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The New Yorker - 06 19 2023
The New Yorker - 06 19 2023
LuEsther T. Mertz
Agnes Gund
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JUNE 19, 2023
DRAWINGS Victoria Roberts, Tom Cheney, Zachary Kanin, Meredith Southard, Emily Flake,
William Haefeli, John McNamee, Frank Cotham, Hartley Lin, Liana Finck, Barbara Smaller,
Sara Lautman, Peter Steiner, Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby SPOTS Pierre Buttin
CONTRIBUTORS
Dexter Filkins (“Borderline Chaos,” Louisa Thomas (“Comebacker,” p. 42) is
p. 30) is a staff writer and the author a staff writer at The New Yorker.
of “The Forever War,” which won a
National Book Critics Circle Award. Manvir Singh (“Lives in the Balance,”
p. 24), an incoming assistant professor
Lauren Collins (“That Was Awkward,” of anthropology at the University of
p. 16), a staff writer since 2008, is the California, Davis, is at work on a book
author of “When in French: Love in about shamanism.
a Second Language.” She is working
on a book about Wilmington, North Parul Sehgal (Books, p. 65), a staff wri-
Carolina. ter since 2021, teaches in the graduate
creative-writing program at New York
Saïd Sayrafiezadeh (Fiction, p. 50) pub- University. She received a Robert B.
lished the story collection “American Silvers Prize for Literary Criticism
Estrangement” in 2021. earlier this year.
Roz Chast (Cover) is a longtime New Keith Gessen (A Critic at Large, p. 59),
Yorker cartoonist. Her book “I Must Be a contributing writer at the magazine,
Dreaming” is forthcoming in October. is the author of “A Terrible Country.”
He teaches at Columbia Journalism
Garrett Hongo (Poem, p. 46 ) is the School.
author of, most recently, “The Perfect
Sound: A Memoir in Stereo.” Alyssa Brandt (Shouts & Murmurs,
i do, i do (blessing + good choice)
p. 23) is a humor writer. She lives in
Elisa Gonzalez (Poem, p. 36 ), the Cincinnati.
recipient of a 2020 Rona Jaffe Foun-
dation Writers’ Award, will publish Dan Greene (The Talk of the Town,
her début poetry collection, “Grand p. 14) is a member of the magazine’s
Tour,” in September. editorial staff.
after all those years,
the one you wanted
just walks right up. it’s still early
to say, but based on my
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CONFRONTING TRAUMA us, ethics begins with looking at an-
other person’s face.
Rachel Aviv, in her piece about the in- Yola Monakhov Stockton
tertwined lives of the writer Alice Se- Assistant Professor of Photography
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bold and Anthony Broadwater, the in- University of Hawai‘i at Mānoa
nocent man wrongfully imprisoned Buffalo, N.Y.
for Sebold’s rape, provides valuable in-
sight in describing the complex harms FOREST FOR THE TREES
endured by victims of sexual assault in
cases of exoneration (“Words Fail,” Jill Lepore, in her article about our re-
May 29th). Both Sebold and Broad- lationship with trees, states that “a for-
water are victims of the actual rapist, est is an ecosystem, and a tree farm is
and of a justice system that set Sebold a monoculture” (“Root and Branch,”
up to fail as a witness. Instead of ig- May 29th). This may be true for in-
noring victims during post-conviction dustrial tree farms, but Lepore over-
litigation, as routinely happens, we looks a large portion of forest owner-
should recognize that conventional ap- ship. Thirty-nine per cent of forest land
proaches risk retraumatizing all vic- in the U.S. is owned by families and
tims, and also take into account what other nonindustrial private entities.
assistance they might need during My family has owned three hun-
BE A
the process. There are organizations, dred acres on a ridge above the Cowlitz
such as the nonprofit Healing Justice, River, in southwest Washington State,
FORCE
that are dedicated to helping every- for more than fifty years. Rather than
one affected by these cases; in pro- create a monoculture, we plant diverse
grams such as these, assault victims species, including Douglas fir, Western
and justice-system victims support one
another and work together to protect
future victims.
red cedar, Western white pine, incense
cedar, Port Orford cedar, and alder. We
grow trees longer than a typical in-
FOR GOOD
James M. Doyle dustrial tree farm does, harvesting at
Salem, Mass. eighty or ninety years, instead of forty. Your name can live on
This allows a variety of mosses and
Aviv’s searing and beautifully written underbrush to flourish: Oregon beaked as a champion of the
piece goes a long way toward ques- moss, electrified-cat’s-tail moss, sword
tioning presuppositions about whose ferns, salal, red huckleberry. Each stand
causes, communities,
perspective rises to the status of the in our forest is the preferred habitat and places dear to
protagonist. Aviv effectively transfers of different animals and birds. The
the story’s nexus from Sebold’s expe- Western saw-whet owl likes a twelve- you...for generations
rience to the life-altering trauma of year-old thicket of fir and ponderosa
Broadwater’s wrongful and protracted pine; deer find soft green bites in a
to come.
incarceration, which resulted from mis- four-year-old stand of red cedar and
takes and abuses that were hiding in white pine. Family forest owners have
plain sight. a deep love and knowledge of trees and
Why, then, does the story open have much to teach us as we try to un-
with a full-page photograph of Se- derstand how to live more gently on
bold, seen from an intimate distance, our planet.
while Broadwater’s portrait, given less Ann Stinson
than half a page, appears in the mid- Toledo, Wash.
dle of the story, and shows him from
farther away? A different placement • Kickstart your charitable legacy
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opher Emmanuel Levinas reminds of correspondence we cannot reply to every letter.
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JUNE 14 – 20, 2023
As “Summer for the City” kicks off, open-air performances and social-dance evenings take over the plaza at
Lincoln Center, through Aug. 12. On opening night, June 14, couples dance salsa under a sparkling ten-foot
disco ball (designed by Clint Ramos, and pictured above), to tunes by the band 8 y Más, featuring the Barcelona-
based singer Lucrecia. Also in the first week, the choreographer Kyle Abraham curates a dance festival, and a
Juneteenth celebration includes a piece by the soulful Ronald K. Brown, performed by his company, EVIDENCE.
PHOTOGRAPH BY PETER FISHER
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As ever, it’s advisable to check in advance tian Borle) and Jerry (J. Harrison Ghee), hid- high, the clothes cool. This new play by Tori
to confirm engagements. ing out with an all-girl band—has a multiracial Sampson—directed by Taylor Reynolds—set
cast, including the Black bandleader Sweet Sue mostly in 1967, in Oakland, California, tells a
(NaTasha Yvette Williams, astounding) and her counterfactual prehistory of the 1968 murder
lead chanteuse, Sugar Kane (Adrianna Hicks). case against the Black Panther leader Huey P.
THE THEATRE But, more important, the nonbinary performer Newton. It takes place in a bar owned by Miss
Ghee plays Jerry, who becomes Daphne, here in- Trish (Libya V. Pugh), whose daughter Sassy
terpreted as a true self. “You could have knocked (Antoinette Crowe-Legacy) cuts hair just a few
Monsoon Wedding me over with a feather,” Ghee sings in one of the feet away from where the drinks are served. (For
Translating a film to the stage stumps even the show’s finest numbers (while wearing one of the some reason, nobody worries about getting a
great Mira Nair, who conceived and directed costume designer Gregg Barnes’s finest num- loose coil in their grits.) A trope-heavy cast of
this musical adaptation of her stunning 2001 bers), because “that lady that I’m loving is me.” characters flows through the bar, grinding to-
film. It’s a violation of texture, not plot, since The show is broad, elegant, vivid, and stuffed to ward a twist that fiddles with the past. The story
the book writers, Arpita Mukherjee and Sabrina the gills with tap dancing, but it’s Ghee’s expres- makes its milieu a mere backdrop, and leaves its
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Dhawan (who wrote the screenplay), don’t much sion of radiant, rapturous fulfillment that gives characters to languish in a soup of vague direc-
overhaul the updated story: love of all kinds the show its sense of muchness.—H.S. (Reviewed tion.—V.C. (Vineyard; through June 25.)
still blooms at the festivities for the arranged in our issue of 12/26/22.) (Shubert; open run.)
marriage of Hemant (Deven Kolluri) and Aditi
(Salena Qureshi), which has drawn their far-
flung families to New Delhi. Nair plays produc- This Land Was Made DANCE
tively with multilingualism and intermedia: in What are writers looking for when they set sto-
one instance, the wedding contractor PK Dubey ries amid the radical movements of the sixties?
(Namit Das) imagines himself in a Bollywood Some of it, surely, is the moral certainty of that Bryant Park Picnic Performances
fantasy; David Bengali’s projections show him already settled era, its aura of courageous en- Free dance performances in Bryant Park con-
in goofy, heroic slo-mo. But the original’s humid gagement against clear evil. The stakes were tinue with two split bills. The first features
vigor has been too much leached away. Songs
baldly state thoughts that once glimmered in
subtext, and Aditi has been flattened from a
sensualist to a caricature. The show does end ON BROADWAY
with an exhilarating group number, but it’s tell-
ing that Nair chooses a song from the movie,
Sukhwinder Singh and Mychael Danna’s “Aaj
Mera Jee Kardaa (Kaava Kaava),” rather than
anything by this musical’s team—the composer
Vishal Bhardwaj and the lyricists Masi Asare and
Susan Birkenhead have not themselves made a
particularly happy match.—Helen Shaw (St. Ann’s
Warehouse; through June 25.)
Prima Facie
Suzie Miller’s latest one-woman play—which
comes to Broadway, directed by Justin Martin,
after a widely ballyhooed première in London—
runs on rhythm toward its harrowing end. Jodie
Comer plays Tessa, a tenacious, win-obsessed
lawyer who has developed something of a spe-
cialty in defending men accused of rape and
sexual assault. Beneath her prolix monologues,
full of praise for the logic of the law, even under
squeamish circumstances, a bass-heavy stream of
music often plays. This insistent element of pro-
duction design makes it seem all the more inevi-
table—even fated—when Tessa has a personal en-
counter that shakes and, in due time, breaks her
faith in how the world doles out justice. Comer’s
performance is virtuosic: Martin’s direction often Once upon a time in Chicago, a Britney Spears jukebox musical was poised
helps her achieve moments of tense ecstasy. But to make its world première. Then, alas, the opening was rescheduled for
the play’s important subject matter isn’t served, spring, 2020, whereupon covid struck, shuttering theatres across the
really, by the closed-off nature of the one-per-
son show. The problem, after all, is other peo- land. Oops! The show was postponed again. Upon a third time, it did
ple.—Vinson Cunningham (Golden; through July 2.) première, though by then the musical had relocated to Washington, D.C.
Now, at last, “Once Upon a One More Time” comes to Broadway (at the
Some Like It Hot Marquis, in previews, opening June 22). But lo, bitch! ’Tis no ordinary
Broadway musical adaptations of movies about jukebox musical. Spears’s songs have been interwoven with a book by Jon
cross-dressing have been like buses lately: if Hartmere to revamp the stories of Cinderella (played by Briga Heelan, also
you missed “Tootsie,” in 2019, “Mrs. Doubtfire”
was right behind it. Where each of those efforts making a Broadway début) and other fairy-tale princesses. These sweet
ILLUSTRATION BY GOSIA HERBA
accepted its source material’s basic premise (de- damsels dwell in a happy-ever-hereafter, endlessly reënacting their nar-
spite the way both had aged), the artists who ratives. One day, Cinderella’s fairy godmother (Brooke Dillman) swoops
adapted Billy Wilder’s classic film “Some Like
It Hot”—the composer-lyricist Marc Shaiman, in from Brooklyn and introduces feminism, which makes Cinderella
the lyricist Scott Wittman, the book writers Mat- question everything and everyone—including her supposedly charming
thew López and Amber Ruffin, and the director prince ( Justin Guarini, of “American Idol” Season 1 fame). Presiding
Casey Nicholaw—have dislodged the beloved
Wilder treasure from its sprockets. Now this over the revels and the revelations as co-director-choreographers are
tale—of two accidental witnesses, Joe (Chris- the husband-and-wife team of Keone and Mari Madrid.—Dan Stahl
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are María Bermudez, José Maldonado, and the soloists Angel Blue and Russell Thomas, 7, with the band leader joined by the flautist
Andrés Peña.—B.S. (Joyce Theatre; June 13-18.) for the perfection of the final act of Verdi’s Nicole Mitchell and the saxophonist Marty
“Otello.” Also on the bill are a Matthew Ehrlich; Hear in Now Extended, with the
Aucoin première, Tchaikovsky’s amorously cellist Tomeka Reid and the pianist Angelica
sweeping “Romeo and Juliet” Overture-Fan- Sanchez; and the Reggie Workman Celebra-
MUSIC tasy, and Bernstein’s animated Symphonic tion Band, which finds the legendary bassist
Dances, from “West Side Story.”—Oussama playing alongside the pianist Jason Moran, the
Zahr (Carnegie Hall; June 15 and June 22.) saxophonist Odean Pope, and the vocalist Jen
Jana Horn Shyu.—Steve Futterman (Roulette; June 14-18.)
ROCK The years leading up to the recording
of Jana Horn’s new album, “The Window Is “Omni Trio’s Journey Through
the Dream,” found the singer with a broken Withered Hand: “How to Love”
turntable, a wonky laptop speaker, and a five- Moving Shadow” ROCK Simple arrangements go an engagingly
hundred-page-per-week reading habit—which DRUM ’N’ BASS Last month, the complete dis- long way on “How to Love,” the new album by
together resulted in a kind of music fast. Her cography of Moving Shadow, one of drum Dan Willson, an Edinburgh-based troubadour
spell of silence seems to have informed the ’n’ bass’s foundational labels, went live on who performs as Withered Hand. Recently
ravishing emptiness that permeates the LP, Spotify. It’s an immense catalogue, studded resurfaced after a nearly decade-long hiatus,
her second. Spectral and strangely soothing, with many of the genre’s early classics, and the artist is still on a vulnerably philosophical
Horn’s work aligns with a fraternity of the the label commissioned a handful of its quest, as if he spent his time away with his soul
lonely that cuts across genres: traces of Young artists to make playlists. A twenty-song under a microscope. Though built from folksy
Marble Giants, Syd Barrett, and Broadcast selection from Omni Trio, the alias of the acoustic guitar and Willson’s raggedly stretched
all waft through her songs. She plays Union producer Rob Haigh, is particularly entic- tenor, the jangly song structures on “How to
Pool during a fertile week for the venue. The ing. It moves from drum ’n’ bass’s rough- Love” deftly embrace pop-rock flourishes and
evening prior, the club hosts Bar Italia—post- and-ready early emergence, circa 1992, to the intermittent introduction of horns, organs,
punk upstarts dripping chicness and prom- the smoother, jazz-tinged glide that Moving backup singers, and strings. Willson left a re-
ise, who are in town from London on their Shadow (and Omni Trio) specialized in be- ligious upbringing for art school long ago, but
maiden sweep through America. And June ginning around 1995, through to the clank- spiritual questions remain. “Did something burn
inside my heart?” he asks in the song “Give My-
self Away.” And even before confessing to what
ROCK seems like a dance with the devil on the balladic
title track, he offers a wistful explanation: “I’m
not afraid to try,” he sings. “I’m afraid of trying
When tickets for the Cure’s North and not feeling good enough.”—K. Leander Wil-
American tour went on sale in March, liams (Streaming on select platforms.)
the front man Robert Smith expressed
his frustration with the apparatus that “You Are My Friend: A Concert
dictates how fans see the group live. In Tribute to Sylvester”
the months since, the singer has pushed DISCO Among the most fitting festivities of
Pride Month is a celebration of the disco
to make more concert seats available, queen Sylvester, whose gender-and-genre-
and affordable. Such a response is in line bending career ascended with hits such as
with the credo of a band that helped “You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)” and
“Dance (Disco Heat),” which sound as eu-
create the goth-rock subculture and phoric today as they did in the seventies.
define post-punk—and of an artist Starting out as a member of the surrealist
performance troupe the Cockettes, Sylvester
ILLUSTRATION BY CLAIRE MERCHLINSKY
who has been tormented by the idea was one of the first openly gay disco stars and
of becoming a machine or a business. an uncompromising cultural presence until
As the Cure prepares to release its first his death, from AIDS, in 1988. In this free
tribute, presented by Lincoln Center, younger
album in nearly fifteen years, “Songs of generations carry on Sylvester’s audacious
a Lost World,” it takes over Madison legacy. Under the musical direction of the
writer and scholar Jason King, the event fea-
Square Garden from June 20-22—with tures the pop singer-songwriter Dawn Rich-
an epic set that sprinkles new, existential ard, the folk artist Anjimile, the dance-music
fixtures Kevin Aviance and Inaya Day, the
cuts into its famously gloomy, classic Chicago-house icon Byron Stingily, and the
catalogue.—Sheldon Pearce Broadway performer Mykal Kilgore. The
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note of Sylvester’s falsetto was a fabulous
prophecy.—Jenn Pelly (Damrosch Park; June 15.)
