RanPoe oneshots!!

Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/36193822.

Rating: Not Rated

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category: M/M, Multi
Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
Relationship: Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa
Ranpo/Oguri Mushitarou/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Character: Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray
Dogs), Karl (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Additional Tags: oneshots, They are gay, I kin poe, mental illness isnt it, Established
Relationship
Language: English
Stats: Published: 2022-01-04 Updated: 2022-04-13 Words: 8,144 Chapters:
7/?

RanPoe oneshots!!
by hyperfixation_moment

Summary

Ranpoe oneshots
+Occasionally Mushitaro too
 Romeo and Juliet
Chapter Summary

headcanon me and my ranpo kinnie friend made :)

Poe walked around the seemingly empty room of the guilds new "base." He was expecting a
message from Ranpo. They where planning on meeting up to talk about Poe's new novel. Right
now Ranpo was on a job a while away. What he wasn't expecting was for Ranpo to call him. He
jumped at the sound of his ring tone. No one ever called him so he picked up, not bothering to look
at who was calling. "H-hello?" He stummbled out. "Poe! I'm happy to hear you! I can't exactly text
right now so I though calling you would be okay! Is it?" "O-oh um yeah it's fine don't worry."
"Okay good! Hehe, anyways! I'm walking because no one came with me to help me with the train,
that's why I called."

"oh? Do you need me to come walk with you?" "Oh Poe you're too sweet, sure! I'm not to far from
where your at, I was thinking we could go to the park and talk about your new novel if you don't
mind." "No I don't mind, I'll wait outside for you okay?" "Alright! Bring karl I want to see him."
Ranpo said before hanging up. Poe chuckled. He thought I'd go anywhere without him. Poe
thought to himself, calling to karl as he walked out of the building. He stood next to a stop sign as
he kept an eye out for ranpo. Karl was also keeping an eye out. Once Ranpo was in his line of sight
Karl squeaked letting Poe know he could see him coming from the opposite direction.

He turned around and waved to the shorter man. The detective quickened his pace, waving back.
Once Ranpo was close enough karl got off Poe's shoulders and ran over to him happily. This
caused both men to smile, as karl jumped onto Ranpos shoulder. They smiled at each other, Ranpo
grabbing the taller mans hand, planting a kiss on the top of his hand. Causing him to blush and look
away from the smaller man. Ranpo chuckled softly and intertwined their fingers and started
walking to the park. They talked about how their days where, Ranpo going on a rant about the
case, Poe listening closely.

Once they got to he park, Ranpo collapsed onto one of the benches, legs exhausted from his long
walk. Poe quietly sat next to him. Patting karls head, then Ranpos. The smiled, leaning into his
boyfriends hand as he ruffled his hair. Poe loved moments like this, they remind him of all the
romance novels he read in highschool. They began talking about his novel, Poe not wanting to
reveal to much because he wants Ranpo to read it once its done, and also try and crack it. Even
when they started dating Poe hasn't stopped trying to stump Ranpo with his novels. He didn't mind
though, it was something they bond over. They started talking about some background
relationships of some of the characters. "So their like a gay Romeo and Juliet?" Ranpo asked with a
joking tone. He does this thing where he refuses to read books that are popular in america, so that
includes Romeo and Juliet. It almost always pisses Poe off. "Oh my god no. Juliet was 13 and
Romeo was around 17!" Ranpo shrugged. "Plus these two don't die. Unlike Romeo and Juliet." Poe
went on and on about the play.

Ranpo chuckled at his boyfriend, eventually getting tired of his rambling around the European
play. So he decided to kiss him to shut him up. He sits up, leaning forward and pressing his lips
against the other mans. This causes the author to turn bright red and cover his face with his hands
once the other pulled away. Ranpo laughed at him, finding it adorable how red he gets when he
shows affection to him in public. "W-why'd you do that ranpo?" He asked, obviously flustered.
"You wouldn't stop talking about Romeo and Juliet and it was getting boring. I decided that would
be the best way to shut you up." He answered honestly. Once Poe calmed down, he looked up at
the sky. "It's going to get dark soon." He says, noticing the blues and purples in the sky, them
taking over the sky. Leaving the pinks and yellows to run away to make way for the beatuyfl night.
"Yeah it got dark while you where ranting about the play." Ranpo says softly. "Oh my god," He
chuckled. "Stop bringing that up, you won't even read it." "No I won't! I refuse to read books that
are popular in the states." Ranpo says, laughing softly after the words leave his lips. "I know dear."
Poe says, joining his lovers laughter.
 Sweet and Sour
Chapter Summary

Ranpo loves sweets, of any kind. Poe likes sour candy.

A short story of Ranpo trying sour american candy.

Ranpo walks into Poes place. He knows that Poe doesn't really care, especially since he gave him a
key. Poes place was basically his too anyways. "Poe I'm back!" He yelled out to Poe who was in
the other room. "I bought some snacks from this candy store that had some from all over the
world! Come see!" He says setting his bags down on the table. Poe quickly went to the other room
where Ranpo was, wanting so see what on earth he bought. Karl following beside him. "Edger!"
Ranpo says happily, causing the other man to smile at his lover. "Ranpo I must know, what did
you get?" Ranpo points to the bag on the table. "Why don't you look for yourself?" Poe went over
to it, looking threw the snacks and candy Ranpo had bought. He couldn't help but chuckle seeing
some american sour candies. "Now what's so funny Edger?"

