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Set
in the
1890s

The Spirit Of
over the woodyard he had
built up from scratch.
Elias entered the
woodshed to the tang of
stored timber.
From the holly bush, a

The Season
robin chirruped a cheerful
phrase of notes.
In the dimness of the
shed something caught his
eye in a shaft of daylight.
Curious, Elias went to
investigate.
“Lord ’umble us, if it inna
a Yuletide gift!
“Who’s been a-spending
Elias wanted nothing but the best for their pennies on the likes of
his kind niece this Yuletide . . . me?” Elias asked in
astonishment
The robin sang all the
BY PAMELA KAVANAGH heartier, as if telling him to

E
look sharp and open the
LIAS opened the It was still early and all Comely Florrie Parkin. present.
door on Christmas very quiet. The sound of her fine First things first, Elias
morning to whirling Elias stood a moment, contralto harmonising with decided.
flakes of snow. recalling last night when his baritone would live in Slipping the package into
“Best get in plenty the carollers had come. his memory forever. his coat pocket, he took an
of wood for the fire,” he Their hearty songs had The air was cold and armful of apple logs back
said, reaching for his cap taken him back to when he fresh, flavoured with a to the house.
and jacket. was one of them, holding spicy waft from the tall Several journeys were
There was a button the lantern that lit them on holly bush. made before the chimney
missing on the jacket and their way. He should have made alcove was stacked floor to
he resolved to ask their Always a sup of some decorative holly balls ceiling.
Rose to see to it. something at farmstead or to sell at the gate, Elias Done at last, he found a
Illustration by Ruth Blair.

She was a good lass, was cottage door to help them thought, with a tiny twinge crust of bread and went
Rose. on to the next call. of guilt. out again to crumble it up
She was the only one of They had been good He had time enough on for the robin.
their Wilf’s girls unwed and, times. his hands now that young “Merry Christmas, kind
in Elias’s opinion, the pick He and Florrie had Rob Tremaine, next door sir,” he wished the bird.
of the bunch. walked together then. to their Wilf, had taken “Thank ’ee for the song.”
SHORT STORY 5

The robin looked at him “There’s summat on the caught her friend handkerchief that would go
knowingly with bright eyes dresser for ’ee.” whispering with Rob next well with Rose’s new
and fluttered down to peck Retrieving the clumsily door. blouse.
appreciatively at the bread. wrapped package, Rose Their heads had been But better still was the
Indoors again, the fire of tore off the paper and close together. hug and make-up on her
apple logs crackling beamed. Netta was becoming. friend’s doorstep.
fragrantly, Elias made a pot “Shell buttons for my new She knew how to attract Mam was bent over the
of tea. blouse! How did you know the lads with a flutter of oven of the range, basting
It was his festive what I wanted?” her lashes whereas Rose the loin of pork she hoped
indulgence, tea being an “A little bird told me.” felt she herself was rather would go round them all.
expensive commodity. “Robin redbreast in the plain. She glanced up, flushed
Pouring a good strong garden?” Still, Rose wanted to with effort, as Rose entered
cup, he took out the parcel “Could’ve been.” make it up with Netta and the kitchen.
and placed it before him on She laughed. Uncle Elias’s mystery caller “You’re back! Rob called.
the table. “Thank you, dear Uncle had shown her the way. He wants to see you.” She
There was no written Elias. Oh, my, what’s that?” The hair ribbons she had slammed the cast-iron door
label on the front, no Rose’s gaze had fallen on bought for her friend were on the sizzling pork.
greeting tag, nothing. the yet-unwrapped parcel still languishing in her “Did Rob say what he
Likely it was Rose, Elias on the table.
deduced, thinking to “Found it in the
surprise him for Christmas, woodshed when I went to “Bless you, child. It’s Christmas
bless her. get logs for the fire.
He would know for sure “Someone left it there. I and you are only young once”
when she came. thought it were ’ee, Rose.
He did not have long to Seems not.” handkerchief drawer at wanted?” Rose asked.
wait. A tap on the window, “A mystery gift! I wonder home. “Goodness me, no. Best
a lively hail, and she was who brought it. If she hurried, there you pop round and see. I
there, stamping snow from “Do open it. There could would be time to wrap up told him I’d send you.”
her boots on the mat. be a message inside.” the gift and take it to Netta “And leave you to peel all
She brushed errant flakes Elias untied the ribbon and still be back to help those potatoes?”
from the thick mane of and pulled off the Mam prepare for the family Mam tutted, smiling.
dark hair that fell beneath wrapping, revealing a tin of meal before church. “Bless you, child. It’s
the rim of her rose-pink top quality pipe tobacco. Christmas and you are only
bonnet. “Lord ’umble us, if it inna * * * * young once.
Laughing, she kissed his my best liked! “Oh, Rose! How splendid “Away with you and see
whiskery cheek. “I’m blessed if can think of you! These will be Rob. Just watch the time.
“Uncle Elias, merry who’s responsible for this.” perfect for tomorrow when “We don’t want to miss
Christmas!” He was grinning broadly, Jed Norman comes to tea. the early service.”
“And to you, Rosie. a touch of puzzlement in “I was looking for this Rose took a quick look in
Oh-ho, what’s all this?” his eyes. very shade of blue and all I the mirror over the
She was unpacking the “I shall enjoy a pipe of could find was boring fireplace.
basket she had with her. baccy after me Christmas navy.” Netta pouted her She tidied her hair and
“Mam sent it. There’s a meal. You off, then, Rosie?” lips. “Disastrous!” refastened her bonnet
joint of cooked ham, a “I fear so. Lots to do “Jed Norman – the strings at a flattering angle.
crock of pickles, a plum before church. smith’s lad?” Gratified to see that her
pudding and a wedge of “We’re all going to the “Why, yes. Did I not say? cheeks were glowing and
fruitcake. early service together and He asked me to walk out eyes bright from the
“Oh, and a fresh-made Mam wants the dinner with him a while back – but bracing outdoors, she took
loaf.” prepared beforehand. it never does to be too herself out again.
“A feast fit for a king. Cheerio, Uncle Elias.” eager, does it? The snow had stopped
You mun thank your mam “And then I said yes and and Rob was in the garden,
very kindly.” * * * * things developed. clearing the front path.
“I shall, though I wish you Who sent the tobacco? “He’s invited to Boxing He was incredibly
would spend the day with Plodding homewards Day tea. Imagine!” personable in good
us, Uncle. through the deepening “But I thought you and broadcloth.
“I don’t like to think of snow, Rose debated the Rob . . .” He put aside the broom
you all alone at Christmas.” question. “Rob Tremaine next and gave Rose a smile.
“Tes no hardship, and Someone had brought door to you? “Why, Rose, what a
your mam will have enough the true spirit of “As if I would entertain picture you are. The colour
of a houseful with all the Christmastide into her such a thing when I know becomes you.”
family there.” uncle’s home with that gift. how sweet you are on him.” Rose blushed, her face
“Oh, listen to you. The It smacked of grudges “It was just that you going pinker than the
more the merrier. forgotten and good will looked so intimate.” velvet of her new clothes.
“You know where we are abounding – all the Netta shook her head, Playing the gallant was
if you change your mind. wonderful qualities that flaxen curls bobbing. unlike Rob and she tried to
“Dear Uncle Elias, this is this special day stood for. “Dear me, no! It was think how best to respond.
from me.” Rose bit her lip. Wasn’t nothing, truly. Rob saved her the bother
She gave him a hand- she guilty of grudges and “But see, it’s Christmas by drawing from his top
knitted scarf in his hurts herself? morning and I have pocket a small, square
favourite shade of maroon. The quarrel with Netta something for you, too.” tortoiseshell box, handing
“Thank ’ee, Rose. I shall had been silly, really. Netta’s gift was a it to her.
be hunky-dory in this. And all because she had lace-edged cambric “Happy Christmas, Rose.”
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Rose’s heart began Doors opened and folks opened to admit Rose. “Um, well . . . happen
beating wildly. dressed in their best She was flushed, smiling so, Florrie.”
With trembling fingers scuttled out, the air and beautiful, with Rob “Did you like my gift?”
she opened the lid and echoing excited voices and Tremaine in tow. she went on, more sweetly.
there, nestling inside on a calls of festive good wishes. It did not take a look at “It were ’ee left it?”
bed of cream velvet, was a “Oh, my goodness. Mam the ring on Rose’s finger to “Indeed. Oh, Elias.
ring. said to hurry so’s to make put two and two together. What wasted years they
“Oh!” She looked the early service and get “Tes goodly news, I’s have been.
enquiringly into Rob’s back to baste the pork.” thinking. ’Ee, lad, “And all because I wanted
steady brown eyes. “You haven’t given me an congratulations. to pursue my teaching
“Will you wed me, Rose? answer. Wed me, Rose?” “You cunna have made a ambitions – a necessarily
For to be sure I’ve loved “Yes! Oh, yes.” better choice. singleton path for a woman
you ever since we sat Time seemed to stand “Every happiness to the to take – and you had your
together in school under still as Rob removed the pair of you!” woodman’s business to
Miss Parkin’s gimlet eye. ring from its case and “Thank you, sir.” Rob, build up.
“The woodyard is doing slipped it tenderly on her too, was all smiles. “Rest “We are practically
well, Rosie. I am in a finger. assured the woodyard will neighbours and scarcely a
position to support a wife.” “A kiss and we shall walk certainly be in safe hands.” word between us in all this
Rose hesitated. There to church together. “I never doubted it when time.”
was nothing she wanted “You shall tell me what you took it on, Rob, though Rob gave Rose a nudge.
more than to wed Rob. you know about Miss tes gratifying how things “Maybe we should make
But she had to make sure Parkin and the tin of very have turned out. ourselves scarce?” he
of one thing – to hear the expensive tobacco.” “Sorta keeps me suggested softly.
words from Rob’s own lips. woodyard in the family, They left quietly and
“I saw you with Netta. * * * * like.” Florrie Parkin stayed on.
You were whispering.” It was a joyful procession Elias had just opened the Elias refilled their glasses
Rob’s eyes danced that made its way to port wine he was saving for and, sitting by the fire, they
merrily. He looked like the worship that morning. a special occasion – and talked as if making up for
none was none more so lost time.
than this – when there was When the mantel clock
a discreet cough from the struck noon, Florrie said
There was nothing Rose wanted open doorway. she must go.
more than to wed Rob The three of them
glanced up.
“Millie will have the meal
ready and woe betide me if
There stood Miss Parkin, I am late.”
Rob of old, who had teased Rose’s sisters were there looking very trim in her “Oh-ho, that wunna do at
her mercilessly and made with their families. cape of holly-green and all!” Elias exclaimed.
her laugh till she cried. “A June wedding, I think, matching fur-trimmed hat. He saw her to the gate,
“Why, I do believe you Wilf,” Mam was saying to “Why . . . I mean, if it where plans were made for
are jealous,” Rob declared. Father. “The roses will be inna ’ee, Florrie! the following day.
“I am not! Netta claimed out then.” “Come in, dunna you Through the bare
it was nothing.” Mam chattered on and, stand there in the cold.” branches of the trees, a
“Did she? I wouldn’t have bringing up the rear, Rob She stepped inside, a light from her house spilled
called it nothing, exactly, and Rose murmured little nervously. out commandingly.
though it was nothing to together secretively. “I came to convey my Housemaid Millie
come between you and me. Once the service was compliments of the season, announced that the festive
Reckon I’d best explain. over, cottagers and gentry but you appear to be meal would not wait.
“Miss Parkin wanted to alike gathered outside the occupied.” At the turn in the path,
buy someone a Christmas church in chatting groups. “Nay, you mun join us, Florrie paused, sent Elias a
box but could not bring The newly betrothed pair Florrie. promising salute, and
herself to enter the shop in excused themselves. “Wish this happy pair all walked smartly on.
question.” “For we must tell Uncle the best for the future.” There was a sudden
Rose caught her breath. Elias the news,” Rose said “Indeed it will be my flutter of wings and the
Had she stumbled upon the to Mam, watching the pleasure.” robin alighted on the
mystery giver? sparkle of the ring in a With glasses raised and a gatepost.
“Was it tobacco?” she shaft of wintry sunlight. toast given, silence fell. “Who would’ve
asked breathlessly. “Off you go, then. And Florrie Parkin’s gaze took countenanced it?” Elias
“Why, yes.” Rob stared, wear your muff or you’ll get in Elias’s unkept asked the bird. “Our Rose
surprised. “Miss Parkin chilled.” appearance. and young Rob Tremaine
asked Netta if she would “Oh, Mam!” “Dear me, there is a making plans and me
approach a man to get it Rose laughed and, linking button missing from that woodyard looking to be a
for her – a tobacconist’s arms with Rob, the pair set coat. family concern, God willing.
premises not being the off along the frosting lanes “And a little attention to “And if it dunna crown
most seemly for a lady. to Elias’s half-timbered hair and beard would not all, Florrie and her tin of
“I came along and Netta home by the wood. come amiss. baccy gettin’ the ball
seized her chance. Wonder “It has been some while rolling between us again.
what Miss Parkin was up * * * * since you joined us in the And all on a Christmas
to?” Elias was thinking about Christmas Eve carol morning!”
At that moment the sampling the festive fare singing. The robin answered with
church bells began when a familiar tap came “I declare you need a chirruping song that, to
summoning worshippers to at the window. taking in hand, Elias.” Elias, rounded off the
prayer. Seconds later the door He blinked. proceedings a treat. ■
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Memories From Neil McAllister


reminisces about

Macclesfield
past Christmases
spent in the
area around this
Cheshire town.

This week’s
cover
feature

Factfile
■ Smith’s Patent
Process Germ Flour,
today known as Hovis,
was first produced in
Macclesfield.

■ The Macc Lads


were Macclesfield’s
contribution to punk
music, but the town is
better known through
its connection to
tragic Joy Division
singer Ian Curtis, who
is commemorated on
a mural that looks
out from a gable wall
near the bus station.

■ Macclesfield
provided the
backdrop for the 2022
film “Your Christmas
Or Mine” whilst much
of Anton Corbijn’s
2007 film “Control”
about Ian Curtis was
filmed in the town.

■ Capesthorne Hall is
the home of Sir
William Bromley-
Davenport and his
wife, Lizzie. They
often host a number
Images: Neil McAllister.

of cultural events in
December, like the
Christmas carol
recitals, concerts and
festive markets.
THIS WEEK’S COVER FEATURE 9
Looking out across the Shrigley Hall Hotel
wintry slopes of Blaze Hill. is the perfect base
to explore the area.

D
ESPITE growing work in Manchester’s mills, My intention was to take
up in Cardiff, my mother’s crowd were a panoramic picture of this
every childhood earlier settlers. scenic delight but, as we
Christmas The family story is that rose up Blaze Hill, snow
memory of mine two Scottish brothers of started to fall.
is of the corner of east the Gordon clan slipped By the time we reached
Cheshire. away from the army what used to be the
That’s where the hills returning from the Highwayman Inn – another
of the Peak District rise to Peninsular Wars, settling in victim of the decline of
the east, the Cheshire Plain the hamlet of Rainow in the country pubs – the view
stretches out towards early 1800s. had vanished.
Chester, with Manchester’s By the time their “Maybe it will be clear in
smoky conurbation to the occupation of farmer was Macclesfield,” Hazel said.
north. recorded in the 1820s, the Rainow’s altitude won’t
One of my earliest name had been anglicised be a surprise to fans of
memories is a winter to Gardiner. BBC Radio’s “Today”
journey by steam train to The Gardiners made their programme as Brian
Macclesfield, where the mark on local trade, Redhead, who lived in the
gap between carriages becoming grocers. village, often talked about
wobbled precariously. By the end of that the area.
Our destination was the century, my great- By coincidence, his old
family home of Bollington, grandfather was partner in house on the lane towards
which we previously visited the colliery and brick- Tegg’s Nose Country Park
for the “Friend” when it was making works in Pott is now home to one of
declared one of England’s Shrigley, in which church Hazel’s childhood friends.
best places to live. Hazel and I tied the knot During the run-up to
Every Christmas was 40 years ago. Christmas 2022, this park
spent at Grannie and Shrigley Hall Hotel – held an Elf Hunt,
Grandad’s tiny cottage, former home of the encouraging children to
with its outside loo and tap Downes family – is a great follow a trail to discover
water so tasty I would take base to explore the area if hidden creatures.
bottles home. you fancy somewhere with From Teggs Nose’s car
Bedtime was in Auntie some history. park, as the snow cleared,
Mildred’s next door, where In any season Rainow is a we enjoyed spectacular
I would wake on Christmas particularly pretty village, views towards Macclesfield
morning to find ice inside lining the twisting, turning Forest and the conical peak
the window and Santa’s road, which stretches from of the hill – which gives the
delivery in a pillow case. where Kerridge Ridge is park its name.
Whilst my father’s family home to stone quarries, to We retraced our route
arrived in Manchester from where the landscape opens along Bull Hill Lane back to
Glasgow and Ireland to up over Billinge. Rainow’s Holy Trinity

Conical Tegg’s Traders at the open-air Treacle


Nose gives the Market set up on Mill Street.
nearby Country
Park its name.
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Church, where the old


pews have lately been
removed.
They’ve been replaced
with an assortment of
trees, each decorated with
a theme. One celebrated
friendship, whilst another
creation was creatively
recycled plastic bottles.
On the other side of the Rainow has won
main road Kerridge Ridge several prizes for The stately Holy Trinity
leads to Bollington, where Best Kept Village. Church at Rainow.
White Nancy, the
Napoleonic memorial, has shows, films, plays and Alternatively, turn left Malpas, is flavoured with
been painted as Santa musical events. past the Travelodge to all manner of spices and
Claus in the past. If you fancy a brief walk, climb the 108 steps, herbs.
One of my early find Paradise Street, where emerging exhausted to “It is always busy here,
memories was hopping off a line of restored three- enjoy the lovely old and always good fun,” Anne
the bus in Waters Green by storey terraced homes all properties at the top. Clayton told us.
the railway station, and feature weaver’s garrets. In the cobbled square What could be better to
exploring the market If you fancy taking home outside St Michael’s, we wash down cheese than
across the road. a sofa, local institution found Rob Gray playing local cider, or rather “Sida”,
Alongside the cattle Arighi Bianchi’s store has and selling his home-made named after creators
market, this was a bustling traded in the town since cigar-box guitars. Simon and David, whose
place, where stalls the 1850s. “It is a perfect place to apples come from nearby
crammed with crockery, In more recent years a buy unusual presents,” my orchards.
edible goodies and “fents” colourful story has grown wife enthused, spotting Still peckish?
– ends of rolls of fabric – up around the monthly Ruth Robinson on her There is no shortage of
did a roaring trade. Treacle Market – which is hand-crafted ceramics stall. stalls groaning with pies,
The town was once home named after a wagon laden “I’ve been doing the pasties, cakes and bread,
to many textile mills, with sticky sweetness, Treacle Market for years, which Hazel couldn’t resist.
especially those spinning which overturned on the and because of it I was able “It is rye bread,” she
and weaving silk, which cobbles in bygone times. to become self-employed.” explained, clutching a loaf,
gave it the nickname The street market, Ruth smiled. before being diverted by
Silktown. established in the 1990s, Like the old outdoor Roger Monk’s delicious
I’m sure many readers has proved a popular market, today’s stalls sell display of mushrooms.
remember the Macclesfield alternative to the covered an amazing variety of “We are eighty,” his wife
silk pictures woven by market hall, which has things, many of which are told us. “When I asked
Brocklehurst Whiston in suffered as out-of-town made in the locality – like Roger if we would stop
the post-war years. shopping developments honey from Happy Valley. working at ninety, he said,
Now very collectable, the have starved the town “We have one hundred ‘Why retire early?’” ■
story of these beautifully centre of trade. and twenty hives,” Claire Please check latest advice before
woven pictures is recalled Centred in the space Beardmore told us. “We planning your trip.
in the town’s free-to-enter outside St Michael’s Parish are here for every market,
silk museum at the bottom Church and town hall, stalls not just for Christmas.
end of Mill Street. spread through the town’s “We have pollination Getting there
Descending from the elevated centre, bringing contracts all around the By car: Leave the M6
town centre, the unusual much appreciated trade. country, so can make a at Junction 19, Holmes
white building on your If you arrive by train, you variety of different honeys. Chapel.
right is the old Majestic have a choice of routes to When I was a child, a By train: Macclesfield
Cinema, which closed years the market, either up glass of hot Vimto in Ball’s is a 20-minute ride
ago. Waters Green to chippy on Hibel Road was a from Manchester
But Maxonians, as locals Churchside, where you can winter treat. Piccadilly, just over two
are known, do not lack pause to appreciate That chippy disappeared hours from London
cultural experiences. Holden and Prescott’s many years ago, but Macc Euston.
Cinemac in the Heritage decorations, or Will centre is still crammed with By bus: Arriva
Centre on Roe Street hosts Prescott’s waistcoat. pubs and cafés for those services link
wanting a sit-down brew. Macclesfield
Roger Monk with his Larkton Hall Cheese But there is also no with local
magnificent mushrooms. have lots of delicious shortage of consumable towns.
treats on offer! delights in the market and,
as you would hope in
Cheshire, local cheese is
easily found.
Larkton Hall cheese, from

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Macclesfield Visitor Information Centre
Market Place, Macclesfield, Cheshire, SK10 1DX.
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12

Could John
convince his
new feathered
friend to eat
from his hand?
BY GRAEME EDWARDS

eight –” He stopped
suddenly. “Lynn, it’s the
robin!”
John pointed through the
French windows.
“On the viburnum,
looking straight at us. He
must want feeding.
“I’d better put out some
sunflower hearts – or
perhaps he would prefer
dried mealworms.
“What do you think?”
Lynn smiled.

Roger That!
“If you ask me, gardeners
spoil their robins these
days. They get everything
they want, when they
want . . .” she began as her
husband grabbed his coat.

* * * *

J
By the time December
OHN could have His red-breasted “Of course, although I arrived, the robin had been
sworn he was being companion looked up. hope it goes better than named Roger.
watched as he “You’re right.” John last time.” He and John had become
earthed up his laughed. “I should get back John sighed, recalling the constant gardening
brussels sprouts in to work. Apologies.” tears that first Christmas companions, much to Lynn’s
readiness for the winter. He continued to earth up Jake and the children had amusement.
He paused and glanced his sprouts as the robin spent with them following Early each morning,
up towards the house. hopped about in search of their son’s divorce. John would head outside,
There was nobody in food. “Oh, I’m sure it will,” whatever the weather, and
sight and his wife, Lynn, John told Lynn about his Lynn reassured her put out a saucer of
wasn’t due back from town encounter when she husband. “And it will be sunflower hearts for his
until later that morning. returned. lovely to see them in feathered friend, who was
“I must be imagining it,” “It sounds as though person rather than online. always ready and waiting.
he said to himself and you’ve made a new friend,” “Ollie and Emily are And whenever John
carried on with his work. she said. growing up so fast.” tended to the sprouts or
Yet a few moments later “I hope so,” John replied, John nodded. Long- dug up a parsnip or two for
John paused again. rubbing his lower back. distance grandparenting Sunday lunch, Roger would
Was that a bird he could His wife raised an had proved tough at times, follow close behind,
hear singing? He turned. eyebrow. especially for his wife. searching for any bugs or
In an apple tree sat a “Have you overdone it “We’ll be able to visit worms that were unearthed.
robin observing him again?” them in France more often Ollie and Emily were
intently. “Possibly, but it needed now that we’re both thrilled when Lynn sent
John smiled. doing if we want home- retired,” he promised. them a video of Roger
“Hello. How long have grown sprouts for “When are they arriving?” accompanying John in the
you been there?” Christmas.” “Christmas Eve. They’re garden.
The robin cocked his “It’s a pity the twins don’t flying over so Jake is going During their weekly video
head and then, to John’s like them.” Lynn smiled. to arrange for the calls the twins would always
surprise, flew down to the “I wasn’t keen on them children’s presents to be ask how he was.
newly disturbed soil, just a when I was their age,” John delivered to us.” “You should see if Roger
few feet away. admitted. “Hang on – are John rolled his eyes. will take food from your
Illustration by Kirk Houston.

