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NOBODY'S EVER DROPPED
BY THAT I'VE BEEN ABLE
TO ASK.
THIS IS
WHERE I WAKE UP
WHEN I DIE.

ALL THE
CAMERAS FACE INWARD,
YOU SEE.
SO ALL YOU
CAN LOOK AT IS YOURSELF.
FOR ETERNITY, PRESUMABLY.
VERY POETIC.

I'M ONLY EVER

HERE FOR AN HOUR
ase
USUALLY I
JUST READ MAGAZINES
AND SMOKE.
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NOBODY'S EVER DROPPED \jamaiiE Ist?
BY THAT I'VE BEEN ABLE /), N WE YOU'RE JUST...
: ) $ W THis IS ALL yUST
THIS IS IN MY HEAD.
\( WHERE I WAKE UP /

i ALL THE
CAMERAS FACE INWARD,
. YOU SEE.
SO ALL YOU
CAN LOOK AT IS YOURSELF.
FOR ETERNITY, PRESUMABLY.
VERY POETIC.
‘ Z = MAYBE I’M
) ee
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DYING i
BRAIN.
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OR MAYBE
T AM REAL, AND WE’RE
DISCUSSING THE NATURE
OF REALITY IN MY OWN
PRIVATE HELL.
IN WHICH CASE,
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'VE SOMEHOW FIGURED
OUT HOW TO MAKE ETERNITY
MORE BORING.

I'M ONLY EVER

I HERE FOR AN HOUR
OR SO.
USUALLY I
JUST READ MAGAZINES
AND SMOKE.

1| HONESTLY,
S y PICK ONE. I’VE NEVER
“ HAD MUCH PATIENCE
L FOR THE ABSTRACT.

WHAT MATTERS
IS YOU’VE DIED.
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OKAY, YES.
I FAILED.
THE AUSTRALIUM
YOU SENT ME TO GET?
me
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IT'S GONE.
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AND OF COURSE \
YOU JUST GAVE UP,
DIDN'T YOU. you AVE
NO IDEA HOW
IMPORTANT
THIS IS...
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OR \ YOU SENT ME TO GET?
; IT'S GONE.

3SIGHE
AND OF COURSE
YOU JUST GAVE UP,
DIDN'T YOU. you WAVE
NO IDEA HOW
IMPORTANT
THIS IS...

ADMINISTRATOR,
I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING
SOMETHING BIG. I'VE
ALWAYS KNOWN.

AND I'VE
NEVER ASKED. NOT
ONCE. BECAUSE I
TRUSTED YOU.

THAT WHEN
WE GOT THERE,
YOU'D HAVE A PLACE
FOR ME.

KNOW WHAT
GOING ON.
 — Vy ° THE AUSTRALIUM
OKs: YES. \ YOU SENT ME TO GET?
AILED IT'S GONE.

3SIGHE
AND OF COURSE
YOU JUST GAVE UP,
DIDN'T YOU. you WAVE
NO IDEA HOW
IMPORTANT
THIS IS...

TELL ME,
ADMINISTRATOR, MISS PAULING...
I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING
SOMETHING BIG. I'VE
ALWAYS KNOWN. IF YOU'VE
NEVER QUESTIONED
MY INTENTIONS,
IN A DECADE UNDER
MY EMPLOY...
AND I'VE
NEVER ASKED. NOT «BECAUSE YOU
ONCE. BECAUSE I “TRUSTED” ME...
TRUSTED YOU.

THAT WHEN
WE GOT THERE,
YOU'D HAVE A PLACE
FOR ME.
WHY ARE
YOU ASKING
NOW?

KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON.
 WHAT
Is IT YOU
WAN
 AT...
WHAT HAPPENED? 2 BUT ONLY
I THOUGHT WE ‘ MOMENTARILY!

ay

YOUR HEARTS
a) BARELY HAD TIME TO
STOP BEATING!
THE ROBOTS
MERELY DRAINED
OUT ALL OF YOUR
BLOOD.

SO/ I JUST
PUT THE BLOOD
BACK IN/
 WHAT...
WHAT HAPPENED? BUT ONLY
I THOUGHT WE A MOMENTARILY! is a
ALL...

YOUR HEARTS
BARELY HAD TIME TO
STOP BEATING!
THE ROBOTS
MERELY DRAINED
OUT ALL OF YOUR

ages I KNOW,
I REFUSE JA? WHY DO
SO/ I JUST TO BELIEVE IT’S PEOPLE EVEN GO
PUT THE BLOOD THAT EASY. TO MEDICAL
BACK IN! SCHOOL?

WAIT,
HOW’D YOU
SEPARATE OUT
ALL THE BLOOD
TYPES?
 HAR/ “DIFFERENT
TYPES OF BLOOD”!
MISS PAULING CAME
BACK STUPID/

HA/ YES. WHAT

FOOLISHNESS.
 TRUST ME.
THE TYPE IS THE
LEAST OF YOUR
PROBLEMS.
MISS PAULING,
I'VE BEEN USING MY
OWN UNDERWEAR TO
SPONGE BLOOD OUT
OF PUDDLES.
 I WOULD OH,
DRINK PLENTY AND BLOOD,
IF YOU CAN
ARE WE GOING TO OF WATER. FIND ANY. 4
BE OKAY...?

TRUST ME.
THE TYPE IS THE
LEAST OF YOUR
MISS PAULING, PROBLEMS:
I'VE BEEN USING MY
OWN UNDERWEAR TO
SPONGE BLOOD OUT
OF PUDDLES.
 I WOULD OH,
DRINK PLENTY AND BLOOD,
a OF WATER. IF YOU CAN
ARE WE GOING TO FIND ANY.
BE OKAY...?

TRUST ME.
THE TYPE IS THE
LEAST OF YOUR
PROBLEMS.
MISS PAULING,
I'VE BEEN USING MY
OWN UNDERWEAR TO
SPONGE BLOOD OUT
OF PUDDLES.

YES, I WAS
PLEASANTLY SURPRISED
AREN’T THOSE AS WELL.
THE ROBOTS THAT IF I HAD TO GUESS...
KILLED ALL OF US IN I'D SAY DRINKING DEMO'S
FIVE SECONDS? BLOOD IS GIVING THEM ALL
ALCOHOL POISONING.
OOF. YES,
I SAW. VERY
EMBARRASSING HOW THE
FOR YOU. HELL IS DEMO
DOING THAT?

HASN’T HAD A
DROP OF LIQUOR
SINCE WE GOT TO
THE ISLAND/

“HEART!
STATUS
REPORT!”
 WE MANAGED TO
CONVERT THE STOMACH ACH. GET BORED
INTO A DISTILLERY, LOOK WHO = OF YER CHAMPAGNE
CAME CRAWLING PARTIES AND GOLDEN
= BACK. SHRIMP FORKS,
DID YE?
TAVISH...
I NEVER EVEN
LEFT YOUR
RECTUM.

f/ CONVERT THE
LUNGS TOO! IF IT’S
HOLLOW AND IT’S IN
ME BODY, PUT IT
\ TO WORK!

ACH, WE'LL
HAVE PLENTY WE SHOULD GET
O' TIME FOR BACK T'WORK. WHILE YOU WERE
THAT LATER. GALLIVANTIN' AROUND IN ME COLON
HAVIN' A FINE OUL' TIME, ME AND
THE LADS INVENTED A WAY TO
FERMENT BONE MARROW.
LOOK
SHARP THERE,
Boys!
 THESE THEY’RE THE
GUYS ARE LAUGHING STOCK
MORONS. OF THE MERCENARY
WORLD.
HOW
THE HELL ARE
THEY—
 THESE THEY’RE THE
GUYS ARE LAUGHING STOCK
OF THE MERCENARY THE BOYS WERE TALKIN’, XS
MORONS.
WORLD. AND UH... %
HOW
THE HELL ARE
THEY— WE WERE
WONDERIN' HOW
WE'RE GONNA
GET PAID.

WELL, FOR ONE, YOU

NEVER KILLED THE GUY
PAYIN’ US BEFORE.

TWO, I BEEN
STANDIN' HERE TEN
DO I LOOK MINUTES WATCHIN'
LIKE I'M IN THE MOOD YOU YELL AT
TO TALK ABOUT THIS, HIS SPINE.
FRED? YOU ALWAYS
GET PAID.

BRING IT UP
Now?
 YOU'RE YEAH, ae FR SS (
WORRIED ABOUT ABOUT THAT. —_ ; (
MONEY? ' SNe
I’M HOLDING i “aye Is
A MACHINE THAT I ALSO CAN'T HELP = |: Y ‘a
WILL LET US LIVE NOTICING YOU AIN’T HOLDIN’ |
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YOU'RE AN ENGINEER, IMMORTALITY MACHINES?
AREN'T YOU? MAGIC ROCKS? HELL,
THAT DAMN THING'S
MORE BIOLOGY THAN
ENGINEERING...
WELL SURE, BUT—
THIS AIN'T EXACTLY UPGRADING
A TURRET HERE.

JUST SO
WE'RE NOT
HERE ALL
DAY...

WHAT
CAN YOU DO,
FRED?

4 2, : WELL, I BEEN
ey 4{ LOOKIN’ AT THE OLD
AS MAN'S ROBOTS.

I COULD
PROBABLY GET
THE SENTRY BUSTERS
UP AND RUNNING.
OR MAYBE...
 YOU'RE YEAH,
WORRIED ABOUT ABOUT THAT.
MONEY?
I’M HOLDING aye =
A MACHINE THAT I ALSO CAN'T HELP » |e \ ras
WILL LET US LIVE NOTICING YOU AIN’T HOLDIN’ |
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f R = YOU'RE AN ENGINEER, IMMORTALITY MACHINES?
AREN'T YOU? MAGIC ROCKS? HELL,
/ THAT DAMN THING'S
MORE BIOLOGY THAN
ENGINEERING...
; WELL SURE, BUT—
THIS AIN'T EXACTLY UPGRADING
y A TURRET HERE.
SA

zy er
Y \ GET THEM
‘ al ALL UP AND RUNNING!
JUST SO r NOW!
WE'RE NOT
HERE ALL
DAY...

I WANT \
WHAT
THESE IDIOTS
CAN YOU DO, DEAD!
FRED?

7) ~
| : WELL, I BEEN
ey, 4 LOOKIN’ AT THE OLD
AS MAN'S ROBOTS.
I COULD
PROBABLY GET
THE SENTRY BUSTERS
UP AND RUNNING.
OR MAYBE...
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SCOUT!

BD’ _ wh
HEAVY!

it
AND YOU
LOOK TERRIFIC!
HAVE YOU LOST
WEIGHT?

NICE!
YOUR HAIR THANKS.
Looe GREAT IT'S... COVERED
! IN MY BLOOD.