"I didn't take you as someone who liked sour candy." He responded, a smile pulling at the corner
of his lips. "I don't usually. I just thought I'd try these. Plus you like sour candy don't you, Poe?"
"Yes?" He responded, a little confused at what the detective was saying. "Good! Then if they aren't
my kind take them!" It wasn't often Ranpo let other people take his snacks. However Poe was an
exception. Letting him steal a bite or two. Despite that, it always made him flustered. "Poe you're
pink." "Ah apologies." Ranpo huffed at his apology. "You don't need to apologize." "Ah sorry."
Ranpo put a finger to his lovers lips. "Stop it." He warned jokingly. Poe only went more pink, that
made Ranpo laugh. "Anyways, back with the candy. I was told these are pretty sour is that true
Poe?" He asks, holding up a warhead. "Ah yes. They are rather sour and bitter." Poe says, still a bit
pink.

Ranpo smiled as he put the candy in his mouth, Poe watching in surprise as his face twisted with
the bitterness of the candy. Making the face little kids make when their parents give them lemons
for the first time. Poe held in a laugh as Ranpo ran to the trash, spitting the candy out. "Oh my god!
That was horrible." He said, sticking his tongue out. "Bleh!" Poe couldn't it in anymore and he
started laughing. "I told you it was bitter!" He choked out, still laughing. "I don't mind bitter
candy! That was just way to sour! It was disgusting! Stop laughing!" He yelled quietly at his
boyfriend. Once Poe stopped laughing he put his hands up as if he was under arrest. "Okay okay."
That caused Ranpo to laugh.

Karl was being a trash panda and digging threw the bag on the table with his little racoon hands.
"Oh yeah, I got him some cat treats. I hope thats okay." Ranpo says, picking the racoon up and
putting him on his head. "Yes they should be fine for him." Poe says standing up. "But just don't
give them no him a lot. They are meant for cats, not racoons. Try giving him eggs, he loves them
and they are good for him." Ranpo nods. "I'll take a few with me to the agency for the presidents
cats." "Fukuzawa has cats?" Ranpo nods, putting a few snacks in the kitchen, Poe let him. When he
came back he pointed at the warheads on the table. "What will you do with those Ranpo?" He
thought about it for a few minutes. "What if I gave them to dazai?" "That would be mean... Do it."
Poe encouraged. Ranpo smiled evilly and nodded. "Okay!" The couple laughed together.
 Poe's Mansion
Chapter Summary

Poe owns a mansion, ranpo decided to explore it.

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Ranpo had been to Poe's a few times. He didn't come over often though.a Poe did live in a mansion
after all. Despite that, every time he did come over was unannounced to Poe. He simply found the
spare key and let himself inside. So now that Poe has picked up it he's started hiding the key all
over the place for ranpo to find. He's found it every time so far. Poe's thinking of just giving him
the key.

This was one of the very rare times that Ranpo told Poe he'd be coming over. So Poe sat, waiting
for ranpo in one of the living rooms on the main floor. Ranpo didn't tell him when he'd be coming
over, he was just told that he'd be coming over today. So as normal, in the early morning he hid the
key in a new area, assuming that's what he'll do. That was correct. He jumped when he felt arms
wrap around his body. "Hii!" The detective said with a smirk. Poe put his hand over his heart, just
having been scared shitless by his boyfriend.
The detective chuckled, letting go of him.

"I'm here to see you, explore, and most likely raid your fridge." Ranpo said truthfully. Poe
chuckled softly.

"Alright. I've never really shown you around so I can if you'd like." The detective nodded, wanting
to spend time with this boyfriend while exploring his house.

The mansion has three floors, most of the rooms are guest rooms because he didn't know what to
do with all the extra space. They started off on the first floor. Ranpo leading the way and Poe just
telling him what the stuff is. There wasn't a lot on the first floor so they made their way up. The
second floor having a music room, art room and tech room. Ranpo wasn't very surprised, except
when Poe told him he knew how to play the piano. Of course ranpo made him play a song for him.

Watching his movements, how his hands moved around the keys, how focused he looks while
playing. He smiled softly at him. Once Poe had finished, ranpo almost immediately praised and
completed him, despite not at all having focused on the music, just on his lover.

Poe blushed with embarrassment, as well as being flustered, liking the praise. Ranpo dragged him
around the rest of the place eventually making Poe show him his bedroom. It was a room on the
second floor. It wasn't very big, at least compared to most of the other rooms in the house. When he
was asked about it he just responded with he wouldn't know what to do with all the extra space.

Ranpo looked around the room with permission of course. Not that Poe had anything to hide. The
room had a rather gothic theme in it, the walls and ceiling being painted a dark green with a few
wall decorations with gold detaining. There was a desk underneath the unopen window. The desk
being cluttered with papers, some of writing, some of art.
"I didn't know you draw Poe." He said, holding up a drawing of himself. The author blushed.

