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In The Republic of Leeds Conservatoire
In The Republic of Leeds Conservatoire
BEN I am ready.
SHANAIS I am open.
ZAC I will ask for your consent before – before – throwing myself into you.
AMY throw yourself into me – I am ready and open and I fully consent.
BARNEY yes.
GEN I take so many risks – I speak without knowing what I’m gonna say.
ALL AAAAAH
ZAC we all know the right way and that is most definitely the wrong way.
[Audience] “AAAAAH.”
GEN the right way to say AAAAH is to say it with received pronunciation.
AMY don’t bring your hard As to us – that’s not the correct elocution.
BEN leave your hard As on your yoga mat and gather round the big paper
ALL please!
JOL we’re risking debt and rejection and – yes – a total collapse of self.
GEN we’ve impressed you in audition and we’re ready to impress you
again.
CHIJOKE we’ll give you our sweat and we’ll give you our tuition fees
AMY we’ll give over nine grand a year and extra for a stage combat course
over the summer
BEN we’re already talented but soon we’ll be talented and skilled
and that’s what we’ll say thank you for.
LEAH with this opportunity we’ll do more than you can possibly imagine.
DOM picture the most amazing thing you can imagine and now imagine us
doing it whilst also wearing a Conservatoire hoodie.
GEN could you imagine us doing anything even a bit like THIS?
CHIJOJKE praise us and honour us and sing a song unto our talent
ZARA BEHOLD
ALL look!
ALL BEHOLD!!!