YOU KNOW
WHAT? I'M JUST
1, GLAD YOU'RE
 AND YOU
LOOK TERRIFIC!
HAVE YOU LOST
WEIGHT? Most OF M
BLOOD?

NICE!
YOUR HAIR
LOOKS GREAT THANKS.
TOO! IT'S... COVERED
IN MY BLOOD.

AH, YES.
MISS PAULING, YOU

n>
MAY NOT WANT TO GET
SQUEEZED BY ANYONE

/ . i ...WELL, EVER, :
WHAT?1 PMJUST [ | : I SUPPOSE. THAT BLOOD
l / 1S GOING TO BE SLOSHING
an Oma / AROUND IN THERE
FOR A WHILE.
 I SAWED IT
SISTER? OFF WITH SCRAP OF
WHAT ARE YOU METAL TO KILL WOMAN
MISHA!
DOING HERE? I AM SO HAPPY
TORTURING ME.
TO SEE YOU/

YES,
OF COURSE.
ZHANNA,
WHERE IS YOUR
 I SAWED IT
SISTER? OFF WITH SCRAP OF
WHAT ARE YOU METAL TO KILL WOMAN
MISHA!
DOING HERE? TORTURING ME.
I AM SO HAPPY
TO SEE YOU/
YES,
OF COURSE :

“GS
GOOD.
ZHANNA,
WHERE IS YOUR
HAND?

WHERE DO
YOU GET THIS HUMAN EARS...
NECKLACE OF... |
 I SAWED IT
SISTER? OFF WITH SCRAP OF
WHAT ARE YOU METAL TO KILL WOMAN
MISHA!
DOING HERE? TORTURING ME.
I AM SO HAPPY
TO SEE YOU/
YES,
OF COURSE
GOOD.
ZHANNA,
WHERE IS YOUR
HAND?

WHERE DO
YOU GET THIS HUMAN EARS...
NECKLACE OF...
 I SAWED IT
SISTER? OFF WITH SCRAP OF
WHAT ARE YOU METAL TO KILL WOMAN
MISHA!
DOING HERE? TORTURING ME.
I AM SO HAPPY
TO SEE YOU!
YES,
C OF COURSE.
ZHANNA,
WHERE IS YOUR
HAND?

GOOD NEWS/
YOU’RE GOING TO BE
A GRANDFATHER! HE IS GOING
WHERE DO TO IMPREGNATE ME,
BROTHER-IN-LAW! BROTHER/
YOU GET THIS HUMAN EARS...
NECKLACE OF...
 iw? = . Dy «REALLY?
WAIT. YOU ‘CAUSE... GREAT, WE COULD
ALWAYS KNEW THAT'S A THING... USE THE HELP!
I WAS SUPER WE COULD WHERE IS HE?
STRONG? EXPLORE.

..AND THEN I PUNCHED

AYERS ROCK REAL HARD AND WRB
IT MOVED LIKE TEN FEET AND HEAVY BUT OH/
WAS LIKE "HOLY CRAP YOU'RE SUPER THE AUSTRALIUM? wt ie rated WE DID FIND HIS BIG MEAN
STRONG!" AND I WAS LIKE "SHUT UP DID YOU FIND OUT ML tHE ROCK IN SAXTON HALE GIRLFRIEND WERE RIGHT
FOR A SECOND AND LET ME THINK | WHO TOOK IT? IS QUESTION... THOUGH! ii BEHIND US.
‘CAUSE ALL THE AUSTRALIUM'S GONE..."
 REALLY?
WAIT. YOU ‘CAUSE... GREAT, WE COULD
ALWAYS KNEW THAT'S A THING... USE THE HELP/
I WAS SUPER WE COULD WHERE IS HE?
EXPLORE.

...AND THEN I PUNCHED

AYERS ROCK REAL HARD AND UH
OH, Papicans { : )
< HUH. THAT'S FUNNY.
IT MOVED LIKE TEN FEET AND HEAVY WHAT ABOUT NOT AS SUCH, BUT OH! \
WAS LIKE "HOLY CRAP YOU'RE SUPER ve boat ete NO, VISA VIS" WE DID FIND | / HIM AND HIS BIG MEAN
STRONG!" AND I WAS LIKE "SHUT UP WHO TOOK IT? THE ROCK IN SAXTON HALE ? GIRLFRIEND WERE RIGHT
FOR A SECOND AND LET ME THINK : QUESTION... THOUGH! BEHIND US.
'CAUSE ALL THE AUSTRALIUM'S GONE..."

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THAT IS NOT
SAXTON HALE
BEHIND US.
 REALLY?
WAIT. YOU ‘CAUSE... GREAT, WE COULD
ALWAYS KNEW THAT'S A THI USE THE HELP!
I WAS SUPER WE COULD WHERE IS HE?
EXPLORE.

...AND THEN I PUNCHED

AYERS ROCK REAL HARD AND OH, UH
IT MOVED LIKE TEN FEET AND HEAVY WHAT ABOUT NOT AS SUCH BUT OH/ YUH. THAT'S FUNNY.
WAS LIKE "HOLY CRAP YOU'RE SUPER THE AUSTRALIUM? NO, VISA VIS. WE DID FIND HIM AND HIS BIG MEAN
STRONG!" AND I WAS LIKE “SHUT UP Ey, DID YOU FIND OUT THE ROCK IN SAXTON HALE GIRLFRIEND WERE RIGHT
FOR A SECOND AND LET ME THINK B=\ WHO TOOK IT? SUESTION.. THOUGH! BEHIND US.
'CAUSE ALL THE AUSTRALIUM'S GONE..." m at

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THAT IS NOT
SAXTON HALE
BEHIND US. | ‘WE WERE INSIDE
! THAT WHALE FOR
FOUR DAYS LOOKING
FOR THAT COUGAR/”
 FOUND HIM IN
THE END, DIDN‘T
WE, MAGS? 4

a,
Se BEAT THE
CRAP OUT OF
= HIM TOO!
 BUT WE
FOUND HIM IN
THE END, DIDN’T
WE, MAGS? REMEMBER THERE WHEN'LL THOSE
3 WAS THAT BOAT FULL DIMWITS LEARN? THEY
OF HIPPIES TRAPPED JUST LOOK LIKE A BOAT
IN THERE? SCREAMING FULL OF SAUSAGES
BEAT THE ere Vee. TO A WHALE.
SCRAP OUT OF :
har HIM TOO!
 —— REMEMBER .
WHAT WE DID IN
BUT WE aN
THAT WHALE,
FOUND HIM IN
THE END, DIDN’T
HA HA HA! S SAX?
WE, MAGS? REMEMBER THERE DOL.
WHEN'LL THOSE ON EVERYTHING,
WAS THAT BOAT FULL DIMWITS LEARN? THEY
OF HIPPIES TRAPPED MAGS. THE STOMACH.
JUST LOOK LIKE A BOAT THE LIVER. THE HEART.
IN THERE? SCREAMING FULL OF SAUSAGES
“AHH PLEASE THE COUGAR
BEAT THE TO A WHALE. CORPSE...
CRAP OUT OF HELP US/”
HIM TOO/
 IF YOU’RE GOING TO
JUMP, IT NEEDS TO BE
NOW. WE ARE OUT
OF FUEL.

REMEMBER
WHAT WE DID IN
BUT WE
FOUND HIM IN THAT WHALE,
SAX?
THE END, DIDN’T
WE, MAGS? REMEMBER THERE DOL.
WHEN'LL THOSE ON EVERYTHING,
WAS THAT BOAT FULL DIMWITS LEARN? THEY
OF HIPPIES TRAPPED MAGS. THE STOMACH.
JUST LOOK LIKE A BOAT THE LIVER. THE HEART.
IN THERE? SCREAMING FULL OF SAUSAGES
“AHH PLEASE THE COUGAR
BEAT THE TO A WHALE. CORPSE...
CRAP OUT OF HELP US/”
HIM TOO/
 IF YOU’RE GOING TO
JUMP, IT NEEDS TO BE
NOW. WE ARE OUT
OF FUEL.

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FOUND HIM IN { SAA

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EMEMBER

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JUST LOOK LIKE A BOAT
BEAT THE
CRAP OUT OF
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HIM TOO/

THAT BIG FELLA

SHEESH SAX, AND THE RAT-BOY
HOW LONG’VE WE ~ JUMPED AN
BEEN JAWING i HOUR AGO.
ON FOR? Yig :
TIME FLIES
WITH YOU, MAGS.

Y’KNOW,
I BEEN
THINKING...

ONCE
WE GET THAT
AUSTRALIUM OFF
GRAY MANN...
 IF YOU’RE GOING TO
JUMP, IT NEEDS TO BE
NOW. WE ARE OUT
OF FUEL.

/ REMEMBER
WHAT WE DID IN
BUT WE
FOUND HIM IN THAT WHALE,
THE END, DIDN‘T
HA HA HA! SAX?
WE, MAGS? REMEMBER THERE DOL.
WHEN'LL THOSE ON EVERYTHING,
WAS THAT BOAT FULL DIMWITS LEARN? THEY
OF HIPPIES TRAPPED MAGS. THE STOMACH.
JUST LOOK LIKE A BOAT THE LIVER. THE HEART.
IN THERE? SCREAMING FULL OF SAUSAGES
“AHH PLEASE THE COUGAR
BEAT THE TO A WHALE. CORPSE...
CRAP OUT OF HELP US/”
HIM TOO/

--DARLING
THAT BIG FELLA PROMISED HE’D MAGS!
SHEESH SAX, AND THE RAT-BOY YOU SHOULD
HOW LONG’VE WE GET ME MANN
SS JUMPED AN co. BACK! COME RUN IT
BEEN JAWING Vi HOUR AGO. WITH ME/
ON FOR?
TIME FLIES

Y’KNOW,
I BEEN
THINKING...

ONCE
WE GET THAT
AUSTRALIUM OFF
GRAY MANN...
 IF YOU’RE GOING TO
JUMP, IT NEEDS TO BE
NOW. WE ARE OUT
OF FUEL.

/ REMEMBER
WHAT WE DID IN
BUT WE
FOUND HIM IN THAT WHALE,
HA HA HA! SAX?
THE END, DIDN‘T
WE, MAGS? REMEMBER THERE DOL.
WHEN'LL THOSE ON EVERYTHING,
WAS THAT BOAT FULL DIMWITS LEARN? THEY
OF HIPPIES TRAPPED MAGS. THE STOMACH.
JUST LOOK LIKE A BOAT THE LIVER. THE HEART.
IN THERE? SCREAMING FULL OF SAUSAGES
“AHH PLEASE THE COUGAR
BEAT THE TO A WHALE. CORPSE...
CRAP OUT OF HELP US/”
HIM TOO/

--DARLING
THAT BIG FELLA PROMISED HE’D MAGS!
SHEESH SAX, AND THE RAT-BOY YOU SHOULD
HOW LONG’VE WE GET ME MANN
SS JUMPED AN co. BACK! COME RUN IT
BEEN JAWING 7 HOUR AGO. WITH ME/
ON FOR?
TIME FLIES

Y’KNOW,
I BEEN
THINKING...

