This CRAZY Valorant Streamer Will Give You Stomach Ache

[00:00 - 00:05] So, we have to kill my double? Man, shut up! Who just said that stupid shit? Shut the
fuck up!

[00:12 - 00:24] Damn, bruh, you... He wanna talk... Every, bro, every time the game end, you always
talkin', bruh. Every time the game end, you talkin', bro. In that Disney tender-wass voice, bro. Okay, two
people go A. Golly.

[00:25 - 00:38] See, look, bro, he keep talkin', too. Stop talkin'. Every time. Alright, man, like I said, I've
been playing this game for about three years now. So, I'm pretty much a pro at this game. So, if you
need any quests or anything, just tell me, okay?

[00:38 - 00:47] Damn, I've been playing for like a month. Oh, really? I've been playing for like a few
months now. Nobody cares! Shut up! Oh, dude, chill.

[00:49 - 01:02] I've only played this game for five days. Bro, we don't give a fuck, bro. Just play the game,
bruh. Damn, you keep sayin' that. Bro. Why y'all are so ass? Help me!

[01:03 - 01:15] Help! Hey, follow me, bro. I know all the tactics, alright? Okay? Bro, can y'all hear me?

[01:18 - 01:31] Hello! Can you hear me? Yes. Then say somethin', okay? Can you please? Alright, bro,
when I talk to you, can you please just say somethin' back?

[01:31 - 01:43] You know, it'll make my day way better. I just hate when people ignore me. You know?
Like, right in front of my face, bro. That shit is so annoying. Talk, man! Come on! We gotta communicate!
If you wanna win, communicate! We gotta work together, man!

[01:45 - 01:52] Goddamn! Talk! You have to talk! In this game, you have to speak! You have to speak to
an individual! In order to win this game!

[02:02 - 02:14] See? That's what I'm talkin' about! See? Look, we gotta talk! Let's talk! Talk! Talk! Yo,
talkie man! Talkie man! If you say you're a pro, then you should know how to play this game. Yo, film
boy!

[02:14 - 02:27] Bro, what the fuck is a film boy? Shut up! Who the fuck is he talkin' to, bro? Alright? Yo,
film boy! Shut up! Fuck off! Uh, okay. Yo. You're a pro.

[02:27 - 02:37] Yo, who it? Yo, bro! Who is that girl who keep talkin', bro? Like, for real, bro. Shut up.
Little ass girl. You're like six years old. You just got outta school right now. Got him. Beat!

[02:40 - 02:51] Player standing. Oh my! No, this guy! This guy sucks! He was in my last game. He's
terrible. Man, stop downin' your teammate, bro. Come on, bro. Oh, bro. Your ass!

[02:53 - 03:01] Bro, why you tellin' me he was ass? He was that she! No, I'm not gonna lie. What's next?
Who just said that? The fuck is that?
[03:07 - 03:19] I got the kill. I got the kill. Bro, I'm out the... Bro, I'm playin'. Fuck! Bro, why is my team so
ass? I have a five-year-old

[03:19 - 03:32] on my team! Damn! Fuck you, Speed! Why you not in daycare? Bro, take your ass to
daycare! Bro, why you five on both? Man, I'm out the daycare. Why you five on both? Come on, y'all.
Y'all got it. Come on, come on. Where the fuck?

[03:32 - 03:45] Bro, dressed up, baby? You... Bro, dressed up, baby? You so shit! Damn! I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. You're bottom leaderboard. You cannot be talking. Dressed up, baby? You are ass, dog!

[03:45 - 03:57] What the fuck was that? I just expected it, though. Trash ass. Bro, dressed up, baby? Bro,
did you just see how she just played that? She like... What the fuck is she doin'? Aim at the player's
shoe! What the fuck? Bro, what the fuck are you aiming at?

[03:59 - 04:10] Bro, I told some people to go up front, bro. Bro, I told some people to go up front, bro. I
told... I'm not listening! I'm not listening to me! Man! Get out of my way! Fuck. Bro, yo.

[04:11 - 04:24] A ChuckyManFrenchGuy, I'm about to get very mad, okay? Because we keep losing,
okay? Like, seriously, bro. Why you keep saying that every time? Bro, why does he talk like that?

[04:24 - 04:35] Bro, why does he talk like that? Come on, please! Yo, bro, Kazuo prick! What are you...
What kind of gun is... Why do you have that gun? Why do you have that gun, bro? See, this is what I'm
talking about!