“You’re a lot bolder than we expecting guests?” “I hope there are fewer hand,” Ollie suggested.
other robins we’ve had,” “Jake texted earlier. He’s than last time,” he said. “If “Yes, Grandad, you
John said, leaning on his got Ollie and Emily this you ask me, parents spoil should,” Emily agreed.
spade. Christmas. their children these days. “Camille showed us some
The robin found a small “He’s asked if they can “They get everything they videos of robins doing that
centipede and ate it. spend it with us. I said yes. want, when they want. on YouTube when she came
“Tasty?” John enquired. I hope that’s OK?” “Now, when I was over for tea.
SHORT STORY 13

“They were amazing.” Still crouching, John held hoping Father Christmas “Is it vegetarian, Gran?”
John and Lynn exchanged out the sunflower hearts would bring them and a Emily asked.
a look. once more, his hand level skiing weekend their mum “Let’s have a look,” Lynn
An embarrassed Jake with the ground. and stepfather had planned said, leading Emily and her
popped his head into shot. Roger flew off into one of on their return. brother to the kitchen.
“I was planning on telling the borders. “Have you and Camille Jake’s phone pinged.
you about Camille later. John sighed. got anything nice planned “It’s Camille. She’s
“But these two spilled the This wasn’t going to be for when you get back, checking that we’re all OK.
beans first.” quite as straightforward as Jake?” Lynn asked. “I’ll give her a quick call.”
“Your mother’s all ears!” he had hoped. “We’ve booked a short John smiled. It was good
John grinned. Over the next few weeks, break in Paris at New Year. to see his son so happy.
“It’s so nice that Jake has John tried dried “But never mind me and “You’ll have some privacy
finally moved on,” Lynn said mealworms, mince pie Camille,” Jake said, keen to in the study,” he said,
as she made a start on the crumbs, some cheese, even steer the conversation putting on his coat. “I’m
Christmas cards later that the odd grub he found in away from his love life. just popping outside.”
evening. the garden, without success. “How’s Roger?” In the garden he found
“It is,” John agreed, “What time is their flight “Roger!” John cried, Roger sitting in the
peering intently at his due in tomorrow?” John startling everyone. viburnum, all fluffed up.
phone. “It must be serious if asked, reaching up to place
he’s introduced Camille to a gold star on top of the
the children.” Christmas tree. “When did you become vegetarian,
“What are you so “Ten a.m.,” Lynn replied,
absorbed in?” Lynn asked. inspecting their decorating. Emily?” Jake asked in surprise
“I’m trying to find those “More tinsel, I think.”
videos Emily mentioned. “We’d better set off early, “During the mad rush this “I’m sorry the food is so
“Ah, here we are!” just in case the traffic is morning I completely forgot late,” John began, reaching
Lynn joined John on the horrendous,” John to give him his breakfast.” into a bag of sunflower
couch. suggested, passing a bag of “I’m sure he can eat at hearts. “It was rather
“Can you imagine the look decorations to his wife. the bird feeders,” Lynn frantic this morning.
on the children’s faces if “The weather chap on the said. “Besides, we’re “We had to collect our
Roger did that when they telly was saying there’s a almost home – just in time son and grandchildren from
visited?” John beamed. chance of snow,” Lynn said. by the look of the sky.” the airport and we forgot
Lynn laughed. “There, that’s better. “Has Roger landed on to set the alarm clock.
“I suspect it would look “Right, John, you can your hand, Grandad?” “Then we had to pop to
rather similar to the look on turn the fairy lights on.” Emily asked. the supermarket – you
your face right now.” John flipped the switch. “Not yet, no.” should see the queues.”
“What do you think?” “I’m sure he will,” Ollie He held out his open
* * * * “The grandchildren will reassured him. “Have you palm to inspect the seeds.
The following morning, love it.” Lynn smiled. “I’m tried worms and stuff?” “Don’t worry, Roger, we’ll
John found Roger sitting in so glad we went for a real “I have.” John smiled. forego the attempts at
the viburnum. tree this year.” “Maybe Roger’s a hand feeding today.
It had become his “I’ll remind you of that vegetarian like me?” Emily “You must be
favourite spot to wait for his when you’re muttering suggested. starving . . .” His voice
breakfast. about fallen needles!” John John glanced at his wife trailed off.
John placed some chuckled. and saw the colour drain He was suddenly aware
sunflower hearts in an “Well, I think we’re ready from her cheeks. that a robin was perched
outstretched hand and for Christmas,” Lynn said. “When did you become on his index finger.
stood as still as possible. “The presents are wrapped vegetarian, Emily?” Jake Roger looked up at John
The robin eyed the seeds, and we’ve got the turkey.” asked in surprise. and then peered at the
then looked at John. John sighed. “Yesterday,” Emily replied seeds in front of him.
“Come on, little fellow,” “The only thing we don’t proudly. “My best friend Following the briefest of
John said softly. “You’re have is a hand-fed robin.” Elsa is, too. deliberations he ate one,
quite safe.” “She’s having a parsnip and then another.
Roger wasn’t convinced. * * * * and sage roulade for John stared, transfixed,
After a few minutes, John The next morning, John Christmas dinner. What am as his feathered companion
decided to try a different awoke with a start. I having?” continued to tuck in.
approach. “John! We forgot to set “John . . .” Lynn began. Both were oblivious to
He crouched and placed a the alarm,” his wife cried. John smiled, signalling the snowflakes that had
seed on the ground, a few “What time is it?” John left in readiness for an begun to fall around them.
feet in front of him. yawned. emergency detour to the Then, after a final glance
Roger cocked his head to “It’s gone eight!” supermarket. at John, Roger was gone.
one side, eyeing the morsel. They were up, dressed John gazed at his hand
After a brief pause, he and breakfasted within half * * * * with a big grin on his face.
flew down and ate it. an hour and made it to the It was mid-afternoon by He couldn’t quite believe
Then he looked up at airport just in time to greet the time they got home. what had just happened.
John as if to ask where the Jake and the twins at the “I don’t know about “I must tell the others,”
rest was. arrivals hall. anybody else, but I’m he said excitedly, turning.
John slowly placed The journey back was famished,” Lynn said. Beaming at him through
another seed on the ground filled with talk of what Ollie “We’re having a buffet this the French windows were
– a little closer. and Emily had been up to evening so is everyone OK Lynn, Jake, Ollie and Emily.
Roger hopped forward at school, the latest with soup for lunch?” They had seen
and took it. must-have toys they were “Perfect,” John replied. everything. ■
A Lifetime of Care...
In 2013, we were contacted by Luke, a young Welsh lad who told us, "I am concerned about a pony who I believe is
blind because she's walking around in circles and has bumped into the fence several times. There is also a pond
nearby with a steep bank that the pony almost fell in. Due to her lack of eyesight, I fear she could get trapped or
even drown. The field is very muddy with no good quality grazing or additional food, nor clean water. The pony is
brown and white and there is a similarly coloured one nearby that I believe is the foal to the one I'm worried about."

We have contacts in South Wales who kindly went to investigate, but Luke’s picture that identified Balinda
on arrival they could only see hoof prints where ponies had been. The field was now empty and there was
nothing more we could do.

A month later, we were asked by Trading Standards if we could take some, or all, of 15 stray horses and ponies
from Wales that were about to be euthanised. Of course, we agreed to give all 15 a home at Hillside. On
arrival, the driver told us he had on board a blind mare, her foal, and another young, orphaned foal in poor
condition. We put the mare and two foals together in a stable and left them to settle.

The next day we thought, “How many blind mares


with foals could there be in Wales?” We
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ponies. Luckily, he did (see top right) and would you
believe it, she was the very same pony he had
On arrival in 2013 - Balinda, Carlos and Alison
been so worried about a few weeks earlier and
she had just arrived at Hillside along with her foal!

Ten years on, mum Balinda, her son Carlos and adoptive daughter Alison are still together and,
despite being blind, Balinda has always coped very well with her family beside her.

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15

silver wedding gave us an

Here’s to a festive
opportunity to reflect on
past events.
There are the bad things,
of course, which happen to
everyone. But there are

season of good cheer


also the good things.
Weddings, births,
holidays, achievements,
pets and glorious days out
in the garden.
Days spent out and
about, such as when we
world’s smallest turkey – went to Scotland and met
In her weekly column, which was honestly no my alter ego, Minnie the
Maddie Grigg shares bigger than my fist.
We couldn’t even tune
Minx, in Dundee.
Health and happiness,
tales from her life in into the Queen’s speech at kind friends and strangers
three o’clock. who are there to support
rural Dorset . . . It was a fabulous you when you need it.

T
experience, living in a Earlier this year, I came
HE house is looking there is colour everywhere. different country for a year, across a quote attributed to
good for the What happens behind but it’s a strange thing author F. Scott Fitzgerald,
festivities ahead. closed doors is no-one celebrating Christmas a who wrote my favourite
I don’t know when else’s business. long way away from your novel “The Great Gatsby”.
you put up your Shopping for presents is family and friends. It’s one which has stayed
Christmas decorations, but done and all the gifts are Here in Dorset, as the with me.
I did ours at the beginning wrapped and under the years go by, there are “To be kind is more
of December. tree, ready to distribute in family members no longer important than to be right,”
It’s all looking lovely. a week or so’s time. with us. it said. “Many times, what
I used to wait until about I never used to be that It’s the same for people need is not a
now to put up the decs. organised, but these days I everyone, and it’s always brilliant mind that speaks
But my reasoning these find much satisfaction in hard. but a special heart that
days is if Advent has getting things done early. All that we can do is, as listens.”
started, then it’s fine to put It’s one less thing to think our dear Greek friend So here’s to a festive
up the Christmas baubles about. Canadian George says, season of good cheer and
and tinsel. On Christmas Eve, “enjoy every day”. kindness!
I love Christmas. Mr Grigg will go bowling Admittedly, that’s not May your Christmas be
Our home always seems with his grown-up children always easy or appropriate, everything you wish for. ■
like it’s crying out for some and grandchildren, and I but I know what he means.
seasonal love at this time of will be pottering around the It’s about seizing the day,
year. house preparing for the making the most of things
I can almost hear it letting onslaught the next day. and savouring memories of
out an appreciative gasp at At the time of writing, my our loved ones when they
all that sparkle and glitter. elderly mother and one of were still around.
Lush Places is looking my sisters will be joining us As you know, we had our
good, too, with the for lunch, although it’s quite 25th wedding anniversary
Christmas trees up around conceivable that other, this year.
the square and the big one younger family members Whether you’re one to
on the village green. might be coming too. mark these events or not,
Yet again, I still haven’t I do hope so. it’s certainly a milestone
Images: Maddie Grigg, iStock.

had the courage to incur I find Christmas is much and one which Mr Grigg
Mrs Bancroft’s wrath and more exciting when there and I wanted to celebrate.
go for coloured lights are little ones about. And, like Christmas and
outside, conforming to the Not like when we were in New Year when you think
unofficial rule that only Greece 11 years ago, when of all the things that have
warm white lights will do. the two of us sat down to a happened over the Mr Grigg became
But inside our house, meal consisting of the previous 12 months, our Father Christmas.
16

Starts in
1871

A Midwinter Tale
M
Y first year of
employment
The happy time I spent in to attend an interview?
Before long, fortune
with my Miss Rossetti’s service would smiled on me.
mistress was Miss Becky and Miss
1871. forever remain in my mind . . . Philippa were to get a
I had been a housemaid puppy.
in the home of a merchant BY EIRIN THOMPSON It was some kind of terrier
gentleman, his wife and and they were beside
two daughters before that, cleared the supper table. The news was that her themselves with mirth.
and those girls ran me “And it must be now, if it is employers’ family friend, They were not so keen,
ragged. to dry before bedtime.” Miss Rossetti, was in need however, that they wished
Their mother and father She cared not that I of a servant. to journey into town in the
encouraged them in all hadn’t eaten a thing since I have spoken to my wind and rain to collect the
their desires and, as a broth and bread in the employer and madam will little thing.
consequence, they were kitchen at lunchtime. recommend you to Miss Their mother said this
spoilt and greedy. If I wanted to keep my Rossetti, Lily wrote. would be a job for me.
“Nelly, I have been employment, I must do as I So be prepared to come The timing could not have
standing for hours for this was bid. and be interviewed, been more fortuitous.
dress fitting and I am I did not tell Mother how however you manage it. I could see Miss Rossetti
exhausted,” Miss Becky much I disliked the family, Above all, you must in the morning, fetch the
would say. “Please bring for she would have worried. demonstrate a calm puppy in the afternoon and
me tea and cake. But I did confide in Lily, disposition and a readiness deliver it to the girls that
“And make haste if you my sister, who looked after to forgive. evening.
do not wish me to faint.” two little boys at a fine I was both excited and I lay on my attic bed the
Never mind that I was house in Bloomsbury. fearful. night before that special
Illustration by Helen Welsh.

wanted in the kitchen and Lily made it her business To find a new position day, and hugged myself,
after that in the laundry to try to find me a new and escape the dreadful unable to sleep.
and would be in trouble for position. girls would be like a happy
being late. One day a letter came. dream. * * * *
“Nelly, I wish you to wash Lily wrote better than I But what if I could not Miss Rossetti had thick,
my hair,” Miss Philippa did, but I could read well find a way to be released dark hair and eyes like
would demand, after I’d enough. from my duties in order coals.
SHORT STORY 17

When solemn, her face Miss Rossetti thought memories of childhood and Her poem, “A Christmas
was forbidding, yet when there was no better time to she seemed a little wistful. Carol”, had appeared in an
she smiled, her demeanour compose a Christmas poem We had walked perhaps American magazine, called
was kindness itself. than when Christmas itself ten minutes when the snow “Scribner’s Monthly”.
She asked me about my filled the air. began to fall again. My mistress had taken
work, what time I rose and But she had been “Snow falling upon snow,” little things from that cold
what time I went to bed. contemplating her subject I said, and my mistress December afternoon, and
She wanted to know if I for days and had no ideas nodded thoughtfully. turned them into such
could cook, clean, mend for how to proceed. exquisite verses.
and sew, care for plants, “I’m sure the mistress will * * * * It later appeared in a
read and write. find inspiration soon,” I told That evening, the book of my mistress’s
I could do all these. her. mistress had me move her poems and I was proud to
“I am not as good a Miss Rossetti looked at little desk beside the good buy a copy of my own, and
writer as my sister, Lily,” I me intently, and asked fire, but asked me not to have it inscribed by Miss
admitted. “But I haven’t whether it would be quite draw the curtains as she Rossetti.
given up learning.” wrong to venture outdoors wished to see the snow For many years, I
Miss Rossetti believed in the hope of being falling. remained with my mistress.
this was a fine attitude, and inspired.
said I would be free to read “It’s vicious cold,
the books in her library mistress,” I said. “What could I give him?” I echoed.
when I wished.
Did this mean I was to
She replied that we could
wrap up warmly, and I
“I’m only a poor servant”
work for her? understood that I was to be
Apparently it did. included in this expedition. She asked if I had ever I loved her, for she had a
I was to hand in my notice The mistress wished to pictured the Nativity scene beautiful soul, and when
and start with her on the go to Regent’s Park, for and what I thought of it. she passed in 1894, I wept
first of December. she had played there “It was the humblest of very much.
Miss Rossetti told me she regularly as a child. accommodation in which to Miss Rossetti would
was very fond of Christmas We donned our coats and welcome a king,” I never know that, in 1906,
and hoped I felt the same. hats and mittens – mine ventured. “Yet, if you were the fine Mr Gustav Holst
I loved Christmas, I told not so grand as my a baby, it provided would compose a setting
her, and she would certainly mistress’s – and stepped everything necessary. for her Christmas poem,
not find me lacking in the out cautiously on to the “He had a loving mother entitled “Cranham”, and
spirit of the season. blanket of white. and a manger full of hay to that it would come to be
She smiled at that, and it keep him warm on that chill sung across the land.
had the look of the sun * * * * night, along with the heat Three years later, Mr
coming out on a wintry day. It was a bitter day. from the ox and the ass.” Harold Darke would
Not only was the air icy, She seemed to think compose an alternative
* * * * but there was a chill wind about that. setting, this one more
The house was full of that blew low and whistled. Then she asked me what complex and suited to
Christmas cheer. At least, I thought it gift I would have taken to accomplished choirs.
We had placed sprigs of whistled. Miss Rossetti offer Baby Jesus. For many Christmases I
red-berried holly on every thought it more like a I puzzled over this. had a full heart as I sang
picture and mirror, and moan. “If I had been one of the that carol or heard it sung.
woven a garland of fir and The ground was frozen sheperds in the fields, I
ivy to trail across the like iron, and the lake was suppose I would have * * * *
mantelpiece. frozen, too. brought a lamb,” I replied. The Great War came, and
The smell of hot mince As we walked, my Miss Rossetti asked me Christmases were very hard
pies wafted from the mistress told me how to consider again what gift with two sons at the Front.
kitchen and mulled wine happy her childhood in the I might bring, had I not Happily both returned and
simmered on the hob. locality had been, with trips been a shepherd or a wise we sang together again.
I had built up a good fire, to Madame Tussauds and man but simply myself. We could hardly believe it
for it was very cold, with the zoo, as well as frequent I thought of the goose in when we found ourselves at
snow on the ground visits to Regent’s Park. the kitchen, plucked and war again in 1939.
outside. There were two brothers ready to cook. This time I retreated to
Miss Rossetti stood by and two sisters – what I thought of the the country where my sister
the window, looking out, Mother and her friends Christmas pudding, the Lily lived in a cottage.
very pensive. called “a gentleman’s cake and the mince pies, How glad we were when
“Penny for them, family”. but I wasn’t sure that any peace returned, and at
mistress,” I said, then Miss Rossetti was the of these was quite right. Christmas in 1945, Lily had
feared I had been too baby, and she and her “What could I give him?” I all the family squeezed in
familiar. brother, Dante Gabriel, echoed. “I’m only a poor under her roof to celebrate.
But Miss Rossetti didn’t were named by their father servant.” Everyone looked at me
flinch. as “the two storms”, while My mistress gazed at me when we sang “In The
She turned to look at me the other pair were “the a moment without blinking. Bleak Midwinter” at the
and explained that she had two calms”. She said I had given her little parish church on
been asked to write a poem This was before her an idea and took up her Christmas morning.
about Christmas for an father had become ill. Their pen once more. “What was she like?” my
American magazine. lives changed utterly once grandchildren asked me.
Not for the year we were he was unable to work. * * * * “Miss Christina Rossetti
in, but for publication the It was clear that Miss It was my second winter was a kind of angel,” I said.
following winter. Rossetti had many fond with Miss Rossetti. “An angel on earth.” ■
18

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HEALTH 19

Health Bite
Healing Herb
Fresh rosemary contains
vitamins A, B6, C, and other
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Studies have shown that
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perform better in memory tests. almonds and used in many Christmas
writer, Jackie treats,” Simon Williams, from
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learns more “Nut-free marzipan is available, and
you can also make your own by
about dietary substituting ingredients such as
requirements. cornmeal or semolina.
“Stuffing contains onion, garlic,

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OU may be entertaining guests herbs, breadcrumbs and egg, but can
with a food allergy or intolerance also include chestnut, cranberry,
over the festive period, or a gingerbread, pomegranate and
relative may have recently developed different kinds of nuts.
a food intolerance. “If any of the fourteen major food
Planning ahead is essential, so you allergens are present in an alcoholic
need to find out what the dietary drink, this must be declared on the
requirements are in advance – so you label.
can make sure everyone is included. “Milk in cream liquors, cereals
“Most people with food allergies or containing gluten in beers and spirits
intolerances spend most of the year and sulphites in wine are common.”
Lost Memories missing out on occasions that feature
food, so to be thought of will be the
When it comes to preparing food for
someone with a food allergy or
best gift going,” Lucy Parr, chef and intolerance, Claire Bannerman, roving
Don’t worry if you forget a author of “The Friendly Baker”, says. chef with Vegetarian for Life, advises
name or can’t find the word “It can be difficult to cater for dietary cleaning work surfaces and equipment
you’re looking for. requirements if you’re not used to thoroughly using hot, soapy water.
Scientists say that forgetting doing it, so ask your guests for help. “Keep allergen-free food separate
plays a critical role in how we “Find out what brands are safe for from other foods and use separate
learn, freeing up brain space them, and maybe ask them to bring a equipment and utensils to help avoid
temporarily and forcing us to dish to make the catering easier.” cross-contamination in the kitchen,”
retrieve and re-engage with When buying food, check labels. she says. “Note down ingredients
material which, in turn, deepens In the case of a coeliac, you need to used in your dish, so you can answer
and extends our memories. look for foods which state “gluten any questions guests may have.”
free” on the pack – or those that carry Becky Excell, cookbook author,
Coeliac UK’s crossed grain symbol. blogger and Coeliac UK ambassador,
According to Coeliac UK, the top recommends keeping the packaging
Christmas gluten-free foods to make from any products used.
or buy include gravy, Yorkshire “This way guests can double check
puddings, bread sauce, mince pies, ingredients,” she says. “Even crisps
Christmas pudding and cake. can contain wheat in the seasoning.”
Most large supermarkets have a Take care over serving spoons.
special “free from” aisle, with a wide “I ensure there are enough serving
variety of foods to cater for different spoons to go round, so there is less
allergies and intolerances. chance of them being moved from one
“Always double check ingredients dish to another,” Lucy Parr says.
even if it’s something you’ve bought “If you’re having a buffet, make sure
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before,” Lucy says. “Don’t assume it’s dishes are well labelled.”
OK. You’d be surprised how many For more information, visit
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Some festive food can pose an lucysfriendlyfoods.com or
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Tips to manage
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festive season
to avoid eating or drinking which may irritate your on over the counter

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acid reflux website page more upright, elevating digestive system? That There’s lots to love
during Christmas Day and your head and chest could include fibrous foods about Christmas:
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it’s viewed once every 13 waist, as this can help and root vegetables (the
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seconds. prevent stomach acid perfect Christmas dinner
the sizzle of perfectly
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tactics you’d use at any spicy foods, tomatoes, up something low in fat. manage the symptoms of
other time of year still citrus fruits, garlic, onions, If management tactics heartburn if it arises and
apply: eat smaller and chocolate, alcohol, fizzy aren’t working speak to enjoy all the wonders to
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6 good reasons to drink

THE SCIENCE BIT


A 150 ml glass of Innocent strawberry and banana
smoothie contains:

● Calories – 76 ● Carbs – 18 g
● Fibre – 1.9 g ● Protein – 0.8 g
● Vitamins – C, folic acid
● Minerals – manganese, potassium

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enough fruits and vegetables each day, adding
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immunity-supporting antioxidants which help to
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your risk of chronic conditions like heart disease,
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digestive health. Not only will the liquid keep you
hydrated, but the electrolytes found in many fruits
and veg will help keep your body in balance, too.