"I guess you could say it's a hobby, though I do not do it often." He said, watching ranpo fold up
the paper and put it in his pocket carefully.

He looked around the room before face planting into the surprising large bed. Laughing as Karl
jumped on top of him. Pulling him into a big hug. The racoon squeaking in response. Poe watched,
laying on the bed next to Ranpo.

"Why is it so big?" Ranpo asked, turning over and putting the racoon in the air with his hands.

"Wasn't my idea," He shrugged. "Most of this was Francis fitzgeralds idea if I'm being honest."
Watching as Karl gave him a look of 'help.'

"I don't think he likes that." The author says, not wanting his lover to get bit by his beloved pet.

The other rolled his eyes, pulling the trash panda back into his arms, cuddling the animal. Poe
quietly took out his phone and took a picture. Hoping ranpo didn't notice. The detective turning his
head to him. He muttered 'shit' under his breath.

"Did you think I wouldn't notice?" He asked, looking at the author who began to blush with
embarrassment.

"I was hoping you wouldn't." He said quietly.

"Show me the picture." He said with a smirk.

The smirk catching Poe off guard as he hands the shorter man his phone, not really caring if he
looked threw it or not. He did, finding his camera role full of pictures of himself, and Karl. He
handed the man his phone back, not finding anything dirty or anything. Not that he really expected
to find anything like that.
Poe set the picture as his background, and also to a group chat with the ada and more.

Ranpo looked at his boyfriend, letting go of the animal in his arms and jumping into him. Poe
blushing madly, when they first started dating he quickly learned that sometimes ranpo would just
randomly want to be held, despite Poe being the clingy one of the pare. Despite knowing that it
always made him blush when he'd randomly jump onto him.

He ignored it for now, pulling his lover into a hug so they could cuddle. Karl jumped up and curled
up on top of the two. Making both of them laugh. After a while of cuddling ranpo got up, deciding
now was the time to raid Poe's fridge.

Poe watched as his boyfriend left the room to find the kitchen, he soon got up to follow him.
Making sure he wouldn't get lost as he didn't yet have the place memorized. He found him in the
kitchen, looking around for something he could eat. Poe stood behind him, opening one of the
higher shelves and handing ranpo a bag of some of his favorite chips. Watching as ranpos eyes lit
up, taking the bag happily. Poe decided he wanted some tea so he started making some. Ranpo sat
on the counter happily eating the bag of chips, Poe didn't really care as he was used to it.

"Do you work tomorrow?" Poe asked.

"Nope! The president wants me to take a break as I've had quite a few cases this week and he
doesn't want me getting overworked. I don't know why though." He says with a shrug. "Why do
you want me to stay the night?"
 "Mhm." He nods, holding the cup of freshly made tea in his hands.

"Damn horny." Ranpo jokes, causing Poe to spit out his tea and turn bright red.

"That was not at all my intention!" He said, standing up straight, wiping the tea off his chin.
Ranpo just laughed, knowing that would be his reaction.

"Damnit. Now's there's tea all over my shirt." He complained, hating the feeling of wet clothes,
especially when it's warm.

Ranpo jumped off the counter. "It's late you can change anyway." He says, grabbing his hand and
walking back to Poe's room.

Ranpo flops onto Poe's bed, messing with the buttons on his TV remote while Poe changed. Poe
came out in some PJs, nothing to special, just a t-shirt and pj pants. He was holding another pare in
his arms.

"I'm assuming you don't have any change of clothes with you. I refuse to let you into my bed with
jeans on." Poe says, throwing the clothes at the smaller man.

"Edger you are way taller then me." He says looking at the clothes.

"The shirt will be a little big on you, and so will the pants. If it bothers you I can get some other."
Poe says before getting cut off.

"No I'm going to wear them leave me alone." Ranpo said, cutting off Poe, quickly changing into
the clothes. Poe looking away from him while he did.

They put on movie and cuddled. Slowly falling asleep in each other's arms.

Chapter End Notes

Sorry this was kind of all over the place, I don't feel like changing it.
On another note, the ranpo kinnie friend I've mentioned b4 is no longer friend, we
homos now ♪┌|∵|┘♪
LMFAO NVM WE SINGLE NOW
 Karl is a esa
Chapter Summary

(esa stands for emotional support animal btw)

Tw for panic attacks and mentions of suicide

This obviously isn't Canon, it's just something I'm writing at three am.

Karl and Ranpo help Poe

Poe is terrified of crowds. He hates being in busy places. He also hates being up high. He has a fear
of heights. Mix both and you get Poe's personal hell. Which so happens to be where they are.
Ranpo made Poe come with him to help with a case. Well more to help him get back to the agency.

This case was unsure if this was murder or suicide. As the victim had been being harassed by their
abusive ex. The police where stumped so they had no choice but to call the detective. Poe stood as
far away from the edge as he could. Also trying his best to stay away from the crowd that had
formed on the other side of the building.

He was trying to help Ranpo as best as he could while he was fucking with the police before using
his ability. He admired when ranpo did this but now really was not the time. They where working
on getting the crowd off, which wasn't working very well. Poe was standing a little ways away
from Ranpo, not wanting to disturb him. He could hear some people from the crowd trying to talk
to him. Some little kids where trying to get the attention of Karl.