[04:36 - 04:47] Like, why does he have this gun? Oh, hold on. Oh, let's go! Behind you, behind you,
behind you, behind you, behind you. Behind you.

[05:00 - 05:11] Damn! I said three people go up front, two people go in the back. I said three people go
up front, two people go in the back. I'm not motherfuckin' still in the building! Bro, what are you doing?
Bro, what are you doing? You dumbass! What are you shooting at? Did y'all see that?

[05:14 - 05:23] Bro, you can't go. Nah, nah, KO. Bro, you can't go. Nah, nah, KO. Bro, this guy's throwing
me off like he's shooting that bullshit! Like, bro, can you talk? Dumbass robot!

[05:25 - 05:38] Team, if we lose this match right here, I'm booting every single one of y'all, okay? I'm
going to, like, literally, bro. I'm going to boot every single one of y'all, okay? Alright?

[05:40 - 05:52] Alright? Alright, alright, alright. So win this one, okay? Alright, just for you, Steve. Just for
you, Steve. Thank you, bro. Thank you, chunky bro. Dumb chunky bro. Don't hold back, bro.

[05:52 - 06:02] I'm trying, just for you. Bro, how is- I got killed. Oh my god, bro, I'm about to kill you. Oh
my god. Fuck.

[06:03 - 06:16] Hey, stop cussing, bro. You're five years old, bro. Stop cussing, you're five. Alright. Stop
cussing, bro. Nice try, guys. That was not a nice try, bro. Everybody play like shit, bro.
[06:16 - 06:28] Cut the bullshit, okay? Please. Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Bottom Leaderboard. Oh, yo. Who is
that, bro? Is that ThumbBoy again? Is that you?

[06:29 - 06:42] No, it's just a baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Exactly, bro. Exactly, bro. I'm not five. What are
you, eight years old? Nine? Ten? Nope.

[06:42 - 06:52] If you're nine, you're underage, bro. You shouldn't be playing this game. Bro, what am I
ge- Fuck this. Damn. Okay, okay, okay. German efficiency.

[06:54 - 07:06] Just keep laughing as you use all my gear. Just keep laughing as you use all my gear. Can I
get this? Bro, this- So you had him like this whole time? You had him like this whole time?

[07:10 - 07:21] You had him like this whole time? Bro, you was just- Let me show you how the boss does
it. Oh, shut yo- Bro, Bro, yeah, I'm not gonna talk to this British guy, bro. Hell no.

[07:22 - 07:34] No ass! You're so ass! Get better! Please! Get better! Get better! Get better! Please!

[07:34 - 07:42] Don't tell me to get better. It's killing me! Get better! You might land it. You might land it.

[07:47 - 07:59] Fucking serious?! That's my bad, that's my bad. Nice try! Nice try! Nice try! Nice try!
Where am I missing? Nice try!

[08:00 - 08:12] Where are you shooting at? Don't start resting. There's still work to do. What the fuck?
Oh, move up! Out the way! Dumbass!

[08:12 - 08:23] I'm on your team! Fucking stupid! You want to play? Let's play. Yes. I'm out the game. I
ain't gonna lie, bro.

[08:24 - 08:36] You know what? I'm sorry, y'all, bro. I ain't gonna lie. I gotta leave this game, bro. Y'all
ass, bro. I'm sorry, bro. Bro, y'all not winning no game! Then win the game! I believe in you, Speed. I
believe in you. Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.

[08:37 - 08:46] Spike plant. Bro. Down. Valorant! Valorant! Valorant! Valorant! Valorant! Oh, my!

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[00:00 - 00:09] Thomas on God, I love you. Cap. So much cap. Right, it's messy. They got messy in Call of
Duty?
[00:13 - 00:23] That's when they got messy in Call of Duty. Dub I a Bishop the Hell King super chatted $2.
Love you speed. Can you say hi Adrian and Bishop?

[00:30 - 00:43] Sameh Ahmed super chatted $1.99. React to best Quran recitation. Can you say hi Adrian
and Bishop? Yo. Do y'all want a sleep stream?

[00:43 - 00:54] Yes or no? Do y'all want one? Yes or no, y'all? Yes or no? Y'all want one?

[00:59 - 01:05] Because I would give y'all a sleep stream if y'all really want one, bro. I'd do one right now,
bro. Mark my word, I'd do one right now.