ART
Behjat Sadr
“What I produce bears the traces of my life
and of what I see everywhere,” the Iranian
abstract artist (and force of nature) Behjat
Sadr once said. This entrancing survey of
nineteen works by Sadr, who died in 2009,
at the age of eighty-five, begins in the mid-
fifties, when she first poured paint onto a
canvas that she’d laid on the floor, moving the
color around until she achieved not simply the
look that she wanted but the feeling that she
was after. The tension between the fluidity
of her forms and the near-lapidary quality of
her hand precisely articulates the marriage
of chance and choice in her practice. (See,
for example, the wild, undulating ribbons in
the 1977 piece “Untitled,” which are metic-
ulously carved into black pigment.) By the
nineteen-eighties, when illness limited her
ability to work, Sadr created collages from
photos and oil paint, constructing images of “Horses: The Death of a Rider” (at the Vito Schnabel gallery, through
desolate, dreamlike places—visions, rather July 29) is a jewel of a show, featuring sixteen paintings, made across
than sites.—Jennifer Krasinski (Institute of Arab five decades, by Giorgio de Chirico—meditations not on horses, per
and Islamic Art; Aug. 27.)
se, but on their symbolic heft. The story of Nietzsche’s devastating
encounter with an abused equine first moved de Chirico to take on
“Sarah Sze: Timelapse” the subject, in 1910. The philosopher’s revelation: how immeasurably
In 1957, while construction was still under way,
Frank Lloyd Wright led a reporter through cruel humanity. (“Combat of Puritans,” circa 1955, above, suggests
the Guggenheim. As they ascended the spiral, that the artist agreed with him.) Looking around this exhibition, one
Wright said of the oculus overhead, “You will gets the feeling that de Chirico also painted horses because painters
never lose a sense of the sky.” The same is true
of the museum’s phenomenal show “Sarah Sze: historically painted horses—and he was, above all, devoted to the
Timelapse,” and not only because it counts, classics. As ever, his compositions unbalance all sense of time, place,
among its seemingly infinite motifs, birds in and scale. His beasts may stand in a single landscape, but they rarely
flight, horizon lines, and clusters of clouds.
From sunset to sunrise, when the museum share the same gravitational pull; they range from the muscularly
is closed, Sze projects footage of the moon modelled to the near-cartoonish, flat and funny. One of the show’s
onto the building’s façade, mirroring the revelations: “Battle at a Castle,” from 1946, in which a mighty steed,
lunar phases visible in the night sky above.
Inside, the American artist—a MacArthur mid-gallop in the foreground, stares directly at the viewer, while his
Fellow, who represented the U.S. at the 2013 rider surveys the bloodshed. Imagine the artist placing those delicate
Venice Biennale—unites sculpture, painting, daubs of white to complete the horse’s eyes—the animal now staring
photography, drawing, and video in intricate
constellations of everyday objects, which seem back at his creator—so that they might, for a moment, commiserate
to be in the process of making themselves as about the mad world of men.—Jennifer Krasinski
viewers encounter them. (All but two of the
works here were conceived specifically for the
site; on view in the lobby and on the topmost
ramp, they bracket an equally excellent and of formal radicalism and political struggle. beginning or end, visitors have no choice but
simpatico survey of Gego, a German Venezu- Thanks to the curators Stuart Comer and to drop in and wander off. But other pieces
© ARS / SIAE, ROME / COURTESY VITO SCHNABEL GALLERY
elan modernist sculptor.) A little, torn ink-jet Michelle Kuo, “Signals” unfolds grace- here are feats of concision, including Song
image of the night sky appears at the outset fully, albeit unchronologically, with care- Dong’s “Broken Mirror,” from 1999, which
of the show, in “Diver,” a landscape of sorts, ful consideration given to the inevitable employs the simple yet metaphorically rich
which lifts the eye from the lobby fountain demands on a viewer’s time (and senses) visual trick of shattering one reflected image
up to the oculus by means of a nearly ninety- which such a deluge of moving-image work in order to reveal a second, concealed scene.
foot-long piece of blue string, a deceptively presents. Near the beginning of the show, Perhaps the starkest contrast on view is
simple line drawing that transforms the empty strong installations establish themes of between early, optimistic experiments in
space that Wright’s ramp encircles into an media critique and spatial intervention. A interconnectivity and an array of works that
art-making material unto itself.—Andrea K. fantastic piece by Gretchen Bender, from capture mass protests and state violence, or
Scott (Guggenheim Museum; Sept. 10.) 1990, features a bank of monitors—sten- illuminate the use of video for surveillance
cilled with gnomic provocations such as and disinformation. In the final gallery, a
“body ownership”—that screen television video by New Red Order (a self-described
“Signals: How Video broadcasts. Embedded in a wall-swallowing “public secret society” with a rotating mem-
text painting by Martine Syms, from 2017, is bership), from 2020, deploys digital effects
Transformed the World” her own piece “Lessons I—CLXXX,” from to imagine the repatriation of Indigenous
Utopian visions mingle with dystopian 2014-18, a computer-randomized montage of objects, making a visually epic and power-
nightmares in this ambitious exhibition footage found on the Internet. Since neither fully trenchant statement.—Johanna Fateman
about the video revolution—a global story Bender’s nor Syms’s video works has a real (Museum of Modern Art; July 8.)
To Die For
Gus Van Sant’s 1992 movie—his funniest to date
but also his least adventurous—tells the story
of Suzanne Stone (Nicole Kidman, pushy and
perky), a suburban nobody who, bored with her
husband (Matt Dillon), decides to become a
somebody in the world of television. She joins
a local station, starts to shoot a documentary
about three schoolkids, and gradually lures
them into her web. You expect Suzanne to as-
The Criterion Channel, a prime site for streaming classic movies, also offers cend to great things, but the fame she craves
noteworthy new international and independent films, including “Cette turns out to be no less parochial than the town
Maison” (“This House”), the first feature by the Haitian Canadian director that she despises. The film, adapted by Buck
Henry from Joyce Maynard’s novel, is smartly
Miryam Charles, a daring blend of documentary and fantasy that invests structured, but Van Sant’s touch is uncertain:
a deeply personal drama with a wide historical scope. In 2008, Charles’s the story’s satirical bite begins to loosen as his
fourteen-year-old cousin, Terra, who lived in Bridgeport, Connecticut, was camera lingers more and more on the disaf-
fected teen-agers. One of them is played by
sexually assaulted and killed in her home. In the film, she is presented as a Joaquin Phoenix, whose brother River was so
character named Tessa (Schelby Jean-Baptiste) and is portrayed, in the course extraordinary in the director’s “My Own Pri-
of her lifetime and in the present day, as eternally fourteen. Tessa is paired vate Idaho”; it’s as though Van Sant longs to
COURTESY CRITERION COLLECTION
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family’s home country of Haiti, while Charles’s incantatory voice-over evokes (Reviewed in our issue of 10/2/95.) (Streaming on
Tessa’s fictional first-person point of view. The dramatic reconstruction is es- Tubi, Prime Video, and other services.)
sentially a ghost story, and Charles endows the actors with hieratic tones and
gestures as she conjures a mother-daughter bond—and a life of self-explo- For more reviews, visit
ration and wide adventure—unbound by the limits of time.—Richard Brody newyorker.com/goings-on-about-town
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(75 Ninth Ave.), specializes in lamination. (135 India St., Brooklyn), another new
Amadou Ly, who worked previously at bakery, in Greenpoint. Radio, from the
Arcade Bakery, laminates not only all the team behind Rolo’s, in Ridgewood,
TABLES FOR TWO expected viennoiserie—his Danishes are Queens, skews more Italian than French:
especially wonderful, including a recent instead of baguette, there is a phenom-
A Proliferation of Bakeries iteration topped with satiny panna cotta, enal stirato, a variant of ciabatta, longer
perfectly poached rhubarb, and basil— and thinner (more like its French coun-
Earlier this year, Rick Easton, the propri- but also baguettes, encasing long, shapely terpart), and made here with a super-
etor of the Jersey City bakery Bread and loaves in sleeves of croissant dough. A hydrated dough, which gives it a squishy,
Salt, co-authored (with his wife, the food laminated baguette does not prove, in stretchy crumb. The ham is paired with
writer Melissa McCart) a book called my experience, an ideal accompaniment a potent rosemary compound butter; for
“Bread and How to Eat It.” Though it to a roast chicken, which is perhaps my another sandwich, lovely and light, the
includes recipes for sourdough and pizza favorite way to eat a baguette: the texture stirato is layered with roasted cauliflower
bianca, it’s mostly about what you can is wrong, not crusty and craggy enough. or squash, green tahini, peperoncini, and
do with the professionally baked stuff: But it does level up the classic scenario a generous amount of fresh dill.
make toast and sandwiches when it’s of baguette as morning-coffee compan- There is plenty of viennoiserie here,
fresh, croutons and bread crumbs after ion, spread thickly with butter and jam, too, including a savory coiled croissant
it’s gone stale. “Personally, I think peo- melding the richness of a croissant with streaked through with ’nduja, the spicy,
ple who bake bread at home are nuts,” the chewiness of bread. spreadable pork sausage; a triple-choc-
Easton writes. “It’s time-consuming. It’s Ly’s laminated brioche, meanwhile, olate croissant; and a supremely crisp
inefficient. Home ovens aren’t designed makes for a wonderful chicken sandwich, twice-baked pistachio croissant. It says
to bake bread. . . . Plus, why make your a whole, small rectangular loaf split and a lot about New York’s bakeries that the
PHOTOGRAPH BY SCOTT SEMLER AND MAGGIE DIMARCO
FOR THE NEW YORKER; ILLUSTRATION BY JOOST SWARTE
own when you can buy something great stuffed with thin slices of cold meat plus latter, though topnotch, is not my favor-
from your local bakery, as people have for silky roasted red peppers, Coquillo black ite pistachio croissant in the city: that
thousands of years?” olives, arugula, pickled onion, and capers, designation goes to the one at Librae
Easton’s point can be read as self-in- overflowing from crackly, snaking twists (35 Cooper Square), in the East Village,
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rings truer still when applied to what is open-faced, on a thick slice of tangy rose petals are sprinkled atop a thick stripe
the French call viennoiserie: yeasted, sourdough, the fish dressed in a brightly of chopped pistachio that arches along
enriched baked goods, such as brioche, peppery harissa mayo and topped with the top. I would never in a million years
cinnamon buns, and croissants, the last heirloom tomato, cucumber, capers, hard- attempt to make it myself. (Viennoiserie
of which also requires the incredibly boiled egg, and Coquillos. and sandwiches range from $4 to $18.)
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COMMENT ness of time, they could blast the race Last week, when Christie entered the
LONG SHOTS wide open. The effect will depend, in burgeoning field of Republican Presi-
part, on the strategic calculations of dential contenders, he asked to be viewed
ow do you campaign against a po- his opponents. anew, as a slashing apostate with a unique
H litical rival for whom there is no
conceivable precedent? When the Depart-
In Chris Christie’s 2021 book, “Re-
publican Rescue,” the former governor
power to torpedo Trump’s chances. In a
kickoff speech in New Hampshire, on
ment of Justice indicted Donald Trump, of New Jersey mapped out a high-toned June 6th, he condemned the former Pres-
last week, on counts arising from his han- way for Republicans to escape Trump’s ident as a “lonely, self-consumed, self-
dling of classified documents, he became dominance and regain the White House. serving mirror hog.” The market for
not only the first former President in “The infighting has to end. So does the Christie’s metamorphosis, however, is
American history to face federal charges wallowing in the past,” he wrote. “We not clear; he left office in 2018 with a
but also the most confounding front-run- need to be the party that embraces the favorability rating of thirteen per cent,
ner ever in a Presidential primary. Trump truth even when it’s painful.” It was an and, in a recent CNN poll, sixty per cent
is a candidate for Commander-in-Chief incongruous message from Christie. In of Republicans said that they would not
who now faces thirty-seven counts for 2016, he called Trump a “caring, genu- vote for him “under any circumstances.”
refusing to return material related, ac- ine, and decent person,” and, four years So does Christie have the independence
cording to the indictment, to “United later, tried to insure his reëlection by and the rhetorical skill to change Re-
States nuclear programs; potential vul- prepping him for debates. Christie even- publicans’ attitudes about Trump’s fit-
nerabilities of the United States and its tually balked at the effort to overturn the ness for office? Another long-shot Re-
allies to military attack; and plans for election, but his publisher nevertheless publican candidate, Asa Hutchinson,
possible retaliation in response to a for- promoted him as “a key Trump insider the former governor of Arkansas, called
eign attack.” Trump, who first came to and longtime friend.” on Trump to “respect the office and end
power assailing his rival, Hillary Clin- his campaign,” but Hutchinson barely
ton, for her storage of sensitive informa- registers in the polls. Will stronger can-
tion, is now accused of urging an attor- didates follow suit?
ney to “hide or destroy documents,” and Trump’s former Vice-President, Mike
of allowing unqualified civilians to see Pence, is, like Christie, hoping that a
secret files. In one instance, at his golf bout of late-onset honesty can fortify a
club in New Jersey, the former President vaporous level of popularity. Most Re-
is alleged to have told visitors about a publican candidates have avoided talking
classified “plan of attack” against Iran, about the violence of January 6th, but
and was recorded on tape admitting that Pence, in his campaign-launch speech
“this is still a secret.” last week, outside Des Moines, said
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The federal indictment came two that Americans “deserve to know” that
months after Trump was indicted in Trump “demanded I choose between
Manhattan on thirty-four counts related him and our Constitution.” Voters, he
to a hush-money case. Those charges, added, now face the same choice: “And
which he denied, gave him a boost in anyone who asks someone else to put
the polls. The latest counts, which Trump them over the Constitution should never
also denies, could further fortify his grip be President again.”
on the Republican Party or, in the full- But Pence also revealed the limits of
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 11
his principles. Asked at a CNN event more personal. After a limp début, on a bered by his legal liabilities and DeSan-
the night before Trump’s indictment glitchy Twitter livestream, he has cam- tis flames out. In either case, Scott could
about the ongoing investigations, he de- paigned heavily in Iowa but wedded him- give Democrats trouble in a tight gen-
clared that “no one’s above the law,” but self to an angry, esoteric culture-war lex- eral election.
also, wincing, urged the Justice Depart- icon, as if he were focussed primarily on The indictment in the documents
ment not to indict his former boss, on winning support from Elon Musk and case could be followed by others—in
the ground that it would be “divisive” very online Republicans. Washington, Georgia, or elsewhere. It’s
and “send a terrible message to the wider By early this month, most polls had tempting to dismiss the field of long
world.” After the news broke, Pence said Trump far out front, supported by at shots for their hypocrisies or their ec-
that he was “deeply troubled to see this least fifty per cent of Republicans—more centricities, but American elections are
indictment move forward.” His predic- than double the number for DeSantis, long and mercurial, and, with Trump
ament will be familiar to another candi- who remains his closest competitor. And engulfed in legal woes, it’s not incon-
date for whom Trump was a patron, Nikki though the field has grown to twelve ceivable that one of them could end up
Haley, the former governor of South candidates, none of the others poll above in the White House. More immediately,
Carolina, who served as his Ambassa- single digits. One of the more interest- their very presence in the race is shaping
dor to the United Nations. She calls for ing of them is Tim Scott, of South Car- it, because they stand to split the opposi-
a “new generation” of leadership, and olina, the first Black Republican from tion to Trump and improve his prospects.
touts her perspective as a daughter of the South to be elected to the Senate For that reason, the most vital question
Indian immigrants, but has avoided mak- since Reconstruction. His earnest, sunny Americans face is not who has the con-
ing a sharp break with Trump and his odes to Ronald Reagan and to racial fidence to enter the campaign but who
devoted followers. The taint of Trump progress are popular with Republican will have the courage to speak frankly
is not a problem facing Ron DeSantis, donors, which could make him an at- about Trump and, ultimately, who will
who made his name mostly as governor tractive Vice-President—or a surprise have the sense to exit it.
of Florida; his problem appears to be No. 1, if Trump becomes too encum- —Evan Osnos
BY ANY OTHER NAME ernor “Rob,” said recently. “Wants a syl- way,” Tony Cavin, the outlet’s manag-
SYLLABOLIC labolic name.” ing editor for standards and practices,
One benefit of the DeSantis confu- said the other day. As for DeSantis,
sion was that it primed lawmakers for Cavin said, most broadcasters have used
another nomenclatural switcheroo. Last Duh-Santis. But NPR is a Dee-Santis
Tuesday, the New York State Senate outf it. “We had some people who
voted to re-add “Tappan Zee” to what’s reached out to his office a few months
officially the Mario M. Cuomo Bridge. ago, and were told it was Dee-Santis,”
wo weeks into his Presidential cam- Over the years, there have been other Cavin explained. “It’s uncharted terri-
T paign, Florida’s governor, Ron De-
Santis, has been exposed as a flip-flop-
proposed names for the river crossing,
including the Franklin and Eleanor
tory,” he went on. “We wish he would
just tell us what it was.”
per. For years, it turns out, he has been Roosevelt Bridge (that’s ROSE-uh- This called for an expert. “There are
toggling between pronouncing his name velt, not RUSE-uh-velt), but, collo- maybe thirteen thousand DeSanti in
“Duh-Santis” and “Dee-Santis.” When quially, it’s always been just “the Tap- the United States,” Mark DeSantis, a
Fox News tried to get to the bottom of pan Zee”—until the junior Governor one-time Republican candidate for
things, the Governor only complicated Cuomo, Andrew, sneaked the “Mario” mayor of Pittsburgh, said. “It’s always
matters. “Listen, the way to pronounce renaming into a bill in 2017. “People been Duh-Santis.” But rogue Dee-San-
my last name?” he said. “Winner.” feel as though something of their own tises abound. Joe DeSantis, a basket-
In politics, names can be just as im- was stripped away from them in a deeply ball coach and commentator, generally
portant as slogans. Was America ever unfair manner,” James Skoufis, the new goes by Duh-Santis. But, he acknowl-
going to elect a Dukakis? Perhaps De- bill’s sponsor, said a few minutes after edged, “the more formal it is, the more
Santis is worried that “duh” implies slow- Wednesday’s vote. Skoufis (SKOO- I’m gonna say Dee-Santis.” He added,
ness, or a taunt. But “dee” pulls his mouth fiss) said that this re-renaming was “At my stage in life, I don’t really care.
into a sort of smile, which is not among nothing like DeSantis’s waffling—“He’s It’s not a big deal. But, lemme tell you,
his best expressions. It also whispers of got to figure out how to pronounce his there’s a third way. Are you ready?
wokeness: defund, decarbonize, decolo- own name”—but then he dropped a Da-Sannis. I will never say that.” He
nize. (Though there’s also decertify the Tappan Zee bombshell. “The Native then mentioned a heretofore unknown
election.) According to the Tampa Bay American pronunciation is ‘tuh-PAN,’” variant: “Once in my life, I gave my
Times, he was always Ron Dee-Santis he said. name on the phone as Joe Duh-San-
until his wife, Casey, decided that she Who could keep up? Even profes- tis. They said, ‘Joda Santis?’ ” Could it
liked it the other way. He’s been in limbo sional pronouncers are reeling. “NPR be that the Governor just doesn’t want
ever since. “It’s syllabolic,” Donald does not have a position on the bridge to be called Rhonda?