Karl poked Poe's cheek with his nose, trying to get him to move away from the crowd. He moved
closer to the detective, ignoring people yelling. He was nervous as, the crowd was away from the
height, but the crowd basically had the same affect on him and the heights. He felt like he had been
put in his own personal hell for whatever reason. He felt Karl poke him again, trying to get him to
move closer to the detective. He did that, getting more nervous.

He got close enough to the detective for Karl to poke his cheek as well. Ranpo swatting the racoon
away, too focused on the case. Poe could feel himself get more and more nervous. Poe has really
bad anxiety that can affect his physical health if it gets bad enough. Which is why he has Karl, so
he can know when it's getting really bad. Karl was trying to let Ranpo know the situation with his
owner.

Karl poked him again, only to be swatted away once again. This frustrated the racoon, knowing his
owner is on the verge of a panic attack. Poe pulled the racoon into his arms, wanting him to stop
bothering the detective and also to try and calm himself down with the feeling of his fur. Poe was
very unaware Karl was trying to alert both himself and Ranpo. As his mind being foggy.

Karl grabbed his owners finger with this paws trying to alert him again. Poe understood now. His
hands going numb as a sigh of a panic attack. He let Karl go and he went to alert ranpo, ranpo had
already used his ability, he was just explaining what had happened to the officer. Who was actually
the one to notice Karl pulling at his pant leg.
"Hey there's, your buddies racoon is pulling on your leg." The officer said, finding it unusual.

This caught Ranpos attention. Kneeling down at the animal. "Is everything okay?" The officer
asked as Karl ran towards Poe, who was shaking. Ranpo looked at the officer then back at Poe.

"I'm afraid we'll have to finish this later." Ranpo says, knowing exactly what's happening.

"Wait why? This is very important." The officer asked, as if he was trying to intimate the detective
into staying in the conversation.

"I'm afraid my 'buddies' racoon is alerting me." He said, leaving the officer to figure out what he
meant while quickly going to Poe.

Poe was kneeling, his head in one hand, the other resting on the floor so he doesn't fall over. Karl
was desperately trying to get his attention.

"Edger," Ranpo said, putting his hand on his shoulder. "What happened? Can you tell me?"

The author shook his head. "I need to get down from here." He said shakily. "Or I'll faint. I swear
to God I'm going to faint." The panic raising in his voice.

This caused Ranpo to worry, it wasn't unusual for him to faint under these kind of circumstances.
But here and now would be difficult.

"Hey what's going on." The officer from before asked, putting a hand on ranpos shoulder to get his
attention.

"Panic attack." Ranpo said calmly. "Please, let me deal with this."

Ranpo helped Poe get up, quickly moving him threw the crowd and down to the bottom of the
building. They sat down in a stairwell, Poe still having a panic attack. It would take a few minutes
for it to go away, probably even longer for the symptoms. Ranpo let's Poe hold onto him,
mumbling things about feeling unwell. Ranpo pulled out his phone, letting kunikida know about
the situation.

He suddenly felt Poe go limp against him. He had fainted. Ranpo sighed, he had a feeling this was
going to happen, he was lucky he actually payed attention to Karl. He texted kunikida an update on
what just happened.

Poe awoke a little while later, in the agencys medical area. Karl on his lap, ranpo no where to be
seen. He felt dizzy. Yosano was in the room with him.

"Your awake." She saying, looking at him. He felt nervous just being there. "I told Ranpo it was a
bad idea to take you there with those conditions of yours." She said with a sigh.

"Before you ask, he's at the police station dealing with the case you two where working on. I sent
Atsushi with him this time."

Poe nods, leaning his head back against the pillow. Reaching out and petting Karl's face.

"You've got a good guy there." She says. "I don't know how on earth you got to make a racoon
your basically service animal. But I have to say I'm impressed."

"Anything's possible if your rich enough." He says, voice weak. "Speaking of is there any way I
should repay you for anything?"
"No don't worry about it." She said calmly, she wasn't going to make him pay for letting him lay
down passed out.

He soon got out of there, making his way back to his place, texting ranpo to let him know that he
was going home and that he was safe. Once he got back, he took a shower, changed into some
comfortable clothes and layed down. Not much longer then an hour later Ranpo walked threw the
bedroom door.

He turned his head to look at the man who just walked in. "Hello dear." He said softly, waving at
him. "Hello Edgar." The detective said with a smile.

"Sorry I couldn't stay longer, I needed to do the interrogation and he didn't crack after an hour
under the police so I had to be called down." Ranpo said, pulling of his jacket and shoes, laying on
the bed next to him

"It's fine, Yosano was there when I woke." Poe said, putting his hand against his lovers cheek.
Ranpo chuckled.

"Yosano went off on me for that. Saying I should have listened to her and just brought someone
else. I'm sorry for what happened love." Ranpo said softly, leaning into his lovers hand.

"It's fine, though I feel like Karl's going to hold a grudge about that." Poe said with a laugh. "I'm
assuming your going to stay the night so it doesn't happen again."

"Yup! Orders from Dr Yosano." He said rolling his eyes. Causing Poe to laugh.