HIDDEN VEG
Green smoothies are given their vibrant colour by
throwing a handful of kale, spinach or celery into the
blender with the fruit. This boosts the nutrient profile
of your smoothie without adding any bitterness and
helps to keep the sugar content down. Get in the
habit of blending your own smoothies if you can,
avoiding the possible additives (including sugars and
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MAINTAIN A HEALTHY WEIGHT


Blending a breakfast smoothie each morning when
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MIX IT UP
The smoothie base of blended fruit with yogurt or
milk provides the perfect vehicle for protein add-ons
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(such as protein powder or nut butters), omega-3


enhancement (nuts and seeds), and nutritional
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SHORT STORY

Building Works Would kind hearts and a


generous gift be enough to rebuild
these broken communities?
BY STEFANIA HARTLEY

In fact, this version of when Moira walked in with


Santa Maria hadn’t been a wad of newspapers.
the first one. “You might like to use
After being flattened by some packing material for
an earthquake in the fragile items.”
1970s, the original “Thank you,” Father said.
baroque church had been The only fragile item he

S
replaced with a modern was packing was his heart.
ILENCE fell on the “It would make a construction. He had to put on a brave
church hall after beautiful restaurant,” The architects had face for his parishioners
Father’s words. Moira said, looking out to promised it would stand but he, too, was sad.
“What do you mean the church spire and the until judgement day. His gaze fell on the front
our parish is going tall stained-glass windows. But now concrete pillars page of one of the papers,
to be closed down?” Paul “But it doesn’t feel right.” poked out of the rubble, which showed a photo of a
asked on behalf of “I’ll be too sad to see our exposed to the shocked town in Sicily struck by an
everyone else at the AGM church turned into a eyes of the townsfolk. earthquake.
of the parish of Saint Anne. restaurant. “At least we’re all alive,” His heart went to the
“Our congregation has “I won’t be able to walk one said. people affected.
shrunk so much that down this road ever again,” The earthquake had built He looked more closely
keeping the parish has Julia said. up slowly through the day, at the picture.
become unviable. The following morning, so everyone had had a A metal cross lay among
“The bishop has decided Paul turned up at the chance to find safety. the rubble.
to incorporate this parish presbytery’s door. Some of the parishioners “Moira, look at this.”
with Saint Gregory’s. “Father, the bishop suggested starting the “Oh, yes, the earthquake
“They will welcome you cannot sell the church. rebuilding then and there in Sicily. It looks like a
all with open arms.” “Canon law says a church with their bare hands, like collapsed church,” she said.
Father would know, as he building can be repurposed Saint Francis when he “I might have just had a
was the priest there, too. for ‘profane but not sordid rebuilt the church of San great idea . . .” Father said.
“And we’ll organise use’.” Damiano. Father John explained
car-sharing for people who “A restaurant is not Padre Giorgio told his plan to the bishop later
can’t get there.” ‘sordid use’,” Father said. everyone to keep away that day.
“It all makes sense, but “A restaurant could be until the fire brigade told “It’s a madcap idea,” the
we’re attached to our considered a temple to them it was safe to return. bishop said.
church,” Julia said sadly. gluttony.” But the fire brigade never Father pulled out his
“As soon as the heating “I don’t think so, Paul. said it was safe. phone and showed the
is repaired, people will But good try.” Instead, they cordoned bishop examples of
return,” Moira added. Not long after, Julia off the area and put up a buildings which had been
The church’s heating turned up at the parish. sign that read DANGER. taken down in one place
system had broken down “Father, I’ve had an idea. That year, the Christmas and rebuilt, brick by brick,
at the start of October and Our church’s acoustic is services were held in the in other locations.
attendance had plummeted much better than that of school hall. “It must cost a fortune,”
as a consequence. the town’s hall. “New year, new town!” the bishop pointed out.
“I’m sorry, but the “The council should turn the mayor promised at the “There might be a way
heating is not going to be it into a concert hall.” town’s party, but in April around it, if we are
repaired. “That’s a great idea, there was still no sign of prepared to be generous.”
“The church building will Julia. But the bishop has funds for the church’s
be sold to a developer,” already asked and the reconstruction. * * * *
Father John said. council hasn’t the money.” Nature, however, had The developer agreed to
Gasps rippled through started work on the church. buy the land for a
the room. * * * * Yellow wood sorrel, peppercorn in exchange for
Illustration by Shutterstock.

“What will the developer In Sicily, the parishioners daisies and dandelions relocating Saint Anne’s
do with it?” Paul asked. of Santa Maria looked on blossomed between bricks church to the Sicilian town
“They will build houses in dismay at what was left and pews. struck by the earthquake.
on the car park and turn of their church. It was a huge job, but the
the church into a The earthquake hadn’t * * * * builder would end up with
restaurant – after it’s been been the first to turn their Father John was packing cleared land where they
deconsecrated, of course.” church to rubble. the hymn books into boxes could build homes.
SERIES: PART 17 OF 30 23

The Show’s The

iStock.
They wouldn’t have to

Thing
repurpose the church any
more.
So Saint Anne’s church
building was taken down,
stone by stone, and each
piece was marked and
catalogued to be shipped
to Sicily.
At the other end, the gift Tash couldn’t believe her
prompted a generosity
race. luck with this new house . . .
The best architects
offered their services pro BY LYDIA JONES

H
bono and the most skilled
engineers ensured the E only said if the There was a loud knock might spend all my time
building would withstand set build didn’t on the open front door. looking out over the park.”
another earthquake. need him.” Morag called out into the “Those are cherry
Masons, carpenters, Tash twizzled hallway blossom trees, aren’t
electricians, plumbers, her car keys and “Come in, Luke. The they?” he asked. “They’ll be
conservation experts and tried to stop herself kettle’s on – you’ve beautiful in spring.”
parishioners made looking down Station obviously got a sixth sense “I worked a cruise to
themselves available to Street for Luke. for impending coffee.” Japan for blossom season
work on the church for free. Morag beckoned her “This is true.” once,” Tash said. “It’s
Even a local botanist got along the path to the He spoke to Morag but something I’ll never forget.”
involved – by studying the house. his gaze rested on Tash. Luke gave a funny little
lichens and mosses on the “As if he’d let something She was aware of her tip of his head.
stonework, she could like that stop him. Come new housemates appraising “Well, I’m not sure they’ll
confirm the correct on in.” their visitor. be up to that standard.”
orientation of each stone. The whole aspect of the “You came,” she said and Tash had a bizarre feeling
Everyone worked round Victorian redbrick terrace then felt stupid. “How did she’d said the wrong thing.
the clock to ensure the was cheerful. you know which house?” “Where do you want
church would be ready for Shrubs flourished in the Luke smiled. these books, then?”
Christmas. front gardens and the bins “Car parked outside full “Just pop them next to
didn’t overflow. of boxes? Open doorway? that piece of folded batik.”
* * * * A property displaying a Lucky guess.” “That’s some mix of
On Christmas Eve, as B and B sign was covered “Of course.” Tash felt the colours,” Luke said.
Father John emerged from in more pansies than Tash heat of her blush. “It’s a wall hanging from
Catania airport’s arrivals, had ever seen. “Is that all of your stuff in Bali. Open it, if you like.
he was instantly pulled into She felt herself release a the car?” “I thought it would
a bear hug by his Sicilian breath – she could be His voice was all brighten up the wall.”
counterpart. happy here. practicality but his eyes “Nah, you’re OK. That
“Grazie di cuore – thank “It’s OK,” Morag said. spoke of something else. was the last box, so I’ll
you from the bottom of our “You can leave your stuff “Yeah.” She cleared her leave you to it.”
hearts!” Padre Giorgio in the car for a bit. throat. “I don’t really have “Oh.” Tash knew a stab
exclaimed with shiny eyes. “We don’t get much much in the way of of disappointment.
Moira, Julia, Paul and trouble round here.” furniture after all those Her mobile shrilled.
the other parishioners of “This is so different from years at sea.” “It’s my mum. I said I’d
Saint Anne were welcomed where I was before,” Tash “That shouldn’t take long, call when I was moved in. I
as warmly. said. then.” can call her back.”
They were hosted in the “I’ll introduce you to the He held her gaze and “She’ll want to speak to
homes of the Santa Maria rest of your new continued to smile. you,” Luke said. “I’ll see you
parishioners. housemates,” Morag said. “Right,” Morag said, soon.”
The Christmas Mass was Tash stepped inside a breaking the loaded “OK. Thanks again for
celebrated together by narrow hallway where the silence. “Let’s get all your your help.”
Father John and Padre original tiles gleamed boxes into the hall, then we “No worries.”
Giorgio in the rebuilt black, red and white. can have that coffee. And he was gone.
church of Saint Anne and “Come and meet Sian “Luke, if you could give us Tash gazed around.
Santa Maria. and Liv. a hand shifting stuff She was happy to be in
During his homily, Padre “Nick is always off upstairs, it’s the room at this lovely house, happy
Giorgio told the story of mountain biking or rock the front of the house.” Luke had come to help,
when he received Father climbing at weekends.” Luke stood in the and yet . . .
John’s e-mail with the Tash followed Morag doorway of Tash’s room Every time she thought
unusual offer. into a bright room where bearing a box of books. maybe she wasn’t
“I thought it was a prank a large table jostled for Tash was acutely aware imagining whatever was
and deleted it. Thankfully, space amongst free- of toned muscles in the between them, Luke
Father John wrote again. standing kitchen units. arms that held it. seemed to pull back. It was
“Now that your beautiful Sian and Liv had “That’s some view,” he so confusing.
church lives here, you must evidently been waiting to said. Her mobile began again.
come and visit us often. greet her and the four “Isn’t it? I’ve put my “Hi, Mum.”
“This will always be your women soon fell into laptop on the table in that
parish, too.” ■ friendly conversation. bay window but I’m afraid I More next week.
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SHORT STORY 25

Could Melina
give up her role
as Christmas
cook?
BY STEFANIA HARTLEY
hoping that the other
would tell Melina first.
Now Melina had put in
her Christmas orders.
Tanino had to tell her.
“Rosanna and family are,
er . . . thinking of spending
Christmas with the other
grandparents,” he said,
avoiding her gaze.
“What? Nobody told me!
They can’t change the plan
at the last minute like this!”
“You’ve just said that it
was too early to plan
Christmas,” Tanino replied.
“And what about us? Are
we to spend Christmas on
our own?” Melina asked.

Many Hands
“Why not?” Tanino said.
Tanino usually spent
Christmas collecting orders
from butchers and cake
shops, lengthening tables,
carrying chairs and serving
drinks.
It always left poor Melina

C
frantic and tired.
HRISTMAS was son-in-law’s favourite salad Melina loved to cook. “We could have a quiet
coming sooner – orange, fennel and olives. She must have been very Christmas, just you and
every year, Melina A green salad would go busy that day. me. No need to cook up a
thought with down well, too, and some “What have you been up feast. We can just enjoy
dismay when the roasted potatoes to to today?” he asked. each other’s company.”
butcher informed her that accompany the second She sighed. “We can do that any
he was taking Christmas course. “You won’t believe it. I’ve day!” Melina said, throwing
bookings. All three side dishes went had to put in our Christmas her hands in the air.
She still hadn’t recovered on the menu. orders with the butcher! “I want to spend
from last year’s effort. For dessert, Tanino “It’s ridiculous how Christmas with my
But as soon as she got would buy a shortcrust Christmas is starting earlier daughter and my
home, she sat down with pastry and dried fruit every year!” granddaughter!”
pen and paper and started buccellato ring from the Tanino stopped with his “Rosanna and the family
planning her family’s cake shop. fork halfway to his mouth. live downstairs – we see
Christmas lunch. Melina reviewed her list. “Hasn’t Rosanna spoken them every day,” Tanino
For a starter, she could It was long, with many to you yet?” pointed out.
make Tanino’s favourite laborious, time-consuming “What about?” Melina “It’s only right that, once
Sicilian sfincione pizza. dishes to be prepared. asked with a frown. in a while, they spend
A pasta bake with minced She was going to After how stressful last Christmas with the other
beef and mortadella ham struggle, but she didn’t year’s Christmas had been grandparents, too.”
would do nicely for the first want to take anything off for Melina, Rosanna had
course. the list. suggested to Tanino that * * * *
For the second, Melina Her culinary skills were she, her husband and her “I hadn’t told you yet
was torn between her her pride and joy, and she daughter could spend because I was waiting for
granddaughter’s favourite glowed when her cooking Christmas at her in-laws. an answer from Alida and
falsomagro beef roulade, or was appreciated. It would make the other Stefano,” Rosanna said
the sardine rolls with She picked up the phone grandparents happy and when Melina confronted
breadcrumbs, pine nuts and rang the butcher. give Melina a well-deserved her.
Illustration by Jim Dewar.

and raisins, which her break. “So it was you who asked
daughter loved. * * * * Tanino thought it was a to spend Christmas with
Unable to choose, she Tanino was surprised to good idea but wondered them?” Melina was
put down both and made a find only a ball of how Melina would take it. shocked.
note to order the sardines mozzarella and two slices Clearly neither he nor The betrayal was worse
from the fishmonger. of bread on the table for Rosanna had been brave than she had imagined.
On the list also went her his supper. enough to find out, each A horrible thought
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crossed her mind. available for conversation. him with her hand. Melina froze. Why had
Maybe the other Melina felt smaller with Alida disappeared into Alida told her secret?
grandma, Alida, was a every mouthful. the corridor.
better cook than her. Just after dessert, Melina Stefano chuckled. * * * *
“No, Mamma. I actually excused herself and made “Don’t worry, Melina. In When the table had been
asked them if you and her way down the corridor our household, men are cleared and the others
Papà could come, too. to the bathroom, but she allowed to help, too.” were setting up the bingo,
“As luck would have it, had forgotten where it was. “Yes. In fact, we’re all Melina found herself alone
Alida and Stefano have just She opened the first door going to help. Many hands in the kitchen with Alida.
replied.” Rosanna grinned. and found herself in the make lighter work,” It was her chance to ask
“They’d be delighted to kitchen instead. Rosanna said, standing up. the question.
have you.” Melina looked around No! Everyone was “Do you not mind people
Panic swamped Melina. and gasped. standing up to take their knowing that you’ve used
“We can’t go!” Every surface was littered plates to the kitchen! caterers?”
“Why not? It would be with aluminium trays, Melina leaped up from “Not at all,” Alida said
lovely, and you wouldn’t paper bags and cardboard her chair and stood in their good-naturedly. “Christmas
have to lift a finger,” Tanino boxes bearing the name of way, blocking the entry to isn’t a cooking competition.
put in. a catering company. the corridor. “It’s about spending time
But Melina enjoyed lifting All those wonderful “I’m sure Alida doesn’t with family and friends.
fingers – and arms, too. dishes had looked appreciate, er, interference “If I had cooked this
Since she was a little girl, professional – because in her kitchen,” Melina meal, I would have been
Melina had always spent they were! said. exhausted and I would
Christmas in the kitchen, Melina’s inferiority If she couldn’t stop them have spent all my time in
first helping her grandma, complex crumbled, and going to the kitchen, she the kitchen instead of with
then her mum, then jealousy was replaced by must at least delay them you all.”
cooking on her own. rising sympathy. long enough for Alida to “You are right. I should
Yes, sometimes the work Poor Alida. She must be clear away the last boxes. take a leaf out of your
was a bit much, but if she a terrible cook to have “She’s fine about it, book,” Melina confessed.
didn’t cook at Christmas, resorted to caterers! Mum,” Rosanna said. “Every Christmas, I run
what else would she do? This explained why she “Alida isn’t jealous of her myself into the ground and
“I don’t mind working in had refused Melina’s offer kitchen. Now, let us become grumpy and
the kitchen,” Melina said of help – she had a secret through, please.” insufferable to be around.”
candidly. to protect. “Alida? Can we come into “Family is more
“I know. That’s why you Ignited by grandmotherly the kitchen?” Melina called important than food,” Alida
never let me help you. But solidarity, Melina decided down the corridor. declared solemnly.
for once, you can be a to do all she could to “One moment, please,” The coffee was gurgling
guest.” Rosanna smiled. prevent anyone else Alida replied. inside the percolator.
Melina had no idea how discovering Alida’s “My arms are tired. Alida turned off the flame
to be a guest. embarrassing secret. These plates are heavy,” and Melina placed the
She had always been the First, all those trays and Valentina complained. percolator on the serving
host at Christmas. boxes must disappear. “I’m sorry, sweetheart, tray.
“It would make Valentina Melina emptied the but your other grandma “Wait. Don’t take it to the
very happy to have all her leftovers into Alida’s own has told us to wait,” Melina sitting-room yet. I’ve made
grandparents with her at crockery then squashed said without budging. some biscuits to go with it,”
Christmas,” Roseanna said. boxes and trays into the Alida said, pulling a tray of
“Please, Mamma, do it for bin, pushing them as far * * * * beautiful pistachio and
her.” down as they would go. “What were you asking, lemon biscuits out of the
Melina wasn’t able to “Mum, are you all right?” Melina? I couldn’t hear,” oven.
deny her granddaughter Rosanna called from the Alida said, emerging from Melina complimented
anything. corridor. the kitchen with a smile. them and Alida looked very
“Fine. We’ll go.” Oh no. Melina’s absence She took in the scene and pleased.
from the table had been frowned. They walked to the
* * * * noticed. “What’s the matter?” sitting-room, Alida in front
As soon as Melina She still had a few boxes Everyone answered at with the biscuits, and
stepped through the door left but couldn’t risk once, but Alida turned to Melina behind with the
at Christmas, she offered to Rosanna coming into the Melina. coffee.
help in the kitchen. kitchen. “I asked everyone to wait But as they got to the
“It’s all under control,” “All fine,” Melina said, for your permission to sitting-room, nobody paid
Alida said with a big smile. shooting out of the kitchen enter the kitchen,” Melina them any attention.
When the meal started, and closing the door explained with a wink. Everyone was crowding
Melina found that Alida behind her. “It’s absolutely fine. You around a box of chocolate
had good reasons to smile. “I was just getting some can all go in,” Alida said biscuits which Michele was
Starters, firsts, mains water.” with a smile. passing around.
and sides – every dish was “I couldn’t hear you Alida’s face contorted in
delicious and prepared to * * * * because I was sorting the displeasure.
the highest standard. Melina returned to the caterers’ packaging into “Stop that! We’re having
In comparison, Melina dining-room just as Alida our recycling bags. my biscuits now!” she
felt like a rookie in the got up to clear up the “Someone had stuffed snapped at her son.
kitchen, and a terrible table. everything in the Melina patted her arm to
host, too. “Let us help you,” Tanino undifferentiated waste calm her down.
Unlike her, Alida was said, getting up, too. bin so I had to dig inside “Family before food,
relaxed, attentive and “No!” Melina stopped and pull it all out.” Alida, remember?” ■
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Set in

Hot Off
1988
As Caitlyn negotiated

The Press
her new life, her mother
had her own concerns
for the future . . .
BY EIRIN THOMPSON

W
The Story So Far HEN she had prospect of such a big
imagined investor – they’d already
Journalist CAITLYN is friends with ANDY, the being back in started fantasising about
moving back to her deputy editor of the her old attic new office accommodation
hometown, Oakenridge, local paper. bedroom at and computers Arrowhead
to escape from the According to James, Lavender Cottage, Caitlyn would pay for.
pressures of her job in Andy is unhappy about had pictured herself But Caitlyn knew
London. not getting the editor snuggled under the duvet, Arrowhead’s form: they had
She has secured a new position, as he’s been reading herself to sleep like a track record of buying
position as the editor of with the “Chronicle” for she had done as a child. local weekly newspapers
the local paper, “The ten years, slowly working Back then, the height of and slashing staff and
Oakenridge Chronicle”, his way up. excitement had come from cutting budgets.
and her boyfriend MAX After meeting her new Enid Blyton’s tales of young Loyal workers lost their
agrees to join her if she colleagues, Caitlyn girls away at boarding jobs and the community no
decides to stay in the quickly discovers that school, or junior detectives longer had a healthy paper,
town permanently. locals think she’s unfit to on the scent of baddies. but a limp publication filled
Her parents, replace the outgoing Last night she had been out with generic celebrity
SCARLETT and PETER, editor, HARRY. kept awake by the and lifestyle material.
are also excited to have In addition, she learns unsettling rumour that As soon as she’d returned
Illustration by David Young.