Trump, who sometimes calls the Gov- that crosses the river as part of the Thru- Prefixes, plosives, portmanteaus: these
12 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
are times of sylabollic confusion. One
day, Facebook; next day, Meta. Football
teams, M. & A.s, pronouns. DeSantis
may be a flawed messenger for the vir-
tues of self-identification, but you take
the allies where you can get them. Even
our cultural bedrocks are in flux. The
past few years have brought clarifica-
tions from Adele (“uh-DALE”), Bren-
dan Fraser (like “razor”), and Ariana
Grande (rhymes with “candy”). Ralph
Fiennes, van Gogh, Steve Buscemi, Ri-
hanna. Lindsay Lohan was brief ly
“LOW-in”; she’s now back to “LOW-
han.” Denzel Washington is sometimes
“DEN-zil.” Nobody says “Nabokov”
with any conviction. The writer actu-
ally accepted multiple pronunciations,
but never NA-bah-kov, which was used
by Sting in “Don’t Stand So Close to
• •
Me.” (“A despicable gutterism,” the
writer once said, of that variation. In- Why fight it? “And, if it’s said in a New Schwartzman’s son, a deadpan-nebbish
cidentally, he went on, the first name is York accent, it sounds cool,” he said. brainiac, in Anderson’s newest film, “As-
Vladimir, “rhyming with ‘redeemer.’”) Did he have any advice for DeSantis? teroid City.”
“Naming is so important,” Simon Dixon thought he should drop the “win- Ryan had come in from Long Is-
Dixon explained recently. He would ner” shtick. As for the name, he said, land. His father is a financial adviser,
know: he’s a co-founder of Dixonbaxi, “Dee-Santis is more definitive, it sounds and his mother is a momager. He hadn’t
the branding firm that oversaw the more like a leader. Duh-Santis doesn’t. walked around the city since the pan-
shortening of “HBO Max” to “Max.” So, at some point, I think he will either demic, but he wanted to visit this par-
Dixon said, “If you have naming that do some research or just have a gut feel- ticular pizzeria, in the armpit-of-Man-
is torturous, or overlapped, or is a con- ing.” Neither is likely to make or break hattan stretch between Penn Station
fluence of several brands, what happens his candidacy. But do you ever know, and Times Square, because he used to
is you confuse the content.” He liked really, when you’re going to rendezvous take improv classes nearby, at the Up-
1
“Max” because it’s simple and flexible, with destiny? right Citizens Brigade. (He was fifteen,
and it combines different portfolios —Zach Helfand but told U.C.B. that he was eighteen.)
without perplexing people too much. “I used to stop by this place every Sun-
“ ‘Max’: it’s an energetic word,” he said. THE PICTURES day before class,” he recalled, and took
“It’s very short. It’s easy to say in most STARGAZER a bite. When he was done, he Purelled
languages.”There was something about his hands and said, “Where to?”
the cks sound, as in “Netflix,” that con- “Asteroid City” is Ryan’s third film
jured a ticking film reel: “Sometimes with Anderson. When he was seven,
there’s a subjective magic.” he was cast as one of Frances McDor-
David Zaslav, the C.E.O. of War- mand and Bill Murray’s sons in “Moon-
ner Bros. Discovery, viewed the “Max” rise Kingdom,” and he later voiced a
rebrand in objectively rapturous terms.
“For our company, this is our rendez- J ake Ryan ordered a slice of pizza for
breakfast, from a spot on the grubby
corner of Thirty-eighth Street and
language interpreter in “Isle of Dogs.”
In between, he collaborated with An-
vous with destiny!” he pronounced. Ex- derson on a Sony commercial: Ryan
perienced Zaslav watchers may have Eighth Avenue. He wore sunglasses and fantasized about what was inside a
noticed that he was engaging in a meta a hoodie, his hair slicked into a wave smartphone (a factory of tiny robots?),
form of branding, a tagline within a over his forehead. At nineteen, Ryan is and his musings were animated in stop-
tagline. “Rendezvous with destiny!” was well into his acting career, having worked motion. He started acting at age five.
the exact phrase he used, last month, with such indie auteurs as the Coen “My parents put me in a bunch of dif-
to rally embattled employees at CNN brothers, the Safdie brothers, and Bo ferent activities, just to see what would
(a Duh-Santis network), and, a few Burnham. He has the look and the af- stick,” he recalled. “We landed between
years back, to warn the world about a fect of the teen-age Jason Schwartz- T-ball, gymnastics, and acting. What
shark-overfishing crisis. man, when Schwartzman made his film a combo, right?” His first movie was
Dixon, for his part, advised against début, as a deadpan-nebbish brainiac, “The Innkeepers,” a haunted-hotel
change for change’s sake. For instance, in Wes Anderson’s “Rushmore.” This thriller. “We stayed and shot at the ac-
people call the bridge “the Tappan Zee.” probably explains why Ryan plays tual haunted hotel,” Ryan said. “I didn’t
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 13
play basketball: “My mom was, like, ‘This ens of b-boys and b-girls assembled in
isn’t legit, man!’” It was one of the Saf- a converted Williamsburg warehouse
die brothers, who cast Ryan in “Uncut for the Big Apple Regionals. The top
Gems,” as a dwarf in a school play. performers would qualify for nationals,
Ryan popped into a tourist shop. “I in Texas; the winners there would move
like the fine china,” he said, eying a Statue on to worlds, in Belgium, where spots
of Liberty plate. He moved on: “I don’t in Paris would be on the line. Some-
think I actually have an ‘I Love New where among the bucket hats, beanies,
York’ shirt.” and ball caps lurked a potential Olym-
“Twenty-five bucks,” a proprietor pian, or many.
said, looming. “You give me seventeen.” Competitors greeted one another
“I don’t have that much money,” Ryan with bro-hug daps and intricate hand-
apologized. shakes. Some warmed up in loose cy-
“How much your budget?” phers, with head spins and handstands.
“Um, probably five dollars?” Among the onlookers was a bespecta-
He found refuge at a Taco Bell. In cled man in a navy Olympic polo and
“Asteroid City,” he plays a mid-century three women in red-and-blue Team
astronomy whiz who comes to a des- U.S.A. jackets. A trio of judges—Kujo,
Jake Ryan ert city for a stargazing convention. For Bongo Roc, and Steve KHZ—sat on a
his audition, he had to say his lines “at dais. A d.j. in a shirt that read “I (THE
really believe in ghosts, but it’s still . . . the pace of someone from 1955.” On set, OLD) NY” spun from dual MacBooks.
unsettling.” Anderson showed him and the other First up were the b-girls, seventeen
He got the role in “Moonrise King- “stargazers” the fifties films that had in- in all. Spectators, many of whom were
dom” soon afterward, in part because spired him, including “Rear Window” breakers themselves, crowded the fringes
he could play piano. First impression of and “Ace in the Hole.” Ryan, who turned of the dance mat, growing animated
Anderson? “He was very tall, because I eighteen on the shoot, got to know the with approval. The judges chewed gum,
was very short. I still am very short,” all-star cast, including Tilda Swinton expressionless. Their verdicts—binary
Ryan said, strolling through a din of (“a little bubbly”), Tom Hanks (who votes on who had won each head-to-
police sirens and construction. He didn’t treated the kids to his Woody voice, head battle—flashed on a pair of ele-
recognize anyone in the cast except Ed- from “Toy Story”), and Scarlett Johans- vated flat-screens. An m.c., Rich Nyce,
ward Norton, because of “The Incred- son (who advised him to save money). punctuated the action with the inter-
ible Hulk.” “I tried for the entirety of Schwartzman told “jokes about snails.” mittent “Nice!” and “Let’s go!” over the
the shoot to get his autograph, but it Ryan hadn’t thought much about their P.A. system. Eliminations proceeded
never happened,” he went on. “Eventu- resemblance. “I guess you could look at rapidly, until only two contestants re-
ally, there was a photo shoot for the it as a passing-the-torch moment,” he mained; a final battle would take place
promotional posters, and I got him to said. “I mean, Jason is Jason, and I’m later in the day. Both were favorites:
sign my ‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do-It- not going to be anything other than Logistx, a twenty-year-old San Diego
Yourself Book.’ There’s this one page myself, I suppose. But I wouldn’t want native who competed with a Lycra Red
1
where it’s, like, ‘Ask your friends to write to be, I guess?” Bull neck gaiter stretched into a sort
their signatures, in case they become —Michael Schulman of balaclava, and Sunny, a cheerful
famous one day.’” thirty-four-year-old Wharton grad who
Next came roles in the Coens’ “In- DEPT. OF BREAKING lives in Flushing. (Among the van-
side Llewyn Davis” (before Ryan got FUTURE GOLD quished: Frowny.)
the part, his mother reminded him that Sunny retreated to a couch. She
Joel Coen was married to McDormand, wore a green T-shirt with a white Bas-
and he told the director, “Say hi to Fran”) quiat crown on the breast pocket, and
and Burnham’s “Eighth Grade,” as a a black baseball cap pulled low. Her
geeky showoff who has an awkward date legs were wrapped in heavy-duty com-
with the main character over chicken pression sleeves. Mantis and Pebblz
nuggets. Burnham drew on Ryan’s ad- ccording to a Greek legend, the Luv, two semifinalists, joined her. Sun-
olescent quirks, including his “Rick and
Morty” impression. “I was a very strange
A Olympic Games were created by
Herakles, as a tribute to his father, Zeus.
ny’s self-assessment was mixed. “But
I’m having fun,” she said. In January,
individual at the time,” Ryan said. “I The Games have evolved over the cen- she’d left Estée Lauder, where she was
mean, I still kind of am.” When he saw turies—in with canoe slalom, out with a global creative-operations director.
the movie, he had a paroxysm of mor- something called pankration. Next year, “I didn’t quit my job for nothing,” she
tification (“It was just painful, man”), in Paris, the Summer Olympics will said, smiling.
and he still hates watching himself on- début a new sport, born on the streets The men’s preliminaries were next.
screen. At an after-party, a guy claim- of New York: breaking, a.k.a. break Fifty-six people had signed up, roughly
ing to be a director asked if he could dancing. On a recent afternoon, doz- half of them local. It seemed difficult,
14 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
to an untrained eye, to pick out just six- SKETCHPAD BY LIANA FINCK
teen worth advancing. Names were
strong, too: Spindian, Mucus Marcus,
Jeremy. Dom the Bomb opened his
round by gesturing at his crotch, in the
direction of a breaker named Dislocate.
“That’s what we like to see!” Rich Nyce
crowed. A competitor known as Jamuhz
took issue with the m.c.’s pronuncia-
tion—“juh-MOOZ”—and corrected
him by tugging at his loose-fitting plaid
pants: “pajamas.”
Among the more popular compet-
itors was Benihana (Age 65)—“I just
put my age in the name so they know
they can say it,” he said—an ad execu-
tive from Fort Lauderdale who took up
breaking a decade ago, to stay in shape.
He wore a yellow button-down bowl-
ing shirt with a large Bitcoin logo, and
a black support on each wrist. A com-
petitor named Tahu approached him.
“Thanks for the battle, bro,” Tahu said.
They embraced. “It’s a pretty tight-knit
community,” Benihana (Age 65) ex-
plained. “Every once in a while, some-
one throws a punch. But not often.”
Nemesis, the event’s producer and a
renowned b-boy himself, took the mike.
“Shout-out to the U.S.O.C.P.,” he said,
referring to the Olympic Committee
reps. “I know I messed the letters up.
Don’t get mad at me.” The action re-
commenced, with breakers staring down
one another between and during moves.
“I love the eye contact,” Rich Nyce said.
“It’s so intimate.” A Brooklynite known
as Gravity spun out of a sneaker, picked
it up, and finished with a backflip. On
the b-boy side, he was the last New
Yorker standing.
It was time for the finals. Sunny and
Logistx traded escalating f lurries of
steps, twists, kicks, and spins. After three
tight rounds, Sunny was narrowly de-
clared the victor and awarded the b-girl’s
gold medal. The b-boys’ competition
provided no such drama: Gravity for-
feited, owing to injury. His opponent,
a jockish-looking nineteen-year-old
Arizonan named Mace, won by default.
As the room emptied, Mace weighed
his victory against its anticlimax. He
had hoped to face Gravity, a former
crewmate with whom he’d had a fall-
ing out. “It was a matchup that needed
to happen,” Mace said. But the world,
and the gods, would have to wait.
—Dan Greene
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 15
you might do bad things, he says. Peo-
PROFILES ple might think you’re the real charac-
ter, you know?
A PARENTS’ GUIDE
tour guide to define “flex” (see rule 2).
You may use Google to look up the
TO CAMPUS TOURS
modern usage of this word. Please read
it only to yourself, silently (see rule 1).
6. You may not, under any circum-
BY ALYSSA BRANDT stances, break into a rendition of “The
Good Old Song,” “Boola Boola,” “The
elcome, parents! We are de- fect your child’s chances of attending Buckeye Battle Cry,” “Hail to the Or-
W lighted that you have chosen
to tour our campus with your offspring
college here, because they’ll forever
dwell in a hole of embarrassment in
ange,” or any other school songs, chants,
or cheers. If you must sing, don’t. There
today. Thank you (in case no one the middle of the Earth. So, yeah, don’t is no singing on the tour.
has said this yet) for listening to late- do these things: 7. Parents, please remove any “spirit
catalogue Taylor Swift all the way 1. Do not burp, cough, trip, sneeze, wear” prior to the tour. Any display of
here instead of early-catalogue Tay- stub your toe, walk the wrong way, stop school colors, logos, emblems, or mas-
lor Dayne, like you wanted. Thank to tie your shoe, blow your nose, or call cots on your person will not be toler-
you, too, for driving past the Starbucks attention to your corporeal presence ated. If that new packable down puffer
on the highway and spending forty in any way. Don’t do that old-person from Huckberry that you bought es-
minutes looking for a local coffee shop, throat-clearing thing you do (repeat- pecially for touring campuses happens
and waiting patiently for an oat-milk edly), and definitely don’t ask anyone to—even remotely—resemble official
chai latte to be prepared and served for a sour ball or a Halls or a Werther’s school colors, please stuff it back into
in a ceramic cup, then consumed while to remedy it. Be silent. Be invisible. Do the matching nylon bag it came in and
seated on a too small stool at a too not breathe. keep it out of sight. You kept the match-
small table under the leaves of a loom- 2. Please refrain from making small ing nylon bag, right?
ing potted bird-of-paradise. To insure talk, conversation, jokes, comments, 8. No pointing! Please, no pointing!
that your prospective student contin- and asides, or otherwise engaging in 9. And no photos! God! Phones
LUCI GUTIÉRREZ
ues to have an optimal experience banter with your tour guide. Do not down! Unless you’re Googling “flex”
today, we’ve got a few rules for you, ask questions or prompt your child to (see rule 5).
you awesome parents! Violation of ask questions through nods, nudges, 10. If at all possible, just stay in the
any of these rules could negatively af- stage whispers, or stares. Parents who car.
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her paternal grandparents, who lived
LETTER FROM INDIA with them, to take Neeti to the hos-
pital, but they did not. So Jasleen
BORDERLINE CHAOS
America’s broken immigration system has spawned a national fight, but Congress lacks the will to fix it.
BY DEXTER FILKINS
arlier this year, in a helicopter der Patrol agents looked on. The mi- The influx has transformed towns
COMEBACKER
Daniel Bard overcame mysterious control problems to resume his career. Then the problems returned.
BY LOUISA THOMAS
here’s an old video of the pitcher the middle of the plate, then dips inant relievers in the game. It was a re-
The Red Sox are facing the Yankees, jectory, compared with off-speed stuff. n a drizzly morning in February,
in the Bronx, and need a win to stay in
the playoff chase. Bard, a right-handed
“That last pitch he threw at me, man—
ninety-nine miles per hour,” Swisher
O outside Greenville, South Caro-
lina, Bard sat on the dingy turf floor of
reliever for Boston, has come into the said afterward. “It’s not supposed to a baseball facility and did some stretch-
game to replace the Red Sox ace, Jon move like that.” ing. It was early, and the batting cages
Lester. The Sox are clinging to a 2–0 For weeks, Red Sox bloggers posted were empty; he had just dropped his
lead, but the Yankees have the bases GIFs of the pitch just to cheer them- kids off at school. A few other local
loaded, with one out, and the superstar selves up. (The Yankees beat out Bos- pros trickled in, and he joined them to
shortstop Derek Jeter is at bat. ton for a playoff spot that year.) Months gossip and to train. After some rapid
Trouble is a reliever’s common con- later, big-league pitchers were still dis- pullups and other strength exercises,
dition. Bard seems undaunted. His first cussing it on Twitter; years later, Sports he and another player grabbed their
pitch to Jeter is a fastball inside. Strike Illustrated ran a tribute to what it called gloves and went to spots on opposite
one. He hurls another, hitting the upper “one of the nastiest, most unhittable ends of the facility for a game of long
nineties again. Strike two. The third pitches that the world has ever seen.” toss. Bard warmed up by pausing his
pitch, captured on the video, is just When I asked Bard about it recently, leg at various heights in his throwing
shy of a hundred miles per hour, high he shrugged. “Sometimes you just catch motion before connecting the move-
and away. As he releases the ball, his a seam,” he told me. Adrenaline—the ments and letting his body flow.
right leg twirls behind him. Jeter swings pressure of the moment—had helped, Bard was never really taught how to
through it, and sheepishly returns to he said. pitch—for a long time, it seemed like
the dugout. Next up, Nick Swisher, an- Everyone figured that Bard would he was born to it. His maternal grand-
other All-Star. become a star. Instead, a year later, he father was the baseball coach at M.I.T.,
Bard is six-four and broad-shoul- lost control of his pitches. He missed and his father, Paul, made the minor
dered. When he stands very still, as he spots by inches, then by feet. The ball leagues as a catcher. Growing up in
does between pitches, it’s difficult to would leave his hand travelling ninety- Charlotte, North Carolina, Bard, the
see where the strength to throw a ball seven m.p.h., then bounce in the dirt, oldest of three boys, played catch in the
so hard comes from. Not from his arms or sail toward the backstop, or drill back yard, learning by instinct and im-
or his chest: despite his height, he is the batter’s shoulder. Each time, he itation. “From the time he was two and
not imposing. Instead, his power comes had to get back on the rubber to throw three years old, he had excellent throw-
from his looseness, from the mobility another pitch, with no idea where it ing mechanics,” Paul told me. Bard’s
of his hips and his shoulders. When would go. He blew leads. He bruised brother Jared played college ball; the
he begins his motion, his right arm batters. He stood on the lonely island youngest, Luke, also made it to the ma-
curls so far behind him that, from the of the mound, engulfed by jeers. He jors. Bard says his parents always told
batter’s point of view, it seems to touch was sent to the minors, where he spent him that he could stop playing if he
second base before unfurling toward five years trying to relearn what had was no longer having fun. But he had
third as his legs drive his body toward once felt automatic. Finally, in 2017, a sense of calling, and his parents, who
home. Then the ball snaps off his he quit. were religious, understood.
fingers and his right arm whips to- There are other cases, in baseball When Bard got to high school, he
ward first base; his tongue sticks out history, of players who suddenly couldn’t made the team but sat on the bench—
the whole time. pitch or throw. It’s an affliction so dreaded he was gangly, less muscular than some
Bard starts Swisher off with two that players sometimes refer to it as a of the other boys. Paul told him that
ninety-eight-m.p.h. fastballs that clip disease or a monster—if they’re willing he’d be the best of all of them once his
the outside of the plate: strike one and to talk about it at all. But Bard came to frame filled out, and Bard believed him,
strike two. But it is the third pitch that realize the necessity of facing it. Two or at least kept working as if he did.
will inspire awe for years to come. It’s years after retiring, he returned to base- “Daniel has always been very cerebral
a two-seam fastball that heads toward ball and became one of the most dom- and very responsible,” his mother, Kathy,
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“ You want it to be a mechanical issue, or maybe a nerve issue,” Bard, a pitcher, said. His troubles were not so easy to explain.