[01:12 - 01:20] Alright, bet. Sleep stream, Dan. Say less. Bro, but it's not even bedtime though right now.
Like, I don't get it. It's not bedtime.

[01:27 - 01:38] Like, come on now, bruh. It's only like 3 or 4 o'clock right now. Or y'all want it later. Just
let me know.

[01:52 - 02:04] No, bro. Heck no. Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright. Okay, relax. I will. Okay, relax, bro.

[02:07 - 02:17] The boys are back in town. It's 2am for me, bro. Where you at? Yo, squad, squad, squad.

[02:20 - 02:21] Squad, can y'all hear me?

[02:30 - 02:36] Squad, can y'all hear me? Squad, can y'all hear me?

[02:43 - 02:45] Bro, why nobody can't hear me, bro?

[02:55 - 02:57] Yo, bro, why can't nobody hear me?

[03:06 - 03:09] Yo, can y'all hear me? Squad!

[03:23 - 03:34] Hello, hello, hello, hello. Can you hear me? Hello, hello, hello, hello. Can you fucking hear
me? Shut up, bro. Hello, fuckheads.

[03:36 - 03:46] Hey, bro, let's get this fucking dog Fuck you mean nah, let's get this dub

[03:48 - 04:00] Where we going come on team let's get this door lock in

[04:03 - 04:14] We lit L speed oh Yeah, you know what? I'm in this dream, bro. I can't I

[04:17 - 04:27] Give up Shut the fuck up and stop talking to me bro. You don't know what I'm going
through such a last stuff and stop talking to me bro, for real

[04:29 - 04:35] I'm not in the mood right now You alright, bud? You gonna be okay? Shut the fuck up Oh

[04:44 - 04:56] God I got a dad You talking about Lame as It's a little bitch tumble. Chuck man, bitch
man. They can keep your mic muted. Who the fuck is you talking to the fuck?

[05:00 - 05:04] Coming out of nowhere. Just talking shit, bro. You don't know what the fuck going on
[05:08 - 05:15] Look dot already talking shit. I

[05:23 - 05:30] Got cash I got cash Team where's y'all at bro?

[05:36 - 05:45] Team we got a All right, man, so like nobody not gonna talk say less I got y'all Nobody not
gonna say none

[05:50 - 06:00] Where's y'all hey? Damn, what the fuck is my teammate?

[06:08 - 06:20] Mike is that Hey, so, hi, bro I asked you to roll you

[06:31 - 06:38] Mike is that Like bro Mac is this Mike trans this mutual Mike, bro

[06:43 - 07:06] Let's get right why not why not why not why not why not why not why not why not

[07:08 - 07:20] Whoa, where's my teammate a You say you fuck. Yeah such a bitch ass up. Hurry up and
give me back bro trash ass team, bro

[07:22 - 07:26] How the fuck you that trash blame it everybody else

[07:26 - 07:40] Hey, give me back bro, right? Hey, yo, yo, you said hey, oh you says you won't give me
back

[07:51 - 08:02] Yo, yeah, I'm leaving bro, I'll be patient bro. What are you? I yeah, you bought a doll up
there. I mean push that push that push that push it

[08:04 - 08:16] The sugar shit oh Bro you ass wrong. I'm glad you can't block bro. You are terrible bro.
You can't block bro. You Bro

[08:23 - 08:35] Get a life for me you get a life cuz you trash you too. I got you. I got you. I got you you got
4,000 bucks Why the fuck not We deployed me dumbass. What is you doing? I didn't have

[08:35 - 08:44] Fuck out tell me to chill Because you Ash in the game you telling me the

[08:44 - 08:55] You're telling me to twill cuz you ask you tell the Diablo through KD, bro Well motherfuck
I got a a KD at Katie Oh I right

[08:55 - 09:04] Hilarious check your lame ass up, bro. Could you ask any game individual? Yeah? You're
just a shit individual bro. You're just shit at the game, bro

[09:04 - 09:15] You just lot of both you just lot of your teammates, bro. You complete liar, bro All you do
is laugh said you say yo, bro. I got you. I'm waiting to get redeployed you back

[09:15 - 09:23] Let's stop. I don't want to hear that if you can't give me back the belt like bro. Keep it
above No, bro. Just don't give people false. Hope like that. Oh
[09:23 - 09:36] Dude, you're hilarious, bro. Fuck you. Just leave just leave bro. I brought you know, no
matter I want to watch you get shit in the gulag No, no, I won't watch you get she don't all in the gulag.
I'm gonna stay matter of fact