her back at home. that Arrowhead Media, Arrowhead Media had set back to Lavender Cottage
Caitlyn shares the a London company its sights on buying “The she’d made a few calls,
train journey to renowned for destroying Oakenridge Chronicle”, of which substantiated the
Oakenridge with JAMES, local publications, is which she had just been rumour and gave an
a taxi company owner planning to buy the appointed editor. indication of how much
who turns out to be “Chronicle” . . . The staff in her office had Arrowhead were willing to
been buzzing at the pay for the “Chronicle”.
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She could see that it was turned it to face Caitlyn. putting all those good needed creative outlets as
a tempting sum. “Marcus doesn’t have people’s jobs in jeopardy. well as her family if she was
“It’s hard to think what anything on until almost to be happy.
worse news I could have ten,” Caitlyn said, referring * * * * It was Lily who had
had on my first day,” she’d to the staff photographer. Scarlett was not taught Scarlett how to
told Max when she’d “What time is he likely to renowned for her domestic create a garden and how to
phoned him. make an appearance here? triumphs – she was a lousy grow raspberries and
“The current proprietor I was hoping to talk to cleaner and a pretty awful strawberries and make
might not be remotely everyone together.” cook – but even she could them into jam.
interested in selling, so “Marcus always shows up see that her mother-in-law She had also been the
maybe hold off worrying for at nine, if he doesn’t have a was not keeping on top of most fantastic grandma.
a while,” Max had advised. marking somewhere else,” her chores. “Thank you,” was what
“But all our plans for Louise replied. “If he didn’t, The little path up to Lily’s Scarlett most often found
getting out of London are he wouldn’t get a chance to front door was sprouting herself saying to Lily. “And
predicated on me making a grumble about how much weeds. again, thank you.”
go of this job!” harder he’s expected to Scarlett bent down and For years, Lily had barely
“And you will. Unless this work than everyone else.” pulled up the worst of them seemed to age at all.
is your way of telling me Caitlyn smiled slightly, before ringing the doorbell. But all of a sudden, the
you’re having second but decided to make no It took Lily so long to years were starting to catch
thoughts?” Max asked. response to that remark. answer the door that up with her.
“I’m not.” She wasn’t going to Scarlett was beginning to “Have you had a look at
It was the truth. pre-judge any of her team wonder if she’d gone out. this post?” Scarlett
Caitlyn had had more based on gossip. But then Lily appeared, enquired when they
than enough of city life. By ten past nine, smiling brightly. returned to the house.
Working as a magazines everyone had arrived and Scarlett followed her “Sort of,” Lily replied.
journalist and being Caitlyn asked them all to through the tiny porch and “What does that mean?”
expected to participate in a meet in the editorial office. into the parlour. Scarlett continued, though
hectic social life had wrung “First of all, can I say how Newspapers covered the she was smiling.
her out to the point where delighted I am to be sofa, a pile of post was “I need new glasses and I
it had made her ill. appointed editor of ‘The heaped on the table and a can’t read them. Would you
She had no second Oakenridge Chronicle’,” she basket of laundry stood on take a look and see if
thoughts about returning to began. “I grew up in this the ironing board. there’s anything urgent?”
Oakenridge and the chance town, and I know how much “You pop the kettle on “If you’re sure there’s
to slow down, enjoy nature a part of the fabric the and I’ll make a bit of nothing private,” Scarlett
walks and perhaps a drink paper is. space,” Lily said, reaching replied warily.
at the pub. “I’ve spent a lot of time for the newspapers. “I shouldn’t think so. I’ll
Max was a true looking at recent issues of “Maybe I’ll just help you just go and fetch a clean
Londoner, though, and the the ‘Chronicle’, and it in here first,” Scarlett apron.”
whirlwind of activity there seems to me a very strong answered. “Then we can sit Scarlett’s eyes followed
suited him. example of a local weekly. down to our tea. Is this Lily as she made her way to
Was he asking her about “However, that is not to laundry to go on the the foot of the stairs.
second thoughts because say there is nothing we can washing line?” She watched as her
he was having some of his do to make the paper even “Yes, I suppose.” mother-in-law began the
own? better. “Come on, then. Where ascent, gripping both the
Between that and the “I want to perhaps do a are your pegs?” original hand-rail and the
Arrowhead rumours, it was bit of tweaking, so that we As Scarlett carried the additional one Peter had
no wonder that Caitlyn had not only keep our loyal basket outside, she noticed installed on the opposite
lain awake for hours. readers, but ensure a new how carefully Lily walked wall at Scarlett’s
And now here she was, generation is coming on down the path. prompting.
about to stride into the board, too.” Lily dipped into the Even with two handrails,
newspaper office on Market Caitlyn scanned the basket and pulled out a Lily’s progress was slow.
Street for her first full day room. Everyone looked blouse, but when she went
as editor. happy enough with her to reach it up to the line, * * * *
“Hi, boss!” Louise, the little speech. she struggled. The two women made a
receptionist, greeted her. Everyone except Andy, “How about I do the pot of tea and sat down
“Good morning, Louise,” her deputy editor. hanging and you pass me together to enjoy it.
Caitlyn replied. “Are you He didn’t even look at the pegs?” Scarlett said, “It’s such a treat having
always this early?” her, preferring to gaze at a and Lily nodded. Caitlyn here,” Lily said,
“I always come a bit map of Oakenridge that When Scarlett had first smiling broadly. “I’ve
before the others, so the was fixed to the wall. come to Oakenridge, she missed her so much.”
kettles are boiled for Caitlyn gave an inward had found Lily a welcoming “I know.” Scarlett
everyone else arriving.” sigh and wondered what it mother-in-law. grinned. “She’s going to
“That’s very kind of you.” would take to win him over. Scarlett had been make such a fabulous job of
“Not entirely – in return, Rallying of the troops brought up by her father, the ‘Chronicle’, too.”
they let me off contributing done for the present, she after her mother died very “Are she and Max
to the tea and coffee kitty.” retreated to her office and young, so having Lily to talk house-hunting?”
“Seems fair. Do you have took a deep breath. to as she found her feet as “No. They’ve agreed that
the photographer’s diary?” Now she needed to ring a wife had been wonderful. Cait will take three months
“Sure. If you can make Mr Stoupe, the paper’s It had been Lily who had to focus on the job, then
out the writing.” proprietor, and try to encouraged Scarlett to they’ll start looking for their
Louise set the diary on persuade him against pursue her own interests, own place.”
the reception counter and selling to Arrowhead and recognising that she Scarlett tried to insist on
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washing the dirty dishes “Shall I show them in?” “A conspiracy?” Mr Smart shook Caitlyn’s
that were in the sink, but “They’ve specifically “The ecology people,” Mr hand a second time and
Lily was adamant that she asked for me?” Caitlyn Smart explained. “They gave her a serious look
would do them herself. checked. want us motorists off the before turning and striding
When Lily rolled up her “Very specifically,” Andy road completely.” from her office.
sleeves, Scarlett flinched. assured her. “And you believe Thanks, Andy, she
“What happened to your “OK.” environmental campaigners thought. He knew exactly
arm?” she cried, seeing a The next moment, a are in league with traffic what he had been doing.
large bruise. middle-aged man stepped wardens?” It flashed through
“Don’t worry about that,” over her threshold. “What other explanation Caitlyn’s mind to ring Max
Lily said dismissively. “I had “Hello,” Caitlyn began, can there be?” and have a little moan
a little argument with the standing up. “My name’s Caitlyn’s heart sank. about her deputy
doormat.” Caitlyn Moore. I’m the new “You say you’ve brought deliberately setting her up,
“You fell?” editor at the ‘Chronicle’. this to the attention of my but she hesitated to go
“I tripped.” How can I help you?” predecessor?” running to him at the first
“Why didn’t you tell us?” The man offered her his “On numerous occasions, hint of trouble.
Scarlett asked. “Was it only outstretched hand and they but he did nothing and last She stepped out into the
your arm you hurt?” shook. night I got another ticket editorial office and almost
“Just my arm. And I “Raymond Smart,” he outside the chippy where I bumped into James, the
hardly felt it.” introduced himself. “I’m popped in to get my tea.” helpful chap from the train
Scarlett pictured Lily lying very pleased to meet you. “Which chippy?” the other day.
on the floor. “To be honest, it’s about “PJ’s. It’s –” “Hello again!” he
What if she’d broken her time the paper had a “It’s right on the corner of exclaimed. “Caitlyn? Do
arm – or a hip – and been change at the top. Castle Street and Wood you remember me?”
unable to summon help? “I have read ‘The Lane,” Caitlyn interrupted. “Of course,” she replied.
If Lily was at risk of Oakenridge Chronicle’ for “Where there are double “What are you doing
falling, and if she could no years and I approached the yellow lines.” here?” he asked.
longer hang out her previous editor with a very “Yes, but I was only Well, this was
washing, deal with her mail big story on more than one parked there for a embarrassing.
or manage her weeding, occasion, but he completely moment.” On the train, James had
perhaps it was time for a let me down.” “You mean, while you shared with Caitlyn the fact
change of lifestyle. Caitlyn swallowed. Was queued, placed your order that his best friend, Andy,
Which meant what, she going to be handed a and waited for them to was angry at being
exactly? juicy lead in her first week prepare and wrap your overlooked for the editor’s
Should Scarlett and Peter in the editor’s chair? food and take payment?” job at the newspaper.
bring her to live with them Had Harry Friar perhaps she asked. James had had no idea
at Lavender Cottage? grown complacent in his “Correct.” that Caitlyn herself had
There was a spare position and not bothered “Which could have been been given the post, and
bedroom on the ground to pursue a story because it quite a few minutes.” she had not enlightened
floor and that was also was controversial or even Raymond Smart glared at him.
where the bathroom was dangerous? Caitlyn. There wasn’t any way of
located, so Lily wouldn’t “Mr Smart,” Caitlyn “I don’t like your tone, hiding it now.
have to climb any stairs. began, “I’m sorry if you feel Miss Moore,” he told her. “Ready for a coffee,
But what would that you’ve been disappointed “Are you by any chance boss?” Louise called across
mean for Scarlett? with our response before. associated with these the office, leaving little
With Peter the “I can assure you that I eco-warriors yourself?” doubt about whom she was
breadwinner in the house, am very keen to encourage “In my role as editor of addressing.
would she find herself the public to bring their the ‘Chronicle’, I aim to be James looked at Caitlyn,
obliged to become Lily’s news and concerns to our impartial in matters of local first puzzled, then aghast.
carer? attention. politics.” He looked at Andy and
She loved Lily, and was “We will give them our “So you will follow up my his jaw dropped.
supremely grateful to her, careful consideration. story?” Mr Smart checked. “Don’t worry,” Caitlyn
but Scarlett had always Would you like to tell me “I’m not convinced that murmured softly. “It’s all
valued her independence more?” you’ve provided compelling fine.”
and thrived on spontaneity. “Well, it’s like this. Traffic evidence,” Caitlyn told him. She turned towards
Scarlett closed her eyes wardens,” he said. “However, if you wish to Louise.
and blinked back tears as “Traffic wardens?” raise a concern about a “Yes, please,” Caitlyn
she realised the only other “Completely out of lack of town centre parking, said. “I’m parched.”
option. control. Write you a ticket then I’m perfectly willing to “The reason I’m here is to
Lily could live with them, soon as they look at you.” print your views on our take out an advertisement,”
and Scarlett would lose her “Are you saying they’re letters page.” James continued. “I’ve
cherished freedom, or they behaving unprofessionally?” Mr Smart narrowed his found a kitten and I’m
could place Lily in a home. Caitlyn asked. eyes, then puffed out his hoping to reunite it with its
“I am,” Mr Smart stated. chest. owner.
* * * * “I brought it to your “That would certainly be “It seems healthy enough,
Caitlyn was sitting in her predecessor’s attention a start,” he agreed. “Would but I can’t keep it as I have
office sub-editing Ashleen’s more than once, but he you prefer my letter to be a spaniel and I’m afraid he
report about rural bus never printed a word. typed or hand-written?” just won’t put up with it.
services when Andy stuck “Perhaps they got to him, “Either is acceptable,” “We don’t have a rescue
his head round her door. too.” Caitlyn said. “And you will centre in Oakenridge, so
“Someone here to see “They?” Caitlyn echoed. need to include your full I’m pretty keen to pass the
you,” he said. “It’s a conspiracy.” name and address.” little chap on.”
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While James had been weren’t your usual self in volunteer in the youth club, “The others?” Scarlett
explaining, Scarlett had the group just now.” the library and the women’s replied, looking curious.
come upstairs. Scarlett hesitated. If she refuge.” “The women who do the
“I was going to treat you spoke her concern out loud, “But I loved doing all chrysanths for the church,
to lunch, Caitlyn,” Caitlyn’s it would give it greater that!” play golf and know all the
mother told her. “But it substance, make it real. “Exactly. You’re in your ages of the Royal family.”
sounds like I might be But if she didn’t tell element when you’re Scarlett chuckled.
needed for other duties. someone soon, she felt like helping people. That’s “That’s something of a
“Did I just overhear a tale it would eat her up. hardly a selfish life. generalisation.”
of an orphaned kitten?” “It’s Lily,” she began. “Have you talked to Peter “Yes,” Caitlyn conceded.
Scarlett added. Val looked grave. about Lily?” “But one that could never
“James, this is my mum, “Is she ill?” “Not yet.” Scarlett sighed. include you. You’re unique.”
Scarlett, who has a track “Not exactly,” Scarlett “I wanted to get my head “I’ll take that as a
record with waifs and said. “But she is getting straight first.” compliment.”
strays,” Caitlyn explained. very frail, Val. Val nodded. Caitlyn smiled.
“Mum, this is James.” “She’s having a hard time “Understandable,” she “I meant it as one,” she
Scarlett shone her keeping on top of things said. “It’s a tricky situation, said. “But I still don’t know
radiant smile on James. and I found out that she fell but you’ll figure it out. how you ended up here.”
“Pleased to meet you. recently and didn’t tell us.” “Let me have a think, too, “It’s where your dad is,”
Now, where’s this kitten?” “I’m sorry to hear that,” and see if I have any ideas.” Scarlett replied. “Before I
James and Scarlett went Val said, and put her hand “Thank you,” Scarlett met him, I had an excess of
off to transfer the kitten over Scarlett’s. “Have you said. “On a lighter note, I’m energy and never quite
from his car to hers, and thought of getting her one fostering the most knew where it was going to
James returned a few of those alarms she could delightful little kitten . . .” take me.
minutes later to place his wear like a pendant around “It could have got me into
advertisement. her neck, in case she has * * * * trouble.
“Your mum’s amazing,” another fall?” Scarlett hurried home to “Your father was the
he told Caitlyn. “That small “Of course, but it’s not feed the kitten and start calmest, kindest person I
cat was prickly towards me, enough,” Scarlet said. “That the curry she had promised had ever met, and I knew
but she sang him a song house is an accident to make for tea. that, as long as he was in
and hypnotised him. waiting to happen. It was pretty much my life, anchoring me, I
“For her, he’s as meek as, “She isn’t coping with foolproof, if she would be all right.”
well, as a kitten, I suppose. day-to-day stuff any more. remembered to top up the “You’re so different,”
Is she always like that?” I don’t think she can liquid as required. Caitlyn commented.
“Ha!” Caitlyn replied. continue living on her own.” After the family had “Almost opposites.”
“Pretty much.” “So what’s the eaten, Peter said he “I think we balance each
How lovely to hear her alternative?” Val asked. wanted to put up some other out,” Scarlett said. “Is
mother complimented so “There are two, as I see shelves in the garage. that how it is for you and
enthusiastically! it: either we bring Lily to “Then we’ll have a girls’ Max?”
She couldn’t help live with us, or we find her night in,” Scarlett Scarlett watched her
reflecting on how different a residential home.” suggested, looking at daughter’s face as she
this was to Max’s Val sighed. Caitlyn. “I have a bottle of considered that question.
commentary, which didn’t “And neither of those wine in the fridge.” “Truthfully?” Caitlyn said.
really appreciate Scarlett’s options appeals to you, “Sounds good,” Caitlyn “We’re different, too, but
make-it-up-as-you-go-along really – am I right?” replied. that doesn’t seem to mean
approach to life. Scarlett nodded. They took a sofa each harmony, in our case.
“Look, there’s no shame and Scarlett sprawled on “We’re more likely to
* * * * in not wanting to move hers, entertaining the clash than to compliment
“Are you in a rush, Val?” your mother-in-law into kitten with a length of each other.
Scarlett asked as she and your home full-time,” Val ribbon. “But I suppose that’s true
her art club chums packed reasoned. The conversation ambled of lots of couples.”
up their things. “Isn’t there?” Scarlett through everyday subjects “You know, Cait, if you’re
They had been sketching answered doubtfully. “She’s and into their family not sure about Max . . .”
a still life – luscious fruit on done so much for us down history, until, after two Scarlet began.
a wooden board, which the years. glasses of wine, Caitlyn “I am sure.” Caitlyn’s
would normally have made “Now that the tables are turned to her mum. answer was too quick.
Scarlett feel like reaching turning, all I have are “It’s a bit of a mystery to “You seemed to get on
out for a handful and selfish thoughts about me, you know, how you very well with James,”
stuffing it in her mouth. being trapped.” ended up in a small town Scarlett pointed out.
Not this afternoon, “Those aren’t your only like Oakenridge,” she said. “Mum, I said I was sure
though. thoughts, or we wouldn’t be “Oh?” about Max,” Caitlyn
Val glanced up at her. having this conversation,” “Yes,” Caitlyn continued. repeated.
“Not especially. Fancy a Val observed. “I mean, you dress like a Scarlett dropped the
chinwag?” she asked. “I’ve always known I’m a bird of paradise and your subject and lifted the kitten
“I’d appreciate it.” selfish person,” Scarlett cosmetics make a bold into her lap.
“Come on, then. Let’s continued. statement.
grab a couple of “You might not always “You have little time for * * * *
cappuccinos.” have had a full-time job, convention. You’re not your Caitlyn had decided to
In the café, Val pulled her but I don’t think that’s due typical Oakenridge lady. ring Max from work.
chair close to Scarlett’s. to selfishness,” Val said. “There’s a wildness to There was more privacy
“What’s on your mind?” “You’ve done huge amounts you, Mum, that the others in her editor’s office than
Val asked. “I thought you of unpaid work as a don’t have.” standing in the hall at
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Lavender Cottage.
“Mum and Dad are
looking forward to seeing
bending my ear.”
“Oh. Still not happy that
he missed out on the The
you at the weekend,” she
said. “As am I.”
“Yeah. About that . . .”
editor’s job?” Caitlyn asked.
“Quite the opposite. He’s
been singing your praises,” Farmer
& His
Max started. James revealed. “Thinks
“I thought we could check you’re going to be a great
into a hotel for the asset to the paper and a

Wife
weekend. Treat ourselves.” very decent boss to work
“Are you kidding?” for.
Caitlyn replied, startled. “Apparently Harry used
“There’s a room and free to dump a lot of sub-editing
food at Mum and Dad’s.” on him, which meant he
“I know, but Scarlett and didn’t get to write as much
I don’t see eye to eye on
matters of housekeeping
as he would have liked.
“But you give him time to
This was a bit Anne picked one up and
put it between her fingers.
and hygiene,” Max stated. follow up the stories in of a crumby It crumbled into bits.
“All I need is to spend my which he’s genuinely “John, those aren’t
weekend with a bout of interested by doing your gift, John Taylor seeds. Open the parcel!”
food poisoning.
“I don’t mean it to be
fair share of subbing. It’s
transformed him.” recalls . . . I did, and out dropped
two mince pies.
cruel. It’s just how I feel.” “So he doesn’t hate me.” But they were almost

I
“Mum and Dad would be “Definitely not.” James T was a week before unrecognisable – burned
so hurt if you came to grinned. Christmas when Charlie, so black that if you
Oakenridge and didn’t stay “Well, that’s certainly our postman, drove into touched them they just
with them,” Caitlyn told good news,” Caitlyn replied. the yard in his red van. crumbled.
him. “I can’t believe you’re “Now all I need is for the “No bills this morning, I can’t name names.
even suggesting it.” rest of Oakenridge to Mr Taylor!” he called. All I can say is that the
“There’s no need to make accept that their local Anne collected half a sender was a younger
a big deal of it.” paper can actually be dozen Christmas cards member of our family.
“I’m not the one fussing, edited by a woman.” from him, plus some junk “Grandad, enjoy them
Max. It’s you who’s being “Really? You’ve had mail and a wee parcel. for supper!” I read the
ridiculous.” comments?” James asked. It was the parcel that accompanying note aloud.
For a moment, the “Many,” Caitlyn said. intrigued her. It was Anne was not amused.
memory of her conversation “I admit it’s taken me addressed in big letters to I was, but Anne says I
with Scarlett flashed somewhat by surprise. Mr John Taylor. have a warped sense of
through her mind. “Some people have I think if I hadn’t been humour!
Was she absolutely sure openly told me that it’s a coming across the yard, I won’t tell you which of
about her and Max? man’s job; others dropped she would have opened it. the lasses had put a batch
They had been together hints.” Instead, she had to of mince pies in the oven
for five years. “So prove them wrong,” content herself with a to warm for their guests.
But how would she feel if he told her. “Show them quick squeeze before she She forgot about them.
he never wanted to stay at that you can put out papers handed the parcel over. When her husband went
her childhood home, and if as well as any man.” I took the parcel and we into the kitchen, he
he always avoided her Caitlyn found herself went into the kitchen for a couldn’t see for smoke.
mum’s hospitality? drinking in James’s words quick cuppa. I don’t suppose she’ll be
How would that work if of encouragement. I put the parcel to one the only one to do that
they had children? She would make a side and we began to open this Christmas.
“I have to go,” she said, success of the paper, prove the cards. I just hope this story will
hanging up. her ability and, when the “Oh, we’ve forgotten old remind you to take your
Caitlyn looked at her proprietor finally answered George. I’ll send him a mince pies out in time! ■
watch. Lunchtime. her calls, convince him it card today,” Anne said.
She’d slip out and get a was worth not selling to Then unable to contain
breath of air, then come Arrowhead Media. her curiosity any longer
back to her sandwich. “You have a gift,” she told she added, “John, are you
As she crossed the road James with a smile. “You going to open the parcel?”
to the park, she heard know just what to say to “It’s only a seed sample.”
someone call her name and inspire.” I knew it wasn’t seeds.
turned round. In another life, she might I had guessed who it was
“James, hello!” have gazed into his eyes to from, despite the sender
“Were you going for a see if there was anything trying to disguise his
stroll?” he asked. “Mind if I there suggesting a spark. identity by printing the
join you? I wanted a word.” But, of course, she name and address.
“Sure. What can I do for couldn’t. She was I was surprised Anne
you?” committed to Max. hadn’t twigged, too.
“I thought I should let I could feel something
you know, Andy’s been Continues on p104. hard inside. I tore a corner
of the packet and let a few
black bits fall out. More
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34

Cook Ahead For Enjoy the hectic

Christmas
festive period
with these
freezer-friendly
dishes.

Ice-cream COOK’S TIP:

Christmas Soaking the


fruit for
Puddings approximately
5 minutes in boiling
Serves: 6 water means that it
60 g raisins soaks up the rum
60 g sultanas or brandy more
60 g currants readily.
100 g glacé cherries,
quartered
3 tbs dark rum or brandy
½ tsp nutmeg, freshly grated
if possible
700 ml (approx. 1½ x 460 ml
tubs) vanilla ice-cream
A little vegetable oil
6 small bunches seedless
grapes
1 egg white, lightly beaten
2 tbs caster sugar
Mint leaves and 2-3 tbs
pomegranate seeds, to
decorate

1 Put the raisins, sultanas, currants


and glacé cherries into a heatproof
bowl. Cover with boiling water and
leave to stand for 5 minutes.
Drain really well, then stir in the
rum or brandy and nutmeg. Cover
and leave to stand overnight.
2 Next day, remove the ice-
cream from the freezer and allow
to soften for about 20 minutes.
Meanwhile brush 6 x 200 ml
individual pudding basins with a
little vegetable oil and line with
cling-film, allowing plenty to
overlap when filled. Tip the
ice-cream into a bowl and beat
with a wooden spoon until evenly
mixed, but still semi-frozen.
3 Stir in the soaked fruits. Spoon
into the prepared basins and cover
with the cling film. Transfer to the
freezer and freeze until solid. Dip
Recipes and food styling: Sue Ashworth.

the grapes into the lightly beaten


egg white, then coat them in caster
sugar. Open freeze until frozen,
then pack in a small freezer box.
4 To serve, allow the pudding
Images: Jonathan Short.

basins 4-5 minutes at room


temperature before turning out.
Remove the cling-film.
Serve, decorated with the
frozen grapes, mint leaves and
pomegranate seeds.
COOKERY 35

Carrot, Pepper and Sweet Potato Nut Roast Serves:


ves: 8
COOK’S TIP:
3 tbs olive oil Roast for 25-30 minutes, until tender. To slice
2 red and 1 yellow pointed 3 Meanwhile, fry the onion in the neatly, cut
peppers, halved lengthways, remaining olive oil for 5-6 minutes,
through the top
seeds and tops removed then add the garlic and mushrooms
and cook for a further 5-6 minutes,
layer of roasted
6 baby carrots, different colours
if available, sliced lengthways stirring often. Add the paprika, soy vegetables with
250 g sweet potato, peeled and sauce, tomato puree and rosemary. scissors before
thinly sliced Season with salt and freshly ground slicing with a
1 onion, finely chopped black pepper. Cool slightly. knife.
2 garlic cloves, crushed 4 In a food processor, blitz the
300 g chestnut mushrooms, hazelnuts, pecans, chickpeas and
finely chopped lentils together. Tip into a large bowl
1 tsp paprika and add the ground almonds, eggs
1 tbs soy sauce and mushroom mixture. Stir together.
1 tbs tomato puree 5 Cool the roasted vegetables slightly.
1 tbs chopped fresh rosemary Reduce the oven temperature to
Salt and freshly ground black 180°C/ fan oven 160°C/ Gas Mark 4.
pepper, to season 6 Arrange the roasted peppers and
60 g hazelnuts carrots in the base of the prepared
60 g pecans loaf tin to give a good fit – reserve
400 g can chickpeas, drained one roast pepper for garnish.
and rinsed Chop any excess carrots and add
400 g can green lentils, drained these to the mushroom mixture
and rinsed with the sweet potatoes. Tip this
60 g ground almonds mixture into the loaf tin, then bake
3 eggs, beaten for 50-60 minutes until set and firm.
Parsley sprigs, to garnish Allow to rest in the tin for 10 minutes
before inverting on to a serving plate.
1 Pre-heat the oven to 200°C/ Remove the foil and cool completely.
fan oven 180°C/ Gas Mark 6. Grease 7 Pack the loaf in a freezer box and The perfect
a 900 g (2lb) loaf tin with a little olive freeze for up to 2 months. Freeze the vegetarian main
oil. Fold a piece of foil into a wide reserved pepper separately, cut into
course – or
strip to cover the base and narrow thin slices. Thaw for 24 hours in the
excellent as a side
sides of the tin, with some overhang. fridge before needed. Reheat covered
with foil for 30 minutes at 180°C/
dish to serve
This will help you remove the loaf.
with turkey or
2 Put the peppers, carrots and sweet fan oven 160°C/ Gas Mark 4. Slice
ham.
potatoes into a roasting dish and add and serve, garnished with sliced roast
half the olive oil, tossing to coat. pepper and parsley.