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told me. “He liked to please. He was a Bard had never thought about how twenty-fourth birthday. He lived out of
typical firstborn.” many inches his leg rose or about the a hotel room in Boston for a while, then
After Bard’s sophomore year, his degree of his arm position—he’d always decided to get a place in town—an apart-
grandfather helped get him into a New focussed on the movement of the ball, ment across the street from Fenway Park,
England showcase for scouts and col- not the movement of his body. He took the team’s nearly century-old stadium.
lege recruiters. Paul told him that he the coaches’ advice eagerly, but it had a He and Adair got married a year later.
should try to throw ninety miles per negative effect: his velocity dropped; his On summer evenings, she’d put Red Sox
hour, something he’d never done. He command disappeared. Thinking about games on the television and then run
hit ninety-one, faster than anyone else. his motion disrupted his muscle mem- across the street if she saw Bard warming
His grandfather draped his arm around ory, and when he made mistakes self- up, so that she could cheer him on. They
his shoulder and introduced doubt crept in. He thought made close friends on the team; Bard be-
him to the newly eager about the opportunity he came a mainstay of the bullpen. When
scouts and coaches. “Like, was blowing, and about how the 2011 season began, the Red Sox were
‘This is my grandson,’” Bard much money he’d been the favorites to win the World Series.
recalled. Everyone wanted given. Anxiety tenses the That spring and summer, from late May
to talk. “I had never felt that body—attempting to con- to the end of July, Bard appeared in
before. It’s a weird feeling. trol a motion can limit the twenty-five games and didn’t give up a
But it was a pretty good degrees of freedom in a joint. single run. It was a record for the Sox, a
feeling when you’re an in- The tightness made Bard franchise that has been around since 1901.
secure fifteen-year-old kid.” pitch worse, which aggra- He was pitching a lot, though, and
He went to showcases vated his anxiety, setting off his arm began to tire. He struggled, too,
down South and kept throw- a negative-feedback loop. with all the attention he was getting. He
ing hard. He transferred to a small pri- The Sox assigned him to their High-A wasn’t a celebrity, but it was Boston, and
vate school to get more playing time. Pro club, a typical spot for a new first-round he was on the Red Sox. “When you’re
scouts came to watch him, and he got pick. But he couldn’t find the plate. He there, it feels like you could go to a restau-
several college-scholarship offers. He was demoted to Low-A, in Greenville, rant in India and get recognized,” he said.
accepted one, from the University of and didn’t fare much better. The beauty In early September, the Sox were in
North Carolina, and became an All- of baseball, people say, is in its daily rep- first place, and nine games ahead of the
America starter. “I did the bare mini- etitions: you get a lot of second chances. Tampa Bay Rays for the final Ameri-
mum to get by in school, which is the But when things aren’t going well the can League playoff spot. They lost eigh-
part I regret,” he said. But it was a de- failures pile up. Every morning, Bard teen of their final twenty-four games—
liberate choice: he didn’t want to have would get out of bed and head to the one of the worst collapses in major-league
anything to fall back on. field for another day of disaster. history—and Bard gave up twelve earned
In his junior year, he led U.N.C. to After the summer, the Red Sox sent runs in just ten and a third innings. His
the finals of the College World Series. him to Hawaii for winter ball. He con- pitching wasn’t actually terrible: there
Afterward, he was drafted by the Red tinued to pitch badly, but he was in Ha- were balls that could have been called
Sox in the first round. He reported to waii; he surfed and wore flip-flops to strikes, a few hits that nearly went foul
the instructional league, in Arizona, where work. The pitching coach there, Mike or for outs. Still, something was off.
prospects train with less pressure and Cather, saw the tightness in Bard’s de- Later, a doctor would diagnose him with
scrutiny than they face in the minors. livery and on his face, and Bard remem- thoracic-outlet syndrome, which affects
He threw three innings, and nearly every bers him promising to send a positive re- the flow of blood to the hands.
pitch went a hundred miles per hour. “I port to the Sox no matter how he pitched. During the off-season, the Sox traded
was, like, Oh, if I can do that, I’m going “I think I went out and I added three or for a star closer, apparently filling the
to move,” he recalled. “I’m not going to four miles an hour instantly,” Bard re- position that Bard had thought would
be in the minors very long.” calls. He didn’t wonder why he’d snapped be his. There was an opening in the start-
out of his funk; he just let it happen. The ing rotation, and he took it. Reporters
ard showed up at his first spring Red Sox told him that he’d return to swarmed him in the clubhouse after bull-
B training, in 2007, with his confi-
dence overflowing. He pitched well in
Low-A in the spring and pitch in relief.
He went back to Greenville, pitched
pen sessions and batting practice. He’d
have to ask them to back up so that he
two bullpen sessions. Then he was asked well, and met a student at a local col- could put on his pants. “I couldn’t go to
to throw a third. “They had, like, seven lege who knew nothing about baseball. the bathroom without ‘How’d it feel?’”
pitching coaches watching this bull- Her name was Adair, and she could talk Bard said.
pen, which is six more than you’d usu- about life in ways that Bard had never The pitching, at least, felt awful. The
ally have,” he said. He’d barely warmed found possible. They started to date. He Red Sox sent him to the minors and
up when one coach suggested that he was called up to Double-A, in Maine, told him that he would become a re-
try a different grip for his fastball. An- and she came to visit. His life gathered liever again. “I think it’ll be a real quick
other said, “We think your leg kick is momentum: he began the 2009 season turnaround,” the team’s manager at the
a little big. We just kind of want to in Triple-A, and, after a month, he made time, Bobby Valentine, told the press.
calm that down.” his big-league début, shortly before his Each morning, Bard would wake up to
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the sight of Fenway Park out his win- ory rather than the misfiring part of the of toughness. Coaches and front offices,
dow, then drive an hour through traffic brain. A golfer might try putting with which favor predictability, are sometimes
to Rhode Island. He wasn’t recalled to the opposite hand or distracting himself made uncomfortable by the uncertainty
the majors until the end of August, and by counting backward from three before surrounding causes and treatments. For
he didn’t pitch well when he got there. swinging. A tennis player struggling with a while, Bard couldn’t even play a game
He began the next season in Dou- her toss might do little math puzzles just of catch. “You want it to be a mechani-
ble-A, then was demoted to Single-A. before serving. Debbie Crews, a sports cal issue, or maybe a nerve issue or some-
His once smooth delivery had disinte- psychologist who has published several thing,” he told me. He spent hours with
grated. After one outing, in September, studies about the yips, told me that the coaches looking at video of his mechan-
the crowd booed him, and Adair, who goal often is not to eradicate the yips but ics. “Which I know now was probably
had come to watch him, ran out of the to outsmart them. This turns out to be making things worse,” he said.
stadium in tears. The next day, the Red very hard to do. Once Bard acknowledged the prob-
Sox let him go. In 2000, Rick Ankiel, a star rookie for lem, he tried every available fix. He met
the St. Louis Cardinals, lost his control with sports psychologists; he saw a hypno-
hat was when Bard Googled “the on the mound during a playoff game. He tist; he meditated. He whispered mantras,
T yips.” He had known what was hap-
pening for a while—everyone did. But
spent a few years trying to regain his form
before he reinvented himself as an out-
which he found counterproductive—ath-
letes “don’t think in words, we think in
everyone, including him, had avoided fielder.“Clinically, I believe, what happened shapes, feelings, and visions,” he told me.
saying it out loud. is this: I dunno,” he later wrote, in a mem- He had a rib removed, to help with the
Many baseball players have minor oir. “And neither does anyone else.” While blood-flow problem caused by thoracic-
control issues at one point or another. Bard was with the Red Sox, his teammate outlet syndrome. He tried different arm
Sometimes it happens after an injury, Jon Lester found that he couldn’t throw slots. Adair posted inspirational messages
when a player is relearning how to throw, the ball to first base anymore. Runners around their house. At one point, she and
over-attending to discrete motions that started taking big leads when he pitched; Bard drove to a Holiday Inn to meet a
used to feel fluid and natural. “Over- eventually, he tried bouncing the ball to woman who used eye-movement ther-
thinking” is the simple way to put it: the first. Lester has been reluctant to talk apy to treat soldiers with P.T.S.D. Bard
brain’s prefrontal cortex trips up the sen- publicly about his difficulties. Steve Sax, also tried a technique called tapping: you
sory cortex and the motor cortex. In other a second baseman for the Dodgers in the tap your fingers on certain places on your
cases, the mind can essentially go blank. eighties, has said that when he began head, in a certain order, to reframe trau-
Players usually snap out of it, the way struggling to throw he became “the laugh- matic memories. It didn’t work.
Bard had years before. But the brain can ingstock of the league.” He went to Puerto Rico for winter
get stuck in certain patterns, and the yips In the sports world, there’s still a de- ball, and reconnected with Aaron Bates,
can take over in a way that no one fully gree of stigma about mental-health is- a former Red Sox teammate, who had
understands. Years ago, Roger Angell sues, partly owing to a narrow definition had his own period of throwing issues,
published a piece in this magazine about
Steve Blass, a Pittsburgh Pirates ace who
won two complete games in the 1971
World Series against the Baltimore Ori-
oles, then lost his skill a year later. Base-
ball players sometimes call the yips “Steve
Blass disease.”
Anyone whose work involves the rep-
etition of refined motor skills—surgeons
and musicians, for example—can get the
yips. (The term was popularized by a
golfer, Tommy Armour, who played on
the P.G.A. Tour in the nineteen-twenties
and thirties.) Some small percentage of
the afflicted suffer from a neurological
condition called focal dystonia, which
is linked to abnormalities in the neural
pathways of the brain and leads to in-
voluntary muscle contractions. Other
cases seem to have a psychological basis.
When treating athletes with the yips,
sports psychiatrists try both to alleviate
their anxiety—with breathing exercises,
therapy, and the like—and to fool their
brains into accessing deep working mem- “We can be together now, Elias! I got legs!”
which he had never talked about before.
Bates compared the experience to driving
on the interstate, intending to pass an exit, LITTER FOR THE TAKING
and having your car swerve onto the off-
ramp: “You can never trust the car again.” My dream life started in L.A.’s concrete world,
Bard said, “We would sit there drinking a cityscape of cheap apartments and palm trees,
beer at, like, four in the morning, laugh- crowned asphalt streets, blacktop playgrounds aswirl
ing our heads off at these feelings that with immigrant, Black, and Asian kids, a wheeze
we’d both had but had never told anybody.” of asthma in my chest, missing Hawai‘i
It felt good, but it didn’t help his pitch- and my playmate cousins, the sighing seashore
ing: in Puerto Rico, he walked nine bat- that had, in foaming curls of white stories,
ters, hit three, and recorded a single out. given a pastoral and all its lore
“I’ll have random players come up to to paint my daydreams, vanish distress,
me,” Bard’s brother Luke told me, “and and bring back the lost words of pitching waves,
they’ll be, like, ‘You know, I had to face itinerant sellers of kūlolo and fish,
your brother in a back-field spring-train- evenings of porch music and windward rains.
ing live B.P., and I was scared for my I had these the way Muir had his Sierras,
life.’” Bard bounced around the minors, a splendor alive in all my waking,
and he and Adair had their first child, a a green mural of folded cliffs, plumeria
boy named Davis. In a two-month span, blooms on patchy lawns, litter for the taking.
Davis went on fifteen plane trips, tag-
ging along as his dad went from team to Throughout childhood, I had my secret place,
team. “I learned the subtle signs that his a splendor of mind amid urban squalor,
release from a team was imminent,” Adair palimpsests of imaginings to trace,
later wrote, in an essay about this period. while a car wreck screeched from the corner.
“A little too long at the field, a meeting I conjured yellow hau flowers, tofu shops,
after a bad bullpen session—I knew when fishhooks baited with pink shrimp in waters
to start packing.” Her own role, she added, tumbled from mossy stones, slate bells of clouds,
was “an emotional conundrum”: “I was the rippled silk of trade winds in blue tatters
lost but the finder; I was fragile and woven across a lagoon’s upturned face.
drained, but expected to be the strength A shut-in, latchkey kid, after school,
and sustenance to carry our family through I made games of cardboard, string. A sheet of foil
the challenges. We were all exhausted.” was a silver pond where white egrets raced.
Bard read self-help books and books
about achieving a “flow state,” in which I’ve since taken survey of other lands,
a person feels fully immersed in an ac- parades of volcanoes, museum halls.
tivity—in the zone. He played catch with I lived for pleasures that came to hand
his dad, to see if he could recover some the way sea-run fish school by a waterfall.
of that old, easy joy. Kathy wondered if
somehow she and Paul were responsible
for what their son was going through: he was a good husband and father, or went on to win the World Series. The
“We asked, ‘Did we do anything?’” was trying to be. He walked out of a Red Sox had sent him a World Series
There were moments of real hope: training session, called Adair, and told ring, but he felt no connection to it. He
Bard would throw twenty-five pitches her that he was done. sold that, too.
and five of them would remind every- He felt relieved; she felt nervous. Their At Adair’s prodding, he called some
one of the guy who’d embarrassed the life together had always centered on base- front-office people whom he liked and
Yankees. He often felt relaxed before he ball, and she didn’t know who they’d be told them that he was looking for work.
threw. But in the nanosecond before his without it. They bought an old house at One of them, who had left Boston for
hand released the ball a terrifying thought the top of a hill in Greenville, in a neigh- the Arizona Diamondbacks, told Bard
would enter his mind: “I don’t know borhood filled with young families that that he was hiring a mentor for minor
where the ball is going.” was a ten-minute drive from the minor- leaguers. Bard got the job.
In 2017, the Mets suggested that he league stadium where Bard was playing
become a submariner—a pitcher who when they met. Their second child was entoring wasn’t high-paying or
throws more or less underhanded. Bard
found himself at the Mets’ facility in Port
born, and a third arrived two years later.
They were happy, but Bard didn’t know
M glamorous, and it meant a lot of
flying back and forth between Scotts-
St. Lucie, Florida, not having seen his what to do with himself. He cleaned out dale and Greenville. But Bard found that
family in weeks. Adair was pregnant his closet and started selling some of his the work came naturally to him. He’s an
again. He’d always been able to tell him- clothes on eBay. In 2013, he had made attentive listener, and, during his time in
self that, even if he wasn’t a good pitcher, two appearances for Boston, and the team the minors, he had got used to younger
46 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
strate it. Bard demurred; it was the spring
of 2019, and he hadn’t thrown a pitch in
almost two years. Still, he was curious.
He got on the mound, warmed up a lit-
I learned of purple wines and their terroir. tle, and threw a fastball. The coach looked
I gathered postcards at a stop-and-go. up from his iPad. Bard had thrown a
I hiked along a narrow road one summer, ninety-m.p.h. strike, in his running shoes.
chasing the ghosts of Sora and Bashō. That fall, back in Greenville, he went
Another, my daughter ran on cobblestones to Home Depot and bought materials
down a winding, Kafkaesque street in Prague. to construct a pitching net in his back
Alarmed, just five, she’d found herself alone yard. He told Adair that it was for the
while I strolled ahead, my mind in a fog. kids. He told himself that, too. After a
It moved back, at work on a fantasy, little while, he set down one of the kids’
something to do with Florentine lunettes, toys as a makeshift home plate, and
or a late spring snow at Kinkaku-ji, paced out the distance to where a pitch-
a lace chain of smoke from a cigarette. er’s rubber would be.
Imitations are what I’d sought, innocence On rainy days, he went to the
I had as though a child’s—a saint’s chorus, Y.M.C.A. and threw against a piece of
unaging wonders taken from guidebooks tape on a wall. Adair said it was nice that
that might beguile and blaze to magnificence. he felt good about throwing again—he
might someday be able to take Davis
A copse of oaks, a lawn of fallen, umber leaves into the back yard to play catch. “If your
are refuge, my home is now my nation— dad was a major-league player, that should
walls of Chinese art, rugs of Turkish weave. be cool,” she told me. “Not, like, ‘We don’t
I’m content with quieter intimations. talk about that.’”