E JUST THE
TWO OF US/
WOULDN'T THAT
ONCE BE GREAT? /
WE GET THAT
AUSTRALIUM OFF
GRAY MANN...
 IF YOU’RE GOING TO
JUMP, IT NEEDS TO BE
NOW. WE ARE OUT
OF FUEL.

/ REMEMBER
WHAT WE DID IN
BUT WE
zs THAT WHALE,
FOUND HIM IN HA HA HA! SAX?
THE END, DIDN‘T
WE, MAGS? REMEMBER THERE WHEN'LL THOSE
DOL.
WAS THAT BOAT FULL ON EVERYTHING,
DIMWITS LEARN? THEY MAGS. THE STOMACH.
OF HIPPIES TRAPPED JUST LOOK LIKE A BOAT
IN THERE? SCREAMING THE LIVER. THE HEART.
FULL OF SAUSAGES THE COUGAR
BEAT THE “AHH
HELP PLEASE
Us!” TO A WHALE. CORPSE...
CRAP OUT OF
HIM TOO/

--DARLING
THAT BIG FELLA PROMISED HE’D MAGS!
SHEESH SAX, AND THE RAT-BOY YOU SHOULD
HOW LONG’VE WE GET ME MANN
SS JUMPED AN co. BACK! COME RUN IT
BEEN JAWING HOUR AGO. WITH ME/
ON FOR?
TIME FLIES

Y’KNOW,
I BEEN
THINKING...

Fe JUST THE
TWO OF US/
WOULDN’T THAT
ONCE BE GREAT?
WE GET THAT
AUSTRALIUM OFF
GRAY MANN...
 OH. THEY ARE
ON BOTH SIDES
DO NOT WORRY, MEN! OF US.
I HAVE CRAPPED MY
WAY OUT OF TOUGHER
JAMS THAN THIS!
MEN, WE ARE
GOING TO DIE.

SURROUNDED ON
ONE SIDE? HA/ THESE
TIN CANS COULDN'T
SURROUND THEIR OWN
METAL ASSES WITH
BOTH HANDS! I—
IT's A GOOD
THING WE AIN’T
GOT ANY GUNS,
SOLDIER...
 OH. THEY ARE
= : Z ON BOTH SIDES
DO NOT WORRY, MEN! \— ; S OF US.
I HAVE CRAPPED MY
WAY OUT OF TOUGHER
JAMS THAN THIS!
MEN, WE ARE
GOING TO DIE.

SURROUNDED ON
ONE SIDE? HA/ THESE
TIN CANS COULDN'T
SURROUND THEIR OWN
METAL ASSES WITH
BOTH HANDS! I—
IT's A GOOD
THING WE AIN’T
GOT ANY GUNS,
SOLDIER...

---‘CAUSE I’D
SHOOT YOU RIGHT NOW WHERE DID
BEFORE THESE ROBOTS HALE GO?
KILL US.

I TOLDJA
WE COULDN'T TRUST
THAT SMELLY BAGGA
MUSCLES...

BIG HAIRY COWARD,

IF YA ASK M-
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DO NOT WORRY, MEN/ ONE See
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GOINGt TO DIE.

SURROUNDED ON
ONE SIDE? HA/ THESE
TIN CANS COULDN'T
SURROUND THEIR OWN
METAL ASSES WITH
BOTH HANDS/ I—
IT's A GOOD
THING WE AIN’T
GOT ANY GUNS,
SOLDIER...

---‘CAUSE I’D
SHOOT YOU RIGHT NOW WHERE DID
BEFORE THESE ROBOTS HALE GO?
KILL US.

I TOLDJA
WE COULDN'T TRUST
THAT SMELLY BAGGA
MUSCLES...

BIG HAIRY COWARD,

IF YA ASK M-
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Wy SS OS
/
 WHOEVER THAT IS, |
YOUR KNOCKIN’ JUST COST ME
A HEADSHOT.

VIRGIL, IT'S ME/

LET ME IN/

UH HUH.
AND HOW DO I KNOW
IT'S YOU?

VIRG, THREE OF US
ARE DEAD AND THE
BOSS IS PISSED,
NOW LET ME IN/
 WHOEVER THAT IS,
YOUR KNOCKIN’ JUST COST ME
A HEADSHOT.

VIRGIL, IT'S ME!

LET ME IN/

UH HUH.
AND HOW DO I KNOW
IT'S YOU?

VIRG, THREE OF US
ARE DEAD AND THE
BOSS IS PISSED,
NOW LET ME IN/
y WHOEVER THAT IS, ==
YOUR KNOCKIN’ JUST COST ME
SS A HEADSHOT.

VIRGIL, IT'S ME/

LET ME IN/

UH HUH. )
AND HOW DO I KNOW
IT'S YOU? N

VIRG, THREE OF US
ARE DEAD AND THE
BOSS IS PISSED,
NOW LET ME IN/ —
| GODDAMNIT.
HH, appicor,
 WHOEVER THAT IS, '
YOUR KNOCKIN’ JUST COST ME
. A HEADSHOT.

H VIRGIL, IT'S ME!

LET ME IN/

UH HUH.
AND HOW DO I KNOW
IT'S YOU?

VIRG, THREE OF US
ARE DEAD AND THE
BOSS IS PISSED,
NOW LET ME IN/

PACK IT UP. HIS DAMN MIND?

BOSS WANTS YOU I'VE GOT 'EM
BACK IN THE DEAD TO RIGHTS
COMM ROOM. DOWN THERE.

THEY’VE
GOT GUNS
NOW, FRED. /
 WHOEVER THAT IS,
YOUR KNOCKIN’ JUST COST ME
A HEADSHOT.

VIRGIL, IT'S ME/

LET ME IN/

UH HUH.
AND HOW DO I KNOW
IT'S YOU?

VIRG, THREE OF US
ARE DEAD AND THE
BOSS IS PISSED,
NOW LET ME IN/
AHHH,
GODDAMNIT. " appicor.”

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PACK IT UP. HIS DAMN MIND?
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BACK IN THE DEAD TO RIGHTS (al E .
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| GOT GUNS OUT OF THE SKY WITH
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A HEADSHOT.

UH HUH.
AND HOW DO I KNOW
IT'S YOU?

ARE DEAD AND THE

BOSS IS PISSED,
NOW LET ME IN/

GODDAMNIT. sappicor.”

HAS HE LOST
PACK IT UP. HIS DAMN MIND?
BOSS WANTS YOU I'VE GOT 'EM
BACK IN THE DEAD TO RIGHTS
COMM ROOM. DOWN THERE.
JUST NOW.
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"| GOT GUNS OUT OF THE SKY WITH
\NOW, FRED. A LOAD OF WEAPON
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 WELL, MAYBE THAT'S
WHAT THE BOSS WANTS
TO TALK ABOUT. I KNOW
HE'S GOT SOMETHING
PLANNED, ANYWAY.

YEAH, FINE.
LET’S GO.

“APRICOT.”
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WELL, MAYBE THAT'S

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PLANNED, ANYWAY.

YEAH, FINE.
LET’S GO.

SWINE
“APRICOT.”
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HE CAN TELL ME
TO GET BACK TO MY
, WHY WOULD THE SNIPER'S NEST AND
BOSS WANT HIS SNIPER O! START SHOOTIN'
OF A SNIPER'S NEST DU!
THE MIDDLE OF
A FIREFIGHT...
 -.. JUST SO
HE CAN TELL ME
TO GET BACK TO MY
WHY WOULD THE SNIPER'S NEST AND
BOSS WANT HIS SNIPER OUT START SHOOTIN'
OF A SNIPER'S NEST DURIN' PEOPLE?
THE MIDDLE OF
A FIREFIGHT...

YEAH, THAT'S
NOT GONNA YOU MIGHT
WORK. WANNA COME UP
WITH SOME BETTER
LAST WORDS.
 APRICOT!

-..JUST SO
HE CAN TELL ME
TO GET BACK TO MY
WHY WOULD THE SNIPER'S NEST AND
BOSS WANT HIS SNIPER O! START SHOOTIN'
OF A SNIPER'S NEST DURI PEOPLE?
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NOT GONNA YOU MIGHT
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HE CAN TELL ME
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WHY WOULD THE SNIPER'S NEST AND
BOSS WANT HIS SNIPER O! START SHOOTIN'
OF A SNIPER'S NEST DURI PEOPLE?
THE MIDDLE OF
A FIREFIGHT...

APRICOT!

APRICOT!
YEAH, THAT'S
NOT GONNA YOU MIGHT
WORK. WANNA COME UP
WITH SOME BETTER
LAST WORDS.
 APRICOT!

-.. JUST SO
HE CAN TELL ME ——
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WHY WOULD THE SNIPER'S NEST AND
BOSS WANT HIS SNIPER O! START SHOOTIN'
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APRICOT!

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NOT GONNA YOU MIGHT
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WITH SOME BETTER
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WHY WOULD THE SNIPER'S NEST AND
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OF A SNIPER'S NEST DURI PEOPLE?
THE MIDDLE OF
A FIREFIGHT...

YEAH, THAT'S
NOT GONNA YOU MIGHT
WORK. WANNA COME UP
WITH SOME BETTER
LAST WORDS.

BUGGER.

BUGGER.

AGGH.
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 FRED AND I BEEN THAT WAS I TRUSTED HIM.
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BEFORE THE WAR. FRED.
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FOR WHAT OUT AND REPLACE THROUGH EVERYTHING.
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BEFORE THE WAR. FRED. DAMN THINGS SEE
FOR WHAT OUT AND REPLACE THROUGH EVERYTHING.
IT'S WORTH? 'EM WITH THESE. CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT.
THEY SEE THROUGH
MY EYELIDS.

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ENOUGH, YOU KILL ME.
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 FRED AND I BEEN THAT WAS I TRUSTED HIM.
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BEFORE THE WAR. FRED. DAMN THINGS SEE
FOR WHAT OUT AND REPLACE THROUGH EVERYTHING.
IT'S WORTH? 'EM WITH THESE. CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT.
THEY SEE THROUGH
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FOR WHAT THROUGH EVERYTHING.
IT'S WORTH? 'EM WITH THESE. CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT.
THEY SEE THROUGH
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TAKE THE SHOT.

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A CREDIT TO THE INSTITUTION
OF SHOOTING PEOPLE FROM
FAR AWAY.
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BY THE WAY.
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MONOLOGUES.
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TAKE THE SHOT.