Smoked Salmon and


Herb Mousse Serves: 6 These
individual
2 x 120 g packs smoked salmon smoked salmon
1 sachet (12 g) powdered gelatine starters are so
2 x 200 g packs soft cheese simple to
¼ cucumber, deseeded and finely chopped
prepare.
1 tbs finely chopped fresh dill
2 tsp chopped fresh parsley
Black pepper, to season
Cucumber slices and parsley sprigs, to garnish

1 Use the smoked salmon slices to line the base and sides of
6 x 150 ml ramekin dishes, trimming off the excess salmon.
Chop these trimmings into small pieces.
2 Pour 90 ml of just-boiled water into a jug and sprinkle in the
powdered gelatine, stirring well. Leave for 4-5 minutes to dissolve,
stirring occasionally to give a clear liquid.
3 Put the soft cheese into a mixing bowl and beat with a wooden
spoon to soften it, then stir in the salmon trimmings, cucumber,
dill and parsley. Season with black pepper. Add the cooled
gelatine liquid and stir thoroughly. Spoon the mixture into the
ramekins and level the tops. Chill until set, for 2 hours.
4 To store, wrap in freezer wrap and freeze for up to 2 months.
Remove from the freezer the day before serving, allowing them to
thaw overnight in the fridge. Run a knife around each ramekin and
invert on to serving plates. Serve, garnished with cucumber slices
and parsley sprigs.
36

COOK’S TIP:

If the top of
the pie looks too
brown as it bakes,
ccover it with
double-thickness
Enjoy a g
greaseproof
slice of this paper.
celebration
pie!
Boxing Day Turkey and Ham Pie Serves: 10

450 g plain flour in a saucepan until melted, then bring to pinch the edges together and make a hole in
2 tsp salt the boil. Pour into the well and beat with a the centre. Use the pastry trimmings to create
100 g lard or white vegetable fat (Trex) wooden spoon to form a soft dough. Cool a leaves and arrange on top of the pie. Brush
400 g turkey breast steaks, cut into little, then knead until smooth. Cover and rest the surface with beaten egg. Stand the tin on
small cubes for 20 minutes. a baking sheet. Bake for 20 minutes, then
400 g unsmoked gammon, cut into 2 Meanwhile, mix together the turkey, reduce the temperature to 180°C/
small cubes gammon, half the sausage meat, rosemary, fan oven 160°C/Gas Mark 4 to bake for
400 g pork sausage meat parsley and allspice. Season well. In a separate 1 hour and 30 minutes. Cool completely –
2 tbs chopped fresh rosemary bowl, mix together the apricots, cranberries this will take a few hours.
1 tbs chopped fresh parsley and remaining sausage meat. 6 Heat the stock until almost boiling, then
½ tsp ground allspice 3 Pre-heat the oven to 220°C/ sprinkle in the gelatine, stirring until dissolved.
Salt and freshly ground black pepper fan oven 200°C/ Gas Mark 7. Cool for 10 minutes, then pour carefully
100 g ready-to-eat dried apricots, 4 Roll out three-quarters of the pastry on a through the hole in the pie lid – you may
chopped lightly floured surface and use it to line the not need all of it. Chill for 2-3 hours to set
50 g dried cranberries base and sides of a 20 cm loose-based cake the gelatine.
Beaten egg, to glaze tin. Pack in half the turkey filling and level the 7 Freeze the whole pie, packed in a
150 ml chicken stock surface. Top with the apricot mixture, then freezer box and keep for up to 2 months.
2 tsp powdered gelatine pack in the remaining turkey filling. Trim the Alternatively, cut the pie into slices and wrap
excess pastry, leaving a border of about 1 cm. individually in small freezer bags. Allow
1 Sift the flour and salt into a large mixing Dampen this with a little water. 2 days for the whole pie to thaw in the
bowl. Make a well in the middle. Gently heat 5 Roll out the rest of the pastry and cut out refrigerator. Individual slices will take just
the lard or vegetable fat with 210 ml of water a 20 cm circle. Position it on top of the pie, 1-2 hours to thaw at room temperature.

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TIPS 37

to Christmas dinner and


don’t feel you have to go
overboard.
Write a list and stick to
it, buy freezeable items
before Christmas and
compare all supermarket
offers, as they’ll be trying
to outdo each in low-priced
veggies and Christmas
staples.
Don’t buy a huge turkey
when a crown or breast
would be enough, or try a
local butcher for something
different, like a capon.
If the family are
descending on you for the
Set yourself a season, think local again.
strict budget. Practically
Decorating needn’t ev verything you need
break the bank! a
at this time of year
ccan be rented or

Season Of b
borrowed: sofa beds,

Savings
g
glasses and crockery,
e
even a larger dinner
ttable.
You can even get
your requests out
early on your local
Facebook group
and watch
community spirit in
action.
Keep the festive magic alive on a For the ultimate
save the planet
budget with Joan McFadden’s tips. gesture, you could

A
also
l consider renting your
GOOD place to your outfit – you will save a use their imagination, with Christmas tree.
start planning fortune and help save the brilliant possibilities. You can arrange for the
for the big day planet! A garden tool and tree to be dropped off with
is working out Making Christmas moisturising hand cream you directly.
exactly what memories isn’t all about for a keen gardener, luxury Best of all, there’s no
you can afford to spend. spending a fortune, and cocoa and a fancy mug for recycling to deal with
Rather than throwing there are lots of family a chocolate lover, or wine afterwards, as it will be
your credit card at activities that all ages can and delicious cheese for picked up and replanted.
everything, budget enjoy. someone who knows their Affordable, fun and with
accordingly. Drive round to admire grapes. no lasting debt – now that’s
An environmentally the best decorated streets. Take a similar approach a happy Christmas! ■
friendly approach can also Have a baking session,
save money if you rent, followed by a seasonal film A baking session is a
reuse or buy second hand. with hot chocolate and the recipe for family fun.
Join local Facebook goodies you created.
groups, including Make up Christmas
Marketplace, and either boxes or a reverse Advent
search for what you want calendar by collecting one
or list what you’re looking item every day to donate to
for. a food bank.
This is the time of year Collect pine cones on a
when people are brushing brisk winter walk and use
the dust off unused gifts them to create festive
and selling them for far decorations.
below retail price. Check if your local church
Use Vinted to do the is having a Christingles
same, but before you buy, service. All you’ll need for
sell. this activity is an orange
Top up your Vinted and a candle.
balance through your own Instigating a tighter
Images: Pixabay.

sales and use that to buy budget for teenage or adult


gifts or party clothes. gifts will take off the
For big Christmas financial pressure, while
occasions, consider renting encouraging everyone to
38

Lord Of Misrule Will wondered about the


men’s identity – especially
as they had not introduced
themselves.
He had not summoned
enough courage to ask.
Gratefully, the men sank
on to the worn settle,
extending their hands to
the fire.
Will took the footstool,
while Grace busied herself
with their meal.
The silence was broken
only by the crackling fire,
until eventually, Will spoke.
“Swanmead, Lord
Carstairs’ residence, is not
far,” he began, “just
through the forest and
across the border, on the
outskirts of Cambridge.
Set “Our cottage almost
straddles both counties.”
in the “Brother, you can’t mean
to venture out again in such

1640s foul weather?” Grace


exclaimed, ladle in hand.
“Not I, but our guests
Helping two weary travellers had have business to be about,”
Will said. “With the right
won Will a curious reward . . . “Will Thursfield, weaver, directions, they might arrive
and my sister, Mistress in time for the festivities.”
BY CHARMAINE FLETCHER Grace.” He doffed his hat. Again, Grace said

W
The hat, of soft dun felt, nothing, simply handing
ILL entered road, from their dress Will had seen better days, them wooden bowls of
their small was confident they were made worse by the snow. soup, placing a jug of
cottage, gentlemen of noble stock. Regardless of his mulled cider and a basket
shaking snow One wore elaborate impoverished appearance, of bread on the table.
from his gauntlets – kid, Will Will bowed low. The older man leaned
shoulders as an angel supposed. Following his lead, Grace forward, carefully feeling
might shake feathers. Likely they cost a pretty bobbed a wobbly curtsey. the napkin she had placed
“Will!” his sister Grace penny and, doubtless, were “Sit ye down,” Will said. inside it for decoration.
called. “Where have you too good for the December “We have little, alas, “This is v-very good
been? With a blizzard weather on such a night. Christmas Eve or no. work,” he said, unable to
blowing up, and your natal As they stepped inside, “Winter’s been hard in conceal a stammer, his
day tomorrow, too? Will noticed Grace these parts but, thanks to accent a soft burr Will
“In the time you have observing the older my sister, there is broth didn’t recognise.
been gone, I finished traveller’s dark hair and and fresh baked bread. Noticing his shyness, Will
making the shirt with the kind, brown eyes. “It will warm you took pity on him.
fabric you wove. Although he said little, until . . .” “Thank you, sir.” He
“It should fetch a fine merely nodding courteously He glanced at Grace, beamed. “’Twas our first
profit, I’m certain.” in their direction, his air silently warning the girl to apprentice piece, I the
“Hush, now, Grace, we suggested he would brook hold her tongue, guessing weaving, and Mistress
have visitors,” Will no contradiction. her views on strangers Grace the lace.
cautioned, moving aside to “They were bound for depleting their meagre “Our parents taught us
reveal two men. Swanmead Hall and their supplies and firewood. their trades, and we
Illustration by Mandy Dixon.

One was short, and older Yuletide revels,” Will said, Though such thoughts wouldn’t part with it.”
than his companion. “but amid the storm, were unsaid, their inference
The younger stooped unable to ride, became hung on the air. * * * *
beneath their low doorway. separated from their party. If they understood, the As everyone ate, the
Each was swathed in a “They will rest and sup men said nothing, simply room grew quiet again, the
mantle of snow. with us until it has abated.” nodding and smiling. snow beyond the small
Having met them on the He turned to the men. Grace pursed her lips. window falling hypnotically.
SHORT STORY 39

“How do you manage, steaming by the hearth, were welcomed into the Will remembered Grace.
Mistress Grace, in this poor with a similar feather hall with much ceremony, Seeing him arise, the
light with barely a candle?” concealed within its band, “A wondrous idea – steward nodded at Will’s
the younger man asked Will knew what he must do. reviving Lord of Misrule,” request as reluctantly he
eventually. Members of the Lord Carstairs boomed. removed his crown.
“Why, I work from sunrise Brotherhood, true Fens “This is the man on whom The carousing continued
spring and summer,” she men all, were sworn to help we must bestow the title?” as they left the room.
replied. “I store the lace, one another when the call He eyed Will quizzically. Will’s former travelling
selling it at fairs, sometimes came. “Yes. He is a Christmas companions appeared.
to grand ladies.” With a sinking heart, Will Day babe,” the younger “We come to bid you
“I, too, follow that realised he couldn’t refuse. man supplied wryly, “and, farewell, a loyal and true
pattern,” Will added. “’Tis “Very well, sirs, but the according to superstition, servant,” the older one
true, we need good light snow is abating,” he said. must one day be ennobled. said, smiling.
but work has fallen off “We had best be on our “He has done great “And to make good our
lately. way if we are to reach service and it is my lord’s promise.” His companion
“No matter, it will start Swanmead by nightfall.” wish that our weaver here proffered a basket of
afresh in the coming year. “But Will –” Grace began. should be Lord of Misrule.” provisions and a purse.
“Folk need shirts and He silenced her with a
dress lengths for weddings meaningful look.
and such.” As he turned to go, Grace “Tables shall turn and nobles
Will saw the men
exchange looks.
thrust a package at him.
“’Tis the shirt. Mayhap
wait on a commoner . . .”
“If you escort us to you might sell it,” she
Swanmede Hall,” the murmured. “Then so be it,” Lord “You have helped a great
younger said, “you would be “Perhaps,” Will said, Carstairs said heartily. man in more ways than
handsomely rewarded. tucking it within his cloak. “Tables shall turn and one,” he murmured.
“Enough for candles, food nobles wait on a From beneath his cloak,
and materials aplenty, * * * * commoner, who should Will withdrew the shirt.
sufficient for next year and The journey to command us all.” Regardless of his service,
beyond.” Swanmead Hall was cold There was a slight cough he could not let Christmas
Will noticed Grace stiffen and difficult. from the older man. pass without offering his
while returning the small Although the snow had “Everyone except my lord benefactor a gift.
cauldron to the fire. ceased, the wind was here,” the younger man “Please take this, and
“Begging your pardon, biting, the going hard. supplied quickly, “who is wear it when you most feel
sirs,” he said. “My sister has Eventually, lights shone weary and has matters to the need to do so,” he said.
concerns for her safety. in the distance, flaming discuss with certain The older man appeared
“The weather is cruel. I sconces, illuminating a path Parliamentary guests.” touched, his eyes welling.
could not return until late to an imposing oak door. “That is so.” He nodded. “I shall,” he said. “Alas, I
on Christmas Day – leaving Will noticed the two men Lord Carstairs summoned have nothing to give in
her alone.” sharing a smile. his steward, who appeared return – although . . .”
“Indeed!” Grace cried. “You have made good from the shadows. He fished in his pocket.
“Sister!” Will warned. your promise,” the older Large double doors “Here,” he said, “perhaps
“No, she is correct – but man told him, “as must we. opened. Will was ushered a portrait of me might
’twould be a small price to Come, join the revels – in in and seated at the head remind you of this night.”
pay for generous fact, better than that. of the banqueting table. Something flat and round
recompense,” the younger “You shall be Lord of Next, he was cloaked in was placed into Will’s hand
man cajoled. Misrule and we will wait on red and crowned with a and the man disappeared.
Will shook his head. you – a jolly jape for sure.” wreath of winter greenery. Journeying home, seeing
“I could not abandon my His younger companion Everyone cheered and the cottage in the distance,
sister, not on Christmas looked sceptical. the steward indicated that Will remembered the gift.
Day,” he said. “Why, good sirs!” Will Will should speak. Withdrawing it, he turned
“Yet you did leave her,” exclaimed. “My grandsire He gazed around the token over, glittering in
the other pointed out. and his, too, spoke of such nervously before the cold light. He realised it
“For kindling, to warm us an ancient custom, acknowledging his destiny. bore the image of the King.
and cook other meals!” favoured by King Henry, “Let us toast the Lord of What on earth would
Grace protested hotly. but surely, ’tis a bygone Misrule!” he cried, raising Grace say, he mused.
“Grace, still yourself,” Will tradition now?” his goblet. “May Yuletide
cautioned. At the King’s name, the gladness reign on this day * * * *
He would have declined two men raised their of light – Christmas!” On a chill January
but the older man indicated eyebrows, unhappy to be Everyone cheered. Lute morning in 1649, while
his clenched hand before reminded of a Tudor. and pipes played as guests preparing to meet his
slowly opening it, revealing “No matter, ’tis my wish talked, ate and drank. tragic fate, Will later heard
a feather. that you be Lord of Will was in disbelief – if it said that Charles I wore
It was not soft and white Misrule,” the elder said. only his dear mother might two shirts lest he shivered
but small, firm and grey. Will saw him glance at his see him now: a lord at last, and be thought a coward.
Will watched him smile fellow traveller, who bowed on Christmas Day, too. Will believed it was to
knowingly, as they both slightly in acquiescence. And so it continued, feel the warmth of human
acknowledged its “Very well, sir, I will feasting and merrymaking, kindness close to his heart.
significance. speak with Lord Carstairs.” until the sun rose against In doing so, he hoped
The Brotherhood of the He turned curtly, walking the dazzling white snow. Charles remembered the
Grey Goose Feather. swiftly ahead of them. As tinges of pink humble weaver who had
Glancing at his hat, The older man and Will appeared in the sky, guiltily little, yet gave all he had. ■
40

Next year is our


20th anniversary!
With Christmas very close, it The children wish
is my pleasure to share with a merry Christmas
you this festive update on the to all readers!
magnificent work of the
Winnie Mabaso Foundation,
courtesty of founder and our
dear friend Lisa Ashton MBE.
For many years now
“Friend” readers have given so
generously to this wonderul
charity and this year has been
no exception. Your caring and kind approach to life
shines though in your many lovely donations, which go a
long way to help Lisa and her hard-working team to help
disadvantaged people in South Africa.
Christmas is a time that should bring people together,
and although we may live many miles apart, we have a
wonderful bond with the people in the townships and
that is something we can all
cherish every day, but
especially at this time of year.
Stuart Johnstone, Editor.

F
ESTIVE greetings to a huge thank you! Thanks to you, we were
you all from the The children in our home able to distribute over 100
African sunshine! are flourishing and they are beautiful warm blankets.
What a great year it all getting super excited for We are continuing with
has been for the Christmas. our grocery pack
Winnie Mabaso They have been busy distributions, which you
Foundation, and this is in preparing home-made have helped us provide.
part to all of you who show decorations and dressing Each pack costs £20 and
us so much support the tree to make our house feeds a family of four for a
throughout the year. feel cosy and festive, and month.
Images: Winnie Mabaso Foundation.

Lisa Ashton MBE, You truly are the best they will be writing their Given it is Christmas, we
and I cannot thank you letters to Santa soon. would love to include some
the Winnie Mabaso enough for your generosity, It is the start of our long treats like biscuits and
Foundation’s founder especially given how tough school summer holiday sweeties, and I would be
things are economically for now, so we have some most grateful if you would
and CEO, gives us a us all at the moment. exciting things in store for consider helping us again
Christmas update on Your big hearts make the them – including a trip to with these, please.
how your money is world of difference to our the theatre. By the time you read this
friends and family in South They have all worked so update, I will be at the
making a difference. Africa, so on behalf of them hard at school this year seaside with our Granny
that it will be good for Club!
The Granny Club them to have some fun. It takes eight hours to
is still thriving.
Last time I wrote to you, drive to the ocean from
I asked for your help in Johannesburg, and many
enabling us to provide our of them have never seen
elderly friends with the sea before.
blankets to keep them But thanks to one of our
warm. sponsors, Tropic Skincare,
As you know, they live in we are taking them on a
corrugated iron shacks short break away.
without electricity or We will be visiting a
running water, so winters coffee plantation to see
can be harsh for them. how coffee is grown, as well
REAL LIFE 41
People can collect
a hot meal at the
feeding station.

Some of the fun


creations from the
Sew Amazing school.

as a day out at a marine sewing school three days


park called Ushaka. per week instead of two,
Our evenings will be and we will be able to enrol
spent around the campfire more unemployed ladies!
reminiscing about our lives The students have been The homework
and making plans about making the most delightful club supports a
what we would like to do animals in stunning African lot of students.
next year. fabric, and we have been
Our Granny Club offers selling these to our
practical support as well as international visitors. with their studies. share next year’s
fun and social activities for The ladies are enjoying The veggie gardens are celebrations with you all.
our elderly friends. making a small income going from strength to Well, that’s about all my
It is such a privilege to be from the items they are strength, and it is so news for now.
able to spoil them. making. We are very proud wonderful to see our I hope you have enjoyed
Our Friday night feeding of them all. home-grown veggies reading my update and
station is busier than ever, Our homework club and providing healthy meals for thank you once again for
with us providing a hot sports club continue to our children. being part of our Mabaso
meal to over 1,000 attract more and more Next year is our 20th family.
community members. children. anniversary! I love getting your letters
It costs us £5 to feed 20 We still need to get some I can hardly believe it’s and updates on your lives
people so if you’d like to laptops to assist the been that long since I first so keep them coming!
help us with this, we would students, and I am always met Winnie Mabaso and I wish you all a blessed
appreciate your support as so inspired to see how my life was turned upside Christmas and a healthy
we seek to make their seriously the children down! and happy New Year.
Christmas a little brighter. take their education and It has been the biggest As always in Mabaso
We have recently had our how dedicated they are honour to continue her Love,
graduation ceremony at It’s always fun
dream and I can’t wait to Your friend, Lisa ■
our pre-school, with several decorating the
of our tiny tots leaving us

How You
Christmas tree.
for primary school.
It has been such a joy to

Can Help
be a part of their lives for
the past couple of years
and to watch their
academic journey begin.
We can’t wait to see what The Foundation requires donations to fund its
the future holds for them. projects and vital work. You can donate
We will have more
students joining us in ■ By cheque: please make cheques payable to the
January, and next year we Winnie Mabaso Foundation and send to 78 North
will be able to provide each Road, Glossop, Derbyshire SK13 7AU.
of our 30 students with ■ Online: www.winniemabaso.org.
their own school uniforms!
We are delighted that You can contact Lisa by phone: 01457 891498,
next year we will be able to or by e-mail: lisa@winniemabaso.org.
open our “Sew Amazing”
42

One More Sleep


Kathy wished She had no idea what
they were.
she could just But she decided that the
lady and the man were now
stay in one expecting her to count
home – moving them.
“I don’t know,” she said in
made her feel a small voice.
She glanced anxiously at
uneasy . . . Pamela. New situations
were unsettling and prone
BY ALISON CARTER to make Kathy turn sullen,
a state she found herself
a home for a while, the end unable to come out of.
Set in wasn’t so bad.
It was fairly bad, but she
“Do I have to?” she
asked.

1977 could contain it in her head


without it blowing up into
small pieces.
The man tapped the lady
on her arm and said they
should get some tea
instead and maybe Kathy
* * * * would like a scone.
“Here we are – number They were soon out of
nineteen,” Pamela said. sight of the funny bunting
“Ready?” and standing in a big,
It was November and warm kitchen.
another strange house – a These people did not, it
big one this time. turned out, have other
When the door opened, children – foster or
two grown-ups jostled for otherwise.
space in the doorway, That made things easier
smiling at her. for Kathy during the first

L
They entered a hallway days of the new placement,
ET’S practise your say every time they walked with a wide staircase. though it meant endless
adding as we go,” along a corridor in Social The two grown-ups tried attention.
Pamela said. Services. to be more talkative than They looked at her in the
“Kathy, pull your “Yes, we are moving you each other, saying how way that people tended to
socks up. on to a new placement, but welcome she was. look at her, which could be
“It’s cold out and you I have good feelings about They told her about her annoying.
want to look smart.” this one. bedroom and the garden. In her six years she had
Kathy stopped and pulled “Come on, let’s get milk “Have you noticed that?” developed a remarkable
her socks up, noting that at the office. I may have a the lady asked, pointing up awareness of her history
they didn’t match. fig roll.” the staircase. and of herself.
They were both lacy and Pamela helped Kathy There was a long piece of The kids around her were
white, but the holes in the with schoolwork cord made of red and similar, too.
right one were smaller than sometimes. She missed green twisted together, “Behaviour problems.”
the holes in the left. quite a bit of school. fastened to the wall with The phrase had been
“How many windows on When she got moved to golden drawing pins like passed around the
that house?” Pamela another home, the class Mrs Walsh’s at school. children’s home when
asked, pointing. she was put in was Hanging from the cord Kathy was five.
“About four,” Kathy said. sometimes further ahead, were little bags. “Issues of abandonment.”
“About isn’t much good, especially in sums. They were green and red, That phrase was familiar,
is it?” Pamela laughed. Seeing Pamela mostly too, and made of felt. too, although Kathy was
“Four, then.” meant trouble for Kathy. Disappearing into the not supposed to have
Kathy had tried to learn It meant that everything distance as it reached the heard it.
to count, but too often she was a mess again and that top of the stairs, the thing The new house was nice
failed and failure sent her she would be going was like bunting. and the lady and the man
into a paddy. somewhere new. Kathy remembered the were kind.
Illustration by Kirk Houston.

