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In a zombie apocalypse, you would be safe Everyone has watched at least one zombie Apocalypse
movie or TV show. Zombies feast on the brains of people that are alive. They go for brains because it
makes them feel better by easing the pain of the living. If someone insults you, throw the zombie and
brains joke, the interpretation would kill them as it would mean they are brainless. PAY ATTENTION:
Unlock exclusive features from TUKO.co.ke - join our membership! 2. All I see is a projection from a
lonely soul Miserable people project a lot. They will see you in a happy relationship, having a thriving
career, or excited about something and feel bad about it. Someone who is always insulting others is
often projecting. They are projecting their misery on you and displaying how sad their lives are. They are
lonely and bored and want you to be like them. READ ALSO 50+ awesome baddie captions for Instagram,
Snapchat, TikTok 3. What a total waste of the earth’s space Oh, this one hurts! A troll will insult you and
expect you to be quiet. Don’t be. This line means that they are worthless; they don’t matter. They are
occupying space that could be filled with something or someone else. This line means that even the
trees or garbage outside have more value than them. 4. You know what they say about opinions and a-
hole? Go with this line if you are not shy about being vulgar. As nasty as it sounds, the line is true. Just
like everyone has an a-hole, they are allowed to have an opinion. However, their opinion on you does
not move you because you too have yours. Tell this to that loser that thinks they are the only individual
that can throw words. 5. Do some soul searching; you might find one A man and 2 ladies talking outside
a building. Photo: @Alexis Brown Source: UGC This is such a smart thing to say. It appears you are giving
them advice, but you insult them subtly instead. Telling someone to do some soul searching implies that
they have no soul. They are incapable of having feelings, are not important, and are not as good as they
may think. READ ALSO Prayer for enemies to leave me alone 6. You are always masking your emotional
scars with insults This is deep. Someone who is damaged emotionally or mentally may mask their
emotions with abuse. They will use offensive words, be calm with people’s emotions and even appear
sad. They are sad because they only get attention when they insult you. Go with this line if you want to
pass a profound message. 7. Are you proud of yourself? I bet you are now Don’t you like how sarcastic
this line is? It is mocking, and it gets the point home. What is the end goal for people who insult others
unprovoked? Do they want a cookie at the end? Are they looking to appear like gangsters? If someone
offends you out of nowhere, ask them if they are proud after; 9 out of 10 times, they will lack an answer
to your question. 8. Parents, hug your kids a little more READ ALSO Why do I attract toxic people?
Possible reasons and how to fix it This is an indirect insult to them. You are saying they were not loved at
home and were not hugged. People who come from homes where the parents didn’t fully love them
end up wretched and will always find something to fill the gap that the parents left. They are mean
because they did not get the attention they wanted at home. They are insulting you because they were
not hugged when young. 9. There goes captain obvious Oh, this is a great one! Some people like
insulting others based on known things. Someone will insult your height, skin complexion, or how you
live. They are saying things known to you, thinking that you will be irritated. Call them "captain obvious"
and watch them cower in shame. 10. Google yourself before you judge me; you will be surprised The
internet can be good or bad, depending on your use. Google is one of the most popular search engines
and has almost all the answers. However, using this line can be tricky if you do not know someone who
insults you well. Only use this line if your digital print is pleasant and your abuser has an unappealing
internet presence. READ ALSO Dope quotes about love, friends, haters, and much more 11. Are you
always this stupid or putting extra effort today? This is one of the best replies to insult. This comeback
essentially means that they are dense, always are, and today they are more dim-witted. No one wants to
be taken as slow or foolish. Use this line whenever you are insulted, and it will be the best comeback
ever. Two ladies sitting on a wooden beach. Photo: @Jarritos Mexican Soda Source: UGC 12. Did you
over*dose on laxatives? There seems to be a lot of cr*ap coming out of your brain You know how
laxatives function. Being told that you have used laxatives when you have not is not a good thing. This is
a smart insult and may take one a minute before they grasp what you are implying. You will surely break
them if you use this line, and they will slow down with the slurs. 13. You wake up on the wrong side of
the bed every day READ ALSO 30 biggest pet peeves in relationships that will drive you crazy You have
those bad days when things don’t go as planned. The saying woke up on the wrong side of the bed
implies that your day is not going well. How weird would it be if someone woke up on the wrong side of
the bed every day? Someone who enjoys insulting others always wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.