What do I do these days of idleness? Bard hung targets from the net in the
Fugitive thoughts pitch up, the mind’s coronas— back yard to create a strike zone, and hit
an affair among redwoods in Inverness, them so often that they broke. Adair
a summer shower, ponds gold-lit in Laguna— began to suspect his intentions. Around
from memory, phantoms and their auras. Christmas, he called Luke, who was train-
It’s as though I took a road up-mountain ing in Charlotte, to see if he could join
through fog for watercress near Waimea, him. “I’m just messing around, because
Wham! on the radio, then steady rain, it feels good again,” he told his brother.
while I dreamt an image, an idea Then Luke watched him throw and asked
that gave a moment’s comfort when it came. if he was trying to make a comeback.
“Kinda,” Bard said. He came out again
the next week, and threw with Luke and
—Garrett Hongo a few other pros. They told Bard that he
could pitch in the big leagues the next day.
Afterward, he and Adair talked for
players asking him about things—pitch- picked up tips from the team’s mental- a long time. She had reservations—they
ing grips, girlfriend problems. Many of skills coaches, like keeping a journal— now had three children under the age
Arizona’s minor leaguers were curious first to jot down his thoughts about base- of five—but, in the end, she encouraged
about his story. When he recounted it, ball and then, more often, just to reflect him to try, if only to put his playing ca-
they said it was awesome. on life. He sat in on meetings with the reer behind him. Maybe he’d end up
This was a surprise; he was embar- pitching coaches, and learned how to cre- looking foolish; more likely, he’d toil in
rassed by the past. But they viewed him ate highlight reels of bullpen sessions, so the minors for a while and then have to
as someone who had pitched for the Red that he could help pitchers visualize the find a new job. Still, she said, there was
Sox and struck out Hall of Famers. Plus, path of the ball. He started bringing his no reason to assume the worst. What if
he’d persevered through adversity, as ath- glove out to Scottsdale, because he pre- he pulled it off?
letes love to say. Bard began to see his ferred to talk to the players where they
story as they saw it, putting into practice were relaxed, and for most of them that n February, 2020, Bard flew to Scotts-
advice that he was giving them about re-
framing discouraging thoughts. “The way
was on the field. He noticed that throw-
ing didn’t feel difficult anymore.
I dale and told the Diamondbacks that
he was stepping down from his job to at-
you talk to yourself and the way you view He didn’t think too much about it. tempt a comeback. He says that he of-
yourself is who you become,” he would say. But a few players commented on how fered them a private tryout but that they
He taught them breathing exercises hard he was throwing. One day, he asked declined. Word of his decision spread
and meditation, things he’d learned during a coach if he’d ever considered a particular through the complex quickly, and coaches
his own odyssey through the minors. He grip, and the coach asked him to demon- and staffers asked if they could help. He
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 47
so who cares?” Bard said. He added, “I
went out and I pitched really well that day.”
At the end of camp, the manager called
him into his office and said that he’d
made the team. Bard was thirty-five years
old. Soon, the Rockies realized that they
were getting not only a player but a kind
of coach. “Guys gravitate to him, especially
the younger guys,” Darryl Scott, now the
team’s pitching coach, told me. He was
also impressed by Bard’s demeanor:
“When you go to the mound and talk to
him in the middle of the game—it could
be bases loaded, one out—he is com-
pletely calm.” Bard was summoned from
the bullpen two days into the season. There
were two out in the bottom of the fifth,
and runners on first and second; the Rock-
ies led by a run. Bard got out of the in-
ning with a flyout, then pitched another
“Evan and I have an egalitarian approach to scoreless inning, his fastball consistently
housework—nobody does anything.” hitting ninety-eight m.p.h. He got the
win, his first in more than eight years.
By the end of August, he was the
• • team’s closer. He appeared in twenty-
three games that year, striking out twenty-
needed video of his pitching and a print- he and Adair liked Denver, which they seven batters and walking just ten. He
out of data that his agent could send to figured would be less intense than Bos- was named the National League Come-
prospective teams. One coach set up data- ton or Los Angeles. Three weeks after back Player of the Year.
collection equipment, and another vol- the tryout, he put on a Rockies uniform In his second season back, he faltered,
unteered to catch the session. A friend for a spring-training game in Arizona. losing some of his movement and veloc-
on the team’s minor-league staff angled He walked a few batters and gave up hard ity and ceding the closer’s role to another
the camera just right. Bard made the hits, but he didn’t yank any of his throws. reliever. In the off-season, a friend who
highlight reel himself. A few weeks after that, the coronavirus coaches at U.N.C. Charlotte suggested
His agent announced a tryout in Ar- pandemic arrived, and baseball shut down. that he throw a two-seam fastball from
izona the following week, at a local Bard packed up, flew home, and figured an arm slot two inches higher than his
high school. Scouts from about twenty that the experiment might be over. usual position. Bard had spent years tin-
teams showed up, and Bard threw for But, for him, the shutdown proved to kering with his arm slots, to disastrous
fifteen minutes. Ten minutes after he be a strange kind of gift. It gave him more effect. But he understood his body and
finished, his agent got a call from the time to train with pros in Greenville, and his mind better now. Instead of instruct-
Colorado Rockies. to pitch to live batters. When baseball ing his body, he tried imitation, thinking
Five teams invited Bard to their big- returned, that summer, he was invited to of pitchers with higher arm slots and
league camps. His agent called Paul, and an abbreviated summer camp in Denver. mimicking them. The ball hissed out of
Paul called Kathy, who was in the car In July, he stepped onto Coors Field his hand and sank. That fastball became
with Adair, in Greenville, when her phone and caught his breath. “It’s such a pristine his best pitch.
rang. She told Adair that Daniel had sev- environment,” he told me. “There’s barely Bard was no longer simply throwing
eral offers, and Adair began to cry. Kathy a pebble on the warning track that’s out as hard as he could. He experimented
saw how much pressure Adair had felt. of place.” His family rented a cabin in the with grips and spins; he learned how to
She also realized that, because of Adair mountains nearby. One afternoon, Bard throw a pitch that he used to envy, which
and the kids, her son didn’t feel that pres- showed up at his locker to find that his looked at first like it would sail wide,
sure as much as he used to. Bates, Bard’s uniform had no number on it; the club- only to swing back toward the plate and
old teammate, who is now a hitting coach house attendant explained that numbers catch the left corner, surprising the bat-
with the Los Angeles Dodgers, believed were reserved for those who’d already ter. During the 2022 season, he was one
that Bard’s time coaching had made the made the big-league roster. Bard and an- of the best closers in baseball, converting
difference: it requires a lack of ego, and other player found a roll of duct tape and thirty-four saves in thirty-seven chances,
had given him a sense of perspective about fashioned “52”—one higher than the 51 the second-best rate in the league. The
what he could and couldn’t control. he’d worn in Boston—on the back. “I Rockies signed him to a two-year con-
Bard signed with the Rockies, in part was, like, This is entertaining and funny, tract for nineteen million dollars. One
because they called first, and also because and it’s 2020 and the world’s falling apart, day in the off-season, as he fixed his
48 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
daughter a snack at home in the kitchen, the dirt, well off the plate, and both run- activated. Since then, the Rockies have
he told me that he was a hundred per ners advanced. Bard knew that something used him in low-leverage situations; he’s
cent better at pitching than he’d been in was wrong. It was obvious to everyone. not being brought in to finish close games.
Boston. “Like, not even close,” he said. The next batter was Venezuela’s big- His velocity is still down, and he is still
He recalled a trip that he and Adair gest star, José Altuve, a former Ameri- yanking some of his pitches. He has strug-
had taken during the years when he was can League M.V.P. Bard tried to throw gled to keep the ball where he wants it,
struggling. They went to Europe and a sinker inside, hoping to elicit a ground down low, and has been relying more on
spent a few weeks driving around. On a ball. Instead, the pitch, travelling ninety- his slider, an off-speed pitch, than on his
Sunday afternoon in Spain, they sat in a six m.p.h., rose and hit Altuve in the fastball. He understands the yips differ-
square drinking beers, and Bard got to hand. Altuve dropped to the dirt in pain; ently now—as part of him, as something
thinking about the baseball that was being his thumb was broken. Team U.S.A. had to be managed, the way a pitcher might
played, at that moment, on the other side relievers up in the bullpen, but another treat a frayed shoulder.
of the ocean. The sport suddenly seemed batter was already stepping into the box. On a gorgeous Saturday in early May,
small and inconsequential. He thought Bard stood rigid on the mound. The the Rockies were getting ready to play
that the trip would provide the reset he bases were loaded, there were no outs, the Mets, in Queens. The Mets were
needed. It didn’t, but the epiphany stayed and the tying run was on first. Bard’s next observing Mental Health Awareness
with him. pitch dove into the dirt behind the batter, Month, something that would have been
“Naturally, playing baseball on TV narrowly missing his heels, and rolled to hard to imagine not long ago. Two other
just feels more important than it actu- the backstop. A runner scored. Finally, the players this season have followed Bard
ally is,” he told me. “And that’s O.K.That’s call went to the bullpen. Bard was done. in going on the injured list with anxi-
a good thing. It feels like it matters. It ety. I sat with him in the visitors’ dug-
does matter. It matters to a lot of peo- e didn’t sleep much that night. He out, sheltered from the sun, listening to
ple. But, at the end of the day, we’re not
saving any lives or curing cancer or any-
H went back to Arizona, where he
pitched in two more spring-training games,
the pre-game hum. The hours before a
baseball game have a languor to them:
thing super meaningful. We’re just doing but he felt terrible on the mound. He felt kids gawking on the edges of the field,
something that brings a lot of joy to peo- terrible at home, too—stressed, short- big-leaguers thwacking batting-practice
ple. And there’s no reason to let yourself tempered. Adair urged him to be up front home runs. Bard looked out at the
get so caught up in it that it feels like with the Rockies’ coaches and trainers. groundskeepers readying the diamond.
life and death. And I did for a long time.” They were glad when he was. Nobody He was about to turn thirty-eight.
wanted to say anything, but everyone knew. “I’m not super satisfied with where
n December, Bard was selected to rep- The Rockies put Bard on the fifteen- I’m at, but I’m happy to be where I’m at,
I resent the United States in the World
Baseball Classic, an international tour-
day injured list. Even after all he had been
through, Bard told me, it was tempting
you know what I mean?” he said. He’d
been walking about as many hitters as
nament featuring many of the game’s to do what athletes in every sport often he struck out, and had given up a fair
best players, which would be held in do: blame a tight back or a sore elbow number of hard hits—but, whenever he
March. It was an honor, and he wel- instead of a troubled mind. “Arm fatigue” walked a batter or threw a wild pitch, he
comed the bigger platform that it of- would have been an easy excuse—after gathered himself. A month after the game
fered. “I want to use my story to just give all, his velocity was down. When Bard in New York, I watched him, on televi-
hope for people to get through really had been struggling in the minors, he’d sion, walk three San Francisco Giants,
hard things, especially in sports, but also wished that he felt encouraged to treat loading the bases, then strike out two,
people outside of sports and in different his condition as an injury, something you walk in a run, and strike out a third. I
areas, different walks of life,” he told a could recover from with medical treatment thought of something the cognitive sci-
reporter when the tournament began. “I and time. A misfire between the mind entist Sian Beilock, who has written about
don’t necessarily have clear-cut, take- and the body may not be as well under- the yips and performance anxiety, told
this-pill kind of solutions, but I do have stood as a torn ligament, but it isn’t fake. me: “We have to get away from the idea
a lot of things I know helped me, and He and the Rockies decided to list his that the goal is to feel comfortable.” Ten
are a piece of the healing process for me.” injury as anxiety. It wasn’t a first; in the of Bard’s first fifteen strikeouts this sea-
Team U.S.A. reached the quarterfi- past two decades, a number of players son came with runners in scoring position.
nals, where it faced Venezuela. In the fifth have gone on the list for mental-health The game against the Giants was his
inning, the U.S. was up 5–2, and Bard was reasons. But it remains rare, and still makes sixteenth appearance of the season—
called in from the bullpen. Venezuela’s headlines. Bard started talking to a ther- his worst outing so far, and a sign of
fans were roaring; whichever team lost apist. On game days, he’d take the kids how much was still going wrong. And
would be out of the tournament. Bard to a park near their house, where they’d yet the run he gave up was only the sec-
had never pitched in an environment like whack golf balls or fish in a pond. He ond he’d allowed all year. Success isn’t
this. He walked the first batter, then gave started to feel calmer. He was still yippy, the same thing as dominance. The point
up a single on a checked swing. His adren- but he was getting to a place where he has never been to blow guys away with
aline spiked. “There’s a fine line between could work on his pitching without feeling hundred-m.p.h. fastballs, as much fun
being super excited and really nervous,” overwhelmed. He felt more like himself. as that is. It’s always been to try to win
he told me later. He threw a pitch into After nearly three weeks, he was re- with whatever you’ve got.
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FICTION
Saïd Sayrafiezadeh
POP MUSIC
THE STORY OF US
The startling intimacy of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour.
BY AMANDA PETRUSICH
ritics are always bellyaching about spoke. The eye makeup was elaborate. more than three hours. By the end, moth-
Online, fans discuss Swift’s concerts with a fervor reminiscent of the grizzled heads who analyze old Grateful Dead set lists.
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an overachieving, class-president type. I’ll purposeful cultivation of intimacy. From
admit that I’ve struggled, at times, with afar, her fans’ possessiveness appears both
the precision of her work. If you’re some- mighty and frightening.
one who seeks danger in music, Swift’s Still, the intensity of her fandom man-
albums can feel safe; it’s hard to find a ifests so differently offline. Swift’s per-
moment of genuine musical discord or formance might be fixed, perfect (it has
spontaneity. Over time, though, I’ve come to be, of course, to carry a tour so tech-
to understand this criticism of Swift as nically ambitious), but what happens in
tangled up with some very old and poi- the crowd is messy, wild, benevolent, and
sonous ideas about genius, most of which beautiful. I was mostly surrounded by
come from men slyly rebranding the ter- women between the ages of fifteen and
rible behavior of other men. (Swift sees twenty-five. As Swift herself once sang,
it this way, too. On “The Man,” she imag- on “22,” that particular stretch into post-
ines life without misogyny: “I’d be a fear- adolescence is marked by feeling “happy,
less leader/I’d be an alpha type.”) free, confused, and lonely at the same
The intense parasocial bond that time.” The camaraderie in the audience
Swift’s fans feel with her—the singular, invited a very particular kind of giddi-
desperate throb of their devotion—can ness. My best friend from childhood had
swing from charming to troublesome. accompanied me, and when she returned
When Swift débuts new costumes, as she from the concession stand carrying two
did in New Jersey, a wave of glee washes Diet Pepsis so enormous that they re-
over Twitter. But when she puts out a quired her to bear-hug them for safe
new song (“You’re Losing Me”) with lyr- transport, I started laughing harder than
ics that suggest romantic turmoil (“And I have laughed in several years.
I wouldn’t marry me either/A patholog- As the night went on, I began to un-
ical people pleaser”), it can provoke vit- derstand how Swift’s fandom is tied to
riol—in this case toward the actor Joe the primal urge to have something to
Alwyn, Swift’s former partner. (Weeks protect and be protected by. In recent
earlier, Swifties were outraged after one years, community, one of our most ele-
of Alwyn’s co-stars posted a photo of him mental human pleasures, has been dec-
on a scooter, which was read as an egre- imated by COVID, politics, technology,
gious slight because Swift has been in capitalism. These days, people will take
a public battle with a music executive it where they can get it. Swift often sings
named Scooter Braun.) It’s hard enough of alienation and yearning. She has an
to understand a relationship when you’re unusual number of songs about being
inside it; trying to piece together a nar- left behind. Not by the culture—though
rative via song lyrics and a few paparazzi I think she worries about that, too—but
photos seems like a fundamental mis- by someone she cared about who couldn’t
understanding of human relations. Swift countenance the immensity of her life.
was recently rumored to be dating Matty In her world, love is conditional and fre-
Healy, of the British rock band the 1975. quently temporary. (“You could call me
Healy is, depending on whom you ask, ‘babe’ for the weekend,” she sings on “ ’tis
either an irascible provocateur or a disgust- the damn season,” a line I’ve always found
ing bigot. Some of Swift’s fans deemed profoundly sad.) On the chorus of “The
him a racist torture-porn enthusiast, Archer,” she sings, “Who could ever leave
owing to comments he made on a pod- me, darling?/But who could stay?” To-
cast, and groused about him after he and ward the end of the song, she adds a
Swift were photographed together. more hopeful line: “You could stay.”
Though it would be easy, and maybe even As she sang that “you” on Saturday,
correct, to dismiss this sort of hullabaloo she raised an arm and pointed directly
as ultimately innocuous—just people to the audience. Swift has written many
being hyperbolic online, in the same way songs that describe her devotion as a
one might tweet, say, “Taylor Swift can punishment to be endured. “I love you,
run me over with a tractor”—the swarm- ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?”
and-bully tactic feels at odds with Swift’s she bellows on “Cruel Summer.” She be-
music, which has always lionized the mis- lieves that the force of her affection will
understood underdog. Maybe Healy de- push people away. But her fans have re-
serves it. Alwyn, at least, seems innocent. mained. They have buoyed her; in turn,
This is the obvious flip side of Swift’s she has given them everything.
put it, jump “up and down on the
A CRITIC AT LARGE Berlin Wall.” Bush responded by prais-
ing Gorbachev’s boldness and stress-
EASTERN PROMISES
ing that he had economic problems
of his own. Then Gorbachev unveiled
what he considered a great surprise.
Who lost Russia? It was a heartfelt statement about his
hope for new relations between the
BY KEITH GESSEN two superpowers. “I want to say to
you and the United States that the
Soviet Union will under no circum-
stances start a war,” Gorbachev said.