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A CREDIT TO THE INSTITUTION
OF SHOOTING PEOPLE FROM
FAR AWAY.
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WOULD HAVE ENJOYED
TORTURING HIM FIRST,
BY THE WAY.
NEXT TIME
SPEAK UP BEFORE
I BLOW HIS
HEAD OFF.
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TO MENTION IT
BEFORE NOW...
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THE WORST PEOPLE HE WASN’T
ON THE PLANET. A SNIPER. HE WAS
A SADIST. THERE’S
A DIFFERENCE.
SNIPERS DON’T
MUCK AROUND WITH
GUTSHOTS AND
MONOLOGUES.
WE JUST
TAKE THE SHOT.

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A CREDIT TO THE INSTITUTION
OF SHOOTING PEOPLE FROM
FAR AWAY.
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WOULD HAVE ENJOYED
TORTURING HIM FIRST,
BY THE WAY.
NEXT TIME
SPEAK UP BEFORE
I BLOW HIS
HEAD OFF.
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ONE OF THEM
cies.

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RECKON WE GET
OUTTA HERE?
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TECHNICALLY
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PRESENT.

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DANKE.
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A MOMENT.

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DOC, I ALWAYS OH,
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TA TELL ME,
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FUNCTIONS NORMALLY UNTIL
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TRAVELED BACK IN
TIME AND TRIED TO
BECOME OUR
PARENTS.

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IN MY MEDICAL WAIT, WHY
OPINION... DON'T I REMEMBER
ANY O% THIS?

...AND AS A
MAN OF SCIENCE
I DO NOT SAY THIS
LIGHTLY...

I SCOOPED
THAT PART OF
YOUR BRAIN OUT
SO YOU'D STOP
ASKING ME.
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TA TELL ME,
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IN ANY TIME YE
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FUNCTIONS NORMALL
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AND ATTACKS US.

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GIANT YOUR EYE, A DRACULA
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YOUR EYE, A KNIFE-WIELDING
VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY
YOUR EYE.
ONE YEAR IT
TRAVELED BACK IN
TIME AND TRIED TO
BECOME OUR
PARENTS.

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IN MY MEDICAL WAIT, WHY
OPINION... DON'T I REMEMBER
ANY O% THIS?

...AND AS A
MAN OF SCIENCE
I DO NOT SAY THIS
LIGHTLY...

AYE, FAIR
ENOUGH.

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THAT PART OF
YOUR BRAIN OUT
SO YOU'D STOP
ASKING ME.
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AND LET'S SEE WHAT
THAT DOES.
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GOT IT, KINDLY
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GONNA HAPPEN.

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GONNA FIGURE OUT
HOW TO STITCH THIS
THING INTO ME.
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GONNA HAPPEN. GOING BACK ’
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LET'S GET YOU
ON AN OPERATING
TABLE AND—

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GONNA FIGURE OUT
HOW TO STITCH THIS
THING INTO ME.
PUT ME UNDER
AND YOU'LL KILL ME.
I AIN’T STUPID.

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YOU WILL NOT DIE
ON MY TABLE.

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THING INTO ME. —AND YOU'LL
PUT ME UNDER
AND YOU'LL KILL ME.
I AIN’T STUPID.

NO, YOU'RE
GONNA TELL
MY GUY HOW
TO DO IT.

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YOU WILL NOT DIE
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WERE JUST THE

CLOSEST.

THE OLD WOMAN.

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AND NOW
I KNOW WHERE
SHE IS.
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I'M THE ONLY ONE-
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WERE JUST THE
CLOSEST.

THE OLD WOMAN.

SHE KNOWS.

AND NOW
I KNOW WHERE
SHE IS.

HIRIN’ YOU WAS

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MONTHS...

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CLOSEST.

THE OLD WOMAN.

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AND NOW
I KNOW WHERE
SHE IS.

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WHAT INTO US FOR
MONTHS...
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HOW MUCH
TIME DO WE REALLY
HAVE LEFT?

GREG. I KNOW
YOU'RE DEALING WITH A
LOT OF STUFF RIGHT NOW,
BUT WE GOT MEN TO
KILL HERE.

WHY? FOR MONEY?

ROSS, WHEN HAS MONEY EVER
MADE YOU HAPPY?
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WHAT YOU MEAN.
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I NEED.
AW, MAN.
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ORES: THE BOSS
GOING CRAZY? TRYING
TO LIVE FOREVER?
IT JUST...

HOW MUCH
TIME DO WE REALLY
HAVE LEFT?

GREG. I KNOW
YOU'RE DEALING WITH A
LOT OF STUFF RIGHT NOW,
BUT WE GOT MEN TO
KILL HERE.

WHY? FOR MONEY?

ROSS, WHEN HAS MONEY EVER
MADE YOU HAPPY?

WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE

RIGHT NOW TO GO BACK
AND DO IT ALL OVER?

DBO IT RIGHT
THIS TIME. FOLLOW
OUR DREAM.
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WHAT YOU MEAN. GRENADE CRATES OUT...
BUT NO,
ROSS. I DON'T IT'D MAKE A HELL
GOT EVERYTHING OF AN ORPHANAGE,
I NEED. WOULDN'T IT?
AW, MAN.
NOT THIS AGAIN, GREG...
OnE: THE BOSS ARE WE DOING
GOING CRAZY? TRYING THIS?
TO LIVE FOREVER?
IT JUST... LET'S DO
THIS.
HOW MUCH
TIME DO WE REALLY
HAVE LEFT?

GREG. I KNOW
YOU'RE DEALING WITH A
LOT OF STUFF RIGHT NOW,
BUT WE GOT MEN TO
KILL HERE.

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> BS A MADE YOU HAPPY?

WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE

RIGHT NOW TO GO BACK
AND DO IT ALL OVER?

DBO IT RIGHT
THIS TIME. FOLLOW
OUR DREAM.
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AND LOADED. YOU WELL... THINK ABOUT IT.
GOT EVERYTHING I GOT BULLETS IN THAT OLD SAFEHOUSE IN
YOU NEED? MY GUN, IF THAT'S NEWARK? WE CLEAR THOSE
WHAT YOU MEAN. GRENADE CRATES OUT...
BUT NO,
ROSS. I DON'T IT'D MAKE A HELL
GOT EVERYTHING OF AN ORPHANAGE,
I NEED. WOULDN'T IT?
AW, MAN.
NOT THIS AGAIN, GREG...
OnE: THE BOSS ARE WE DOING
GOING CRAZY? TRYING THIS?
TO LIVE FOREVER?
IT JUST... LET'S DO
THIS.
HOW MUCH WE ARE
TIME DO WE REALLY GOING TO HAVE AN
HAVE LEFT? ENDLESS SUPPLY OF
FREE KIDS TO...

GREG. I KNOW
YOU'RE DEALING WITH A
LOT OF STUFF RIGHT NOW,
BUT WE GOT MEN TO
KILL HERE.

> anas
mn yy WHY? FOR MONEY?
— ROSS, WHEN HAS MONEY EVER
_— Fo A MADE YOU HAPPY?

WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE

RIGHT NOW TO GO BACK
AND DO IT ALL OVER?

DBO IT RIGHT
THIS TIME. FOLLOW
OUR DREAM.
 LOCKED
AND LOADED. YOU WELL... THINK ABOUT IT.
GOT EVERYTHING I GOT BULLETS IN THAT OLD SAFEHOUSE IN
YOU NEED? MY GUN, IF THAT'S NEWARK? WE CLEAR THOSE
WHAT YOU MEAN. GRENADE CRATES OUT...
BUT NO,
ROSS. I DON'T IT'D MAKE A HELL
GOT EVERYTHING OF AN ORPHANAGE,
I NEED. WOULDN'T IT?
AW, MAN.
NOT THIS AGAIN, GREG...
OnE: THE BOSS ARE WE DOING
GOING CRAZY? TRYING THIS?
TO LIVE FOREVER?
IT JUST... LET'S DO
THIS.
HOW MUCH WE ARE
TIME DO WE REALLY GOING TO HAVE AN
HAVE LEFT? ENDLESS SUPPLY OF
FREE KIDS TO...

GREG. I KNOW ROSS, WHY

YOU'RE DEALING WITH A ARE YOU COVERED
LOT OF STUFF RIGHT NOW, IN GASOLINE?
BUT WE GOT MEN TO
KILL HERE.

~ yy WHY? FOR MONEY?

—_—, ROSS, WHEN HAS MONEY EVER
_— Fo A MADE YOU HAPPY?

WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE

RIGHT NOW TO GO BACK
AND DO IT ALL OVER?

DBO IT RIGHT
THIS TIME. FOLLOW
OUR DREAM.
 LOCKED
AND LOADED. YOU WELL...
GOT EVERYTHING I GOT BULLETS IN
YOU NEED? MY GUN, IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU MEAN.
BUT NO,
ROSS. I DON'T
GOT EVERYTHING
I NEED.
AW, MAN.
NOT THIS AGAIN,
OnE: THE BOSS
GOING CRAZY? TRYING
TO LIVE FOREVER?
IT JUST...

HOW MUCH
TIME DO WE REALLY
HAVE LEFT?

GREG. I KNOW
YOU'RE DEALING WITH A
LOT OF STUFF RIGHT NOW,
BUT WE GOT MEN TO
KILL HERE.

am, yy WHY? FOR MONEY?

— ROSS, WHEN HAS MONEY EVER
~ S D MADE YOU HAPPY?

WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE

RIGHT NOW TO GO BACK
AND DO IT ALL OVER?

DBO IT RIGHT
THIS TIME. FOLLOW
OUR DREAM.
 WHERE
IS EVERYBODY? \ =
WE’RE GETTIN’ FRICKIN’
SWARMED HERE!

YEAH, LEAVIN’S
ABOUT ALL HE’S GOOD
FOR, TRUST ME.

AND WHAT r
THE HECK HAPPENED ]/7 a
TO PYRO? HE

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IS EVERYBODY?
WE’RE GETTIN’ FRICKIN’ [=
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YEAH, LEAVIN’S
ABOUT ALL HE’S GOOD
FOR, TRUST ME.

