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FUNNY 2 YEARS AGO
80 Of The Funniest Puns

Ever
Akvile Petraityte
BoredPanda staff
One can only imagine where the roots of puns are

hidden. Was it The First Humans who mistakenly
called the Saber-Toothed tiger a Lightsaber-
Toothed tiger? Or maybe it all started in the
Middle Ages when, by a long shot, the Trebuchet
was the most powerful weapon? Or perhaps it
was the era of the Renaissance when people just
couldn't Handel the music of Handel? There are
no answers as to when this amazingly lame form
of humor was born but it has kept its popularity
from the dawn of ages to this day, nonetheless.
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Loser-esque yet hilarious, unbearably foolish yet

clever at the same time - puns will never get
boring, even if they'd be the last jokes left on
Earth. Some people might consider them lame;
others just don't get them at all. But we think that
a good pun is always worth a good laugh. If you
are on the same page then this complete
collection of puns is exactly what you are looking
for. From classy to sassy, these are the puns that
can make anyone laugh (or roll their eyes at
least). So scroll down below, vote for the
funniest, and let us know what you think!
#1 Speed Of Light
Light travels faster than sound. That's

why some people appear bright until you
hear them speak
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Foxxy 2 years ago

haha, omg I laughed too much at this.
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#2 Sudden Realization
I was wondering why the ball was getting

bigger. Then it hit me
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María Hermida 2 years ago (edited)

That's me!!!
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#3 Unemployment
I have a few jokes about unemployed

people, but none of them work
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Gemma Lees 2 years ago

Come on, dole them out, we'd all bene^t.
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#4 Split Personality
"I have a split personality," said Tom,

being frank.
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Michelle Muirhead 2 years ago

Frank was was fed up with Tom’s smart comments.
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#5 Sinking Ship
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I

plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
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Withnail 2 years ago

While you're singing Ice Ice Baby?
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#6 How To Get Holy Water
How do you make holy water? You boil the

hell out of it
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HANS 2 years ago

Freeze it and then drill some holes.
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#7 Just A Fantasy
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in

an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a
Fanta sea
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Withnail 2 years ago

Is this the real life...?
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#8 Dyslexia
When life gives you melons, you're

dyslexic
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HANS 2 years ago

... or well endowed!
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#9 Glass Co!ns
Will glass co!ns be a success? Remains to

be seen
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Foxxy 2 years ago

Shudder, that would be mortifying.
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#10 A Balance Check
I lost my job at the bank on my very first

day. A woman asked me to check her
balance, so I pushed her over
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KittyPiano3 2 years ago

I guess they appreciate the gravity of the situation
(not)
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#11 Taking Things Literally
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs

because they always take things literally
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Rowlie 2 years ago

Stealing this one
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#12 Wind Farm
Two windmills are standing in a wind

farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind
of music?” The other says, “I’m a big
metal fan.”
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Rowlie 2 years ago

Listening to the Wind of Change
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#13 The Di"erence Between
What’s the di"erence between a hippo and

a zippo? One is really heavy and the other
is a little lighter
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Lucinda Overhoussen 2 years ago (edited)

In a few more years no smokers around to get this.
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#14 Day O"
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar

factory. All I did was take a day o"
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Laugh Fan 2 years ago

It wasn't a leap year?
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#15 All Right
Did you hear about the guy whose whole

left side was cut o"? He’s all right now
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Rowlie 2 years ago

Seems like not much was left of him
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#16 The Veteran
The man who survived pepper spray and

mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran
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Kim Bush 2 years ago

Kinda in bad taste
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#17 Elevator Farts
My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong

on so many levels
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Meop 2 years ago

Life has its ups and downs..
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#18 Quality Camouflage
I went to buy some camouflage trousers

yesterday but couldn't find any
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Xander K Occhipinti 2 years ago

hahaha
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#19 Karma Lessons
Hear about the new restaurant called

Karma? There’s no menu - you get what
you deserve
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AloofFox 2 years ago

I understand the joke, but can’t see the pun.
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#20 Losing Your Luggage
I tried to sue the airline for losing my

luggage. I lost my case
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It caused me a lot of baggage but I must carry on.
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#21 Maybe So, Maybe No
What do you call a bee that can’t make up

its mind? A maybe
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This got me buzzing!
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#22 A Kidney Bank
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it

does have a Liverpool
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We also genuinely have a place called
Cockermouth in Cumbria.
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#23 Loose Dogs
A police o!cer just knocked on my door

and told me my dogs are chasing people on
bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t
even own bikes
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Diane Bleyer 2 years ago

Good one
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#24 She's All Right
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other

hand she was completely fine
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HANS 2 years ago

No bones about it.
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#25 Solution To Everything
All chemists know that alcohol is always a

solution
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BusLady 2 years ago

But not good solution, for some. :-(
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#26 Wrong Lane
When everything is coming your way,

you're in the wrong lane
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BusLady 2 years ago

Or in the wrong country.
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#27 Night Stand
The furniture store keeps calling me to

come back. But all I wanted was one night
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I could table a meeting with the chair of their
sideboard.
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#28 Under Control
A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his

pupils
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Art Photography Animals Funny Travel Illu

FUNNY 2 YEARS AGO

80 Of The Funniest Puns

One can only imagine where the roots of puns are

Get 60GB at $20

GOMO by Singtel GO GOMO NOW

Loser-esque yet hilarious, unbearably foolish yet

Light travels faster than sound. That's

Add a comment... POST

Foxxy 2 years ago

View More Replies...

View more comments

I was wondering why the ball was getting

Add a comment... POST

María Hermida 2 years ago (edited)

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I have a few jokes about unemployed

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Gemma Lees 2 years ago

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"I have a split personality," said Tom,

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Michelle Muirhead 2 years ago

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I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I

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Withnail 2 years ago

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#6 How To Get Holy Water

How do you make holy water? You boil the

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HANS 2 years ago

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in

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Withnail 2 years ago

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When life gives you melons, you're

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HANS 2 years ago

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Will glass co!ns be a success? Remains to

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Foxxy 2 years ago

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#10 A Balance Check

I lost my job at the bank on my very first

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KittyPiano3 2 years ago

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#11 Taking Things Literally

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs

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