A lot of things sent her Kathy had done some Union Flag bunting in They were fun, too, in a
into a paddy, which was thinking about this – she Social Services for the way that Kathy was less
why two foster homes and did a lot of thinking for a Queen’s Silver Jubilee that used to.
four children’s homes had six-year-old. year. People often treated her
got rid of her. She reckoned that once She looked up the stairs. as though she was made of
“They didn’t get rid of she got it firmly into her Each of the little bags was glass at the start.
you, Kathy,” Pamela would head that a home was only about the size of her hand. For now, Liz and Andy
SHORT STORY 43

were getting her to help “Well, of course it is. I “They’re both at university It was bigger than the
with Christmas – wrapping know the sugar is not ideal, now. Supper’s ready.” others and contained not
presents and buying stuff but we can brush your That night in her bed, only a chocolate Father
for the table. teeth again, can’t we?” Kathy worked it out. Christmas but a miniature
Kathy didn’t know that She was in this house for bauble and a set of
December had begun the * * * * 24 days. colourful hair ties.
day that Liz took her into The next day, before Pamela had not Kathy felt her face heat
the hall. school, it was Andy who mentioned that fact, but in up with anger and distress.
“Why don’t you see took Kathy into the hall to recent times Pamela had Why could she not stay in
what’s inside number one?” get her coat and find her stopped telling Kathy so one place?
Liz suggested. satchel. much, almost as though it Liz and Andy were nice,
It was only then, standing “Don’t forget the next wasn’t worth the effort. but they only wanted her
on the first stair tread, that pocket, Andy!” Liz called The last bag marked the until Christmas.
Kathy noticed a number from the kitchen. last day. Liz walked up the stairs.
embroidered on the top “I nearly did forget,” he That was natural because “Kathy, what’s with the
right corner of the first felt called back. “Number two, the day after that was bags on your bed?”
bag. when you’re ready, Kathy.” Christmas Day and Andy’s Andy joined them.
She had hardly been up She had to climb up to nephews would come and “Why the tears?”
the stairs and so had not the next step to get her
had the chance to examine hand into the bag with a
the cord more closely and two embroidered in its Kathy felt her face heat up
the number of bags.
There was a bathroom
corner.
Inside was a chocolate –
with anger and distress
downstairs and Kathy’s one of the gold ones from
bedroom was on the Quality Street. other proper family. “It’s the last one,” Kathy
ground floor, looking out “Give me the foil,” Andy You couldn’t have a kid said. Her voice had shrunk
over the garden. said. “I’ll bin it. like her in the way for a again. “My last day.”
She liked it more than “Do you like the crispy real family Christmas. “No!” Liz and Andy cried
any bedroom so far that bits in that one?” Kathy had spent every out together. “Kathy,
she could remember. Kathy nodded. It Christmas that she could sweetheart, this is an
“I know,” Liz said with a appeared that she was remember in a children’s Advent calendar!”
nervous laugh as Kathy going to be allowed to home. She frowned.
examined the little felt bag. open a bag every day. She felt a certain pride in “What’s that?”
“I sent Andy out for thread “Don’t get excited,” Andy her own cleverness in They told her – it was the
and he came back with said as he crumpled the working it out. countdown to Christmas.
dark colours – the silly gold foil. “You don’t get a She decided that she’d It was meant to build up
thing – so you have to look different sweet every day store any non-sweet items excitement before the day.
closely.” – we’re not that versatile.” carefully, so that when she There was no “ending”.
“One,” Kathy said. In fact, the number three was taken away she would “I’ve never seen one
“One,” Liz repeated. bag contained a toy – a have presents, of a sort. before,” Kathy said.
“That’s right.” plastic frame with nine tiny And there were lovely Liz held her close.
Kathy stepped down to tiles which had to be slid things to come – a doll, a “Sweetheart, we are
floor level. around to make a picture. teeny French knitting set, a looking forward to having
Liz was going to get her Kathy worked at it on the sewing kit. you here for Christmas so
to do counting – grown-ups way to school. It was really nice of Liz much!”
did that constantly. Liz was impressed when and Andy. “How long?” Kathy asked.
Sums were going to be she finished the picture As Kathy climbed higher “As long as . . . forever, if
her “saving grace”; if she before the school gates. and felt the end nearing, possible,” Andy said in an
did well in tests, all her Day four’s bag contained her brain began to hum odd, strangled voice. “If we
troubles and her past a rolled-up liquorice string. and her body got twitchy. can all make it work.”
would vanish. It was then that Kathy It was the not knowing Kathy sat on the stairs,
Kathy didn’t get it and decided that she would see – not knowing where she’d thinking of the hidden store
she was reluctant when how many bags there were. go next, if she’d even be of tiny gifts in her room.
numbers were pushed at That would also serve to able to stay in Mrs Walsh’s Maybe she would get
her. pre-empt any grown-up class. them out and line them up
“Open it,” Liz said. who might ask her to count She shouted at Andy one on the empty shelf.
“Oh.” Kathy stepped up them. morning and refused to eat Liz had been asking if she
on to the first stair again Liz and Andy were her tea because Liz forgot wanted to fill up the shelf.
and reached up. cooking as she climbed the that she didn’t like “Why don’t you eat
“Sorry – the cord’s stairs. mayonnaise. Father Christmas?” Andy
tacked on quite high up. She counted twice – She saw Andy and Liz suggested. “He’s hollow.
“We didn’t know you’d be there were 24 pouches. look at each other. “He won’t spoil your
so . . .” Liz stopped herself. After the last pouch there “It’s fine – I’m off after breakfast.”
“See what’s inside.” was a photograph on the the last pocket,” she “No. I’m saving him,”
Kathy put her hand in wall. wanted to say. Kathy said. “For tomorrow.
and felt a crackle of plastic. It showed Liz, Andy and But she didn’t. There was Can I?”
She pulled out a wrapped two dark-haired boys who no point. Tomorrow. The word felt
lemon sherbet. were older than Kathy. On the last day, Kathy warm and cosy.
“Thank you,” she said, Kathy heard feet in the laid her bag and satchel on “Yes, you can save him
staring down at it. She hall and spun round. her bed, ready for packing. for tomorrow,” Liz said.
turned to Liz. “If it’s for “They are my nephews,” Then she stood on tiptoe “Happy Christmas,
me.” Andy said with a smile. to empty the last bag. Kathy.” ■
44
The Legion Scotland carols
are always very popular.

The charities help people


over the festive period.

Festive

Friends
Bill Gibb discovers how two veterans’
charities are combating loneliness
and isolation this Christmas.

I
T’S a time of year for deserve it most.
joy, celebration and Legion Scotland has
togetherness. 21,000 members, with
Unfortunately, Christmas 139 branches and 59 clubs The carol service will take
place at Edinburgh’s
can also bring across the country, and
Canongate Kirk.
challenges, financial support is always to hand
struggles and loneliness. over the Christmas period.
This can be the case for “Our veterans community
those who are serving and support service comes into “Some of the volunteers “There’s such a warm,
have served their country, its own over this period,” have no military connection welcoming atmosphere
as well as many others. Dr Claire Armstrong, but others are veterans from the minute you arrive.
Charities Legion Scotland Legion Scotland CEO, says. who have been helped “Some people may not
and Poppyscotland are “We’ve five co-ordinators themselves, been reminded have seen each other for
always on hand, working who have a team of more that life is worth living and months and it’s a great way
closely to make the most than seventy volunteers want to give back.” to come together and relax
wonderful time of the year working with them. One of the biggest dates for that hour with the
everything it possibly can “They’ll deliver Christmas in the Legion’s festive carols and lessons.
be for those who need and hampers, presents and are calendar is the carol service “The band of the Royal
on the end of the phone or which takes place on Regiment of Scotland are
e-mail right throughout the Sunday, December 17, at with us again and they add
festive period for anyone Canongate Kirk in so much fun. The noise fills
who needs them. Edinburgh. the whole place and if
“This can be a difficult It’s the fourth concert for you’re feeling a bit bah
time for people, and serving personnel, veterans humbug, by the time you
isolation and loneliness at and their families, and leave you’ll be feeling the
other times of the year is attendance has more than warm fuzzies!”
Images: Legion Scotland.

compounded over doubled since the first. Gordon Michie,


Christmas. It is, Claire says, a day to Poppyscotland’s head of
“If they need help, even gladden the heart. fund-raising, knows what
on Christmas Day, I know “The kirk is beautiful Christmas is like both
our volunteers would be anyway, but it’s decorated inside and out of the
Legion Scotland CEO
Dr Claire Armstrong there for them. so nicely for Christmas. military.
HELPING OTHERS 45

The band of the Royal


Regiment of Scotland
will provide the music.

He spent seven years in “It’s all about providing a


the RAF, stationed in the safety net, and people
UK, as well as posted know there is at least
overseas. someone always on the end
“You can be away on of the phone.
operational tours, “There are lots of
hundreds or even Christmas lunches and the
thousands of miles away increasingly popular
from loved ones,” Gordon breakfast clubs become
The band brings fun to the event.
says. Christmassy.
“There’s an effort to “We also have carol
make it special, with concerts and try and make
officers serving up the sure there’s always loads Working with partners Pauline says.
Christmas dinner and going on for veterans to such as Legion Scotland, “If we know someone is
everyone looking out for meet other comrades.” they can access a veterans’ going to be on their own on
one another. The comradeship of those community, giving peer Christmas Day, we’ll make
“That’s the things about who served is legendary. support, housing, sure there are things like
all three services, the Gordon came across a employment and financial Christmas puddings, mince
military is based on stories very special illustration of advice and more besides. pies and a little parcel to
and connections. that at a Remembrance “We’re a garrison town, open.”
“There is always that Day event in Edinburgh last so most of our veterans are One of the most popular
feeling of camaraderie.” month. ex-Army and about three activities at the centre is
It’s a feeling that A pilot happened to meet dozen are women,” CEO the Friday bacon roll
continues after leaving the a young soldier who he had Pauline Cherrington says. morning.
military for all veterans, airlifted as a casualty out of “The ages go from It has now become a
and that can be someone a conflict zone in twenty-one right up to festive party that includes
who has served anything Afghanistan. those in their nineties.” mince pies, crackers and
from one day to decades. The pair got talking, The centre is a warm singing of Christmas carols
The age group ranges bonded over their shared hub, so veterans can pop in and songs.
from those who served in experience, and are now at any time for a chat, “It’s always such a jolly
the Second World War to planning on having a some soup or a filled roll event, and we get veterans’
young men and women. Christmas dinner together. and, of course, the families and kids coming
“Christmas is a time when With almost 500 service companionship that helps along,” Pauline says.
we see more of a need for users, the Lothians combat loneliness and “Our choir also has a
our welfare services, and Veterans Centre is always isolation. Christmas concert for the
we get requests for funds busy, but at Christmas it’s There’s a year-round food residents of the Erskine
to help with lots of things, a real hive of activity – and and toiletries parcel Edinburgh Care Home.
including with Christmas a vital lifeline for many. service, but at this time of “The veterans’ community
presents,” Gordon says. The charity was set up in year it takes on a real is a family, and it’s just
“A big part of our work is 2009, and the drop-in festive flavour. about going that extra mile
with older veterans who centre in Dalkeith supports “As well as all the usual at Christmas when we know
may be lonely because they veterans and their families basics, we’ll put in little there are people on their
no longer have that family from Edinburgh and across seasonal extras plus some own and may be
network. the Lothians. presents for the kids,” struggling.” ■
46

Back To Birch
Cottage Fay was curious to see how
the buyers of her old
house were settling in . . .
BY KATE BLACKADDER

speech – the King’s speech,


she corrected herself.
It would be a different
kind of Christmas Day in
more ways than one.

* * * *
To say that December
25 was not turning out as
hoped was a bit of an
understatement.
Since they’d moved in last
month, Alice had pictured
how the house would look
for Christmas.
It would be beautifully
decorated – even though
there was renovation work
to come – with delightful
smells coming from the
kitchen range.

W
Neither of these things
HEN Fay’s “They’ll keep. I suspect She hoped that the new was going to happen.
phone rang, Christmas dinner in this owners – what was their Although Charlie had
she assumed house will be cheese on name again? – wouldn’t come home with a tree,
that Grace toast, if we’re lucky.” Grace modernise it too much. they had no idea which of
wanted a tried to laugh. “Can you Although, hypocritically, the unpacked boxes,
last-minute chat about believe that Martin has she certainly appreciated temporarily put in the attic,
Christmas arrangements. never had chicken pox? the central heating in her held the decorations, so an
Instead, her daughter He’s isolating and checking own new home! assortment of small toys,
was ringing to say that the for spots.” She did miss her garden, ribbons and paper chains
twins had gone down with “It’s much worse if you’re though. had taken their place.
chicken pox and so a grown-up. I wish I could Oh! That’s what she The girls were squeaky
Christmas was cancelled come and help,” Fay said. would do on Christmas with excitement over it but
– or at least postponed. “But Mum, what will you morning – she would go to it was not a thing of beauty.
“I’m so sorry, Mum,” do?” Grace asked. the church service in the And in the sitting-room,
Grace wailed. “The girls are “I’ll be fine,” Fay said village. when she moved the sofa
feverish and horribly firmly. “And do look after She hadn’t been back nearer the fire, she
spotty. yourself, darling.” since she moved, so it discovered a damp patch.
“What’ll you do? Fay woke up early on the would be lovely to see Quickly deciding to
Spending Christmas with 24th and lay for a while some of their old friends pretend she hadn’t seen it,
Dan isn’t an option.” thinking about last year – and be among other people she moved the sofa back.
Grace’s brother, Dan, the first Christmas without for the first part of the day. Charlie came in with an
was currently in Shetland her dear husband. She sat down after armful of logs and added
with his fiancée’s family. It had been difficult, breakfast to make a short them to the pile by the
Fay knew she would be but the presence of the list of what she’d require fireplace.
welcome, too, but a trip to seven-year-old twins had for a solitary dinner. “At least we can make
Scotland’s Northern Isles lightened the day. Smoked salmon. A steak. this room warm,” he said.
wasn’t one that could be It was also the last Veg. Potatoes. “Should we have had the
Illustration by Helen Welsh.

quickly arranged at any Christmas in the old house. It would be easy to cook chimney swept first?”
time of year – never mind Just outside a friendly when she came back from As she asked the
on December 23. village, Birch Cottage had church and she’d treat question, Alice remembered
“Don’t worry about me,” been a perfect family herself to something the crisp September day
Fay said. “What about you? home, even though they’d chocolatey to have with a they’d come to view the
“I was bringing the never had the money to do cup of coffee as she house.
pudding and the cake . . .” it up as they’d wanted. watched the Queen’s There had been a fire
SHORT STORY 47

burning in the grate then. headless chicken. Remembering their own Alice and held out his hand
It was one of the things She looked at the ball Christmases there, opening with a grin.
about Birch Cottage she’d heading for the vase on the presents in front of the fire, “No need for apologies,
fallen in love with. side table. she imagined the new Mrs Harper. You told us it
Charlie must have been She took a deep breath. occupants doing the same. had its quirks.
having the same memory. She couldn’t lose her But, instead, two children “But it’ll be gone soon
“Mrs Harper said it was temper on Christmas Day. were outside playing, and a – we’re putting in a new
used regularly,” he said. “He brought your woman stamped her feet to kitchen and central
“It’ll be fine.” stockings this morning, keep warm. heating.”
“Good.” Alice rubbed her remember? Both of you, Risking a second glance, Fay swallowed. She was
cold hands together. leave your boots at the she saw that the sitting- about to say goodbye when
Charlie had spent ages back door in future. room window was open, something occurred to her.
trying to get the old range “Vicki, take the hen smoke drifting out. “How will you cook
in the kitchen to co-operate. outside where she belongs. It looked like blow-back today? Do you have a
Mrs Harper – Alice “Beth, please stop from the fire – it was microwave?”
remembered her saying bouncing that ball in here.” inclined to do that when Alice nodded.
that her name was Fay – As Vicki and the hen left the wind was in a particular “But my main dish needs
had said apologetically that the room, Beth obediently direction. a real oven. I’ll have to
it was “temperamental”. let the ball drop. It wasn’t a good memory come up with a plan B.”
But once they’d got the It rolled under the sofa. for the family to have of Fay hesitated.
hang of it, it worked fine. Before Alice could stop
Until today. There was no him, Charlie had moved the
oven to cook the beautiful sofa to retrieve it. A minute later smoke whooshed
pastry centrepiece she’d He gazed wordlessly at
prepared yesterday, never the damp patch and then, into the room in a great cloud
mind the roast potatoes as Alice had done, pushed
and all the trimmings. the sofa back and returned their first Christmas. “I live in one of those new
And instead of spending to the fire. Unable to get the scene flats in town by the river.
the morning having fun with “Daddy, you can’t light a at Birch Cottage out of her I’m having Christmas on my
the children, it had taken all fire! How will Santa get mind, Fay drove by again. own, unexpectedly.
their time to wrestle with down the chimney?” There was no-one outside “You’d be very welcome
housekeeping problems. Vicki – still in her wellies the house now but she to use my kitchen and to
Maybe they weren’t cut – stood in the doorway. stopped anyway and rang eat with me.”
out for country life. “Don’t worry, sweetheart. the doorbell. The couple looked at
The house was bigger He’s already been. He Their surname was King, each other.
than their previous one but brought your stockings, she suddenly remembered “We couldn’t let you . . . ”
they’d only afforded it remember?” Charlie said when the door opened. Alice began.
because it needed updating. again, carefully placing dry “Hello. I’m Fay Harper “That beetroot
There was lots of ground logs on top of the flames. – you bought the house Wellington looks far too
for Beth and Vicki to run A minute later smoke from me.” good to waste, love,”
around in, and for Charlie whooshed into the room in The woman looked Charlie said.
to have the garden he’d a great cloud. surprised.
dreamed of, but they were Charlie coughed. “I’m Alice. And this is * * * *
townies, and every day here “Something must have Beth and Vicki. It’s nice to What a good idea this
was a learning curve. blocked the chimney. see you again.” was, Fay thought, bringing
“Where are the girls?” “Not Santa,” he “Forgive me for intruding. in coffee. They had pooled
Alice asked. spluttered. “Better take the I’m sure you’ve got all sorts their resources, and
At five and six they were girls outside, Alice.” of exciting things to do.” everyone enjoyed the
fascinated by everything to Outside, the cold wind Fay smiled at the girls. smoked salmon and Alice’s
do with their new life and brought some welcome “I’ve got two vegetarian Wellington.
had gone outside to watch clarity to her thoughts. granddaughters around The white chocolate
Charlie chop logs. “Maybe a bird’s nest fell your age. snowman cake, which had
“Just behind me, I down,” she told the girls. “I went to church in the seemed a ridiculous
thought,” Charlie said. “What about the little village and on my way indulgence, was greeted
Just then, Beth came in birds, Mummy?” Vicki home I . . . I thought I’d say with joy by Beth and Vicki.
bouncing a ball she’d got in looked at her anxiously. merry Christmas and see What a lovely family they
her stocking while Vicki Alice counted to 10. how you were getting on.” were.
clutched a very reluctant “They’ll have flown away. “There was a fire,” Vicki Fay found herself
hen she’d declared was her Now, run around and keep said. “But Daddy says promising to visit and help
favourite. warm.” Santa wasn’t in the with gardening in spring.
Alice wondered why on While her daughters chimney.” “I always watch the
earth Charlie had asked to jumped back and forth over “We wanted to have one Queen’s – King’s – speech,”
keep on Fay’s hens. Both a puddle, Alice tried to cosy room today,” Alice Fay said at three p.m.
girls still wore their wellies. ignore how cold she was. said. Charlie stood up.
“When will Santa be here, Maybe Santa would “I expect you usually “I’d like to make a
Mummy?” Beth asked. appear and bring them a congregate in the kitchen. speech, although I’m
Alice looked at the trail of nice hot Christmas dinner. “It’s the warmest room in Charles King, not King
muddy footprints, then the house.” Fay laughed Charles!
looked at the hen who’d * * * * but saw Alice’s face fall. “Thank you for taking us
flapped its way out of Vicki’s Fay slowed down so that “I am sorry,” she said, in, Fay. You saved our
arms and was running she could have a nostalgic when told about the range. Christmas!” he declared
around like . . . like a look at Birch Cottage. A man appeared behind with a smile. ■
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50

Polar Opposites her coffee mug, thinking. it might become one


Could Jasmine and Tim find They’d got together in shared.
anything to agree on? the spring at a wedding – a
colleague of hers had been
Just a few months ago,
they had taken a big step
BY BETH WATSON marrying an old school and Tim had moved in.

J
friend of his. “I hope we don’t drive
ASMINE threw back “Do you want us to freeze Sparks had flown each other nuts!” she’d
the duvet and to death?” between them over a said, joking – and yet not.
revelled in the cool They really were chalk rumbustious strip the Summer heat gradually
night air caressing and cheese. willow. gave way to autumn and
her skin. She drank strong black When they were dating, chillier days.
The glow from the coffee, he preferred milky the differences between And so came the first
streetlamp outside seeped tea. them had been something indicator of how much they
in at the edges of the She’d go stir crazy if she to laugh over, prompting might have to compromise.
curtains, taking the edge didn’t go for a run every comical tussles. “I don’t usually put the
off the darkness. day, while the closest he Even the summer carnival heating on till November,”
She peered through the came to exercise was hadn’t escaped their she told him when she saw
gloom at the dense shadow watching it – endlessly – differences. him examining the control
beside her. on TV. Jasmine called them the panel one day early in
Tim was sound asleep. Could they be more “dodgems”, Tim called October when the
She could barely see him, different? them “bumper cars” – and temperature dipped a bit.
but she knew he would She drifted back to sleep the clue was in their chosen “November!” Tim was
have the duvet tucked tight counting the ways . . . name for them as to how horrified. “I’ll die of
around him. Next morning, she leapt each had driven them. hypothermia by then.”
How could he bear to be up when the alarm Jasmine could laugh now, And the heating was the
cocooned like that? sounded. but goodness, he’d been a least of it.
But he felt the cold, while “I’ll shower and put the menace. How had Jasmine not
she was always toasty. kettle on.” In spite of it all, though, known how much sport he
Illustration by Ruth Blair.