“The Soviet Union is no longer pre-
pared to regard the United States as
an adversary.”
As the historian Vladislav Zubok
explains in his recent book “Collapse:
The Fall of the Soviet Union” (Yale),
“This was a fundamental statement,
a foundation for all future negotia-
tions.” But, as two members of Gor-
bachev’s team who were present for
the conversations noted, Bush did not
react. Perhaps it was because he was
recovering from seasickness. Perhaps
it was because he was not one for grand
statements and elevated rhetoric. Or
perhaps it was because to him, as a
practical matter, the declaration of
peace and partnership was meaning-
less. As he put it, a couple of months
later, to the German Chancellor,
Helmut Kohl, “We prevailed and they
didn’t.” Gorbachev thought he was
discussing the creation of a new world,
in which the Soviet Union and the
United States worked together, two
old foes reconciled. Bush thought he
The Cold War ended. The United States declared victory. Then things took a turn. was merely negotiating the terms for
the Soviets’ surrender.
n early December of 1989, a few increasing defense spending; then he
I weeks after the Berlin Wall fell,
Mikhail Gorbachev attended his first
had somewhat rashly decided to go
along with Gorbachev’s project to re- T he most pressing practical ques-
tion after the Berlin Wall came
summit with President George H. W. arrange the world system. Bush’s na- down was what would happen to the
Bush. They met off the coast of Malta, tional-security team, which included two Germanys. It was not just the
aboard the Soviet cruise ship Maxim the realist defense intellectual Brent Wall that had been keeping them apart.
Gorky. Gorbachev was very much look- Scowcroft, had taken a pause to re- In 1989, even after four years of Gor-
ing forward to the summit, as he looked view the nation’s Soviet policy. The bachev’s perestroika, there were still
forward to all his summits; things at big debate within the U.S. government nearly four hundred thousand Soviet
home were spiralling out of control, was whether Gorbachev was in ear- troops in the German Democratic Re-
SOURCE PHOTOGRAPH FROM GETTY
but his international standing was un- nest; once it was concluded that he public. On the other side of the East-
dimmed. He was in the process of end- was, the debate was about whether West border were several hundred
ing the decades-long Cold War that he’d survive. thousand NATO troops, and most of
had threatened the world with nuclear On the summit’s first day, Gor- the alliance’s ground-based nuclear
holocaust. When he appeared in for- bachev lamented the sad state of his forces. The legal footing for these troop
eign capitals, crowds went wild. economy and praised Bush’s restraint deployments was the postwar settle-
Bush was less eager. His predeces- and thoughtfulness with regard to the ment at Potsdam. The Cold War, at
sor, Ronald Reagan, had blown a huge revolutionary events in the Eastern least in Europe, was a frozen conflict
hole in the budget by cutting taxes and Bloc—he did not, as Bush himself between the winners of the Second
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World War. Germany, four and a half “The Soviets are not in a position to into the alliance might strengthen
decades later, remained the loser. dictate Germany’s relationship with the hand of the hard-liners inside
West German politicians dreamed NATO,” he said. “To hell with that.” Russia, and become, in effect, a self-
of reunification; the hard-line Com- The U.S. pressed its advantage; fulfilling prophecy.
munist leaders of East Germany were Gorbachev, overwhelmed by mount-
less enthusiastic. East Germans, pour- ing problems at home, settled for a fter the Soviet collapse, Western
ing through the dismantled Wall to
bask in the glow of Western consumer
substantial financial inducement from
Kohl and some vague security assur-
A advisers, investment bankers, de-
mocracy promoters, and just plain con
goods, were voting with their feet. ances. Soon, the Soviet Union was no men flooded the region. The advice on
What would Gorbachev do? Through- more, and the overriding priority for offer was, in retrospect, contradictory.
out the months that followed, he held U.S. policymakers became nuclear On the one hand, Western officials
a series of meetings with foreign lead- deproliferation. Ukraine, newly inde- urged the former Communist states
ers. His advisers urged him to extract pendent, had suddenly become the to build democracy; on the other, they
as many concessions as possible. They world’s No. 3 nuclear power, and West- made many kinds of aid contingent on
wanted security guarantees: the non- ern countries set about persuading the implementation of free-market re-
extension of NATO, or at least the it to give up its arsenal. Meanwhile, forms, known at the time as “shock
removal of nuclear forces from Ger- events in the former Eastern Bloc were therapy.” But the reason the reforms
man territory. One bit of leverage was moving rapidly. had to be administered brutally and
that NATO’s nuclear presence was In 1990, Franjo Tudjman was all at once—why they had to be a
deeply unpopular among the West elected President of Croatia and began shock—was that they were by their
German public, and Gorbachev’s pushing for independence from Yu- nature unpopular. They involved put-
hardest-line adviser on Germany goslavia; the long and violent disso- ting people out of work, devaluing their
urged him, more than a little hypo- lution of that country was under way. savings, and selling key industries to
critically, to demand a German pop- Then, in February of 1991, the lead- foreigners. The political systems that
ular vote on nukes. ers of Poland, Hungary, and Czecho- emerged in Eastern Europe bore the
In February, 1990, two months after slovakia, as it was then, met in Vise- scars of this initial contradiction.
the summit with Bush on the Maxim grád, a pretty castle town just north In almost every former Commu-
Gorky, Gorbachev hosted James Baker, of Budapest, and promised one an- nist state, the story of reform played
the U.S. Secretary of State, in Mos- other to coördinate their pursuit of out in the same way: collapse, shock
cow. This was one of Gorbachev’s last economic and military ties with Eu- therapy, the emergence of criminal en-
opportunities to get something from ropean institutions. These countries trepreneurs, violence, widespread so-
the West before Germany reunified. became known as the Visegrád Group, cial disruption, and then, sometimes,
But, as Mary Elise Sarotte relates in and they exerted pressure on succes- a kind of rebuilding. Many of the coun-
“Not One Inch: America, Russia, and sive U.S. Administrations to let them tries are now doing comparatively well.
the Making of Post-Cold War Stale- join nato. They were worried about Poland has a per-capita G.D.P. ap-
mate” (Yale), her recent book on the the events in Yugoslavia, but even proaching Portugal’s; the Czech Re-
complex history of NATO expansion, more worried about Russia. If the public exports its Škoda sedans all over
he was not up to the task. Baker posed Russians broke bad, they argued, they the world; tiny Estonia is a world leader
to Gorbachev a hypothetical question. in e-governance. But the gains were
“Would you prefer to see a unified distributed unequally, and serious po-
Germany outside of NATO, indepen- litical damage was done.
dent and with no U.S. forces,” Baker In no country did the reforms play
asked, “or would you prefer a unified out more dramatically, and more con-
Germany to be tied to NATO, with as- sequentially, than in Russia. Boris
surances that NATO’s jurisdiction would Yeltsin’s first post-Soviet Cabinet was
not shift one inch eastward from its led by a young radical economist named
present position?” This last part would Yegor Gaidar. In a matter of months,
launch decades of debate. Did it con- he transformed the enormous Russian
stitute a promise—later, obviously, bro- would need NATO’s protection; if the economy, liberalizing prices, ending
ken? Or was it just idle talk? In the Russians stayed put, the alliance could tariffs on foreign goods, and launch-
event, Gorbachev answered lamely that mellow out and just enjoy its annual ing a voucher program aimed at dis-
of course NATO could not expand. Bak- meetings. Either way, there would be tributing the ownership of state enter-
er’s offer, if that’s what it was, would no harm done. prises among the citizenry. The result
not be repeated. In fact, as soon as peo- The counter-argument, from some was the pauperization of much of the
ple in the White House got wind of in both the Bush and the Clinton population and the privatization of the
the conversation, they had a fit. Two Administrations, was that the prior- country’s industrial base by a small
weeks later, at Camp David, Bush told ity was the emergence of a peaceable group of well-connected men, soon to
Kohl what he thought of Soviet de- and democratic Russia. Admitting be known as the oligarchs. When the
mands around German reunification. the former Warsaw Pact countries parliament, still called the Supreme
60 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
Soviet and structured according to the
old Soviet constitution, tried to put a
brake on the reforms, Yeltsin ordered
it disbanded. When it refused to go,
Yeltsin ordered that it be shelled. Many
of the features that we associate with
Putinism—immense inequality, a lack
of legal protections for ordinary citi-
zens, and super-Presidential powers—
were put in place in the early nine-
teen-nineties, in the era of “reform.”
When it came to those reforms, did
we give the Russians bad advice, or was
it good advice that they implemented
badly? And, if it was bad advice, did
we dole it out maliciously, to destroy
their country, or because we didn’t know
what we were doing? Many Russians
still believe that Western advice was
calculated to harm them, but history
points at least partly in the other di-
rection: hollowing out the government,
privatizing public services, and letting
the free market run rampant were pol-
icies that we also implemented in our
own country. The German historian
Philipp Ther argues that the post-So-
viet reform process would have looked
very different if it had taken place even
a decade earlier, before the so-called
Washington Consensus about the be-
nevolent power of markets had con-
gealed in the minds of the world’s lead-
ing economists. One could add that it
would also have been different two de- “ You know your mistake? When they say ‘Speak,’ you speak.”
cades later, after the 2008 financial cri-
sis had caused people to question again
the idea that capitalism could be trusted
• •
to run itself.
Back during the last months of Gor- Soviet society so that it can’t afford a other when their desperate unemployed
bachev’s tenure, there was briefly talk defense system. If the Soviets go to a showed up at our borders. Ther uses
of another Marshall Plan for the de- market system, then they can’t afford a the example of Poland—a large coun-
feated superpower. A joint Soviet- large defense establishment. A real re- try that underwent a jarring and pain-
American group led by the economist form program would turn them into a ful reform period yet emerged suc-
Grigory Yavlinsky and the Harvard po- third-rate power, which is what we want.” cessfully, at least from an economic
litical scientist Graham Allison pro- But, if our advice and actions did perspective, on the other side. But in
posed something they called a Grand damage to Russia, they also did dam- the process many people were put out
Bargain, which would involve a huge age to us. In a forthcoming book, “How of work; rural and formerly industri-
amount of aid to the U.S.S.R., contin- the West Lost the Peace” (Polity), trans- alized sections of the country did not
gent on various reforms and nonpro- lated by Jessica Spengler, Ther writes keep up with the big cities. This gen-
liferation efforts. In “Collapse,” Zubok on the concept of “co-transformation.” erated a political reaction that was even-
describes a National Security Council Change and reform moved in both di- tually expressed in support for the
meeting in June, 1991, at which the rections. Borders softened. We sent right-wing nationalist Law and Jus-
Grand Bargain was discussed. Nicho- Russia Snickers bars and personal com- tice Party, which in 2020 all but banned
las Brady, then the Secretary of the puters; they sent us hockey players and abortions in Poland. At the same time,
Treasury, spoke out forcefully against Tetris. But there were less positive out- a great many Poles emigrated to the
extensive aid to the Soviet Union. He comes, too. It was one thing to impose West, including to the United King-
was candid about America’s priorities, “structural adjustment” on the states dom, where their presence engendered
saying, “What is involved is changing of the former Eastern Bloc, quite an- a xenophobic reaction that was one of
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the proximate causes, in 2016, of Brexit. ject, the most sympathetic. Short dis- corrupt. He sees Putin’s well-docu-
The reforms did not merely cause misses for lack of evidence many of mented ties to criminal organizations
financial pain. They led to a loss in so- the conspiracy theories that have at- in the city as the cost of doing busi-
cial status, to a loss of hope. These ex- tached to Putin over the years: he de- ness. And he notes that, although most
periences were not well captured by picts him as a fairly impressive but also foreign diplomats who interacted with
economic statistics. The worst years typical product of a patriotic working- Putin during this time (among other
for Russians were the ones between class Soviet family of the nineteen- things, he was in charge of foreign
1988 and 1998; after that, the ruble was fifties. Young Putin was an indifferent economic ties at the Mayor’s office)
devalued, exports began to rise, oil student and an enthusiastic street got a sense of his competence and so-
prices went up, and, despite enormous brawler rescued from a wayward life briety, they did notice that he had a
theft at the top, the dividends trick- by a passion for judo and, eventually, weak spot: when it came to the relin-
led down to the rest of society. But the a fascination with the secret services; quished empire—which meant, for St.
aftereffects of that decade of pain were he was recruited by the K.G.B. in his Petersburg, complicated travel and
considerable. Life expectancy had last year of college after attempting to trade arrangements with nearby Es-
dropped by five years; there was severe join while still a teen-ager. Short does tonia—Putin would lose his temper
social dislocation. At the end of it, not exaggerate Putin’s standing within and start speechifying. He considered
many people were prepared to sup- the K.G.B. He was a middling officer it “ridiculous,” the German consul re-
port, and some people even to love, a with a short fuse and was dispatched called, that Estonia had established an
colorless but energetic former K.G.B. in 1985 to East Germany, by spy stan- independent state.
agent named Vladimir Putin. dards a backwater. But from there he His rise to the Presidency was in
got a clear view of how it looked when many ways accidental—in four years
here have always been two views Soviet power collapsed, and he did not he went from unemployed former of-
T of Putin: in one, he is a pragmatic
statesman, doing what he can for Rus-
like what he saw.
Putin returned to Leningrad in 1990.
ficial (after Sobchak lost his reëlec-
tion campaign, in 1996) to the coun-
sia under difficult circumstances; in As Russia, under the rule of the Mon- try’s highest office—but it was not
the other, he is an ideologue, bent on gol khans, missed the European Re- without its logic. Putin found him-
restoring something like the Soviet naissance, so, too, had Putin missed self in the right place at the right time
empire to its 1945 borders. Would a the romantic period of perestroika. By over and over, and he impressed the
different Russian leader have behaved the time he came back, all was in ruins. right people with his diligence and
differently, under the circumstances? Short is almost certain that Putin was his loyalty. If some of his supporters,
It’s an unanswerable question, though assigned by the K.G.B. to infiltrate such as the oligarch Boris Berezovsky,
one worth asking. the “democratic” movement; if that’s whom Putin hounded into exile and
Philip Short’s “Putin” (Holt), pub- true, he did so with great success, be- eventually into an early grave, were
lished last summer, is one place to start. coming in a few years the deputy mayor disappointed by their man, others
It is the most comprehensive English- to Anatoly Sobchak, one of the heroes got exactly what they wanted, and
language biography to date of the Rus- of the perestroika era. Short depicts much more.
sian leader. It is also, in its attempt to St. Petersburg Putin as a serious, hard- For many Russians, Boris Yeltsin’s
understand the perspective of its sub- working official, and only moderately abdication in favor of a former K.G.B.
lieutenant colonel represented the end
of their experiment in democracy and
tentative rapprochement with the West.
For others, it had ended sooner, in the
shelling of the Supreme Soviet and
among the mountains of Chechnya.
Yet others believed that, even a decade
into the Putin regime, democracy could
still be revived. Two things can be true
simultaneously: one, that Putin was
well within the mainstream of Rus-
sian politics—that any Russian leader
would have been faced with his coun-
try’s unenviable geopolitical position
between a dynamic Europe and a ris-
ing China and recognized that state
capacity did have to be rebuilt after
the collapse of the previous decade and
a half. But, also, two, that Putin was
always quick to solve problems through
“Stop reading the article and get back to the cartoon!” the deployment of violence, and that
as time went on he became bolder and
more aggressive, and took steps that
others in his circle would likely have BRIEFLY NOTED
shied away from.
Short argues convincingly that Putin Be Mine, by Richard Ford (Ecco). The fifth, and reputedly the
came into the office ready to work with last, of Ford’s books about the character Frank Bascombe,
the West. He had a tense first meet- this novel finds Frank now in his seventies and confronting
ing with Bill Clinton (“We’re going to his son Paul’s devastating illness. After Paul, who has A.L.S.
miss ol’ Boris,” Clinton remarked to (or “Al’s,” as he jokingly refers to it), participates in an exper-
Strobe Talbott, his Deputy Secretary imental protocol at the Mayo Clinic, Frank picks him up in
of State), but then a much warmer a rented R.V. and they set out for Mt. Rushmore. A melan-
summit with George W. Bush in which choly but banter-filled road trip ensues, in which they sur-
Bush claimed to look into Putin’s eyes vey a swath of Middle America—kitsch stops along the way
and see his soul. A few months later, include the World’s Only Corn Palace, where everything is
Putin was the first world leader to call made of corn—and meet various vividly drawn characters.
