IN THE OFFICE
No One Can Hear You Scream
; Written by: Beckett Warren
EE Graphics and layout by: Tiger Wizard
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Five RAL Made for the Exalted Funeral
Endless Summoner Sale. 2023af - |
1) | just got the New Valued Employe a tile wu)
going to as aimee cll
2) Did you hear bole found some bacteria in
in Bee ie livs They think it's Life. Like
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3) Word is some college research team is go a
coming out here. Have you seen the “mew” clean bot?
It looks just like Agit-Cat! It’s the best.
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consciousness upload is awesome. Like better than
| being alive Ee
5) I’m at 67% achievement completion Pa consciousness
upload priority! And I’ve only worked here for 43 years!
6) Have you talked to Mike in accounting since he went
digital? | always liked him. Now he’s even more helpful
and fun! |
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Did you hear about Mike in accounting? He was only at
95% completion for consciousness upload. But they
traded the rest of his achievements in exchange for his
Passing Benefit. They treat us so good, it makes me
want to cry sometimes. j , '
8) Did you hear about that, pardon my es: asshole
on lo? That... Oh, he makes me som "
A-hole, he had bid illegal Conse
10) Did you see the Real Heroes of Regular Everyday that
just posted? Ho man! Kinderman was paragliding
above sharks and he went one handed and sang at
the same time. It was CRAZY. | had to comment like
eight times, and then reply to my replies.
11) It took a while but that was so awesome. And | made
headway towards getting an achievement that will put
me closer to getting on the show!
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so scary. How can POENAH Purity of Essence Nihilist
Anarchist Horde Hobbysheet #4 even exist?
Why would anyone even want to think like that?
1d12 Table: Office Small Talk for a Stultifying
Corporate Future on Water Outpost
So long as there are jobs, there will be
soulsucking small talk. Use thes as a starting
point for fascinating conversations with NPCs!
100 mining
occupations for the
23nd Century
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2) HRAssistant _
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4) Recruiter
5) HR Coordinator
6) HR Manager
7)HR Prices
8) Safety Regulations Compliance Officer
9) Finance and Securities Compliance Officer
10) Health and Wellness Compliance Officer
11) Nurse Practitioner
12) Psychological WellsBeir
13) Efficiency and P
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16) tekethatl a
‘am Engagement Specialist
jetwork Enhancement Associate
elations Intern
ations Associate
Relations Coordinator
‘elations Director
a Services Personnel
5) Cafeteria Safety Compliance Officer
26) Food Services Logistics Manager
27) Assistant to the Vice President of Logistics and
Fulfilment
28) Process Control Specialist
29) Treasury Analyst
30) Mineral Processing Efficiency Analyst
31) Learning Coordinator
32) Continuing Geological Education Supervisor
33) Postdoctoral Research Fellow
34) Research Institution Cooperation Liaison
35) Long Range Maintenance Planner
36) Workflow Superintendent
37) Process Operator
38) Process Efficiency Optimization Specialist
39) Data Entry Clerk
40) Atmospheric Data Collection Array Technician
41) Surface-Orbit Communication Tech
42) Long Range Communication Tech - a
43) Earth Communication Tech | ri)
44) Surface Vehicle Operator
46) Subsurface Maintenance Vehicle Operator
45) Surface Vehicle Maintenance Tech47) Subsurface Maintenance Vehicle Maintenance
Technician
48) Surface to Orbit Pipeline Integrity Officer
49) Desalinization Operations Technician
50) Water Safety Testing Officer
51) Corporate Communication Specialist
52) Information Security Coordinator
53) Information Technology Application Security Analyst
54) Informations Systems Auditor
55) Shipping and Receiving Compliance Auditor
56) Corporate Outlook and Securitization Maximization
Chief Strategist
57) Director of Planning for Associate Enrichment
58) Operational Excellence Assurance Coordinator
59) Refreshment and Nutrition Supervisor
60) Civil and Corporate Policy Enforcement Officer
61) Outplacement Optimization Specialist
62) Information Technology Application Security Analyst
63) Al/Machine Learning Enhancement Specialist
64) Robotics Hardware Support Technician
65) Water Extraction Development Custodian
66) Fusion Reactor Maintenance Associate
67) Fusion Reactor Maintenance Coordinator
68) Fusion Reactor Efficiency Consultant
69) Energy Systems Efficiency Guru
70) Conduit Maintenance Machinery Upkeep Technician
71) Emergency Medical Situation Mitigation Facilitator
72) Accidental Energy Output Dispersal Specialist
73) Geological Cartographic Information Systems
Architect
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75) Network Surveillance Compliance Officer
76) Horticultural Maintenance Engineer
77) Unauthorized Biological Contamination Containment
Systems Upkeep Manager
78) Chief Biomist
79) Life Support Systems Administrator
80) Chief Technician of Hydrology Systems
81) Accounts Receivable Associate
82) Billing Coordinator
83) Accounts Optimization Analyst
84) Team Skill Placement Optimization Facilitator
85) Price standardization Compliance Associate
86) Reputation Assignment Assurance Representative
87) Entrepreneurial Spirit Encouragement Counsellor
88) Self Motivation Compliance Provider
89) Pharmaceutical Tracking Compliance Officer
90) Waste Reprocessing Technician
91) Waste Reprocessing Efficiency Manager
92) Waste Disposal Compliance Consultant
93) Freighter Docking Safety Technician
94) Shuttle Operation Supervisor
95) Shuttle Maintenance System Technician
96) Deuterium Extraction Unit Safety Associate
97) Deuterium Conveyance Upkeep Technician
98) Deuterium Containment Monitor
99) Food Storage Monitoring Associate
100) Sovereign Entity Diplomatic Liaison