"Okay okay, shoo, you aren't going to sleep with me wearing that." Poe orders. Ranpo does as he is
told, having it as an exuse to wear his boyfriends clothes.

Once ranpo changed and came back they cuddled and watched movies until they fell asleep. The
next morning Poe was right, Karl was holding a grudge against Ranpo for not listening to his alerts.
Refusing to let him pet him. Both of them found it hilarious.
 Happy b-day poe
Chapter Summary

Poe's birthday!

Smut warning!!

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Today is Poe's birthday. Ranpo wanted to do something special, despite knowing that Poe didn't
really like his birthday. He was the kind of person to say 'another year closer to death'
unsurprisingly.

Ranpo woke up Poe by sitting on him. Poe, who wasn't expecting ranpo to even be in his house this
early was very surprised when he woke. Pushing him off then realizing who it was and catching
him before he fell.

"Are you okay??" Poe said, fear rising in him that he had hurt the detective. Who only tilted his
head, not understanding him. He realized he was speaking English and switched, asking the
question again.

"I'm fine. Are you awake now?" Ranpo asked, looking down at the man he was still sitting on top
of. Poe just nodded, rubbing his eyes. "Good. It's your birthday, I'm taking you out today."

Poe just looked at him, his face quickly heating up when the words hit him. "Y-you remembered?"
"Of course I remembered. What kind of great detective would I be if I can't remember my
boyfriend's birthday?" Ranpo said bluntly, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

This caused Poe to turn bright red, turning his head away from the detective to hide the fact he
looked like a tomato. Ranpo pouted, poking his cheek. "Look at me." When Poe didn't move he
grabbed his chin, forcing him to look at him. Poe knew ranpo didn't mean it in a sexual way but on
boy did his brain take it that way, causing his face to grow hotter. It didn't take long for ranpo to
understand.

"Stop being horny." He said, softly hitting the top of his head with his free hand, letting go of his
chin. Poe sighed, putting his head on the shorter ones shoulder, hugging him, pulling him close.
"What did I just say." The detective said, hugging him back. They stayed like that for a few
minutes until ranpo decided it was an uncomfortable position and got up. Poe let out a whine as his
heat source had moved and his room was cold.

"Stop being a big ol baby and get up." Ranpo said, gently tossing Karl at his tired boyfriend. Karl
let out a scream, forcing Poe more awake. "Out of any of the over 200 sounds you can make you
choose that one?" Poe said, slightly annoyed at the loud noise.

Ranpo just stood there, waiting for him to get up. Poe got in the hint a stood up. Slouching over
ranpo. "You're gonna mess up your back if you continue standing like that." Ranpo said with a
frown. The author just shook his head and walked over to his closet to change. Poe was a night
shower person, probably because sleeping with his hair wet makes it fluffy, plus it's long and
Yokohama can get pretty cold this time of year.

Ranpo just waited for Poe to get finished, playing with Karl while he waits. Poe eventually came
out dressed in his usual attire. Ranpo quickly grabbed his hand and dragged him to the kitchen to
eat. Once they finished eating ranpo took him outside, trying to find the place they where going to
go first, but ended up getting lost. Not wanting Poe to know the places he asked dazai, who just
asked why he didn't ask Poe to help if he was with him. This frustrated the detective who just used
his "ability" to find it instead.

The place was a book store. It was seemingly empty so Poe didn't mind. The two looked around
the place, mainly the mystery section, sometimes the horror section. They eventually got some
books after being in the store for around an hour. The check out person noticing a book they've
read, saying something about "don't trust the little sis" or something like that. This upset ranpo a
little bit. Mumblings things under his breath like "I'm the only one who gets to spoil books for
Poe."

While Poe didn't hear it, Karl did, giving the check out person the disappointed raccoon eyes. They
left the store after checking out, they went to a few other places before they went to the agency,
originally mean to go to the cafe near it but got dragged inside by Atsushi. Atsushi felt bad for
bothering them but dazai asked from him to get Ranpo, appently needing his help with something.

While Ranpo was talking with dazai, Poe waited patiently for him to come back. Karl got off and
ran around the place, desperate to stretch after sitting on the couples shoulders for the past few
hours. Atsushi convinced Poe it was fine, even playing with the raccoon. That was the day that
atsushi learned that raccoons have sharp nails. Getting covered in scratches from the animal. Dazai
would make inappropriate comments about those later.

After a few minutes ranpo came back, quickly dragging Poe out of the building, Karl following
behind. Dazai just wanted his help with a video game, which Ranpo didn't understand why he had
to ask him. Especially since he had told dazai he was spending the day with his boyfriend. Poe took
quick notice of this and gave him a hug. They walked to the cafe and Poe was, least to say suprised
seeing Lucy there.

The two started talking, this was the most talkivtive he's seen Poe to anyone besides himself and
Karl. Ranpo just watched his boyfriend ramble on about the guild and other stuff he didn't really
understand. Probably american things. He leaned his head on Poe's shoulder, causing the author to
blush. Lucy noticed and made joking gag sounds before walking away to get their drinks.

They stayed at the cafe untill it was time for dinner. They didn't go anywhere fancy, neither of
them being dressed if it where. They just went to Poe's favorite place in the city before heading
home. It was a long day for the both of them. So once they got back to Poe's they decided to
shower, and cuddle.