Bush in the aftermath of the Septem- The startling and poignant conclusion unites father and son
ber 11th attacks. He actively supported through love and grief as they learn to “give life its full due.”
the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan and
didn’t complain too much, at first, about August Blue, by Deborah Levy (Farrar, Straus & Giroux). This
NATO expansion: most of the Visegrád meditative novel starts at a flea market in Athens, where a pi-
states had joined in 1999, under Clin- anist named Elsa, who recently interrupted her career after a
ton, and the Baltic states were up next. disastrous concert, catches sight of a woman who seems to be
But from the high-water mark of 2001 her double. She keeps seeing her as she travels around Europe,
the relationship with Putin continu- teaching young students and reuniting with musicians from
ously declined. The Russian leader did her past. In Sardinia, she visits her gregarious, domineering
not enjoy the Bush Administration’s teacher, who adopted her as a child. Now dying, he urges her
“Freedom Agenda,” whether it took to find her birth parents. As the novel quickens to a climac-
the form of the full-scale invasion of tic encounter between Elsa and her doppelgänger, it becomes
Iraq or the much milder cheerleading a rumination on identity, desire, and the passage from self-
for the “color revolutions” in Georgia effacement to self-discovery.
and Ukraine. (In this case, the U.S. did,
symbolically, jump up and down on V Is for Victory, by Craig Nelson (Scribner). On becoming
the Berlin Wall.) Putin was deeply dis- President, in 1933, Franklin D. Roosevelt faced two daunting
appointed by Western criticisms of his tasks: to pull the country out of the Depression and, in the
continuing war against Chechen sep- face of Nazism’s rise, to overcome U.S. isolationism. Such was
aratism. To Putin, it looked like the his success, this paean to F.D.R. contends, “that, if any one
same war on terror that the West was human being is responsible for winning World War II, it is
waging, “gloves off ”; to the West, it FDR.” Nelson focusses on the ways in which New Deal eco-
looked like human-rights violations nomics and a nascent war effort went hand in hand, as with
and war crimes. Having supported the the bond-sales programs that financed the “arsenal of democ-
U.S. invasion of Afghanistan, Putin racy” policy, and shows us Roosevelt wrangling generals and
was furious when the U.S. and the U.K. manufacturers alike. He sees America’s “industrial genius”—
refused to extradite Chechen leaders. factories producing everyday items were enlisted to make ar-
Is there a counter-history in which maments—as central to the defeat of fascism, arguing that
Putin’s Russia and the U.S. merrily American workers were war heroes, too.
prosecuted the war on terror together—
threw bags over people’s heads, knocked Easily Slip Into Another World, by Henry Threadgill and Brent
down doors in the middle of the night, Hayes Edwards (Knopf ). “I go back in my memory and I
and zapped people from the skies, to- don’t see: I hear,” Threadgill, a Pulitzer Prize-winning jazz
gether? Certainly there would have musician and composer, writes in this autobiography. As a
been plenty of room for C.I.A. black child, he taught himself to play his mother’s piano, then
sites in Russia. It’s not exactly a cheer- learned the clarinet, the flute, and the saxophone (his main
ing prospect, and in any case there instrument). Threadgill is an engaging narrator, touching on
was no room for an equal partner in racism in the Chicago of his youth, his military service in
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney’s Vietnam—one band performance is interrupted by a Viet-
global crusade. By 2004, Putin was cong raid—and his compositional process. The book’s title
darkly accusing the West of collabo- refers to a state of mind in which he is able to resist the “mess”
rating with Chechen terrorists. He of conformity and produce an utterance of his own. “Your
started talking more and more about neurosis and your dream,” he writes, “they go hand in hand.”
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the threat posed by NATO expansion. ican diplomat and Russia expert Wil- the death of Russian soldiers, to spend
In 2007, during a speech at the Mu- liam Hill published a book about the more and more on defense, both here
nich Security Conference, he all but decline of the U.S.-Russia relationship and in Europe, and to create the at-
declared his secession from the West. in the post-Cold War period: he called mosphere and conditions of a second
Putin was lucky. Oil prices rose and it “No Place for Russia.” There was no Cold War, because we failed to fig-
Russia grew richer. Moscow, in its place for Russia in the E.U., because ure out how to secure the peace after
restaurants and cafés, increasingly came it was too big; there was no place for the last one.
to resemble a European capital. But Russia in NATO, because NATO was an The development of Russia in the
looks were deceiving. In fact, Russia anti-Russian alliance. Meanwhile, the post-Cold War period was not the re-
was rearming, and growing ever more organizations in which Russia had an sult of a Western plot or Western ac-
resentful, and plotting vengeance: it equal voice—most notably, the U.N. tions. Russian officials chose, within a
was sliding into the abyss. and the Organization for Security and narrow range of options, how to be-
Still, even now, as the full-scale war Co-operation in Europe—were in- have, and they could have chosen dif-
in Ukraine continues into its second creasingly sidelined. The stronger and ferently. The Russian invasion of
year, one can point to moments when more active NATO became, the weaker Ukraine, in February, 2022, was no more
things might have turned out differ- Russia was. There was no getting inevitable or foreordained than the
ently. The years when the longtime around this. U.S. invasion of Iraq, in 2003. Still, it’s
Putin associate Dmitry Medvedev American power during this period worth asking what other course we
served as President showed a less com- was so great, and Russian power so di- might have followed.
bative Russia to the world. Despite minished, that to the Russians every- Sarotte, in her book on NATO, ar-
continuing many of Putin’s policies— thing the U.S. did seemed like a prov- gues that a slower pace of expansion
among other things, it was Medvedev ocation. Some of our actions were might have caused less damage to Rus-
who prosecuted the war with Georgia evidently selfish and malevolent; oth- sian internal politics; in time, with less
in August of 2008—Medvedev created ers were well-meaning but ineffectual. pressure from an expanding West, Rus-
a more liberal atmosphere in public And sometimes American policymak- sia might have come around. Ther sug-
life; with prodding from the Obama ers were simply faced with impossible gests that, in place of Western trium-
Administration, coöperation on the choices. These tended to arise on the phalism and complacency, a more
U.S. war in Afghanistan started again. periphery of Russian’s old empire, in serious reckoning with the revolution-
Another Russia was possible, maybe, the countries that formed the new fault ary ideals of 1989—a striving for de-
and Putin, as Prime Minister, seemed line between Russia and the West: mocracy and freedom of the sort that
content to remain in the background. what the political scientists Timothy was utopian even by Western stan-
But he was never far away. There is Colton and Samuel Charap have called dards—could have led to a different
some evidence that his decision to re- the “in-betweens”—Armenia, Azer- result. In Zubok’s book on the demise
turn to the Presidency was spurred less baijan, Belarus, Georgia, Moldova, and, of the Soviet Union, the top Ameri-
by anything Medvedev did on the do- especially, Ukraine. can officials—Scowcroft, Baker, and
mestic front than by his behavior In the winter of 2004-05, Putin Bush—are depicted as thoughtful and
during the early stages of the Libyan watched helplessly as thousands of sympathetic but also, in the end, keep-
civil war, in 2011. The U.S. co-spon- protesters in Kyiv demanded and won ing their cards, and their cash, too close
sored a U.N. resolution to help pro- a new vote after large-scale fraud had to their vests. Everyone in the former
tect rebel forces from Muammar Qad- seemed to give Viktor Yanukovych the Soviet bloc looked to America for guid-
dafi’s Army; ordinarily, this was the Presidential victory in Ukraine. Yanu- ance and inspiration. Never had the
sort of thing Russia vetoed. But Med- kovych managed to mount a success- prestige of the United States been
vedev ordered his foreign ministry to ful Presidential bid in the next elec- higher in that part of the world. We
abstain. When Putin disagreed pub- tion cycle, but in 2014 vast protests had an astonishing amount of moral
licly, Medvedev reprimanded him. Ac- over his refusal to sign an association capital. What did we do with it?
cording to Short, this was “political agreement with the E.U. once again Ultimately, the West chose the
suicide.” In the wake of the NATO-led chased him from power. That same West. We extended our writ where we
intervention, Qaddafi—who had pre- week, Russian soldiers in unmarked could, and dug in where we had to.
viously acceded to America’s security uniforms appeared in Crimea. The in- This meant, among other things, keep-
requests and had provided assistance vasion of Ukraine had begun. ing the structures we already had in
for its global war on terror—was cap- place and expanding them, as opposed
tured and then murdered by rebel y the logic of co-transformation, to inventing new ones. Back in 1990,
forces, who f ilmed the killing and
posted the video online. Putin suppos-
B we urged brutal free-market pol-
icies on Eastern Europe, and then im-
three months after the “not one inch”
meeting, Gorbachev had waxed lyri-
edly watched it multiple times. In any posed them on ourselves. Having par- cal to Baker about a new pan-Euro-
case, a few months after NATO bombed ticipated in the creation of the Russian pean security arrangement. The Amer-
Tripoli, he announced that he would monster, we are now forced to be- ican Secretary of State’s response was
be returning to the Presidency. come monsters to battle it, to manu- polite, but firm: “It is an excellent
Five years ago, the longtime Amer- facture and sell more weapons, to cheer dream, but only a dream.”
64 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
ited range Americans are so fond of
BOOKS calling Chekhovian. Is every new story
here one for the ages? With a book
MORTAL COIL
this generous from a writer this gifted,
we would be vulgar to ask.”
Let us be a little vulgar. Let us stand
Loving and letting go in Lorrie Moore’s new novel. on the shore and wave at you, Lorrie
Moore. Let us talk extravagantly of
BY PARUL SEHGAL your artistic growth or lack thereof;
let us shoehorn in biography. Why
else have you given us these naggingly
suggestive patterns? Why else is your
new novel, “I Am Homeless if This
Is Not My Home” (Knopf ), wallpa-
pered with codes and clues? Barring
these enticements, it’s enough to quote
that novel: “There is no disenthralling
a determined creature!” (The creature
in question is a sow intent on rooting
up buried bodies to consume, but let us
not look too closely at the metaphor.)
Moore made her name with catchy,
charismatic short stories that she began
publishing in her twenties—“the fem-
inine emergencies,” she called them.
They were collected in “Self-Help”
(1985), and given ironic how-to titles:
“How to Become a Writer,” “How to
Be an Other Woman.” Praise for her
work came laced with skepticism—
could this funny, punny, puckery tone
evolve into anything more substan-
tive? The response, in three ensuing
volumes of stories, was so unequivo-
cal that it made a mockery of the ques-
tion. The wisecracking heroines now
reported from Hell. Almost all the sto-
ries in Moore’s influential “Birds of
America” (1998) feature a sick, suffer-
ing, or dead child. The title refers neatly
s it possible to critic-proof a work Wave at the boat.” Her clearest coun- both to her characters—those awk-
I of art? To angle it just out of the
reach of our blundering hands? To ren-
termove can be seen in her decision
to arrange the contents of her “Col-
ward, flapping folk intent on escape,
crashing into walls instead—and to
der it opaque enough to resist inter- lected Stories” (2020) alphabetically the Audubon monograph mentioned
pretation, or maybe just to obscure our rather than chronologically; as she ex- in one story. Before Audubon painted
view with a shroud of baffling public plained, she wanted to avoid a “linear his birds, Moore reminds us, he shot
utterances? Lorrie Moore has tried sequence that would tempt biograph- them. In her most recent collection,
each of these moves. In the course of ical and ‘artistic growth’ pronounce- “Bark” (2014), the aperture widened
a long and celebrated career, she has ments.” She offers her own decorous, still further; there is mention of 9/11,
maintained a cagey relationship with deeply accommodating approach as of Abu Ghraib, even though the voice
criticism, complicated by the fact that an alternative model. Reviewing a vol- never altered, never needed to, the pun-
she herself is a frequent and accom- ume of Ann Beattie’s stories, she writes, ning and joking acquiring a harsh dig-
plished practitioner. A collection of “Do the characters sometimes seem nity. “If you’re suicidal,” a woman says,
her reviews, “See What Can Be Done” similar from story to story? The same “and you don’t actually kill yourself, you
(2018), begins with a line from the jazz can be said of every short-story writer become known as ‘wry.’ ”
musician Ben Sidran: “Critics! Can’t who ever lived. Does the imaginative For Moore, as with so many dis-
even float. They just stand on shore. range seem limited? It is the same lim- tinguished short-story writers—Lydia
Davis, John Cheever, Donald Bar-
“I Am Homeless if This Is Not My Home” is wallpapered with codes and clues. thelme—the novels have been the
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B-sides. They have sometimes invited a self-mockery, invoked Stephen Sond- tacks on a terrible joke. The gentleman
Goldilocks-style grousing from critics. heim’s line that excessive bird imagery lodger (“dapper as a finch”) tries to en-
“Anagrams” (1986), her first, in which is a sign of a second-rate poet. Whether tice Libby onto the stage: “Why, Miss
a pair of characters change their iden- woman or flamingo, Moore’s charac- Libby, an Elizabeth should learn Eliz-
tities with each chapter: too exper- ters sound identical; perhaps the most abethan.” It is a warm, knowing wel-
imental. “Who Will Run the Frog revered and reviled feature of her work come, with Moore Moorishly adorn-
Hospital?” (1994), which describes is that consistent and unmistakable ing the scene with her little puns,
one summer in a friendship between voice. The people in her stories mis- adding a hawk wing to a man’s hat,
two teen-age girls: piercing, but slight. hear and misunderstand one another, lighting our beady narrator just so. “I
“A Gate at the Stairs” (2009), which indulge in compulsive wordplay and am personally unreconciled to just
mushrooms with subplots featuring about everything,” Libby says. We are
the war on terror, interracial adop- clued in to the lodger’s identity (the
tion, Muslim terrorists going incog- actor family, the secessionist loyalties).
nito in the Midwest: too much. (What He is a notorious assassin, of course,
verdict awaits the diaphanous ghost taking cover.
story that is “I Am Homeless if This The frame shifts: we are in the
Is Not My Home,” with its curious, Bronx, in 2016. Finn, a teacher, sits at
unravelling structure? Too odd, I sus- the bedside of his hospice-ridden
pect.) The novels may lack the punch brother, but he is distracted. He’s con-
of the stories, but, if we put the work sumed with thoughts of his suicidal
in the chronological order that Moore defiant corniness. (“So, you’re a secre- ex-girlfriend, Lily, a woman with chaos
deplores, it’s not growth we observe tary?” Squirm and quip: “More like a running through her veins, who left
but rotation, reshuff ling, a kaleido- sedentary.”) Her way of recostuming him, long ago, for another man. “It’s
scopic movement of elements—teach- characters—ripping a wig off one and an extra room in the house of her head,”
ers, opera, Brahms, New Yorkers exiled putting it on another, switching up Finn thinks. “It’s like a spider inside
to the Midwest, sick children—clicking their lines—recalls one of the rare ac- of her telling her from its corner to
into different arrangements. The men counts she has offered of her child- burn down the whole thing.” Lily works
are dopey and destructive; the women hood. “I detached things: the charms as a clown—this is Lorrie Moore, after
clever and thwarted, with all the good from bracelets, the bows from dresses,” all—and once tried to strangle herself
lines and the truly depressing fates. she once wrote. “This was a time—the with the laces of her clown shoes. As
They occasionally rouse themselves to early 60s, an outpost, really, of the 50s— Finn sits with his brother, he learns
a nice clean act of violence, but more when little girls’ dresses had lots of that Lily has, at last, succeeded. Or has
often they shamble and smoke and gaze decorations: badly stitched appliqué, she? For here she is, wandering a grave-
at themselves in the mirror with grave or little plastic berries, lace f lowers, yard, a little wobbly, dirt ringing her
disappointment: “I used to be able to satin bows. I liked to remove them and mouth, not deeply dead but, she says,
get better-looking than this.” Images would often then reattach them—on “death-adjacent.” She asks to be taken
recur (wild animals tumbling through a sleeve or a mitten. I liked to recon- to a body farm in Tennessee and used
chimneys, rotting in the walls); so do textualize even then.” for forensic research. Finn agrees—
certain jokes. how could he not? Her face is “still
And, of course: the birds. Not since he prop table having been assem- possessed of her particular radiant tur-
Hitchcock had Norman Bates eye up
Marion Crane (Crane!) in a motel room
T bled, the new novel begins. The
voice that greets us is a shock. It is a
bulence,” he finds, with an ache. “You
had to stick around for the show.”
full of taxidermied crows and owls, nineteenth-century voice, a woman— Thus begins the first of two road
while telling her that he likes to “stuff Libby, the proprietress of a rooming trips featuring a corpse; it is this one,
birds”—a rare triple entendre (remem- house—writing to her dead sister: “The though, that is the engine of the novel.
ber Mother next door)—has anyone moon has roved away in the sky and I Never mind Libby, never mind the
so exulted in avian symbolism. Moore’s don’t even know what the pleiades are dear brother who’s in hospice, let him
characters experience their emotions but at last I can sit alone in the dark languish. The novel exists for Finn and
and their body parts as birds; they turn by this lamp, my truest self, day’s end Lily, for this journey—they bicker, have
into birds themselves. In “Willing,” a toasted to the perfect moment and sex, square accounts—and specifically
story from 1990, a woman named Sidra speak to you.” She describes a recent for Moore’s lavish descriptions of the
tunes out the drone of her dopey, de- arrival with wary amusement: “a gen- degradation of Lily’s body. Her decay
structive boyfriend: “She was already tleman lodger who is keen to relieve sets the clock running, just as Addie
turning into something else, a bird—a me of my spinsterhood.” Alas, she says, Bundren’s body set the pace of “As I
flamingo, a hawk, a flamingo-hawk— “I have a vague affection for him, which Lay Dying.” Lily must be deposited
and was flying up and away, toward is not usable enough for marriage.” The at the farm before it becomes too ap-
the filmy pane of the window, then voice grows familiar; a small flock of parent that she is a corpse (this re-
back again, circling, meanly, with a bird references fly through the second quires some sleight of hand at a road-
squint.” Moore herself has, with sly page; and, for good measure, Moore side inn) or before she dies completely
66 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023
and attracts the buzzards that wheel her scalp. So began an odd season in
overhead. Slapstick inevitably ensues, my reading life, of absent-mindedness
but most of the telling unfurls in a and missed subway stops, while I felt
language of ravishment and wonder. that the novel was disintegrating in
Even as Lily’s mouth begins to reek, my hands. It got all over everything.
