THE TEN OF SEA EPIC PLANS

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Calvin “Baryshnikov” Sears
Victoria “kerowo” Kassab
Vyron “Red cone” Reynolds

Thursday, August 10th

● 2h36m drive from Ypsilanti to Cleveland (w/ tolls)
● Mode of transport: Lincoln
● Pickup route:
○ Kassab leaves their house @ ~2:30pm, picks up Calvin,
picks up Vyron
■ 1697 Surrey Hts, Westland, MI 48186 -> 1242
Clarita St, Ypsilanti, MI 48198 -> 351 Hilldale
Dr, Ann Arbor, MI 48105
■ Drive time total is 3h25m (w/ tolls) after
including these stops
● Doors open @ 6pm, goal is to try and arrive a little early
so we can find our seats and buy merch and all that if we
so desire (although Lorna Shore sucks huge so if we miss a
little of their set it’s like. whatever)
○ Address: 2014 Sycamore St, Cleveland, OH 44113
● Total concert setlist time approx. 3hrs - ~30min for Lorna
Shore & 1hr for each headliner (Gojira & Mastodon), with
some wiggle room for solos, instrument changes, stupid
little speeches, etc.
○ Total concert setlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7De3oTMayHvhWFrNab9g
DD?si=55a3267f99594e6e.
○ Factoring in time for soundcheck & stage setups,
anticipate the concert ending sometime around 11pm
● Assuming we leave @ ~11:30 drive back in reverse order of
pickup:
○ 3h21m drive time (sorry!)

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 ○ Vyron gets home @ ~2:12am, I get home @ ~2:33am,
Kassab gets home @ ~2:55am. Yikes! Lookin like a late
night!!

Friday, August 11th

● No plans of pertinence as far as Federation stuff goes!
● Probably a day for packing…

Saturday, August 12th

● 8h21m drive from Ypsilanti to Gatlinburg
● Mode of transport: Jiminmobile
● Pickup route:
○ Calvin leaves his house @ ~8am, picks up Vyron, picks
up Kassab
■ 1242 Clarita St, Ypsilanti, MI 48198 -> 351
Hilldale Dr, Ann Arbor, MI 48105 -> 1697 Surrey
Hts, Westland, MI 48186
■ Drive time is 9h14m after including these stops
○ Goal is to have everyone picked up and be en route to
TN by ~9am for ~6-7pm arrival
■ Address: 110 MountainLoft Dr, Gatlinburg, TN
37738
● After arrival:
○ Go shopping for groceries and alkie hall
○ Unpack some of our shit or all of it I guess.

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Idk..d’whatever
● Drink heavily

Sunday, August 13th

● WILD BEAR FALLS DO NOT GET WET WITH DOLLY SHE WILL TAKE ALL
YOUR FUCKING MONEY.
○ Moist country. 915 Westgate Resorts Rd, Gatlinburg, TN
37738
○ $29.95+tax per guy inthere.

Monday, August 14th

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 ● BOARD GAME DAY!!!
○ Board game selection to be determined.
○ Also we will be playing that wizard game and getting
fucked up beyond all reason (again!)

Tuesday, August 15th

● RIPLEY DAY!!!!!!
○ They have that damn ass aquarium. 88 River Rd,
Gatlinburg, TN 37738
○ The aquarium is $40/person. They also have passes
where you can add attractions - we’d probably do the 2
or 3 attraction pass, which are $65 & $70
respectively.

Wednesday, August 16th

● HIKE DAY!!!
○ Huge text on this one gang. [Not anymore.] Umm
■ “To reach the Abrams Falls trailhead, drive five
miles on the Cades Cove Loop. Once you've crossed
Abrams Creek, turn right onto a gravel road which
runs through a grassy field. Parking at the back
of the field can be found where both signs and a
wooden bridge mark the trailhead.”
○ Abrams Falls path is ~5 mile hike round-trip, so it
should take 2 hours or so (more if we’re slowass)
■ And then we’ll hangout

Thursday, August 17th

● OPEN DAY!!!
○ Fuck around downtown and do miscellaneous shopping. We
just gonna do random shit on this one ladies!!
○ Stuff I’ve Had Recommended To Me:
■ Dollywood
■ Hillbilly Golf

Friday, August 18th

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● Leave time to be determined (probably by like 11 vyron says
that’s normally the thing)
● Assuming we leave @ ~11am:
○ Predicted 9h9m drive time following drop-off route in
same order as pickups - all travel estimates are
likely to change based on date/time/traffic
conditions, but shouldn’t vary too much from what’s
written here
■ Vyron 1st, Kassab 2nd, Calvin last (because I’m
driving lol!~)
● Vyron arrives home around ~7:33pm, Kassab at
~8:09pm, Calvin at ~8:28pm
■ Presumably we’ll get breakfast in the morning and
likely either pull off to eat during the drive or
get something when we’re back in MI, which will
lengthen travel estimates