-warning the wholesome shit ends here. This will be smut-

The two decided to shower together, not that they needed to or anything. Just for the fun of it. The
shower was big enough for them anyways, it wasn't the first time. Once in the shower they decided
to have a hot one, both of them just having been outside in Yokohama, mid January.

Ranpo poked at Poes side. "Your so skinny." He said in a teasing way. "Don't body shame me."
Poe responsed sarcastically. Ranpos apology was running his hands up and down the Americans
body.
Putting his hands on all the sensitive parts of his back. Causing the once funny moment to hurt
heated. Poe let out whines and squirmed around. "Stop you might slip." Ranpo warned, pulling his
hands away. Poe didn't want the moment to end, but he didn't say anything.

Ranpo, after a few seconds finally started doing it again. Poe felt like he was melting under the
touch of his lover. Poe started getting hard, he waited for the other to notice, and notice did he. He
wrapped his arms around the others body to the front of him. Running his hands down his body
until he reached his hips.

"May I?" Ranpo asked, needing consent before continuing. Poe just nodded his head, leaning into
the shorters touch.

Ranpo nodded, moving only one of his hands lower. Touching the others mostly hard cock. Poe
inhaled sharpy at the sudden touch. Ranpo wasted no time, moving his hand up and down the
shaft. Starting slowly, wanting him to be fully hard before going to quickly. The taller one was
softly moaning, begging him to go faster. So he did. Moving his hand faster, Poe wasn't super long
of thick, he was average, at least to American standards.

Ranpo having no trouble, his cock being wet from the running water above them. Poe threw his
head back, moaning louder as ranpo moved quickly. Running his hand over the head often,
throwing Poe overboard. "I-im.." Poe stuttered, warning ranpo of his close release. "Oh so soon?"
The other teased, his movements becoming slower, but rough. Closing his hand tighter, pulling it
more roughly. This was what did it for Poe, he moaned loudly as he reached his climax.

There wasn't much to clean up since they where in the shower so, they washed their hair and got
out. Quickly kicking to raccoon out of the room and locking the door. Meeting each other on the
bed, kissing deeply. The kiss quickly turning heated, tongues exploring each other's mouths.
Breaking the kiss, ranpo moved down to kiss at the authors neck, leaving bite marks and hickeys
all along his neck, somewhat wanting people to see them.

Poe could feel his erection starting up again as the detective started kissing down his body,
continuing to leave bites and hickeys. Moving his hands up to Poe's chest, teasing the others
nipples. Poe moaning at the feeling.

"Sensitive are we?" Ranpo teased. Pinching one between his fingers. Poe moaning in response.

Ranpo was already hard, he has been since the shower. He couldn't wait any longer and got up.
Going to the bedside table to grab lube and a condoms. Once he was back he put the condoms on
the bed, applying some lube to his fingers. Looking up at Poe before doing anything. Poe nodded,
urging him to continue.

Ranpo did, sticking a finger into the author, quickly adding a second when he has little reaction. He
prepped poe, eventually pulling his fingers out when he felt he was ready. Poe whined as the loss,
despite knowing it wouldn't be gone for long. Watching as the detective opened a condom,
checking for any holds before putting it on. They had to start checking because Karl learned how
to open drawers.

Poe waited, lust in his eyes as he watched. "You ready?" Ranpo asked, getting into position. "Y-
yeah." The taller responded. The other nodded and pushed in. He moaned, not needing time to
adjust, the detective started off slowly, quickly picking up the pace when the author begged for
him to move faster. He couldn't resist when Poe begged in bed. He loved it.

Poe was a moaning mess, telling ranpo how good he felt. Giving him praise when he wasn't
moaning. "H-harder! Pleasee~" The author said between moans. Ranpo began moving harder,
eventually ramming into the other man. Both of them moaning each other's names. Poe's nails dug
into the sheets when ranpo found the spot. Shakily moving his arms up to pull the shorter man
down so he'd continue hitting that bunch of nerves.

Digging his nails into the detectives shoulders. It hurt but the detective was to focused on pleasing
the author and himself to care. He continued railing him until Poe's phone went off. They both
paused at the sound, Poe reached over, wondering who on earth was calling him since the only
person who really did was literally inside him. .

"I-its Mushitarō." He said nervously. Looking up at the other for help. "Pick it up." The other said
bluntly. "But ranpo." He said, eyeing what was happening down below. "I said pick it up. I wanna
hear what he has to say." He said, somewhat amused. The tone in his voice sent a shiver down
Poe's spine. So he picked up..

"H-hello?" Poe asked, trying to not give what they where doing away..

"Hello Poe, I heard it's your birthday so I thought I'd call and tell you happy birthday." The other
said, almost as bluntly as ranpo. Who started slowly moving his hips. Causing Poe to inhale
deeply. "Are you okay?".

"I-im fine! I-im kind of busy right now and-" he was cut off by ranpo picking up the pace. He
covered his mouth to muff any moans that came out. "Are you sure your okay?" Mushitarō
questioned. Not yet picking up on the sounds coming from the other end of the phone .

