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11 THE TALK OF THE TOWN
Evan Osnos on long-shot Presidential candidates;
pronouncing DeSantis; a Wes Anderson boyhood;
break-dancing to the Olympic Games; brands to watch.
PROFILES
Lauren Collins 16 That Was Awkward
Pilvi Takala’s art of excruciation.
SHOUTS & MURMURS
Alyssa Brandt 23 A Parents’ Guide to Campus Tours
LETTER FROM INDIA
Manvir Singh 24 Lives in the Balance
An epidemic of dowry killings.
A REPORTER AT LARGE
Dexter Filkins 30 Borderline Chaos
The U.S. immigration system at breaking point.
THE SPORTING SCENE
Louisa Thomas 42 Comebacker
Daniel Bard’s recurrent battles with the yips.
FICTION
Saïd Sayrafiezadeh 50 “Civil Disturbance”
THE CRITICS
POP MUSIC
Amanda Petrusich 56 The apotheosis of Taylor Swift.
A CRITIC AT LARGE
Keith Gessen 59 Did Western policies make Putin’s rise inevitable?
BOOKS
63 Briefly Noted
Parul Sehgal 65 Codes, criticism, and Lorrie Moore’s latest novel.
MUSICAL EVENTS
Alex Ross 68 A new Salvatore Sciarrino opera; remembering Kaija Saariaho.
THE THEATRE
Vinson Cunningham 70 Branden Jacobs-Jenkins’s “The Comeuppance.”
POEMS
Elisa Gonzalez 36 “Visitation”
Garrett Hongo 46 “Litter for the Taking”
COVER
Roz Chast “Fireworks Megastore”

DRAWINGS Victoria Roberts, Tom Cheney, Zachary Kanin, Meredith Southard, Emily Flake,
William Haefeli, John McNamee, Frank Cotham, Hartley Lin, Liana Finck, Barbara Smaller,
Sara Lautman, Peter Steiner, Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby SPOTS Pierre Buttin
CONTRIBUTORS
Dexter Filkins (“Borderline Chaos,” Louisa Thomas (“Comebacker,” p. 42) is
p. 30) is a staff writer and the author a staff writer at The New Yorker.
of “The Forever War,” which won a
National Book Critics Circle Award. Manvir Singh (“Lives in the Balance,”
p. 24), an incoming assistant professor
Lauren Collins (“That Was Awkward,” of anthropology at the University of
p. 16), a staff writer since 2008, is the California, Davis, is at work on a book
author of “When in French: Love in about shamanism.
a Second Language.” She is working
on a book about Wilmington, North Parul Sehgal (Books, p. 65), a staff wri-
Carolina. ter since 2021, teaches in the graduate
creative-writing program at New York
Saïd Sayrafiezadeh (Fiction, p. 50) pub- University. She received a Robert B.
lished the story collection “American Silvers Prize for Literary Criticism
Estrangement” in 2021. earlier this year.

Roz Chast (Cover) is a longtime New Keith Gessen (A Critic at Large, p. 59),
Yorker cartoonist. Her book “I Must Be a contributing writer at the magazine,
Dreaming” is forthcoming in October. is the author of “A Terrible Country.”
He teaches at Columbia Journalism
Garrett Hongo (Poem, p. 46 ) is the School.
author of, most recently, “The Perfect
Sound: A Memoir in Stereo.” Alyssa Brandt (Shouts & Murmurs,
i do, i do (blessing + good choice)
p. 23) is a humor writer. She lives in
Elisa Gonzalez (Poem, p. 36 ), the Cincinnati.
recipient of a 2020 Rona Jaffe Foun-
dation Writers’ Award, will publish Dan Greene (The Talk of the Town,
her début poetry collection, “Grand p. 14) is a member of the magazine’s
Tour,” in September. editorial staff.
after all those years,
the one you wanted
just walks right up. it’s still early
to say, but based on my
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than you had believed: it’s a
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CONFRONTING TRAUMA us, ethics begins with looking at an-
other person’s face.
Rachel Aviv, in her piece about the in- Yola Monakhov Stockton
tertwined lives of the writer Alice Se- Assistant Professor of Photography

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bold and Anthony Broadwater, the in- University of Hawai‘i at Mānoa
nocent man wrongfully imprisoned Buffalo, N.Y.
for Sebold’s rape, provides valuable in-
sight in describing the complex harms FOREST FOR THE TREES
endured by victims of sexual assault in
cases of exoneration (“Words Fail,” Jill Lepore, in her article about our re-
May 29th). Both Sebold and Broad- lationship with trees, states that “a for-
water are victims of the actual rapist, est is an ecosystem, and a tree farm is
and of a justice system that set Sebold a monoculture” (“Root and Branch,”
up to fail as a witness. Instead of ig- May 29th). This may be true for in-
noring victims during post-conviction dustrial tree farms, but Lepore over-
litigation, as routinely happens, we looks a large portion of forest owner-
should recognize that conventional ap- ship. Thirty-nine per cent of forest land
proaches risk retraumatizing all vic- in the U.S. is owned by families and
tims, and also take into account what other nonindustrial private entities.
assistance they might need during My family has owned three hun-

BE A
the process. There are organizations, dred acres on a ridge above the Cowlitz
such as the nonprofit Healing Justice, River, in southwest Washington State,

FORCE
that are dedicated to helping every- for more than fifty years. Rather than
one affected by these cases; in pro- create a monoculture, we plant diverse
grams such as these, assault victims species, including Douglas fir, Western
and justice-system victims support one
another and work together to protect
future victims.
red cedar, Western white pine, incense
cedar, Port Orford cedar, and alder. We
grow trees longer than a typical in-
FOR GOOD
James M. Doyle dustrial tree farm does, harvesting at
Salem, Mass. eighty or ninety years, instead of forty. Your name can live on
This allows a variety of mosses and
Aviv’s searing and beautifully written underbrush to flourish: Oregon beaked as a champion of the
piece goes a long way toward ques- moss, electrified-cat’s-tail moss, sword
tioning presuppositions about whose ferns, salal, red huckleberry. Each stand
causes, communities,
perspective rises to the status of the in our forest is the preferred habitat and places dear to
protagonist. Aviv effectively transfers of different animals and birds. The
the story’s nexus from Sebold’s expe- Western saw-whet owl likes a twelve- you...for generations
rience to the life-altering trauma of year-old thicket of fir and ponderosa
Broadwater’s wrongful and protracted pine; deer find soft green bites in a
to come.
incarceration, which resulted from mis- four-year-old stand of red cedar and
takes and abuses that were hiding in white pine. Family forest owners have
plain sight. a deep love and knowledge of trees and
Why, then, does the story open have much to teach us as we try to un-
with a full-page photograph of Se- derstand how to live more gently on
bold, seen from an intimate distance, our planet.
while Broadwater’s portrait, given less Ann Stinson
than half a page, appears in the mid- Toledo, Wash.
dle of the story, and shows him from
farther away? A different placement • Kickstart your charitable legacy
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opher Emmanuel Levinas reminds of correspondence we cannot reply to every letter.
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As “Summer for the City” kicks off, open-air performances and social-dance evenings take over the plaza at
Lincoln Center, through Aug. 12. On opening night, June 14, couples dance salsa under a sparkling ten-foot
disco ball (designed by Clint Ramos, and pictured above), to tunes by the band 8 y Más, featuring the Barcelona-
based singer Lucrecia. Also in the first week, the choreographer Kyle Abraham curates a dance festival, and a
Juneteenth celebration includes a piece by the soulful Ronald K. Brown, performed by his company, EVIDENCE.
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As ever, it’s advisable to check in advance tian Borle) and Jerry (J. Harrison Ghee), hid- high, the clothes cool. This new play by Tori
to confirm engagements. ing out with an all-girl band—has a multiracial Sampson—directed by Taylor Reynolds—set
cast, including the Black bandleader Sweet Sue mostly in 1967, in Oakland, California, tells a
(NaTasha Yvette Williams, astounding) and her counterfactual prehistory of the 1968 murder
lead chanteuse, Sugar Kane (Adrianna Hicks). case against the Black Panther leader Huey P.
THE THEATRE But, more important, the nonbinary performer Newton. It takes place in a bar owned by Miss
Ghee plays Jerry, who becomes Daphne, here in- Trish (Libya V. Pugh), whose daughter Sassy
terpreted as a true self. “You could have knocked (Antoinette Crowe-Legacy) cuts hair just a few
Monsoon Wedding me over with a feather,” Ghee sings in one of the feet away from where the drinks are served. (For
Translating a film to the stage stumps even the show’s finest numbers (while wearing one of the some reason, nobody worries about getting a
great Mira Nair, who conceived and directed costume designer Gregg Barnes’s finest num- loose coil in their grits.) A trope-heavy cast of
this musical adaptation of her stunning 2001 bers), because “that lady that I’m loving is me.” characters flows through the bar, grinding to-
film. It’s a violation of texture, not plot, since The show is broad, elegant, vivid, and stuffed to ward a twist that fiddles with the past. The story
the book writers, Arpita Mukherjee and Sabrina the gills with tap dancing, but it’s Ghee’s expres- makes its milieu a mere backdrop, and leaves its

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Dhawan (who wrote the screenplay), don’t much sion of radiant, rapturous fulfillment that gives characters to languish in a soup of vague direc-
overhaul the updated story: love of all kinds the show its sense of muchness.—H.S. (Reviewed tion.—V.C. (Vineyard; through June 25.)
still blooms at the festivities for the arranged in our issue of 12/26/22.) (Shubert; open run.)
marriage of Hemant (Deven Kolluri) and Aditi
(Salena Qureshi), which has drawn their far-
flung families to New Delhi. Nair plays produc- This Land Was Made DANCE
tively with multilingualism and intermedia: in What are writers looking for when they set sto-
one instance, the wedding contractor PK Dubey ries amid the radical movements of the sixties?
(Namit Das) imagines himself in a Bollywood Some of it, surely, is the moral certainty of that Bryant Park Picnic Performances
fantasy; David Bengali’s projections show him already settled era, its aura of courageous en- Free dance performances in Bryant Park con-
in goofy, heroic slo-mo. But the original’s humid gagement against clear evil. The stakes were tinue with two split bills. The first features
vigor has been too much leached away. Songs
baldly state thoughts that once glimmered in
subtext, and Aditi has been flattened from a
sensualist to a caricature. The show does end ON BROADWAY
with an exhilarating group number, but it’s tell-
ing that Nair chooses a song from the movie,
Sukhwinder Singh and Mychael Danna’s “Aaj
Mera Jee Kardaa (Kaava Kaava),” rather than
anything by this musical’s team—the composer
Vishal Bhardwaj and the lyricists Masi Asare and
Susan Birkenhead have not themselves made a
particularly happy match.—Helen Shaw (St. Ann’s
Warehouse; through June 25.)

Prima Facie
Suzie Miller’s latest one-woman play—which
comes to Broadway, directed by Justin Martin,
after a widely ballyhooed première in London—
runs on rhythm toward its harrowing end. Jodie
Comer plays Tessa, a tenacious, win-obsessed
lawyer who has developed something of a spe-
cialty in defending men accused of rape and
sexual assault. Beneath her prolix monologues,
full of praise for the logic of the law, even under
squeamish circumstances, a bass-heavy stream of
music often plays. This insistent element of pro-
duction design makes it seem all the more inevi-
table—even fated—when Tessa has a personal en-
counter that shakes and, in due time, breaks her
faith in how the world doles out justice. Comer’s
performance is virtuosic: Martin’s direction often Once upon a time in Chicago, a Britney Spears jukebox musical was poised
helps her achieve moments of tense ecstasy. But to make its world première. Then, alas, the opening was rescheduled for
the play’s important subject matter isn’t served, spring, 2020, whereupon covid struck, shuttering theatres across the
really, by the closed-off nature of the one-per-
son show. The problem, after all, is other peo- land. Oops! The show was postponed again. Upon a third time, it did
ple.—Vinson Cunningham (Golden; through July 2.) première, though by then the musical had relocated to Washington, D.C.
Now, at last, “Once Upon a One More Time” comes to Broadway (at the
Some Like It Hot Marquis, in previews, opening June 22). But lo, bitch! ’Tis no ordinary
Broadway musical adaptations of movies about jukebox musical. Spears’s songs have been interwoven with a book by Jon
cross-dressing have been like buses lately: if Hartmere to revamp the stories of Cinderella (played by Briga Heelan, also
you missed “Tootsie,” in 2019, “Mrs. Doubtfire”
was right behind it. Where each of those efforts making a Broadway début) and other fairy-tale princesses. These sweet
ILLUSTRATION BY GOSIA HERBA

accepted its source material’s basic premise (de- damsels dwell in a happy-ever-hereafter, endlessly reënacting their nar-
spite the way both had aged), the artists who ratives. One day, Cinderella’s fairy godmother (Brooke Dillman) swoops
adapted Billy Wilder’s classic film “Some Like
It Hot”—the composer-lyricist Marc Shaiman, in from Brooklyn and introduces feminism, which makes Cinderella
the lyricist Scott Wittman, the book writers Mat- question everything and everyone—including her supposedly charming
thew López and Amber Ruffin, and the director prince ( Justin Guarini, of “American Idol” Season 1 fame). Presiding
Casey Nicholaw—have dislodged the beloved
Wilder treasure from its sprockets. Now this over the revels and the revelations as co-director-choreographers are
tale—of two accidental witnesses, Joe (Chris- the husband-and-wife team of Keone and Mari Madrid.—Dan Stahl

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two up-and-coming contemporary choreog- 16 brings Califone, indie lifers whose music, ing drums and molten bass of the closer,
raphers: Terk Lewis, formerly with Complex- like Horn’s, seems beamed in from a secret Dom & Roland’s “Time.”—Michaelangelo
ions Contemporary Ballet, and the charismatic world.—Jay Ruttenberg (Union Pool; June 15.) Matos (Streaming on Spotify.)
and questioning Kayla Farrish. The second is
percussive and upbeat, with the tap-kathak-
and-flamenco trio Soles of Duende sharing Met Orchestra Vision Festival
the stage with the inspirational tap dancer CLASSICAL The conductor Yannick Nézet- JAZZ The Vision Festival is heartily commit-
Josh Johnson.—Brian Seibert (Bryant Park; Séguin’s interpretive style—dynamic, mus- ted to free jazz—whether it’s defined as jazz
June 15-16.) cular, decisive, and, well, loud—finds its best unfettered by formal restrictions or jazz that’s
outlet in extroverted, highly dramatic pieces. free to call on all that went before it and per-
Undertaking the Metropolitan Opera’s annual haps anything that’s still to come. Now in its
Flamenco Vivo Carlota Santana trip to Carnegie Hall, he leads the company’s twenty-seventh edition, the enduring event
For forty years, this company has been a vital orchestra and chorus in Brahms’s intense “Ein brings together luminaries of the genre (among
institution in the New York flamenco scene Deutsches Requiem,” with the singers Nadine them William Parker and Dave Burrell) with
but, also, a troupe without a strong identity, Sierra and Quinn Kelsey, and in the New York contemporary adherents. Special performances
relying on a continually changing roster of première of Luis Ernesto Peña Laguna’s “Orai- include a tribute to Alice Coltrane by the per-
special guests. That’s true again of its anniver- son.” The following week, the Canadian mae- cussionist Hamid Drake, featuring the festival
sary program at the Joyce; this time, the guests stro and the orchestra return, this time with founder, Patricia Nicholson; the Mark Dresser

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are María Bermudez, José Maldonado, and the soloists Angel Blue and Russell Thomas, 7, with the band leader joined by the flautist
Andrés Peña.—B.S. (Joyce Theatre; June 13-18.) for the perfection of the final act of Verdi’s Nicole Mitchell and the saxophonist Marty
“Otello.” Also on the bill are a Matthew Ehrlich; Hear in Now Extended, with the
Aucoin première, Tchaikovsky’s amorously cellist Tomeka Reid and the pianist Angelica
sweeping “Romeo and Juliet” Overture-Fan- Sanchez; and the Reggie Workman Celebra-
MUSIC tasy, and Bernstein’s animated Symphonic tion Band, which finds the legendary bassist
Dances, from “West Side Story.”—Oussama playing alongside the pianist Jason Moran, the
Zahr (Carnegie Hall; June 15 and June 22.) saxophonist Odean Pope, and the vocalist Jen
Jana Horn Shyu.—Steve Futterman (Roulette; June 14-18.)
ROCK The years leading up to the recording
of Jana Horn’s new album, “The Window Is “Omni Trio’s Journey Through
the Dream,” found the singer with a broken Withered Hand: “How to Love”
turntable, a wonky laptop speaker, and a five- Moving Shadow” ROCK Simple arrangements go an engagingly
hundred-page-per-week reading habit—which DRUM ’N’ BASS Last month, the complete dis- long way on “How to Love,” the new album by
together resulted in a kind of music fast. Her cography of Moving Shadow, one of drum Dan Willson, an Edinburgh-based troubadour
spell of silence seems to have informed the ’n’ bass’s foundational labels, went live on who performs as Withered Hand. Recently
ravishing emptiness that permeates the LP, Spotify. It’s an immense catalogue, studded resurfaced after a nearly decade-long hiatus,
her second. Spectral and strangely soothing, with many of the genre’s early classics, and the artist is still on a vulnerably philosophical
Horn’s work aligns with a fraternity of the the label commissioned a handful of its quest, as if he spent his time away with his soul
lonely that cuts across genres: traces of Young artists to make playlists. A twenty-song under a microscope. Though built from folksy
Marble Giants, Syd Barrett, and Broadcast selection from Omni Trio, the alias of the acoustic guitar and Willson’s raggedly stretched
all waft through her songs. She plays Union producer Rob Haigh, is particularly entic- tenor, the jangly song structures on “How to
Pool during a fertile week for the venue. The ing. It moves from drum ’n’ bass’s rough- Love” deftly embrace pop-rock flourishes and
evening prior, the club hosts Bar Italia—post- and-ready early emergence, circa 1992, to the intermittent introduction of horns, organs,
punk upstarts dripping chicness and prom- the smoother, jazz-tinged glide that Moving backup singers, and strings. Willson left a re-
ise, who are in town from London on their Shadow (and Omni Trio) specialized in be- ligious upbringing for art school long ago, but
maiden sweep through America. And June ginning around 1995, through to the clank- spiritual questions remain. “Did something burn
inside my heart?” he asks in the song “Give My-
self Away.” And even before confessing to what
ROCK seems like a dance with the devil on the balladic
title track, he offers a wistful explanation: “I’m
not afraid to try,” he sings. “I’m afraid of trying
When tickets for the Cure’s North and not feeling good enough.”—K. Leander Wil-
American tour went on sale in March, liams (Streaming on select platforms.)
the front man Robert Smith expressed
his frustration with the apparatus that “You Are My Friend: A Concert
dictates how fans see the group live. In Tribute to Sylvester”
the months since, the singer has pushed DISCO Among the most fitting festivities of
Pride Month is a celebration of the disco
to make more concert seats available, queen Sylvester, whose gender-and-genre-
and affordable. Such a response is in line bending career ascended with hits such as
with the credo of a band that helped “You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)” and
“Dance (Disco Heat),” which sound as eu-
create the goth-rock subculture and phoric today as they did in the seventies.
define post-punk—and of an artist Starting out as a member of the surrealist
performance troupe the Cockettes, Sylvester
ILLUSTRATION BY CLAIRE MERCHLINSKY

who has been tormented by the idea was one of the first openly gay disco stars and
of becoming a machine or a business. an uncompromising cultural presence until
As the Cure prepares to release its first his death, from AIDS, in 1988. In this free
tribute, presented by Lincoln Center, younger
album in nearly fifteen years, “Songs of generations carry on Sylvester’s audacious
a Lost World,” it takes over Madison legacy. Under the musical direction of the
writer and scholar Jason King, the event fea-
Square Garden from June 20-22—with tures the pop singer-songwriter Dawn Rich-
an epic set that sprinkles new, existential ard, the folk artist Anjimile, the dance-music
fixtures Kevin Aviance and Inaya Day, the
cuts into its famously gloomy, classic Chicago-house icon Byron Stingily, and the
catalogue.—Sheldon Pearce Broadway performer Mykal Kilgore. The

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eclectic bill is further evidence that in every
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note of Sylvester’s falsetto was a fabulous
prophecy.—Jenn Pelly (Damrosch Park; June 15.)

ART

Behjat Sadr
“What I produce bears the traces of my life
and of what I see everywhere,” the Iranian
abstract artist (and force of nature) Behjat
Sadr once said. This entrancing survey of
nineteen works by Sadr, who died in 2009,
at the age of eighty-five, begins in the mid-
fifties, when she first poured paint onto a
canvas that she’d laid on the floor, moving the
color around until she achieved not simply the
look that she wanted but the feeling that she
was after. The tension between the fluidity
of her forms and the near-lapidary quality of
her hand precisely articulates the marriage
of chance and choice in her practice. (See,
for example, the wild, undulating ribbons in
the 1977 piece “Untitled,” which are metic-
ulously carved into black pigment.) By the
nineteen-eighties, when illness limited her
ability to work, Sadr created collages from
photos and oil paint, constructing images of “Horses: The Death of a Rider” (at the Vito Schnabel gallery, through
desolate, dreamlike places—visions, rather July 29) is a jewel of a show, featuring sixteen paintings, made across
than sites.—Jennifer Krasinski (Institute of Arab five decades, by Giorgio de Chirico—meditations not on horses, per
and Islamic Art; Aug. 27.)
se, but on their symbolic heft. The story of Nietzsche’s devastating
encounter with an abused equine first moved de Chirico to take on
“Sarah Sze: Timelapse” the subject, in 1910. The philosopher’s revelation: how immeasurably
In 1957, while construction was still under way,
Frank Lloyd Wright led a reporter through cruel humanity. (“Combat of Puritans,” circa 1955, above, suggests
the Guggenheim. As they ascended the spiral, that the artist agreed with him.) Looking around this exhibition, one
Wright said of the oculus overhead, “You will gets the feeling that de Chirico also painted horses because painters
never lose a sense of the sky.” The same is true
of the museum’s phenomenal show “Sarah Sze: historically painted horses—and he was, above all, devoted to the
Timelapse,” and not only because it counts, classics. As ever, his compositions unbalance all sense of time, place,
among its seemingly infinite motifs, birds in and scale. His beasts may stand in a single landscape, but they rarely
flight, horizon lines, and clusters of clouds.
From sunset to sunrise, when the museum share the same gravitational pull; they range from the muscularly
is closed, Sze projects footage of the moon modelled to the near-cartoonish, flat and funny. One of the show’s
onto the building’s façade, mirroring the revelations: “Battle at a Castle,” from 1946, in which a mighty steed,
lunar phases visible in the night sky above.
Inside, the American artist—a MacArthur mid-gallop in the foreground, stares directly at the viewer, while his
Fellow, who represented the U.S. at the 2013 rider surveys the bloodshed. Imagine the artist placing those delicate
Venice Biennale—unites sculpture, painting, daubs of white to complete the horse’s eyes—the animal now staring
photography, drawing, and video in intricate
constellations of everyday objects, which seem back at his creator—so that they might, for a moment, commiserate
to be in the process of making themselves as about the mad world of men.—Jennifer Krasinski
viewers encounter them. (All but two of the
works here were conceived specifically for the
site; on view in the lobby and on the topmost
ramp, they bracket an equally excellent and of formal radicalism and political struggle. beginning or end, visitors have no choice but
simpatico survey of Gego, a German Venezu- Thanks to the curators Stuart Comer and to drop in and wander off. But other pieces
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elan modernist sculptor.) A little, torn ink-jet Michelle Kuo, “Signals” unfolds grace- here are feats of concision, including Song
image of the night sky appears at the outset fully, albeit unchronologically, with care- Dong’s “Broken Mirror,” from 1999, which
of the show, in “Diver,” a landscape of sorts, ful consideration given to the inevitable employs the simple yet metaphorically rich
which lifts the eye from the lobby fountain demands on a viewer’s time (and senses) visual trick of shattering one reflected image
up to the oculus by means of a nearly ninety- which such a deluge of moving-image work in order to reveal a second, concealed scene.
foot-long piece of blue string, a deceptively presents. Near the beginning of the show, Perhaps the starkest contrast on view is
simple line drawing that transforms the empty strong installations establish themes of between early, optimistic experiments in
space that Wright’s ramp encircles into an media critique and spatial intervention. A interconnectivity and an array of works that
art-making material unto itself.—Andrea K. fantastic piece by Gretchen Bender, from capture mass protests and state violence, or
Scott (Guggenheim Museum; Sept. 10.) 1990, features a bank of monitors—sten- illuminate the use of video for surveillance
cilled with gnomic provocations such as and disinformation. In the final gallery, a
“body ownership”—that screen television video by New Red Order (a self-described
“Signals: How Video broadcasts. Embedded in a wall-swallowing “public secret society” with a rotating mem-
text painting by Martine Syms, from 2017, is bership), from 2020, deploys digital effects
Transformed the World” her own piece “Lessons I—CLXXX,” from to imagine the repatriation of Indigenous
Utopian visions mingle with dystopian 2014-18, a computer-randomized montage of objects, making a visually epic and power-
nightmares in this ambitious exhibition footage found on the Internet. Since neither fully trenchant statement.—Johanna Fateman
about the video revolution—a global story Bender’s nor Syms’s video works has a real (Museum of Modern Art; July 8.)

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MOVIES
new-Hollywood classics, but the feel of the
movie is intimate and handmade, as if Lowery
trusively intimate closeups and seething silences
(and when it erupts, stand back). The script, by
were renewing, lovingly and poignantly, the Denis and the novelist Christine Angot, reveals
landscape’s ruined landmarks and infusing them the evasions that both sustain and threaten the
Ain’t Them Bodies Saints with his own memories and dreams. Released in couple’s relationship, and it links their private
The director David Lowery’s bighearted Texan 2013.—Richard Brody (Streaming on Tubi, Prime conflicts to French society at large, by reference
melodrama, set in the seventies, stars Casey Video, and other services.) to racial politics—as in Sara’s broadcasts and
Affleck and Rooney Mara as a young married in Jean’s conflicts with his son, Marcus (Issa
couple, Bob Muldoon and Ruth Guthrie, who Perica). A philosophical interlude midway
try to shoot their way out of a corner after rob- Both Sides of the Blade through offers a liberating vision of progress
bing a bank. Bob takes the rap and rots in jail The French director Claire Denis’s three recent via uninhibited discourse.—R.B. (Streaming on
while Ruth gives birth to their daughter; when collaborations with the actress Juliette Binoche Prime Video, Hulu, and other services.)
Bob escapes, the small town mobilizes for his ar- are modernist twists on classic genres, and this
rival—especially Sheriff Patrick Wheeler (Ben latest one, from 2022, is a melodrama—an emo-
Foster), an officer and a victim of the shoot-out, tionally bruising one, of fierce love in middle The Quiet Man
who in Bob’s absence has been courting Ruth. age. Binoche plays Sara, a radio journalist who John Ford’s bluff and sentimental comedy, from
Lowery filters the classic lovers-against-the- lives in Paris with Jean (Vincent Lindon), a 1952, set in the Irish countryside, is as much an
world plot through a romantic-modernist sen- former professional rugby player and an ex-con anthropological adventure as a romantic rhap-
sibility, fragmenting and foregrounding the ac- who is trying to get back on his feet as a sports sody. It stars John Wayne as Sean Thornton,
tion to capture shuddering depths of mood with scout, in partnership with a younger business- a big-shouldered American boxer who leaves
impressionistic images and fleeting gestures, man named François (Grégoire Colin), who hap- Pittsburgh for his native Innisfree, where he
the hush of impassioned voices, and the flash of pens to be Sara’s ex. Denis delights in the virtual buys the “wee humble cottage” where he was
steadfast, yearning gazes. The grand emotional ballet of chance encounters and furtive glances born. There, he meets—in a cinematically ec-
spectrum recalls golden-age Westerns, and the across the city’s workaday spaces; the repressed static burst of love at first sight—a flame-haired
attention to tone and texture is reminiscent of passion of the romantic triangle emerges in in- shepherdess, Mary Kate Danaher (Maureen
O’Hara), whose pig-headed, bull-chested
brother (Victor McLaglen) opposes the union.
Deeply enmeshed, beyond all expectation, in
WHAT TO STREAM local customs—including the formalized rites
of courtship—Sean finds that tradition reaches
all the way into the conjugal bed, as the second
half of the movie pivots on the consummation
of the marriage and the violent battle for family
honor on which it depends. Couched as a rem-
iniscence by the village coachman and match-
maker (Barry Fitzgerald), this lyrical ballad is
filled with lavish greenery and antic characters
whose manner conceals deep conscience and an
iron will. Though Sean deploys the New World’s
freethinking ways to break down oppressive
rules, the enveloping community offers the
tormented pugilist an old-school measure of
redemption.—R.B. (Streaming on Paramount+,
Prime Video, and other services.)

To Die For
Gus Van Sant’s 1992 movie—his funniest to date
but also his least adventurous—tells the story
of Suzanne Stone (Nicole Kidman, pushy and
perky), a suburban nobody who, bored with her
husband (Matt Dillon), decides to become a
somebody in the world of television. She joins
a local station, starts to shoot a documentary
about three schoolkids, and gradually lures
them into her web. You expect Suzanne to as-
The Criterion Channel, a prime site for streaming classic movies, also offers cend to great things, but the fame she craves
noteworthy new international and independent films, including “Cette turns out to be no less parochial than the town
Maison” (“This House”), the first feature by the Haitian Canadian director that she despises. The film, adapted by Buck
Henry from Joyce Maynard’s novel, is smartly
Miryam Charles, a daring blend of documentary and fantasy that invests structured, but Van Sant’s touch is uncertain:
a deeply personal drama with a wide historical scope. In 2008, Charles’s the story’s satirical bite begins to loosen as his
fourteen-year-old cousin, Terra, who lived in Bridgeport, Connecticut, was camera lingers more and more on the disaf-
fected teen-agers. One of them is played by
sexually assaulted and killed in her home. In the film, she is presented as a Joaquin Phoenix, whose brother River was so
character named Tessa (Schelby Jean-Baptiste) and is portrayed, in the course extraordinary in the director’s “My Own Pri-
of her lifetime and in the present day, as eternally fourteen. Tessa is paired vate Idaho”; it’s as though Van Sant longs to
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recapture the wayward, carnal atmosphere of


with her mother, Valeska (Florence Blain Mbaye), in scenes set in their home the earlier movie but finds himself locked in a
town and in the house of relatives in Quebec, and also on a theatrical set smaller, more brittle project. The film proves
from which they imagine—and summon to the screen—filmed images of the his cleverness and the sharpness of his eye with-
out ever giving him full rein.—Anthony Lane

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family’s home country of Haiti, while Charles’s incantatory voice-over evokes (Reviewed in our issue of 10/2/95.) (Streaming on
Tessa’s fictional first-person point of view. The dramatic reconstruction is es- Tubi, Prime Video, and other services.)
sentially a ghost story, and Charles endows the actors with hieratic tones and
gestures as she conjures a mother-daughter bond—and a life of self-explo- For more reviews, visit
ration and wide adventure—unbound by the limits of time.—Richard Brody newyorker.com/goings-on-about-town

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carefully layering sheets of dough with Gruyère on his traditional, non-lami-
sheets of butter, to create tender flakiness. nated baguette. Both bread and sand-
You might say that ALF, a bakery wich are great, but I was even more
that opened in April, in Chelsea Market impressed by the ham sandwich at Radio

