(Tony Knocks on Door)

Tony: ALIIINGNG!!!

Ms. M: Not Aling (Hit’s Tony’s head with fan), Call me ‘’M. Mendoza’’ (Does air quotes)

Tony: Ok, Ok, Where is she

Ms. M: Oh Francesca?

Tony: Who?

Ms. M: Kikay’s new name

Tony: (sighs)

Ms. M: Well, She’s still sleeping

Tony: Huh! It’s already 8 am!

Ms. M: She says a New Yorker sleeps until 12

Tony: (Goes to door to leave)

Ms. M: Hoy! Boy, Where are you going?

Tony: Home

Ms. M: Ay! I wanted you to have some Sikwate, and Turon…

Tony: Bye Ali- Ms. Mendoza!

( Scene 2 )

*Text: Later...

Totoy: Tony!

Tony: Totoy! ( does some convoluted handshake)

Totoy: Mayroon ba tayo dyan?

Tony: You ask me that… and you look like a walking goldmine! How many depots have you been looting,
huh!!??

Totoy: Hey hey!! More slowly there.. It is you the police are looking for.

Tony: Impossible! I’m a reformed character! Come in Totoy

Totoy: Okay Tony.

Tony: Good to see you pare… Here, have a smoke.

Totoy: (takes it) I thought you were in the province, partner.

Tony: I am, nag kumusta lang ko

Totoy: Tony. I’ve been hearing the most frightful things about that girl.

Tony: o

Totoy: People say she has gone crazy.

Tony: No, she has only gone New York .

Totoy: (Nods head as if it makes sense) ha? What was she doing in New York anyway?

Tony: pagtuon

Totoy: Studying what?

Tony: Hair culture and Beauty Science. She got a diploma.

Totoy: Imagine that! Our dear old Kikay!

Tony: Pardon me, she's not Kikay anymore,.. She's Fran-CeS-ca..

Totoy: Fran-CeS-ca??

Tony: Our dear Kikay is now an American.

Totoy: Don’t make me laugh! Why I knew that girl when she’s still selling rice cakes.. Puto kayo dyan!! Bili
na kayo ng puto mga suki!!

Tony: Remember when we pushed her into the canal?

Totoy: (Laughs) Hmp She chased us around the streets!

Tony: She was dripping with mud!

Totoy: Naku! How that girl could fight!

(Scene 3)

Nena: Hellooooo!!!?!?, (Blesses Ms.M)

Totoy: Nena!

Tony: Nena… (Says it as if she shouldn’t be here)

Nena: Tony…,. Did both of you greet Ms. M?

Totoy: Uhh..

Nena: Sus, Do You have no respect?

(Tony and Totoy bless and greet Ms. M)

(Tony and Nena stare at each other)

(Totoy stares at window)

Nena: Tottoooyyy….Will you let us have some space?

Totoy: O-

(Nena pushes totoy out)

Nena: So… Tony

Tony: I TRI-

(Nena shushes him)

Nena: Sus, Why didn’t you tell her yet!?

Tony: I TRIED

Nena: You tried and???

Tony: I chickened out…

Nena: YOU LITTLE PATHETIC MAN!, NOT ONLY DID YOU ENGAGE TO ME WHILE YOU WERE ENGAGED
WITH HER BUT YOU COULDN’T EVEN HAVE THE GUTS TO TELL HER!?1?

(Tony Clenches fists)

(Both pause and gasp after seeing Kikay enter)

Kikay: Friends! Welcome..!!, Why (dramatic Pause) Where’s the red carpet?

Tony: Oh…Well Tony’s here...

Totoy: Kika- Fransesca!!

Kikay: Oh totoy! Friend! What brings you here?

Nena: We wanted to visit you!

Kikay: Oh sorry, my hair’s a mess (Fixes hair)…… Sooooo! How are you?

Totoy, Nena, Tony: Fine, Okay, Good

Kikay: Wonderful…Wonderful, Mother Dearest! Will you ever be so kind as to bring us some lemonade?

Ms. M: Okk, I should be in the market anyway, no more amplaya…

Kikay: Oh mother, Don’t ever forget my celery, I can not live without it…

Ms. M: Ok, Ok

(Tony Rolls eyes)

Totoy: So, Kikay how way new York?

Kikay: Great! As soon as I arrived everyone was like ‘’Welcome To New York, It’s been waiting for you’’’
and it was!

(Nena hits tony with shoulder)

Nena: So, Totoy! Would you like to come with me, Check the rabbits?

Totoy: (Simps for nena) Anywhere! Dream girl!

Kikay: So… Totoy and Nena seem… close?

Tony: Closest of friends!.... So Kikay… The engagement…

Kikay: Oh Tonyyy.. Why must you bring down the mood?

Tony: It’s ju-

(Kikay shushes Tony)

Kikay: That was what?.. like… 1 year ago?... It’s as if we never had met!...plus, you were engaged to
Kikay… not Francesca!

Tony: What are you talking about?!

Kikay: Tony… I was a child back then… children make mistakes… don’t they?

(Tony is livid)

Tony: YES, ONE YEAR AGO! THAT IS ALL IT TAKES FOR KIKAY TO GO!

Kikay: Tony Your over-reacting,

(Nena and Totoy enter)

Nena: So… You told her?

Totoy: Told her what?

Nena: (Holds both of totoys hands) (Breaths) Me and Tony have been engaged

(Totoy is shocked)

Kikay: YOU. ENGAGED. WITH HER! WITH THIS GIRL! YOU CHEATED ON ME! WITH HER!

Tony: (Mocks Kikay) stoppp! Your over-reacting!

Kikay: You little!

(Tony about to hit Kikay) (Nena stops him)

Nena: Don’t hit her!

(Tony is shocked)

Kikay: (Pushes Nena away) Stop! As if I would need your help!

Nena: >:0

(Tony about to hit Nena)

Totoy: (Throws something at him) Don’t even try it!

Nena: Come on Totoy! Let’s go!

Totoy: Do you still love him?

Nena: Who him?! (Turns head away angrily) (Walks away with Totoy)

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Kikay: Her! The nerve!

Tony: YOU’RE EVEN WORSE, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

Kikay: Ugh! ME YOU RUINED MINE!

(Kikay sobs)

Tony: Why are you crying? Doesn’t a New Yorker forgive and forget

(Kikay wipes her tears and hugs Tony)

Kikay: Oh Tony! (changes accent if possible)

Tony: What happened to that New Yorker girl?

Kikay: Oh, her? She’s long gone, I’m Kikay, The girl you loved and will always

Tony: Welcome Back! How was the trip?

Kikay: Oh! Horrible! Couldn’t wait to get back!

(Tony smiles)

Ms. M : Hii! I’m back, Fransesca! Here is your celery, Where are your friends? I was just about to make
lemonade?

Kikay: Nanay, Call me Kikay, Why such complicated names?, it’s ok na Ma, I don’t like lemonade, and
celery is gross!

Ms. M: I WAS ONLY GONE FOR 10 MINUTES AND SUDDENLY! (Walks away)

Uhrm didn’t know what to add here, it’s practically done tho