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TWO AND A HALF MAN

SEASON 1/CHAPTER I/PILOT

1. Who said:

Don’t worry. There’s not enough blood left in my legs to go anywhere

a)Charlie c)Alan
b)Jake d)Jheikol

My wife threw me out, and I’m a kind of losing the will to live
a)Charlie c)Alan
b)Jake d)Wanda

2. Complete the sentences with the correct option.

Rose: Listen, you lousy S.O.B. I will not be treated like this. Either you call me or you
are gonna be very, very sorry……………..
a) I love you monkey man c)I love you sweat man
b) I love you man d)I love you don king kon

Charlie: Ok, it’s a woman I went out with once and she got a little clingy
Wanda: ………………
a) You’re a bad, bad boy c) You’re a bad, bad monkey
b) You’re a bad, bad Cowboy d) You’re a bad, bad BoyScout

Charlie: And yet you’re always the once getting ……..

a) fun
b) Spanked

Alan: Judith I can change

Judith: Please Alan you’re the most rigid, inflexible, obsessive,
a) anal-retentive man I’ve ever met c)bastard man I’ve ever met
b) nice man I’ve ever met d)less man I’ve ever met

Charlie: What are you smiling about?

Jake: You don’t have any food
Charlie: Yeah, but I’m not the one who’s hungry
Who is smiling now……………

a) shorty c)Jake
b)baby d)sweatheart
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Charlie: We got lucky charms, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes and………

a) Mapple Loops c)Froot Loops

b) Zucaritas d)Milo

Jake: We stop for ice cream because I’m a ………….

a) Babe magnet c) loser
b) Kid d) genius

Jake: You’re raised ……..

a) 5 $us on that? c) 15 $us on that?
b) 25 $us on that? d) 50 $us on that?

Charlie: So how was dinner?

Alan: I leave you alone with him for a couple of hours
Charlie: I’m just gonna keep asking, Alan
Alan: Dinner was well. We both had the veal piccata and she……
a) Is gay
b) Is lesbian

Wanda: Now, do you want to talk about your nephew, or …………

a) do you want to have sex? c) do you want to play scrabble?
b) do you want to cook ? d)do you want to go to the cinema?

How old is Jake?

a) Ten years old c)Eleven years old
b) Nine years old d) eight years old

How is Charlie housekeeper in this chapter?

a) Rose c) Berta
b) Alan d)Judith