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(75 Ninth Ave.), specializes in lamination. (135 India St., Brooklyn), another new
Amadou Ly, who worked previously at bakery, in Greenpoint. Radio, from the
Arcade Bakery, laminates not only all the team behind Rolo’s, in Ridgewood,
TABLES FOR TWO expected viennoiserie—his Danishes are Queens, skews more Italian than French:
especially wonderful, including a recent instead of baguette, there is a phenom-
A Proliferation of Bakeries iteration topped with satiny panna cotta, enal stirato, a variant of ciabatta, longer
perfectly poached rhubarb, and basil— and thinner (more like its French coun-
Earlier this year, Rick Easton, the propri- but also baguettes, encasing long, shapely terpart), and made here with a super-
etor of the Jersey City bakery Bread and loaves in sleeves of croissant dough. A hydrated dough, which gives it a squishy,
Salt, co-authored (with his wife, the food laminated baguette does not prove, in stretchy crumb. The ham is paired with
writer Melissa McCart) a book called my experience, an ideal accompaniment a potent rosemary compound butter; for
“Bread and How to Eat It.” Though it to a roast chicken, which is perhaps my another sandwich, lovely and light, the
includes recipes for sourdough and pizza favorite way to eat a baguette: the texture stirato is layered with roasted cauliflower
bianca, it’s mostly about what you can is wrong, not crusty and craggy enough. or squash, green tahini, peperoncini, and
do with the professionally baked stuff: But it does level up the classic scenario a generous amount of fresh dill.
make toast and sandwiches when it’s of baguette as morning-coffee compan- There is plenty of viennoiserie here,
fresh, croutons and bread crumbs after ion, spread thickly with butter and jam, too, including a savory coiled croissant
it’s gone stale. “Personally, I think peo- melding the richness of a croissant with streaked through with ’nduja, the spicy,
ple who bake bread at home are nuts,” the chewiness of bread. spreadable pork sausage; a triple-choc-
Easton writes. “It’s time-consuming. It’s Ly’s laminated brioche, meanwhile, olate croissant; and a supremely crisp
inefficient. Home ovens aren’t designed makes for a wonderful chicken sandwich, twice-baked pistachio croissant. It says
to bake bread. . . . Plus, why make your a whole, small rectangular loaf split and a lot about New York’s bakeries that the
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FOR THE NEW YORKER; ILLUSTRATION BY JOOST SWARTE

own when you can buy something great stuffed with thin slices of cold meat plus latter, though topnotch, is not my favor-
from your local bakery, as people have for silky roasted red peppers, Coquillo black ite pistachio croissant in the city: that
thousands of years?” olives, arugula, pickled onion, and capers, designation goes to the one at Librae
Easton’s point can be read as self-in- overflowing from crackly, snaking twists (35 Cooper Square), in the East Village,
terested, sure, but I tend to agree with of pastry. His excellent Tunisian Tuna where the viennoiserie has a Middle East-
him, especially given the ongoing rise of sandwich (a.k.a., in Tunisia, a fricassée; ern bent. Librae’s croissant incorporates
excellent bakeries in New York. His idea Easton includes a recipe in his book) rose water in its pistachio filling, and dried
rings truer still when applied to what is open-faced, on a thick slice of tangy rose petals are sprinkled atop a thick stripe
the French call viennoiserie: yeasted, sourdough, the fish dressed in a brightly of chopped pistachio that arches along
enriched baked goods, such as brioche, peppery harissa mayo and topped with the top. I would never in a million years
cinnamon buns, and croissants, the last heirloom tomato, cucumber, capers, hard- attempt to make it myself. (Viennoiserie
of which also requires the incredibly boiled egg, and Coquillos. and sandwiches range from $4 to $18.)
labor-intensive process of lamination— Ly also makes a classic ham-and- —Hannah Goldfield
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COMMENT ness of time, they could blast the race Last week, when Christie entered the
LONG SHOTS wide open. The effect will depend, in burgeoning field of Republican Presi-
part, on the strategic calculations of dential contenders, he asked to be viewed
ow do you campaign against a po- his opponents. anew, as a slashing apostate with a unique
H litical rival for whom there is no
conceivable precedent? When the Depart-
In Chris Christie’s 2021 book, “Re-
publican Rescue,” the former governor
power to torpedo Trump’s chances. In a
kickoff speech in New Hampshire, on
ment of Justice indicted Donald Trump, of New Jersey mapped out a high-toned June 6th, he condemned the former Pres-
last week, on counts arising from his han- way for Republicans to escape Trump’s ident as a “lonely, self-consumed, self-
dling of classified documents, he became dominance and regain the White House. serving mirror hog.” The market for
not only the first former President in “The infighting has to end. So does the Christie’s metamorphosis, however, is
American history to face federal charges wallowing in the past,” he wrote. “We not clear; he left office in 2018 with a
but also the most confounding front-run- need to be the party that embraces the favorability rating of thirteen per cent,
ner ever in a Presidential primary. Trump truth even when it’s painful.” It was an and, in a recent CNN poll, sixty per cent
is a candidate for Commander-in-Chief incongruous message from Christie. In of Republicans said that they would not
who now faces thirty-seven counts for 2016, he called Trump a “caring, genu- vote for him “under any circumstances.”
refusing to return material related, ac- ine, and decent person,” and, four years So does Christie have the independence
cording to the indictment, to “United later, tried to insure his reëlection by and the rhetorical skill to change Re-
States nuclear programs; potential vul- prepping him for debates. Christie even- publicans’ attitudes about Trump’s fit-
nerabilities of the United States and its tually balked at the effort to overturn the ness for office? Another long-shot Re-
allies to military attack; and plans for election, but his publisher nevertheless publican candidate, Asa Hutchinson,
possible retaliation in response to a for- promoted him as “a key Trump insider the former governor of Arkansas, called
eign attack.” Trump, who first came to and longtime friend.” on Trump to “respect the office and end
power assailing his rival, Hillary Clin- his campaign,” but Hutchinson barely
ton, for her storage of sensitive informa- registers in the polls. Will stronger can-
tion, is now accused of urging an attor- didates follow suit?
ney to “hide or destroy documents,” and Trump’s former Vice-President, Mike
of allowing unqualified civilians to see Pence, is, like Christie, hoping that a
secret files. In one instance, at his golf bout of late-onset honesty can fortify a
club in New Jersey, the former President vaporous level of popularity. Most Re-
is alleged to have told visitors about a publican candidates have avoided talking
classified “plan of attack” against Iran, about the violence of January 6th, but
and was recorded on tape admitting that Pence, in his campaign-launch speech
“this is still a secret.” last week, outside Des Moines, said
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The federal indictment came two that Americans “deserve to know” that
months after Trump was indicted in Trump “demanded I choose between
Manhattan on thirty-four counts related him and our Constitution.” Voters, he
to a hush-money case. Those charges, added, now face the same choice: “And
which he denied, gave him a boost in anyone who asks someone else to put
the polls. The latest counts, which Trump them over the Constitution should never
also denies, could further fortify his grip be President again.”
on the Republican Party or, in the full- But Pence also revealed the limits of
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his principles. Asked at a CNN event more personal. After a limp début, on a bered by his legal liabilities and DeSan-
the night before Trump’s indictment glitchy Twitter livestream, he has cam- tis flames out. In either case, Scott could
about the ongoing investigations, he de- paigned heavily in Iowa but wedded him- give Democrats trouble in a tight gen-
clared that “no one’s above the law,” but self to an angry, esoteric culture-war lex- eral election.
also, wincing, urged the Justice Depart- icon, as if he were focussed primarily on The indictment in the documents
ment not to indict his former boss, on winning support from Elon Musk and case could be followed by others—in
the ground that it would be “divisive” very online Republicans. Washington, Georgia, or elsewhere. It’s
and “send a terrible message to the wider By early this month, most polls had tempting to dismiss the field of long
world.” After the news broke, Pence said Trump far out front, supported by at shots for their hypocrisies or their ec-
that he was “deeply troubled to see this least fifty per cent of Republicans—more centricities, but American elections are
indictment move forward.” His predic- than double the number for DeSantis, long and mercurial, and, with Trump
ament will be familiar to another candi- who remains his closest competitor. And engulfed in legal woes, it’s not incon-
date for whom Trump was a patron, Nikki though the field has grown to twelve ceivable that one of them could end up
Haley, the former governor of South candidates, none of the others poll above in the White House. More immediately,
Carolina, who served as his Ambassa- single digits. One of the more interest- their very presence in the race is shaping
dor to the United Nations. She calls for ing of them is Tim Scott, of South Car- it, because they stand to split the opposi-
a “new generation” of leadership, and olina, the first Black Republican from tion to Trump and improve his prospects.
touts her perspective as a daughter of the South to be elected to the Senate For that reason, the most vital question
Indian immigrants, but has avoided mak- since Reconstruction. His earnest, sunny Americans face is not who has the con-
ing a sharp break with Trump and his odes to Ronald Reagan and to racial fidence to enter the campaign but who
devoted followers. The taint of Trump progress are popular with Republican will have the courage to speak frankly
is not a problem facing Ron DeSantis, donors, which could make him an at- about Trump and, ultimately, who will
who made his name mostly as governor tractive Vice-President—or a surprise have the sense to exit it.
of Florida; his problem appears to be No. 1, if Trump becomes too encum- —Evan Osnos

BY ANY OTHER NAME ernor “Rob,” said recently. “Wants a syl- way,” Tony Cavin, the outlet’s manag-
SYLLABOLIC labolic name.” ing editor for standards and practices,
One benefit of the DeSantis confu- said the other day. As for DeSantis,
sion was that it primed lawmakers for Cavin said, most broadcasters have used
another nomenclatural switcheroo. Last Duh-Santis. But NPR is a Dee-Santis
Tuesday, the New York State Senate outf it. “We had some people who
voted to re-add “Tappan Zee” to what’s reached out to his office a few months
officially the Mario M. Cuomo Bridge. ago, and were told it was Dee-Santis,”
wo weeks into his Presidential cam- Over the years, there have been other Cavin explained. “It’s uncharted terri-
T paign, Florida’s governor, Ron De-
Santis, has been exposed as a flip-flop-
proposed names for the river crossing,
including the Franklin and Eleanor
tory,” he went on. “We wish he would
just tell us what it was.”
per. For years, it turns out, he has been Roosevelt Bridge (that’s ROSE-uh- This called for an expert. “There are
toggling between pronouncing his name velt, not RUSE-uh-velt), but, collo- maybe thirteen thousand DeSanti in
“Duh-Santis” and “Dee-Santis.” When quially, it’s always been just “the Tap- the United States,” Mark DeSantis, a
Fox News tried to get to the bottom of pan Zee”—until the junior Governor one-time Republican candidate for
things, the Governor only complicated Cuomo, Andrew, sneaked the “Mario” mayor of Pittsburgh, said. “It’s always
matters. “Listen, the way to pronounce renaming into a bill in 2017. “People been Duh-Santis.” But rogue Dee-San-
my last name?” he said. “Winner.” feel as though something of their own tises abound. Joe DeSantis, a basket-
In politics, names can be just as im- was stripped away from them in a deeply ball coach and commentator, generally
portant as slogans. Was America ever unfair manner,” James Skoufis, the new goes by Duh-Santis. But, he acknowl-
going to elect a Dukakis? Perhaps De- bill’s sponsor, said a few minutes after edged, “the more formal it is, the more
Santis is worried that “duh” implies slow- Wednesday’s vote. Skoufis (SKOO- I’m gonna say Dee-Santis.” He added,
ness, or a taunt. But “dee” pulls his mouth fiss) said that this re-renaming was “At my stage in life, I don’t really care.
into a sort of smile, which is not among nothing like DeSantis’s waffling—“He’s It’s not a big deal. But, lemme tell you,
his best expressions. It also whispers of got to figure out how to pronounce his there’s a third way. Are you ready?
wokeness: defund, decarbonize, decolo- own name”—but then he dropped a Da-Sannis. I will never say that.” He
nize. (Though there’s also decertify the Tappan Zee bombshell. “The Native then mentioned a heretofore unknown
election.) According to the Tampa Bay American pronunciation is ‘tuh-PAN,’” variant: “Once in my life, I gave my
Times, he was always Ron Dee-Santis he said. name on the phone as Joe Duh-San-
until his wife, Casey, decided that she Who could keep up? Even profes- tis. They said, ‘Joda Santis?’ ” Could it
liked it the other way. He’s been in limbo sional pronouncers are reeling. “NPR be that the Governor just doesn’t want
ever since. “It’s syllabolic,” Donald does not have a position on the bridge to be called Rhonda?
Trump, who sometimes calls the Gov- that crosses the river as part of the Thru- Prefixes, plosives, portmanteaus: these
12 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
are times of sylabollic confusion. One
day, Facebook; next day, Meta. Football
teams, M. & A.s, pronouns. DeSantis
may be a flawed messenger for the vir-
tues of self-identification, but you take
the allies where you can get them. Even
our cultural bedrocks are in flux. The
past few years have brought clarifica-
tions from Adele (“uh-DALE”), Bren-
dan Fraser (like “razor”), and Ariana
Grande (rhymes with “candy”). Ralph
Fiennes, van Gogh, Steve Buscemi, Ri-
hanna. Lindsay Lohan was brief ly
“LOW-in”; she’s now back to “LOW-
han.” Denzel Washington is sometimes
“DEN-zil.” Nobody says “Nabokov”
with any conviction. The writer actu-
ally accepted multiple pronunciations,
but never NA-bah-kov, which was used
by Sting in “Don’t Stand So Close to
• •
Me.” (“A despicable gutterism,” the
writer once said, of that variation. In- Why fight it? “And, if it’s said in a New Schwartzman’s son, a deadpan-nebbish
cidentally, he went on, the first name is York accent, it sounds cool,” he said. brainiac, in Anderson’s newest film, “As-
Vladimir, “rhyming with ‘redeemer.’”) Did he have any advice for DeSantis? teroid City.”
“Naming is so important,” Simon Dixon thought he should drop the “win- Ryan had come in from Long Is-
Dixon explained recently. He would ner” shtick. As for the name, he said, land. His father is a financial adviser,
know: he’s a co-founder of Dixonbaxi, “Dee-Santis is more definitive, it sounds and his mother is a momager. He hadn’t
the branding firm that oversaw the more like a leader. Duh-Santis doesn’t. walked around the city since the pan-
shortening of “HBO Max” to “Max.” So, at some point, I think he will either demic, but he wanted to visit this par-
Dixon said, “If you have naming that do some research or just have a gut feel- ticular pizzeria, in the armpit-of-Man-
is torturous, or overlapped, or is a con- ing.” Neither is likely to make or break hattan stretch between Penn Station
fluence of several brands, what happens his candidacy. But do you ever know, and Times Square, because he used to
is you confuse the content.” He liked really, when you’re going to rendezvous take improv classes nearby, at the Up-

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“Max” because it’s simple and flexible, with destiny? right Citizens Brigade. (He was fifteen,
and it combines different portfolios —Zach Helfand but told U.C.B. that he was eighteen.)
without perplexing people too much. “I used to stop by this place every Sun-
“ ‘Max’: it’s an energetic word,” he said. THE PICTURES day before class,” he recalled, and took
“It’s very short. It’s easy to say in most STARGAZER a bite. When he was done, he Purelled
languages.”There was something about his hands and said, “Where to?”
the cks sound, as in “Netflix,” that con- “Asteroid City” is Ryan’s third film
jured a ticking film reel: “Sometimes with Anderson. When he was seven,
there’s a subjective magic.” he was cast as one of Frances McDor-
David Zaslav, the C.E.O. of War- mand and Bill Murray’s sons in “Moon-
ner Bros. Discovery, viewed the “Max” rise Kingdom,” and he later voiced a
rebrand in objectively rapturous terms.
“For our company, this is our rendez- J ake Ryan ordered a slice of pizza for
breakfast, from a spot on the grubby
corner of Thirty-eighth Street and
language interpreter in “Isle of Dogs.”
In between, he collaborated with An-
vous with destiny!” he pronounced. Ex- derson on a Sony commercial: Ryan
perienced Zaslav watchers may have Eighth Avenue. He wore sunglasses and fantasized about what was inside a
noticed that he was engaging in a meta a hoodie, his hair slicked into a wave smartphone (a factory of tiny robots?),
form of branding, a tagline within a over his forehead. At nineteen, Ryan is and his musings were animated in stop-
tagline. “Rendezvous with destiny!” was well into his acting career, having worked motion. He started acting at age five.
the exact phrase he used, last month, with such indie auteurs as the Coen “My parents put me in a bunch of dif-
to rally embattled employees at CNN brothers, the Safdie brothers, and Bo ferent activities, just to see what would
(a Duh-Santis network), and, a few Burnham. He has the look and the af- stick,” he recalled. “We landed between
years back, to warn the world about a fect of the teen-age Jason Schwartz- T-ball, gymnastics, and acting. What
shark-overfishing crisis. man, when Schwartzman made his film a combo, right?” His first movie was
Dixon, for his part, advised against début, as a deadpan-nebbish brainiac, “The Innkeepers,” a haunted-hotel
change for change’s sake. For instance, in Wes Anderson’s “Rushmore.” This thriller. “We stayed and shot at the ac-
people call the bridge “the Tappan Zee.” probably explains why Ryan plays tual haunted hotel,” Ryan said. “I didn’t
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play basketball: “My mom was, like, ‘This ens of b-boys and b-girls assembled in
isn’t legit, man!’” It was one of the Saf- a converted Williamsburg warehouse
die brothers, who cast Ryan in “Uncut for the Big Apple Regionals. The top
Gems,” as a dwarf in a school play. performers would qualify for nationals,
Ryan popped into a tourist shop. “I in Texas; the winners there would move
like the fine china,” he said, eying a Statue on to worlds, in Belgium, where spots
of Liberty plate. He moved on: “I don’t in Paris would be on the line. Some-
think I actually have an ‘I Love New where among the bucket hats, beanies,
York’ shirt.” and ball caps lurked a potential Olym-
“Twenty-five bucks,” a proprietor pian, or many.
said, looming. “You give me seventeen.” Competitors greeted one another
“I don’t have that much money,” Ryan with bro-hug daps and intricate hand-
apologized. shakes. Some warmed up in loose cy-
“How much your budget?” phers, with head spins and handstands.
“Um, probably five dollars?” Among the onlookers was a bespecta-
He found refuge at a Taco Bell. In cled man in a navy Olympic polo and
“Asteroid City,” he plays a mid-century three women in red-and-blue Team
astronomy whiz who comes to a des- U.S.A. jackets. A trio of judges—Kujo,
Jake Ryan ert city for a stargazing convention. For Bongo Roc, and Steve KHZ—sat on a
his audition, he had to say his lines “at dais. A d.j. in a shirt that read “I (THE
really believe in ghosts, but it’s still . . . the pace of someone from 1955.” On set, OLD) NY” spun from dual MacBooks.
unsettling.” Anderson showed him and the other First up were the b-girls, seventeen
He got the role in “Moonrise King- “stargazers” the fifties films that had in- in all. Spectators, many of whom were
dom” soon afterward, in part because spired him, including “Rear Window” breakers themselves, crowded the fringes
he could play piano. First impression of and “Ace in the Hole.” Ryan, who turned of the dance mat, growing animated
Anderson? “He was very tall, because I eighteen on the shoot, got to know the with approval. The judges chewed gum,
was very short. I still am very short,” all-star cast, including Tilda Swinton expressionless. Their verdicts—binary
Ryan said, strolling through a din of (“a little bubbly”), Tom Hanks (who votes on who had won each head-to-
police sirens and construction. He didn’t treated the kids to his Woody voice, head battle—flashed on a pair of ele-
recognize anyone in the cast except Ed- from “Toy Story”), and Scarlett Johans- vated flat-screens. An m.c., Rich Nyce,
ward Norton, because of “The Incred- son (who advised him to save money). punctuated the action with the inter-
ible Hulk.” “I tried for the entirety of Schwartzman told “jokes about snails.” mittent “Nice!” and “Let’s go!” over the
the shoot to get his autograph, but it Ryan hadn’t thought much about their P.A. system. Eliminations proceeded
never happened,” he went on. “Eventu- resemblance. “I guess you could look at rapidly, until only two contestants re-
ally, there was a photo shoot for the it as a passing-the-torch moment,” he mained; a final battle would take place
promotional posters, and I got him to said. “I mean, Jason is Jason, and I’m later in the day. Both were favorites:
sign my ‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do-It- not going to be anything other than Logistx, a twenty-year-old San Diego
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where it’s, like, ‘Ask your friends to write to be, I guess?” Bull neck gaiter stretched into a sort
their signatures, in case they become —Michael Schulman of balaclava, and Sunny, a cheerful
famous one day.’” thirty-four-year-old Wharton grad who
Next came roles in the Coens’ “In- DEPT. OF BREAKING lives in Flushing. (Among the van-
side Llewyn Davis” (before Ryan got FUTURE GOLD quished: Frowny.)
the part, his mother reminded him that Sunny retreated to a couch. She
Joel Coen was married to McDormand, wore a green T-shirt with a white Bas-
and he told the director, “Say hi to Fran”) quiat crown on the breast pocket, and
and Burnham’s “Eighth Grade,” as a a black baseball cap pulled low. Her
geeky showoff who has an awkward date legs were wrapped in heavy-duty com-
with the main character over chicken pression sleeves. Mantis and Pebblz
nuggets. Burnham drew on Ryan’s ad- ccording to a Greek legend, the Luv, two semifinalists, joined her. Sun-
olescent quirks, including his “Rick and
Morty” impression. “I was a very strange
A Olympic Games were created by
Herakles, as a tribute to his father, Zeus.
ny’s self-assessment was mixed. “But
I’m having fun,” she said. In January,
individual at the time,” Ryan said. “I The Games have evolved over the cen- she’d left Estée Lauder, where she was
mean, I still kind of am.” When he saw turies—in with canoe slalom, out with a global creative-operations director.
the movie, he had a paroxysm of mor- something called pankration. Next year, “I didn’t quit my job for nothing,” she
tification (“It was just painful, man”), in Paris, the Summer Olympics will said, smiling.
and he still hates watching himself on- début a new sport, born on the streets The men’s preliminaries were next.
screen. At an after-party, a guy claim- of New York: breaking, a.k.a. break Fifty-six people had signed up, roughly
ing to be a director asked if he could dancing. On a recent afternoon, doz- half of them local. It seemed difficult,
14 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
to an untrained eye, to pick out just six- SKETCHPAD BY LIANA FINCK
teen worth advancing. Names were
strong, too: Spindian, Mucus Marcus,
Jeremy. Dom the Bomb opened his
round by gesturing at his crotch, in the
direction of a breaker named Dislocate.
“That’s what we like to see!” Rich Nyce
crowed. A competitor known as Jamuhz
took issue with the m.c.’s pronuncia-
tion—“juh-MOOZ”—and corrected
him by tugging at his loose-fitting plaid
pants: “pajamas.”
Among the more popular compet-
itors was Benihana (Age 65)—“I just
put my age in the name so they know
they can say it,” he said—an ad execu-
tive from Fort Lauderdale who took up
breaking a decade ago, to stay in shape.
He wore a yellow button-down bowl-
ing shirt with a large Bitcoin logo, and
a black support on each wrist. A com-
petitor named Tahu approached him.
“Thanks for the battle, bro,” Tahu said.
They embraced. “It’s a pretty tight-knit
community,” Benihana (Age 65) ex-
plained. “Every once in a while, some-
one throws a punch. But not often.”
Nemesis, the event’s producer and a
renowned b-boy himself, took the mike.
“Shout-out to the U.S.O.C.P.,” he said,
referring to the Olympic Committee
reps. “I know I messed the letters up.
Don’t get mad at me.” The action re-
commenced, with breakers staring down
one another between and during moves.
“I love the eye contact,” Rich Nyce said.
“It’s so intimate.” A Brooklynite known
as Gravity spun out of a sneaker, picked
it up, and finished with a backflip. On
the b-boy side, he was the last New
Yorker standing.
It was time for the finals. Sunny and
Logistx traded escalating f lurries of
steps, twists, kicks, and spins. After three
tight rounds, Sunny was narrowly de-
clared the victor and awarded the b-girl’s
gold medal. The b-boys’ competition
provided no such drama: Gravity for-
feited, owing to injury. His opponent,
a jockish-looking nineteen-year-old
Arizonan named Mace, won by default.
As the room emptied, Mace weighed
his victory against its anticlimax. He
had hoped to face Gravity, a former
crewmate with whom he’d had a fall-
ing out. “It was a matchup that needed
to happen,” Mace said. But the world,
and the gods, would have to wait.
—Dan Greene
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 15
you might do bad things, he says. Peo-
PROFILES ple might think you’re the real charac-
ter, you know?

THAT WAS AWKWARD


He speaks into a walkie-talkie. It’s
unclear what code he might be using to
signal the problem, where the invisible
Pilvi Takala and the art of excruciation. line lies between an innocent bit of flair
and a public threat. If Mickey Mouse
BY LAUREN COLLINS ears are allowed, why not a Snow White
dress? A little girl in a nearly identical
outfit is standing nearby, but the guard
pays her no mind.
Another guard has joined the nego-
tiations. The problem, apparently, is that
the Snow White look-alike resembles
too closely the “real” Snow White.
“I thought the real Snow White is a
drawing,” the Snow White look-alike
replies.
A crowd gathers. Unfazed by the fuss
she’s causing, the Snow White look-
alike continues posing for photos and
autographing books. Soon, a higher-up
arrives. She states firmly that no dis-
guises are allowed on the premises, and
that the Snow White look-alike must
change her clothes in the bathroom if
she wishes to remain at the park.
“She’s no Snow White,” someone in
the crowd mutters. “Let’s go.”
Scarlet cape rippling in the summer
breeze, the too-real fake Snow White
trudges off toward the toilets.

he woman in the costume is Pilvi


T Takala, who used the encounter as
the basis for a 2009 video piece called
“Real Snow White.” She is Finnish. She
is an artist. But precisely what kind of
Finnish artist she is remains as debat-
t the height of summer, a young and pulls the Snow White look-alike able as a theme park’s rule book. When
A woman arrives at the gates of Dis-
neyland Paris. It’s hot. Water-bottle sea-
to the side.
“It’s not possible to enter in this kind
I asked Vanessa Carlos, Takala’s London
gallerist, how she would categorize her
son. Most of the visitors are in groups. of clothes,” he says. client’s art, she replied, “To be honest, I
The woman has come alone. She’s in a “Really?” she replies. think she’s kind of off on her own-ish.”
basque-waisted gown with a corn-silk- “You will have to change and put Last year, Takala, who lives in Hel-
colored skirt, a midnight-blue bodice, something else on.” sinki and Berlin, represented her home
puffed sleeves with Vatican Swiss The Snow White look-alike is po- country at the Venice Biennale, where a
Guard-style stripes, and an apple-red lite, demure even, but she doesn’t capit- curatorial statement noted that her work
cloak. She has black curls, tied up in a ulate easily. explores “how the neoliberal conflation
satin bow. She’s even wearing some kind “It’s Disneyland, right?” of civic spaces and commerce has created
of ruff, as stiff as a dog’s cone. People The guard has trouble articulating a nebulous boundary that privileges con-
take her to be Snow White and start exactly what provision of amusement- sumer over citizen.” According to Gold-
asking her to sign autographs and pose park law the woman has violated. He is smiths Centre for Contemporary Art, in
for pictures. obviously acting on orders from superi- London, which staged a show of Taka-
This lasts for less than two and a half ors, but his confusion is ontological more la’s pieces earlier this year, her art seeks
minutes. A security guard charges over than administrative. We are worried that “to stress test the conventions and codes
that govern our daily interactions.”Takala
The Finnish artist is quietly taking notes as the people around her lose their shit. sometimes describes her practice as “in-
16 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 PHOTOGRAPH BY BILLY & HELLS
tervention.” One might simply say that Takala hired an actor, an older woman, was taking too many smoke breaks or
she does things she’s not supposed to do to insist that an employee at a posh Hel- browsing Facebook on company time.
in places where she’s not supposed to be. sinki department store use the intercom Far worse: she just sat there all day, star-
The Snow White piece relies on a to summon “interesting-looking” men to ing into the distance. Anyone who dared
brilliantly simple conceit.The look-alike’s the information desk. In “Wallflower” inquire what she was up to was met with
real transgression is that she’s taken a (2006), Takala showed up at a dance for unnerving diffidence: “Brain work.”
system’s assumptions to their logical con- vacationing pensioners in a poufy pink One day, she rode the elevator up and
clusion. “The Disney slogan ‘Dreams prom dress and just sat there, tragically. down for hours. A few of her co-workers
Come True’ of course means dreams For “Broad Sense” (2011), she e-mailed were amused (“Well, at least you’re cheer-
produced exclusively by Disney,” Takala questions about the dress code at the Eu- ing up our day!” one man said), but oth-
writes, in an accompanying text. “Any- ropean Parliament to representatives of ers simply could not take the strange-
thing even slightly out of control im- all the member states. Then she visited ness. In an e-mail to a manager, one wrote:
mediately evokes fear of these real, pos- the building in a T-shirt printed with
Hi
sibly dark and perverse dreams coming their wildly varying responses, wander- Now the trainee has placed herself in the
true.” Like a churchgoer, the Disney vis- ing the halls and maintaining an epic elevator closest to the cantine. She’s standing
itor is meant to believe, but only within poker face when security stepped in. in the back corner drifting from floor to floor
rigid yet unarticulated parameters. Takala In January, I went to see Takala in with the other users. People spend sensless
told me, “What interests me is, What Helsinki. We met for lunch at a cozy amount of time speculating this issue. Couldn’t
we now get her out of here? Obviously she has
are norms: how are they upheld or un- Korean place in an artsy neighborhood some kind of mental problem.
done, changed, and negotiated?” called Punavuori. “I get super excited I also informed Y about this.
Takala’s work involves an unusual com- when things get awkward,” Takala, who
bination of earnestness and humor. “It’s is forty-two, admitted. I braced myself Doing nothing, when it provokes so-
like the Yes Men, but softer and weirder,” for a persnickety order or a feigned sneez- cial censure, can actually be draining.
the artist Stine Marie Jacobsen, who has ing fit, but nothing untoward happened. Takala told me that after enacting the
collaborated with Takala, told me, refer- We ate vegetarian dolsot bibimbap and piece she spent a month in bed, “getting
ring to the American prankster-activist cupped our hands around little bowls of out only to do nice things with people
duo. In a 2015 video piece called “Give a ginger tea. In person, Takala is low-key who like me and give me the opposite
Little Bit,” Takala explores the rules of and easy to talk to. I asked how she de- of rejection.”
exchange. The Supertramp song of the veloped her tolerance for embarrassment The most nonconformist thing about
same name plays in the background as a and humiliation, whether she’d had to Takala may be her talent for refusal. Sarah
young woman makes the rounds at a ca- build it up, the way an athlete trains a McCrory, the director of Goldsmiths,
reer fair, breezily collecting corporate free- muscle. “I think I have an unhealthy recalls appearing on television with her
bies. At one booth, she silently pockets sense of safety,” she said. She noted, how- for an art festival: “They put this terri-
some pens. At another, she palpates the ever, that she is able to summon this ble makeup on me, and then Pilvi turned
free apples before slipping a few into her fearlessness only in professional situa- up, and I was, like, ‘How come you don’t
bag. Soon, she’s laden with swag, attract- tions. In regular life, she can’t even mus- have to?’ And she was, like, ‘Well, be-
ing whispers and side-eyes. “The fear of ter the nerve to interject during a drunken cause I said no.’”
someone possibly exploiting the system argument between friends. She added, “I’m not somebody who’s not aware
and a requirement that we follow the “It’s embarrassing to me that I live in of what the norm is, or what the pres-
rules is often greater than that of com- Berlin and speak no German, and per- sure is,” Takala told me. “It’s not that I
mon sense,”Takala writes. “We easily fail haps if I were less embarrassed to speak don’t get it. It’s that I get it, and I just
to assess the real losses or benefits of it wrong I would already be speaking.” keep repeating my instruction to myself.”
someone just taking a free apple because “The Trainee” (2008) is probably She knows that she “could make flower
they want to eat it, and prefer to offer it Takala’s best-known work. To create it, paintings, and it would all be super-great,
to a person who presents their commit- she spent a month in the Helsinki of- and everyone would love them.”She would
ment to our arbitrary system of rules.” fice of Deloitte, the multinational con- rather provoke a conversation. Another
There’s a “Jackass” element to Takala’s sulting firm. Only a few higher-ups knew way to think of her is as a late-capitalist
approach, but instead of shooting herself her real identity. (Deloitte was a partner Bartleby, preferring not to uphold certain
out of a cannon she’s inserting herself of the Museum of Contemporary Art expectations, and quietly taking notes as
into social lacunae, filling up the nega- Kiasma, in Helsinki, and Takala thinks the people around her lose their shit.
tive space of subtexts and taboos. that the executives agreed to take her on
Her most powerful tool is awkward- “because they wanted to seem cool/fresh ntti Kurvinen, then the Finnish
ness. Excruciating silences and cringe-
worthy conversations act as magnifying
in comparison to other companies.”) To
her co-workers, she was Johanna Takala,
A Minister of Science and Culture,
was standing on a riser in the garden of
glasses on the social contract, inviting us a twentysomething intern in the mar- the Finnish Pavilion at the Venice Bien-
to pore over its fine print. This almost keting department. At first, she seemed nale’s prestigious Giardini venue. The
legalistic talent for identifying vulnera- unremarkable enough. Soon, however, fair, known as “the Olympics of art,” seems
bilities in institutional protocol is evident they realized that she wasn’t contribut- to bring out the competitive instincts
in “The Announcer” (2007), for which ing much to the team. It wasn’t that she of guests as much as of entrants. On
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 17
opening day, art people hustled around training course that Finland mandates lication that accompanied the exhibition.
the site’s twenty-nine pavilions, swathed for private-security employees. (She de- Methodologically, “Close Watch” was
in new-season coats and instant opin- clined to undergo the five additional hours a departure from much of Takala’s pre-
ions. A Frieze critic had named Takala’s of training that would have earned her vious work. She was trying to follow the
project, entitled “Close Watch,” one of the right to carry pepper spray and an rules, to fit in rather than stand out. In-
the pieces he was most looking forward expandable baton.) She had called one stead of inserting herself into situations
to seeing, praising her talent for “play- of the country’s major firms, Securitas, to immediately change their dynamics,
fully probing sometimes unspoken so- asking to “make a work of art about the she allowed the situations to work on her.
cial and economic conventions” and her security sector.” Securitas agreed to allow Patrolling the mall for around fourteen
“uneasy engagement with questions about hours a week, Takala often found herself
consent and privilege.” ill at ease. Sometimes her discomfort was
Kurvinen cleared his throat and wel- structural. She was aware that she was
comed the fifty or so people who had working with people, not paintbrushes,
gathered for the kickoff. and had tried to design the intervention
“Pilvi’s art raises questions about what in an ethical way. But the inescapable fact
we consider normal and why we con- was that, as in most of her projects, she
sider it normal,” he said. “We can see our was using the lives of others—and, typi-
everyday life through a different lens.” cally, not their finest moments—as mate-
He spoke for a few minutes and then rial for her art. One day at the mall, guards
scanned the crowd for an aide. her to go undercover as a guard at one put a teen-ager in a holding cell for sell-
“We need some bubbles,” he said. of the Helsinki area’s biggest malls. ing snus, an illegal tobacco product.Takala
“This is my favorite part of toasts!” Otto Tiuri, a cousin of Takala’s, works asked a colleague so many questions about
Duly furnished with a flute of pro- for Securitas as a field manager. For a the kid, who was often in trouble, that
secco, he raised it and proclaimed, “And long time, he was skeptical that being an the colleague told her she ought to talk
now I have officially declared ‘Close artist was a job. “I remember teasing her: to him herself. “I feel conflicted; it is in-
Watch’ open!” ‘I’ll shoot some eggs at a wall and shoot trusive and patronising to go and ‘study’
Takala receives a stipend of two thou- a video and call it modern art. You can this person while he is being detained,”
sand dollars a month from the Finnish take five thousand and I’ll take five thou- Takala wrote. “I have a strong urge to
government. Mingling with well-wish- sand,’” he told me. Takala, however, sus- give him privacy. But as an undercover
ers, she resembled a Republican sena- pected that his work might be more com- artist it’s also ‘good guard work’ and use-
tor’s worst nightmare of a state-subsi- plex than the stereotype of filmdom’s ful for my research to know the regulars.
dized Scandinavian performance artist: bumbling Paul Blart. She was curious In the end I guess I wasn’t comfortable
complicated haircut (mostly shaved, with about the vast gray area between the rule enough in my guard role to do it.”
a saucer of hair on top of her skull), wacky book and the food court, particularly as Other times, her discomfort was more
clothes (black boots with silver squig- the state, in Finland as elsewhere, out- situational. One day, she and a colleague
gles, black jumpsuit with purple squig- sources more and more authority to pri- watched a “suspicious customer” on
gles, plush jacket the color of a tennis vate enterprise. “I’ve been the target of CCTV as he circled a car in the mall’s
ball). Her works can take years to make, security interventions myself while doing parking lot. “I start to feel excited about
and she often flings herself into activity my work,” Takala told me. “The guards following him and speculating about
before even beginning to contemplate define what’s disturbing and what’s not, what he is planning, and being in such
the final form a piece might take. “As an so I wanted to see the other side of things.” a position of power,” Takala wrote. (It
artist, I’m quite little worried about how Calling herself Johanna again (her turned out that he was waiting for his
things look,” she confessed. The Venice middle name), she told her mall co-work- friends, who had themselves been stopped
piece, a multichannel video installation, ers that she had gone to art school and by mall security, to let him into the car.)
was available for fifty thousand dollars, worked as a guard in an art museum, a Five months into her tenure, she wit-
but she doubted that anyone would buy common part-time job for students and nessed someone steal a phone. “I tell H
it at the fair. artists. “I made it as minimal as possi- and he radios the patrol guards, who have
“Close Watch” came about after Taka- ble,” she recalled. “And I didn’t talk to to run after the thief far past the mall
la’s long-standing curiosity about malls them much about my personal life—I doors,” she wrote. “I really feel the rush
and about security coalesced into a curi- can’t talk to them about living in Berlin. of the chase!” Takala told me that she
osity about mall security. “I’m interested I was, like, ‘I wish I had a dog!’” On a was alarmed by the ease with which she
in how public space is controlled by pri- break with colleagues one day, Takala assumed a harsh mentality: “I sometimes
vate security companies, and in how it feared that her beverage order might be found myself being very authoritarian,
really is to do this work as a guard,” she a tell. “I’m feeling self-conscious, won- and I was, like, ‘Why did I do that?’”
told the Venice crowd. “Because the pay dering if I should put oat milk in my cof- The tension in “Close Watch” comes
is very low and the education is very short, fee or if that’s not ‘guard-like,’ but then in part from the conflicting incentives
yet you have a lot of agency and a lot of both of my colleagues put oat milk in of workplace solidarity, personal politics,
responsibility.” To make the piece, she theirs,” she wrote in her field notes, ex- and the continued viability of Takala’s
had completed a hundred-and-sixty-hour cerpts from which she included in a pub- project. She recounts in her field notes
18 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
that, on the security cameras one day, a bition.) Many of the guards who ac- at the Biennale in a stark space divided
white colleague spotted some Black teen- cepted her invitation shared her discom- by a one-way police mirror. (This sum-
agers play-fighting. He announced that fort with their peers’ attitudes, yet felt mer, the piece is on view at the Migros
he was going to shut them down, using that they had little influence over behav- Museum of Contemporary Art, in Zu-
a Finnish racist slur. (Takala’s text trans- ior that was unsavory but not illegal. “If rich.) The forum-theatre sessions com-
lates it as “N-word.”) Then he suggested a colleague does something really wrong bined elements of group therapy and
that Takala practice reporting the inci- I would intervene, but it would really role-play, with participants trying to con-
dent on the radio, instructing her to use take a lot,” one guard told her. struct different outcomes to the trou-
the numerical code for “Black person,” Takala decided to revisit some of the bling incidents. In one scenario, a guard
rather than the one for “young person.” thorniest scenarios using the forum- roughly removes an inebriated woman
Takala writes: theatre technique. Developed in the nine- from the shopping center.
I want to ask why race is important here, teen-seventies by the Brazilian director “My friends went someplace and I
but not age, as play-fighting is quite standard Augusto Boal, forum theatre uses “si- don’t know where,” the woman, played
behaviour for youngsters. I hesitate because multaneous dramaturgy”—actors and by an actor, tells the guard.
I’m not sure I can deal with what his answer audience members collectively create a “Pretty shitty,” he replies. “Want to
might be. I’m not sure I would know how to play in real time—to examine social prob- step outside and talk for a while?”
respond.
lems. Takala found a performance space “Whatever,” she says.
One can’t help but think that this in Helsinki and invited five guards (three “Let’s go smoke a cigarette.”
would have been an appropriate moment white Finnish men, a white Finnish “Are you offering?”
for Takala to summon her talent for say- woman, and a Finnish man of Moroc- “Why the hell not!”
ing no. “I did the thing he asked,” Takala can descent), a forum-theatre facilitator, The reconciled pair step into the
said. “In retrospect, I shouldn’t have.” and a trio of hired actors to join her for wings, as the rest of the workshop par-
One of Takala’s colleagues became a three-day filmed workshop. (She also ticipants break into applause.
suspicious, and found out that she was hired an anti-racism consultant.) Por- As comforting as these resolutions
an artist by Googling her. (“I did won- tions of the workshop form the basis of were, they were somewhat unsatisfying.
der what’s up with that haircut when “Close Watch,” which Takala presented The stakes were low, given that the guards
you first started,” another guard told
her.) After being unmasked, Takala left
the mall job. Back in the studio, she had
no idea what to do with the raw mate-
rial she’d gathered. Christina Li, the cu-
rator of “Close Watch,” recalled, “She
had a Google Drive, and she’d just dump
everything in there every day after work,
just, like, vomit everything out.”
In its engagement with such issues as
police violence, racism, and surveillance,
the project was far more ambitious than
anything Takala had attempted before.
“I don’t think that Pilvi imagines that
her work will change the whole industry,”
Li said. “But it’s kind of throwing a peb-
ble in the water, and thinking that maybe
she can influence things in some way.”
Takala had been struck by how theo-
retical best practices yielded to peer pres-
sure on the ground. “I was interested in
the internal policing that happens in the
workplace,” she said. “I wanted to know,
could that second colleague somehow
change the course of events?” She decided
to ask ex-colleagues if she could inter-
view them about their decision-making
processes during incidents she had wit-
nessed, particularly those which related
to “excessive use of force, racist humor,
and toxic masculinity.” (Excerpts from
seven of the interviews appear in the
publication that accompanies the exhi-
Haapalainen whether the experience had
changed the way she does her job.
“No,” she said.
Her next shift was Monday.