[09:37 - 09:47] I'm 19 19 19 19. I want to watch you. I want to watch you get shit it on any gulag watch
this Give it up What

[09:54 - 09:59] Lsb all right said I'm out I'm out I'm out No, it's a I'm not about the OTA. I might have just
lead in bro

[10:06 - 10:10] I'm out. Peace. Oh, bro. Peace. Oh And I made this three. I can't say

[11:11 - 11:13] Guys guys guys guys

[11:24 - 11:35] Now we're sitting here spammy. Oh

[11:36 - 11:44] Yo, what's up? Oh Boat God I do

[11:45 - 11:59] Speed up to the emerald reach servers GTA

[11:59 - 12:10] Oh sir I'll get some make away from you. Exactly. He's annoying a shit Shut the fuck up

[12:11 - 12:23] My god, it is so slow Do you know me motherfucker? Guys annoying and bro, shut the
fuck up God damn it, suck the fuck up!

[12:23 - 12:35] Where we landing, my boy? We landing in your mom's ass. Is the enemy dropping into
the AO? Really? Yup. Is it a good loot? Suck the fuck up! Oh, there they do!

[12:38 - 12:49] Oh my god. Shut up. Get off the game. Shut up, Ronald! That's every single dollar out of
that. I wouldn't. I don't think it's a good investment.

[12:51 - 12:56] Alright, y'all. Let's get this dub, guys! Where we landing?

[13:04 - 13:05] Let's get the W!

[13:14 - 13:26] Hey, follow me! Follow me! Follow me! Everybody, follow me! That's crazy. The GOAT is
up in our squad. Yo, follow me!

[13:27 - 13:39] Where you going? Where you going, bro? Bro, shut up! No, bro! This is bro! Who on our
team will keep talking, bro? Shut up!

[13:42 - 13:54] You're annoying us. So annoying, bro. Shut up. Bro, what are you saying? Exactly, bro.
Shut up. Those kids are annoying.

[13:55 - 14:04] There's two kids running by. What the fuck? There's two kids running by. Alright, then
help me. Help me there! You keep saying help me! Man, I haven't even landed yet. You're crazy.

[14:08 - 14:15] Yo, you landed on the ball sack. There's nothing here.
[14:23 - 14:35] Yo, where am I getting shot at, bro? Help me, bro. He's coming up on the mountain. He's
pushing you. He's pushing you. He's under you. Help me! Can you shut up?

[14:35 - 14:47] This fucking stupid teammate Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You ass! Shut up! Shut up!

[14:48 - 15:00] Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Damn! Be quiet bro! What the fuck?

[15:00 - 15:12] What the fuck? Shut the fuck up! You ass! You die! Shut up! Hey! Hey!

[15:12 - 15:21] Damn! Be quiet bro! You just spamming bro!

[15:28 - 15:34] Let's go speed! Oh my god dude! You got a dog down knocking the line!

[15:40 - 15:43] Let's go speed! Let's go man! Yo! I just got bombed!

[15:53 - 16:03] What the fuck? What is that? What the fuck is that? Don't shoot him! Don't shoot him!
The fuck is that? You got this! You got this!

[16:06 - 16:16] The fuck? What is that? Help! He's pushing! Yeah I don't know what you're doing. Yo! Yo!

[16:17 - 16:27] What the fuck is that? Is that a nigger? Oh my god! Bro! That's crazy! We just lost bro!

[16:28 - 16:36] But my team sucks bro! Yeah for real. My team is shit man!

[16:40 - 16:47] How do I lead a game? I'm getting sold bro!

GLOCO Horror Scream Compilation 2022 (128kbps)

What the fuck is that? Dapat walang dyan dyan eh. Oh wow, it's actually open. Kanina wala yan.

Let me check the second floor.

Hello? You can run with the shift key. Why do we need to run? Oh, that's why. That's why. That's why.
Oh my god!

I died. Pupi na naman oh. Ang bilis nung gag. It's jammed? Then we go to... Putak ina mo ka Josiah. Gag.
Single taken gamer ulol.

I hate these. Stupid crawling... Fucking bitch! Something's behind me, bruh!

Something's fucking behind me! Oh! Ay! Puta! It's a jelous! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Nigero niya! Ha! Ha!

