Today was my first day entering a court.

The judge shouted “Order, Order!!”

I was so excited,
So I shouted back “fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special
ice mineral water.”
I am now locked up in a dark room.
I am sure they will bring my order soon.

THE BIGGEST LIE

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the
biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” Said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t
even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave ten dollars to the teacher.

Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!

*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?
Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.

u are a billionaire!!

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of liters per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of liters per day.
Interviewer (naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer (now annoyed): Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the
same?
Farmer: Because, the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.