ilvi Kalhama, the executive direc-


P tor of the EMMA-Espoo Mu-
seum of Modern Art, Finland’s larg-
est museum, detects a quintessential
Finnishness in Takala’s “calmness, con-
ciseness, and directness,” and in her
ability to let a silence endure. The artist
Minna Henriksson, a friend of Taka-
la’s, sees her fascination with rule-mak-
ing and rule-breaking as a critique of
Finnish conformity. Speaking about
“The Announcer,” she explained, “It’s
sort of a petit-bourgeois atmosphere,
and everybody reads the same news-
paper, and goes to the same depart-
ment stores and exhibitions. It can be
such a monoculture.”
Takala grew up in Helsinki in what
“I mainly come for the snacks.” she calls “a very safe and non-problem-
atic family.” Her mother was an archi-
• • tect; her father was a criminology re-
searcher. She has a brother, who deploys
the Takala game face to capitalist ends
were only playacting, just as Takala’s con- Koskinen whether he’d ever suspected as a professional poker player. (Takala
cerns about her job performance had that something was up with Takala. explored the microcommunity that he
seemed somewhat contrived, given that “We have young people, we have old and his roommates, fellow expat on-
she knew she could leave at any time. people, so nothing was too weird,” he line gamers, established in a Bangkok
But the tameness was, in part, by design. said. “The only weird thing was maybe hotel in a piece called “Players.”) When
“In not choosing the ‘Man Bites Dog’ her enthusiasm about certain subjects.” Pilvi was a teen-ager, she stopped traf-
moments, we were looking for some- “Like what?” fic as part of an effort by ecological ac-
thing more complex and less obvious, so “She told me she was interested in tivists to “reclaim the streets” and had
it’s not clear where the problem stems human psychology—that sounded “an animal-rights heavy moment.” She
from,” Stine Marie Jacobsen said. “Pilvi maybe a bit too deep for a security guard, may have started developing her sig-
and I had a lot of discussions around ‘Are or something?” nature mix of sincerity and irony then.
we pointing fingers here, or are we try- Sabbane cut in: “She wanted to see She recalled, “Some of the harder-core
ing to learn from each other,’ and it’s the good things about everyone. She activists would release the animals . . .
definitely the second one.” didn’t expect that someone might want and then they’d die.”
to hurt her on the job.” In the Finnish education system, art
hat night in Venice, Takala and a After Takala’s identity was revealed, is treated as a career as much as a call-
T large group of friends and family
members gathered for dinner. She had
“some people were worried what her
agenda was,” Koskinen said. Explaining
ing. Figuring that it could be fun, Takala
went to a high school that specialized
invited the guards who appeared in the why he’d accepted her invitation to sit in the arts, then earned a bachelor’s de-
video to the Biennale, and three of for an interview, he added, “I trust my gree and a master’s from the Academy
them—Teppo Koskinen, Taha Sabbane, instincts on people.” of Fine Arts in Helsinki. Her early work
and Jonna Haapalainen—had made the At first, the guards hadn’t realized was wide-ranging—she once sculpted
trip. They were thrilled to be there, and that they would appear in the final work. a huge black Doberman with glow-
amused at the random turn of events: “Pilvi told me the film would be just for ing halogen-lamp eyes—but, inspired
who would have guessed that their col- her to remember things, and then the by artists such as Bruce Nauman and
league with the odd haircut would be a actors would redo what we’d done,” Sab- Eija-Liisa Ahtila, she soon started ex-
world-renowned artist who, in turn, bane recalled. perimenting with video.
would invite them to appear in a work “After that, the plan changed!”Takala In her twenties, Takala married
of art, the world première of which they’d called from the other end of the table. Ahmet Öğüt, a Kurdish conceptual art-
be celebrating in a Venice restaurant over “You guys were so good!” ist. (They are now divorced.) I can’t say
platters of bacalao and squid? I asked As grilled sardines circulated, I asked much more about Takala’s personal life.
20 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
“I have a long-term stalker,” she ex- people would cower. Takala, however, main anonymous, and that visitors sign
plained, the first time we talked, ask- felt that the e-mails presented an op- a contract promising that they won’t
ing that I leave her family out of my portunity to delve into, as she later wrote, attempt to identify him. “And why
story. She was concerned for their safety, “a certain kind of gendered, online be- would you not offer me real help for
so I agreed. haviour, one in which the risk of repri- instance by asking your viewers to be
The stalker appeared in December sal is minimal.” She decided to make friends with me?”
of 2015, after Takala staged an inter- art about it. Takala replies that he is welcome to
vention called Invisible Friend—a free “Admirer” (2018) chronicles Takala’s include some personal information if
text-messaging service. “Send an SMS attempts to negotiate a legally binding he wants to. “I don’t think however that
to 04573963166,” posters that Takala contract with the stalker (known as an artwork is the best way to get friends
stuck on lampposts around Helsinki Anonymous). The document, she ex- or that there would be many people
read. “Invisible Friend will text you plains to him over e-mail, will both that would like an anonymous friend,”
right back.” In the course of two form the basis of an art work and serve she writes. “Like I said before, that struc-
months, more than a thousand users as an agreement for cutting off all con- ture where the other person is anony-
initiated anonymous, sometimes deeply tact. They go back and forth for weeks. mous does not build trust and is not a
personal exchanges with a team of writ- The stalker says that the museum has good starting point.” In the end, they
ers Takala had assembled. The writers chosen the opening date to coincide agreed to post instructions at the en-
were instructed to remain nonjudg- with his birthday; Takala says that’s not trance to the exhibit, asking visitors not
mental and to let users dictate the terms true. He wants museum staff to un- to attempt to identify Anonymous. The
of the discussion: where it went, when dergo friendliness training; fake smiles contract specified, however, that “the
it ended. Takala wrote, “Invisible Friend never work, Takala counters. She is in- Work shall include instructions as to
fosters an intuitive form of thinking transigent on one point: control over where and how Anonymous’ contact
that doesn’t require an ultimate goal, a the resulting piece will belong to her details may be acquired, and the view-
problem that must be solved, or a spe- and to her only. “Why do you insist ers requesting them shall be given an
cific structure.” that my identity must not be found email address chosen by Anonymous.”
The stalker had been a user of In- out?” the stalker writes, even though After two months of negotiations,
visible Friend. Once the project ended, he has previously insisted that he re- Takala and Anonymous signed the
Takala began receiving a barrage of
messages from him via e-mail and so-
cial media. (They were sent from more
than twenty different accounts, and fi-
nally comprised more than a hundred
and seventy-five thousand characters.)
The messages varied in tone—hector-
ing, aggressive, snide, pathetic, love-
sick. For months, Takala tried to ig-
nore them, but they increased in
intensity as she prepared for a 2018 solo
show at Helsinki’s Kiasma Museum.
The stalker wrote:

OK, I’ve had enough, I will tell the mu-


seum about you, about your sociopathy. . . .
This will mean that your show will be can-
celled. Until now I have not met anyone I can-
not convince, what ever the issue.

Men are victims of women, that is all Ed-


vard Munch’s art is about.

LAST OFFER. You can accuse me of ha-


rassment or groping or what was the term
again, and I won’t defend myself. We will meet
in real life and will first just be together and
we won’t talk about us at all, just about every-
thing else and it is really nice. Then in the end
you will hit me and make a report that I ha-
rassed you. Then I admit to it. If this offer is
not good enough for you then nothing is, and
you can spend the rest of your life lonely.

Faced with this kind of abuse, many


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five-page contract. It stated that after Security—for allegedly beating people, Takala is politely dismissive of
September 16, 2018, “the Parties shall some of them from racial and ethnic Mehta’s criticisms. I asked if she ever
agree to end all communications.” The minorities, near train stations around considered bringing a wider variety of
proviso wasn’t upheld, exactly. In re- Helsinki. “Police say they have evidence voices into the piece. She replied, “I
cent years, the stalker has been less per- the guards went well beyond their pow- think that’s so cheesy. To me, it’s like
sistent, but he surfaces occasionally. ers as security guards, and humiliated when you have those TV things that
Still, Takala is glad that she brought their victims,” Yle, Finland’s national bring together a racist and a person of
the situation into the open. “Everyone broadcaster, reported. “They suspect the color to have a beer.” She continued,
says that, if someone’s after you like guards moved the victims to secluded “When I’m not that demographic, I’m,
this, the best response is not to do any- areas and then kicked them and at- like, ‘What is my position?’ And the
thing and hope it goes away,” she told tacked them with expandable batons, thing about being sympathetic to the
me. “But I was trying to see, like, how while filming some of the incidents.” guards, or humanizing them? I think
I can use my position. He has this power (Avarn has since fired the guards, say- if we don’t humanize everybody, we’re
of being anonymous and not having ing, “We condemn all unprofessional not going to get anywhere good.”
to be responsible for what he’s saying. behaviour, and we have a clear zero-
But then I’m, like, ‘I can speak pub- tolerance policy for illegalities.” The s if Takala’s body of work didn’t
licly, and I can control the narrative.’” guards have denied that they commit-
ted any crime.)
A offer ample enough proof of the
social construction of awkwardness, there
fter Venice, “Close Watch” trav- Then, in early January, at the mall are always saunas. In Helsinki, Takala
A elled to the Espoo Museum, which
is situated in a former printing house
where Takala worked, a woman died
after Securitas guards removed her from
suggested that we spend an afternoon
at the Yrjönkatu swimming hall, the
in an industrial neighborhood outside a store. Witnesses said that the woman oldest public pool in Finland. Helsin-
Helsinki. On opening night, in mid-Jan- was not behaving aggressively, and that ki’s Web site calls it “a true gem of the
uary, a considerable crowd turned out she was “pressed to the ground and city,” noting that it “is unique in that
for a discussion with Takala, followed handcuffed” by four guards, one of bathing suits are not required.”
by a reception. Executives from Secu- whom reportedly “lay on top” of her. We each paid around fifteen euros
ritas had been invited, but, up until the (Mikkonen expressed his condolences for entry and the use of a personal
last minute, Takala wasn’t sure whether and called it a “very unfortunate inci- changing cabin. Our first stop was a
they’d come. In the end, they showed. dent.”) Finnish police are investigat- blazing wood-burning sauna, where we
Jarmo Mikkonen, the company’s na- ing the incident as suspected negligent shovelled kindling into a hissing fur-
tional head, stood next to a drinks table manslaughter. nace. We swam laps in an Art Deco
in a dark suit, earphones dangling around According to one study, security pool, all arches and ferns, and, in an
his neck. I asked why he’d given the go- guards in Finland commonly engage in overlooking gallery, ate blini with
ahead for Takala to work undercover at ethnic profiling. This practice occurs chopped gherkins, sour cream, and
the mall. with special frequency in public spaces honey. There were butts and boobs
“In Finland, there was quite a dis- such as shopping centers, where, in Fin- everywhere.
cussion concerning multiculturalism,” land, retail often intermingles with pub- Takala was disconcerted by an as-
he said. “After I heard that Pilvi was lic services. (The mall where Takala pect of our visit. In the pool regula-
interested in this kind of performance, worked, for instance, hosts a Zara, a tions, posted near the entrance to the
I’m saying, ‘O.K., go ahead,’ because we Marimekko, a social-services office, a baths, she saw a flaw, a silence beg-
should be as transparent as possible.” children’s-health clinic, and an enor- ging to be spoken. Tuesdays, Thurs-
He continued, “And, also, we should mous library where you can play the days, and Saturdays, it said, were re-
support—I’m sorry, I forgot the word.” piano, use a 3-D printer, and check out served for men. Wednesdays, Fridays,
He paused a minute. “Diversity!” he everything from books to ice skates.) and Sundays were for women. Chil-
said, over the din, recovering the word. Still, as the Media Monitoring Group dren over the age of seven “must use
“DIVERSITY!” of Finland has noted, hardly any stories the hall during the times reserved for
Takala’s piece, he said, had shown the about the security-guards scandal men- their own sex.”
company some areas where it needed to tioned ethnic profiling. A few weeks later, Takala sent me
improve, and since its début Securitas Ali Akbar Mehta, an Indian-born an article from the Finnish press, re-
Finland has changed the radio security artist and curator in Helsinki, has de- porting that Yrjönkatu had instituted a
codes so that they no longer indicate nounced the “skewed constellation of new set of “safe space” rules just after
race or ethnicity. power” that he sees operating in “Close our visit. These included a prohibition
During my time in Finland, multi- Watch,” particularly in Takala’s choice on racist or discriminatory talk and a
culturalism and diversity were, indeed, to center it on the experiences of secu- ban on taking photographs, but the issue
major topics of conversation, but they rity guards, effectively excluding those of gender was left unaddressed. “We’ll
were being debated in a specific con- of the people who are subject to their see what more they will do for nonbi-
text. A few weeks earlier, police had ar- policing. “Why are these voices miss- nary & trans inclusivity,” Takala wrote.
rested several security guards—em- ing from the dialogue in ‘Close Watch’?” I wondered if she wouldn’t find a way
ployees of a company called Avarn he wrote, in No Niin magazine. to press the issue. 
22 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
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her paternal grandparents, who lived
LETTER FROM INDIA with them, to take Neeti to the hos-
pital, but they did not. So Jasleen

LIVES IN THE BALANCE


called Neeti’s siblings—Preeti and
her brother, Sumeet—and her fitness
trainer. Preeti and her husband, along
Why do “dowry deaths” persist? with the trainer, rushed Neeti to the
hospital; Sumeet met them there. They
BY MANVIR SINGH thought it was odd that Pawan hadn’t
brought his wife to the hospital him-
self, but he said later that he was de-
layed because his mother had fallen,
from distress.
By all appearances, Pawan was a
gentle, respectful husband. He had soft,
boyish features and was forever cour-
teous, quick to greet people with prayer
hands and to bow at the feet of the el-
derly. Still, the situation was suspicious
enough that Sumeet and his father re-
quested an autopsy.
The results came in on September
25th. Neeti had a matchbox-size wound
on her chest and lacerations inside her
mouth. Parts of her lungs had hemor-
rhaged and collapsed. Blood had leaked
into her neck tissue. Tiny purple spots
covered her tongue and brain—signs
that blood vessels had ruptured from
a buildup of pressure. Her hyoid, a
U-shaped bone that sits between the
jawbone and the neck vertebrae, was
fractured. Neeti did not die of a heart
attack, the report indicated. She had
been strangled.

n 1979, more than four decades be-


As many as half of all female homicides in India are estimated to be dowry-related. I fore Neeti’s death, protesters poured
through the streets of New Delhi with
n September 21, 2021, my mother likely to keep her struggles to herself. a simple message: Stop burning women.
O sent a message to my extended
family’s WhatsApp group: “Neeti had
Could she really have had a heart
attack? We all found that strange.
As usual, hundreds of young brides
had died in fires that year. Yet now
a heart attack and suddenly passed Neeti was known in the family as a some of those victims were becoming
away—too tragic!” Neeti was a daugh- fitness freak. At the age of forty, the the martyred faces of a new move-
ter of her sister, and someone I’d mother of two, she taught yoga and ment. There was Shashibala Chaddha,
known all my life. But my cousin and regularly spent time in the gym. When who was pregnant when she burned
I inhabited different worlds. I was the Hindi-language television chan- to death, and Kanchan Chopra, who
born and raised in suburban New nel ABP News reported her death, it was found dead the day after police
Jersey; she was a lifelong Delhiite. chose to represent her with clips of rebuffed her brother’s attempt to alert
To me, Neeti and her identical twin, her working out—jump-squatting, them about her plight. The most con-
Preeti, exuded an urban glamour. At doing pushups with her hands bal- sequential may have been Tarvinder
weddings, they sported chic, oversized anced on dumbbells. Kaur. Like Neeti, Kaur was a Sikh
sunglasses and matching, pastel- Other circumstances were perplex- woman who lived in Model Town, a
colored Punjabi-style outfits. Their ing, too. Neeti’s father and brother well-to-do neighborhood in North
faces looked a lot like my mom’s: long, told my mother that, on the day of Delhi. On May 15, 1979, she was watch-
with prominent cheekbones and al- her death, her then twelve-year-old ing television when her mother-in-
mond-shaped eyes. Where Preeti was daughter, Jasleen, had found her law allegedly drenched her in kero-
garrulous and expressive, though, unresponsive in the early morning. sene and her sister-in-law set her ablaze
Neeti was quieter, more guarded, more Jasleen asked her father, Pawan, and with a match. She ran from the room
24 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 ILLUSTRATION BY MANDDY WYCKENS
screaming and was driven to a hospi- to hundreds of languages and more ticide, domestic violence, and dowry
tal, where she survived just long enough than a sixth of the world’s population. deaths: a perception that women are
to record a statement with police. The It includes societies, such as the mil- burdens. The anthropologist Claude
attack was said to have followed five lion-strong Khasi, that tend to prefer Lévi-Strauss called women “the su-
months of bullying, needling, and be- daughters to sons. To go by 2018 num- preme gift,” but in much of India a
littling. She had brought to the mar- bers from the World Bank, the coun- woman is a financial strain, a liability
riage a decent dowry—the payment try’s female-literacy rate, at sixty-six whose upkeep requires recompense. “In
demanded by a groom’s family—which per cent, is lower than that of Eritrea, youth, she eats less bread,” a North In-
included cushions, crockery, an ar- but there’s a lot of regional variation; dian proverb goes. “In adulthood, she
moire, and a television set, but her in- female literacy in the southern state of eats her parents’ flesh.” The effort to
laws considered it scanty. According Kerala is above ninety per cent. save Indian women is more than a bat-
to reports at the time, they wanted India also has a long history of tle against violence—it is a campaign
gold, cash for their business, and a struggles against patriarchy. As far to establish the social worth of half of
two-wheeled scooter, and they did not back as the fourth century, writers a nation’s population. Why has it been
hesitate to tell her. (Kaur’s mother-in- from the subcontinent have ques- so hard?
law and sister-in-law were acquitted.) tioned inheritance rights that excluded
Until 1979, such deaths were almost women. Having grown up in a Sikh avneet (Neeti) Kaur was intro-
always registered as accidents—as-
cribed to malfunctioning kerosene-
household, I am familiar with cri-
tiques by Sikh gurus, or prophet lead-
R duced to Pawandeep Singh Sawh-
ney in 2001. Neeti was about twenty
burning stoves—or as suicides. Kaur’s ers, from the sixteenth and seven- years old; Pawan was about twenty-five.
death might have gone unnoticed were teenth centuries. Sikhism’s third guru, Their parents had decided that they
it not for Stree Sangharsh, a new wom- Amar Das, is said to have condemned would be a good match. They went for
en’s-rights organization. Its members sati (in which a widow was thrown a walk at Gurdwara Nanak Piao, a fa-
held a demonstration that snaked or threw herself onto her husband’s mous Sikh temple in Delhi, after which
through Model Town to Kaur’s in- funeral pyre) and the imposition of Neeti informed her father that she was
laws’ house, where activists chanted, the veil and to have appointed women not interested.
“Women are not for burning!” The as missionaries; he also forbade fe- “She was forced by everybody to
protest attracted media coverage, in- male infanticide, as did the tenth say yes,” Preeti told me. The alliance
spiring similar rallies elsewhere. By guru, Gobind Singh. Still, Sikh his- looked promising. Pawan, an only son,
1983, the Indian Penal Code had been tory is also a testament to the feeble- was well mannered. Like Neeti, he
amended to include Section 498A, ness of injunctions like these. The came from a family of affluent business
which punishes cruelty to women by first maharaja of the Sikh Empire, owners. His grandfather was politi-
their husbands or in-laws. Ranjit Singh, had a harem of twenty- cally connected, and respected among
Section 498A is one of many legal two wives, and, upon his death, in Delhi Sikhs.
provisions designed to protect Indian 1839, his chief wife, three other wives, “ ‘Our sister will be happy over there,
women; others include the Hindu Mar- and seven consorts burned on his fu- since there is no one else, no brother,’”
riage Act (1955), the Dowry Prohibi- neral pyre. The Indian state of Pun- Sumeet said, recalling his parents’ rea-
tion Act (1961), and the Protection of jab, where the majority of the world’s soning. In accordance with the “patrilo-
Women from Domestic Violence Act Sikhs live, has one of the most skewed cal” customs common throughout In-
(2005). Despite these laws, women’s sta- sex ratios in the country, reflecting dia, a bride moves in with the groom’s
tus in India seems to have progressed patterns of infanticide and prenatal family. Pawan’s uncle and grandfather
little. In 2022, India ranked a hundred sex selection; it may be among the lived in the same building, on a differ-
and thirty-fifth out of a hundred and most dangerous places in the world ent floor. But, in her new household—
forty-six countries in the World Eco- to be conceived female. two and a half miles away from where
nomic Forum’s Global Gender Gap Re- Patriarchy, sexism, misogyny: all Neeti’s parents resided—it would be
port, behind Bangladesh (seventy-first) seem implicated in this war on women. just the four of them: Neeti, Pawan,
and Sri Lanka (a hundred and tenth) Such terms are weighty and absolute. and Pawan’s parents.
as well as Islamic monarchies such as Patriarchy speaks of power over women, Neeti and Pawan were married on
Brunei (a hundred and fourth) and sexism of discrimination against women, November 25, 2001. The wedding was
Saudi Arabia (a hundred and twenty- misogyny of contempt toward women. lavish and lasted five days. Although
seventh). Such indicators can prompt Each afflicts women in India, as else- eight hundred guests were expected to
questions like the one posed by the where. Yet none quite captures the dy- attend the reception, throngs of well-
Guardian a decade ago: “Why is India namic here. Tarvinder Kaur said she wishers streamed in, forcing the cater-
so bad for women?” was attacked by two women; what ers to feed more than a thousand peo-
Yet referring to India as “bad for doomed her, as a woman from another ple. The couple went on to have two
women” risks replaying the colonial lineage, was neither the enforcement children: Japleen, born in 2002, and
game of vilifying an entire subconti- of male power nor a generalized form Jasleen, born in 2009.
nent through accusations of inherent of gender-based hostility but a pecu- The marriage had its issues. Pawan’s
misogyny. India is wildly diverse, home liar complex that fuels female infan- family, despite their apparent wealth,
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 25
were frugal, particularly with Neeti. later alleged that police pressured master’s degree in English literature
She was given a skimpy allowance; him to confess. But I received con- at the University of Delhi and was
she later sold chocolates and worked flicting reports about whether he was looking forward to teaching when a
as a yoga teacher to earn money. But coerced and about the admissibility proposal arrived at her parents’ house,
no marriage is perfect, and the money of the transcript. in Kashmir. The matchmaker was
issues, though annoying, never struck Neeti’s father believes that what a figure of importance. Her parents
Preeti as something that could en- happened was long in the making. trusted him and wanted to keep him
danger her sister. (Pawan, citing an He told police that Neeti came to happy. So, without consulting her, they
ongoing legal case, declined to be in- him a month before her death: her accepted the offer.
terviewed; his parents did in-laws wanted, among This was around September, 1975.
not respond to a request other things, a car and new My mother was turning twenty-one.
for comment.) furniture, and expected A couple of months later, on a trip to
Neeti’s death changed him to give them 2.5 mil- Delhi, she met her fiancé for the first
how people thought about lion rupees (about thirty- time. “There was nothing about him
the relationship. Within four thousand dollars). that attracted me to him,” she said. She
hours of the postmortem’s He told her that he didn’t begged her father to cancel the en-
release, Pawan was brought have the cash on hand and gagement, and, at a friend’s suggestion,
in for questioning. Ac- needed a couple of months. even threatened to kill herself. He re-
cording to the police tran- On September 19th, two fused to acquiesce. “It was, like, We
script, he described Nee- days before she died, Neeti have to keep it this way in order to
ti’s death as an accident came to him again, crying preserve the family’s honor, in order to
following an altercation. He said he and insisting that her in-laws “can minimize the impact on my siblings,”
resented her for all the time she spent do anything.” she recalled.
at the gym. The night before her death, Her death, he maintains, is the cul- She got married in February, 1976;
Pawan recounted, he and Neeti got mination of two decades of exploita- two years later, she and her husband
into an argument about Jasleen, who tion. Throughout the marriage, her moved to the United States, where they
was often at the gym, too. The cou- in-laws demanded money and luxury both got jobs at an insurance company.
ple exchanged heated words, then ate items, and, year after year, he acqui- But the relationship became unbear-
and slept. esced, hoping that he could buy his able until, in 1981, my mother decided
At 1:30 A.M., Pawan got up. “I was daughter protection. He gave the po- to leave. She remembered talking to
the one who woke her up and asked lice jewelry-store receipts, along with her father on the phone. “He was, like,
why she had spoken to me like that,” invoices showing that he had paid ‘No, no, no, no. I don’t even want to
the transcript reads. “She woke up, seven hundred thousand rupees for a hear about it. You have to go back.
frightened, and screamed, and so I cov- car in Neeti’s name in 2001 and 2002. Think about what will happen to your
ered her mouth. She pushed me back, He also revealed that he sent her seven siblings. Think about what will hap-
and I told her to be quiet. The child is hundred and fifty thousand rupees in pen to you.’ The same words he had
beginning to move. I said the child will 2020. Dowry demands like these are used when he had forced me to get
wake up.” illegal in India, and Pawan’s family married—now he was giving me the
“Did you have a feeling she was has denied making them. (Pawan ac- same reasons to stay in this very un-
dead?” he was asked. knowledged receiving the seven hun- happy, very bad marriage. I told him
“No. What would be the reason for dred and fifty thousand rupees but that it didn’t matter anymore, because
that feeling? I had not hit her in that says he paid the money back.) I had already left.”
way. I just put my hand over her mouth “We were taught, Adjust a little,
so that she would not scream. When just don’t argue,” Preeti told me, re- he differences between my moth-
she pushed me back, then I punched
her.” Later, when asked why he did not
calling the sisters’ upbringing. A mar-
ried woman is supposed to reset her
T er’s story and Neeti’s help clarify
why women have it so hard in parts of
take Neeti to the hospital, he replied, expectations, to learn to comply with India. Unlike Neeti, my mother was
“I felt at the time that she had fallen. her new family’s ways. “We saw our still childless. When she left her first
I mean that she lay down on the bed, parents getting adjusted, my mother husband, she had a well-paying job.
and so I became silent. It might be a getting adjusted,” she said. The lesson She could live on her own. She had es-
blood-pressure reason, so she will be was: “Everybody, we all ladies, adjust.” caped a social network in which di-
fine in the morning.” Such socialization is typical. For vorce was vilified. She had support from
In India, the use of force—custo- many Indians, divorce is unthinkable. friends, family members, and social ser-
dial torture—isn’t uncommon during Parents urge daughters to stick it out, vices in the U.S.
police interrogations for murder; at hoping that time, money, and children These are not inconsequential dif-
the same time, testimony obtained will make their situations bearable. My ferences. Ask people the reasons for
through torture cannot be presented mother went through something sim- women’s troubles in India, and they
as evidence. Sumeet told me that ilar. Like Neeti, she had an arranged point to a cluster of patriarchal norms.
Pawan was “thrashed,” and Pawan marriage. She had just completed a The fact that, after marriage, a wife
26 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
tends to move in with her husband’s around the world and throughout the ory and reviewed evidence from cross-
family corrodes her support system and subcontinent, women seem to be national survey data. “As societies be-
discourages parents from investing in treated worse in places where their come wealthier, threats to survival
daughters as opposed to sons. Women labor has traditionally been less val- recede and people become more tol-
are often urged not to work, and their ued. If a region has a history of plow erant of gender equality and social
absence of an income deprives them agriculture—which benefits from male- diversity,” he wrote. He predicted that
of bargaining power within the house- associated traits like grip strength, “a process of intergenerational value
hold. And divorce, though legally rec- upper-body strength, and bursts of change that has been transforming
ognized, is still treated like a blight on power—it tends toward male-skewing the politics and culture of high-
a family’s honor, tainting the marriage sex ratios and lower female labor-force income societies . . . is likely to trans-
prospects of the divorcée, her siblings, participation. In northwest India, my form China, India and other rapidly
and her children. Even if women es- family’s ancestral home and a land developing societies.”
cape abusive relationships, a lack of where the plow rules, a proverb sums At first blush, Inglehart’s thesis
professional training can make it hard up the effects: “Who can be satisfied seems to have been borne out. Between
for them to live alone. without rain and son? For cultivation, 1981 and 2018, the share of Indians
Dowry, or groom price, worsens the both are indispensable.” Another prov- living in extreme poverty fell from
situation. The institution flourished erb is blunter: “One whose son dies about sixty per cent to eleven per cent.
in ancient Greece, in Sung-period is luckless. One whose daughter dies During that same period, female lit-
China, and in medieval Western Eu- is fortunate.” eracy grew from roughly twenty-five
rope, but today South Asia is one of Some development experts have per cent to sixty-six per cent. In the
its few remaining strongholds. Dowry been convinced that affluence would four decades since 1981, meanwhile,
usually emerges in highly stratified dissolve oppressive norms and prac- the proportion of females enrolled in
societies, like caste-structured India tices. A leading proponent was the secondary school soared from a fifth
and colonial Latin America, whereas political scientist Ronald Inglehart, to nearly four-fifths, closing the gap
the reverse convention, bride price, is who argued that economic develop- with their male counterparts.
more likely to appear in communities ment produces freedom and toler- Look at more indicators, though,
with less socioeconomic differentia- ance. In 2018, a few years before his and the picture changes. The payment
tion, as in much of sub-Saharan Af- death, he published the book “Cul- of dowry, which was expected to die
rica. Some critics object to the way tural Evolution: People’s Motivations out with modernization, provides a
“paying” for a bride seems to com- Are Changing, and Reshaping the telling example. In Europe, marriage
modify women, but there is little ev- World,” which summarized his the- payments mostly disappeared with
idence that bride price harms wom-
en’s well-being. Dowry, in contrast,
encourages two forms of violence.
“When you have too many girl babies
there is female infanticide,” a woman
from rural Tamil Nadu told research-
ers in 2005. “If too many girls, there
are too many marriages, and too much
dowry problems.” Second, expecta-
tions surrounding dowry have spurred
husbands and their families to mis-
treat women in order to obtain pay-
ments. According to a U.N. study, forty
to fifty per cent of female homicides
in India result from dowry disputes.
Neeti’s death may be among them.
India’s patriarchal customs con-
spire to trap women in marriages. Ac-
cording to the World Health Orga-
nization, between a quarter and a half
of all Indian women suffer inti-
mate-partner violence, yet only about
one per cent of marriages end in di-
vorce. Although divorces are increas-
ing, especially in urban areas, India’s
divorce rate is still among the lowest
in the world. “We could get our logo emblazoned on ten thousand crappy pens that
These norms have deep roots. Both barely write, then scatter them to the four corners of the earth?”
faith in justice: “Believe me, we have
a very good judiciary system. If truth
is on your side, and you are on a mis-
sion, you will have all the support.”
Pawan was charged under three
sections of the Indian Penal Code:
Section 34 (“common intention,” sug-
gesting a conspiracy among multiple
perpetrators), Section 302 (murder),
and Section 498A (cruelty to women).
Murder and cruelty to women are
non-bailable offenses, meaning that
they are grievous enough that bail can
be granted only by a court decision.
After Pawan’s arrest, his lawyer peti-
tioned the court to release his client
on bail. Among his claims was that
the postmortem was unreliable and
that the allegations of dowry demands
were unsubstantiated. Following a
hearing, a judge ordered that Pawan
be released, contingent on his paying
a bond of a hundred thousand rupees
(about thirteen hundred dollars), and
Pawan walked out on bail.
There’s little reason to think that
the judge’s decision to release Pawan
was based on anything other than an
honest assessment of the situation.
Yet judicial bribery is so common in
India that courts have a legitimacy
“I know you are, but what am I?” problem. Several months after Pawan
was freed, the Indian Central Bureau
of Investigation alleged that a sus-
• • pended Delhi judge had amassed un-
explained assets of nearly thirty mil-
industrialization. India, despite ban- again underlining the paradoxical ef- lion rupees between 2006 and 2016.
ning the practice in 1961, has wit- fects of affluence. India seems to value Nor is judicial corruption the only
nessed the opposite trend. In the women less than when it outlawed problem besetting India’s criminal-jus-
nineteen-twenties, dowry payments dowry, sixty years ago. tice system. The country suffers from
occurred in about a third of marriages. a shortage of judges and police; enor-
By 2008, they were near-universal in ours after the postmortem was re- mous backlogs are routine, which pro-
rural areas, and many regions had seen
alarming rates of dowry inflation.
H leased, Neeti’s two siblings re-
corded a video on Facebook. Preeti wears
vides an opportunity for the wealthy
and the well connected to influence
The expansion of dowry coincides a yellow kurta-style blouse. Her eyes are which cases are pursued. Rather than
with other worrying changes. Rates of dark. She has the empty stare of some- reforming law enforcement, politi-
sex-selective abortion appear to have one broken, exhausted, or both. Aside cians have exploited the enfeebled
increased in almost all states between from a couple of sobs, she says very lit- justice system to silence opposition
1981 and 2016, especially among wealthy tle. Sumeet does most of the talking. and cover up their own bad behavior.
and educated women. Female repre- He is animated. His long hair is pulled Women suffer as a result. Accord-
sentation in higher education is rising, into a tight bun. Although his muscles ing to the sociologist Poulami Roy-
yet female labor-force participation, are thick from a lifetime of weight lift- chowdhury, judges and police in
as of 2021, sits at a paltry twenty-three ing, his demeanor is supplicating. India subscribe to an idealized image
per cent, declining from twenty-eight Sumeet says that Pawan murdered of the good woman as a self-sacrific-
per cent in 1990. A 2015 study pub- their sister, and calls for a “boycott” ing caregiver, and disparage women
lished in The World Bank Economic Re- on his family. He asks people to bring who make legal claims. In her recent
view showed that women were less their abused daughters home, to “eat book “Capable Women, Incapable
likely to work when their husbands two rotis less if you need the means States,” which draws on ethnographic
were educated and had high incomes, to support her.” And he expresses his field work in Kolkata and its envi-
28 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
rons, Roychowdhury writes that po- report. The police took a statement the same time, her daughter should
lice officers use excuses of shoddy in- from Neeti’s twelve-year-old daugh- not be “very well educated,” she told
frastructure and staffing limitations ter on the day of her death, but, be- me. “If she will get her level a little
to suppress allegations of gender- cause it was not collected in front of higher, finding a boy will be a prob-
based violence or to off-load work a judge, it is inadmissible. ( Jasleen lem.” Besides, Preeti told me anx-
onto victims themselves. later claimed the statement was writ- iously, a husband might feel threat-
Roychowdhury considers the low ten by an officer.) As the system strug- ened by a brainy bride, risking “ego
conviction rate for Section 498A “cru- gles to enforce its own laws, it isn’t issues” and hostility: “I don’t want her
elty to women” offenses—the lowest much of a check on the ongoing abuse to face problems.”
among all Indian Penal Code crimes— of women. Rama finally kills Ravana by shoot-
an example of the country’s “unful- ing him in the heart, the fateful arrow
filled promises.” After tracking sev- n the Hindu epic the Ramayana, crafted by a god. The abuse of women
enty victims of domestic abuse, she
found that women rarely sought legal
I the god-prince Rama labors to de-
feat the demon-king Ravana. Rama’s
cannot be ended with a single blow.
Yet legislative action without social
remedies on their own, deeming law arrows slice off Ravana’s many heads, transformation has proved strikingly
enforcement not just ineffective but but new ones appear in their place. impotent. A culture in which women
dangerous, too. A poor Hindu woman Fighting violence against women, are not merely devalued but negatively
named Hema laughed at the idea of whether in India or elsewhere, can feel valued can’t be reformed by a few well-
registering a case: “Faced with my just as daunting. The violence is the drafted statutes.
husband or the police, I would run product of so many interacting forces— On September 30, 2021, nine days
towards my husband every time. The dowry, the plow, weak states, corrupt after Neeti died and four days after
police are worse than the thugs they judiciaries, the patrilocal family—that Pawan was arrested, the family held
lock up.” attacking any single factor is bound to her Antim Ardas, or “Final Prayer.”
But Roychowdhury also encoun- be ineffectual. A group of musicians performed
tered the opposite response. She was The norms that oppress women are hymns at a temple near her childhood
told that women took advantage of multiple and various, but in India two home. Barely five months had passed
legal statutes to abuse their husbands. seem especially important: the stigma since a wave of COVID-19 infections
A judge in the city of Howrah asked against divorce and a resistance to fe- devastated Delhi. People were still
Roychowdhury why she studied do- male independence. As long as women wearing masks, and the event was
mestic violence given that, in his view, cannot leave marriages, they have less streamed online.
it “did not exist.” A vocal men’s-rights reason to seek the training and pro- I watched from a continent away.
movement in India now seeks to chal- fessional experience that would en- After an hour and fifteen minutes, the
lenge laws said to favor women, includ- able them to support themselves. Such camera panned from the musicians to
ing proposed statutes against marital women are more easily treated as bur- the attendees. Pawan and his relatives
rape. At the forefront are organiza- dens, to be accepted as wives in ex- were not present, but I saw my cous-
tions like the Save Indian Family Foun- change for dowry; even abused women ins sitting alongside their children,
dation, which, in its words, aspires to have little choice but to stick it out. spouses, and parents-in-law. They were
“expose and create awareness about encircled by the biradari—the com-
large scale violations of Civil Liber- munity, the source of judgment and
ties and Human Rights in the name of support. The camera landed finally
of women’s empowerment in India.” on Preeti, who sat slumped against a
Women who report domestic abuse wall. Her eyes, swollen and plum-col-
are depicted as scheming, aggressive, ored, were shut.
and ungrateful. In the background, the musicians
Neeti’s family did not encounter performed a hymn written by the
such resistance, at least not from the founder of Sikhism, Guru Nanak Dev.
police. It probably made a difference A reflection on life’s finitude, it is often
that the case was “registered” by Nee- As the cycle continues, women be- played at funerals. The musicians sang
ti’s father, a man of means; the fact come trapped, while expectations os- about the ephemerality of youth, the
of her death demanded a stronger re- sify about the ideal wife—subservient wilting of lovely f lowers. They ad-
sponse than if she had come to the and homebound. dressed a young woman who sees her
police with bruises. But the criminal- Many women recognize this cycle friends leaving and dreads having to
justice system has frustrated Neeti’s but struggle to escape it. Preeti, for join them. They exhorted her, using
family in other ways. Any material example, wants her daughter to break her departure for married life as a met-
handled by a corruptible system can free. “I cannot sacrifice my daughter aphor for death itself. “Haven’t you
be doctored, and the resultant distrust now, after losing my sister,” she said. heard the call from beyond, O beau-
allowed Pawan’s lawyer to challenge “I don’t want to do this to my daugh- tiful soul-bride?” they asked. “You must
the authenticity of a government doc- ter. I want her to do something— go to your in-laws; you cannot stay
ument as critical as the postmortem professionally, business, anything.” At with your parents forever.” 
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A REPORTER AT LARGE