As soon as she opened a “Great. Give me a shout things seemed to click watched on TV?
window for fresh air, he’d when you’re done,” Tim between them. Or how much mess he
be behind her closing it. mumbled, only somewhat Laughter and liking were made having something as
“For goodness’ sake, Jas, awake. growing into love. simple as a bath?
it’s the middle of Afterwards, Jasmine Two individual futures Or how he snacked all
December! curled up on the sofa with were beginning to look like the time?
SHORT STORY 51

She watched zero sport, It was totally different warmth round her If only he’d been here.
showered neatly and kept from Jasmine’s family. shoulders. But was he missing her,
rigidly to mealtimes . . . For a start, there was “Of course I do. But I too? They were so
And now Christmas was only the three of them: thought maybe we could different.
here. Mum, Dad and Jasmine, see our own families first? Maybe his family
“I thought we’d have the their only child. “It could sort of be a Christmas would bring
decorations up by now,” They would go for a walk compromise between old home to him how
he’d said a couple of weeks in the woods, exchange Christmas and new. mismatched they were.
ago, looking forlorn. presents, eat dinner – “Unless you really want The day wore on.
“Already? I usually wait which they all pitched in to me to come to your folks At six o’clock Tim would
until Christmas Eve,” prepare – and then watch with you. return to collect her and
Jasmine had said, her voice a selection of films. “Or you could come to she couldn’t wait.
fading as she saw the look They were all movie buffs mine, but to be honest, I At five-fifteen, the
on his face. and enjoyed choosing and think you’d hate it. It’s doorbell rang.
“Christmas Eve? That’s then debating the merits of incredibly noisy!” Dad had been snoring in
hardly worth the bother!” each one. “And you’d hate the quiet his chair but he woke up
She’d relented. Together Jasmine loved the day – at mine.” with a start.
they’d sorted out her one it was such a special, She nestled in to his Mum pressed the remote
box of decorations and put intimate time.
them up – which had been But she knew some
a lovely evening, she people might find it too “It could sort of be a compromise
admitted. sedate. What would Tim
Tim had concocted some think of it? between old Christmas and new”
warm, spiced wine and Listening to the way he
opened a box of mini talked about his family chest and he drew her to pause the movie.
chocolate logs. Christmas, she feared he closer. “I’ll go,” Jasmine offered,
It had been magically would hate hers. “What do you say? Shall straightening the paper
romantic as they’d How they each did we each do our own thing crown on her head.
snuggled up together on Christmas was just like – just this first Christmas?” She flipped on the
the sofa in the twinkling everything else between Slowly, she nodded outside light.
glow of the tree lights. them. against his woollen It revealed a dark
Tim had been dismayed They were polar sweater. silhouette through the
by her minimalist approach opposites. “I can’t believe we were glass panel of the door.
to decorations, though. She loved him to bits, but thinking the same way,” A familiar silhouette . . .
Every time she looked was it enough? she said. “I didn’t know A silhouette who made her
since then he’d added Were they just too how to suggest it.” stomach flip.
another bauble to the tree different for it to work And that’s what they did. “Tim!” she exclaimed,
or candle holder to the between them when they Tim dropped Jasmine off when she tugged the door
bookcase. couldn’t agree on anything? at her parents’ house, and open. “You’re early!”
He even got one of those Tim finally appeared in after a quick exchange of “I know.” He looked
lit-up Christmas village the doorway. cheery Christmas greetings apologetic. “And I’m sorry
scenes which slowly spun His eyes were bleary and with her mum and dad, and to burst in but . . .”
round to music. his hair was tousled. one last tight hug for He reached for Jasmine
She’d shuddered when He had a mug of tea in Jasmine, he headed off to and drew her quickly into
first she saw it in pride of his hand. spend the day with his own his arms.
place on a side table. “Thanks for getting more family. “I missed you. I’ve been
But Tim had been so tea bags,” he said, raising Jasmine had a lovely day watching the clock till it
delighted by it – what the mug in appreciation. with her folks, exactly as was time to come.
could she say? “I forgot to put them on the usual. “And then I couldn’t wait
And it was kind of list – again.” The weather held for a any longer.”
growing on Jasmine. He took a sip, eyeing her cold, crisp walk through the Jasmine felt her laughter
Sometimes she was even through the rising steam. woods. bubble up.
first to switch it on when “What’s up?” he asked, Mum loved her new yoga “Me, too!” she admitted.
they got home from work. propping one shoulder mat and Dad declared the “I’ve had a lovely time
There was something against the doorjamb. cheese-making kit but – I wished you were
mesmerising about Jasmine smiled. Tim had something he’d been here, Tim.”
watching the skaters slowly this knack of always tuning hankering after for ages. He sighed against her
twirling on the fake frozen in to her mood. Good old mum for that hair, his breath blowing her
pond. “I was thinking about tip-off. He didn’t see the paper hat off.
Christmas proper, Christmas . . .” wink they exchanged. “Then next year, my love,
though, would be the real “So was I!” he exclaimed. Jasmine couldn’t have let’s do it differently and
test. “You first.” asked for a better selection have our own special
Could she adapt to Tim’s “I was wondering if we of books. Christmas at home.
family’s boisterous should perhaps, just this It was all perfect, yet . . . “It can be just the two of
approach to the festive first Christmas . . .” As they pulled crackers us. Agreed?”
celebration? “Do our own thing?” he and groaned at the jokes, She nestled against him,
“You should see it – finished. declared themselves full her worries evaporating.
brothers, sisters, nieces, She squinted at him. and then cut just one more They might be different,
nephews – we all descend “I thought you’d want to tiny piece of pudding, as but not where it mattered,
on Mum and Dad. spend it together!” they settled down to watch deep in their hearts.
“It’s mayhem! It’s the He slid into the seat the first of their movies . . . “Agreed,” she said, just
best day of the year.” beside her, his arm a heavy she was thinking of Tim. before he kissed her. ■
52

Overwintering

Birds
Polly Pullar identifies the birds who
fly to British shores for the winter.
The number of woodcock in the UK
swells in winter when thousands travel
south from Russia and Scandinavia.

W
INTER in the Whooper swans, too,
UK is a travel from Iceland to
dynamic spend the winter here.
movement They may be seen
time for feeding on arable stubble
many bird species. fields.
Though warblers and During heavy rain, vast
other summer migrants flocks may congregate on
have moved south, our flood water, making a
avian population is now dramatic sight.
swelled by large influxes of Their musical bugle calls,
birds from the north. and then, as they fly close,
Skeins of greylag, the sound of their great
pink-footed and barnacle beating wings, through an
geese travel from icy breath of mist, adds to
Greenland, Iceland and their wild aura.
Svalbard, as well as Russia. It is extremely rare for
They take advantage of these elegant swans to
our milder climate and the breed in the UK.
nutrient-rich estuaries, Though the shy and
lochs and island coastlines. elusive woodcock with its
Often, there are rarities cryptic brown plumage is
among them. resident in the UK all year,
The Hebridean island of numbers swell in late
Islay and the Solway coast autumn and winter.
are crucial for waterfowl Hundreds complete a Fieldfares flock south
– in particular the barnacle perilous journey crossing to feast on abundant
goose and a smaller the stormy North Sea from fruits and berries.
population of Greenland Scandinavia and Russia.
white-fronted goose. Often all that is seen of feeding in invertebrate-rich including the beautiful
These birds, like many of these beautiful members of fields at night. pochard, the shoveler,
our seabirds, have suffered the wader family is a Sadly, the woodcock pintail, smew and tufted
Images: Polly Pullar.

huge losses due to Highly fleeting glimpse as they remains on the quarry list, duck.
Pathogenic Avian Influenza erupt from the leaf litter on despite numerous petitions Some of these ducks, like
(HPAI). the woodland floor. to stop shooting them. the woodcock, may have
The next few years will It is sometimes possible Numerous duck species travelled from Russia.
be a critical time for them. to see them by torchlight, also spend the winter here, A large variety of waders
come to the UK in winter.
The Solway Firth and Islay are The UK is internationally
vital wintering grounds for the important for many of
beautiful little barnacle goose. them, including one of the
most easily recognised, the
fabulous pied
oystercatcher.
Seeing and hearing an
enormous gathering of
dapper pied birds with
their red bills and legs will
never be forgotten.
In parks and gardens,
numbers of some of the
The blackbirds that visit the garden this more common resident
winter could have travelled from the birds – particularly the
far north to escape colder weather. blackbird – burgeon.
NATURE 53
The greylag is our most common species of
goose. Though many breed in the UK, huge
flocks fly here from the north for winter.

The beautiful male


smew is a duck
sometimes seen
here in winter.

Whoopers are genuinely wild swans.


They have a distinctive bugle-like call
that adds to their mystical spirit.

The pink-footed goose comes


here in vast flocks from the
Arctic tundra where they breed.

If the weather is sav


vage
further north, there may
m be
larger influxes as black
kbirds
and other members off the
thrush family, including across the Atlantic during
fieldfares and redwings, put particularly severe storms.
in an appearance. A vagrant snowy owl may The UK is internationally
Winter can bring many put in an appearance in the important for wintering
surprises when visitors Cairngorms or other oystercatchers.
include the glorious mountainous regions of the
waxwing from Scandinavia. north.
Perhaps brambling and Spending more time
snow bunting appear, or winter birdwatching will
even rarities blown in from bring rich avian rewards. ■

The pochard from Russia and


northern Europe comes to
the UK for winter.
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SHORT STORY 55

Sylvia’s Surprise
Sylvia tried to include the whole community at Set
Christmas, but she was running out of ideas . . . in the
BY KATIE ASHMORE
1960s
S
YLVIA looked out of
her window and
smiled. Snow was
gently falling from a
pewter sky.
It was only a few days
until Christmas – how
wonderful if this one were
to be white.
The children would be
thrilled.
She would love to watch
Rosie and Frank building a
snowman next door and
throwing snowballs at one
another, their cheeks
glowing, their eyes alight.
She decided to put the
kettle on and go to fetch
another cardigan while she
waited for its whistle.
Before long, wrapped up
warmly, she settled beside
the electric fire and began
to sip her cuppa.
She glanced up at the
mantelpiece and smiled.
She had received cards
from everyone in the discovered that she was She took her time, Her adoptive mum,
village. collecting Barbie dolls. holding a large tin carefully Dorothy, was a fabulous
Several robins fixed her She was desperate for in front of her. cook and Sylvia had loved
with a beady eye, holly the new astronaut Barbie, “Morning, Sylvia. Come to help her in the kitchen
leaves glittered and church but her parents hadn’t in.” Her friend greeted her as she grew up.
spires rose dreamily into been able to get one. with a warm smile. “You’re She had developed a real
blue skies. The look of sheer joy on just in time for a coffee.” talent herself and liked to
“Well, Arthur,” she said, Josie’s face when she Carol looked pretty this surprise her friends with
glancing at the framed opened Sylvia’s gift had morning in a blue mini- treats, especially at
photograph by her been so wonderful that she dress with a matching Alice Christmas time.
armchair. had gone on to provide an band in her blonde hair. The two sat down on a
It was a black and white avalanche of surprises each She had been Sylvia’s couple of orange bistro
snap of herself and her year for people in her best friend since their chairs in the monochrome
brother, aged four. community. schooldays and was now kitchen with a mug of
“It’s time to put my mind She had a real knack for married with two little coffee each.
to a Christmas gift for finding the right gift. boys. Carol set a plate of
Mrs Threadneedle.” But what to get for Marla Sylvia handed her the tin. bourbons on the table
Sylvia loved to surprise Threadneedle? It was a “This is for you,” she said, between them.
her friends and neighbours. conundrum. smiling. “How are preparations
In the village, to her Carol beamed as she going for the big event?”
amusement, she had * * * * opened the lid. Inside was she asked.
become known as Santa Sylvia made her way up an enormous, beautifully Sylvia’s face lit up.
Illustration by André Leonard.

Sylvia. the drive towards Carol’s decorated Christmas cake. “Really well, thank you.
It had started 10 years front door. “Thank you, Sylvia. You’re Everything should be ready
ago, quite by accident, She was wrapped warmly really kind, especially when for Christmas Eve.
when her neighbours’ in a wool coat, scarlet you’re so busy. “All the children have
daughter, Josie, had gloves and fur-lined boots. “You know how much I been practising hard, the
broken her leg. Around her, the snow love this.” WI are doing the
Sylvia had wanted to flashed and a robin hopped Sylvia was an excellent decorations and Dominic
cheer her up and had along a branch of holly. baker. has promised to get his
56

mother there on time!” wonderful Labrador, supporting this event.” there was thunderous
Carol nodded. padded across the As she took her seat, applause.
“It will be wonderful, farmyard. Sylvia was delighted. She was about to leave
Sylvia. It’s your best gift Sylvia remembered that Dear Carol had helped the stage when Carol
yet.” she had recently had a her out and Mrs mounted the platform.
Sylvia hoped so. She was litter of puppies. Threadneedle was clearly “Not so fast.” She
very excited about the Mrs Threadneedle liked thrilled. grinned, making her way to
surprise for Mrs Roberts dogs. Sylvia knew she had At that moment, Dominic the microphone. “Before
and she couldn’t wait to kept two Alsatians until a entered, his arm around his we go we’d all like to thank
see the older woman’s face. few years ago. mother. Sylvia for organising this
“My main problem now is She wouldn’t normally “No, Mum. You must sit wonderful evening.”
that I can’t think of encourage getting anyone a at the front.” Everyone nodded and
anything to get for Mrs dog for Christmas, but in “That’s all right, Dom. I’m grinned.
Threadneedle.” these circumstances a retired now. I can watch “As a community, we’d
Carol looked thoughtful. puppy could be the perfect the prize-giving from here.” also like to thank her for
“That is tricky. What do gift. Sylvia grinned and moved her kindness and
you get for a woman who She beamed and made forward. generosity to us all.”
has everything?” her way through the streets “Good evening, Mrs Sylvia blushed scarlet.
“Exactly.” to the school car park. Roberts.” “This Christmas, we have
Marla Threadneedle was She would stop at the “Hello, Sylvia. How are a surprise for you,” Carol
wealthy. farm on her way home, but you?” said.
She could afford most for now she had to focus on “Very well, but I have a Someone came on stage
luxuries and wasn’t the sort Mrs Roberts’s surprise. confession to make.” carrying a huge bouquet.
to relish a gift of home- The hall looked amazing. Mrs Roberts raised an It was full of Sylvia’s
made baking or even an The WI had been hard at eyebrow. favourite blooms. The scent
expensive blouse, if she work. “This isn’t a prize-giving. of lilies and roses wafted
hadn’t chosen it herself. A huge Christmas tree It’s a special concert for towards her.
However, she always illuminated one corner. you, prepared by your ex- This would be Carol’s
seemed sad and had just Its top almost reached pupils to thank you for all doing.
recovered from an the ceiling and it was that you’ve done for them.” She went to collect them
operation. decked with long strings of Mrs Roberts’s mouth fell and noticed that the hall
Sylvia really wanted to do lights and glittering open. was uncannily quiet.
something for her this year. baubles. Her face was a picture Why wasn’t anyone
“Hasn’t Arthur provided Wreaths of holly were and Sylvia’s heart swelled. clapping? She looked up
inspiration?” Carol teased. strung above pictures and “You must come and take and everyone’s eyes were
Sylvia shook her head across the front of the pride of place.” fixed on her expectantly.
and grinned. stage, and bright paper Mrs Roberts’s eyes filled What was going on?
She knew that her friend chains floated overhead. with tears. “I’ll take those.”
was amused by her habit of Trestle tables laden with She raised her head and Carol nipped in and
talking to the photo of her delicious cakes stood ready walked proudly to the grabbed the flowers,
little brother. for the interval. front, arm in arm with leaving the stranger who
He had been adopted by Sylvia looked round Sylvia. had been carrying them
another family and she delightedly and was about staring at Sylvia.
hadn’t seen him for many to take her seat when * * * * Who was this? Didn’t she
years, but she liked to talk someone cleared their It was a wonderful know everyone in the
to him and imagine what throat behind her. evening. village?
he would be like now. She turned and was From her position in the Yet there was something
“I think Marla surprised to see Mrs wings, Sylvia could see the familiar about the mouth
Threadneedle is lonely,” Threadneedle, who usually joy and delight on Mrs and eyes.
Carol said pensively. avoided large gatherings. Roberts’s face as past She stepped forward and
Sylvia agreed, but she She was even more pupils of all ages took it in heard a collective intake of
could manufacture neither amazed to notice a bundle turns to perform. breath.
friends nor family. of black fur in her arms. Amongst others, Carol’s It couldn’t be, could it?
What could she do? “I wanted to thank you,” boys played a piano duet, “Arthur?”
she said. Mr Simmonds did a solo on The man nodded and, a
* * * * Sylvia’s mouth fell open. his trumpet and the old moment later, she was in
It was Christmas Eve and “Your friend, Carol, school choir sang their her brother’s arms.
Sylvia was excited as she brought this gorgeous little hearts out. How had they found him?
drove towards the school. fellow round.” The older The performances were She hadn’t seem him for
She had put on her woman’s eyes grew moist. good and the WI cakes 40 years.
Sunday best and a string of “She said it was your were excellent. As the tears began to
pearls in honour of the Christmas gift.” Every now and then, flow, there was an eruption
occasion. “No. You must thank Sylvia caught a glimpse of of applause from the
She couldn’t wait to Carol,” Sylvia replied, but Mrs Threadneedle stroking auditorium and her dear
surprise dear Mrs Roberts, Mrs Threadneedle shook the small puppy and friends rose to their feet.
the retired music teacher, her head. smiling to herself. She stepped back and
who had recently lost her “There’s no need to be It was over too soon. took her brother’s face in
husband and was very low. modest. Your reputation Sylvia climbed the steps her hands, her heart
As she drove past Mills’ goes before you. to make a speech in honour overflowing.
Farm, however, another “Well, I don’t know how of Mrs Roberts and to This was a Christmas
lady came to mind. to express my gratitude, thank everyone for coming. surprise that surpassed all
Tess, the Mills’s but I’d like to start by As she drew to a close, others. ■
SHORT STORY 57

One More Gift


Would this present add a little
extra magic to the season?
BY ALICE ELLIOTT

A
WINTER sun They’ll tease me for
shone in the pale believing in Santa.”
blue sky, and “Shh.” Mark shot her a
there was a warning glance. “Don’t say
dusting of frost anything to Isobel.”
over the fields by the farm “I know,” Pippa said,
shop at Hornbeam Corner. rolling her eyes again.
The building was covered “You’re eleven, for
in twinkling lights, as was goodness’ sake, not
the Christmas tree outside. sixteen,” he told her, but
“How lovely,” Fiona, she was already engrossed
Mark’s wife, breathed as in her phone once more. where Santa was waiting by “Santa’s been!” Isobel
they pulled into the car Mark sighed. a roaring open fire. cried as she ran to her
park. He knew his daughters “Well, if it isn’t Pippa and stocking and immediately
“Oh!” Isobel, their would have to grow up one Isobel!” He beamed. got to work on the gifts.
seven-year-old daughter, day, but Pippa had the rest Mark and Fiona “This is the one from
squealed. “I can’t wait to of her life to be an adult. exchanged a smile. Santa’s Grotto.” She pulled
see Santa.” Surely one last visit to The elves passing their out a soft chocolate-brown
“Our appointment isn’t Santa wasn’t going to hurt. names to him really added reindeer from the paper.
for half an hour, sweetie,” He was just thankful that to the authenticity of the “I got a white one,” Pippa
Mark reminded her as he Isobel was still a firm experience. replied as she too
opened the car door. believer in Santa, the tooth Isobel gave a list of all unwrapped a soft toy. “It’s
The Meet Santa fairy and the Easter Bunny. her Christmas dreams, wearing a little necklace.”
experience at Hornbeam He looked wistfully at the including a trampoline and “Mine doesn’t have that,”
Corner had become so back of Pippa’s head. a doll that cries real tears. Isobel said, peering over at
popular, it was necessary Her flaxen hair still When it came to Pippa’s Pippa’s present.
to book weeks ahead. reminded him of spun gold. turn, she shrugged and “Gosh, that looks exactly
It was only the second It only seemed like last said she’d like a new phone like . . .” Mark started.
Saturday in December, but week that she was raiding case and money for clothes. “My locket,” Pippa
still, they’d been lucky to the dressing-up box at “I’m sure we can manage whispered. “It’s exactly the
get a slot. home in search of princess, that,” Santa replied with a same.”
“Why are we so early, fairy or cowgirl attire. laugh. “Now, it’s time for a Mark glanced at his wife,
then?” their older daughter She’d had a brass-coated little something from me.” but Fiona was just as
Pippa asked, reluctantly locket then and refused to He gestured to a pile of bewildered as him.
putting her mobile phone go anywhere without it. gifts. Pippa and Isobel bent “I was looking for my
into her pocket. Mark and Fiona had down to pick one each. locket only the other day.”
“To do a bit of Christmas found it in a second-hand “Merry Christmas, my Pippa opened the clasp
shopping,” Mark replied. shop on holiday in Brighton treasures!” he said. “May and stared at her reflection
Shopping wasn’t a chore one summer, bought it on you never be too old to in the mirror inside.
at Hornbeam Corner. impulse and given it to her stare up at the skies on “Santa must’ve known
In fact, it put Mark in a the following Christmas. Christmas Eve and listen you’d lost something you
festive mood. Inside was a tiny mirror, out for sleigh bells.” love and brought it back to
Fiona and Isobel were and Pippa would spend “I’m saving my present you,” Isobel said sagely. “I
enjoying it, too, as they hours immersed in for Christmas Day,” Isobel told you he was magic.”
excitedly pointed out more imaginative play as she announced as they walked “I think you might be
gift ideas. chatted to her reflection. back to the car. right, Isobel,” Mark replied.
Only Pippa remained Mark had a sudden “I’d better do that too,” The winter sun drenched
unimpressed as she trailed yearning to see it again. Pippa muttered. “They’re the room in a golden light.
after them, her eyes never “Welcome!” Two elves the same shape so it’ll spoil Pippa’s eyes were bright
far from her phone. greeted the family at the the surprise if I open mine.” as she looked around their
“What are you going to entrance to the grotto and festive home as if seeing it
ask for once we get into took the girls’ names. * * * * for the first time.
Illustration by Shutterstock.

Santa’s Grotto?” Mark Next, they were invited Before Mark knew it, Mark may have imagined
asked her, trying to get her behind the curtain and into Christmas morning arrived. it but, for a moment, he
into the spirit of things. “Hornbeam Wonderland”, a After sending Isobel back was sure he could hear a
“Dad, you haven’t booked display which preceded the to bed at least three times, deep chuckle from far
for me, too?” she asked, meeting with Santa himself. he and Fiona finally got up away, and the distant
rolling her eyes. “I might Before long they were around seven and went chime of sleigh bells from
see someone from school. ushered into another room, downstairs with the girls. high up in the sky. ■
58

Take A Festive

Forest Walk
Dianne Boardman
explores the
evergreen appeal of
a winter wander.

T
HE rain is pelting and more animals. “Summer is wonderful, of dark clear night I can be
down and the wind This is where I spent so course,” he says, “but found a long way from
is roaring through many winters as a child, wintertime is so special. anywhere just looking up at
our waterproofs, camping in the rain or even “You can see animal the amazing sky.”
but I don’t care. in the snow, walking in all tracks more clearly, and Dusk is another time
I’m in my happy place weathers alongside my getting out into the air Jonny recommends for a
and it is winter, which parents and siblings. after being in artificially winter visit.
means fewer people I brought David here in heated and lighted houses “There are no barriers on
1983 before our marriage, is so good for wellbeing. the car parks,” he says, “so
Grizedale and he loved the quiet, “It doesn’t have to be this anyone can drive in to
has a few stark beauty, too. kind of weather. watch the sunset.
sculptures. We’ve returned often “A crisp, snowy day with “The peace is restful and,
over the last four decades, a bright winter sun, or even in our northern winters,
bringing our own children the milder temperatures any fresh air and exercise
and teaching them to love once the rain has stopped, we can get is good.”
a winter forest, too. is wonderful. There is evidence that
This time we have “There is a special light escaping to a forest has
arranged to meet with after the rain.” enormous benefits for our
Jonny Winter, a northern Jonny is also Forestry mental health, too.
manager from Forestry England’s nominated Seasonal disorders,
England, in whose care photographer for the area, anxiety, stress, mood and
Grizedale now rests. and is often found in the even our memory are all
We head straight for the winter woodland walking helped by a walk in the
cosy restaurant to escape with his dog, a fox-red woods, whether a mindful,
the deluge from the black Labrador called Peggy. meditational stroll or a
cloud above us. “I just soak it all up,” he brisk, physical hike.
Jonny loves the forests in says. “Yesterday I saw a “Winter is a magical time
winter as much as we do. double rainbow, and on a to visit the nation’s
OUT AND ABOUT 59
There is a new walking
trail in Sherwood Pines.
Forestry England’s
Best Winter Walks
White Horse Trail, Kilburn Woods, Yorkshire
From the White Horse car park, after an initial
climb up alongside the horse, you will be rewarded
with fantastic views over the Vale of York.
The iconic White Horse is visible for many miles
and covers half an acre. It has been overlooking
the village of Kilburn since the late 1850s.

