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Whatever strange twists and bends evolution took to create the giant
panda worked devilishly well to create an animal that is irresistible.
Even inert, they have charisma. That morning, as I sat in the control
room of the National Zoo’s Panda House, Mei and the cub offered
little more than that one slight flick of a paw and a few minutes later,
one small adjustment of their sleeping positions, and yet I had to be
dragged away from the screens when it was time to go. The number
of people who have volunteered to monitor the cameras and log each
minute of the baby panda’s life—a job that could define the word
“tedium”— far exceeds the number needed. It is easy to enumerate
the elements that contribute to the panda’s allure. Take one part
overly large, childlike head; add big eyes (made to appear bigger by
black eye patches), rounded ears, chunky build and snazzy fur. Add
the fact that pandas rarely kill anything, and their usual posture—
sitting upright, bamboo stalk in hand, expression Zen-like, or
bumbling along pigeon-toed, wagging their short, flat tails—and you
have built the perfect beast. As Brandie Smith, a curator of
mammals at the National Zoo, said recently, pandas are the umami
of animals; they are simply delicious. It seems that we have the
equivalent of panda taste receptors that leave us besotted at the
mere sight of one, even when it is sound asleep, curled up in a ball,
doing nothing other than being a panda.
These days, captive pandas are made, not found. Mei’s cub, for
instance, is the happy result of artificial insemination. Even though
Mei Xiang and the zoo’s male panda, Tian Tian, mate, they aren’t
very good at it, so the zoo veterinarians inseminate Mei for
insurance each time she is in estrus. In a small, crowded room across
the zoo property from the panda enclosure, the reproductive
physiologist who did the actual insemination, Pierre Comizzoli,
showed me several small metal tanks that contain frozen sperm from
many species at the zoo, including samples from Tian Tian, Bao
Bao’s father. In another of the panda’s many oddities, it has very
hardy sperm. Unlike, say, bull semen, panda semen does well when
it’s cryopreserved at minus-200 degrees Celsius. Strangely enough,
that hardy sperm produces one of the tiniest babies in the animal
world, proportionately speaking: A 250-pound panda delivers a cub
that is about the size of a stick of butter, and as fragile and helpless
as a china doll.
We are so smitten with the pandas we are able to see in captivity that
it’s easy to forget the ones we don’t see, the wild ones that carry on in
their solitary, bamboo-crunching way, almost entirely hidden from
view in the snowy folds of China’s mountains. At the Smithsonian
Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia, I met with a
few of the dozen or so researchers who spend their time worrying
about those pandas. According to David Wildt, the head of the
species survival team, it is sometimes a thankless and often
unglamorous task; much of the time, after trekking through hard
terrain in lousy weather, researchers end up seeing lots and lots of
panda feces but no pandas. There is much to learn even from that,
but it couldn’t compare with the pleasure of encountering one of
these almost magical animals, especially in its own domain. The
strange equation of evolution has created an unusual animal like the
panda, as well as having induced in humans a powerful desire to
look at pandas, however we can.
She did not, however, forget the handful of people who had meant
the most to her and the president. For them, she selected special
Christmas gifts—books, photos, personal mementos. To Secretary of
Defense Robert McNamara, she gave a specially bound copy of the
book Inaugural Addresses of the Presidents of the United States
from George Washington 1789 to John F. Kennedy 1961.
The holiday card that was never sent survives as a reminder of the
Christmas that John and Jackie Kennedy never celebrated, and
remains an American treasure, a fragile relic of the all too “brief
shining moment.”
Ochsendorf’s tests suggest that the bridge’s main cables can support
16,000 pounds, and he believes the cables of the sturdiest Incan
bridges, incorporating leather, vines and branches, could have
supported 200,000 pounds.
Eat one more! Eat one more!” the crowd chanted. And at that precise
moment, I hated every last one of them—including the ringleader,
my momma, who beamed with pride and anticipation.
For weeks I had been bragging that I’d easily win the five-minute
tamale-eating contest at the second annual Delta Hot Tamale
Festival. Just three minutes into the revolting spectacle, I found
myself wondering how I could escape without leaving the hard-
earned contents of my stomach behind.
The Mississippi Delta is a storied land, famous for many things, from
its rich, alluvial soil to the blues to racial strife to its writers, including
such greats as Walker Percy, who was raised there after his
parents’ death, and even my grandfather, who penned Pulitzer
Prize-winning newspaper editorials on racial intolerance. Now come
tamales—or put more precisely, as they are known regionally, hot
tamales.
They likely arrived with Mexican workers in the early 1900s and then
stayed for good as a cherished late-afternoon treat. The hot tamale
delivers a high-caloric punch in a relatively small package: ground or
shredded meat packed with cumin, paprika, garlic and cayenne (the
few ingredients nearly every hot tamale has in common) encased in
a nurturing blanket of cornmeal and corn flour, all lovingly wrapped
together in a corn husk. At six or so inches in length and tubular in
shape, it may be smaller than its Mexican cousin, but it more than
makes up for it in taste and heat.