BORDERLINE CHAOS
America’s broken immigration system has spawned a national fight, but Congress lacks the will to fix it.
BY DEXTER FILKINS

arlier this year, in a helicopter der Patrol agents looked on. The mi- The influx has transformed towns

E above the Mexican border, a team


of Texas state troopers searched
for people crossing into the United States.
grants gathered on a thin strip of land
along the Rio Grande, sealed off from
the rest of El Paso by a high wall. Once
and cities along a two-thousand-mile
frontier, running through California,
Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas. Emer-
As they flew over a neighborhood west in American territory, they began sit- gency-room doctors struggle to treat
of El Paso, the radio crackled with the ting in the dirt. “They’re turning them- new arrivals. Smugglers speed down
voices of Border Patrol agents on the selves in,” Chavez said. local roads to take migrants into the
ground below, calling out migrants who Broadly speaking, the people who interior, and thousands of agents f ly
were evading them. enter the country without permission helicopters, operate drones, and pursue
“We got four bodies headed north.” fall into two groups. The first includes them over land.
“Five out in the northeast quadrant.” those who sneak in and try to evade The unrest at the border has become
“Behind you—six bodies.” capture. The second includes asylum one of the most contentious political
While people fled across the landscape, seekers, who either apply at official ports issues in a deeply divided United States.
the troopers in the helicopter tracked of entry or make their way across the Ultimately, it is enabled by an under-
them and passed their locations to the border and offer themselves up for ar- funded and antiquated system that
Border Patrol agents, who raced after rest. Since early 2021, the second group Congress—paralyzed by mutual ani-
them in trucks. “I got ten bodies to the has grown strikingly. mosity—has failed to address. But pol-
southwest,” Captain German Chavez, After about an hour, while the he- iticians on both sides are eager to blame
the pilot, said into his radio. “There’s licopter circled overhead, a string of each other. Greg Abbott, the governor
two,” he announced, maneuvering the Border Patrol buses arrived, entering of Texas, accused Biden of abandoning
helicopter above a row of houses, then through a gate in the wall. A busy high- his constituents, saying, “He does not
said, “I lost them.” way ran on the city side, and, as the mi- care about Americans. He cares more
All day, groups of migrants rushed grants began boarding, drivers streamed about people who are not from this
to find cover, while federal agents fanned by, oblivious; across the highway, kids country.” Biden argued that the G.O.P.
out after them. By nightfall, dozens had played basketball. By sundown, the buses blocked reforms because it believed
been apprehended. But, Chavez said, and the migrants were gone. Chavez that turmoil was to its advantage: “Im-
“for every five or six groups we see, we’ll turned his helicopter back to base. migration is a political issue that ex-
get one or two—if we’re fast enough.” A spokesman for the Border Patrol treme Republicans are always going to
The team in the helicopter had been refused to say what had become of the run on.”
dispatched as part of a campaign to group that arrived in El Paso that day; In recent months, anxieties around
stanch the flow of migrants, who have given the vagaries of American immi- the border reached a furious pitch. At
crossed the border in record numbers gration law, it was difficult to determine the beginning of the Covid-19 pan-
in the past two years. The following af- with much certainty. But, in the past demic, Title 42, an obscure provision
ternoon, Chavez was flying across the two years, millions of migrants, spurred of the Public Health Service Act of
West Texas scrubland when the Bor- by political and economic turmoil in 1944, was temporarily revived for use
der Patrol called again, to report that their home countries and by President at the southern border, allowing agents
about a thousand migrants were charging Joe Biden’s welcoming stance, have come to expel migrants in fifteen minutes.
the border at the edge of El Paso. “We to the southern border and crossed into Since then, it has been deployed mil-
need your help,” the agent said. the United States. Though hundreds lions of times, becoming the primary
Within minutes, Chavez was above of thousands have been denied entry, means of closing the border. Last month,
the Rio Grande. On the Mexican side, hundreds of thousands more—from with the pandemic largely over, Title
a row of railroad cars were parked a countries as far away as China and Ta- 42 expired.
hundred yards from the border, and jikistan—have made their way in, often Along the border, immigration offi-
people were rushing out. As they moved by claiming that they will face perse- cials and residents braced for a deluge.
toward the river, Mexican guards stepped cution or violence if they return home. “There are thousands of people want-
aside, letting them pass. Then the mi- “People were saying if you made it to ing to come in, bottled up on the other
grants waded through the water: women the border there’s a good chance you’ll side,” Ruben Garcia, the director of An-
with babies, men with duffels, children. be allowed in,” one migrant from South nunciation House, in El Paso, which
On the American side, a couple of Bor- America told me. has helped resettle tens of thousands of
30 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
A group of migrants found hiding in a desert cave in Texas is taken into custody by border authorities.
PHOTOGRAPH BY JOHN FRANCIS PETERS THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 31
immigrants in the past two years, told the number of legal slots. This is espe- pledged to consider the plea of any for-
me. A political scramble also ensued. cially true for those without special skills eigner who fears that he will be perse-
The Biden Administration announced or high levels of education, who face cuted if he returns home—a policy that
measures to make it more difficult to long and difficult legal pathways into began after the Second World War, as
enter without prior permission, along the country. Each year, hundreds of thou- the international community reckoned
with a series of expanded pathways to sands, if not millions, of people try to with the responsibility of aiding peo-
come legally. Conservative leaders re- enter the U.S. illegally, nearly all of them ple living under brutal regimes. But
sponded with lawsuits, claiming that at the southern border. this moral imperative has created an
Biden was changing the system to flood For much of the past century, the administrative impossibility.
the country with foreigners. Immigrants’- people crossing over were largely Mex- The process of applying for asylum
rights groups also sued, arguing that ican nationals seeking work; many set- was designed to be straightforward. Ap-
any attempt to restrict asylum was equiv- tled in the U.S., while others took tem- plicants would be given a brief inter-
alent to President Donald Trump’s most porary jobs and regularly returned home. view to establish that their case had
severe measures; one organization sug- Policing the border was often not a pri- merit, and transferred from Border Pa-
gested that Biden was pulling his pol- ority. That began to change after the trol custody to Immigration and Cus-
icies from the “dustbin of history.” attacks of September 11, 2001, when se- toms Enforcement; ICE maintains a
Immigration hawks predicted that, curity concerns prompted American network of detention centers, where ap-
when Title 42 lapsed, arrests at the bor- Presidents—first George W. Bush and plicants could be kept until a full hear-
der—a common metric of attempts at then Barack Obama—to build walls ing was held before an immigration
migration—would swell to more than and to greatly expand the number of judge. But a series of administrative and
ten thousand a day. Instead, they sub- guards. The newly created Department judicial orders have complicated this
sided to less than half that. Many ob- of Homeland Security and its subsidi- process. In 2009, an ICE directive de-
servers agree that these numbers are in- ary Immigration and Customs Enforce- clared that migrants who demonstrated
fluenced by the spread of news about ment took on significant roles. a credible fear of persecution or torture
changes in regulations—that prospec- Obama acted aggressively to stop could be released into the U.S. until
tive immigrants in the Ecuadorian high- illegal immigration. During his time their case was heard. Other decisions
lands are as informed about policy as in office, agents intercepted more than forbade detaining children, as well as
the staff of the U.S. Embassy is. But three million people trying to cross many adult migrants, for more than a
there are also many other factors, which the southern border. More than two few weeks.
create fluctuations that no one quite million were sent back. His Adminis- These changes were followed by a
understands. There were, on average, tration also deported some three mil- surge in asylum seekers—including
five thousand arrests a day in January lion others who had already entered families and unaccompanied children,
and seven thousand in April; the high- the U.S. While activists derided him who were often dispatched by their
water mark of ten thousand was reached as the “deporter-in-chief,” Obama ar- parents to live with relatives in the U.S.
not in the days after Title 42 expired gued that generous immigration pol- Obama officials, convinced that many
but in the days before. As the debate icies should be balanced by vigorous such people were gaming the system,
continues in Washington and on cable enforcement. “Families who enter our ordered border agents to detain chil-
news, few people in the region believe country the right way and play by the dren with their families. “The idea was
that the immigration system has been that people would think twice about
meaningfully fixed. “The border is wide coming if they had to sit in a deten-
open,” an agent near Comstock,Texas, tion center while they waited for their
told me, sitting in his pickup. “We’ve cases to be resolved,” Leon Fresco, a
never had enough agents.” He looked Deputy Assistant Attorney General
out on an expanse of scrubland, fading for immigration enforcement under
in the late-afternoon light. “Just wait Obama, told me.
until the sun goes down.” That policy didn’t last. In 2015, a
federal judge in California named Dolly
merican immigration laws are Gee ruled that no migrant family with
A among the world’s most generous.
In a typical year, Germany, with a pop-
rules watch others flout the rules,” he
said in 2014. “All of us take offense to
children could be detained for more
than twenty days. The following year,
ulation of eighty-three million, grants anyone who reaps the rewards of liv- the number of families crossing the
citizenship to about a hundred and ing in America without taking on the border nearly doubled. About four
twenty thousand people. The U.S. wel- responsibilities.” hundred thousand people arrived in
comes some eight hundred thousand Determining who is playing by the all, and two-thirds of them were re-
new citizens a year, and gives temporary rules has proved extraordinarily diffi- leased into the U.S. “It’s legally man-
residency to millions more, from Silicon cult when it comes to asylum seekers, dated chaos,” Andrew Arthur, a fellow
Valley tech workers to university stu- who now represent a substantial pro- at the Center for Immigration Stud-
dents to tourists. But the number of peo- portion of migrants at the border. Like ies, which advocates stricter border
ple who want to come still vastly exceeds most Western countries, the U.S. has controls, told me.
32 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
Amid the influx, there weren’t enough
agents on the border, or cells to hold
migrants, or judges to preside over asy-
lum hearings. Detention centers had no
more than fifty thousand beds, and hun-
dreds of thousands of people were ar-
riving. Courts were so overwhelmed—
with a backlog that now exceeds two
million cases—that a typical migrant
could expect to wait five years for a hear-
ing to determine his status. If he lost
his case, he could appeal, and the wait
time for that was similarly long. This
process often allowed migrants to stay
in the country as long as ten years be-
fore their case was even decided. “Once
you’re in, you’re in,” Fresco said.
Still, migrants frequently found
themselves confused and demoralized.
Paul Lee, a lawyer at Steptoe & John- “Watch out for Carlisle. He’s a stealth alpha male.”
son in Washington, told me that many
of his clients have remained in limbo
for years, unsure if they will be allowed
• •
to remain in the U.S. In immigration
courts, there is no right to counsel; Lee plans in inflammatory language, dis- to wait across the border while their
said that many asylum seekers with com- paraging immigrants as “rapists” and claims were considered. When the pan-
pelling stories of persecution fail be- “criminals,” or, reportedly, as undesir- demic arrived, in early 2020, the Trump
cause they are forced to argue their own ables from “shithole” countries. In of- Administration invoked Title 42, which
cases. “I have seen children—six, seven, fice, Trump moved to rein in immigra- allowed new arrivals to be expelled be-
and eight years old—have to stand up tion of all types. He and his aides, led fore they could even ask for asylum.
in front of a judge,” he said. A consid- by his senior adviser Stephen Miller, Most notoriously, Trump sought to
erable proportion of migrants—this drastically scaled back such policies as deter migrant families by detaining
year, it was about a third—drop out be- the Refugee Admissions Program, which parents and handing their children
fore a decision is reached in their case. had allowed in tens of thousands of over to sponsors in the U.S. The pol-
“Many of them just disappear,” he said. people. The infamous “Muslim ban” re- icy, known as family separation, was
The dysfunction in the immigration stricted migration from several Muslim- widely criticized as inhumane, even by
system is widely acknowledged, but majority countries. Aside from his ef- people in the White House. John Kelly,
Congress has come close to significant forts to build a wall, Trump cut funding Trump’s chief of staff, told me, “You
reforms only once in the past two de- throughout the immigration system, couldn’t make a humanitarian argu-
cades. In 2013, the Senate passed an insuring that it would function even ment with the big guy or his people—
ambitious bill that would have increased more slowly than before. “They tore the forget it.” Trump withdrew the policy
funding for border security and added system down to its bare minimum,” a only after images of children in cages
fencing along the frontier, while also senior Biden Administration official inspired protests.
expanding legal pathways to citizen- told me. During Trump’s term, agents appre-
ship. In the face of opposition from Trump and his officials argued that hended some 2.4 million migrants at
Tea Party conservatives in the House, many asylum applicants were exagger- the border, and turned back nearly nine
the bill died. Republicans campaigned ating their persecution. “There are tens hundred thousand; they initiated de-
fiercely on immigration in the next of thousands of people a month who portation proceedings for more than a
year’s midterms. “The message, in es- are filing fraudulent claims just so they million others from within the U.S. His
sence, was that shadowy, ISIS-controlled, can get into the country,” Mark Mor- officials claimed a victory. Tom Homan,
Ebola-carrying people disguised as gan, Trump’s head of Customs and the director of ICE in 2017 and 2018,
Central American children were flood- Border Protection, told me. The Ad- told me, “We had a forty-year low in
ing across the border,” Michael Ben- ministration imposed a “transit ban,” illegal immigration.” As with most such
net, a Democratic senator from Colo- which required applicants to show that trends, the causes are arguable and com-
rado who helped write the bill, told me. they had been denied asylum in one plex. If Trump’s rhetoric and his poli-
“It was incredibly effective.” of the countries they passed through cies dissuaded migrants, then so did the
Beginning in 2015, Trump built his on the way to the U.S. It also imposed arrival of the pandemic. Still, when he
Presidential campaign on securing the a policy known as Remain in Mexico, and his staff argued that migrants were
southern border. He often couched his which required most asylum seekers making insupportable asylum claims,
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they were not necessarily wrong. Most want the American Dream,” she said. called my mom one last time,” Olarte
years, more than half of the claims that Olarte’s smuggler told her that Mex- said. One by one, the migrants climbed
make it to a final decision are denied. ican officials are often reluctant to grant to the top, then slid down a rope to
visas to those who might be contem- American soil. After crossing a canal,
ast October, Jully Milena Olarte, a plating a trek to the border, so Olarte they found themselves in front of a Bor-
L twenty-eight-year-old from Bo-
gotá, Colombia, decided to flee to the
and Victoria booked a stay at a resort in
Cancún and spent three days posing as
der Patrol station, where they knocked
on the door and surrendered to the
United States. Olarte, who is gay, told tourists. Afterward, they boarded a bus agents inside. “We knew they were de-
me that she had often been denied jobs north. In Mexico, foreigners suspected porting a lot of people, but our plan was
because of her sexual orientation and of being migrants are frequently preyed always to turn ourselves in and hope,”
that she had been regularly beaten by upon. “We were robbed so many times, Olarte said.
her partner’s family members. Advo- sometimes by mafia, sometimes by the Biden had encouraged these kinds
cates of restricting immigration argue cartel, sometimes by police, sometimes of hopes ever since the early days of his
that granting asylum for oppression on by men in black masks,” Olarte said. “I Presidential campaign. “We’re a nation
the basis of gender or sexual orienta- was talking to God the whole trip.” By that says, ‘If you want to flee, and you’re
tion creates an unmanageably large pool the time they reached Hermosillo, in fleeing oppression, you should come,’”
of applicants; pro-immigration groups northern Mexico, she was out of money he said, during a Democratic primary
argue that the number of claimants only for the smuggler, so they stayed a few debate. (The event was co-hosted by
proves the urgency of the problem. days, calling friends for help. Jorge Ramos, of Univision, a network
Olarte knew people who had made After scraping together enough cash, watched throughout Latin America.)
the journey to the U.S., and she found they took a bus to Mexicali, on the bor- Biden described his predecessor’s posi-
a smuggler to help her follow them. der, to meet the smuggler. At a ranch tions as fundamentally indecent. “We’re
She borrowed money from her mother outside of town, they joined a dozen going to immediately end Trump’s as-
and her friends and took out a bank other migrants. In the darkness, with sault on the dignity of immigrant com-
loan, securing about five thousand dol- guides leading the way, Olarte’s group munities,” he said, as he accepted the
lars—enough to bring along her girl- arrived at a high steel fence, with a lad- Democratic nomination. “We’re going
friend, Victoria, and her eight-year-old der set against it. “I knew my cell phone to restore our moral standing in the
daughter, Valeria. “I was thinking, I wouldn’t work on the other side, so I world and our historic role as a safe haven
for refugees and asylum seekers.”
A former senior Administration
official told me that these campaign
messages were linked to larger political
maneuvering: “After Biden wins the nom-
ination, you see something you never
see—he shifts to the left. He needed
the lefties to come out and support him.”
To help forge a new vision, Biden in-
vited immigrants’-rights advocates into
the upper ranks of his Administration.
“A lot of idealistic pro-immigration
groups were brought in, many of whom
are far to the left of the center of the
Party,”Theresa Cardinal Brown, an im-
migration expert at the Bipartisan Pol-
icy Center, told me. Many such advo-
cates had been galvanized by four years
of battling with Trump. “Extremists
beget their opposite,” she said. “Trump
radicalized a lot of them.”
The new team’s vision differed mark-
edly from that of previous Administra-
tions, both Republican and Democratic.
The goal was not just to stop penaliz-
ing asylum seekers. It was to reorient
policy toward “managing the flow” of
migrants—bringing order to the influx,
rather than restricting it. “We set out to
create more legal pathways for people
to come from the hemisphere,” a former
Biden official told me. Some argued that move undocumented migrants living in from the local Border Patrol chief, in-
Trump’s policy of exclusion was not only the country, of whom there are thought forming him that ten thousand migrants
inhumane but impractical. “We are liv- to be close to eleven million. were expected to cross into the city in
ing in an unprecedented time of people Some former officials told me that the next few days. Lozano, a flight at-
coming to the border—you can’t just they cautioned senior decision-makers tendant for Delta Air Lines, was elected
keep them all out,” Angela Kelley, an- about loosening strictures too rapidly, in 2018—a Democrat who was the city’s
other former Biden official, told me. “We lest they attract an influx of migrants. first openly gay mayor. He grew up in
need to offer them meaningful access to “We told them over and over again that Del Rio, so he was used to migrants
humanitarian protection.” they would create a deluge,” Rodney wading across the river. Still, he was as-
Much of the migration to the United Scott, the chief of the Border Patrol in tonished by the estimate. “I was, like,
States in recent years has been driven the early months of the Biden Admin- ‘What do you mean, ten thousand mi-
by profound developments in Central istration, told me. “They did not want grants by the end of the week?’” he said.
and South America and in the Carib- to listen.” “ ‘No, no, no, no—this can’t be. We only
bean, where economic turmoil, natural Scott, who had previously worked have four or five agents here.’”
disasters, and drug-related violence have as a senior official under Trump and In the next few days, some sixteen
brought many states to the brink of col- supported his vision of a border wall, thousand migrants, most of them Hai-
lapse, and where gangs and drug car- routinely clashed with the Biden Ad- tian, gathered underneath Del Rio’s
tels often operate beyond state control. ministration over immigration. In Au- main bridge. “At one point, a thousand
It’s not just the U.S. that is besieged by gust, 2021, the White House forced him people an hour were wading across,”
migrants but also countries throughout out. By then, some sixty-seven hundred Lozano said. Officials said that most
the region, Biden officials pointed out; migrants were being caught crossing believed they would be admitted if they
unrest in Venezuela has produced at over each day. claimed that they’d face persecution if
least seven million refugees, most of Determining the exact number of they returned home. But few among
whom have fled to Colombia and other migrants who have entered the U.S. and the group had actually arrived from
countries nearby. how many were sent back is remark- Haiti; most had come from Central
In office, Biden submitted a sweep- ably difficult. The statistics are spread America and Chile, in many cases after
ing legislative plan to overhaul the sys- across government agencies, in catego- living there for years.
tem, proposing to increase funding for ries that overlap and shift; the totals Lozano told me that he worked fran-
border security and to allow more legal can be inflated by individuals who tried tically to organize food and sanitation,
immigration. But, with congressional multiple times to cross. But it is clear but there were too many people com-
Republicans threatening to filibuster that the numbers have risen consider- ing. The Border Patrol put in porta-pot-
any Democratic proposal, Biden effec- ably under Biden. Since the start of the ties, which were quickly overwhelmed:
tively needed sixty votes in the Senate, Administration, there have been more “They’re not being cleaned fast enough,
and he didn’t have them. Like Trump than five million apprehensions of mi- so people are defecating in the river. It
and Obama, he was reduced to mak- grants trying to cross the southern bor- was chaos.” At Lozano’s request, the
ing policy by executive order. That made der—almost as many as in the previ- federal government dispatched physi-
his measures vulnerable to legal chal- ous twelve years combined. About half cians and nurses. Agents helped deliver
lenge; it also virtually guaranteed that that number were turned back. a dozen babies. Some of the sick were
they would be opposed by large por- People who work at the border speak sent to the emergency room at Val Verde
tions of the electorate. of push and pull factors: those that Regional Medical Center, a hospital
Biden swiftly began terminating sev- make migrants leave their home coun- with forty beds. “We provide the same
eral of Trump’s most stringent measures: tries and those that attract them to the level of care to any patient who comes
he suspended Remain in Mexico, and United States. The Biden Administra- into our hospital, so it was a challenge,”
some thirteen thousand migrants who tion and its allies argue that the surge Linda Walker, the C.E.O., told me. As
had been waiting for hearings were al- was caused by the push of disastrous with many of the migrants who come
lowed in. He halted construction of the conditions abroad. Critics blame the into the hospital’s emergency room, the
border wall, forbade separating children pull of Biden’s campaign rhetoric and hospital paid for the care, she said. “We
from their parents, and sought to de- of his more lenient policies. “If you’re don’t get reimbursed.”
clare a moratorium on deportations. not detaining people, and people think Grappling with a sense of crisis,
Biden eventually moved to rescind the system is gameable, then many, many Lozano called Raul Ortiz, the recently
Title 42. In the meantime, the Admin- more people are going to come,” the appointed chief of the Border Patrol,
istration discouraged border officials former senior Administration official who also grew up in Del Rio. “Raul told
from detaining asylum seekers while told me. me they would try to send some re-
their requests were processed. It also sources down to us in ten to fourteen
pulled back enforcement within the el Rio, Texas, a city of about thirty- days,” Lozano said. “Ten to fourteen
United States. In 2021, the Homeland
Security Secretary, Alejandro Mayorkas,
D five thousand on the Rio Grande,
has been one of the principal crossing
days? We have an entire city living under
a bridge.” Lozano began organizing local
sharply limited the discretion of immi- points on the border. In September, 2021, restaurant owners to donate food; they
gration officers to apprehend and re- the mayor, Bruno Lozano, got a call responded so enthusiastically that many
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had little left for customers. He also
helped enlist a nonprofit called World
Central Kitchen; within days, the group VISITATION
began serving the first of tens of thou-
sands of meals. My grandmother died the day
Lozano reserved most of his ire for the missionaries came for our souls.
Biden officials. “The Administration is To save them, I mean.
saying, ‘Oh, there’s no problem, there’s
no crisis, we’re doing the best we can, They cycled up the drive
we’re sending you this, we’re sending as my mother and I carried her to the van,
you that’—and we’re not getting any- on our way to the hospital.
thing,” he said. “The situation here is
burdening all the border towns and We didn’t hear their rattling till they dismounted,
communities and you’re saying every- we were so bent on moving her
thing is fine. It’s just bullshit.” without pain.
After a week and a half, the Hai-
tians were mostly gone. D.H.S. says Their hands waved hello.
that eight thousand of them crossed There was nothing
back over the river. A Republican offi- for the bicycles to do,
cial in the area told me that roughly
two thousand were returned to Haiti, so I looked at the wheels
and that the rest were released into the not the missionaries, who asked,
U.S. while their asylum claims were ex- Do you have a source of happiness in your life?
amined. “Most of them went to Miami,”
he said. What was my answer, what is it now?
In Del Rio, the migrants kept com- My grandmother swayed
ing, in even greater numbers. When like a hammock between us, then stilled.
Lozano’s term ended, last year, he chose
not to run for reëlection. “I could no They sprang to help.
longer govern the city,” he said. “I was Bicycles clattered on asphalt—
so enraged with the policies and the Did we use dogwood switches? Did we use stones?
politics of the federal government and
what was happening here that I was no —Elisa Gonzalez
longer, in my mind, capable of moving
forward. I was just drained.”
political appointee at C.B.P., telling us ited number of migrants per month.
uring the surge, the scenes at the that a busload of people would be taken During the surge, the amount of de-
D border could be both tragic and
absurd: enormous groups of migrants,
to the port by an N.G.O. in Mexico,
and that they needed to be processed—
tention space was not nearly sufficient.
Nevertheless, the Biden Administra-
sometimes numbering in the thousands, which meant they would be let in,” Scott tion ultimately cut the number of beds
turning themselves in to Border Patrol said. “I had no idea who they were. from the fifty thousand maintained by
agents and asking to be arrested. The Nothing like this had ever happened the Trump Administration to thirty-four
majority qualified for immediate re- to me in my career.” (The White House thousand. Some of this was philosoph-
moval under Title 42, but in a huge disputes this account.) ical. The senior White House official
number of cases it was waived. “First, The most significant exception to told me, “We think that there are more
it was unaccompanied children who Title 42 was largely beyond the Ad- humane alternatives to detention.”These
were exempted from Title 42, then it ministration’s control. Some of the big- include requiring migrants to check in
was families—and then it was even gest groups were coming from four with immigration officials or to wear
more,” Scott told me. Some of this was countries—Venezuela, Cuba, Nicara- ankle bracelets that track their move-
the result of policy and some the result gua, and Haiti—with which the U.S. ments. In any case, Biden officials con-
of ad-hoc decisions. maintained troubled relations. Typi- tend, the difference between fifty thou-
Immigrants’-rights advocates also cally, when such migrants arrived at sand and thirty-four thousand beds was
sued the government to secure access the southern border, Mexico would not negligible, given the millions of mi-
to the asylum system. During negoti- take them back—and the countries grants who were arriving. Advocates of
ations between the two sides, Scott said, they fled wouldn’t take them, either, restricting immigration argue that even
senior officials repeatedly informed him often forcing the U.S. to allow them a fairly small number of detentions can
that they had agreed to allow migrants in. “Those countries are a real chal- dissuade people from crossing the bor-
to cross the border. “We would get an lenge,” Scott told me. Other countries der illegally. “If you detain twenty per
e-mail from someone at D.H.S., or a in the region would accept only a lim- cent, you deter eighty,” Andrew Arthur,
36 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
of the Center for Immigration Studies, than under Trump or Obama. This was retail—and for individuals in research
said. Pro-immigration groups argue that partly an unintended consequence of and development, in some of the highest-
most migrants, fleeing difficult circum- the push to keep the asylum process skilled jobs that we have.”
stances, will not be dissuaded by the open. Expelling a person under Title The footage of huge crowds of mi-
risk of being detained. Kerri Talbot, of 42 takes fifteen minutes, but releasing grants—often broadcast on Fox News—
the Immigration Hub, noted, “You’re someone into the United States can rendered such arguments politically dif-
talking about a number of beds equal take as long as two hours. The process ficult to make. Mayorkas, the Homeland
to about two per cent of the number of was so laborious that legions of Bor- Security Secretary, was summoned re-
people trying to cross.” der Patrol agents were pulled away from peatedly before Congress, where Re-
Rather than focus on deterrence, the their posts to help. The result, Scott publicans assailed him for what they
Biden Administration implemented “pa- said, was that “long stretches of the said amounted to an open border. When
role” policies, which gave border offi- border were effectively left open for the G.O.P. took control of the House
cers the discretion to allow migrants to long periods of time.” At the same time, of Representatives last fall, Party lead-
enter the country without a court date, deportations were down significantly. ers indicated that they were preparing
as long as they agreed to present them- Under Biden, about half a million peo- to impeach him. For his part, Mayor-
selves to ICE for processing. In March, ple have been placed into deportation kas denied that the border was open and
a U.S. District Court judge in Florida proceedings, compared with about seven pointed out the obvious: only Congress
largely invalidated these initiatives. In hundred thousand in the same period could provide a lasting fix. In May, tes-
a hundred-and-nine-page order, Judge under Trump. tifying before the Senate, he said, “Ev-
T. Kent Wetherell II, who had been ap- Biden officials suggest that the only eryone agrees that the immigration sys-
pointed by Trump, found that the Ad- long-term solution to exploding migra- tem is broken.”
ministration had imposed an illegal tion is to strengthen the economies and
“non-detention” policy. “The evidence the political systems of countries that n April, Representative Tony Gon-
establishes that defendants have effec-
tively turned the southwest border into
migrants are fleeing. In 2022, the United
States and nineteen other countries
I zales, a congressman whose district
includes eight hundred miles of the
a meaningless line in the sand,”Wetherell signed the Los Angeles Declaration on Texas-Mexico border, took a day to
wrote. “The dramatic increase in the Migration and Protection, intended to drive around Del Rio and meet with
number of aliens being released at the stem the migrant crisis. The U.S. agreed constituents. “I’m driving all the time—
Southwest border was attributable to to take in some twenty thousand more my district is so big,” he said. Gonza-
changes in detention policy, not increases refugees from Latin America and to les was raised by his grandparents in
in border traffic.” The Biden Adminis- expand work visas for people from the Camp Wood, outside San Antonio, and
tration requested a stay of Wetherell’s region. In addition, Biden officials said, grew up selling newspaper subscrip-
decision, but the request was recently they secured commitments for more tions door to door. (“I was really good
denied by an appeals court. Biden offi- than three billion dollars of private in- at sales,” he said.) As a Navy cryptolo-
cials say that they will continue to fight. vestment in the area. “We are trying to gist, he tracked insurgents in Iraq and
In an interview on NBC, Mayorkas do our part, too—we can’t ask our neigh- Afghanistan; he’s now forty-two years
pointed out that his predecessors had bors to do everything,” a senior White old, the father of six. Gonzales is a Re-
also allowed asylum seekers into the House official who works on immigra- publican in a closely divided district
country: “The procedure that we were tion issues told me. “We realize the ef- that includes El Paso, a largely Demo-
executing is something that other Ad- fects will not be felt overnight.” cratic city. One of his close allies in
ministrations have done.” In the first Other officials make the case that Congress, Henry Cuellar, is a Demo-
twenty-six months of Biden’s term, limiting immigration harms the econ- crat. In 2020, Gonzales won his first
D.H.S. officials allowed in some two and omy, because the U.S. needs vast num- term by a narrow margin. Two years
a half million people. This is a striking bers of new arrivals to fill jobs of all later—thanks in part to his peripatetic
number—more people than the Trump kinds. “If you’re a physicist, you can efforts to meet his constituents—he
Administration admitted in four years. come to the United States,” the former won by seventeen points.
But the number of migrants coming to Biden official said. “But if you don’t have Gonzales is sharply critical of Biden’s
the border has also been much larger, so those kinds of skills you can’t get in.” immigration policies. “It’s an open bor-
the Biden Administration has arguably Evidence suggests that, in general, ex- der,” he told me. “During his campaign,
turned people back at a higher rate. panding the pool of cheap labor can he invited the world to come.” But he
Other categories are less arguable. hold down wages for some workers, es- has refused to endorse the more draco-
Migrants who cross over without en- pecially those with few skills. But in the nian proposals put forth by his Repub-
countering any officials are known in current American market the demand lican colleagues. He also voted for the
Border Patrol parlance as “gotaways.” for workers far outstrips the supply. “The Respect for Marriage Act, which re-
Using data from cameras, drones, mo- job openings are all over the map,” Dane quired all fifty states to recognize gay
tion sensors, and other methods, Bor- Linn, a senior vice-president at Busi- marriages. And, after the mass school
der Patrol agents estimated that there ness Roundtable, said. “They’re for in- shooting in Uvalde last year, he was one
were roughly 1.4 million gotaways in dividuals working on our farms and in of just a few Republicans to support a
those twenty-six months—far more the hospitality industry, and working in gun-safety bill that was approved by
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 37
Congress. “Uvalde is in my district,” he Simpson, who is ninety-one, told me were resolved; once those facilities were
said. “There’s no way I’m not support- that it would never have been enacted full, all new applicants would have to
ing that bill.” without the support of Senator Ted wait outside the country. Every Repub-
In a Del Rio restaurant, Gonzales Kennedy, of Massachusetts, a liberal lican member of the state delegation
sat down with two ranchers, John King Democrat. “I didn’t agree with all of his supported the proposal, except Gonza-
and Bill Cooper, to talk about the bor- stuff at all, but if he told me he was les. He told me, “I do not want to do
der. The ranchers complained that their with me, then I knew he was with me,” away with the concept of asylum, which
properties were often traversed by Simpson said. “In Congress, the coin the bill would effectively do.”
migrants, who cut through their live- of the realm is trust. Now it’s gone. They In February, Gonzales was censured
stock fences, and who some- threw that away.” by the Texas Republican Party, which
times left clothing, guns, Gonzales, in an effort to cited his refusal to support Roy’s bill,
and narcotics behind. Coo- encourage support for his as well as his votes on gay marriage and
per said that he regularly bill, has taken more than a gun control. In a statement, the Party
found smugglers and mi- hundred members of Con- discouraged him from seeking reëlec-
grants sleeping in his barns. gress, most of them Repub- tion; two challengers have already en-
“My property is being over- licans, on tours of the bor- tered the race. Gonzales isn’t backing
run,” he said. “I have to carry der. “When they see it with down. “I’ve already fought in two wars,”
a gun on my own property.” their own eyes, they all ap- he told me. “I’m not super worried about
Gonzales listened po- preciate the urgency of the these guys.”
litely but didn’t offer much situation,” he said. I was in Several other Republican congress-
more than sympathy. He town for one of his tours, men—including Cuban American leg-
has proposed his own border-security and minutes after it ended I watched a islators, many of whose constituents
legislation, which would boost funding group of men scale a border fence and have been granted asylum—also op-
for local law enforcement, but, like every cross unmolested into the U.S. But fix- posed Roy’s bill. Gonzales noted that,
other immigration bill in Congress, it ing the problems would involve more as long as the Senate and the White
has gone nowhere. “It’s a broken pro- than just beefing up security, Gonzales House were controlled by Democrats,
cess,” Gonzales said. The ranchers said said; it would mean hiring enough immi- the bill had no chance of passing; sup-
they had grown tired of such explana- gration officials to rapidly process asylum porting it was mostly an empty exer-
tions. “No one sees anything happen- requests before anyone was allowed in. cise. The same was almost certainly true
ing,” King said. “I want results.” In an ideal scenario, courthouses of the effort to impeach Mayorkas. “A
Gonzales’s ally Cuellar, a fellow- would be erected on the border, with lot of these people aren’t trying to get
Texan, told me that local constituents hundreds of employees. To build such a anything done,” Gonzales said. “They
wanted a congressman with a practical system is daunting, Fresco said: “You just want to make statements.”
approach to the job. “When I met Tony, could do it, but it would be very, very
he walked across the House floor and expensive”—billions of dollars a year, for ne afternoon in Del Rio, three men
came up to me and said, ‘Let’s work to-
gether,’ ” Cuellar recalled. “That’s the
many years, all of which would need
congressional approval.
O leaned against the wall of a Stripes
convenience store, smoking cigarettes.
way it should be.” In principle, a legis- Gonzales told me that he’s had dis- Locals told me that migrants who had
lative compromise on immigration is cussions with senators and with White forded the river could sometimes be
not difficult to imagine: tougher secu- House officials about a possible com- found at Stripes waiting for a bus out
rity on the border, a Republican prior- promise. But his party has strayed far of town, but these men were not new
ity, in exchange for expanded legal im- from its historical center. “The sense arrivals; they were Americans, drawn to
migration, a Democratic priority. But used to be that everyone, including im- the region by the money to be made in
the prospect of a deal has dissolved in migrants, had to abide by the rules,” helping migrants evade border controls.
the mutual hostility that typifies con- David Axelrod, a former senior adviser “We just got out of jail,” one of the
gressional politics. “When you get in to Obama, told me. “It’s much more men said. He was Javar Robinson, a
the room with Republicans on immi- virulent now. Trump and Tucker Carl- twenty-four-year-old from Grand Rap-
gration reform, there’s just no audience son have been arguing that immigrants ids. Earlier that day, he said, he and the
for that anymore,” Michael Bennet, the are dangerous, and that they are part of other two had been released from a
Colorado senator, said. the ‘great replacement’ ”—the notion prison in Dilley, Texas, where they had
It wasn’t always so. Congress passed that unchecked migration, enabled by been held for several weeks on charges
its last major overhaul of the immigra- Democrats, is changing the country’s of human smuggling and participating
tion system in 1986. It granted amnesty racial balance. Earlier this year, Repre- in organized crime. They told me that
to millions of people who were in the sentative Chip Roy, another Texas Re- they were still awaiting trial.
country illegally but also imposed pen- publican, put forth a bill that would Two years ago, Governor Abbott
alties on employers who knowingly hired dramatically reduce the possibilities for formed Operation Lone Star, a task
undocumented immigrants. The bill people seeking asylum. Under the leg- force dedicated to pursuing immigra-
was shepherded by Senator Alan Simp- islation, migrants would be placed in tion-related crimes. Because crossing
son, a Republican from Wyoming. But U.S. detention facilities until their cases the border is a federal offense, state po-
38 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
lice have no jurisdiction to make arrests, bristles at suggestions that such prose- on their journeys,” Tiffany Burrow, the
so Lone Star’s officers pursue crimes cutions are motivated by anti-immigrant director of operations, told me. When
like trespassing and human smuggling. bias. “Del Rio has been multicultural the migrants arrive, they’re offered water
Since 2021, Texas police have made thou- for a long time—we live the culture,” and a snack and shown a map of the
sands of arrests for such offenses, many she said. “We live here because we like U.S. to help them chart the final leg of
of them after high-speed chases. it.” Most of the smugglers are Ameri- their trip. Then they’re given access to
The three men at Stripes insisted that can citizens, she said. a phone bank, to make arrangements
they were innocent of human smug- In the past two years, more than sev- to leave. Last year, close to fifty thou-
gling, but they demonstrated intimate enty thousand migrants, twice the pop- sand migrants passed through the Co-
knowledge of the trade. Robinson told ulation of Del Rio, have passed through alition’s doors. “Everyone who comes
me he’d seen trafficking jobs advertised the city. Even so, if you spend time in through here knows someone in the
on TikTok and Facebook: “There’s even Del Rio—or in El Paso or Eagle Pass United States, and they are all going
an app for it.” A former high-school or any other city on the border—you somewhere else,” Burrow said.
football player, he said that he encoun- rarely see any. Few migrants stay longer
tered the ads while looking for a way than it takes to make a phone call or to ast spring, Governor Abbott began
to support his children. The jobs pay
as much as three thousand dollars to
buy a ticket out of town. “If it wasn’t
part of my job to know that thousands
L busing thousands of migrants to
cities run by Democrats. On Christmas
drive a single person across the coun- of migrants were moving through here, Eve, busloads of migrants were dropped,
try, or even just across Texas, he said. I don’t think I would notice them,” Karen shivering, outside the gates of Vice-
The networks are vast: “They got peo- Gleason, a reporter for the 830 Times, President Kamala Harris’s residence
ple everywhere.” the local newspaper, told me. Carlos in Washington, D.C. Others went to
Once you agree to a job, you’re sent Rios, the superintendent of schools, New York, Denver, and Chicago. Abbott
G.P.S. coördinates for the migrant’s lo- couldn’t recall a single migrant child didn’t bother to announce that he was
cation. “They don’t tell you what you’re who had enrolled in the past two years. sending them. “We didn’t know what
doing, but you can figure it out,” Rob- “They’re just passing through,” he said. was happening,” Fabien Levy, the press
inson said. After you make the pickup, In the Del Rio area, most of the mi- secretary for New York’s mayor, Eric
you get another set of coördinates, for grants whom the Border Patrol releases Adams, told me. When Democratic
the destination. Robinson told me he into the U.S. are driven to the Val Verde leaders complained, Abbott dismissed
was arrested on a stretch of U.S. High- Border Humanitarian Coalition, a them, replying, “More to come.” Jared
way 90 near Uvalde, on his way to Hous- nonprofit run mostly by volunteers. It Polis, the Democratic governor of Col-
ton, with three men whom he described was founded four years ago, in a vacant orado, also bused migrants out, claim-
as “illegals” in the car with him. (He cinder-block building owned by the ing that he was sending them where
maintains that he wasn’t driving.) city. The center, which has no beds, is they wanted to go. Most theatrically,
Marcos Garcia, leaning against the designed not as a long-term residence Governor Ron DeSantis, of Florida,
wall next to Robinson, had a tattoo on but as a way station—“a respite for them orchestrated the transport of several
his back of Santa Muerte—Holy Death,
a common insignia among drug traf-
fickers. He told me that the migrant
networks were operated by organized
crime. “The cartels run everything,” he
said. “They make the money. We’re the
ones who get locked up.” American of-
ficials also believe that the cartels largely
control human smuggling on the Mex-
ican side, and that few people cross the
border without paying them. In pursuit
of profits, the cartels increase the flow
of migrants; smugglers have every in-
centive to tell their clients that they can
get into the U.S. They also help facili-
tate the trade in fentanyl and other drugs.
Suzanne West, the district attorney
of Val Verde County, told me that her
office—which includes her and three
other prosecutors—handled four thou-
sand cases of migrant smuggling last
year. “We’re just a little tiny town here,”
she said. West wants the state govern-
ment to quadruple her staff, but she “This is the place where I used to hang out with some unsavory people.”
tends second grade at Public School 361,
in the East Village. She is one of about
eighteen thousand students, most of
them migrants, who have been given
temporary housing in New York in the
past year.
Michael Mulgrew, the head of the
United Federation of Teachers, told me
that although New York schools have a
long history of accepting immigrant chil-
dren, the rapid influx has strained every-
one. The city supplies funding for each
new arrival, but it doesn’t begin to cover
the extra costs. “I need bilingual social
workers, I need classrooms, I need teach-
ers,” he said. Many of the children have
been through difficult journeys and have
witnessed violence and death. “The kids
have varying levels of trauma,” he said.
“Don’t even think about teaching them—
you’ve got to get them stabilized.”
P.S. 361, which took in sixty new mi-
grant children this year, seems as wel-
coming a place as a child could imagine.
The principal, Maria Velez-Clarke, told
me that she and her teachers were happy
to take the newcomers, even with the
“I’m going to the other room to see if I get better e-mails.” added work. Most of the children, she
said, arrive dazed and withdrawn, without
• • proper clothes. But once she starts speak-
ing to them in their native language—
usually Spanish—the children brighten.
dozen migrants to the exclusive island joined the seventy-two thousand mi- “The journey is their story,” Velez-Clarke
of Martha’s Vineyard. grants who have come to New York said. The school offers breakfast in the
Many liberal cities welcomed mi- since last summer—an influx so rapid cafeteria, and maintains a food bank in
grants during the surge. A number of that city officials set up a reception area its basement, mostly stocked by Trinity
them were brought by programs like at the Port Authority Bus Terminal. Church downtown.
Abbott’s, but the majority came of their Anne Williams-Isom, the deputy mayor New York officials speak proudly of
own volition; some were aided by non- for health and human services, told me their treatment of immigrants, but they
profit groups that operate on the Mex- that it took time for officials to grasp also acknowledge the cost. Since last
ican border, with funding from the fed- the scope of the situation. “Nobody summer, the city has spent more than
eral government, to relieve the buildup picked the phone up and told us this $1.2 billion caring for new arrivals; in
of migrants there. Jully Olarte, the mi- was coming,” she said. the coming year, the total is expected
grant from Colombia, arrived in New New York, almost uniquely in the to increase to $4.3 billion. “We have set
York this past January, at the end of a U.S., has a “right to shelter” law, which up a whole human-services safety net
circuitous trip. After handing herself has entitled the new arrivals to free hous- for more than seventy thousand peo-
over to border officials, Olarte had been ing for an indefinite period. Migrants ple, and we have done so with grace
given a brief interview, then told to re- arriving in New York are typically taken and commitment and fortitude and a
port to an ICE office near Kissimmee, to a homeless shelter, but the deluge of determination to treat these people with
Florida, where her cousin lived. There, people has forced the city to rent seven dignity,” Williams-Isom said. “But we
Olarte was informed that she should large hotels, along with rooms in about don’t have the money.”
expect to wait at least three years for a hundred and fifty others. Olarte and Around the country, leaders have
an initial asylum hearing. A few weeks her partner and child settled in the faced similar crises. “Unchecked immi-
later, Olarte, Victoria, and her daugh- Paul Hotel NYC, near the Empire State gration places a tremendous burden
ter made their way to New Jersey, where Building, where the rooms listed for on our cities,” Francis Suarez, Miami’s
Victoria’s sister lived. Another migrant two hundred and eighty-nine dollars a mayor, told a gathering of mayors. In
told them that New York City, just night. They get two meals a day and Chicago, which was housing some eight
across the river, was a good destination. health care, as well as clothes and food thousand migrants, Mayor Lori Light-
Olarte and her two companions soon donated by local churches. Valeria at- foot said, “We simply have no more shel-
40 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
ters, spaces, or resources.” In January, In late 2021, the family set out again, was previously illegal,” Mark Morgan,
Mayor Adams toured the border in El riding buses as far as their money would the former head of Customs and Bor-
Paso and called on Biden to help bail take them, then stopping to earn a lit- der Protection, told me. Morgan, who is
out New York. “There is no more room,” tle more. Hernández told me that they now a fellow at the Heritage Founda-
he said. Officials from both parties crit- walked or rode through nine countries tion, argues that the Administration’s
icized the Administration for allowing before reaching northern Mexico in unspoken strategy is to use the programs
the surge and for not providing enough March, 2023, nearly five years after he’d to accommodate whatever number of
help to local governments. “At the end left home. He was examining ways of foreigners appear. “Both programs are
of the day, all politics is local,” David crossing the border when he discovered infinitely expandable,” he said. Twenty
Axelrod told me. “And when these prob- that American immigration rules had Republican-controlled states sued to
lems begin to become visible locally, in suddenly grown stricter. block Biden’s parole program.
cities and towns, it hardens attitudes.” In the preceding months, the Biden Meanwhile, immigrants’-rights ad-
Administration had initiated a series of vocates, who once held sway in the White
n 2018, Gustavo Hernández, a twenty- changes. Migrants who arrived at the House, complained that Biden’s new
I eight-year-old living in Chivacoa,
Venezuela, decided to flee his country.
southern border to apply for asylum
would have to sign up for an appoint-
policies looked remarkably like Trump’s
old ones. The CBP One app resembled
For most of his life, Venezuela had been ment at an official port of entry, using Remain in Mexico. Biden’s “third-coun-
in a state of turmoil, as President Hugo a mobile app called CBP One; failing try rule,” whereby people seeking asy-
Chávez and his successor, Nicolás Ma- that, they would likely be turned away. lum at the border had to prove that they
duro, presided over an increasingly des- Those who had passed through other had been denied it somewhere else, re-
olate economy and increasingly author- countries on the way would have to sembled Trump’s transit ban. “They are
itarian governments. Hernández told prove that they had been denied asy- trying to look tough,” Kerri Talbot, of
me that he’d been denied graduation lum there first. the Immigration Hub, told me. “We
from high school after refusing to join At the same time, the Biden Admin- think it’s inhumane.”
a Chávez-backed youth club. When istration expanded a program that of- Administration officials told me they
people began marching against Madu- fered migrants a legal pathway into the were confident that the new procedures
ro in Caracas, the capital, he drove five U.S.: each month, it would give work would help limit the number of unau-
hours to join them. Later, he helped or- permits to thirty thousand citizens of the thorized people trying to cross the bor-
ganize other demonstrations, even as four most problematic countries—Ven- der. And they declared the work-permit
many of his fellow-protesters were ar- ezuela, Cuba, Haiti, and Nicaragua. To program a resounding success: illegal im-
rested. One day, he noticed a car parked make the rules stick, the Administration migration from Venezuela, Cuba, Haiti,
outside his house, with two men inside, secured an agreement by which the U.S. and Nicaragua had dropped dramati-
who sat watchfully for several hours be- could send an equal number of deport- cally. White House officials said they
fore pulling away. A few days later, the ees from those countries to Mexico. were so encouraged by the results that
car returned. “There’s no doubt it was These policies marked a dramatic they were thinking of expanding the pro-
the police,” he said. “I figured it was only reversal. Two years before, the Admin- gram to other countries. But, according
a matter of time before they got me.” istration had come into office with talk to Homeland Security documents ob-
Hernández took his wife, Marielis, of “managing the f low” of migrants. tained by CBS News, the work-permit
and their four-year-old daughter, Ana Now it appeared determined to keep as system has a wait list of more than one
Paula, by bus to the Colombian border, many from the border as it could. “Do and a half million applicants. “If too many
joining an exodus of millions of other not, do not just show up at the border,” people come, the system will be over-
Venezuelans. The family stayed for a Biden said in January. “Stay where you whelmed, and we’ll be back to where we
while in Colombia, but the political sit- are and apply legally from there.” were before,” Theresa Cardinal Brown,
uation seemed volatile, so they headed One catalyst was the expiration of of the Bipartisan Policy Center, told me.
on to Peru. In Lima, Hernández found Title 42. But the former senior Admin- For now, though, the numbers are
a one-bedroom apartment in a gritty istration official told me that the changes down, even as migrants continue to make
part of town and began working odd were also prompted by public criticism their way to the border. In March, Her-
jobs, selling plantain chips and lollipops from Democratic governors and may- nández, the Venezuelan migrant, made
on the street. The family stayed for a ors: “When it was just Republicans com- an appointment on the CBP One app.
few years, and had a second daughter, plaining, they could ignore them. They He and his family were admitted to the
Ariana. But Lima was proving danger- could say they were just being partisan, U.S. five days later, and given a sum-
ous, too, and Hernández yearned for or racist. When the Democrats started mons to appear before ICE in Decem-
something better. “All I could think complaining, they had to listen.” ber, in Portland, Oregon, not far from
about was giving my daughters greater For Biden, the changes had a political where they are staying with a friend.
opportunities,” he said. Hernández told cost. Conservatives argued that both the He’s already thinking of whom he might
me he’d heard that getting into the U.S. work permits and the CBP One app help come to the United States. “I have
without permission was difficult, but it were attempts to provide legal cover for two sisters and a brother in Argentina,
didn’t matter. “Nothing was going to allowing large numbers of migrants into and a cousin in Venezuela,” he told me.
stop me,” he said. the country. “Biden is just legalizing what “They all want to come.” 
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 41
THE SPORTING SCENE