AND WHAT
THE HECK HAPPENED }iX
TO PYRO? HE—

++ THEY'RE...
 WHERE
IS EVERYBODY?
WE'RE GETTIN’ FRICKIN’
SWARMED HERE! Jews
dag

I DON’T
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JUST LEAVEspy
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YEAH, LEAVIN’S
ABOUT ALL HE’S
FOR, TRUST MEG.OOD
AND WHAT
THE T HECK HvAaPrPiEaNED
O PYRO? HE XV
 SEE?
WHAT DID I TELL
YOU? I'VE DONE THIS
A MILLION TIMES/*

THE WIND ON YOUR

SKIN/ THE LOOKS OF TERROR
ON YOUR ENEMY'S AND
TEAMMATE'S FACES/

*SEE FULL
FRONTAL
BRAVERY
#1-1000000, AT FIRST I AM
ALL-NUDE AGREEING WITH EVERYONE
TALES OF THAT THIS IS TACTICALLY
VALOR AND MORALLY AND
#1-145, SANITARILY WRONG/
NAKED
SOLDIER AND
BUT NOW I
CLOTHED SEE/ I HAVE NEVER
SCOUT 2
~ FELT SO FREE!
ADVENTURES
#1 >
 YOU SAID IT, SON/
THERE ARE NO BARRIERS 4 THEN SHOW
BETWEEN US AND THE NAKED } / THESE BOLT@#$%ERS
CARN,
AARNAGE WE ARE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE
COMMITTING! IT, 1 SISTER.
SI i

7 YES! THE
=| NUDITY! THE
\ VIOLENCE!
- 1 I LOVE
en, YOU, AND I LOVE
A AMERICA!
 x __iN
YOU SAID IT, SON/
THERE ARE NO BARRIERS 3 THEN SHOW
BETWEEN US AND THE NAKED THESE BOLT@#$%ERS
CARNAGE WE ARE /> t HOW MUCH YOU LOVE
COMMITTING! ia IT, SISTER!

YES! THE
NUDITY! THE
VIOLENCE!

I LOVE
YOU, AND I LOVE
WHY, UH... | T’Le
AMERICA!
WHY DON’T WE GO FIGHT ~\ CATCH UP.
SOMEWHERE LESS... -
y eal a ~~

Vo) f
 ALRIGHT,
(AFF KAFF= LOOK! YOU MADE
YOUR POINT! J WOULD YOU
STOP FOR A
@#S%ING SECOND
AND LISTEN?

I'VE GOT AN
IMMORTALITY
MACHINE.

YOU GET WHAT

I’M SAYING HERE?
WE COULD BOTH
LIVE FOR—
 ALRIGHT,
2KAFF KAFFS LOOK! YOU MADE
YOUR POINT!
WOULD YOU
STOP FOR A
| @#8%ING SECOND
\ AND LISTEN?
 ALRIGHT,
2KAFF KAFFS LOOK! YOU MADE
YOUR POINT!
WOULD YOU
STOP FOR A
@#S%ING SECOND
AND LISTEN?
 ALRIGHT,
2KAFF KAFFS LOOK! YOU MADE
YOUR POINT!
WOULD YOU
STOP FOR A
@#S%ING SECOND
AND LISTEN?
YOU KILLED
MY FRIEND.

I DO NOT
my NEED TO LIVE
YOU KILLED —S JUST LONG
MY FRIEND. . ENOUGH TO
SIT HERE...

-.-AND WATCH
YOU DIE.

I DO NOT
NEED TO LIVE
FOREVER.
 YOU MIGHT
NOT WANNA SIT
DOWN JUST YET,
BIG GUY...
 I WONDER
WHERE THE YES, I WAS
OTHERS WONDERING THE
ARE... SAME THING.
 ABOUT YOUR ;

ND WH
I WONDE
WHERE THE YES, I WAS
OTHERS WONDERING THE
ARE... SAME THING.
 EXCEPT
ABOUT YOUR
PANTS.
AND WHEN
YOU'LL BE PUTTING
1 WONDER
WHERE THE YES, I WAS
SOME ON.
Asi WONDERING THE
ee SAME THING.

IT’S NOTHIN’ BUT

ROBOTS AND RUBBLE HERE,
MATE. WE’RE NOT EXACTLY
SNEAKIN’ THROUGH A
PANTS STORE...

I STILL DON’T SEE

WHY YOU COULDN’T HAVE
STOLEN PANTS OFF
THE DEAD MAN.

Y’DO KNOW WHAT

PEOPLE DO IN THEIR Care
WHEN THEY DIE, RIGHT?

IT WOULD STILL
BE PREFERABLE.
 EXCEPT
ABOUT YOUR
PANTS. ‘ERE, I’VE AN
f = AND WHEN IDEA. GIVE US
YOU’LL BE PUTTING YOUR COAT.
I WONDER a
WHERE THE 7 \ SOME ON.
YES, I WAS
Oren WONDERING THE
ee \ SAME THING.

IT’S NOTHIN’ BUT

ROBOTS AND RUBBLE H
MATE. WE’RE NOT EXAC
SNEAKIN’ THROUGH A
PANTS STORE...

I STILL DON’T SEE

WHY YOU COULDN’T HAVE
‘ STOLEN PANTS OFF
THE DEAD MAN.

\| 4 -
Y’DO KNOW WHAT
PEOPLE DO IN THEIR PANTS
WHEN THEY DIE, RIGHT? yes. y
I AM AWARE.
ST IT WOULD STILL
BE PREFERABLE.
 EXCEPT
ABOUT YOUR
By), Pants.
AND WHEN
I WONDER al iif YOU'LL BE PUTTING
WHERE THE AK SOME ON.
OTHERS
YES, I WAS ™~
WONDERING THE
ARE... SAME THING.

IT’S NOTHIN’ BUT

ROBOTS AND RUBBLE HE!
MATE. WE’RE NOT EXACT!
SNEAKIN’ THROUGH A
PANTS STORE...

I STILL DON’T SEE

WHY YOU COULDN’T HAVE
STOLEN PANTS OFF
THE DEAD MAN.

Y’DO KNOW WHAT

PEOPLE DO IN THEIR PANTS
WHEN THEY DIE, RIGHT? y' Y

IT WOULD STILL
BE PREFERABLE.
 EXCEPT
ABOUT YOUR

AND WHEN
YOU’LL BE PUTTING
I WONDER SOME ON.
WHERE THE YES, I WAS
OTHERS WONDERING THE
ARE... SAME THING.

I HEARD...

IT’S NOTHIN’ BUT

ROBOTS AND RUBBLE --EXACTLY...
MATE. WE’RE NOT EXAC
AKIN’ THROUGH A
PANTS STORE...
«+ WHAT
YOU SAID.

I STILL DON’T SEE

WHY YOU COULDN’T HAVE
STOLEN PANTS OFF
THE DEAD MAN.

Y’DO KNOW WHAT

PEOPLE DO IN THEIR PANTS
©; ; =
WHEN THEY DIE, RIGHT? YES. \
I AM AWARE.
IT WOULD STILL
BE PREFERABLE.
 EXCEPT
ABOUT YOUR

AND WHEN
U’LL BE PUTTING
I WONDER SOME ON.
WHERE THE 2
OTHERS
YES, I WAS
WONDERING THE ;
ARE... SAME THING. |
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I HEARD...
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IT’S NOTHIN’ BUT &
ROBOTS AND RUBBLE HERE, 2e-EXACTLY... Pa J
MATE. WE’RE NOT EXACTLY
SNEAKIN’ THROUGH A
PANTS STORE...
<
«-- WHAT
YOU SAID.

I STILL DON’T SEE

WHY YOU COULDN’T HAVE BUSHMAN,
STOLEN PANTS OFF THIS IS A $10,000
THE DEAD MAN. CUSTOM-TAILORED LOUIS
> — 4 = CRABBEMARCHE
< “~< JACKET.

Y’DO KNOW WHAT THE CLOTH IS

PEOPLE DO IN THEIR PANTS FROM SILKWORMS RAISED
WHEN THEY DIE, RIGHT? YES. AT A SUIT MICROFARM IN
I AM AWARE. TUSCANY, FROM A SECRET
PATTERN PASSED DOWN BY
IT WOULD STILL MONK TAILORS SINCE
BE PREFERABLE. THE SEVENTH CENTURY.
 I WILL LET WHEN YOU
YOU USE IT AS AN PRY IT OFF OF MY
i ADULT DIAPER... COLD, DEAD....
 I WILL LET ) WHEN YOU
YOU USE IT AS AN { PRY IT OFF OF MY
ADULT DIAPER... COLD, DEAD..

SEE ALL THESE

ROBOTS? THAT’S ME.
I DID THAT.

LAST ONE GOT A

COUPLE LUCKY SWINGS
IN, THOUGH.
LOOKIN’? DOES IT
LOOK BAD?

IT LOOKS
GOOD, RIGHT?
YEAH, I’LL PROBABLY
BE OKA\

MAN, AM
I TIRED, BY
THE WAY.
 Sai
zt O=
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 ore MAKE IT QUICK
GIVE US ; THOUGH. I AM REAL TIRED
A MOMENT. ma. a FOR SOME REASON.
SCOUT.
 THERE’S
SOMETHING
I NEED TO
TELL YOU.

YEAH?
OKEY DOKE.
MAKE IT QUICK
GIVE US THOUGH. I AM REAL TIRED
A MOMENT. ' . FOR SOME REASON.

4 I'LL BE
S\ RIGHT BACK.
{ WHAT’S NEW,
PUSSYCAT?

SOMETHIN’
I COULD WALK
TOWARD...
 SCOUT...
DO YOU KNOW
MY HIT SONG,
SEX BOMB?

PSH.
I’M AN ALIVE
HUMAN ON EARTH,
AIN‘T I?

CHECK
THIS CRAP
OUT.

I KNEW
YOU'D COME,
TOM JONES.

SCOUT,
27 YEARS AGO
I DROPPED A “SEX
BOMB” ON YOUR
MOTHER.

I WAS
YOUNG THEN, AND
I RAN FROM THE
EXPLOSION.
 SCOUT...
DO YOU KNOW
MY HIT SONG,
SEX BOMB?
BUT NOW THE
FALLOUT OF THAT SEX
BOMB HAS CAUGHT
PSH.
I’M AN ALIVE
UP WITH ME.
HUMAN ON EARTH,
AIN'T I?

THIS IS WHERE THE

ANALOGY STARTS TO
CHECK
| THIS CRAP
BREAK DOWN, SO IF IT’S
OUT. ALRIGHT WITH YOU I’LL
RETIRE THE SEX BOMB
METAPHOR NOW.

I KNEW
YOU'D COME,
TOM JONES.

SCOUT,
27 YEARS AGO
I DROPPED A “SEX
BOMB” ON YOUR
MOTHER.

I WAS
YOUNG THEN, AND
I RAN FROM THE
EXPLOSION.
 YOU’RE
STRONGER THAN
YOU’LL EVER
KNOW, JEREMY.
 YOU’RE
STRONGER THAN
YOU’LL EVER
KNOW, JEREMY.

I’M PROUD
OF YOU.

I’VE ALWAYS
BEEN PROUD
 YOU’RE
beep as THAN
YOU'L R
KNOW, JEREMY.

I’M PROUD
OF YOU.

I’VE ALWAYS
BEEN PROUD
 YOU’RE
STRONGER THAN
YOU’LL EVER
KNOW, JEREMY.

IVE ALWAYS
| BEEN PROUD
 HANK GOD
YOU’RE DEAD/ NOW
WE CAN FINALLY
HANG OUT/
YOU LIKE
FOOSBALL?

