds, in his un-
failing and near-creepy bonhomie, is
closer to Harold Lloyd. Guy starts tak-
ing decisions and making things hap-
pen, much to the delight of Free City’s
fans, who give him the sobriquet Blue
Shirt Guy, and to the fury of Antwan,
who wants the upstart wiped.
“Free Guy” is exhausting to behold.
It’s a battle of wits between gags and
special effects, with neither party will-
ing to give ground. There’s never a dull
moment, the obvious risk being that,
amid this pullulation of detail, there
will be no interesting moments, either—
In Shawn Levy’s film, Ryan Reynolds plays an incidental video-game character. the fate that has encumbered most of
the films that adopt video games as a
teller. His customary greeting is “Don’t on a regular basis, by weapon-bran- template. Even Spielberg, in “Ready
have a good day. Have a great day!” dishing goons. To him, the mayhem is Player One” (2018), was confounded by
What is revealed to us before too long— part of the scenery. the ravenous needs of the genre. Yet
though to Guy only gradually, as the Now and then, we pull back and view Levy, holding his nerve, does cut through
film proceeds—is that he is not a real this busy world from the outside. The the chaos, delivering a fable that, if not
person but a non-player character, or game that Guy inhabits, also named exactly coherent, is nonetheless tinged
N.P.C., in a video game. His happi- Free City, is the creation of a company with the very last virtue that you’d ex-
ness is delusional, and his agency non- called Soonami Studios, and it’s a hit. pect in a movie of this ilk. It has charm.
existent. Man is born free, but every- We glimpse ordinary humans playing The root of that charm is easily found.
where he is in pixels. it (or, in the case of one dorky fellow, Once you scrape away the techno-clutter,
Each generation finds a new way to trying to play it while his mother vac- you uncover one of the oldest of Hol-
dramatize the enchained. Those who uums); these are the gentle souls, pre- lywood tropes—that of the nobody who
toil in the netherworld, in Fritz Lang’s sumably reared on Grand Theft Auto, bucks the system and ends up chang-
“Metropolis” (1927), are seen en masse, who orchestrate the car chases and the ing it for the better. What would Frank
trudging with leaden gait toward their gunfights that infest the screen. We also Capra, who brought that fantasy to
appointed tasks—a slog recalled at the meet those who designed the game— slightly disturbing perfection, in films
start of Carol Reed’s “Oliver!” (1968), people like Keys ( Joe Keery) and his like “Meet John Doe” (1941), make of
as the ranks of orphans descend to their friend Millie ( Jodie Comer), who be- “Free Guy” if he were able to watch it?
daily gruel. No such gloom for Shawn lieve that their contribution to Free City Might he hear the distant echo of his
76 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 23, 2021 ILLUSTRATION BY TIM PEACOCK
own endeavors, or would he simply sit spite his habit of falling fast asleep “Z,” directed by the Greek-born Costa-
there deafened and aghast? during screenings. (How I dream of de- Gavras, and inspired by the murder of a
What he would warm to, I reckon, is veloping that knack.) Rugoff may have left-wing politician. The movie, which
the presence of Jodie Comer. After all, introduced U.S. audiences to the pain- had won Best Foreign Language Film
she plays two characters, Millie and Mo- fully delicate “Elvira Madigan” (1967), at the Academy Awards, four months
lotov Girl, each of whom has somebody but he also had his minions trot around earlier, and had even been nominated for
in love with her. (Keys, unsurprisingly, Manhattan knocking coconuts together, Best Picture, is said to have found favor
has a thing for the former.) The result to mimic the clop of a horse and thereby with the Black Panthers. I doubt that
is that we get a double helping of the advertise “Monty Python and the Holy Wayne was so impressed. Needless to
resourceful, the unf lustered, and the Grail” (1975). If only Rugoff hadn’t lost say, “Z” had been picked up by Rugoff,
amusingly dry; when Molotov Girl re- control of the business before the ad- whose antennae quivered at any hint of
alizes that Guy is a genuine innocent, vent of “Monty Python’s Life of Brian” provocation. Hence, in the same year, his
every bit as chipper as he appears to be, (1979). This was a man whose mother, enthusiasm for “Gimme Shelter,” with
she says, “I sometimes forget that not when pregnant with him, apparently the Rolling Stones, and the Warhol-
everyone you meet here is a sociopathic believed that she was bearing the Mes- flavored “Trash.”
man-child.” High praise indeed! It is not siah in her womb. So is this new documentary a sad
just inveterate gamers who are torn be- But he wasn’t the Messiah. He was a spectacle, paying tribute, as it does, to a
tween the earthly and the imagined. With very busy boy. We hear that Rugoff had gone and golden age? Yes, when we see
Comer, you get the best of both worlds. “exquisite taste”; that he flew first class old photographs of Cinema I and II,
and dined at fancy restaurants; and that, Rugoff’s stronghold of late-modern style,
f you are a New Yorker with catholic as likely as not, he had dribbles of mus- and learn that, however sloppy in him-
I appetites and a long memory, it may
well be that your life was shaped by Don-
tard on his shirt. His first wife, Evange-
line Peterson, confirms that he proposed
self, he would not condone a stray candy
wrapper on the floor.The idea that movie-
ald S. Rugoff, though his name will ring to her after thinking the matter over in going might once have been actively hip
no bells. Back in the day, whenever you the toilet. (Later, post-divorce, he begged sounds quaint to the point of myth;
took your seat at a movie theatre like her to accompany him to Sweden for a today, in the larger venues, the best that
the Plaza, the Paris, the Beekman, or viewing of Bergman’s “Scenes from a you can hope for is to leave without
the Sutton, you were entering the realm Marriage.” That’s love.) At work, his fir- treading on a Twizzler. Still, the uplift-
of Rugoff. He was “probably the great- ings were almost as impetuous as his hir- ing news is that Deutchman’s film will
est distributor of independent and art ings, and his employees describe him as screen at the Paris, the most graceful of
films in the nineteen-sixties and nine- an ogre and a tyrant. On the other hand, Rugoff ’s theatres, which has recently
teen-seventies.” Such is the opinion of you might easily walk into Rugoff ’s office opened afresh. Other films, redolent of
Ira Deutchman, who has now backed and find François Truffaut there. Some the period that he helped define, will
up his conviction by making a documen- tyrannies are worth enduring. play there in the days and weeks that
tary, “Searching for Mr. Rugoff.” “Searching for Mr. Rugoff ” is an en- follow—“Cousin Cousine” (1976), “Get
The search is enhanced by the fact tertaining and instructive jaunt, and it Out Your Handkerchiefs” (1978), and,
that so many people who knew Rugoff bristles with small shocks—a glance at for an authentic savor of the mid-seven-
are still around to bear witness. Few of a page from Variety, say, dated August 12, ties, “Emmanuelle.” How would Rugoff,
them remember him fondly, but boy, do 1970. There we read that “Chisum,” star- the showman connoisseur, have pro-
they remember him. In person, he re- ring John Wayne, ranked third on the moted that? Don’t ask.
sembled a schlubby Jean-Paul Sartre; list of top-grossing releases for the pre-
in his aesthetic and commercial judg- vious week. Second was “Patton,” with NEWYORKER.COM
ments, he was daring and astute, de- George C. Scott. The list was headed by Richard Brody blogs about movies.
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