COMEBACKER
Daniel Bard overcame mysterious control problems to resume his career. Then the problems returned.
BY LOUISA THOMAS

here’s an old video of the pitcher the middle of the plate, then dips inant relievers in the game. It was a re-

T Daniel Bard that still surfaces


from time to time. It’s a scorch-
ing Monday afternoon in August, 2010.
abruptly and sharply toward the dirt.
Swisher swishes: strike three. Fastballs
typically fly on a relatively straight tra-
markable and unprecedented comeback.
It wouldn’t be his last.

The Red Sox are facing the Yankees, jectory, compared with off-speed stuff. n a drizzly morning in February,
in the Bronx, and need a win to stay in
the playoff chase. Bard, a right-handed
“That last pitch he threw at me, man—
ninety-nine miles per hour,” Swisher
O outside Greenville, South Caro-
lina, Bard sat on the dingy turf floor of
reliever for Boston, has come into the said afterward. “It’s not supposed to a baseball facility and did some stretch-
game to replace the Red Sox ace, Jon move like that.” ing. It was early, and the batting cages
Lester. The Sox are clinging to a 2–0 For weeks, Red Sox bloggers posted were empty; he had just dropped his
lead, but the Yankees have the bases GIFs of the pitch just to cheer them- kids off at school. A few other local
loaded, with one out, and the superstar selves up. (The Yankees beat out Bos- pros trickled in, and he joined them to
shortstop Derek Jeter is at bat. ton for a playoff spot that year.) Months gossip and to train. After some rapid
Trouble is a reliever’s common con- later, big-league pitchers were still dis- pullups and other strength exercises,
dition. Bard seems undaunted. His first cussing it on Twitter; years later, Sports he and another player grabbed their
pitch to Jeter is a fastball inside. Strike Illustrated ran a tribute to what it called gloves and went to spots on opposite
one. He hurls another, hitting the upper “one of the nastiest, most unhittable ends of the facility for a game of long
nineties again. Strike two. The third pitches that the world has ever seen.” toss. Bard warmed up by pausing his
pitch, captured on the video, is just When I asked Bard about it recently, leg at various heights in his throwing
shy of a hundred miles per hour, high he shrugged. “Sometimes you just catch motion before connecting the move-
and away. As he releases the ball, his a seam,” he told me. Adrenaline—the ments and letting his body flow.
right leg twirls behind him. Jeter swings pressure of the moment—had helped, Bard was never really taught how to
through it, and sheepishly returns to he said. pitch—for a long time, it seemed like
the dugout. Next up, Nick Swisher, an- Everyone figured that Bard would he was born to it. His maternal grand-
other All-Star. become a star. Instead, a year later, he father was the baseball coach at M.I.T.,
Bard is six-four and broad-shoul- lost control of his pitches. He missed and his father, Paul, made the minor
dered. When he stands very still, as he spots by inches, then by feet. The ball leagues as a catcher. Growing up in
does between pitches, it’s difficult to would leave his hand travelling ninety- Charlotte, North Carolina, Bard, the
see where the strength to throw a ball seven m.p.h., then bounce in the dirt, oldest of three boys, played catch in the
so hard comes from. Not from his arms or sail toward the backstop, or drill back yard, learning by instinct and im-
or his chest: despite his height, he is the batter’s shoulder. Each time, he itation. “From the time he was two and
not imposing. Instead, his power comes had to get back on the rubber to throw three years old, he had excellent throw-
from his looseness, from the mobility another pitch, with no idea where it ing mechanics,” Paul told me. Bard’s
of his hips and his shoulders. When would go. He blew leads. He bruised brother Jared played college ball; the
he begins his motion, his right arm batters. He stood on the lonely island youngest, Luke, also made it to the ma-
curls so far behind him that, from the of the mound, engulfed by jeers. He jors. Bard says his parents always told
batter’s point of view, it seems to touch was sent to the minors, where he spent him that he could stop playing if he
second base before unfurling toward five years trying to relearn what had was no longer having fun. But he had
third as his legs drive his body toward once felt automatic. Finally, in 2017, a sense of calling, and his parents, who
home. Then the ball snaps off his he quit. were religious, understood.
fingers and his right arm whips to- There are other cases, in baseball When Bard got to high school, he
ward first base; his tongue sticks out history, of players who suddenly couldn’t made the team but sat on the bench—
the whole time. pitch or throw. It’s an affliction so dreaded he was gangly, less muscular than some
Bard starts Swisher off with two that players sometimes refer to it as a of the other boys. Paul told him that
ninety-eight-m.p.h. fastballs that clip disease or a monster—if they’re willing he’d be the best of all of them once his
the outside of the plate: strike one and to talk about it at all. But Bard came to frame filled out, and Bard believed him,
strike two. But it is the third pitch that realize the necessity of facing it. Two or at least kept working as if he did.
will inspire awe for years to come. It’s years after retiring, he returned to base- “Daniel has always been very cerebral
a two-seam fastball that heads toward ball and became one of the most dom- and very responsible,” his mother, Kathy,
42 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
“ You want it to be a mechanical issue, or maybe a nerve issue,” Bard, a pitcher, said. His troubles were not so easy to explain.
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told me. “He liked to please. He was a Bard had never thought about how twenty-fourth birthday. He lived out of
typical firstborn.” many inches his leg rose or about the a hotel room in Boston for a while, then
After Bard’s sophomore year, his degree of his arm position—he’d always decided to get a place in town—an apart-
grandfather helped get him into a New focussed on the movement of the ball, ment across the street from Fenway Park,
England showcase for scouts and col- not the movement of his body. He took the team’s nearly century-old stadium.
lege recruiters. Paul told him that he the coaches’ advice eagerly, but it had a He and Adair got married a year later.
should try to throw ninety miles per negative effect: his velocity dropped; his On summer evenings, she’d put Red Sox
hour, something he’d never done. He command disappeared. Thinking about games on the television and then run
hit ninety-one, faster than anyone else. his motion disrupted his muscle mem- across the street if she saw Bard warming
His grandfather draped his arm around ory, and when he made mistakes self- up, so that she could cheer him on. They
his shoulder and introduced doubt crept in. He thought made close friends on the team; Bard be-
him to the newly eager about the opportunity he came a mainstay of the bullpen. When
scouts and coaches. “Like, was blowing, and about how the 2011 season began, the Red Sox were
‘This is my grandson,’” Bard much money he’d been the favorites to win the World Series.
recalled. Everyone wanted given. Anxiety tenses the That spring and summer, from late May
to talk. “I had never felt that body—attempting to con- to the end of July, Bard appeared in
before. It’s a weird feeling. trol a motion can limit the twenty-five games and didn’t give up a
But it was a pretty good degrees of freedom in a joint. single run. It was a record for the Sox, a
feeling when you’re an in- The tightness made Bard franchise that has been around since 1901.
secure fifteen-year-old kid.” pitch worse, which aggra- He was pitching a lot, though, and
He went to showcases vated his anxiety, setting off his arm began to tire. He struggled, too,
down South and kept throw- a negative-feedback loop. with all the attention he was getting. He
ing hard. He transferred to a small pri- The Sox assigned him to their High-A wasn’t a celebrity, but it was Boston, and
vate school to get more playing time. Pro club, a typical spot for a new first-round he was on the Red Sox. “When you’re
scouts came to watch him, and he got pick. But he couldn’t find the plate. He there, it feels like you could go to a restau-
several college-scholarship offers. He was demoted to Low-A, in Greenville, rant in India and get recognized,” he said.
accepted one, from the University of and didn’t fare much better. The beauty In early September, the Sox were in
North Carolina, and became an All- of baseball, people say, is in its daily rep- first place, and nine games ahead of the
America starter. “I did the bare mini- etitions: you get a lot of second chances. Tampa Bay Rays for the final Ameri-
mum to get by in school, which is the But when things aren’t going well the can League playoff spot. They lost eigh-
part I regret,” he said. But it was a de- failures pile up. Every morning, Bard teen of their final twenty-four games—
liberate choice: he didn’t want to have would get out of bed and head to the one of the worst collapses in major-league
anything to fall back on. field for another day of disaster. history—and Bard gave up twelve earned
In his junior year, he led U.N.C. to After the summer, the Red Sox sent runs in just ten and a third innings. His
the finals of the College World Series. him to Hawaii for winter ball. He con- pitching wasn’t actually terrible: there
Afterward, he was drafted by the Red tinued to pitch badly, but he was in Ha- were balls that could have been called
Sox in the first round. He reported to waii; he surfed and wore flip-flops to strikes, a few hits that nearly went foul
the instructional league, in Arizona, where work. The pitching coach there, Mike or for outs. Still, something was off.
prospects train with less pressure and Cather, saw the tightness in Bard’s de- Later, a doctor would diagnose him with
scrutiny than they face in the minors. livery and on his face, and Bard remem- thoracic-outlet syndrome, which affects
He threw three innings, and nearly every bers him promising to send a positive re- the flow of blood to the hands.
pitch went a hundred miles per hour. “I port to the Sox no matter how he pitched. During the off-season, the Sox traded
was, like, Oh, if I can do that, I’m going “I think I went out and I added three or for a star closer, apparently filling the
to move,” he recalled. “I’m not going to four miles an hour instantly,” Bard re- position that Bard had thought would
be in the minors very long.” calls. He didn’t wonder why he’d snapped be his. There was an opening in the start-
out of his funk; he just let it happen. The ing rotation, and he took it. Reporters
ard showed up at his first spring Red Sox told him that he’d return to swarmed him in the clubhouse after bull-
B training, in 2007, with his confi-
dence overflowing. He pitched well in
Low-A in the spring and pitch in relief.
He went back to Greenville, pitched
pen sessions and batting practice. He’d
have to ask them to back up so that he
two bullpen sessions. Then he was asked well, and met a student at a local col- could put on his pants. “I couldn’t go to
to throw a third. “They had, like, seven lege who knew nothing about baseball. the bathroom without ‘How’d it feel?’”
pitching coaches watching this bull- Her name was Adair, and she could talk Bard said.
pen, which is six more than you’d usu- about life in ways that Bard had never The pitching, at least, felt awful. The
ally have,” he said. He’d barely warmed found possible. They started to date. He Red Sox sent him to the minors and
up when one coach suggested that he was called up to Double-A, in Maine, told him that he would become a re-
try a different grip for his fastball. An- and she came to visit. His life gathered liever again. “I think it’ll be a real quick
other said, “We think your leg kick is momentum: he began the 2009 season turnaround,” the team’s manager at the
a little big. We just kind of want to in Triple-A, and, after a month, he made time, Bobby Valentine, told the press.
calm that down.” his big-league début, shortly before his Each morning, Bard would wake up to
44 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
the sight of Fenway Park out his win- ory rather than the misfiring part of the of toughness. Coaches and front offices,
dow, then drive an hour through traffic brain. A golfer might try putting with which favor predictability, are sometimes
to Rhode Island. He wasn’t recalled to the opposite hand or distracting himself made uncomfortable by the uncertainty
the majors until the end of August, and by counting backward from three before surrounding causes and treatments. For
he didn’t pitch well when he got there. swinging. A tennis player struggling with a while, Bard couldn’t even play a game
He began the next season in Dou- her toss might do little math puzzles just of catch. “You want it to be a mechani-
ble-A, then was demoted to Single-A. before serving. Debbie Crews, a sports cal issue, or maybe a nerve issue or some-
His once smooth delivery had disinte- psychologist who has published several thing,” he told me. He spent hours with
grated. After one outing, in September, studies about the yips, told me that the coaches looking at video of his mechan-
the crowd booed him, and Adair, who goal often is not to eradicate the yips but ics. “Which I know now was probably
had come to watch him, ran out of the to outsmart them. This turns out to be making things worse,” he said.
stadium in tears. The next day, the Red very hard to do. Once Bard acknowledged the prob-
Sox let him go. In 2000, Rick Ankiel, a star rookie for lem, he tried every available fix. He met
the St. Louis Cardinals, lost his control with sports psychologists; he saw a hypno-
hat was when Bard Googled “the on the mound during a playoff game. He tist; he meditated. He whispered mantras,
T yips.” He had known what was hap-
pening for a while—everyone did. But
spent a few years trying to regain his form
before he reinvented himself as an out-
which he found counterproductive—ath-
letes “don’t think in words, we think in
everyone, including him, had avoided fielder.“Clinically, I believe, what happened shapes, feelings, and visions,” he told me.
saying it out loud. is this: I dunno,” he later wrote, in a mem- He had a rib removed, to help with the
Many baseball players have minor oir. “And neither does anyone else.” While blood-flow problem caused by thoracic-
control issues at one point or another. Bard was with the Red Sox, his teammate outlet syndrome. He tried different arm
Sometimes it happens after an injury, Jon Lester found that he couldn’t throw slots. Adair posted inspirational messages
when a player is relearning how to throw, the ball to first base anymore. Runners around their house. At one point, she and
over-attending to discrete motions that started taking big leads when he pitched; Bard drove to a Holiday Inn to meet a
used to feel fluid and natural. “Over- eventually, he tried bouncing the ball to woman who used eye-movement ther-
thinking” is the simple way to put it: the first. Lester has been reluctant to talk apy to treat soldiers with P.T.S.D. Bard
brain’s prefrontal cortex trips up the sen- publicly about his difficulties. Steve Sax, also tried a technique called tapping: you
sory cortex and the motor cortex. In other a second baseman for the Dodgers in the tap your fingers on certain places on your
cases, the mind can essentially go blank. eighties, has said that when he began head, in a certain order, to reframe trau-
Players usually snap out of it, the way struggling to throw he became “the laugh- matic memories. It didn’t work.
Bard had years before. But the brain can ingstock of the league.” He went to Puerto Rico for winter
get stuck in certain patterns, and the yips In the sports world, there’s still a de- ball, and reconnected with Aaron Bates,
can take over in a way that no one fully gree of stigma about mental-health is- a former Red Sox teammate, who had
understands. Years ago, Roger Angell sues, partly owing to a narrow definition had his own period of throwing issues,
published a piece in this magazine about
Steve Blass, a Pittsburgh Pirates ace who
won two complete games in the 1971
World Series against the Baltimore Ori-
oles, then lost his skill a year later. Base-
ball players sometimes call the yips “Steve
Blass disease.”
Anyone whose work involves the rep-
etition of refined motor skills—surgeons
and musicians, for example—can get the
yips. (The term was popularized by a
golfer, Tommy Armour, who played on
the P.G.A. Tour in the nineteen-twenties
and thirties.) Some small percentage of
the afflicted suffer from a neurological
condition called focal dystonia, which
is linked to abnormalities in the neural
pathways of the brain and leads to in-
voluntary muscle contractions. Other
cases seem to have a psychological basis.
When treating athletes with the yips,
sports psychiatrists try both to alleviate
their anxiety—with breathing exercises,
therapy, and the like—and to fool their
brains into accessing deep working mem- “We can be together now, Elias! I got legs!”
which he had never talked about before.
Bates compared the experience to driving
on the interstate, intending to pass an exit, LITTER FOR THE TAKING
and having your car swerve onto the off-
ramp: “You can never trust the car again.” My dream life started in L.A.’s concrete world,
Bard said, “We would sit there drinking a cityscape of cheap apartments and palm trees,
beer at, like, four in the morning, laugh- crowned asphalt streets, blacktop playgrounds aswirl
ing our heads off at these feelings that with immigrant, Black, and Asian kids, a wheeze
we’d both had but had never told anybody.” of asthma in my chest, missing Hawai‘i
It felt good, but it didn’t help his pitch- and my playmate cousins, the sighing seashore
ing: in Puerto Rico, he walked nine bat- that had, in foaming curls of white stories,
ters, hit three, and recorded a single out. given a pastoral and all its lore
“I’ll have random players come up to to paint my daydreams, vanish distress,
me,” Bard’s brother Luke told me, “and and bring back the lost words of pitching waves,
they’ll be, like, ‘You know, I had to face itinerant sellers of kūlolo and fish,
your brother in a back-field spring-train- evenings of porch music and windward rains.
ing live B.P., and I was scared for my I had these the way Muir had his Sierras,
life.’” Bard bounced around the minors, a splendor alive in all my waking,
and he and Adair had their first child, a a green mural of folded cliffs, plumeria
boy named Davis. In a two-month span, blooms on patchy lawns, litter for the taking.
Davis went on fifteen plane trips, tag-
ging along as his dad went from team to Throughout childhood, I had my secret place,
team. “I learned the subtle signs that his a splendor of mind amid urban squalor,
release from a team was imminent,” Adair palimpsests of imaginings to trace,
later wrote, in an essay about this period. while a car wreck screeched from the corner.
“A little too long at the field, a meeting I conjured yellow hau flowers, tofu shops,
after a bad bullpen session—I knew when fishhooks baited with pink shrimp in waters
to start packing.” Her own role, she added, tumbled from mossy stones, slate bells of clouds,
was “an emotional conundrum”: “I was the rippled silk of trade winds in blue tatters
lost but the finder; I was fragile and woven across a lagoon’s upturned face.
drained, but expected to be the strength A shut-in, latchkey kid, after school,
and sustenance to carry our family through I made games of cardboard, string. A sheet of foil
the challenges. We were all exhausted.” was a silver pond where white egrets raced.
Bard read self-help books and books
about achieving a “flow state,” in which I’ve since taken survey of other lands,
a person feels fully immersed in an ac- parades of volcanoes, museum halls.
tivity—in the zone. He played catch with I lived for pleasures that came to hand
his dad, to see if he could recover some the way sea-run fish school by a waterfall.
of that old, easy joy. Kathy wondered if
somehow she and Paul were responsible
for what their son was going through: he was a good husband and father, or went on to win the World Series. The
“We asked, ‘Did we do anything?’” was trying to be. He walked out of a Red Sox had sent him a World Series
There were moments of real hope: training session, called Adair, and told ring, but he felt no connection to it. He
Bard would throw twenty-five pitches her that he was done. sold that, too.
and five of them would remind every- He felt relieved; she felt nervous. Their At Adair’s prodding, he called some
one of the guy who’d embarrassed the life together had always centered on base- front-office people whom he liked and
Yankees. He often felt relaxed before he ball, and she didn’t know who they’d be told them that he was looking for work.
threw. But in the nanosecond before his without it. They bought an old house at One of them, who had left Boston for
hand released the ball a terrifying thought the top of a hill in Greenville, in a neigh- the Arizona Diamondbacks, told Bard
would enter his mind: “I don’t know borhood filled with young families that that he was hiring a mentor for minor
where the ball is going.” was a ten-minute drive from the minor- leaguers. Bard got the job.
In 2017, the Mets suggested that he league stadium where Bard was playing
become a submariner—a pitcher who when they met. Their second child was entoring wasn’t high-paying or
throws more or less underhanded. Bard
found himself at the Mets’ facility in Port
born, and a third arrived two years later.
They were happy, but Bard didn’t know
M glamorous, and it meant a lot of
flying back and forth between Scotts-
St. Lucie, Florida, not having seen his what to do with himself. He cleaned out dale and Greenville. But Bard found that
family in weeks. Adair was pregnant his closet and started selling some of his the work came naturally to him. He’s an
again. He’d always been able to tell him- clothes on eBay. In 2013, he had made attentive listener, and, during his time in
self that, even if he wasn’t a good pitcher, two appearances for Boston, and the team the minors, he had got used to younger
46 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
strate it. Bard demurred; it was the spring
of 2019, and he hadn’t thrown a pitch in
almost two years. Still, he was curious.
He got on the mound, warmed up a lit-
I learned of purple wines and their terroir. tle, and threw a fastball. The coach looked
I gathered postcards at a stop-and-go. up from his iPad. Bard had thrown a
I hiked along a narrow road one summer, ninety-m.p.h. strike, in his running shoes.
chasing the ghosts of Sora and Bashō. That fall, back in Greenville, he went
Another, my daughter ran on cobblestones to Home Depot and bought materials
down a winding, Kafkaesque street in Prague. to construct a pitching net in his back
Alarmed, just five, she’d found herself alone yard. He told Adair that it was for the
while I strolled ahead, my mind in a fog. kids. He told himself that, too. After a
It moved back, at work on a fantasy, little while, he set down one of the kids’
something to do with Florentine lunettes, toys as a makeshift home plate, and
or a late spring snow at Kinkaku-ji, paced out the distance to where a pitch-
a lace chain of smoke from a cigarette. er’s rubber would be.
Imitations are what I’d sought, innocence On rainy days, he went to the
I had as though a child’s—a saint’s chorus, Y.M.C.A. and threw against a piece of
unaging wonders taken from guidebooks tape on a wall. Adair said it was nice that
that might beguile and blaze to magnificence. he felt good about throwing again—he
might someday be able to take Davis
A copse of oaks, a lawn of fallen, umber leaves into the back yard to play catch. “If your
are refuge, my home is now my nation— dad was a major-league player, that should
walls of Chinese art, rugs of Turkish weave. be cool,” she told me. “Not, like, ‘We don’t
I’m content with quieter intimations. talk about that.’”
What do I do these days of idleness? Bard hung targets from the net in the
Fugitive thoughts pitch up, the mind’s coronas— back yard to create a strike zone, and hit
an affair among redwoods in Inverness, them so often that they broke. Adair
a summer shower, ponds gold-lit in Laguna— began to suspect his intentions. Around
from memory, phantoms and their auras. Christmas, he called Luke, who was train-
It’s as though I took a road up-mountain ing in Charlotte, to see if he could join
through fog for watercress near Waimea, him. “I’m just messing around, because
Wham! on the radio, then steady rain, it feels good again,” he told his brother.
while I dreamt an image, an idea Then Luke watched him throw and asked
that gave a moment’s comfort when it came. if he was trying to make a comeback.
“Kinda,” Bard said. He came out again
the next week, and threw with Luke and
—Garrett Hongo a few other pros. They told Bard that he
could pitch in the big leagues the next day.
Afterward, he and Adair talked for
players asking him about things—pitch- picked up tips from the team’s mental- a long time. She had reservations—they
ing grips, girlfriend problems. Many of skills coaches, like keeping a journal— now had three children under the age
Arizona’s minor leaguers were curious first to jot down his thoughts about base- of five—but, in the end, she encouraged
about his story. When he recounted it, ball and then, more often, just to reflect him to try, if only to put his playing ca-
they said it was awesome. on life. He sat in on meetings with the reer behind him. Maybe he’d end up
This was a surprise; he was embar- pitching coaches, and learned how to cre- looking foolish; more likely, he’d toil in
rassed by the past. But they viewed him ate highlight reels of bullpen sessions, so the minors for a while and then have to
as someone who had pitched for the Red that he could help pitchers visualize the find a new job. Still, she said, there was
Sox and struck out Hall of Famers. Plus, path of the ball. He started bringing his no reason to assume the worst. What if
he’d persevered through adversity, as ath- glove out to Scottsdale, because he pre- he pulled it off?
letes love to say. Bard began to see his ferred to talk to the players where they
story as they saw it, putting into practice were relaxed, and for most of them that n February, 2020, Bard flew to Scotts-
advice that he was giving them about re-
framing discouraging thoughts. “The way
was on the field. He noticed that throw-
ing didn’t feel difficult anymore.
I dale and told the Diamondbacks that
he was stepping down from his job to at-
you talk to yourself and the way you view He didn’t think too much about it. tempt a comeback. He says that he of-
yourself is who you become,” he would say. But a few players commented on how fered them a private tryout but that they
He taught them breathing exercises hard he was throwing. One day, he asked declined. Word of his decision spread
and meditation, things he’d learned during a coach if he’d ever considered a particular through the complex quickly, and coaches
his own odyssey through the minors. He grip, and the coach asked him to demon- and staffers asked if they could help. He
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 47
so who cares?” Bard said. He added, “I
went out and I pitched really well that day.”
At the end of camp, the manager called
him into his office and said that he’d
made the team. Bard was thirty-five years
old. Soon, the Rockies realized that they
were getting not only a player but a kind
of coach. “Guys gravitate to him, especially
the younger guys,” Darryl Scott, now the
team’s pitching coach, told me. He was
also impressed by Bard’s demeanor:
“When you go to the mound and talk to
him in the middle of the game—it could
be bases loaded, one out—he is com-
pletely calm.” Bard was summoned from
the bullpen two days into the season. There
were two out in the bottom of the fifth,
and runners on first and second; the Rock-
ies led by a run. Bard got out of the in-
ning with a flyout, then pitched another
“Evan and I have an egalitarian approach to scoreless inning, his fastball consistently
housework—nobody does anything.” hitting ninety-eight m.p.h. He got the
win, his first in more than eight years.
By the end of August, he was the
• • team’s closer. He appeared in twenty-
three games that year, striking out twenty-
needed video of his pitching and a print- he and Adair liked Denver, which they seven batters and walking just ten. He
out of data that his agent could send to figured would be less intense than Bos- was named the National League Come-
prospective teams. One coach set up data- ton or Los Angeles. Three weeks after back Player of the Year.
collection equipment, and another vol- the tryout, he put on a Rockies uniform In his second season back, he faltered,
unteered to catch the session. A friend for a spring-training game in Arizona. losing some of his movement and veloc-
on the team’s minor-league staff angled He walked a few batters and gave up hard ity and ceding the closer’s role to another
the camera just right. Bard made the hits, but he didn’t yank any of his throws. reliever. In the off-season, a friend who
highlight reel himself. A few weeks after that, the coronavirus coaches at U.N.C. Charlotte suggested
His agent announced a tryout in Ar- pandemic arrived, and baseball shut down. that he throw a two-seam fastball from
izona the following week, at a local Bard packed up, flew home, and figured an arm slot two inches higher than his
high school. Scouts from about twenty that the experiment might be over. usual position. Bard had spent years tin-
teams showed up, and Bard threw for But, for him, the shutdown proved to kering with his arm slots, to disastrous
fifteen minutes. Ten minutes after he be a strange kind of gift. It gave him more effect. But he understood his body and
finished, his agent got a call from the time to train with pros in Greenville, and his mind better now. Instead of instruct-
Colorado Rockies. to pitch to live batters. When baseball ing his body, he tried imitation, thinking
Five teams invited Bard to their big- returned, that summer, he was invited to of pitchers with higher arm slots and
league camps. His agent called Paul, and an abbreviated summer camp in Denver. mimicking them. The ball hissed out of
Paul called Kathy, who was in the car In July, he stepped onto Coors Field his hand and sank. That fastball became
with Adair, in Greenville, when her phone and caught his breath. “It’s such a pristine his best pitch.
rang. She told Adair that Daniel had sev- environment,” he told me. “There’s barely Bard was no longer simply throwing
eral offers, and Adair began to cry. Kathy a pebble on the warning track that’s out as hard as he could. He experimented
saw how much pressure Adair had felt. of place.” His family rented a cabin in the with grips and spins; he learned how to
She also realized that, because of Adair mountains nearby. One afternoon, Bard throw a pitch that he used to envy, which
and the kids, her son didn’t feel that pres- showed up at his locker to find that his looked at first like it would sail wide,
sure as much as he used to. Bates, Bard’s uniform had no number on it; the club- only to swing back toward the plate and
old teammate, who is now a hitting coach house attendant explained that numbers catch the left corner, surprising the bat-
with the Los Angeles Dodgers, believed were reserved for those who’d already ter. During the 2022 season, he was one
that Bard’s time coaching had made the made the big-league roster. Bard and an- of the best closers in baseball, converting
difference: it requires a lack of ego, and other player found a roll of duct tape and thirty-four saves in thirty-seven chances,
had given him a sense of perspective about fashioned “52”—one higher than the 51 the second-best rate in the league. The
what he could and couldn’t control. he’d worn in Boston—on the back. “I Rockies signed him to a two-year con-
Bard signed with the Rockies, in part was, like, This is entertaining and funny, tract for nineteen million dollars. One
because they called first, and also because and it’s 2020 and the world’s falling apart, day in the off-season, as he fixed his
48 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
daughter a snack at home in the kitchen, the dirt, well off the plate, and both run- activated. Since then, the Rockies have
he told me that he was a hundred per ners advanced. Bard knew that something used him in low-leverage situations; he’s
cent better at pitching than he’d been in was wrong. It was obvious to everyone. not being brought in to finish close games.
Boston. “Like, not even close,” he said. The next batter was Venezuela’s big- His velocity is still down, and he is still
He recalled a trip that he and Adair gest star, José Altuve, a former Ameri- yanking some of his pitches. He has strug-
had taken during the years when he was can League M.V.P. Bard tried to throw gled to keep the ball where he wants it,
struggling. They went to Europe and a sinker inside, hoping to elicit a ground down low, and has been relying more on
spent a few weeks driving around. On a ball. Instead, the pitch, travelling ninety- his slider, an off-speed pitch, than on his
Sunday afternoon in Spain, they sat in a six m.p.h., rose and hit Altuve in the fastball. He understands the yips differ-
square drinking beers, and Bard got to hand. Altuve dropped to the dirt in pain; ently now—as part of him, as something
thinking about the baseball that was being his thumb was broken. Team U.S.A. had to be managed, the way a pitcher might
played, at that moment, on the other side relievers up in the bullpen, but another treat a frayed shoulder.
of the ocean. The sport suddenly seemed batter was already stepping into the box. On a gorgeous Saturday in early May,
small and inconsequential. He thought Bard stood rigid on the mound. The the Rockies were getting ready to play
that the trip would provide the reset he bases were loaded, there were no outs, the Mets, in Queens. The Mets were
needed. It didn’t, but the epiphany stayed and the tying run was on first. Bard’s next observing Mental Health Awareness
with him. pitch dove into the dirt behind the batter, Month, something that would have been
“Naturally, playing baseball on TV narrowly missing his heels, and rolled to hard to imagine not long ago. Two other
just feels more important than it actu- the backstop. A runner scored. Finally, the players this season have followed Bard
ally is,” he told me. “And that’s O.K.That’s call went to the bullpen. Bard was done. in going on the injured list with anxi-