HOLY CRAP,
YOU GUYS GOT A
FOOSBALL TABLE
UP HERE?
 “A” FOOSBALL TABLE?
THANK GOD OH, DEAREST CHILD...
YOU’RE DEAD/ NOW
WE CAN FINALLY
HANG OUT/
YOU LIKE
FOOSBALL?

HOLY CRAP,
YOU GUYS GOT A
FOOSBALL TABLE
UP HERE?

THREE
FOOSBALL TABLES! )
HOLY CRAP, HEAVEN QW
IS THE BEST! _
 Z “A” FOOSBALL TABLE?
THANK GOD V/ OH, DEAREST CHILD...
YOU’RE DEAD/ NOW /
WE CAN FINALLY
HANG OUT/
YOU LIKE
FOOSBALL?

HOLY CRAP,
YOU GUYS GOT A
FOOSBALL TABLE
UP HERE?

FOOSBALL TABLES!
HOLY CRAP, HEAVEN
IS THE BEST!

FOR
YOU, GOD?
NAME IT.

«--CAN
I ASK YOU
A FAVOR?

-.-FLEX FOR
ME? JUST
ONCE?
 OKAY... OKAY...
GOTTA FOCUS...
YOU’RE FLEXIN’ FOR
GOD HERE...

THIS IS THE MOST

IMPORTANT FLEX YOU/LL
EVER DO PROBABLY.
 OKAY... OKAY...
GOTTA FOCUS...
YOU'RE FLEXIN’ FOR
GOD HERE...

THIS IS THE MOST

IMPORTANT FLEX YOU’LL
EVER DO PROBABLY.

TOO...
BRIGHT!
TOO
GLORIOUS!
 ~ 5 ey GIET
WHAT? MY
THE LADIES BACK @#SZING... TO THEM!
ON EARTH. THEY'VE ALL LAIN YES! y
WITH YOU, RIGHT? {

GEEZ,
THAT'S WHAT I'VE
BEEN SAYIN‘!

WHY, WERE
4 THEY SUPPOSED
TO?

OF ALL THE
UNGRATEFUL...

OOO, THAT DOES IT. \ I'LL SEND YOU BACK.

I AM GONNA SEND A... PLAGUE, _ \ BUT I SWEAR, THIS IS THEIR
OR A FLOOD OR... 4 LAST CHANCE TO ALL HAVE
| SEX WITH YOU.

WELL,
YOU'D BETTER GET
GOING.

OH, WHY EVEN he

BE CLEVER? I'M JUST ---OH.
GOING TO BLOW UP " AND SCOUT?
THE EARTH. i‘

AW, COME ON,

GOD. DON'T DESTROY
HUMANITY.

THEY'RE GOOD
PEOPLE AT HEART. JUST A
BUNCHA DUM-DUMS TRYIN’
THEIR BEST.
 \ WHAT?Z MY GIET
WY
THE LADIES BACK @#S%ING... TO THEM!
ON EARTH. THEY'VE ALL LAIN YES! ’
WITH YOU, RIGHT? /,

GEEZ,
THAT'S WHAT I'VE
BEEN SAYIN‘!

WHY, WERE
4 THEY SUPPOSED
TO?

OF ALL THE
UNGRATEFUL...

O00, THAT DOES IT. »~

I AM GONNA SEND A... PLAGUE, — }
OR A FLOOD OR... 7

OH, WHY EVEN

BE CLEVER? I'M JUST
GOING TO BLOW UP
THE EARTH.

AW, COME ON, '

GOD. DON'T DESTROY J
HUMANITY.

THEY'RE GOOD
PEOPLE AT HEART. JUST A
BUNCHA DUM-DUMS TRYIN’
THEIR BEST.
 BUTI
ALREADY GOT
A DAD.

AND HIS NAME

IS TOM JONES.

TOM JONES?
BUT YOUR FATHER
ISN’T—
 BUTI
ALREADY GOT
A DAD.

AND HIS NAME

IS TOM JONES.

OH. RIGHT.
YES, TOM
TOM JONES? JONES. IS...
BUT YOUR FATHER
ISN’T—
y TOM JONES IS
YOUR FATHER. VA

MAN, I JUST
“SN DROPPED A SEX BOMB ON THAT
psa STEAM ROOM!

SAY, WHO’S
UP FOR SOME
FOOSBALL?

HOW ABOUT
YOU, YOUNG FELLA?
YOU LOOK LIKE-
 SEE YOU
DECEMBER
4TH, 1987!
 SHOULD WE
BURY ‘IM?

SEE YOU
DECEMBER
4TH, 1987!
IF YOURE
HIDING A SHOVEL,
RINSE IT OFF AND
GIVE IT TO ME. BOLO ee
A WEAPON.

IT’S A DATE!
LATER, GUYS!
SHOULD WE
BURY ‘IM?
—
\ ~
ee
\ ere\” |

IF YOURE
HIDING A SHOVEL,
RINSE IT OFF AND I COULD USE
GIVE IT TO ME. A WEAPON.
 SHOULD WE
BURY ‘IM?

IF YOU'RE
HIDING A SHOVEL,
RINSE IT OFF AND I COULD USE
GIVE IT TO ME. A WEAPON.

IT’S A DATE!
LATER, GUYS!

a YOU HAVE GOT

\ \ TO BE @#8%ING
Vy) KIDDING ME.
 WHAT? WE CANNOT
FIGHT UNLUBRICATED/
THEN WE WOULD
JUST BE NAKED. WHAT ELSE
WE GOT?
THERE’S
ANOTHER WAVE

LUBE ME UP,
SWEETIE/ I AM GOING
OUT IN A BLAZE
OF HONEY!
——
OH/ HERE
ARE DRUMS OF
GASOLINE!

ZHANNA,
YOU ARE A GENIUS! SS)
YES/ I WILL
NOW YOU CAN LIGHT LIGHT US BOTH
ME ON FIRE! ON FIRE!

OH, YOU
ARE GONNA
LOVE IT/
OUR EYES
' \ / WILL BE THE FIRST TO
Ly
je Chey: y BOIL AWAY! THE EARS
WILL BE THE NEXT
THING TO GO.
 WHAT? WE CANNOT
FIGHT UNLUBRICATED/
THEN WE WOULD
JUST BE NAKED. WHAT ELSE

THERE’S
ANOTHER WAVE
COMING!
LUBE ME UP,
SWEETIE/ I AM GOING
OUT IN A BLAZE
OF HONEY!
a
OH/ HERE
ARE DRUMS OF
GASOLINE!

ZHANNA,
YOU ARE A GENIUS/ YES/ I WILL
NOW YOU CAN LIGHT LIGHT US BOTH
ME ON FIRE! ON FIRE/

OH, YOU
ARE GONNA
LOVE IT/
OUR EYES
WILL BE THE FIRST TO
BOTTLE BOIL AWAY/ THE EARS
IS EMPTY. WILL BE THE NEXT
THING TO GO.
ON SECOND
THOUGHT DO NOT LIGHT
US ON FIRE.
 —_ . AM =L oe= Gee (Ag a— = <¢
CONCERNED FOR HER/
\ BUT ALSO
Oe PROUD hj ; 7 YES, SHE Tey
MADE WORTHY
, SACRIFICE. SHE WILL 4

7
b>
==
»»»- PHONE
PHONE PHONE
PHONE...
_
 WE KILLED SO MANY © IAM 6
ROBOTS MISS PAULING CONCERNED FOR HER/ 60 L
IS BURIED UNDER BUT ALSO PROUD YES, SHE
A PILE OF THEM/ Cree: ac MADE WORTHY
. Z = : SACRIFICE. SHE 1,
BE Mi

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4 1SCLEARLY -
STILL ALIVE. a
a al
 ZHANNA, LOOK/
WE KILLED SO MANY IAM
ROBOTS MISS PAULING CONCERNED FOR HER/
IS BURIED UNDER BUT ALSO PROUD
YES, SHE
A PILE OF THEM! MADE WORTHY
SACRIFICE. SHE WILL
BE MISSED.

RIGHT, BUT...
SHE IS CLEARLY
STILL ALIVE.

ADMINISTRATOR!
IT’S PAULING.
I’M HERE.

COME ON,
\ COME ON...

ENGIE?
WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN? WHERE
ARE YOU?
 WELL Now,
I CAN'T SAY WHERE
IAM. .-WELL,
IT'S SORT OF IN
SPACE. I'M SO

---BUT I’M GONNA

NEED THAT AUSTRALIUM
Y'ALL WERE LOOKIN’

1 MAN.
THIS IS BAD.
NN
aSy

walT’S MY FAULT. \
JUST... PUT HER ON.
I'LL GIVE HER THE
BAD NEWS.
 WELL NOW,
I CAN'T SAY WHERE
I AM. .WELL,
IT'S SORT OF IN
SPACE. I'M SO
BUT IAM
WITH HER. AN’ I
“ HATE TO PUT A
A i RUSH ON IT...
@ N
/ ox, YW)
VEN
—Z™

Pp a
| mae, ...BUT I’M GONNA M
| NEED THAT AUSTRALIU
| Y'ALL WERE LOOKIN’
| " | WELL, SHE
CAN’T COME
TO THE PHONE
RIGHT NOW.

OH, MAN.
| THIS IS BAD.

7)
A\ T/LL HAVE
HER CALL YA
~ BACK.
_
\J

walT’S MY FAULT. >

JUST... PUT HER ON.
I'LL GIVE HER THE
BAD NEWS.
 rit
HELLO?
ENGIE? Sa

WHO IS ON
PHONE.
 ZHANNA,
CAN I TELL YOU
A SECRET?

WHO IS ON }
PHONE.

YOU HAVE
BROKEN
SOMETHING.

I...
THAT WAS
MY BOSS.

SHE’S PLANNING \
SOMETHING BIG. SHE’S “ SO ne
BEEN PLANNING IT HER .
WHOLE LIFE. FOR A LOT
OF LIFETIMES,
ACTUALLY. G AND WE
WILL HELP.
AND I THINK
I SCREWED IT
ALL UP.
 AND I WANT
YOU TO KNOW FOR WHAT
I'M SORRY. I SAID BACK
THERE IN THE
SUBMARINE.

YOU ARE
A PART OF
THE TEAM.

THANK YOU.
YOU ARE WEAK
WOMAN. BUT YOU [i
HAVE STRONG
SKULL. Th
I.
MISS PAULING,
I ALSO WANT WHAT?
TO TELL YOU — UM. YEAH. OF
SECRET. \ COURSE.
 AND I WANT
YOU TO KNOW FOR WHAT
I'M SORRY. I SAID BACK
THERE IN THE
SUBMARINE.

YOU ARE
A PART OF
THE TEAM.

STAY
THANK YOU. & . WV, OM
YOU ARE WEAK AY MAN
WOMAN. BUT YOU f
HAVE STRONG j
SKULL. i
i

MISS PAULING,
I ALSO WANT
TO TELL YOU UM. YEAH. OF
SECRET. Z COURSE.
 AND I WANT
YOU TO KNOW FOR WHAT
I'M SORRY. I SAID BACK
THERE IN THE
SUBMARINE.