Yamit siya! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Yellow, green, red, red. Ah! Red! Putak! Ida mo! Ah!
Ah! Kisama ka! Ah! Putak ina mo! Oh! Toh! Ah! Putak ina mo ka! Who is it, guys? Puntan natin. What
the...

Oh shit! He's gonna scream!

I have SCP-19, oh! Check it out! It's a map. It's a map. It's a map. It's a map. Jesus, guys! It's...

I was hoping to ask you for your recommendation. Oh, well, personally... My favorite is the what? It's
the... I hate visitors. Ah! Fuck you!

Putang ina mo ka! Get the fuck out! Please. Please. Please. I don't know where to go! Ah! Ah! Ano yun?
Ano yun? Puta ka nang yan!

Escape me. Oh, Jesus Christ! Did you hear that? Oh. Ano? Ah! Hohoho! Wee! Ikaw, ah! Pag ikaw,
sinigawan mo ako ng... Iya! Damn it!

Naka mo, saka sapakin kita. 3, 2, 1. Ah, fuck. We got bamboozled. Naka, prank tayo. Paglabas natin,
mapaprank talaga tayo sa puwit. Sabi naba!

Puta, prank nga tayo. Gag! Ah! Iyap po! Iyap po! Puta ka nga! Nakagulat talaga yung Anomaly Fixing! Iy!
Whatever. Ah! Iyap!

Gago ka! Tangina mo, ah! Ah, shit. No, Madison. Don't do this. What do you pick? Wait, let me... Let me
give her a really nice... Ah! Hindi, puta! Kangayip ka!

Kaya natin sak-sakin si Homer right here, right now, you know? Just like what they were doing in the
bathroom. Just whack... Whack him with a fucking chair! Puta ka nga dito! Tangina mo! Ah! Fuck!

Holy shit! But I figure you can guess where this is going now. Ah! Iyap po! Iyap po! Iyap po! Where is
she? I need to know where she is first. So stupid.

Ah! Ta*****! O, kasar sa... Let me spam siya, man. Come on. Ay, puta! Iyap! Ah! No! Ah, all right. It's a...
Oh, jeez.

Threat. Iyong nga, don't look too far I can't see to the bottom Nobody could survive a drop from this
height Ay, di puta kang hype ka Fuck this guy

Oh no, I can hear him In the living room

Oh shit, di ko alam kung kitchen yan Ay, di puta kang hype ka It's a fucking thing

Oh, scunpicky

Ah, yabe Ay, cover me, dude Puta, kinasabi ko cover me Ah, I'm dead Maybe I should watch here

Let's give it like 10 seconds

Hehehehe Tagalip, puta, kinawala Hehehehe Here we go, moment of truth Ahhhh Oh my god, ikdipi siya
Are you here? Puta Ahhhh Fuck, bitch My neighbors are gonna kill me tomorrow Ah, yabana

Ah, yabana Please, please Ah, ah, ah I got it It's fucking chunky right there Fuck Ah, ah, ah I got it Ahhh

Ahhhh Holy shit, mommy Puta, paano kaya itun ah Ay, puta Awww Tang, itang ina Tundunan naman
tayo Kano yan

Now, you guys know Go back from whence you came Oh, hello Ah BANG

Eh, yaba Eh, yaba Baaa Baaaaa Baaaaaaaah Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Please don't Please don't Please
don't, bro

Bro Bro Bro Ayoyoyoy Tanginang iyan Go, go, go I wanna see the I wanna Ah!

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ We have an intruder We have a lighting anomaly Yabe! Yabe! Get the fuck out of
here, man He looks nice, though

Here This guy, he's welcome This giga chad He's welcome to our house Oh, shit, puta Nevermind Oh!

Putang inang Bilis mo, pre Putang inang mo, Marites Gago ka

Putang ina ka Ang gago Ang gago nung crouch Nasasabit ako Gago! Putang ina

Bigla na lang ako may narinig na That is fucked up Putang ina Seryoso ka ba? Putang ina Okay, fine Yabe!
Yes, you might be asking

Why is there fire? Yabe! Yabe! Yabe! Ha! Huh?! Eh!

Should we get out? Should we close it? What do we do, what do we do 指? Ayabe!

Yeah!!! Kaucking! O, same Oh! There you guys Ah, there you are The opong ka you going there? Ahhh!

Bigeless Fantastic Mukyem Oh, Noo. Nyaba ban STOP DOING IT! Don't fucking do it. Get the fuck out.

Tangina, come on!

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