a good thing. It feels like it matters. It ety. I sat with him in the visitors’ dug-
does matter. It matters to a lot of peo- e didn’t sleep much that night. He out, sheltered from the sun, listening to
ple. But, at the end of the day, we’re not
saving any lives or curing cancer or any-
H went back to Arizona, where he
pitched in two more spring-training games,
the pre-game hum. The hours before a
baseball game have a languor to them:
thing super meaningful. We’re just doing but he felt terrible on the mound. He felt kids gawking on the edges of the field,
something that brings a lot of joy to peo- terrible at home, too—stressed, short- big-leaguers thwacking batting-practice
ple. And there’s no reason to let yourself tempered. Adair urged him to be up front home runs. Bard looked out at the
get so caught up in it that it feels like with the Rockies’ coaches and trainers. groundskeepers readying the diamond.
life and death. And I did for a long time.” They were glad when he was. Nobody He was about to turn thirty-eight.
wanted to say anything, but everyone knew. “I’m not super satisfied with where
n December, Bard was selected to rep- The Rockies put Bard on the fifteen- I’m at, but I’m happy to be where I’m at,
I resent the United States in the World
Baseball Classic, an international tour-
day injured list. Even after all he had been
through, Bard told me, it was tempting
you know what I mean?” he said. He’d
been walking about as many hitters as
nament featuring many of the game’s to do what athletes in every sport often he struck out, and had given up a fair
best players, which would be held in do: blame a tight back or a sore elbow number of hard hits—but, whenever he
March. It was an honor, and he wel- instead of a troubled mind. “Arm fatigue” walked a batter or threw a wild pitch, he
comed the bigger platform that it of- would have been an easy excuse—after gathered himself. A month after the game
fered. “I want to use my story to just give all, his velocity was down. When Bard in New York, I watched him, on televi-
hope for people to get through really had been struggling in the minors, he’d sion, walk three San Francisco Giants,
hard things, especially in sports, but also wished that he felt encouraged to treat loading the bases, then strike out two,
people outside of sports and in different his condition as an injury, something you walk in a run, and strike out a third. I
areas, different walks of life,” he told a could recover from with medical treatment thought of something the cognitive sci-
reporter when the tournament began. “I and time. A misfire between the mind entist Sian Beilock, who has written about
don’t necessarily have clear-cut, take- and the body may not be as well under- the yips and performance anxiety, told
this-pill kind of solutions, but I do have stood as a torn ligament, but it isn’t fake. me: “We have to get away from the idea
a lot of things I know helped me, and He and the Rockies decided to list his that the goal is to feel comfortable.” Ten
are a piece of the healing process for me.” injury as anxiety. It wasn’t a first; in the of Bard’s first fifteen strikeouts this sea-
Team U.S.A. reached the quarterfi- past two decades, a number of players son came with runners in scoring position.
nals, where it faced Venezuela. In the fifth have gone on the list for mental-health The game against the Giants was his
inning, the U.S. was up 5–2, and Bard was reasons. But it remains rare, and still makes sixteenth appearance of the season—
called in from the bullpen. Venezuela’s headlines. Bard started talking to a ther- his worst outing so far, and a sign of
fans were roaring; whichever team lost apist. On game days, he’d take the kids how much was still going wrong. And
would be out of the tournament. Bard to a park near their house, where they’d yet the run he gave up was only the sec-
had never pitched in an environment like whack golf balls or fish in a pond. He ond he’d allowed all year. Success isn’t
this. He walked the first batter, then gave started to feel calmer. He was still yippy, the same thing as dominance. The point
up a single on a checked swing. His adren- but he was getting to a place where he has never been to blow guys away with
aline spiked. “There’s a fine line between could work on his pitching without feeling hundred-m.p.h. fastballs, as much fun
being super excited and really nervous,” overwhelmed. He felt more like himself. as that is. It’s always been to try to win
he told me later. He threw a pitch into After nearly three weeks, he was re- with whatever you’ve got. 
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 49
FICTION

Saïd Sayrafiezadeh

50 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 PHOTOGRAPH BY HOLLY ANDRES


e’re sitting underneath the composing a term paper with footnotes. I told them, turning on the charm, a

W overpass, Molly and I, lights


off, motor on,staring through
the windshield at the row of houses up
Later, I’ll look things up and still not
understand. “The only question that re-
mains,” she says, “is whether the popu-
sales rep in athleisure. They took a seat
across from my desk, surrounded by
framed photos of me from my glory
the hill. On Molly’s lap, propped against lace has the strength to take matters into days, in high school, while I asked them
the steering wheel, is the clipboard with its own hands.” personal questions about their bodies.
the street addresses, about fifty of them, “I doubt it,” I tell her. Height. Weight. B.M.I. There I am in
listed alongside the pertinent info— “Have faith,” she says. my football uniform. There I am on the
name, age, etc.—culled from the Inter- pitcher’s mound. There I am holding
net and written in her perfect handwrit- t’s getting darker and it’s getting colder. the municipal trophy after the champi-
ing, evidence that she had gone to a
good school in the suburbs. It’s getting
I Leaves are swirling beneath the over-
pass, with no trees in sight. According
onship win. It was my manager who
suggested that the photos would be good
dark and it’s getting cold, and neither to the data, this is the ideal time to can- for sales. “Subliminal advertising,” he
one of us has said more than a few pas- vass—early evening, inclement weather. told me. He was also a standout high-
sive-aggressive sentences to the other, I want Molly to close her window all school athlete, as was his manager be-
like when I thanked her for putting the way but that would mean asking for fore him. None of us had realized that
her window up, as if she’d done me a the same favor twice. Our silence has by the time we were eighteen we’d al-
big favor. “You’re welcome,” she said, but deepened into something existential. It’s ready reached the pinnacle of our careers.
she only closed it halfway. The bicker- not only the silence in the car—it’s the And suddenly I hear a hard knock-
ing had started after we both got home silence drifting toward us from the un- ing on my passenger-side window, a
from work; first we were arguing, and known neighborhood, winding streets knocking so hard that I think the glass
then we were shouting, and then she with unknown homes, unknown homes is going to break, and my eyes are open,
disappeared into the bedroom and with unknown residents. heart racing, confirming what I already
slammed the door hard, emerging fif- In a sudden burst of awkward motion, know—that we shouldn’t be sitting un-
teen minutes later, composed, dressed, I lunge across the center console, knock- derneath the overpass with the lights
and ready to go. Today’s particular con- ing the clipboard off Molly’s lap and ac- off and the motor on. Through the foggy
flict had been set in motion by the ba- cidentally running my elbow against her window, I can see the blurred outline of
nal—who’d left a cereal bowl in the thighs. I press the button and the win- a man in uniform, enormous from my
sink—but obviously indicated a wider dow glides up. perspective, seven feet tall and out of a
problem. Plus, it was compounded by She snorts with satisfaction. “Dress fairy tale, probably a police officer, or
the latest poll numbers, which put our better next time,” she says. maybe paramilitary. He wants me to
candidate three points behind, with three “There won’t be a next time,” I say. open my window right now, and the
days to go until the election. “The per- She likes this, too. cold air blows in my face, along with a
sonal is political,” Molly always says, im- The warm air from the vent is blow- flashlight beam blinding me.
plying that if we break up it won’t be ing around my head, trapped in the car, “Is there a problem, officer?” I ask
her fault. Meanwhile, the future of the steaming up the windshield, obscuring from my prone position.
city hangs in the balance, things going the gloom outside. I put my seat back a “I’ll tell you what to do and when to
from bad to worse—public transporta- notch, and then I put it back several do it,” he says. He doesn’t want me to
tion, mail delivery, garbage removal— more notches, and when I close my eyes unlock my door. He doesn’t want me to
thanks to the mayor, six terms and still I could be lying on a beach chair by the show him my license. He doesn’t want
nothing to show for it. “Look at the shore of the man-made lake, floating me to sit up straight.
data,” she tells me, but I never know somewhere between awake and asleep. “What are you doing here?” he
what data she’s talking about. She’s the In my semiconscious limbo, I can feel asks me.
one with the poli-sci degree in this re- the ghostly imprint of Molly’s thighs “I’m canvassing,” I say.
lationship, socially engaged and crunch- against my elbow, reminding me of when “What does that mean?” he says.
ing numbers, and I’m the former high- times were good. “It means I’m here for the election.”
school jock, lettering in three sports at I’ve been up since six o’clock this “The election is three days away.”
the expense of my G.P.A. Sometimes morning, eating my bowl of cereal before “I know,” I say. “I’m canvassing.”
I’ll wake in the middle of the night and work at the high-end fitness center that’s “What does that mean?”
see her next to me, looking at her lap- in the strip mall between Walmart and I can’t get past square one, which
top, pie charts glowing up in her face. a vacant lot. It’s a decent job, all things is where he wants me. He thinks he’s
In the beginning, when times were good, considered: weekends off, holidays off, caught me in a lie. He wants to know
this would have been something of an also dental. That last one thanks to the what’s in the Walmart bag in the back
aphrodisiac, her passion and intelligence mayor—or blood money for the popu- seat. “Bricks from a vacant lot,” I tell
radiating beneath the covers. Now she’s lace, depending on where you stand. All him. “Why do you have bricks from a
all business. Now there’s no time to lose. day long, prospective clients stopped by vacant lot?” he asks, because he proba-
She says, “The mayor is ipso jure un- my office, inquiring about signing up bly assumes that I’m planning on break-
lawful.” She uses Latin. She uses words for a membership, first month compli- ing windows—political intimidation
like “populace.” She talks as if she were mentary. “You’ve come to the right place,” before the election. “Cleaning up the
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 51
city,” I say. He’s not sure if he should what the colors signify. We’re entering picture of our candidate walking through
believe me. His gun is on his hip, his hostile territory, so to speak. Their can- a vacant lot that’s remained undevel-
hand by the holster. In a moment, he’s didate is not our candidate. At the first oped for six terms—one of many va-
going to open the car door and tell me four houses, no one bothers to answer cant lots that the citizens have had to
to run, give me a head start, and then when I ring the doorbell, even though endure—his sleeves rolled up, his face
shoot me in the back before I can make we can hear the TV. “I know they’re airbrushed, above the catchall catch-
it out from under the overpass. home,” Molly says, and before we leave phrase “Take Back Our City.”
First, though, he’s shining his flash- she makes a notation on her clipboard. The wife unfolds the brochure half-
light inside the car—clipboard, dash- “What are you notating?” I ask. heartedly. There’s our candidate’s ten-
board, center console, Molly’s face. I can “Data,” she says. point plan all laid out, his professional
hear Molly shouting, trapped and terri- By the time we reach the eighth house, accomplishments, his family history in
fied in the driver’s seat, and then she’s I’m shivering in my athleisure and my the metropolitan area, beginning five
out of the car without being thumb feels numb when I generations ago, before the dam was
given permission, running ring the doorbell, twice and built and the lake was made.
toward the officer, and he’s then two more times. We “What’s he going to do about the
meeting her halfway, throw- can hear it tolling through electricity?” the husband wants to know.
ing his arms around her, lift- the house, and just as I’m He’s going to fix the electricity. Of
ing her off her feet, saying about to suggest that we get course he is. He’s going to get the gar-
he can’t believe how tall she’s back in the car the door bage collected. Yes to everything, Molly
got, and Molly’s blushing, cracks open, chain still on, says. No to nothing.
memories from the suburbs two faces staring at us, hus- “How about the surcharge?” the
returning full force. He’s band and wife. wife asks.
asking her how her mom “What’s this in regard This catches Molly off guard. She’s
and dad are, how her brother to?” the wife asks right away. sputtering, blinking hard. She hasn’t
is. She’s catching him up with broad She sounds aggrieved. She looks con- thought about the surcharge because she
strokes. Since we’re underneath the over- cerned. As far as she knows, we’ve come grew up in the suburbs. No to the sur-
pass, everything has a slight echo to it, here to strong-arm them into support- charge, she offers, but this is the wrong
mom, mom, mom, dad, dad, dad. He’s see- ing our candidate or else. We’re living answer. Yes to the surcharge. But now
ing the little girl all grown up. He’s see- in the age of suspicion, after all, and I it’s too late to backtrack. They’ve heard
ing the passage of time made flesh. He don’t blame her. It was done in the enough. They’ve made up their minds.
doesn’t care about me anymore. He previous election and the one before We’re also letting cold air into the house.
doesn’t care what canvassing means or that—neighborhoods of burned hedges The husband returns the brochure to
what’s in the Walmart bag. When they’re and broken doors and stolen satellite me, pinching it with his fingertips.
done reminiscing and hugging, he shakes dishes—and both times it managed to “That’s yours to keep,” I tell him, my
my hand, no hard feelings. “Nice to meet reduce voter turnout, if only slightly. breath coming out in short white puffs.
you,” he says, his big glove swallowing “We’d like a moment of your time,” “No, thank you,” he says.
my bare palm. Then Molly gets back in, Molly says, big, welcoming smile, try- Back in the car, I’m rubbing my hands
cheeks flushed, smiling and waving good- ing to sound casual as she reads line one in front of the vents while Molly jots
bye, and we watch through the wind- from the script in her head. down her notations on the clipboard.
shield as he walks off, fading into the No, I’m wrong, the wife is not in- “Ipso jure the surcharge,” I say. I
darkness. She puts the car in drive. She timidated by us, and neither is her hus- snicker.
lets the brake off slowly. band. “We don’t have time for this,” he In one swift motion, Molly slams the
“Don’t worry, ” she tells me. “He’ll tells us. clipboard on the steering wheel, mak-
be the first to hang.” “Do you have time to make our city ing the car horn beep.
a better place?” Molly asks. “I’d like to see you do better,” she says.
ever mind what the pie charts say, “What’s wrong with our city?” he She’s shouting for the second time today.
N canvassing in the cold, at night, is
not optimal. This is dinnertime, this is
wants to know. He’s glaring at me as if
I’d said something to offend him. I’m
“Sh-h-h,” I say, “the neighbors are
going to hear you.”
couch time, this is prime time. We’re in still holding out hope that he will take “Let them hear me!” she says, and
one of those so-called modest neigh- off the chain and invite us inside, where right then a family of four comes walk-
borhoods, not yet all the way poor— we can chat politics more comfortably. ing by, carrying Walmart bags, but they
thanks to the mayor. You can tell by the But Molly has her agenda ready to don’t notice us, they don’t care, they’ve
satellite dishes on the roofs. You can tell go: potholes in the streets, backed-up heard it all before. Molly’s pointing
by the curbside parking. I grew up in a sewage lines, intermittent cell service, her red pen in my cold face. Her gaze
neighborhood not unlike this one—you you name it, and that’s just for starters. has narrowed to murderous accusation,
can tell by my handwriting. Displayed “Give them the brochure, sweetheart,” worse than the beam from the officer’s
on the rusting porches are campaign she tells me. flashlight. I suppose we should have re-
signs for the incumbent, orange and yel- Through the crack in the door, I slip alized long ago that we weren’t right for
low, no text needed, everyone knows them the campaign brochure, with a each other, realized even on that first
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date of ours, eating dinner at Apple- speaking the customer’s language, just bully him from the back row, star ath-
bee’s, my choice, the one next to Star- like my manager taught me. lete that I was.
bucks and a vacant lot, where we sat “Yes!” they say. “Yes, we do!” They’re “What’s this in regard to?” he asks.
across from each other in the big booth, eager. They’re interested. He’s still so skinny that it looks as if
feeling far apart, not unlike how it feels I hand them the brochure with our he could walk through the door crack
now. We were already on the mayor’s candidate’s airbrushed face, and I tell without having to take the chain off.
third term, but she didn’t mind how lit- them, confidentially, “He’s older than “Bryce,” I say, “it’s me.” But he doesn’t
tle I knew about local politics. I could he looks.” They like this, of course, this recognize me. He’s blinking hard be-
name the governor and the important frank admission of artifice. I’m doing hind his glasses.
dates, like the year the city had been in- what I do best at the upscale fitness cen- “How do you know my name?” he
corporated, the basics everyone learned ter—undersell and then go high. asks me.
in grade school, suburban or otherwise, The first thing I bring up is the elec- “It’s on the clipboard,” Molly says.
but beyond the basics I was somewhere trical grid, its flickering lights, week- “It’s from high school,” I say.
between apathetic and clueless. When end brownouts, and soon enough they’re The snow is swirling in front of my
Molly spoke, she used phrases like “et sharing stories with me about the power face, but suddenly I seem to come into
alia” and “post hoc.” When I spoke, I outage five years ago, the one everyone focus for him, and he’s taking the chain
talked about high-school baseball. still talks about, two months of hard- off, letting it dangle to the side, swing-
Meanwhile, we sipped our red wine, ship with no lights or water. ing the door wide open, and now it’s
and as we did we got more compatible, “No TV,” I say. my turn to have a blast from the past,
until the Applebee’s booth seemed to We’re laughing together now, the Bryce hugging me so hard that it feels
shrink in size, and from beneath the couple in the pajamas and me, and be- like his thin arms might snap. Ap-
table I could feel her knee pressing fore I can even explain what our candi- parently, he has fond memories from
against mine. “The personal is politi- date is going to do about the surcharge Mrs. Morrison’s class, never mind that
cal,” she said to me. they’ve made up their minds. They’re I would poke him in the neck with a
shaking my cold hand. They’re keeping pencil. But it was all in good fun, right?
e drive through the neighbor- the brochure. No hard feelings now. Now he’s let-
W hood, in silence again, the only
sound coming from the car bouncing
As they do at the next house, and
the one after that. In the instances when
ting me into his house, where I can
feel the heat enveloping me—thanks
up and down in the potholes. We get I do happen to fail, Molly makes her to the mayor.
lucky at the next four houses insofar as notations. His living room is sparsely fur-
the door is opened right away, but after By the time we arrive at the last ad- nished—one couch, one chair, no TV—
that it’s the same routine: points talked, dress on the list, it’s ten o’clock and and the lone lamp casts dim light over
brochure returned. Twenty minutes later, there are two inches of snow on the the bare walls. If Bryce has managed to
it’s beginning to snow, and the wind ground, soaking my feet because I’m do anything with those straight A’s, I
blows off the lake into my face. This wearing sneakers. We can hear the door- can’t tell by his home. When I sit down
time when the door opens it’s a young bell chiming, and Molly tells me to on the couch, it sags beneath me. When
couple about our age, ready for bed in press it again, but we catch the sound Molly sits down, it feels as if we might
their pajamas, and I cut right to the of footsteps approaching, then the door sink through the cushions. The snow is
chase before Molly has a chance to say opens slightly, and there’s Bryce, of all beginning to melt off my shoes, leaving
anything. “Do you want to take back people, staring at me, Bryce from high puddles on the area rug, and this makes
the city?” I ask them. I’m going off script, school, straight-A student in Mrs. Mor- me feel bad, but Bryce doesn’t seem to
sales rep that I am, gauging the mood, rison’s class, where I would casually notice. He wants to reminisce about the
good times, which are mostly my good but before I can Bryce is handing me a To make matters worse, the munici­
times, my face all over the yearbook, campaign brochure—where it came from, pal plows have come through and cleared
playing in the championship game at I don’t know—and it’s for the third-party the streets of eight inches of snow. Or­
the City Coliseum, in front of three thou­ candidate, the one who has no chance of dinarily, this would be a positive thing,
sand fans, including the mayor, way back winning and who’s only going to com­ but according to Molly it’s a strategy by
when it was only his second term, when plicate everything for everyone. the mayor to make him look good and
the promise was still fresh. “Municipality First,” the brochure to make sure that everyone will be able
“What game was this?” Molly wants reads in big blue letters—whatever to get to the polls. No voter suppression
to know. that means. this time around.
“The baseball game,” Bryce says. Now it’s Bryce’s turn to tell us all “You shovel the streets when you’re
“I never liked baseball,” Molly says. about how his candidate is going to do winning,” Molly says.
Speaking of the mayor, I tell them this and that, how he has a plan for the As for me, I have no problem driving
how he came into the locker room af­ to work through the morning city, with
ter the championship to congratulate the heat on high, and the windows all
us, wearing one of our team hats, with the way up, and the vacant lots empty.
the logo of the sun setting over the Thirty minutes later, I arrive at the fit­
man­made lake. ness center to find Bryce standing in
“Propaganda,” Molly says. my office, waiting for me, dressed in his
The mayor shook everyone’s hand Walmart outfit—a blue vest with “Proud
one by one—teammates, coaches, school Walmart Associate” emblazoned on it.
principal—and when he reached me, at He looks even skinnier in his uniform.
the end of the line, I could barely lift my “I’ve had a change of heart,” he says.
arm because I’d pitched six innings. He surcharge and the plumbing and every­ He’s not talking about the election; he’s
leaned in, bill of his cap touching mine, thing that ails this city. His plans are talking about exercising. He shakes my
and whispered, as if I were the only per­ not our plans. Molly is trying to explain hand as if we’d already completed the
son he had ever said this to, “The city what our plans are, but Bryce already deal, and it feels as though his fingers
needs men like you, son.” knows about our plans. He seems to would break if I squeezed just a little
Bryce shakes his head. “I never liked know more about our plans than we bit harder.
the mayor,” he says, which is what Mol­ know about our plans. “You’ve come to the right place,” I say,
ly’s been waiting to hear, of course. She “He has a plan for everything,” Bryce using my casual opening line. I tell him
manages, with great difficulty, to move says. to take a seat. I offer him vitamin water.
herself to the edge of the couch, look­ “We’ll just have to agree to disagree,” I’m ready to lay it on thick. But it turns
ing Bryce in his glasses, ally to ally, talking Molly says. She’s already rising off the out that he doesn’t have time for this.
about the electrical grid and the garbage sagging couch, handing the brochure “I’m on my lunch break,” he says. He
collection, and Bryce is with her every back to Bryce, all twelve points included, eats lunch at nine o’clock in the morning.
step of the way—plumbing, public trans­ two more than ours. So I cut the introductory sales pitch
portation. Yes, yes, yes, they’re saying, full “That’s yours to keep,” Bryce says. and take him straight upstairs, showing
agreement. Bryce is telling us about how “No, thank you,” Molly says. him the kettlebells, the barbells, the floor­
he once dreamed of moving somewhere Back on the front porch, with the to­ceiling mirrors. There are some peo­
else, maybe to the city on the other side snow coming down hard and the wind ple working out, sexy and sweating—you
of the lake. Instead, he works at Wal­ gusting off the lake, Molly makes her can’t buy that kind of advertising. “We
mart, which is what straight A’s in high notations on the clipboard. have everything,” I say. I give a wide sweep
school will get you here. It just so hap­ “He can’t be won over,” she says. of my arm, including the people work­
pens that this is the same Walmart that’s ing out. I’m starting with the soft sell for
next to my fitness center in the strip t snows all night and the next day, too, a Level A membership. Then I take him
mall—one more surprise for the evening.
“Stop by and see me sometime,” I tell
I and then we get even more bad news:
our candidate has gained only a point
past the sauna on purpose. When he
walks in front of me, I can see the Walmart
him. “I can get you half price on the first in the polls, maybe less, depending on logo plastered on his back, somewhere
three months.” It’s the least I can do for which numbers are being crunched, between an asterisk and a bull’s­eye.
all the times that he let me cheat off his while the third­party candidate has held “Is the sauna included?” he wants
tests. Blood money for the bully, I suppose. steady. We haven’t said much to each to know.
“I don’t like to exercise,” he says, and other, Molly and I. We haven’t shouted “That’s Level B,” I tell him.
shrugs. “Maybe I will,” he adds. But he or screamed, even though one of us left I’m waiting for him to slowly climb
probably won’t. a bowl in the sink again. Neither of us up the ladder of price points until he
Molly’s done with small talk and sports has had the heart to escalate, and no reaches the uppermost rung, with laun­
talk. She’s trying to get us back on track. doors have been slammed. Perhaps we’ve dry service and spa treatments.
“Do you have time to make our city a moved beyond arguing. Perhaps we’re “Is the shaving cream included?” he
better place?” she asks Bryce, which is my on the downslope, heading toward the asks me.
cue to hand him the campaign brochure, exit, with one day left before the election. Downstairs, in my office, I pull up
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the forms on my computer, quickly dis- Bathed in the red glow of the emer- throw a brick through a window, and
pensing with the standard checklist. gency-exit sign, I open my desk drawer soon I sense a dull but troubling pain in
“What are your goals?” I ask him. I and remove a pack of ten razors, cour- my hand and elbow, radiating up my arm
suppose he could ask me the same thing. tesy of the fitness center. and into my neck and down my back,
He wants strength. He wants stamina. “Take them,” I say, “they’re yours.” and the bricks begin to feel heavy, and
“What about definition?” I say. Blood money from the bully, I suppose. then very heavy, and then they feel as if
He wants to know how much things they are five, ten times larger than a brick,
are going to cost. e’re sitting underneath the over- as if I’m trying to throw a kettlebell, and
“We can figure that out later,” I tell
him, as though we’re in this together,
W pass, Molly and I, lights off, motor
on, staring through the windshield at the
it’s difficult for me to wrap my hand
around them. Occasionally, I completely
but I already know the price. row of houses up the hill, just as we did miss my mark and the brick lands with
I can see that he’s on the fence—the two nights ago, except now it’s almost a thump on the porch, several feet short,
story of his life—with his lunch break midnight. On Molly’s lap is the clip- and one time I throw it into a snowbank
almost over. Above our heads is the board with the notations, written in her and have to dig around until I find it.
sound of the aerobics class getting under perfect handwriting. It’s dark and it’s But more often than not I hit the tar-
way, the thumping of twenty pairs of cold and the election is tomorrow, but get, athlete that I was, breaking the win-
feet in unison. This is when I start doing I’m dressed right this time—coat, hat, dow in one try, and sometimes there’s a
the hard sell, because I get paid on com- and boots, because it just takes me once shout of surprise, but usually there’s only
mission, talking to him about testos- to learn my lesson. silence, the residents understanding im-
terone, about how studies have shown Molly puts the car in drive, and we plicitly the significance of a brick com-
that exercise boosts testosterone, about slowly make our way into the so-called ing through their window on the night
how testosterone allows you to achieve modest neighborhood, the silence broken before the election.
your goals. only when she hits a pothole by mistake. With the dark sky slowly beginning
“Look at the data,” I say. “Sorry, ” she says. to change to amber, Molly pulls up in
He’s nodding along, as if what I’m The neighborhood is asleep now, but front of Bryce’s house, the last on the
saying makes sense, but, frankly, I don’t every so often we can see the flickering list. There is a little light in the living
think he’ll take advantage of any of this. of a television behind a front window, room, as if Bryce might already be up,
He’ll probably come every day for the people putting their satellite dishes to use. getting dressed in his Walmart uniform
first week of his membership, full of new At the first house on the list, Molly and shaving with one of his free razors.
beginnings and high expectations, then pulls over. This is the house whose res- I feel a burning sensation in my hand
get discouraged and come less and less, idents couldn’t be bothered to answer and elbow when I throw the final brick,
then not at all until New Year’s Day. In the door, even though I rang the bell at and as the window breaks I remember
the meantime, his credit card will still least twice. From the Walmart bag in how my coach used to counsel me that
be charged monthly. None of that was the back seat I take out a brick, and it pain was temporary, son, but that pride
my problem. feels oddly light in my hand, as if it might lasts forever, and how this helped get
He’s sitting across from me, his eyes be hollow, and when I open the car door me through the game, because I be-
darting around behind his glasses, and I hear Molly telling me to be careful. lieved him, because I wanted to be a
we could be back in Mrs. Morrison’s “I will,” I say. winner above all else. And, sure enough,
class, me with my sneakers and my mus- And standing there on the sidewalk, he called me into his office at the end
cles, and Bryce with his sloping shoul- impervious to the chill coming off the of my senior year, where I waited for
ders and concave chest. And suddenly I lake, I hurl the brick and it disappears him to give me the news that scouts
feel sad about everything. The politics. into the darkness, and for a moment I had been in the stands watching me
The mayor. The photos that surround think that it’s landed in the hedge, but pitch in the championship game.
me from my glory days. What I really then comes the sudden concussive shat- “Have you ever considered a career
want to tell Bryce is that he should save tering of glass. Somewhere a dog barks, in the fitness industry?” he asked me.
his money, that when his shift is over but other than that there’s no response, When I get back into the car, I’m
today he can go to the vacant lot and do which is to be expected. breathing hard, and Molly and I sit there
ten pullups on a steel beam. If he can’t On we go, driving through the neigh- together for a moment, neither of us
do ten, do one. And when he gets home borhood, stopping at all the houses where saying anything, and after a while I slip
he can do jumping jacks on his area rug no one answered the door, one after an- my hand between her thighs, my good
with the soggy footprints that I left there. other, the sound of glass shattering, and hand, and she lets the brake off slowly,
In other words, he can take matters into then the house of the husband and wife and we roll underneath the overpass,
his own hands. who answered the door but couldn’t be back toward home, the sun beginning
And that’s when the power in the bothered to take our brochure. “No to to rise over the city, where later today
building goes out and the sounds of the the surcharge,” Molly had said. She was our candidate will win by half a percent-
aerobics class stop, and even if Bryce only trying to do her best. As for the age point. 
did want to sign up I wouldn’t be able houses where people kept the brochure,
to print out the forms. “Thanks to the those we pass by. NEWYORKER.COM
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THE CRITICS