Finn cannot kiss her enough. He bathes I am still pulling strands of it out of
her with infinite tenderness: “She was my pockets. One might say of Lor-
now sheer as the rice wrap on a spring rie Moore what she said of Updike—
roll, the bean sprouts and chopped that she is our greatest writer without
purple cabbage visible inside her.” Can a great novel—but how tinny “great-
he not keep death at bay, can he not ness” can feel when caught in the in-
keep her a little while longer? Her habiting, staining, possessing power of
torso starts to swell, she attracts blow- a work of such determined strange-
f lies, she is gorgeous. He loves her ness and pain. An almost violent kind
every incarnation. of achievement: a writer knifing for-
We recognize shades of the Or- ward, slicing open a new terrain—slic-
pheus myth, catch the passing refer- ing open conventional notions and ob-
ences to Faulkner, but “I Am Home- ligations of narrative itself.
less if This Is Not My Home” feels For all her preoccupation with lan-
most pointed in its response to an old guage, Moore’s deeper interest has al-
question in Moore’s own work. One ways been with structure, or, rather,
of the epigraphs for “Anagrams” comes with its limitations; you sense her im-
from “The Wizard of Oz”: “There’s patience to break it open, to take in-
nothing in that black bag for me”— spiration for the shape of a story from
Dorothy fretting that her hope of re- music or sculpture. Repeatedly, she has
turning home will prove unavailing. bucked the imperative to line up events
Moore’s characters have always felt in order to “impose a sequence,” espe-
homeless, wandering the world in a cially when the tales she wants to tell
kind of extraterrestrial confusion, alien are nonlinear and Cubist, as in “Ana-
even in their bodies, often chased out grams.” In her 1997 story “People Like
of their houses, with raccoons tum- That Are the Only People Here,” set
bling down the chimneys, noxious in a pediatric-oncology ward, a radiol-
fumes rising up from the drains. We ogist at an ultrasound machine “freezes
can wonder what kinds of home birds one of the many swirls of oceanic gray,
have, anyway—“The mange-hollowed and clicks repeatedly, a single moment
hawks, the lordless hens, the dumb within the long, cavernous weather map
clucks will live punishing, unblessed that is the Baby’s insides.” Moore does
lives, winging it north, south, here, the same: states of being, she reminds
there, searching for a place of rest,” a us, slip the frame of the story, as with
character ref lects in the 1998 story those “liquid” days of childhood that
“Lucky Ducks.” Finn never could bar have no narrative, being “just a space
the beckoning suicide room in Lily’s with some people in it.”
mind; he never could persuade her to It’s the very liberty she has tried
recognize the world as her home, but to secure for herself as an artist, to
a love that outlasts death—this could forestall interpretations of her work
be the place to stay. “I know you have that clip her stories tidily along a
never been able to find a through line critical clothesline. In the death-
through the indifference of the uni- defying “I Am Homeless if This Is
verse,” he tells her. “But I can be a stay Not My Home,” she assembles her
against that. I am not a part of the in- puns and her false mustaches, read-
difference.” Her body rots and blurs; ies her troupe, and finds a way to re-
he holds her skin together. write the most inexorably linear story
of all. Moore’s “radiant turbulence”
1
nd then, just like Lily, the novel will always beckon. You have to stick
A itself begins to come apart. As the
pages turn, the story does not build
around for the show.
SONIC SIGNATURES
find yourself in a sparsely but exotically
populated natural environment, full of
rustlings, rumblings, twitterings, quick
The unique sound worlds of Salvatore Sciarrino and Kaija Saariaho. cries. Your ears have to adjust to the
acoustical reduction: you are groping
BY ALEX ROSS around a darkened room.
After a time, you are likely to be star
tled, even frightened. As much as Sci
arrino is associated with quietude—he
is, in some ways, the Italian counterpart
to Morton Feldman, the godfather of
modernist pianissimo—he routinely
administers sonic shocks, which are all
the more unsettling for occurring amid
a general hush. At the end of the Pro
logue of “Venere,” the full orchestra
bursts in with a brief, raw instrumental
frenzy, as if a breeze had gathered into
a destructive gust. In the orchestral score
“I fuochi oltre la ragione” (“The Fires
Beyond Reason”), from 1997, a pistol
goes off nineteen minutes in; in the
Banquo scene in his 2002 adaptation of
“Macbeth,” grinding orchestral parox
ysms alternate with quotations from
Mozart and Verdi. It’s this combination
of fragility and chaos that gives Sciar
rino’s works a singular profile. They re
semble meditative exercises that have
been infiltrated by anarchist elements.
For an ostensible avantgardist, Sci
arrino has a deep fondness for the mu
sical and literary past. The story of his
latest opera—that of Venus’s love for
the beautiful Adonis, of the boy’s death
at the hands of a boar, of his rebirth as
a flower—is the kind of mythological
he Italian composer Salvatore Sci ized activity, but his exquisite touch, his melodrama that thrived in the Renais
T arrino, whose austerely sensuous
opera “Venere e Adone” had its pre
lepidopterist’s regard for the slightest
fluttering sound, set him apart from
sance and Baroque periods and then
passed from fashion in the Romantic
mière on May 28th, at Staatsoper Ham his thunderous avantgarde colleagues. era. Sciarrino, however, has long been
burg, has long possessed his own in Five decades on, he remains a musical drawn to ancient milieus: his first opera,
violable sonic world. Born in Palermo, loner, tending his own strange garden. from 1973, was “Amore e Psiche,” based
Sicily, in 1947, he is largely selftaught “Venere e Adone,” or “Venus and on Apuleius. He has also treated me
as a composer and at the age of fifteen Adonis,” begins, like many Sciarrino dieval and Renaissance themes, from
was already winning notice at Italian works, at the edge of silence. A ghostly Dante’s Paradise to the reallife crimes
newmusic festivals. One of his earliest note gleams and fades on the clarinet; of the Neapolitan composermurderer
published scores, the Sonata for Two violin strings are plucked woodenly at Carlo Gesualdo. Contemporary set
Pianos, from 1966, begins with softly the bridge; a bass drum thrums; and tings are not lacking: in the opera “Su
sweeping gestures across the white keys, the violas play an ethereal squiggle of a perf lumina” (2010), a woman is ma
like the rapid strokes of a superfine brush. melody. The initial dynamics are pia rooned at a train station. Even that tale,
In keeping with the hectic spirit of the nissimo or pianississimo—as quiet as though, has the timelessness of a mod
nineteensixties, Sciarrino dissolved possible or quieter than that. The clar ern Dante scene.
conventional classical forms into atom inet note is marked, in characteristic The primary source for the “Venere
e Adone” libretto, which Sciarrino wrote
Sciarrino loves sounds that emerge and fade like breaths or breezes. in collaboration with the novelist Fabio
68 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 ILLUSTRATION BY JAMES LEE CHIAHAN
Your Anniversary
Casadei Turroni, is Giambattista Marino’s showed a sure grasp of Sciarrino’s tech- Immortalized
“L’Adone,” a vast, voluptuous Baroque niques, even if he sometimes seemed to in Roman Numerals
poem that was first published in 1623. press the tempo too hard. I could imag-
Marino’s treatment of the story gives ine a staging that is more dreamlike in .646.6466
unusual prominence to the boar, who, pace, more alluring in look, a shade darker
in this telling, is as smitten with Adonis’s and sexier. Giambattista Marino was,
beauty as Venus is. Something similar after all, a friend of Caravaggio, who
happens in Shakespeare’s “Venus and painted him with wary, piercing eyes.
Adonis,” but Marino’s version is nota-
ble for its scandalous detail: when the ou know that you are listening to a
boar, aroused by the sight of Adonis’s Y work by Sciarrino after hearing just
Never stop
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upper thigh, leans in for a kiss, he inad- a few bars: his signature is as clear as
vertently gores the boy with his tusk. Schubert’s or Debussy’s. The same can learning.
Turroni and Sciarrino make the boar— be said of the Finnish composer Kaija
here called Il Mostro, or the Monster— Saariaho, who, to the acute dismay of Retirement living in proximity to
not only the protagonist of the piece but the musical world, died on June 2nd, at Oberlin College, Conservatory of
its most sympathetic figure. He wishes the age of seventy. In 2021, not long be- Music and the Allen Art Museum.
simply to be left alone; it is Adonis who fore the première of her fifth and great-
brings ruin on himself by trying to prove est opera, “Innocence,” Saariaho was 1.800.548.9469 EQUAL HOUSING
OPPORTUNITY
The murmuring music we hear at the on her head. An intensely private per-
beginning is that of Il Mostro wander- son, she never spoke of her illness in WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA?
Small space has big rewards.
ing in darkness, trying to decipher his public, and carried on composing.
TO FIND OUT MORE, CONTACT
own identity. The duets between Venus Saariaho shared with Sciarrino a feel- JILLIAN GENET | 305.520.5159
and Adonis generally unfold in a faster- ing for music as a landscape seething jgenet@zmedia-inc.com
moving, scurrying mode. A chorus sup- with natural activity. But, in contrast to
plies commentary, usually in halting Sciarrino’s sparseness and dryness, Saa-
unison chants that are another hallmark riaho unleashed radically beautiful floods
of Sciarrino’s mature manner. Also typ- of tone. I remember my first encounter,
ical is the conspicuous role given to the in 1993, with her early orchestral master-
flute, for which the composer has fur- piece “Du Cristal,” which begins with a
nished reams of technically imaginative mountainous eight-note chord spread
music. An isolated four-note flute phrase across many octaves, the notes C, D, and
in the Prologue signals Il Mostro’s emer- G-flat shining in the brass like a snow-
gent consciousness (“I hear all,” he says). cap lit by the sun. At the close of the
Later, as Adonis sets off on the hunt, twentieth century, Saariaho revealed how
two flutes and a piccolo evoke his fatal much elemental drama remains in the
insouciance, issuing birdlike high har- realm of harmony: dissonance becomes
monics and an Aeolian whistling that a molten mass from which new tonali-
is produced by blowing directly into the ties are forged. That same organic maj-
instrument. At the end, when Il Mos- esty elevates her first opera, “L’Amour
tro bemoans the bloody mess he has de Loin,” which arrived at the Met in
made, a cello laments in tandem, with 2016 and helped usher in a new age for
downward-dying phrases that have sig- contemporary fare at the house.
nified sadness for thousands of years. This pioneering female composer re-
The American bass-baritone Evan sisted being singled out on the basis of
Hughes led the cast with a gruffly soul- her gender, because she felt that there
ful portrayal of Il Mostro. Layla Claire was something diminishing in being
was a pure-voiced, resonant Venus, Ran- described as the first woman to do this
dall Scotting a vocally and physically or that. Nonetheless, she changed the
muscular Adonis. Georges Delnon, the course of music history with her unas-
director, brought to bear a distinctive suming, incontestable march to great-
aesthetic, mounting quirky high-fashion ness. To her should go the final word:
tableaux in minimalist spaces, but he “If I had a religion, it would be music,
glossed over the score’s mythological because I find it to be so rich, so uni-
mysteries. Kent Nagano, in the pit, versal, so profound.”
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A limo’s on its way to pick them up
THE THEATRE and take them to the party, a slightly
kooky and more than a little corny
DANCE OF DEATH
sendup of the semi-marital rituals that
surround the senior prom.
The guy whose body was brief ly
“The Comeuppance,” by Branden Jacobs-Jenkins. inhabited by Death at the beginning
of the play is Emilio (Caleb Eber-
BY VINSON CUNNINGHAM hardt). He’s an artist of growing re-
nown, “based” in Berlin but visiting
his home town in the D.C.-adjacent
precincts of Maryland—not only for
the reunion but also to participate in
an unspecified biennial in New York.
It’s tempting to deduce that we’re
talking about the famous one, at the
Whitney, and that Emilio’s “sound art”
will appear in the follow-up to the so-
called “Tear-Gas Biennial” of 2019.
That year’s exhibition weathered pro-
tests by scores of artists against one of
the Whitney’s vice-chairmen, War-
ren B. Kanders, whose company, Safari-
land, has manufactured armor and
weapons—including tear gas—for po-
lice and military forces.
Emilio and his friends, rapidly ap-
proaching middle age, are uncomfort-
ably subject to the swift, strong cur-
rents of history, despite the force of
their individual exertions. Here are a
handful of Emilio’s disappointments:
the world has ground to a halt because
of Covid; he knows his friends much
less well than he thought he did; and
a previously more or less uncontrover-
sial route to the sheen of artistic suc-
Reunited high-school friends are uncomfortably subject to the currents of history. cess now seems somewhat sullied by
current events. Anyway, Emilio appears
he Comeuppance,” Branden Ja- not recognize me. People have a ten- less than enthused about the biennial,
“ T cobs-Jenkins’s unsettlingly up- dency to meet me once and try hard whichever one it is, but he’s tickled in
to-the-moment new play (at Signature to forget it ever happened, though that a cynical way by the limo thing. “Isn’t
Theatre’s Pershing Square Signature never works, not for very long.” the point of this dumb event reliving
Center), begins with the shadow- That mismatch, between meek sub- high school for the night?” he argues,
swathed figure of a young man on an urban setting and high-flown transcen- in favor of the limo. “I think people
unremarkable porch. An American flag dent stakes, is the substance of Jacobs- will think it’s funny. Maybe it is a lit-
hangs in a perfunctory way from the Jenkins’s two-stranded rope of a play. tle conceptual.”
side of the house, picking up no air. In On the one hand, “The Comeuppance” The porch and the house, where the
the course of the play, the flag comes is a mostly realistic portrayal of four pre-reunion is taking place, belong to
to seem less like a patriotic statement high-school friends—some closer than Ursula (Brittany Bradford), who has
than like a gesture meant to ward off others—who have gathered to “pre- borne the brunt of passing time in more
neighborly suspicion, aimed at fitting game” their twenty-year high-school obvious ways than her classmates. Her
in without a fuss. When the man be- reunion. Like the rest of us, they’ve all grandmother—as close as a mother—
gins to speak, it’s not as a human being recently been through a stubbornly has recently died, and, as a result of di-
but as humanity’s great and usually un- nonfictional period of plague and iso- abetes, she has gone blind in one eye.
speaking enemy: Death. lation; grown too familiar with Zoom She moves gingerly around the porch
“Hello there,” he says with an al- and other facilitators of falsely intimate and worries about her friends moving
most sheepish charisma. “You and I, distance; and come out on the other things around in her house. She needs
we have met before, though you may side covertly but undeniably deranged. to depend on things staying where
70 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 19, 2023 ILLUSTRATION BY TRACY CHAHWAN
they are; but, of course, stuff ’s always of someone who’s started to ramble You might consider some of these
moving—a bump here, a slide there— or become too much of a downer. But desperate disclosures unrealistic until
just like time. Bradford, always a tid- their gentle razzing is undercut by their you think of the effects of too much
ally influential performer, plays Ursula flagrant unreadiness—who among us strong “jungle juice” and weed, and of
with a quiet weight that rivals even the is ever ready?—for their historical sit- the unburdening presence of close long-
presence of the Reaper himself. Death uation. They’ve lived through 9/11, end- time friends. Eric Ting, the director,
keeps speaking in revealing monologues less wars, a financial crisis, and now a has choreographed their intimacies in-
throughout the play, taking turns in- plague; they never reached or earned tricately, and with loving attention to
habiting each actor, and thereby cre- the bright future that people of this gen- the unspoken histories behind their
ating a sort of prism. Each host exposes eration were trained to expect. (This interactions. That lovingness matches,
a new aspect of his quiet activity. play bothers me a bit, I’ll admit, be- in a weird way, the tone of Death’s
Caitlin (Susannah Flood) has mar- cause everybody in it seems to be ex- monologues, which, despite a constant
ried a much older man, a police offi- actly my age.) Catskills-esque patter of dark jokes
cer who is getting sucked into the At one point, Death gives his—and about the daily vagaries and indigni-
churn of right-wing conspiracy theo- the play’s—game away. “Are you famil- ties of his work, often sound like a
ries. Kristina (Shannon Tyo) is a doc- iar with this notion of the danse ma companionate essay by Jacobs-Jenkins.
tor with “so many . . . fucking kids”; cabre?” he asks suggestively. And, yes, It’s a way of entering his own play, ad-
in the course of the lockdowns, she there’s more than a hint of Thanatos mitting his lordship over its characters
started to rely too much on booze to at work here. Death’s insistent mono- and his interest in the pressures that
calm her anxieties. She brings along loguing is a kind of invitation: each they share, which are also his to bear,
her cousin Paco (Bobby Moreno), who character gets a solo dance at the edge and all of ours.
once dated Caitlin—and, we gather, of the grave. Death’s presence creates Days after seeing “The Comeup-
treated her quite poorly. a structure of suspense that runs par- pance,” I’m still wondering if Death
All but Paco were part of a friend allel to the growing tension among really belongs in the same play as
group called M.E.R.G.E.: Multi Ethnic the friends, spurred by Emilio: Death Emilio and Ursula and the rest of the
Reject Group. Emilio—who seems a says he’s here “for work.” Sometimes insecure gang. Maybe he should have
bit like an alter ego for the artist who my worry for the characters’ immedi- a real epic to walk around in—just
thought him up—emerges as a kind of ate safety drowned out my interest in as talky and smart and unsparing as
centrifuge. He hasn’t seen the others their uncloaked ennui. Jacobs-Jenkins’s play, but stretched
since Kristina’s wedding, fifteen years More often, though, the constant across the whole line between birth
ago, and he’s bristling with defensive backdrop of mortality gives a lachry- and life’s end. Covid, just one grim
energy. He’s condescending and con- mose tinge to each of the characters’ notch on such a span, still has a con-
frontational, always trying to call peo- intermittent outbursts. Ursula is happy cussive effect in a theatre—you can
ple on their shit or their shoddy mem- to hang at her house but insists that feel your neighbor squirm when it
ory, but it becomes clear pretty quickly she won’t go to the reunion. She comes up—but it will be truly useful
that he’s the one who has succeeded doesn’t know whether she’ll be able in fiction when, helped along by art-
least in moving on. to navigate so big a crowd, and it’s ists like Jacobs-Jenkins, it dissolves
clear that she’s ashamed of the eye into a metaphor. It’ll stand at the
f you’re still friends with your high- patch she has to wear. Kristina is in crossroads of personal life and histor-
I school friends, you’ll recognize the
rafts of cutting in-jokes and spiky in-
denial about her drinking but oddly
clear—in a brilliantly delivered mono-
ical time, control and contingency, the
green vitality of living and the sensa-
sistence on perfect recall among this logue—about the deep sources of tion of that old black robe swishing
group. They pretend to snap the neck her lostness. against your skin.
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28 29 30 31 32 33
34 35 36 37
ACROSS
1 Took off
38 39 40 41 42 43
5 Move
9 Prunes 44 45 46
14 “I’m game”
15 Language from which the word “bong” 47 48 49 50
derives
16 Man of culture? 51 52 53
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59 60 61
20 Offering from an investment team?
22 Target of some campus divestment
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30 1989 Album of the Year Grammy winner, things DIY” Vol. 1” (2000 début album)
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35 Famous excess 52 With 53-Down, 1992 hit for Mary J.
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Reed’s “Walk on the Wild Side” Solution to the previous puzzle:
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