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“Yes,” he replies. “And given that first rate work deserves an ‘A,’ I deserve an ‘A’ for this paper.”
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“Beats me. Why do you always insist on giving moral advice to everyone?”
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“The real question is, why do you always ignore moral advice?” she asks.
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“Well, the way I see it,” Brad says, “there’s really nothing wrong with plagiarism. After all, students who
plagiarize their work usually get better grades.
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Anyway, I’m just following in the footsteps of most U.S. Presidents. They have speech writers who write
most of their speeches. Why shouldn’t I get someone to write my papers?”
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Step 8 of 16
“Okay, how about this?” he asks. “Either I get someone to write this paper for me, or I’ll get an ‘F’ in the
class. I can’t afford to get an ‘F’; thus, I get someone to write the paper for me.”
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“I doubt many students would think badly of me,” he says. “Practically everyone plagiarizes their work
nowadays, and if they do it, so can I.”
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“It’s not true that all students plagiarize their work,” Carly replies. “In fact, I am quite certain that none
of them do. I certainly don’t, and most of the students I know don’t.”
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Fallacy of Composition.
“Well, every word of your paper appears in the dictionary, so it’s clear that you plagiarized it from the
dictionary.”
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Fallacy of Equivocation
“But this paper is original work,” Brad insists, as they enter the social sciences building. “My girlfriend
has never written a paper like this before, and she didn’t copy it from anyone.”
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Fallacy of Amphiboly.
“Yes, I have attached a copy of the pledge document to the paper, and I signed it ‘Professor Judy
Halvorson,’ just as the rule says.”
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Fallacy of Division.
“You’re wrong about that,” Brad counters. “Consider this. I’m a member of the senior class, and the
senior class graduates in May. That means I’ll graduate in May.”
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“Uh oh.” Brad looks concerned again. “That had slipped my mind. But you won’t rat on me, will you?
Please, please don’t. All my life I have struggled with my sense of self-esteem, and if I get and ‘F’ on this
paper, I will feel absolutely crushed.”
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Carly smiles grimly back. “On whether you hand in the paper your girlfriend wrote.”