"I-im sure! I've got to go, I'll call you b-back!" Poe said, quickly hanging up and set his phone back
down before turning his attention to the other man..

"Why?" He asked. He wasn't upset, he was just really embarrassed. "I thought it'd be fun~" ranpo
said truthfully. "You got a birthday call while getting a gift." He said, a smirk pulling at the
corners..

Poe turned bright red. Did ranpo like the idea of getting caught? He had no time to think before
ranpo quickened to the pace he was at before the call. He pulled ranpo back down, his mind only
being drawn to him wanting to hit that spot again. .

Poe moaned loudly when he did. Digging his nails into the others skin, dragging them down when
he moved. They both where already close to climax. Poe started telling him over and over again
between moans. Ranpo leaned down using one his arms to hold himself up while using the other to
jack off Poe.

This threw Poe off guard as he finished. Not long after did ranpo finish as well. Ranpo pulled out
and layed down next to Poe. His legs cramping from all the walking they did today and having just
given his boyfriend the best birthday present.

After a few minutes, when they both eventually came down from the high, ranpo started cleaning
up. Throwing away the used condom and cleaning up an obviously exhausted Poe. Getting himself
dressed and helping Poe get as well. Letting Karl back in the room while he went to fetch water
and snacks.

-smut ends here-

Ranpo came back to Poe flipping threw the channels on tv. He handed Poe the water and say down
next to him with the snacks. Nothing that would leave crumbs in the bed. Both of them share a
hatred for crumbs in the bed.
 "So, how'd you like your gift?" Ranpo asked. Cuddling up go the taller man.

"Amazing," his voice was horse from moaning so loudly "I think we might have been a little too
rough. I'm not sure if I'll be able to walk properly tomorrow." He said truthfully. "Also did you
know Mushitarō was going to call me?"

"Maybe." He said with a smirk. "You should probably call him back by the way." Poe nodded and
picked up his phone, calling Mushitarō who picked up not long afterm

"Hey Poe. Ars you okay now?" He sounded a little worried.

"I'm fine, I promise." He smiled a little.

"Yeah he's fine, just got the best birthday present." Ranpo chimed in. Poe turned bright red.

"Oh." Mushitarō said, sounding a little hurt. Which Ranpo picked up on.

"Mushitarō I blew his back out." Ranpo said with a laugh, watching Poe get all embarrassed.

"Oh- OH. " He finally put the peaces together. "Oh my god I'm so sorry for interrupting." He said,
very embarrassed. .

"Don't be, it's fine." The detective said taking the phone from Poe, who seemed to be rebooting.
"You'll have to join us sometime, I wanna see if you really are a detective killer if you know what I
mean~" .

Before Mushitarō could even respond ranpo hung up. Setting Poes phone on the bedside table
before cuddling back into Poe's side. Who was finally calming down from his gay panic. .

"W-whyd you say it." A very embarrassing Poe asked. "Why not." Ranpo said shrugging. "He
probably thought you got shot or something so I thought I'd make it clear it wasn't that kind of
penetration." They eventually calmed down and fell asleep, holding each other.

Chapter End Notes

This is my first time actually writing smut so my apologies if it isn't very good.
 happy valentines day
Chapter Summary

Happy valentines day from my favortite poly ship aka

Edogawa Ranpo/Oguri Mushitarou/Edgar Allan Poe

Ranpo and Mushitarou spent the night at poes. It wasn't often that he invited them over, so neither
of them wanted to miss this. They picked up on Poes plans quite quick, he never was super good at
hiding things, espsally from his lovers. In the states it is valenties day. When Mushitarou woke up
he was stuck in Ranpos arms and Poe was no where to be seen. Same with the raccoon, Karl. He
tried to wiggle out of the detectives arms but it was no use, for such a small man he had a very tight
grip when he was asleep. So he just layed there, waiting for the other to awaken or for poe to apear
and free him from the death grasp his other lover had on him.

Mushitarou groaned and once again tried wiggling out of the grasp before giving up when it didn't
help. He could smell something being made below. Poe was making them breakfast. He knew the
smell would wake up Ranpo. He was like a dog, he somehow always knew when food was around.
He sighed and waited for the smell to reach Ranpo so his death grip on him would end. Sometimes
he swore it was secretly Yokomizos revenge for killing him. That he somehow was possesing the
body of the detective while he slept and held him tightly. Though now was no time to be paranoid
about such things.

Said detective was slowly waking up. He eventyally let go of Mushitarou and got up. Not saying a
word. The two didn't cuddle often so when they did it almost surpirsed them both. Though Poe
loved seeing them interact. He'd never say it but it wasn't hard to tell that he thought that. Especally
with Ranpo around, who figured it out almost imidetly and told Mushitarou. They laughed about it
and used it for teasing purpuses.

"Good morning." Ranpo spoke first, walking into Poes bathroom. "Wheres Poe?" He asked.

"I'm not sure. By the smell he's probaly downstairs making breakfast." The other spoke, following
ranpo to the bathroom. His hair was a mess from sleeping and he wanted to fix it. It bothered him
more then it bothered his lovers.