POP MUSIC

THE STORY OF US
The startling intimacy of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour.

BY AMANDA PETRUSICH

ritics are always bellyaching about spoke. The eye makeup was elaborate. more than three hours. By the end, moth-

C the death of the monoculture—


we no longer consume the same
cultural objects at the same time or in the
The pavement outside the stadium was
dappled with thousands of fallen sequins.
Strangers were mouthing the word “slay”
ers were carrying out sleeping children.
I found Swift’s stamina astounding. (She
is onstage the entire time, save costume
same way, and as a result we feel discon- to each other. Forearms were wrapped changes.) Some eras translate better than
nected, adrift, lost. The mind-boggling in bracelets featuring Swift-isms spelled others to the shape and echo of a foot-
inescapability of Taylor Swift’s latest en- out in lettered beads. I was seated in front ball stadium. The lusty bite of “Reputa-
deavor—a sixty-date stadium romp known of two people dressed as fully decorated tion,” for instance, overpowered the ach-
as the Eras Tour—offers one enormous Christmas trees. (Swift was brought up ing ballads of “evermore.” There were
exception.The tour recaps all ten of Swift’s on a Christmas-tree farm in Pennsylva- some nice surprises: Phoebe Bridgers
studio albums, presenting each as an nia.) The crowd was ecstatic, doting, and came out to sing “Nothing New,” a
epoch, with its own elaborate sets, cos- very sober. The line for chicken fingers wounded song from “Red (Taylor’s Ver-
tumes, and vibes. (The scope of the show was, per my calculation, fifteen times sion),” and the Bronx-born rapper Ice
reinforces the hysterical demands on longer than the line for beer. Spice performed on a smug remix of
twenty-first-century pop stars: be some- Swift has for years been a savant of “Karma.”Toward the end of the set, Swift
thing new every time you show up, or what I might call “you guys” energy, a does two acoustic songs, on piano or gui-
don’t show up at all.) Swift cancelled her chatty, ersatz intimacy that feels conso- tar. It’s the only part of the show that re-
previous tour, in 2020; the sweeping con- nant with the way we exist on social liably changes. That night, she performed
cept of this one, combined with the long media—offering a glimpse of our private “Holy Ground” and “False God.” The
delay to see her live again, guaranteed lives, but in a deliberate and mediated latter is one of Swift’s most carnal songs.
that the demand for tickets would be way. When Swift addressed the seventy- “I know heaven’s a thing/I go there when
preposterously high. Ticketmaster bun- four thousand people who had gathered you touch me,” she sings.
gled the rollout so badly that the company to see her, I felt as though she was not Swift’s voice has become richer and
received a public talking-to from Swift only speaking directly to me but confess- stronger over the years; its clarity and
herself. Not long afterward, the Senate ing something urgent. After one long ap- tone foreground her lyrics. Played on
Judiciary Committee held a hearing to plause break, she said, “There’s nothing piano, absent the R. & B. production of
investigate whether Live Nation Enter- I can say that can accurately thank you the studio version, “False God” felt, sud-
tainment, which owns both Ticketmas- for doing that. You just, like, screamed denly, like a reflective song about resign-
ter and many major concert venues, has your head off for an hour and a half. That ing yourself to failure. Love and sex are
an illegal monopoly. The tour, which was insane.” Maybe it’s her savvy use of a trap, its lyrics suggest; never trust the
concludes in November, could, by some what feels like the singular “you.” When fantasy sold to you by pop songs:
foggy estimates, make Swift a billionaire. I attempted to explain this feeling to other We might just get away with it
I attended a show at MetLife Sta- people, it sounded as though I had been The altar is my hips
dium, in New Jersey. It was a warm Sat- conned. Yet I’d prefer to think of it as an Even if it’s a false god.
urday evening in May, and I wore a car- act of kindness: Swift sees each of us (lit-
digan. My daughter, who is about to turn erally—we were given light-up bracelets wift is sometimes described as “pro-
two, had picked out my socks, which had
cats all over them—a little wink to the
upon entering) and wants us to know it.
On TikTok, fans discuss each con-
S fessional,” which feels like a pejora-
tive—it suggests decorum, efficiency,
fans, I thought. (Swift loves cats.) Let cert with a fervor and knowledge that steadiness, and various other qualities
me tell you: no one was looking at my reminds me of the grizzled heads who that, in general, have nothing to do with
socks. This crowd had made it fashion. spend years analyzing old Grateful Dead great art. She has perhaps been unfairly
The fits were shimmering and often be- set lists. Swift’s show is famously long— dismissed as too capable and too practiced,
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Online, fans discuss Swift’s concerts with a fervor reminiscent of the grizzled heads who analyze old Grateful Dead set lists.
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an overachieving, class-president type. I’ll purposeful cultivation of intimacy. From
admit that I’ve struggled, at times, with afar, her fans’ possessiveness appears both
the precision of her work. If you’re some- mighty and frightening.
one who seeks danger in music, Swift’s Still, the intensity of her fandom man-
albums can feel safe; it’s hard to find a ifests so differently offline. Swift’s per-
moment of genuine musical discord or formance might be fixed, perfect (it has
spontaneity. Over time, though, I’ve come to be, of course, to carry a tour so tech-
to understand this criticism of Swift as nically ambitious), but what happens in
tangled up with some very old and poi- the crowd is messy, wild, benevolent, and
sonous ideas about genius, most of which beautiful. I was mostly surrounded by
come from men slyly rebranding the ter- women between the ages of fifteen and
rible behavior of other men. (Swift sees twenty-five. As Swift herself once sang,
it this way, too. On “The Man,” she imag- on “22,” that particular stretch into post-
ines life without misogyny: “I’d be a fear- adolescence is marked by feeling “happy,
less leader/I’d be an alpha type.”) free, confused, and lonely at the same
The intense parasocial bond that time.” The camaraderie in the audience
Swift’s fans feel with her—the singular, invited a very particular kind of giddi-
desperate throb of their devotion—can ness. My best friend from childhood had
swing from charming to troublesome. accompanied me, and when she returned
When Swift débuts new costumes, as she from the concession stand carrying two
did in New Jersey, a wave of glee washes Diet Pepsis so enormous that they re-
over Twitter. But when she puts out a quired her to bear-hug them for safe
new song (“You’re Losing Me”) with lyr- transport, I started laughing harder than
ics that suggest romantic turmoil (“And I have laughed in several years.
I wouldn’t marry me either/A patholog- As the night went on, I began to un-
ical people pleaser”), it can provoke vit- derstand how Swift’s fandom is tied to
riol—in this case toward the actor Joe the primal urge to have something to
Alwyn, Swift’s former partner. (Weeks protect and be protected by. In recent
earlier, Swifties were outraged after one years, community, one of our most ele-
of Alwyn’s co-stars posted a photo of him mental human pleasures, has been dec-
on a scooter, which was read as an egre- imated by COVID, politics, technology,
gious slight because Swift has been in capitalism. These days, people will take
a public battle with a music executive it where they can get it. Swift often sings
named Scooter Braun.) It’s hard enough of alienation and yearning. She has an
to understand a relationship when you’re unusual number of songs about being
inside it; trying to piece together a nar- left behind. Not by the culture—though
rative via song lyrics and a few paparazzi I think she worries about that, too—but
photos seems like a fundamental mis- by someone she cared about who couldn’t
understanding of human relations. Swift countenance the immensity of her life.
was recently rumored to be dating Matty In her world, love is conditional and fre-
Healy, of the British rock band the 1975. quently temporary. (“You could call me
Healy is, depending on whom you ask, ‘babe’ for the weekend,” she sings on “ ’tis
either an irascible provocateur or a disgust- the damn season,” a line I’ve always found
ing bigot. Some of Swift’s fans deemed profoundly sad.) On the chorus of “The
him a racist torture-porn enthusiast, Archer,” she sings, “Who could ever leave
owing to comments he made on a pod- me, darling?/But who could stay?” To-
cast, and groused about him after he and ward the end of the song, she adds a
Swift were photographed together. more hopeful line: “You could stay.”
Though it would be easy, and maybe even As she sang that “you” on Saturday,
correct, to dismiss this sort of hullabaloo she raised an arm and pointed directly
as ultimately innocuous—just people to the audience. Swift has written many
being hyperbolic online, in the same way songs that describe her devotion as a
one might tweet, say, “Taylor Swift can punishment to be endured. “I love you,
run me over with a tractor”—the swarm- ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?”
and-bully tactic feels at odds with Swift’s she bellows on “Cruel Summer.” She be-
music, which has always lionized the mis- lieves that the force of her affection will
understood underdog. Maybe Healy de- push people away. But her fans have re-
serves it. Alwyn, at least, seems innocent. mained. They have buoyed her; in turn,
This is the obvious flip side of Swift’s she has given them everything. 
put it, jump “up and down on the
A CRITIC AT LARGE Berlin Wall.” Bush responded by prais-
ing Gorbachev’s boldness and stress-

EASTERN PROMISES
ing that he had economic problems
of his own. Then Gorbachev unveiled
what he considered a great surprise.
Who lost Russia? It was a heartfelt statement about his
hope for new relations between the
BY KEITH GESSEN two superpowers. “I want to say to
you and the United States that the
Soviet Union will under no circum-
stances start a war,” Gorbachev said.
“The Soviet Union is no longer pre-
pared to regard the United States as
an adversary.”
As the historian Vladislav Zubok
explains in his recent book “Collapse:
The Fall of the Soviet Union” (Yale),
“This was a fundamental statement,
a foundation for all future negotia-
tions.” But, as two members of Gor-
bachev’s team who were present for
the conversations noted, Bush did not
react. Perhaps it was because he was
recovering from seasickness. Perhaps
it was because he was not one for grand
statements and elevated rhetoric. Or
perhaps it was because to him, as a
practical matter, the declaration of
peace and partnership was meaning-
less. As he put it, a couple of months
later, to the German Chancellor,
Helmut Kohl, “We prevailed and they
didn’t.” Gorbachev thought he was
discussing the creation of a new world,
in which the Soviet Union and the
United States worked together, two
old foes reconciled. Bush thought he
The Cold War ended. The United States declared victory. Then things took a turn. was merely negotiating the terms for
the Soviets’ surrender.
n early December of 1989, a few increasing defense spending; then he
I weeks after the Berlin Wall fell,
Mikhail Gorbachev attended his first
had somewhat rashly decided to go
along with Gorbachev’s project to re- T he most pressing practical ques-
tion after the Berlin Wall came
summit with President George H. W. arrange the world system. Bush’s na- down was what would happen to the
Bush. They met off the coast of Malta, tional-security team, which included two Germanys. It was not just the
aboard the Soviet cruise ship Maxim the realist defense intellectual Brent Wall that had been keeping them apart.
Gorky. Gorbachev was very much look- Scowcroft, had taken a pause to re- In 1989, even after four years of Gor-
ing forward to the summit, as he looked view the nation’s Soviet policy. The bachev’s perestroika, there were still
forward to all his summits; things at big debate within the U.S. government nearly four hundred thousand Soviet
home were spiralling out of control, was whether Gorbachev was in ear- troops in the German Democratic Re-
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but his international standing was un- nest; once it was concluded that he public. On the other side of the East-
dimmed. He was in the process of end- was, the debate was about whether West border were several hundred
ing the decades-long Cold War that he’d survive. thousand NATO troops, and most of
had threatened the world with nuclear On the summit’s first day, Gor- the alliance’s ground-based nuclear
holocaust. When he appeared in for- bachev lamented the sad state of his forces. The legal footing for these troop
eign capitals, crowds went wild. economy and praised Bush’s restraint deployments was the postwar settle-
Bush was less eager. His predeces- and thoughtfulness with regard to the ment at Potsdam. The Cold War, at
sor, Ronald Reagan, had blown a huge revolutionary events in the Eastern least in Europe, was a frozen conflict
hole in the budget by cutting taxes and Bloc—he did not, as Bush himself between the winners of the Second
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World War. Germany, four and a half “The Soviets are not in a position to into the alliance might strengthen
decades later, remained the loser. dictate Germany’s relationship with the hand of the hard-liners inside
West German politicians dreamed NATO,” he said. “To hell with that.” Russia, and become, in effect, a self-
of reunification; the hard-line Com- The U.S. pressed its advantage; fulfilling prophecy.
munist leaders of East Germany were Gorbachev, overwhelmed by mount-
less enthusiastic. East Germans, pour- ing problems at home, settled for a fter the Soviet collapse, Western
ing through the dismantled Wall to
bask in the glow of Western consumer
substantial financial inducement from
Kohl and some vague security assur-
A advisers, investment bankers, de-
mocracy promoters, and just plain con
goods, were voting with their feet. ances. Soon, the Soviet Union was no men flooded the region. The advice on
What would Gorbachev do? Through- more, and the overriding priority for offer was, in retrospect, contradictory.
out the months that followed, he held U.S. policymakers became nuclear On the one hand, Western officials
a series of meetings with foreign lead- deproliferation. Ukraine, newly inde- urged the former Communist states
ers. His advisers urged him to extract pendent, had suddenly become the to build democracy; on the other, they
as many concessions as possible. They world’s No. 3 nuclear power, and West- made many kinds of aid contingent on
wanted security guarantees: the non- ern countries set about persuading the implementation of free-market re-
extension of NATO, or at least the it to give up its arsenal. Meanwhile, forms, known at the time as “shock
removal of nuclear forces from Ger- events in the former Eastern Bloc were therapy.” But the reason the reforms
man territory. One bit of leverage was moving rapidly. had to be administered brutally and
that NATO’s nuclear presence was In 1990, Franjo Tudjman was all at once—why they had to be a
deeply unpopular among the West elected President of Croatia and began shock—was that they were by their
German public, and Gorbachev’s pushing for independence from Yu- nature unpopular. They involved put-
hardest-line adviser on Germany goslavia; the long and violent disso- ting people out of work, devaluing their
urged him, more than a little hypo- lution of that country was under way. savings, and selling key industries to
critically, to demand a German pop- Then, in February of 1991, the lead- foreigners. The political systems that
ular vote on nukes. ers of Poland, Hungary, and Czecho- emerged in Eastern Europe bore the
In February, 1990, two months after slovakia, as it was then, met in Vise- scars of this initial contradiction.
the summit with Bush on the Maxim grád, a pretty castle town just north In almost every former Commu-
Gorky, Gorbachev hosted James Baker, of Budapest, and promised one an- nist state, the story of reform played
the U.S. Secretary of State, in Mos- other to coördinate their pursuit of out in the same way: collapse, shock
cow. This was one of Gorbachev’s last economic and military ties with Eu- therapy, the emergence of criminal en-
opportunities to get something from ropean institutions. These countries trepreneurs, violence, widespread so-
the West before Germany reunified. became known as the Visegrád Group, cial disruption, and then, sometimes,
But, as Mary Elise Sarotte relates in and they exerted pressure on succes- a kind of rebuilding. Many of the coun-
“Not One Inch: America, Russia, and sive U.S. Administrations to let them tries are now doing comparatively well.
the Making of Post-Cold War Stale- join nato. They were worried about Poland has a per-capita G.D.P. ap-
mate” (Yale), her recent book on the the events in Yugoslavia, but even proaching Portugal’s; the Czech Re-
complex history of NATO expansion, more worried about Russia. If the public exports its Škoda sedans all over
he was not up to the task. Baker posed Russians broke bad, they argued, they the world; tiny Estonia is a world leader
to Gorbachev a hypothetical question. in e-governance. But the gains were
“Would you prefer to see a unified distributed unequally, and serious po-
Germany outside of NATO, indepen- litical damage was done.
dent and with no U.S. forces,” Baker In no country did the reforms play
asked, “or would you prefer a unified out more dramatically, and more con-
Germany to be tied to NATO, with as- sequentially, than in Russia. Boris
surances that NATO’s jurisdiction would Yeltsin’s first post-Soviet Cabinet was
not shift one inch eastward from its led by a young radical economist named
present position?” This last part would Yegor Gaidar. In a matter of months,
launch decades of debate. Did it con- he transformed the enormous Russian
stitute a promise—later, obviously, bro- would need NATO’s protection; if the economy, liberalizing prices, ending
ken? Or was it just idle talk? In the Russians stayed put, the alliance could tariffs on foreign goods, and launch-
event, Gorbachev answered lamely that mellow out and just enjoy its annual ing a voucher program aimed at dis-
of course NATO could not expand. Bak- meetings. Either way, there would be tributing the ownership of state enter-
er’s offer, if that’s what it was, would no harm done. prises among the citizenry. The result
not be repeated. In fact, as soon as peo- The counter-argument, from some was the pauperization of much of the
ple in the White House got wind of in both the Bush and the Clinton population and the privatization of the
the conversation, they had a fit. Two Administrations, was that the prior- country’s industrial base by a small
weeks later, at Camp David, Bush told ity was the emergence of a peaceable group of well-connected men, soon to
Kohl what he thought of Soviet de- and democratic Russia. Admitting be known as the oligarchs. When the
mands around German reunification. the former Warsaw Pact countries parliament, still called the Supreme
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Soviet and structured according to the
old Soviet constitution, tried to put a
brake on the reforms, Yeltsin ordered
it disbanded. When it refused to go,
Yeltsin ordered that it be shelled. Many
of the features that we associate with
Putinism—immense inequality, a lack
of legal protections for ordinary citi-
zens, and super-Presidential powers—
were put in place in the early nine-
teen-nineties, in the era of “reform.”
When it came to those reforms, did
we give the Russians bad advice, or was
it good advice that they implemented
badly? And, if it was bad advice, did
we dole it out maliciously, to destroy
their country, or because we didn’t know
what we were doing? Many Russians
still believe that Western advice was
calculated to harm them, but history
points at least partly in the other di-
rection: hollowing out the government,
privatizing public services, and letting
the free market run rampant were pol-
icies that we also implemented in our
own country. The German historian
Philipp Ther argues that the post-So-
viet reform process would have looked
very different if it had taken place even
a decade earlier, before the so-called
Washington Consensus about the be-
nevolent power of markets had con-
gealed in the minds of the world’s lead-
ing economists. One could add that it
would also have been different two de- “ You know your mistake? When they say ‘Speak,’ you speak.”
cades later, after the 2008 financial cri-
sis had caused people to question again
the idea that capitalism could be trusted
• •
to run itself.
Back during the last months of Gor- Soviet society so that it can’t afford a other when their desperate unemployed
bachev’s tenure, there was briefly talk defense system. If the Soviets go to a showed up at our borders. Ther uses
of another Marshall Plan for the de- market system, then they can’t afford a the example of Poland—a large coun-
feated superpower. A joint Soviet- large defense establishment. A real re- try that underwent a jarring and pain-
American group led by the economist form program would turn them into a ful reform period yet emerged suc-
Grigory Yavlinsky and the Harvard po- third-rate power, which is what we want.” cessfully, at least from an economic
litical scientist Graham Allison pro- But, if our advice and actions did perspective, on the other side. But in
posed something they called a Grand damage to Russia, they also did dam- the process many people were put out
Bargain, which would involve a huge age to us. In a forthcoming book, “How of work; rural and formerly industri-
amount of aid to the U.S.S.R., contin- the West Lost the Peace” (Polity), trans- alized sections of the country did not
gent on various reforms and nonpro- lated by Jessica Spengler, Ther writes keep up with the big cities. This gen-
liferation efforts. In “Collapse,” Zubok on the concept of “co-transformation.” erated a political reaction that was even-
describes a National Security Council Change and reform moved in both di- tually expressed in support for the
meeting in June, 1991, at which the rections. Borders softened. We sent right-wing nationalist Law and Jus-
Grand Bargain was discussed. Nicho- Russia Snickers bars and personal com- tice Party, which in 2020 all but banned
las Brady, then the Secretary of the puters; they sent us hockey players and abortions in Poland. At the same time,
Treasury, spoke out forcefully against Tetris. But there were less positive out- a great many Poles emigrated to the
extensive aid to the Soviet Union. He comes, too. It was one thing to impose West, including to the United King-
was candid about America’s priorities, “structural adjustment” on the states dom, where their presence engendered
saying, “What is involved is changing of the former Eastern Bloc, quite an- a xenophobic reaction that was one of
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the proximate causes, in 2016, of Brexit. ject, the most sympathetic. Short dis- corrupt. He sees Putin’s well-docu-
The reforms did not merely cause misses for lack of evidence many of mented ties to criminal organizations
financial pain. They led to a loss in so- the conspiracy theories that have at- in the city as the cost of doing busi-
cial status, to a loss of hope. These ex- tached to Putin over the years: he de- ness. And he notes that, although most
periences were not well captured by picts him as a fairly impressive but also foreign diplomats who interacted with
economic statistics. The worst years typical product of a patriotic working- Putin during this time (among other
for Russians were the ones between class Soviet family of the nineteen- things, he was in charge of foreign
1988 and 1998; after that, the ruble was fifties. Young Putin was an indifferent economic ties at the Mayor’s office)
devalued, exports began to rise, oil student and an enthusiastic street got a sense of his competence and so-
prices went up, and, despite enormous brawler rescued from a wayward life briety, they did notice that he had a
theft at the top, the dividends trick- by a passion for judo and, eventually, weak spot: when it came to the relin-
led down to the rest of society. But the a fascination with the secret services; quished empire—which meant, for St.
aftereffects of that decade of pain were he was recruited by the K.G.B. in his Petersburg, complicated travel and
considerable. Life expectancy had last year of college after attempting to trade arrangements with nearby Es-
dropped by five years; there was severe join while still a teen-ager. Short does tonia—Putin would lose his temper
social dislocation. At the end of it, not exaggerate Putin’s standing within and start speechifying. He considered
many people were prepared to sup- the K.G.B. He was a middling officer it “ridiculous,” the German consul re-
port, and some people even to love, a with a short fuse and was dispatched called, that Estonia had established an
colorless but energetic former K.G.B. in 1985 to East Germany, by spy stan- independent state.
agent named Vladimir Putin. dards a backwater. But from there he His rise to the Presidency was in
got a clear view of how it looked when many ways accidental—in four years
here have always been two views Soviet power collapsed, and he did not he went from unemployed former of-
T of Putin: in one, he is a pragmatic
statesman, doing what he can for Rus-
like what he saw.
Putin returned to Leningrad in 1990.
ficial (after Sobchak lost his reëlec-
tion campaign, in 1996) to the coun-
sia under difficult circumstances; in As Russia, under the rule of the Mon- try’s highest office—but it was not
the other, he is an ideologue, bent on gol khans, missed the European Re- without its logic. Putin found him-
restoring something like the Soviet naissance, so, too, had Putin missed self in the right place at the right time
empire to its 1945 borders. Would a the romantic period of perestroika. By over and over, and he impressed the
different Russian leader have behaved the time he came back, all was in ruins. right people with his diligence and
differently, under the circumstances? Short is almost certain that Putin was his loyalty. If some of his supporters,
It’s an unanswerable question, though assigned by the K.G.B. to infiltrate such as the oligarch Boris Berezovsky,
one worth asking. the “democratic” movement; if that’s whom Putin hounded into exile and
Philip Short’s “Putin” (Holt), pub- true, he did so with great success, be- eventually into an early grave, were
lished last summer, is one place to start. coming in a few years the deputy mayor disappointed by their man, others
It is the most comprehensive English- to Anatoly Sobchak, one of the heroes got exactly what they wanted, and
language biography to date of the Rus- of the perestroika era. Short depicts much more.
sian leader. It is also, in its attempt to St. Petersburg Putin as a serious, hard- For many Russians, Boris Yeltsin’s
understand the perspective of its sub- working official, and only moderately abdication in favor of a former K.G.B.
lieutenant colonel represented the end
of their experiment in democracy and
tentative rapprochement with the West.
For others, it had ended sooner, in the
shelling of the Supreme Soviet and
among the mountains of Chechnya.
Yet others believed that, even a decade
into the Putin regime, democracy could
still be revived. Two things can be true
simultaneously: one, that Putin was
well within the mainstream of Rus-
sian politics—that any Russian leader
would have been faced with his coun-
try’s unenviable geopolitical position
between a dynamic Europe and a ris-
ing China and recognized that state
capacity did have to be rebuilt after
the collapse of the previous decade and
a half. But, also, two, that Putin was
always quick to solve problems through
“Stop reading the article and get back to the cartoon!” the deployment of violence, and that
as time went on he became bolder and
more aggressive, and took steps that
others in his circle would likely have BRIEFLY NOTED
shied away from.
Short argues convincingly that Putin Be Mine, by Richard Ford (Ecco). The fifth, and reputedly the
came into the office ready to work with last, of Ford’s books about the character Frank Bascombe,
the West. He had a tense first meet- this novel finds Frank now in his seventies and confronting
ing with Bill Clinton (“We’re going to his son Paul’s devastating illness. After Paul, who has A.L.S.
miss ol’ Boris,” Clinton remarked to (or “Al’s,” as he jokingly refers to it), participates in an exper-
Strobe Talbott, his Deputy Secretary imental protocol at the Mayo Clinic, Frank picks him up in
of State), but then a much warmer a rented R.V. and they set out for Mt. Rushmore. A melan-
summit with George W. Bush in which choly but banter-filled road trip ensues, in which they sur-
Bush claimed to look into Putin’s eyes vey a swath of Middle America—kitsch stops along the way
and see his soul. A few months later, include the World’s Only Corn Palace, where everything is
Putin was the first world leader to call made of corn—and meet various vividly drawn characters.
Bush in the aftermath of the Septem- The startling and poignant conclusion unites father and son
ber 11th attacks. He actively supported through love and grief as they learn to “give life its full due.”
the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan and
didn’t complain too much, at first, about August Blue, by Deborah Levy (Farrar, Straus & Giroux). This
NATO expansion: most of the Visegrád meditative novel starts at a flea market in Athens, where a pi-
states had joined in 1999, under Clin- anist named Elsa, who recently interrupted her career after a
ton, and the Baltic states were up next. disastrous concert, catches sight of a woman who seems to be
But from the high-water mark of 2001 her double. She keeps seeing her as she travels around Europe,
the relationship with Putin continu- teaching young students and reuniting with musicians from
ously declined. The Russian leader did her past. In Sardinia, she visits her gregarious, domineering
not enjoy the Bush Administration’s teacher, who adopted her as a child. Now dying, he urges her
“Freedom Agenda,” whether it took to find her birth parents. As the novel quickens to a climac-
the form of the full-scale invasion of tic encounter between Elsa and her doppelgänger, it becomes
Iraq or the much milder cheerleading a rumination on identity, desire, and the passage from self-
for the “color revolutions” in Georgia effacement to self-discovery.
and Ukraine. (In this case, the U.S. did,
symbolically, jump up and down on V Is for Victory, by Craig Nelson (Scribner). On becoming
the Berlin Wall.) Putin was deeply dis- President, in 1933, Franklin D. Roosevelt faced two daunting
appointed by Western criticisms of his tasks: to pull the country out of the Depression and, in the
continuing war against Chechen sep- face of Nazism’s rise, to overcome U.S. isolationism. Such was
aratism. To Putin, it looked like the his success, this paean to F.D.R. contends, “that, if any one
same war on terror that the West was human being is responsible for winning World War II, it is
waging, “gloves off ”; to the West, it FDR.” Nelson focusses on the ways in which New Deal eco-
looked like human-rights violations nomics and a nascent war effort went hand in hand, as with
and war crimes. Having supported the the bond-sales programs that financed the “arsenal of democ-
U.S. invasion of Afghanistan, Putin racy” policy, and shows us Roosevelt wrangling generals and
was furious when the U.S. and the U.K. manufacturers alike. He sees America’s “industrial genius”—
refused to extradite Chechen leaders. factories producing everyday items were enlisted to make ar-
Is there a counter-history in which maments—as central to the defeat of fascism, arguing that
Putin’s Russia and the U.S. merrily American workers were war heroes, too.
prosecuted the war on terror together—
threw bags over people’s heads, knocked Easily Slip Into Another World, by Henry Threadgill and Brent
down doors in the middle of the night, Hayes Edwards (Knopf ). “I go back in my memory and I
and zapped people from the skies, to- don’t see: I hear,” Threadgill, a Pulitzer Prize-winning jazz
gether? Certainly there would have musician and composer, writes in this autobiography. As a
been plenty of room for C.I.A. black child, he taught himself to play his mother’s piano, then
sites in Russia. It’s not exactly a cheer- learned the clarinet, the flute, and the saxophone (his main
ing prospect, and in any case there instrument). Threadgill is an engaging narrator, touching on
was no room for an equal partner in racism in the Chicago of his youth, his military service in
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney’s Vietnam—one band performance is interrupted by a Viet-
global crusade. By 2004, Putin was cong raid—and his compositional process. The book’s title
darkly accusing the West of collabo- refers to a state of mind in which he is able to resist the “mess”
rating with Chechen terrorists. He of conformity and produce an utterance of his own. “Your
started talking more and more about neurosis and your dream,” he writes, “they go hand in hand.”
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the threat posed by NATO expansion. ican diplomat and Russia expert Wil- the death of Russian soldiers, to spend
In 2007, during a speech at the Mu- liam Hill published a book about the more and more on defense, both here
nich Security Conference, he all but decline of the U.S.-Russia relationship and in Europe, and to create the at-
declared his secession from the West. in the post-Cold War period: he called mosphere and conditions of a second
Putin was lucky. Oil prices rose and it “No Place for Russia.” There was no Cold War, because we failed to fig-
Russia grew richer. Moscow, in its place for Russia in the E.U., because ure out how to secure the peace after
restaurants and cafés, increasingly came it was too big; there was no place for the last one.
to resemble a European capital. But Russia in NATO, because NATO was an The development of Russia in the
looks were deceiving. In fact, Russia anti-Russian alliance. Meanwhile, the post-Cold War period was not the re-
was rearming, and growing ever more organizations in which Russia had an sult of a Western plot or Western ac-
resentful, and plotting vengeance: it equal voice—most notably, the U.N. tions. Russian officials chose, within a
was sliding into the abyss. and the Organization for Security and narrow range of options, how to be-
Still, even now, as the full-scale war Co-operation in Europe—were in- have, and they could have chosen dif-
in Ukraine continues into its second creasingly sidelined. The stronger and ferently. The Russian invasion of
year, one can point to moments when more active NATO became, the weaker Ukraine, in February, 2022, was no more
things might have turned out differ- Russia was. There was no getting inevitable or foreordained than the
ently. The years when the longtime around this. U.S. invasion of Iraq, in 2003. Still, it’s
Putin associate Dmitry Medvedev American power during this period worth asking what other course we
served as President showed a less com- was so great, and Russian power so di- might have followed.
bative Russia to the world. Despite minished, that to the Russians every- Sarotte, in her book on NATO, ar-
continuing many of Putin’s policies— thing the U.S. did seemed like a prov- gues that a slower pace of expansion
among other things, it was Medvedev ocation. Some of our actions were might have caused less damage to Rus-
who prosecuted the war with Georgia evidently selfish and malevolent; oth- sian internal politics; in time, with less
in August of 2008—Medvedev created ers were well-meaning but ineffectual. pressure from an expanding West, Rus-
a more liberal atmosphere in public And sometimes American policymak- sia might have come around. Ther sug-
life; with prodding from the Obama ers were simply faced with impossible gests that, in place of Western trium-
Administration, coöperation on the choices. These tended to arise on the phalism and complacency, a more
U.S. war in Afghanistan started again. periphery of Russian’s old empire, in serious reckoning with the revolution-
Another Russia was possible, maybe, the countries that formed the new fault ary ideals of 1989—a striving for de-
and Putin, as Prime Minister, seemed line between Russia and the West: mocracy and freedom of the sort that
content to remain in the background. what the political scientists Timothy was utopian even by Western stan-
But he was never far away. There is Colton and Samuel Charap have called dards—could have led to a different
some evidence that his decision to re- the “in-betweens”—Armenia, Azer- result. In Zubok’s book on the demise
turn to the Presidency was spurred less baijan, Belarus, Georgia, Moldova, and, of the Soviet Union, the top Ameri-
by anything Medvedev did on the do- especially, Ukraine. can officials—Scowcroft, Baker, and
mestic front than by his behavior In the winter of 2004-05, Putin Bush—are depicted as thoughtful and
during the early stages of the Libyan watched helplessly as thousands of sympathetic but also, in the end, keep-
civil war, in 2011. The U.S. co-spon- protesters in Kyiv demanded and won ing their cards, and their cash, too close
sored a U.N. resolution to help pro- a new vote after large-scale fraud had to their vests. Everyone in the former
tect rebel forces from Muammar Qad- seemed to give Viktor Yanukovych the Soviet bloc looked to America for guid-
dafi’s Army; ordinarily, this was the Presidential victory in Ukraine. Yanu- ance and inspiration. Never had the
sort of thing Russia vetoed. But Med- kovych managed to mount a success- prestige of the United States been
vedev ordered his foreign ministry to ful Presidential bid in the next elec- higher in that part of the world. We
abstain. When Putin disagreed pub- tion cycle, but in 2014 vast protests had an astonishing amount of moral
licly, Medvedev reprimanded him. Ac- over his refusal to sign an association capital. What did we do with it?
cording to Short, this was “political agreement with the E.U. once again Ultimately, the West chose the
suicide.” In the wake of the NATO-led chased him from power. That same West. We extended our writ where we
intervention, Qaddafi—who had pre- week, Russian soldiers in unmarked could, and dug in where we had to.
viously acceded to America’s security uniforms appeared in Crimea. The in- This meant, among other things, keep-
requests and had provided assistance vasion of Ukraine had begun. ing the structures we already had in
for its global war on terror—was cap- place and expanding them, as opposed
tured and then murdered by rebel y the logic of co-transformation, to inventing new ones. Back in 1990,
forces, who f ilmed the killing and
posted the video online. Putin suppos-
B we urged brutal free-market pol-
icies on Eastern Europe, and then im-
three months after the “not one inch”
meeting, Gorbachev had waxed lyri-
edly watched it multiple times. In any posed them on ourselves. Having par- cal to Baker about a new pan-Euro-
case, a few months after NATO bombed ticipated in the creation of the Russian pean security arrangement. The Amer-
Tripoli, he announced that he would monster, we are now forced to be- ican Secretary of State’s response was
be returning to the Presidency. come monsters to battle it, to manu- polite, but firm: “It is an excellent
Five years ago, the longtime Amer- facture and sell more weapons, to cheer dream, but only a dream.” 
64 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
ited range Americans are so fond of
BOOKS calling Chekhovian. Is every new story
here one for the ages? With a book

