DEAR MUM BY BRIAN PATTEN
Dear Mum,
While you were out
A cup went and broke itself,
A crack appeared in the blue vase
Your great-great grandad
Brought back from Mr Ming in China.
Somehow, without me even turning on the tap,
The sink mysteriously overflowed.
A strange jam-stain,
About the size of a boy’s hand,
Appeared on the kitchen wall.
I don’t think we will ever discover
Exactly how the cat
Managed to turn on the washing-machine
(especially from the inside),
or how Sis’s pet rabbit went and mistook
the waste-disposal unit for a burrow.
I can tell you I was scared when,
As if by magic,
A series of muddy footprints
Appeared on the new white carpet.
I was being good
(honest)
but I think the house is haunted so,
knowing you’re going to have a fit,
I've gone over to Gran’s for a bit.
QUESTIONS
1. What did the child do in the poem? Tick the best answer
He was rude He misbehaved
He was scared He was good
2. Knowing you’re going to have a fit,
I’ve gone over to Gran’s to lie low for a bit.
What does ‘I’ve gone over to Gran’s to lie low for a bit’ tell you
here? Tick one
The child wanted to spend He wanted to sleep
some time with his Gran
He was in trouble so went He wanted to play at his
out of the house Gran’s house
3. Which of these words does the poet use to describe the things that have
happened in the house? Tick two.
Grubby & disgusting Beautiful & wonderous
Strange & muddy Calm & kind
4. Name 2 words that rhyme in the poem
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5. List three things that the child does in the house whilst his mum is not at
home?
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6. According to the poet, what do the last two lines of the poem tell us
about the behaviour of this child normally?
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