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to koep my prospects at home, that my friends may come chamber and all its furniture; which
consisted of four
to see me the oftener ' chairs with old wrought bottoms, that hc assured me
me an hundred for
its fellow: I refused her; for, hang it,
know '.
When we were got in, he welcomed me to his house that would be mechanical, you
with great ceremony, and turning to the old woman, asked hhe wife at last, made her appearance, at once a
where her lady was ? Good troth', replied she, the still carryinglma
Slattefn a coquette ; much emaciated, but
and
northern dialect, *she's washing your two shirts at the apologios for oe
the remains of beauty. She made twenty
next
door, because
they have ta ken
an oath against lending
out the tub any longer '. My two shirts!' cries he being seen in such odious dishabille;
but hoped to be'
OLD CHINA
I have an almost feminine partiality for old
china.
When I go to see any great house, I enquire for the
china-
Cabin eloset,and next for the picture gallery. I cannot defendd
the order of preference, but by saying, that we have all
some taste or other, of too ancient a date to admit of our
remembering distinctly that it was an acquired one. I
can call to mind the frst play, and the first
that I was taken to; but I am not consious
exhibition,
when china jars and saucers were introduced into
of. a time
my
imagination.
Blve I had norepüguance then-why should I now have?-
Colouretounder
thosethe ittle, lawless, azure-tinctured
notion of men
grotesques, thbat
and women, foat/ about, un-
CNcHECKCircumscribed by any clement, in that /world beforec
perspeCtive-a china tea-cup.
OuOrProPort 10n
DtsRENT VIENs A Drs. AnGes
NOTES AND EXERCLSES
NOTES AND EXERCISES
xvii
b. The Man in Black often used to say that the provi
B. .
f. Corbeau :dark greenverging on black B. ANsWER BACH OF THE FOLLOWING IN ABOUT 30 wORDS
g. Lionardo :Leonardo da Vinci, the famous
and artist of a. What does Elia say about his partiality for Old China ?
Forentine painter
the Renaissance b. Why Bridget wish to be poor?
does
h. Colnaghi : a London prints
dealer in c. Account forthe joy which the author and his cousin
i. Izaak Walton :author of the Compleat Angler" felt on buying the Beaumont and Fletcher folio.
54 MACMILLAN GOLLEGE PRoSE
II. First combine each of the following pairs of sentences into one sen-
tence, converting the second sentence into a relative clause. Then,
where it is possible, write another sentence dropping the relative 7. WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHER
pronoun:
1. Susila couldn't get the magazines. You wanted the magazines.
2. I have sent the book. You asked for the book. Stephen Leacock
3. Have you read the reviews? The reviews appeared in all leading
journals.
4. The author was born in Pakistan. The author wrote the contro-
versial book.
S. The book has already sold a million copies. The baok has been want my photograph ,taken, I said. The photographer
banned in ten countries. looked at me without eñthusíaam. He was a drooping man
The issues have roused strong passions. The book deals with thel in a grey suit, with the dim eye of a natural scientist. But
issues. there is no need to describe him. Everybody knows what a
7. The author has cxpressed distress about the situation. His
have created the situation.
CTitCphotographer
is like
"Sit there', he said, 'and waite'.
m Combine each pair of sentences below into one sentence, converttng I waited a n hour.
the second sentence into a defining relative clause. Use altermative
an hour the photographer opened the inner door.
constructions wherever possible. Follow the example worked out: After
The old woman got the letter. She was waiting for the letter. Come in', he said severely.
The old woman got the letter for which she was waiting. I went into the studio.
The old man got the letter which she was waiting for. 'Sit down', said the photographer.
The old woman got the letter that she was waiting for.
I sat down in a beam of
The old woman got the letter she was waiting for. sunlight filtered through a sheet
1. It was a very diicult situation. He could not cope with it. of factory cotton hung against a frosted skylight.
2. Here is the blouse. You can match the new sari iwith it. The
3. The joke was rather silly. They all laughed at it.
photographer rolled a machine into the middle of the
room and crawled into it from behind.
4. There is a pool up the hili. We can swim in the pool. He was in only a
5. The song was melodious. We were listening to it. second-just time enough for one look at
6. There are scores of letters. I have to reply to them. me-and then he was out again, tearing at the cotton sheet
7. I is irresponsible behaviour. No one can put up with it. and the window-jpanes with a hooked stick, apparently frantic
8. That is a spacious hall. Allof us can sleep in it. for light and air.
COMPOSITION Then he crawled back into the machine again and drew a
1.
In what ways was Kamala Nehru simitar to other Indian womenittle
n what ways was she different ? Write note in about 300
black cloth over himself. This time he was very
in there. I knew that he was praying and I kept stil1.
quiet
2.
a words.
Suppose Kamala Nehru wrote a letter during her illness at Switzerland When the photographer came out at last, he looked
to Jawaharlal Nehru who was then in very
India. Imagine that letter angrave and shook his head.
WTitG it in about 200 words. The lctter should be mainly about the
relation between them. The facc is quite wrong', ne said.
I know, I answered
quietly. I have always known it.
wITa THE PHOTOGRAPHER& 57
MACMILLAN COLLEGE PROSE
56
went on-such as it is, I've learned to love it, And this is my
He sighed. mouth, not yours. These ears are mine, and if your machine
'I think, he said, 'the face would be better- three-quarters is too narrow Here I started to rise from the seat.
full. Snick!