MORTAL COIL
this generous from a writer this gifted,
we would be vulgar to ask.”
Let us be a little vulgar. Let us stand
Loving and letting go in Lorrie Moore’s new novel. on the shore and wave at you, Lorrie
Moore. Let us talk extravagantly of
BY PARUL SEHGAL your artistic growth or lack thereof;
let us shoehorn in biography. Why
else have you given us these naggingly
suggestive patterns? Why else is your
new novel, “I Am Homeless if This
Is Not My Home” (Knopf ), wallpa-
pered with codes and clues? Barring
these enticements, it’s enough to quote
that novel: “There is no disenthralling
a determined creature!” (The creature
in question is a sow intent on rooting
up buried bodies to consume, but let us
not look too closely at the metaphor.)
Moore made her name with catchy,
charismatic short stories that she began
publishing in her twenties—“the fem-
inine emergencies,” she called them.
They were collected in “Self-Help”
(1985), and given ironic how-to titles:
“How to Become a Writer,” “How to
Be an Other Woman.” Praise for her
work came laced with skepticism—
could this funny, punny, puckery tone
evolve into anything more substan-
tive? The response, in three ensuing
volumes of stories, was so unequivo-
cal that it made a mockery of the ques-
tion. The wisecracking heroines now
reported from Hell. Almost all the sto-
ries in Moore’s influential “Birds of
America” (1998) feature a sick, suffer-
ing, or dead child. The title refers neatly
s it possible to critic-proof a work Wave at the boat.” Her clearest coun- both to her characters—those awk-
I of art? To angle it just out of the
reach of our blundering hands? To ren-
termove can be seen in her decision
to arrange the contents of her “Col-
ward, flapping folk intent on escape,
crashing into walls instead—and to
der it opaque enough to resist inter- lected Stories” (2020) alphabetically the Audubon monograph mentioned
pretation, or maybe just to obscure our rather than chronologically; as she ex- in one story. Before Audubon painted
view with a shroud of baffling public plained, she wanted to avoid a “linear his birds, Moore reminds us, he shot
utterances? Lorrie Moore has tried sequence that would tempt biograph- them. In her most recent collection,
each of these moves. In the course of ical and ‘artistic growth’ pronounce- “Bark” (2014), the aperture widened
a long and celebrated career, she has ments.” She offers her own decorous, still further; there is mention of 9/11,
maintained a cagey relationship with deeply accommodating approach as of Abu Ghraib, even though the voice
criticism, complicated by the fact that an alternative model. Reviewing a vol- never altered, never needed to, the pun-
she herself is a frequent and accom- ume of Ann Beattie’s stories, she writes, ning and joking acquiring a harsh dig-
plished practitioner. A collection of “Do the characters sometimes seem nity. “If you’re suicidal,” a woman says,
her reviews, “See What Can Be Done” similar from story to story? The same “and you don’t actually kill yourself, you
(2018), begins with a line from the jazz can be said of every short-story writer become known as ‘wry.’ ”
musician Ben Sidran: “Critics! Can’t who ever lived. Does the imaginative For Moore, as with so many dis-
even float. They just stand on shore. range seem limited? It is the same lim- tinguished short-story writers—Lydia
Davis, John Cheever, Donald Bar-
“I Am Homeless if This Is Not My Home” is wallpapered with codes and clues. thelme—the novels have been the
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B-sides. They have sometimes invited a self-mockery, invoked Stephen Sond- tacks on a terrible joke. The gentleman
Goldilocks-style grousing from critics. heim’s line that excessive bird imagery lodger (“dapper as a finch”) tries to en-
“Anagrams” (1986), her first, in which is a sign of a second-rate poet. Whether tice Libby onto the stage: “Why, Miss
a pair of characters change their iden- woman or flamingo, Moore’s charac- Libby, an Elizabeth should learn Eliz-
tities with each chapter: too exper- ters sound identical; perhaps the most abethan.” It is a warm, knowing wel-
imental. “Who Will Run the Frog revered and reviled feature of her work come, with Moore Moorishly adorn-
Hospital?” (1994), which describes is that consistent and unmistakable ing the scene with her little puns,
one summer in a friendship between voice. The people in her stories mis- adding a hawk wing to a man’s hat,
two teen-age girls: piercing, but slight. hear and misunderstand one another, lighting our beady narrator just so. “I
“A Gate at the Stairs” (2009), which indulge in compulsive wordplay and am personally unreconciled to just
mushrooms with subplots featuring about everything,” Libby says. We are
the war on terror, interracial adop- clued in to the lodger’s identity (the
tion, Muslim terrorists going incog- actor family, the secessionist loyalties).
nito in the Midwest: too much. (What He is a notorious assassin, of course,
verdict awaits the diaphanous ghost taking cover.
story that is “I Am Homeless if This The frame shifts: we are in the
Is Not My Home,” with its curious, Bronx, in 2016. Finn, a teacher, sits at
unravelling structure? Too odd, I sus- the bedside of his hospice-ridden
pect.) The novels may lack the punch brother, but he is distracted. He’s con-
of the stories, but, if we put the work sumed with thoughts of his suicidal
in the chronological order that Moore defiant corniness. (“So, you’re a secre- ex-girlfriend, Lily, a woman with chaos
deplores, it’s not growth we observe tary?” Squirm and quip: “More like a running through her veins, who left
but rotation, reshuff ling, a kaleido- sedentary.”) Her way of recostuming him, long ago, for another man. “It’s
scopic movement of elements—teach- characters—ripping a wig off one and an extra room in the house of her head,”
ers, opera, Brahms, New Yorkers exiled putting it on another, switching up Finn thinks. “It’s like a spider inside
to the Midwest, sick children—clicking their lines—recalls one of the rare ac- of her telling her from its corner to
into different arrangements. The men counts she has offered of her child- burn down the whole thing.” Lily works
are dopey and destructive; the women hood. “I detached things: the charms as a clown—this is Lorrie Moore, after
clever and thwarted, with all the good from bracelets, the bows from dresses,” all—and once tried to strangle herself
lines and the truly depressing fates. she once wrote. “This was a time—the with the laces of her clown shoes. As
They occasionally rouse themselves to early 60s, an outpost, really, of the 50s— Finn sits with his brother, he learns
a nice clean act of violence, but more when little girls’ dresses had lots of that Lily has, at last, succeeded. Or has
often they shamble and smoke and gaze decorations: badly stitched appliqué, she? For here she is, wandering a grave-
at themselves in the mirror with grave or little plastic berries, lace f lowers, yard, a little wobbly, dirt ringing her
disappointment: “I used to be able to satin bows. I liked to remove them and mouth, not deeply dead but, she says,
get better-looking than this.” Images would often then reattach them—on “death-adjacent.” She asks to be taken
recur (wild animals tumbling through a sleeve or a mitten. I liked to recon- to a body farm in Tennessee and used
chimneys, rotting in the walls); so do textualize even then.” for forensic research. Finn agrees—
certain jokes. how could he not? Her face is “still
And, of course: the birds. Not since he prop table having been assem- possessed of her particular radiant tur-
Hitchcock had Norman Bates eye up
Marion Crane (Crane!) in a motel room
T bled, the new novel begins. The
voice that greets us is a shock. It is a
bulence,” he finds, with an ache. “You
had to stick around for the show.”
full of taxidermied crows and owls, nineteenth-century voice, a woman— Thus begins the first of two road
while telling her that he likes to “stuff Libby, the proprietress of a rooming trips featuring a corpse; it is this one,
birds”—a rare triple entendre (remem- house—writing to her dead sister: “The though, that is the engine of the novel.
ber Mother next door)—has anyone moon has roved away in the sky and I Never mind Libby, never mind the
so exulted in avian symbolism. Moore’s don’t even know what the pleiades are dear brother who’s in hospice, let him
characters experience their emotions but at last I can sit alone in the dark languish. The novel exists for Finn and
and their body parts as birds; they turn by this lamp, my truest self, day’s end Lily, for this journey—they bicker, have
into birds themselves. In “Willing,” a toasted to the perfect moment and sex, square accounts—and specifically
story from 1990, a woman named Sidra speak to you.” She describes a recent for Moore’s lavish descriptions of the
tunes out the drone of her dopey, de- arrival with wary amusement: “a gen- degradation of Lily’s body. Her decay
structive boyfriend: “She was already tleman lodger who is keen to relieve sets the clock running, just as Addie
turning into something else, a bird—a me of my spinsterhood.” Alas, she says, Bundren’s body set the pace of “As I
flamingo, a hawk, a flamingo-hawk— “I have a vague affection for him, which Lay Dying.” Lily must be deposited
and was flying up and away, toward is not usable enough for marriage.” The at the farm before it becomes too ap-
the filmy pane of the window, then voice grows familiar; a small flock of parent that she is a corpse (this re-
back again, circling, meanly, with a bird references fly through the second quires some sleight of hand at a road-
squint.” Moore herself has, with sly page; and, for good measure, Moore side inn) or before she dies completely
66 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
and attracts the buzzards that wheel her scalp. So began an odd season in
overhead. Slapstick inevitably ensues, my reading life, of absent-mindedness
but most of the telling unfurls in a and missed subway stops, while I felt
language of ravishment and wonder. that the novel was disintegrating in
Even as Lily’s mouth begins to reek, my hands. It got all over everything.
Finn cannot kiss her enough. He bathes I am still pulling strands of it out of
her with infinite tenderness: “She was my pockets. One might say of Lor-
now sheer as the rice wrap on a spring rie Moore what she said of Updike—
roll, the bean sprouts and chopped that she is our greatest writer without
purple cabbage visible inside her.” Can a great novel—but how tinny “great-
he not keep death at bay, can he not ness” can feel when caught in the in-
keep her a little while longer? Her habiting, staining, possessing power of
torso starts to swell, she attracts blow- a work of such determined strange-
f lies, she is gorgeous. He loves her ness and pain. An almost violent kind
every incarnation. of achievement: a writer knifing for-
We recognize shades of the Or- ward, slicing open a new terrain—slic-
pheus myth, catch the passing refer- ing open conventional notions and ob-
ences to Faulkner, but “I Am Home- ligations of narrative itself.
less if This Is Not My Home” feels For all her preoccupation with lan-
most pointed in its response to an old guage, Moore’s deeper interest has al-
question in Moore’s own work. One ways been with structure, or, rather,
of the epigraphs for “Anagrams” comes with its limitations; you sense her im-
from “The Wizard of Oz”: “There’s patience to break it open, to take in-
nothing in that black bag for me”— spiration for the shape of a story from
Dorothy fretting that her hope of re- music or sculpture. Repeatedly, she has
turning home will prove unavailing. bucked the imperative to line up events
Moore’s characters have always felt in order to “impose a sequence,” espe-
homeless, wandering the world in a cially when the tales she wants to tell
kind of extraterrestrial confusion, alien are nonlinear and Cubist, as in “Ana-
even in their bodies, often chased out grams.” In her 1997 story “People Like
of their houses, with raccoons tum- That Are the Only People Here,” set
bling down the chimneys, noxious in a pediatric-oncology ward, a radiol-
fumes rising up from the drains. We ogist at an ultrasound machine “freezes
can wonder what kinds of home birds one of the many swirls of oceanic gray,
have, anyway—“The mange-hollowed and clicks repeatedly, a single moment
hawks, the lordless hens, the dumb within the long, cavernous weather map
clucks will live punishing, unblessed that is the Baby’s insides.” Moore does
lives, winging it north, south, here, the same: states of being, she reminds
there, searching for a place of rest,” a us, slip the frame of the story, as with
character ref lects in the 1998 story those “liquid” days of childhood that
“Lucky Ducks.” Finn never could bar have no narrative, being “just a space
the beckoning suicide room in Lily’s with some people in it.”
mind; he never could persuade her to It’s the very liberty she has tried
recognize the world as her home, but to secure for herself as an artist, to
a love that outlasts death—this could forestall interpretations of her work
be the place to stay. “I know you have that clip her stories tidily along a
never been able to find a through line critical clothesline. In the death-
through the indifference of the uni- defying “I Am Homeless if This Is
verse,” he tells her. “But I can be a stay Not My Home,” she assembles her
against that. I am not a part of the in- puns and her false mustaches, read-
difference.” Her body rots and blurs; ies her troupe, and finds a way to re-
he holds her skin together. write the most inexorably linear story
of all. Moore’s “radiant turbulence”

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nd then, just like Lily, the novel will always beckon. You have to stick
A itself begins to come apart. As the
pages turn, the story does not build
around for the show. 

or cohere. It degrades. Subplots and Raised Eyebrows Dept.


subsidiary characters fall away, like From the San Francisco Chronicle.
Lily’s hair from the loosening skin of Breast Augmentation: $5500 Flat Rate
fashion, with a diminuendo to nothing.
MUSICAL EVENTS Sciarrino loves sounds that emerge and
fade like breaths or breezes. You often

SONIC SIGNATURES
find yourself in a sparsely but exotically
populated natural environment, full of
rustlings, rumblings, twitterings, quick
The unique sound worlds of Salvatore Sciarrino and Kaija Saariaho. cries. Your ears have to adjust to the
acoustical reduction: you are groping
BY ALEX ROSS around a darkened room.
After a time, you are likely to be star­
tled, even frightened. As much as Sci­
arrino is associated with quietude—he
is, in some ways, the Italian counterpart
to Morton Feldman, the godfather of
modernist pianissimo—he routinely
administers sonic shocks, which are all
the more unsettling for occurring amid
a general hush. At the end of the Pro­
logue of “Venere,” the full orchestra
bursts in with a brief, raw instrumental
frenzy, as if a breeze had gathered into
a destructive gust. In the orchestral score
“I fuochi oltre la ragione” (“The Fires
Beyond Reason”), from 1997, a pistol
goes off nineteen minutes in; in the
Banquo scene in his 2002 adaptation of
“Macbeth,” grinding orchestral parox­
ysms alternate with quotations from
Mozart and Verdi. It’s this combination
of fragility and chaos that gives Sciar­
rino’s works a singular profile. They re­
semble meditative exercises that have
been infiltrated by anarchist elements.
For an ostensible avant­gardist, Sci­
arrino has a deep fondness for the mu­
sical and literary past. The story of his
latest opera—that of Venus’s love for
the beautiful Adonis, of the boy’s death
at the hands of a boar, of his rebirth as
a flower—is the kind of mythological
he Italian composer Salvatore Sci­ ized activity, but his exquisite touch, his melodrama that thrived in the Renais­
T arrino, whose austerely sensuous
opera “Venere e Adone” had its pre­
lepidopterist’s regard for the slightest
fluttering sound, set him apart from
sance and Baroque periods and then
passed from fashion in the Romantic
mière on May 28th, at Staatsoper Ham­ his thunderous avant­garde colleagues. era. Sciarrino, however, has long been
burg, has long possessed his own in­ Five decades on, he remains a musical drawn to ancient milieus: his first opera,
violable sonic world. Born in Palermo, loner, tending his own strange garden. from 1973, was “Amore e Psiche,” based
Sicily, in 1947, he is largely self­taught “Venere e Adone,” or “Venus and on Apuleius. He has also treated me­
as a composer and at the age of fifteen Adonis,” begins, like many Sciarrino dieval and Renaissance themes, from
was already winning notice at Italian works, at the edge of silence. A ghostly Dante’s Paradise to the real­life crimes
new­music festivals. One of his earliest note gleams and fades on the clarinet; of the Neapolitan composer­murderer
published scores, the Sonata for Two violin strings are plucked woodenly at Carlo Gesualdo. Contemporary set­
Pianos, from 1966, begins with softly the bridge; a bass drum thrums; and tings are not lacking: in the opera “Su­
sweeping gestures across the white keys, the violas play an ethereal squiggle of a perf lumina” (2010), a woman is ma­
like the rapid strokes of a superfine brush. melody. The initial dynamics are pia­ rooned at a train station. Even that tale,
In keeping with the hectic spirit of the nissimo or pianississimo—as quiet as though, has the timelessness of a mod­
nineteen­sixties, Sciarrino dissolved possible or quieter than that. The clar­ ern Dante scene.
conventional classical forms into atom­ inet note is marked, in characteristic The primary source for the “Venere
e Adone” libretto, which Sciarrino wrote
Sciarrino loves sounds that emerge and fade like breaths or breezes. in collaboration with the novelist Fabio
68 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 ILLUSTRATION BY JAMES LEE CHIAHAN
Your Anniversary
Casadei Turroni, is Giambattista Marino’s showed a sure grasp of Sciarrino’s tech- Immortalized
“L’Adone,” a vast, voluptuous Baroque niques, even if he sometimes seemed to in Roman Numerals

poem that was first published in 1623. press the tempo too hard. I could imag-
Marino’s treatment of the story gives ine a staging that is more dreamlike in .646.6466
unusual prominence to the boar, who, pace, more alluring in look, a shade darker
in this telling, is as smitten with Adonis’s and sexier. Giambattista Marino was,
beauty as Venus is. Something similar after all, a friend of Caravaggio, who
happens in Shakespeare’s “Venus and painted him with wary, piercing eyes.
Adonis,” but Marino’s version is nota-
ble for its scandalous detail: when the ou know that you are listening to a
boar, aroused by the sight of Adonis’s Y work by Sciarrino after hearing just
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upper thigh, leans in for a kiss, he inad- a few bars: his signature is as clear as
vertently gores the boy with his tusk. Schubert’s or Debussy’s. The same can learning.
Turroni and Sciarrino make the boar— be said of the Finnish composer Kaija
here called Il Mostro, or the Monster— Saariaho, who, to the acute dismay of Retirement living in proximity to
not only the protagonist of the piece but the musical world, died on June 2nd, at Oberlin College, Conservatory of
its most sympathetic figure. He wishes the age of seventy. In 2021, not long be- Music and the Allen Art Museum.
simply to be left alone; it is Adonis who fore the première of her fifth and great-
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The murmuring music we hear at the on her head. An intensely private per-
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Small space has big rewards.
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moving, scurrying mode. A chorus sup- with natural activity. But, in contrast to
plies commentary, usually in halting Sciarrino’s sparseness and dryness, Saa-
unison chants that are another hallmark riaho unleashed radically beautiful floods
of Sciarrino’s mature manner. Also typ- of tone. I remember my first encounter,
ical is the conspicuous role given to the in 1993, with her early orchestral master-
flute, for which the composer has fur- piece “Du Cristal,” which begins with a
nished reams of technically imaginative mountainous eight-note chord spread
music. An isolated four-note flute phrase across many octaves, the notes C, D, and
in the Prologue signals Il Mostro’s emer- G-flat shining in the brass like a snow-
gent consciousness (“I hear all,” he says). cap lit by the sun. At the close of the
Later, as Adonis sets off on the hunt, twentieth century, Saariaho revealed how
two flutes and a piccolo evoke his fatal much elemental drama remains in the
insouciance, issuing birdlike high har- realm of harmony: dissonance becomes
monics and an Aeolian whistling that a molten mass from which new tonali-
is produced by blowing directly into the ties are forged. That same organic maj-
instrument. At the end, when Il Mos- esty elevates her first opera, “L’Amour
tro bemoans the bloody mess he has de Loin,” which arrived at the Met in
made, a cello laments in tandem, with 2016 and helped usher in a new age for
downward-dying phrases that have sig- contemporary fare at the house.
nified sadness for thousands of years. This pioneering female composer re-
The American bass-baritone Evan sisted being singled out on the basis of
Hughes led the cast with a gruffly soul- her gender, because she felt that there
ful portrayal of Il Mostro. Layla Claire was something diminishing in being
was a pure-voiced, resonant Venus, Ran- described as the first woman to do this
dall Scotting a vocally and physically or that. Nonetheless, she changed the
muscular Adonis. Georges Delnon, the course of music history with her unas-
director, brought to bear a distinctive suming, incontestable march to great-
aesthetic, mounting quirky high-fashion ness. To her should go the final word:
tableaux in minimalist spaces, but he “If I had a religion, it would be music,
glossed over the score’s mythological because I find it to be so rich, so uni-
mysteries. Kent Nagano, in the pit, versal, so profound.” 
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A limo’s on its way to pick them up
THE THEATRE and take them to the party, a slightly
kooky and more than a little corny

DANCE OF DEATH
sendup of the semi-marital rituals that
surround the senior prom.
The guy whose body was brief ly
“The Comeuppance,” by Branden Jacobs-Jenkins. inhabited by Death at the beginning
of the play is Emilio (Caleb Eber-
BY VINSON CUNNINGHAM hardt). He’s an artist of growing re-
nown, “based” in Berlin but visiting
his home town in the D.C.-adjacent
precincts of Maryland—not only for
the reunion but also to participate in
an unspecified biennial in New York.
It’s tempting to deduce that we’re
talking about the famous one, at the
Whitney, and that Emilio’s “sound art”
will appear in the follow-up to the so-
called “Tear-Gas Biennial” of 2019.
That year’s exhibition weathered pro-
tests by scores of artists against one of
the Whitney’s vice-chairmen, War-
ren B. Kanders, whose company, Safari-
land, has manufactured armor and
weapons—including tear gas—for po-
lice and military forces.
Emilio and his friends, rapidly ap-
proaching middle age, are uncomfort-
ably subject to the swift, strong cur-
rents of history, despite the force of
their individual exertions. Here are a
handful of Emilio’s disappointments:
the world has ground to a halt because
of Covid; he knows his friends much
less well than he thought he did; and
a previously more or less uncontrover-
sial route to the sheen of artistic suc-
Reunited high-school friends are uncomfortably subject to the currents of history. cess now seems somewhat sullied by
current events. Anyway, Emilio appears
he Comeuppance,” Branden Ja- not recognize me. People have a ten- less than enthused about the biennial,
“ T cobs-Jenkins’s unsettlingly up- dency to meet me once and try hard whichever one it is, but he’s tickled in
to-the-moment new play (at Signature to forget it ever happened, though that a cynical way by the limo thing. “Isn’t
Theatre’s Pershing Square Signature never works, not for very long.” the point of this dumb event reliving
Center), begins with the shadow- That mismatch, between meek sub- high school for the night?” he argues,
swathed figure of a young man on an urban setting and high-flown transcen- in favor of the limo. “I think people
unremarkable porch. An American flag dent stakes, is the substance of Jacobs- will think it’s funny. Maybe it is a lit-
hangs in a perfunctory way from the Jenkins’s two-stranded rope of a play. tle conceptual.”
side of the house, picking up no air. In On the one hand, “The Comeuppance” The porch and the house, where the
the course of the play, the flag comes is a mostly realistic portrayal of four pre-reunion is taking place, belong to
to seem less like a patriotic statement high-school friends—some closer than Ursula (Brittany Bradford), who has
than like a gesture meant to ward off others—who have gathered to “pre- borne the brunt of passing time in more
neighborly suspicion, aimed at fitting game” their twenty-year high-school obvious ways than her classmates. Her
in without a fuss. When the man be- reunion. Like the rest of us, they’ve all grandmother—as close as a mother—
gins to speak, it’s not as a human being recently been through a stubbornly has recently died, and, as a result of di-
but as humanity’s great and usually un- nonfictional period of plague and iso- abetes, she has gone blind in one eye.
speaking enemy: Death. lation; grown too familiar with Zoom She moves gingerly around the porch
“Hello there,” he says with an al- and other facilitators of falsely intimate and worries about her friends moving
most sheepish charisma. “You and I, distance; and come out on the other things around in her house. She needs
we have met before, though you may side covertly but undeniably deranged. to depend on things staying where
70 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 ILLUSTRATION BY TRACY CHAHWAN
they are; but, of course, stuff ’s always of someone who’s started to ramble You might consider some of these
moving—a bump here, a slide there— or become too much of a downer. But desperate disclosures unrealistic until
just like time. Bradford, always a tid- their gentle razzing is undercut by their you think of the effects of too much
ally influential performer, plays Ursula flagrant unreadiness—who among us strong “jungle juice” and weed, and of
with a quiet weight that rivals even the is ever ready?—for their historical sit- the unburdening presence of close long-
presence of the Reaper himself. Death uation. They’ve lived through 9/11, end- time friends. Eric Ting, the director,
keeps speaking in revealing monologues less wars, a financial crisis, and now a has choreographed their intimacies in-
throughout the play, taking turns in- plague; they never reached or earned tricately, and with loving attention to
habiting each actor, and thereby cre- the bright future that people of this gen- the unspoken histories behind their
ating a sort of prism. Each host exposes eration were trained to expect. (This interactions. That lovingness matches,
a new aspect of his quiet activity. play bothers me a bit, I’ll admit, be- in a weird way, the tone of Death’s
Caitlin (Susannah Flood) has mar- cause everybody in it seems to be ex- monologues, which, despite a constant
ried a much older man, a police offi- actly my age.) Catskills-esque patter of dark jokes
cer who is getting sucked into the At one point, Death gives his—and about the daily vagaries and indigni-
churn of right-wing conspiracy theo- the play’s—game away. “Are you famil- ties of his work, often sound like a
ries. Kristina (Shannon Tyo) is a doc- iar with this notion of the danse ma­ companionate essay by Jacobs-Jenkins.
tor with “so many . . . fucking kids”; cabre?” he asks suggestively. And, yes, It’s a way of entering his own play, ad-
in the course of the lockdowns, she there’s more than a hint of Thanatos mitting his lordship over its characters
started to rely too much on booze to at work here. Death’s insistent mono- and his interest in the pressures that
calm her anxieties. She brings along loguing is a kind of invitation: each they share, which are also his to bear,
her cousin Paco (Bobby Moreno), who character gets a solo dance at the edge and all of ours.
once dated Caitlin—and, we gather, of the grave. Death’s presence creates Days after seeing “The Comeup-
treated her quite poorly. a structure of suspense that runs par- pance,” I’m still wondering if Death
All but Paco were part of a friend allel to the growing tension among really belongs in the same play as
group called M.E.R.G.E.: Multi Ethnic the friends, spurred by Emilio: Death Emilio and Ursula and the rest of the
Reject Group. Emilio—who seems a says he’s here “for work.” Sometimes insecure gang. Maybe he should have
bit like an alter ego for the artist who my worry for the characters’ immedi- a real epic to walk around in—just
thought him up—emerges as a kind of ate safety drowned out my interest in as talky and smart and unsparing as
centrifuge. He hasn’t seen the others their uncloaked ennui. Jacobs-Jenkins’s play, but stretched
since Kristina’s wedding, fifteen years More often, though, the constant across the whole line between birth
ago, and he’s bristling with defensive backdrop of mortality gives a lachry- and life’s end. Covid, just one grim
energy. He’s condescending and con- mose tinge to each of the characters’ notch on such a span, still has a con-
frontational, always trying to call peo- intermittent outbursts. Ursula is happy cussive effect in a theatre—you can
ple on their shit or their shoddy mem- to hang at her house but insists that feel your neighbor squirm when it
ory, but it becomes clear pretty quickly she won’t go to the reunion. She comes up—but it will be truly useful
that he’s the one who has succeeded doesn’t know whether she’ll be able in fiction when, helped along by art-
least in moving on. to navigate so big a crowd, and it’s ists like Jacobs-Jenkins, it dissolves
clear that she’s ashamed of the eye into a metaphor. It’ll stand at the
f you’re still friends with your high- patch she has to wear. Kristina is in crossroads of personal life and histor-
I school friends, you’ll recognize the
rafts of cutting in-jokes and spiky in-
denial about her drinking but oddly
clear—in a brilliantly delivered mono-
ical time, control and contingency, the
green vitality of living and the sensa-
sistence on perfect recall among this logue—about the deep sources of tion of that old black robe swishing
group. They pretend to snap the neck her lostness. against your skin. 

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CROSSWORD 20 21

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BY ANNA SHECHTMAN
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34 35 36 37
ACROSS
1 Took off
38 39 40 41 42 43
5 Move
9 Prunes 44 45 46
14 “I’m game”
15 Language from which the word “bong” 47 48 49 50
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16 Man of culture? 51 52 53

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20 Offering from an investment team?
22 Target of some campus divestment
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30 1989 Album of the Year Grammy winner, things DIY” Vol. 1” (2000 début album)
for “Nick of Time” 7 Extoll 48 “Hooray!”
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