YOU ARE
A PART OF
THE TEAM.

STAY
THANK YOU. . < WAY FROM
YOU ARE WEAK AY MAN
WOMAN. BUT YOU J
HAVE STRONG
1S
Uf
MISS PAULING,
I ALSO WANT
TO TELL YOU . UM. YEAH. OF
SECRET. Z COURSE.
 AND I WANT
YOU TO KNOW FOR WHAT
I'M SORRY. I SAID BACK
THERE IN THE
THANKS. SUBMARINE.
AND... =
YOU ARE
A PART OF
THE TEAM.

STAY
THANK YOU. AWAY FROM
YOU ARE WEAK MY MAN.
WOMAN. BUT YOU
HAVE STRONG
SKULL.

MISS PAULING,
I ALSO WANT WHAT?
TO TELL YOU UM. YEAH. OF
SECRET. COURSE.

I SEE
YOU WATCHING f
HIM.
I UNDERSTAND.
LOOK AT THIS.
ANY WOMAN WOULD
WANT THIS.
 YOU TO KNOW FOR WHAT
I'M SORRY. I SAID BACK
THERE IN THE
SUBMARINE.
YOU ARE
A PART OF
THE TEAM.

THANK YOU. AWAY FROM

YOU ARE WEAK MY MAN.
WOMAN. BUT YOU a
HAVE STRONG
SKULL.

MISS PAULING,
I ALSO WANT WHAT?
TO TELL YOU . UM. YEAH. OF
SECRET. COURSE.

I SEE
YOU WATCHING WHAT ARE
HIM.
I UNDERSTAND. We I YOU GALS GABBING
LOOK AT THIS. \E ABOUT?
ANY WOMAN WOULD
WANT THIS.
 MY EYES WOULD BECAUSE YOU HAVE
HAVE TO DRESS BEEN LITERALLY NAKED
T AM TELLING THE ENTIRE TIME WE'VE
MISS PAULING I BEEN ON THE ISLAND/
WILL KILL HER IF
SHE LOOKS AT
YOU AGAIN.

I HAVE FOUGHT NAKED

MY WHOLE LIFE. BUT I HAVE 7 ™
NEVER FELT NAKED UNTIL
THIS MOMENT.

FOR SHAME,
MISS PAULING/ YOU ARE
MY BOSS! FOR SHAME,
YOU HAVE BEEN MISS PAULING.
UNDRESSING ME WITH FOR SHAME.
YOUR EYES SINCE
WE ESCAPED!

YOU IDIOTS.
WHY CAN'T
YOU BE...
 MY EYES WOULD BECAUSE YOU HAVE
HAVE TO DRESS BEEN LITERALLY NAKED
T AM TELLING YOU FIRST! THE ENTIRE TIME WE'VE
MISS PAULING I BEEN ON THE ISLAND/
WILL KILL HER IF
SHE LOOKS AT
YOU AGAIN.

I HAVE FOUGHT NAKED

MY WHOLE LIFE. BUT I HAVE
NEVER FELT NAKED UNTIL
THIS MOMENT.

FOR SHAME,
MISS PAULING/ YOU ARE .
MY BOSS!
YOU HAVE BEEN \ MiSs PAULING.
UNDRESSING ME WITH | FOR SHAME.
YOUR EYES SINCE 4
WE ESCAPED!

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UGH.
YOU IDIOTS.
WHY CAN'T
YOU BE...
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 VE BEEN HONESTLY, YOU
LOOKING THROUGH PROBABLY WOULD HAVE
YOUR FILE. ENDED UP HERE ANYWAY.
I FEEL SILLY THAT WE
EVEN BOTHERED WITH
A CONTRACT.

YOU'VE \ I'D SAY

BEEN A REAL YOU GOT THE
MONSTER UP BETTER OF US
ON THIS ONE.
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VE BEEN = 5 HONESTLY, YOU

LOOKING THROUGH \ { PROBABLY WOULD HAVE
YOUR FILE. \ \ ENDED UP HERE ANYWAY.
I FEEL SILLY THAT WE
EVEN BOTHERED WITH
A CONTRACT.

YOUVE < : I'D SAY

| BEEN AREAL ) | YOU GOT THE
MONSTER UP [ ! BETTER OF US
| ON THIS ONE.

STILL,
A DEAL'S A DEAL,
AND HERE YOU
ARE.

I'M SURE
YOU'LL FIND THE
PAPERWORK
IN ORDER.

IF YOU COULD JUST

INITIAL BY YOUR ORIGINAL
SIGNATURE, WE'LL GET YOU
OUT OF HERE AND ON
YOUR WAY TO HELL.
 VE BEEN HONESTLY, YOU
LOOKING THROUGH PROBABLY WOULD HAVE
YOUR FILE. ENDED UP HERE ANYWAY.
I FEEL SILLY THAT WE
EVEN BOTHERED WITH
A CONTRACT.

YOU'VE I'D SAY

BEEN A REAL YOU GOT THE
MONSTER UP BETTER OF US
THERE. ON THIS ONE.

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YES, HERE IN ARTICLE NINE
STILL, LET’S SEE... SECTION SEVEN IT SAYS THE
A DEAL'S A DEAL, CONTRACT IS ONLY BINDING
AND HERE YOU IF YOU OWN A MAJORITY
ARE. OH/ NOW THIS IS STAKE IN MY SOUL...
INTERESTING.
I'M SURE
YOU'LL FIND THE
PAPERWORK
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WE OWN ALL OF
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IF YOU COULD JUST A | i
INITIAL BY YOUR ORIGINAL ’
SIGNATURE, WE'LL GET YOU
OUT OF HERE AND ON =
YOUR WAY TO HELL.
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ORIGINALLY,
YES, THIS WAS
THE CASE.

BUT YOU SEE,

I'VE SINCE SURGICALLY
ADDED EIGHT MORE.
 ORIGINALLY,
YES, THIS WAS
THE CASE.

BUT YOU SEE,

I'VE SINCE SURGICALLY
ADDED EIGHT MORE.

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HOWEVER, I DO CONCEDE
THAT WITH 1/9TH OWNERSHIP,
HAVE CERTAINLY EARNED A SEAT
ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
OF MY SOULS.

SO/ LET'S PUT IT

TO A VOTE: WHO THINKS I
SHOULD GO TO HELL?
 AH/
ORIGINALLY,
YES, THIS WAS
THE CASE.

BUT YOU SEE,

@ I'VE SINCE SURGICALLY
\ ADI DED EIGHT MORE.

HOWEVER, I DO CONCEDE
THAT WITH 1/9TH OWNERSHIP,
YOU HAVE CERTAINLY EARNED A SEAT
ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
OF MY SOULS.

SO/ LET'S PUT IT

TO A VOTE: WHO THINKS I
SHOULD GO TO HELL?
 AH/
ORIGINALLY,
YES, THIS WAS
THE CASE.

BUT YOU SEE,

@ I'VE SINCE SURGICALLY
\ ADI DED EIGHT MORE.

HOWEVER, I DO CONCEDE
THAT WITH 1/9TH OWNERSHIP,
YOU HAVE CERTAINLY EARNED A SEAT
ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
OF MY SOULS.

SO/ LET'S PUT IT

TO A VOTE: WHO THINKS I
SHOULD GO TO HELL?
 AH/
ORIGINALLY,
YES, THIS WAS
THE CASE.

BUT YOU SEE,

I'VE SINCE SURGICALLY
ADDED EIGHT MORE.

SO THAT'S
HOWEVER, I DO CONCEDE eee ANRIGUr
THAT WITH 1/9TH OWNERSHIP, ¢ So MEATER
U HAVE CERTAINLY EARNED A SEAT :
ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
OF MY SOULS.
SO! LET'S PUT IT on
TO A VOTE: WHO THINKS I | IF YOU
SHOULD GO TO HELL? | COULD CALL ME
 i

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--eDENIED! |.
 IF YOU WERE TO
SEND ME BACK TO EARTH,
SAY, FOR ANOTHER
FIFTY YEARS...
 IF YOU WERE TO
SEND ME BACK TO EARTH,
SAY, FOR ANOTHER
FIFTY YEARS...

WELL.
YOU'RE A CLEVER
MAN. YOU TEMPTED ME
ONCE, AFTER ALL.
I'M SURE YOU'LL
FIGURE OUT A WAY TO
TRICK ME OUT OF MY
OTHER EIGHT SOULS.
 IN FACT:
IF YOU WERE TO THAT’S A LOVELY
SEND ME BACK TO EARTH, LOOKING PEN/
SAY, FOR ANOTHER
FIFTY YEARS...

WELL.
YOU'RE A CLEVER
MAN. YOU TEMPTED ME
ONCE, AFTER ALL.
I'M SURE YOU'LL
FIGURE OUT A WAY TO ot
TRICK ME OUT OF MY
OTHER EIGHT SOULS.
 IN FACT:
IF YOU WERE TO THAT’S A LOVELY
SEND ME BACK TO EARTH, LOOKING PEN/
SAY, FOR ANOTHER
FIFTY YEARS...

WELL.
7 YOU'RE A CLEVER
MAN. YOU TEMPTED ME
‘ ICE, AFTER ALL.

I'M SURE YOU'LL

FIGURE OUT A WAY TO
TRICK ME OUT OF MY ) f <
OTHER EIGHT SOULS. G \ (
 / IF YOU WERE TO THAT’S A LOVELY
{ SEND ME BACK TO EARTH, LOOKING PEN/
SAY, FOR ANOTHER
FIFTY YEARS...

YOU'RE A CLEVER
| MAN. YOU TEMPTED ME
ONCE, AFTER ALL.
I'M SURE YOU'LL
FIGURE OUT A WAY TO
TRICK ME OUT OF MY
OTHER EIGHT SOULS.

I SAID
THAT’S A LOVELY
LOOKING PEN.
 “IF YOU WERE TO THAT’S A LOVELY
{ SEND ME BACK TO EARTH, LOOKING PEN/
SAY, FOR ANOTHER
FIFTY YEARS...

ME

I'M SURE YOU'LL

FIGURE OUT A WAY TO
TRICK ME OUT OF MY j
OTHER EIGHT SOULS. A \ (

WOULD YOU
I SAID GIVE ME A SOUL
THAT’S A LOVELY FOR THIS—
LOOKING PEN.
 SEE, YOU'RE WELL
ON YOUR WAY! I DON'T
OHHHH, LIKE MY CHANCES.
WHAT HAVE I 2 AT ANY RATE,
a I SHOULD REALLY
GET GOING.
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SEE, YOU'RE WELL z,) Sy” FOR ABUNCHA

OHHHH,
ON YOUR WAY! I DON'T Qe J LOSERS, YOU GUYS
LIKE MY CHANCES. SURE ARE HARD
WHAT HAVE I
AT ANY RATE,
I SHOULD REALLY A TO KILL.