Use this smart reply to shut them up. 14. It Looks like there is a problem everywhere you go Human
beings generally want to be loved by everyone. You want to be the party's life and the person that
lightens up a room when you walk in. However, other people are the exact opposite; they always have
problems whenever they go. If you are insulted by someone, ask them if they are the kind that brings
problems with them 15. Behold, the village idiot made it out of the village today! READ ALSO Top 80 of
the best weird quotes about real life You can ignore someone who insults you, but you can also discard
decency and choose to call them an idiot. No one likes the village idiot. He is clumsy, slow, and deals
with things like it is 1969. The village idiot is dumb and knows very little. Being compared to the village
idiot can sure lower your self-esteem. Has someone insulted you maliciously? Call them the village idiot
and see how upset they will be. 16. I would hate myself too if I were you Telling someone that you
would hate to be them will break them. You will leave them asking questions about themselves; is it
their personality? Their face? Lifestyle? Background? This is one of the passive-aggressive ways of
throwing back insults. Don’t mind if you break them with words; they had it coming when they insulted
you first. 17. I am sorry you feel bad that I called you an idiot. I thought you already knew READ ALSO
Best hurting quotes for girlfriend or boyfriend This is a classic reply. Calling someone an idiot can push
them to the wall. You are insinuating that they know nothing; they are unintelligent and are probably
the slowest in their clique. Go for anything if they insulted you first; their lack of intelligence, character
or financial background. 18. Someone is missing a couple of brain cells, right? Attacking someone’s
intellect always works. Talk about their brains, how they have failed at things, and how they are not the
sharpest tool in the box. Do not hold back. People laughing. Photo: @Priscilla Du Preez Source: UGC
Telling someone they lack brain cells is equivalent to saying they are brain dead, but there is no
difference between them and someone comatose. 19. It would be nice if you lose some of those calories
by running your mouth This is how to respond when someone insults your appearance. Being trolled
and insulted about your physical features is one of the worst forms of verbal abuse. Have you ever been
around people who cannot shut up? Someone who is always running their mouth and does not know
when to stop? Go as low as possible for this type of people. READ ALSO The best savage quotes for your
ex 20. Life would have been so much easier if you came with a mute button This is another smart thing
to say. People that are constantly insulting others should be stopped by whatever means. Tell them you
would prefer they were mute and use strong words if you can. Being insulted can mess with your mental
being. Do not go down without a fight. Frequently asked questions What should you do if someone
insulted you? This depends on your personality. Some people prefer to walk away while others insult
back. If you are good with words, do not hesitate to use them. How do you insult someone in the text?
Be natural and use words that sting the most. Add emojis and mix up words that express how exactly
you feel. Use memes and gifs to complete the insults. How do you react if someone insults your friend?
Understand friendship dynamics before jumping on the insults. You can help your friend insult back if
they are cool with it, or take a back seat and wait for them to handle it themselves. How do you ignore
someone who insults you? Walk away if you are in the same location as them. If the insults are done
online or via text, block them. Block their numbers and delete any chats you had with them. Is using
humour when insulting back great? Using humour is the perfect way of responding to insults. Be
sarcastic, crack running jokes and respond with more absurdity. How do you insult someone politely? Do
not shout. Use a low tone and be meek. You can make the filthiest of insults sound modest if you place
your wording well. Can you learn how to insult? Yes. Learn how to insult by observing people insult
others. You can also watch dramatic movies and TV shows with adult content. READ ALSO Top 50
hilarious quotes that will make you smile If you consider yourself intelligent, you should have smart
things to say when someone insults you. There are pros to ignoring those abusing you, but letting them
throw words at you may lead to disrespect in future. Do not let the insults escalate if you have a way of
stopping them. Don’t let the bully win; use your mouth to strike back. Tuko.co.ke published an article on
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