I was glad
I'm sure it would', I said enthusiastically, for The photographer had pulled the string. The photograph
human side to him. 'So would
to find that the m a n had such a
L Could see the machine still staggering from the
'how many faces one sees that are was aken.
yours. In fact, I continued, shock.
minute you get
apparently hard, narrow, limited, but the Ithink', said the photographer, pursing his lips in a pleased
them three-quarters full they get wide, large, almost bound-
smile, that I caught the features just in a moment of anima-
less in tion.
But the photographer had ceased to listen. He came over
SoP I said bitingly, 'features, ch? You didn't think I
and took my head in his hands and twisted it sideways. I| could animate them, I suppose? But let me see the picture'.
thought he meant to kiss me, and I closed my eyes. Oh, there's nothing to see yet', he said, 'I have to develop
But I was wrong. Come back o n Saturday, and IIl let you
far it would go and then stood
ne
egauve irst.
He twisted my face as as
see a proof of it'.
looking at it. On Saturday I went back.
He sighed again. The photographer beckoned me in. I thought he seemed
'I don't like the head', he said. than before. I think, too, there was a
Then he went back to the machine and took
another look. quleter and graver
certain pride in his manner.
Open the mouth a little', he said. He unfolded the proof of a large photograph and we both
I startcd to do so. looked at it in silence.
Close it', he added quickly. Is it meP" I asked.
Then he lookcd again. Yes', he said quietly, 'it is you', and he went on looking
them a little more.
The c a r s a r e bad', he said, 'droop
them in under the lids. Putat t
Thank you. Now the cyes. Roll The eyes', I said hesitatingly, "don't look very much like
the hands o n the knees, please,
and t u r n the just a
face little
Now just expand the lungs! So!
mine.
upwards. Yes, that's better. Oh, no', he answered. T've retouched them: they come
it-just contract the face, it's out splendidly, don't they?
And hump the neck-that's
just a trifle too full,
but- Fine, I said; 'but surely my eyebrows are not like that?
I swung myself round the stool....
on No, said the photographer, with a momentary glance
emotion but, I think, with dignity removed. We have a process,
Stop', I said with it is mine. I've lived with y e n e eyebrowS
are
face. It is
not yours; in new ones. You'll notice
This face is my
its faults. I know it's out
of draw e acpnide-tor putting away from the
it for forty years and I
know
we ve applied it to carry the h¡ir
but it's face-the only e
made for me;
ing I know it wasn'tconscious
my
brow. I don't like the hair low on the skull'.
a break in my voice, but
one I have'--I w a s of
58 WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHER
MACMILLAN COLLEGE PROSE
NOTESS
Oh, you don't, don't you? I said.
No', he went 'I
on, don't care for it. I like to get the
hair| Stephen Leacock is better known to the common reader as a writer of
clear back to the superficies and make out a new brow humorous skits thaa as a professor of political economy. He can be
line subtle; he can also be boisterous. He can also see the serious, the near
What about the mouth', I said, with a bitterness that was ragic aspect ofeven an apparentiy comic situation.
lost on the photographer, 'is that mine? With the Photographer describes an experience with the
photographer
o f the fifties and sixties--the fuss they made, the artists they wanted to
It's adjusted a little', he said. Yours is too low. 1 1ouna
Ipass for, ordering us about, commenting on our features. We enjoy it
couldn't use it'. all to begin with, but soon we see the other side-the horror and
The ears, though', I said, 'strike me as a good likeness: the pity.
they are just like mine'.
Yes', said the photographer thoughtfully, 'that's so; but OsSARY
I can fix that all right in the print. We have a e natural
drooping man: a man bending down.
process scientist: student of
now-the sulphide-for removing the ears entirely, I'll see trested skylight:liahtcomingbotany
through azoology.
or
sheetof glass frosted (not trans
if parent).
Listen', I interrupted, drawing myself up and animating three-quarters full: three-fourths of the size of the photograph itself-a
my features to their full extent and speaking with a withering f ehead
t r ihuge : a little, somewbat.
scorn that should have blasted the man on the
Spot.i cane out of drawing: not correctly drawn.
here for a photograph, a picture, something which-bad pursing his ps: drawing his lips together.
though it seems-would have looked like me. I wanted somenimation: liveliness.
thingthat would depict my face as Heaven gave it to me, superfcies: surface.
bright, polished su face.
humble though the gift may have been. I wanted somethingo
bauble: a pretty, bright thing of no valuc.
that my friends might keep after my death, to reconcile them
to my loss. It scems that I was I
mistaken. What wantedvocABULARY
is no longer done. Go on, then, with your brutal work. TakelMatch the wosds in A with their meanings in B.
your negative, or whatever it is you call it, dip it in suiphide B
bromide, oxide, cowhide-anything you like: remove the (a) boundless i) sternly
eyes, correct the mouth, adjust the face, restore the lips,| (b) bitingly i) admit
reanimate the necktie and reconstruct the waist oat. Coat it (c) contract iii) cruel
(d) grave iv) move slowly
with an inch of gloss, shade it, emboss it, it,
gild till
even
you
(e) aninmate
acknowiedge that it is finished. Then when you have donet (v)sharply
() severely (vi) called
all that, keep it for yourself and your friends. They may value (brutal (vii) give life to
it. To me it is but a worthless bauble. h) beckoned (vii) make small
I broke into tcars and Icft. Ci) crawl ix) without limits
G)acknowledge )serious
60 MACMILLAN COLLEGE PROSE WITH THE PHOToORAPHER
61
Olwen Guldsmith
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tenmanyprosepi eces.
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kaboutreall
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tuati
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tprosethatdescribesLeacock’
sexper
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getsabi t
terexperi
ence.