GET GOING.
fe(i

YOU ARE A
COWARD.

WINNIN’S
WINNIN’, PAL.
 SEE, YOU'RE WELL FOR A BUNCHA
ON YOUR WAY! I DON'T LOSERS, YOU GUYS
OHHHH, LIKE MY CHANCES. SURE ARE HARD
WHAT HAVE I TO KILL.
AT ANY RATE,
I SHOULD REALLY
GET GOING.

YOU ARE A
COWARD.

HHH:
YOU THINK I
CARE?

WINNIN’S
WINNIN’, PAL.
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TROUBLE YOU FOR
A MOMENT?
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TROUBLE YOU FOR

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A MOMENT?

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FRANKENSTEIN?
BUT I SHOT—

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DETONATOR.
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I’M TERRIBLE AT
NAMING THINGS.
EITHER WAY,
IT INDUCES

BABOON UTERUS
I PUT INSIDE YOU.
 I THINK I GAVE
YOU... YES, TRIPLETS.
THREE HEALTHY BABOON
FETUSES. MAYBE FOUR/
I’VE LOST COUNT.

THE IMPORTANT
THING IS WHEN I PRESS THIS
BUTTON, THEY WILL INSTANTLY GROW
INTO FULLY DEVELOPED BABY
BABOONS IN YOUR
ABDOMEN.

ON THE SMALL END,

THEY’RE USUALLY ABOUT 30
POUNDS AT BIRTH. ALTHOUGH A
HEALTHY MALE CAN REACH
UP TO 80 POUNDS/

AND THAT’S
WITHOUT THE FERTILITY
HORMONES I'VE BEEN
PUTTING IN YOUR
RATIONS!
 I THINK I GAVE
YOU... YES, TRIPLETS.
THREE HEALTHY BABOON
FETUSES. MAYBE FOUR/
I’VE LOST COUNT.

THE IMPORTANT
THING IS WHEN I PRESS THIS
BUTTON, THEY WILL INSTANTLY GROW
INTO FULLY DEVELOPED BABY
BABOONS IN YOUR
ABDOMEN.

ON THE SMALL END,

THEY’RE USUALLY ABOUT 30
POUNDS AT BIRTH. ALTHOUGH A READY TO BE
HEALTHY MALE CAN REACH A MOTHER?
UP TO 80 POUNDS/
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AND THAT’S
WITHOUT THE FERTILITY
HORMONES I'VE BEEN
PUTTING IN YOUR
RATIONS!
 I THINK I GAVE
YOU... YES, TRIPLETS.
THREE HEALTHY BABOON
FETUSES. MAYBE FOUR/
I’VE LOST COUNT.

THE IMPORTANT
THING IS WHEN I PRESS THIS
BUTTON, THEY WILL INSTANTLY GROW
INTO FULLY DEVELOPED BABY
BABOONS IN YOUR
ABDOMEN.

ON THE SMALL END,

THEY’RE USUALLY ABOUT 30
POUNDS AT BIRTH. ALTHOUGH A READY TO BE
HEALTHY MALE CAN REACH A MOTHER?
UP TO 80 POUNDS/

AND THAT’S
WITHOUT THE FERTILITY
HORMONES I'VE BEEN
PUTTING IN YOUR
RATIONS!
 I THINK I GAVE
YOU... YES, TRIPLETS.
THREE HEALTHY BABOON
FETUSES. MAYBE FOUR/
I’VE LOST COUNT.

THE IMPORTANT
THING IS WHEN I PRESS THIS
BUTTON, THEY WILL INSTANTLY GROW
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INTO FULLY DEVELOPED BABY
BABOONS IN YOUR y
ABDOMEN.

ON THE SMALL END,

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POUNDS AT BIRTH. ALTHOUGH A \ pencatcnes
HEALTHY MALE CAN REACH ( 3
UP TO 80 POUNDS! L
AND THAT’S
WITHOUT THE FERTILITY
HORMONES I'VE BEEN
PUTTING IN YOUR
RATIONS!
A-ARE YOU
KIDDING ME?

OF COURSE
I’M KIDDING
YOU.
 IS GOOD
TO HAVE YOU
BACK, DOCTOR.

IT IS GOOD
TO BE BACK,
MY FRIEND.
 IS GOOD
TO HAVE YOU HEH. BABOON
BACK, DOCTOR. TRIPLETS. STEROIDS.
PREGNANCY PEN.
y COME UP WITH BLUFF
THAT INSANE,
DOCTOR.
IT IS GOOD
TO BE BACK,
MY FRIEND.

OH, IT WAS
NOTHING. ANY FIELD
MEDIC WORTH HIS
BONE SAW IS SKILLED
AT THE ART OF
IMPROVISATION.
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TO HAVE YOU HEH. BABOON
BACK, DOCTOR. : . S| TRIPLETS. STEROIDS.
(\ PREGNANCY PEN.
ONLY YOU COULD
] COME UP WITH BLUFF
i THAT INSANE,
DOCTOR.
(T'S GooD \
TO BE BACK,
MY FRIEND.” /

OH, IT WAS
NOTHING. ANY FIELD
MEDIC WORTH HIS.
BONE SAW IS SKILLED
AT THE ART OF
IMPROVISATION.

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 IS GOOD
TO HAVE YOU
BACK, DOCTOR.
HEH. BABOON
[
S| TRIPLETS. STEROIDS. )
(eae PREGNANCY PEN.
ONLY YOU COULD
COME UP WITH BLUFF
4 THAT INSANE,
DOCTOR.
IT IS GOOD
TO BE BACK,
MY FRIEND.

OH, IT WAS
NOTHING. ANY FIELD
MEDIC WORTH HIS.
BONE SAW IS SKILLED
AT THE ART OF
IMPROVISATION.
WHERE IS...
AH/ THERE.

THREE
BABOONS! HOW THE HUMAN
PREPOSTEROUS. BODY CAN
GESTATE ONE,
MAYBE TWO
BABOONS AT
MOST.

ACTUAL BABOON
PREGNANCY
INDUCTOR.

I SIMPLY
COULDN'T GET TO
MY MEDICAL KIT
IN TIME.
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BEAT US?
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DID YOU
BEAT US?

WE SPENT SIX YOU WANNA

MONTHS HUNTIN' DOWN KNOW HOW WE
HER BEST. ECHELON. BEAT YOU?
CITADEL.

TEAM VANGUARD,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.

WE GOT
‘EM ALL. WE BEAT

ALL SHE
HAD LEFT WAS
| YOU REJECTS.
 THE HELL...

DID YOU
BEAT US?

WE SPENT SIX YOU WANNA

MONTHS HUNTIN' DOWN KNOW HOW WE
HER BEST. ECHELON. BEAT YOU?
CITADEL.

TEAM VANGUARD,
FOR GOD'S SAKE. I HONESTLY
HAVE NO #¢%@#
CLUE.

WE GOT
‘EM ALL. WE BEAT

ALL SHE
=| HAD LEFT WAS
4 YOU REJECTS.

HOW...
THE HELL...
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WAS JUST LUCK. MAYBE
IT WAS SOMETHING

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IT’S BECAUSE
WE DON'T HAV! a
SOULS. | AY
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GOOD AT SAYING HORRIBLE
THINGS TO DYING MEN,
MISS PAULING.

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NICE. J
I MANAGED TO GET
THE WHOLE SPEECH
OUT BEFORE HE DIED
THIS TIME.
 UH... WELL.
THIS.
THIS HERE’S THE
LAST BIT OF AUSTRALIUM
ON EARTH, MA’AM. NO, THAT’S
‘BOUT UNACCEPTABLE.
FOUR HOURS WE’LL SIMPLY HAVE
THIS TIME. TO FIND MORE.

TALKED TO MA‘AM.
PAULING. THE NEW THERE /S
ZEALAND CACHE NO MORE.
IS GONE.

HOW MUCH ©
DO WE HAVE
LEFT?
 WE JUST HAVE
TO FIND IT.

THERE
IS ALWAYS
MORE, MISTER
CONAGHER.

THINK YOU’RE
HEARIN’ ME,
 WE JUST HAVE
TO FIND IT.

THERE
IS ALWAYS
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I DON’T
THINK YOU’RE
HEARIN’ ME,
 J THERE
IS ALWAYS
MORE, MISTER
CONAGHER.

THINK YOU’RE
HEARIN’ ME,
MA‘AM.
 MISTER
CONAGHER...
 MA‘AM,
I... I KNOW THIS
AIN’T EASY.
BUT WITH THE
MARK 5, THIS MUCH COULD
STILL GETCHA FIVE, SIX
MONTHS OF LIFE.

YOU THINK MY FAMILY’S

MAYBE IT’S TIME BEEN WORKING FOR
YOU TOLD ME YOU FOR... WELL, A
ABOUT THAT? LONG DAMN TIME.
RIGHT. THAT
‘SOLD DEBT” YOU
BEEN SETTLIN’. NEVER TOLD ME.
AN’ I NEVER

I AM SORRY THAT
WHATEVER YOU WERE
TRYIN’ TO ACCOMPLISH
HERE, YOU DIDN’T GET TO. BUT
I TRULY AM. MA‘AM, IT IS
OVER.
NO. YOU’RE
RIGHT.
I’VE TRIED TO
KEEP THIS GOING
AS LONG AS I
COULD. I...
I EVEN
THOUGHT I WAS
DONE ONCE.

I DON’T THINK
I’LL EVER STOP
WANTING IT.
«AS MUCH AS
) I DID WHEN I WAS IT’S BECOME...
A LITTLE GIRL. EVERYTHING.

BUT
YOU’RE RIGHT.
IT’S OVER.
y AND IF
I’M GOING TO

ALL OF IT...
WELL...
NO. YOU’RE
RIGHT.
I’VE TRIED TO
KEEP THIS GOING
AS LONG AS I
COULD. I...
I EVEN
THOUGHT I WAS
DONE ONCE.

I DON’T THINK
I’LL EVER STOP
WANTING IT.
«AS MUCH AS
I DID WHEN I WAS IT’S BECOME...
A LITTLE GIRL. EVERYTHING.

BUT
YOU’RE RIGHT.
IT’S OVER. 1
: AND IF
[ 1M GOING TO
| CALL AN END TO
ALL OF IT...
WELL...
 YOU
USED ALL
OF IT?

MA‘AM!
YOU... YOU JUST
CUT YOURSELF DOWN
FROM SIX MONTHS
TO AN HOUR!

IF YOU’RE
LUCKY!
 YOU... YOU JUST
CUT YOURSELF DOWN
FROM SIX MONTHS

IF YOU’RE
LUCKY!

MORE THAN
ENOUGH TIME.
LET’S END
THIS.

BE CONCLUDED