"You're going to kill your hair if you keep using that gel." Ranpo deadpanned. Mushitarou just
rolled his eyes at the comment as he got ready for the day. Ranpo was the quickest to get ready, his
usal outfit was pretty simple and he almost never did his hair. Poe took the longest out of the three
of them.

Once the two finished, they started heading down the stairs and into the kitechen. The theroy was
correct. Poe was making them breakfast, Karl was the first to notice the two of them. He made a
little noise at the sight of his dads lovers. He jumped off Poes shoulder and ran up to them, making
happy little noises, also running around their legs. The raccoon was in a playful mood this morning
appently. Ranpo sat on the floor to play with the animal and Mushitarou walked over to Poe to help
with breakfast. But was told to sit down and that he got this. He gave him a kiss before sitting
down at the table. His eyes moving from Poe at the stove to Ranpo and karl playing.

Ranpo had karl in his lap and the animal was holding into his fingers with his little hands.
Mushitarou took out his phone and took a video of it. It was to cute not too. When the food was
done he got up and sat down at the table. Waiting for Poe to join them.

normally breakfast is normally pretty quiet for them. But not today. They exchanged some small
talk before Poe told them about his plans for today.

I NEVER FUCKING FINISHED THIS OMG IM SO EMBARSSED TAKE THIS UNFINISHED

WORK THAT ILL NEVER FINISH
VALINTINES DAY WAS LIKE, TWO MONTHS AGO IM SO SORRY I DIDNT FINISH THIS
DURING THAT TIME OH MY GOD

THERE ARE SO MANY SPELLING MISTAKES BUT IM NOT GOING TO FIX EM BC ITS
FUNNY
 Ranpos Pancakes
Chapter Summary

Based off something that just happened to me

Mushiuro is teaching Ranpo how to make the perfect pancakes over facetime because he got sick
of Ranpo asking him to make them.
So now he was in Poes kitchen making some at 9 pm. Poe watching him from the other side of the
kitchen, making sure he wouldn't burn them. He trusted ranpo, just not in the kitchen.

Once he finished he showed Poe proudly that they turned out perfect, maybe a little burnt on the
top but perfect on the inside. He was so happy you could almost feel it. It wasn't often he baked
and most of the time he ended up burning whatever it was so the fact that he didn't burn them all
the way through and they where perfect make him happy stim. He almost didn't want to eat them,
but that would be wasting food so instead he took a picture and sent it to the ada group chat for
praise. Despite knowing Poe would give him a lot.

Now was time to eat it, Poe said he didn't want any and despite his insisting he decided to give Karl
some when Poe wasn't looking so someone else would enjoy eating it. He liked syrup on his
pancakes so he took Poes out, though he quickly discovered that the flip part of the cap was stuck
together, neither him or Poe could get it undone so he unscrewed the cap.(He was surprised that
wasn't glued down as well.) He pored a lot more then he meant to, but he wasn't going to waste it
so he started eating.

He quickly learned that this amount of syrup made it basically inedible. Every bite made him gag,
the syrup was far to sugary for his liking and this much made it gross. Though he kept trying to eat
them, knowing it made him want to throw up. Poe had see this reaction and stepped in. It wasn't
often Ranpo tried a new candy or sweet that he didn't like but it stilled happened, most of the time
with Poe.

"Ranpo you don't have to continue eating that if you don't want too." Ranpo looked as if he was
about to cry. It pained Poe to see.

"I ruined them. They where so good and I ruined them." He said, looking at the top of Poe's head,
not wanting to make eye contact with whatever part of Poe's eyes where visible under all his hair.

"Ranpo it's okay, you didn't do it on purpose. " Poe wasn't the best at comforting but he tried.

Ranpo was on the verge of having a meltdown, it was pretty obvious. He felt horrible for messing
the smallest thing up. Poe pulled Ranpo into a hug, holding him close.

"Dear, its's okay, really. You can always make more later." He was rubbing his back trying to calm
his lover down. "How about you make some more tomorrow how about that? It's getting late."
Ranpo just nodded and leaned against him.

While neither one of them where looking karl had jumped up onto the table and was eating the
sticky pancakes. Not seeming to notice or care that he was making a mess. Poe looked over for a
few seconds then let out a yelp.
"Karl! Oh my god!" Poe let go of Ranpo and reached for his now syrupy raccoon. "Now your all
sticky! How am I going to get this out of your fur!?" This caused Ranpo to laugh, seeing that the
animal seemed to enjoy them made him feel better.

"Looks like it's time for a bath!" Ranpo said happily, pulling out his phone to take a picture of Poe
holding a sticky Karl by his neck skin away from the plate.

"I'm glad to see you feel better dear but please help me!" He said as Karl tried to wiggle out of his
grasp and was hissing.

"Oh my god." Mushiuro said from the other end of the facetime that never ended. This caused both
men to jump in surpirse at his voice, Poe even let Karl go. Who quickly ran back over to the plate
on the table to finish what he could before Poe would pull him away.

As they both calmed down they heard mushi say. "And he's gone straight back to the plate."

"Karl oh my god!" Poe said, putting his syrup covered hand in his hair before reacting for the
animal.

"Poe there's syrup in your hair." Ranpo mentions.

"Goddamnit." Poe sighs, causing the other two men to laugh.

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