Ridding Wood Trail, Grizedale, Cumbria


This accessible trail offers a great introduction
to the forest and the sculptures.
It passes through beautiful oak woodland as well
as some unusual and ornate trees, whose
incredible structure with bare branches highlighted
make a wonderful winter sight as you stroll.

Tall Trees Trail, New Forest, Hampshire


Follow this waymarked trail and you’ll be guided
along a shady path beneath firs and redwoods that
were planted during the reign of Queen Victoria.
The trail covers a mile and a half and is flat with
a fairly smooth gravelled surface.

Pinetum Trail, Bedgebury, Kent


Enjoy a walk in the National Pinetum on a
Admire the waymarked trail amongst extraordinary trees.
ponies in the This route is suitable for all ages and abilities.
New Forest. Be inspired by stunning vistas of majestic and
unusual conifers, ancient oaks and a huge variety
of remarkable trees all nestled in the rolling hills
of the Kent High Weald.

Westonbirt, The National Arboretum,


Gloucestershire
Winter brings a whole new perspective to
the arboretum, as after the leaves have dropped,
the true architecture of the deciduous trees can
be seen in their splendour.
On a fine winter’s day, choose a walking trail and
look out for the bright orange bark of the Scots
pine, with its blue-green needles standing out
against the sky.

Discovery Trail, Haldon Forest Park, Devon


The Discovery Trail is an easy-going mile-and-a-
half walk with spectacular views across Exeter and
Unusual conifers are Dartmoor, and regular seating points to soak up
found in Bedgebury. the sights and sounds.
On-site Tramper hire makes the forest accessible
forests,” Josephine Lavelle, busy time of year.” for families, no matter their fitness or mobility.
Forestry England director It looks like my dad knew Booking is strongly recommended.
of marketing and what he was doing after all
engagement, tells us. then, dragging us all out in The Ranger’s Path, Sherwood Pines,
Images: Dianne Boardman, Russell Sachs, Forestry England.

“And nature really does our boots, woollies and Nottinghamshire


put on a wonderful show. waterproofs all those years The newest walking trail at this popular
“There’s so much to ago. Nottinghamshire woodland is also the longest with
appreciate with all the We may have protested, a four-and-a-half mile circular route.
senses, from the frosty but we always had a The trail is clearly way-marked so map reading
branches of broadleaved thrilling time once we got skills aren’t required, and it’ll take you into some
trees to the dense, lush amongst the trees. quieter areas of the forest – taking in pine,
green of conifers set So why not wrap up broadleaf and heathland areas as you go.
against a winter sky. warm, pull on your sturdy
“Wrapping up warm and boots, pack your flask of The Woodpecker Trail, Salcey Forest,
getting outdoors in the hot chocolate, then pick Northamptonshire
winter months can help your walk from Forestry This medieval woodland near Northampton is the
support our wellbeing at a England’s round-up? ■ perfect place for a wintry wander.
The Woodpecker Trail – at six miles long – lets
you really stretch your legs.
For more information, visit forestryengland.uk. Look out for deer and the occasional red kite.
Brown bear cull
imminent in Romania

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220 of Europe’s la
st bears are abou
to be shot – URG t
ENT ACTION NEE
DED be culled if it wanders too close to human
• The Romanian government
settlements – any bears staying in the
has confirmed plans to which is a clear sign of advanced thinking.
forest will be safe.
cull 220 brown bears this Put simply, the mountainous woodlands
So, if Fauna & Flora can successfully
they call home would be a sorry sight
spring. without these loveable beasts.
relocate the bears coming close to human
settlements and discourage them from
• Immediate intervention is But – all too often – bears are portrayed as coming so close again, nobody will be able
needed to get the bears villains and demonised by the media, leading to shoot bears as part of this cull.
out of danger. to a poor public perception of bears.
Their expert wildlife intervention teams are
They’ve already been wiped out from primed and ready to act.
• Fauna & Flora is urgently most of Europe, with the Carpathian
But it’s an enormous task, and they are
seeking funds to help Mountains of Romania standing as one of
going to need a lot more equipment to be
relocate the bears. the last remaining strongholds for these
magnificent animals. successful. For that, Fauna & Flora urgently
needs funds.
But that is now at risk, as the Romanian
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B rown bears are majestic and government has just approved a bear cull
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misunderstood creatures. At birth vet, allowing them to rescue these bears
needlessly.
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warming care for their young and a and Fauna & Flora has a plan to get these in the Carpathians don’t fully hibernate, but
playful curiosity that makes them utterly bears out of danger. They’ve issued an they become passive and eat less over the
endearing. Incredibly, their intelligence is urgent call to the general public for support, winter.
comparable to that of great apes, and wild so they can put this plan into action. Once that period ends – in spring – bears
bears have been observed using tools, The government will only doom a bear to will start venturing out of the forest to look
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62

Christmas Is It seemed strange


to be celebrating
in the sunshine,
yet it was turning

Cancelled!
out to be the best
Christmas ever!
BY BETH WATSON

L
OIS stood on the She concentrated on
The Story So Far steps of the pool, remembering everything
bracing herself to Torsten had taught her.
After splitting Paula throws herself descend into the She reached the other
amicably with GARETH, into activities at the cool blue water. side and stood up – to
LOIS tries to distract resort, including yoga, Above her the sun had tumultuous cheering from
herself – but Christmas where she hits it off returned with clear blue Jens and Paula.
is looming and they had with teacher JENS. skies, as if yesterday’s “Look at you! You’re
originally planned to Lois accompanies storm had never happened. swimming! That’s brilliant.”
spend it together. Paula and Jens on their Yet again she had to Lois hauled herself up on
Lois’s parents are dates every evening, pinch herself. Tomorrow to the pool’s edge, grinning
going to spend where she befriends was Christmas Eve! from ear to ear.
Christmas in the Canary TORSTEN. Torsten gave her an “My first ever breadth!”
Islands, leaving Lois Torsten agrees to encouraging thumbs-up. Paula bounced down
facing the prospect of teach Lois how to swim. “Ready?” beside her.
spending the festive As Christmas Distant voices were “You sneaky minx! No
period alone. approaches, Lois can’t approaching and he craned wonder you haven’t said
Meanwhile, Lois’s help but feel strange. to look down the path. much about your lessons.”
friend PAULA wants to She wonders if she “Here they come!” Lois found herself
escape the pressure made a mistake Taking a breath, Lois wrapped in a tight hug.
from her busy job. breaking up with took one step, then “Careful – you’re getting
They go on holiday Gareth. another, until the water soaked!”
Illustration by Ged Fay.

together instead to the After another phone was up to her chest. “It’s worth it. What a fab
Canaries, but Lois is call from work, Paula Another breath, then she surprise.”
disappointed that it is makes a bold, impulsive struck out. Lois had cooked up the
not the same island as choice and quits – but She was swimming. plan with Torsten as soon
her parents. will she regret it? Such a mix of emotions as she’d realised she had
surged in her. finally learned to swim.
SERIAL: PART 4 OF 4 63

It had worked like a “Now what?” she asked, “Now I have to figure out He held up his hands in
dream, with perfect timing. and Paula’s shoulders rose how to tell him without it surrender.
“It’s all thanks to my in a shrug. sounding like that’s exactly “OK. I understand. We
amazing teacher.” “I don’t know. I’ll have to what I’m doing. can just walk for a bit.”
The sun had almost dried find a new job, I guess.” “Does that make sense?” So they set off, splashing
her and she shifted to the A thoughtful pause. Impulsively Lois leaned along the water’s edge, feet
nearest lounger, letting her “Maybe I’ll just stay here. over to give her a hug. sinking into the wet sand
eyes close. I could teach yoga! It seems “Of course. And my lips and leaving exaggerated
Then she remembered to work for Jens.” are zipped.” footprints.
Paula’s decision . . . It was a throwaway They chatted about
“Have you told Jens?” remark, yet it took root. * * * * everything and nothing as
she asked. Paula returned again and And now she’d only gone they walked, until Torsten
“Told me what?” again to the idea. and let the cat out of the glanced across at her.
Lois’s eyes snapped “Maybe this is my first bag. What an idiot! “Is Gareth still texting?”
open. Paula was still sitting small step. Remember A shadow blocked out he asked.
by the pool, but Jens, who those plaques we saw? the sun. “Yes, every day.”
had been chatting with “‘Sometimes the smallest Torsten, standing before Several times a day,
Torsten, had come to sit step in the right direction her, reaching out a hand. actually, and if Lois didn’t
beside her. ends up being the biggest “I think we should leave hear from him first she’d
Lois could have kicked step of your life’,” she our friends to talk in text just to say hello.
herself. It was a silly quoted. “I just can’t stop
mistake.
She tried to apologise to
thinking about it.”
Lois knew exactly what
“Would you like to try
Paula with her eyes, while
Jens asked again.
she meant.
She had looked at the
swimming in the ocean?”
“Told me what?” photo she’d taken of hers private,” he said. “Let’s go Sometimes it felt as if
so often that she knew it by to the beach.” they’d never split up.
* * * * heart. Waves lapped lazily She had thought a lot
Yesterday, after Paula’s “‘If you want to really live, against the finest sand Lois about what Torsten had
astonishing declaration on you have to take risks’,” had ever come across. said – about how everyone
her phone, Lois had waited she said. It really was the most was different and it was
for her to end the call. “Exactly,” Paula agreed. fascinating landscape. about how you perceived
“Did you just quit your “Maybe this is the risk I “The tide is on its way those differences.
job?” she’d asked. have to take – the small out,” Torsten commented. Had Gareth really
Paula looked like she was step in the right direction.” Lois nodded, her complained all the time?
in shock. “Maybe.” It seemed like a thoughts lingering at the She blushed when she
“I think I did.” pretty big step to Lois. poolside they’d just left. recalled how she’d called
They stared at each There was a doubt at the Torsten’s elbow bumped him a whinger.
other, then Paula visibly back of her mind, and she against hers. Had he just liked
relaxed. knew she had to say “Hey,” he said. “I don’t different things from her?
“I did.” A smile twitched something, but hesitated. know what this is about, It was funny how a bit of
at her lips. What if Paula took it the but worrying never helped space and distance could
She spread her arms as wrong way? anything.” change your perspective.
wide as being squashed The lounge was quiet as “I suppose so,” she Now she could admit to
into the sofa would allow. dinner approached. agreed, though it couldn’t herself that perhaps she’d
“I can’t tell you how good They would have to get stop her feeling bad for been seeing criticism where
it feels.” ready themselves soon. having put her foot in it. he was simply expressing
It poured out. How hard “Is this about Jens?” Lois Had she ruined things for an opinion.
it had become. How asked before she chickened Paula? If you want to really live,
stressful. out. “Because I understand Torsten nudged her you have to take risks.
“It used to be challenging how you feel about him. again. The wording on the little
and satisfying, but you “But you’ve only known “Remember that time I plaque popped into her
could have fun, too. him a week or so.” asked you if you were head again.
“But lately it’s just She eyed Paula, fearful. feeling brave?” he asked, She’d said she might
been . . . miserable.” Her friend was nodding. mischief in his eyes. adopt it as a motto, and
Well, Lois had seen that “I know. It’s too soon. “Yes,” she replied she could think of two risks
for herself, hadn’t she? That’s why I don’t want you cautiously. on her immediate horizon.
“Barry’s endless calls to say anything to Torsten “And it resulted in you One was the big one –
over the last week were the about this. I don’t want him learning to swim?” the one that could change
final straw,” Paula finished, to tell Jens.” What was this leading to? her life.
nibbling at her thumbnail Paula nestled farther He swivelled his eyes at “I’m thinking I might have
until she caught herself. back into the sofa, drawing the water lapping the made a mistake,” she said
She tutted, holding out her legs up under her. shoreline. to Torsten.
her hands, fingers splayed. She heaved a sigh. It was gentle, benign and “About Gareth?” he
The nails were all bitten. “This is about Jens, sort barely worthy of calling asked, instantly on her
“I used to have such of. But it’s more about waves. wavelength.
lovely nails,” she added, something I need to do for “Would you like to try It was one of the reasons
her tone mournful. me. swimming in the ocean? she was sure they would
Lois listened and nodded, “If I do decide to stay, I Now is the perfect time.” keep in touch when she
offering sympathetic wouldn’t want Jens to feel Panic seized her. went home.
murmurs, until Paula finally I’m pushing him into “No! I don’t think I’m They truly had become
wound down to silence. something he doesn’t want. ready for that!” friends.
64

“I think we just needed to It was a text from Gareth. good you are.” across the pool.
talk. You know, clear the Nothing but a heart emoji. Something in him had Already it was the kind of
air instead of letting little She grinned as she held it become shuttered. He was warm that made all your
things get blown out of out to show him the screen. acting cool. muscles relax.
proportion.” “Definitely. We’re going Had she got this This was the life.
Torsten had bent down to meet up when I get back completely wrong? Was it Yet there was something
to examine some shells left and have a talk.” nothing more than a very odd about knowing it
behind by the tide. So that was the big risk holiday romance to him? was December 25 –
He picked up one and that she’d steeled herself to She could feel her heart knowing that, yet feeling so
slipped it into his pocket. face, and look how well beginning to break. disconnected from it.
“I choose one every day that had worked out. “Of course, I’ll have to It was warm, the sun was
and send a photo to Felix, Now for the smaller one. look into the whole visa slowly rising into a
so that he knows I’m “I’m still wearing my and residency question, cloudless blue sky and she
always thinking of him,” he swimsuit,” she said. “I’m and find somewhere to was lying here in a bikini.
explained. ready for my next stay,” she said quickly. She smiled, picturing her
“Just like Gareth texts swimming lesson.” Now that she had got usual Christmas morning
you every day, or you him,” over the initial mad routine.
he added with a smile. * * * * excitement of her crazy It would begin with a pot
“So you think I have a Jens nudged Paula, the impulse, she realised that of coffee, a posh blend that
chance?” Lois asked. “If I sun in his eyes turning she would have to fly home she would have bought
phoned and suggested we them ice blue. at the end of her holiday specially, then a flurry of
get back together, you “Told me what?” he and begin to put all the happy phone calls to her
think he might say yes?” asked again, with such a formal pieces in place to parents and her friends.
“I think so. I could be sweet smile that her heart enable her return. She’d already phoned
wrong. But isn’t it a risk melted. But then the smile She would have to leave Gareth, of course.
worth taking?” changed to concern. Jens behind. That had been lovely,
“Can you give me a “Is everything OK?” He was talking again. and only reinforced her
minute?” she asked, taking “It’s fine, honestly. I “Once we find you a job, sense that they would
her phone from her pocket wasn’t going to say it will be much easier for make it through this.
“Take all the time you anything yet because it’s you. But there is plenty of He was right: what they
need,” he replied, only just happened and I’m time for that.” had was special.
wandering off. still figuring things out and He drew her to him so It had just taken them
She had just settled I don’t . . .” that her head was resting too long to see it through
herself on the sand, She was babbling, so she against his chest. all the other superficial
mentally rehearsing what took a deep breath, She could hear the beat clutter.
she would say, when her thinking furiously of how to of his heart and felt his lips Then she’d spoken to
phone buzzed in her hand. put it. brush her hair. Mum and Dad as usual,
She glanced at the He lifted her hand from “I will still be here when too, but they’d been oddly
screen, and her heart where it clung to the tile you come back,” he said. reticent about their plans
flipped. Gareth! edge of the pool, eased out “If that is what you want.” for the day.
“Hi,” she said, but before the fingers and clasped it The uncertainty in his “Is your hotel doing
she could say any more, between his. voice brought tears to her something nice and
Gareth was talking fast and “Paula,” he said, his tone eyes. Christmassy for the
sounding nervous. measured. “Just tell me.” That was why he had guests?” she’d asked, but
“Lois, I really miss you. I It calmed her like a cool been so hesitant! For the Mum had been vague.
think we made a mistake. breeze. exact same reasons as her. “Probably – I haven’t
Splitting up, I mean. “OK, so I’ve told you “You might meet really looked into it.”
“I think what we had about my job and how someone else,” she said, That was odd. Mum
might have been something much pressure it is. teasing now. loved Christmas as much as
special if we’d given it more “Well, I quit. Resigned,” She felt the vibration of she did!
of a chance.” she clarified. him shaking his head. “We’ll see how the day
It had all come out in a “Good for you,” Jens said “I don’t want anyone else. goes,” Mum went on. “We
rush and she heard him at once. “Life is too short to I’ll be here. However long it are on holiday, after all.
take a breath. spend it being miserable. takes.” “Free as birds to spend it
“When you come home,” What will you do now?” “Are we crazy?” she any way we want.”
he said more slowly, “can “I was thinking about asked. “We’ve only known “Well, have a lovely time,
we meet to talk? Please?” staying here. each other a week!” whatever you do. I’ll talk to
She was smiling. “I could teach yoga if “There are no rules on you later.”
“I was about to phone there were any openings?” how long it takes to fall in “Yes, you, too.” Mum had
you to say the same thing. She looked at him. This love.” rung off surprisingly
“I literally had my phone was the crucial moment. The palm trees whispered quickly.
in my hand!” How would he react? above them and the pool’s Now she was waiting for
Then they were laughing “That’s wonderful,” he water lapped at their feet. Paula to get back from
together, and suddenly Lois said. Had any moment ever yoga with Jens.
had the feeling it was all She could tell he was been more perfect? Thank goodness
going to be OK. making an effort at everything was OK with
She was still smiling when lightness. * * * * them. In fact, they seemed
she went to find Torsten. “We’re always looking for Christmas Day! Lois lay more loved-up than ever.
He squinted up at her. more teachers. on a sun lounger, her book Maybe she and Gareth
“A risk worth taking?” he “I’ll introduce you to a propped open but would be like that once
asked. couple of people. neglected as she watched they’d talked . . .
Her phone pinged. “And I can vouch for how the morning light play Then she and Paula
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would go for breakfast, just “No. She didn’t say much. “What – but how –?” She had discovered that a ferry
the two of them, which I guess she was busy.” couldn’t string the words ran between Fuerteventura
again was very different. Lois tried not to sound together. and Lanzarote. And it only
Normally she’d go over to peeved. This was such a Mum and Dad perched took an hour.
Mum and Dad’s for a special holiday for her beside Paula on the edge “I thought we could take
special treat – croissants folks, after all. of her lounger, three it to visit your folks for
and bucks fizz. “Did you tell her merry co-conspirators in a row. Christmas –”
Afterwards they’d wrap Christmas from me?” Paula and Mum high- “But then, when Paula
up warm and go for a walk, “Um – well, I said ‘Merry fived each other. phoned me about it,” Mum
winter weather permitting, Christmas’. She’d have “That worked like a broke in, taking up the
with Mum watching the known I meant it from both dream!” story. “I thought it would
clock to be sure they were of us.” “It was so funny! Her be even better if we came
back in time to fit in with “I hope so.” Paula face!” here and sprang it on you
her cooking schedule. sounded dismayed. “Maybe Lois scrambled to her as the most fabulous
Of course there was you should text her to tell feet and stood, hands on surprise!”
always something that her?” hips, glaring down at them. They had come the day
went wrong. “I’m sure she knows.” “Will someone please tell before, and were lodging in
And yet, each year, they “Oh, please. I’d hate her me what’s going on?” an apartment down the
would declare it the best to think I’d forgotten.” Mum and Paula road for a few days.
day ever. Paula was so insistent exchanged smug smiles. “Paula arranged that
It just proved that it was that, with a sigh, Lois “How about we tell you online for us. It belongs to
family and laughter and dashed off a text. over breakfast?” Paula a German couple. It’s
being with the people you Paula says Merry suggested. beautiful.”
loved that really made it. Christmas! “Croissants and bucks Paula had also arranged
And today, without any The reply came almost fizz, of course,” Mum for them to have breakfast
of those things, would be instantly. added. and Christmas dinner with
odd. Lovely. Merry Christmas, It turned out Paula had them here at the hotel.
“Hi! No swimming lesson Paula. reserved a table on the Lois’s head swivelled
with Torsten today?” “Ask her how the weather terrace, with a perfect view back and forth as they
It was Paula, glowing is,” Paula added. of the gardens and the batted the conversation
after her hour of yoga. “I’m sure it’s sunny there, pool. between them like a game
Was that what today too, but – oh, all right,” A splendid Christmas of ping-pong.
would be – just another Lois conceded, typing tree had been placed in And if her eyes had been
day’s holiday? quickly, trying not to show one corner, and holly and pricking before, now the
It added to her feeling of her impatience. red bauble centrepieces tears spilled over.
disconnection. What was with this added to each table. “You did all this for me?”
“No, the surf school guys sudden interest in her It was all incongruous in she asked, clasping Paula’s
are having a Christmas mum? this idyllic sunshine setting, hand. “You’re the best
barbecue on the beach,” She hit send. but Lois was glad of it. friend . . .”
she explained. “He said we The ping of a phone A silver ice bucket stood “No, you’re the best
can come along.” receiving a message to one side of their table, a friend,” Paula replied, and
Paula pulled a face. sounded from somewhere gold-foiled bottle sticking then she was crying, too.
“I can’t stand sand in my around the pool. out of it “And you –” Lois turned
food,” she said, She hadn’t realised there Breakfast was self-service wet eyes on Mum and Dad.
uncharacteristically was anyone else here. That as usual. “– you’ve given up your
negative. “I’ll stick with the was unusual at this time. Paula scurried around special Christmas.”
hotel kitchen, thanks.” Her phone dinged with making sure Lois’s parents Mum looked indignant.
She threw herself down Mum’s reply. were well taken care of “How could any
on to the nearest lounger. Sunny and warm here! before filling her own plate. Christmas be more special
But although she lay You girls been for breakfast Lois trailed behind, still than spending it with my
there with her eyes closed, yet? in shock. daughter?” she demanded.
Lois could see that her feet Going in a minute, she “Right,” Lois said once Dad topped up their
were waggling restlessly, as typed. Send. they were back at the champagne flutes while
if she was tapping in time There was that ping table. “Spill!” they recovered themselves.
with a tune in her head. behind her again. They were all talking over “Do you think it’s time for
She kept checking her How about you? she each other, but the story a toast?”
phone, too. typed quickly. Send. began with Paula. “Yes – no!” Lois had
After a few minutes of Ping. “I felt really rotten for remembered something.
this, Lois was just Table for four? came the cancelling your Christmas. “Give me a minute,” she
beginning to find it reply, and by this time “Especially when you’ve said, tossing her napkin on
irritating – that constant Paula was in fits of giggles. been so patient with me the table. “I’ll be right
fidgeting was making the “What . . .” Lois began, about everything and I’ve back.”
lounger squeak – when but the next instant hands been so cranky. She left them exchanging
Paula, with yet another came around from behind “But you never quizzical glances and ran
glance at her phone, to cover her eyes. complained a bit.” back to her room.
squinted across at her. “Guess who?” a familar She had wanted to do Now, where had she put
“Aren’t you going to voice said. something special to make it? She hunted through her
phone your mum?” “Mum?” She spun round. it up to her – a sweet wardrobe for the carrier
“I did it earlier.” “I don’t believe it!” thought that made Lois’s bag, then remembered
“Oh.” A laden pause. And there behind her was eyes prick with tears. she’d hidden it in her
“I wonder if it’s sunny in Dad, and they were While she’d been reading suitcase.
Lanzarote – did she say?” grinning. about their bus tour, Paula Yes, there it was.
ON REFLECTION 67

Dashing back along the Paula peered back into


corridors she was giggling the bag.
to herself. Now, if only “Let’s see yours, then.”
Paula would cooperate . . . Lois tugged out the
On
Reflection
She peered round from remaining item.
behind the Christmas tree, It was bright green and
out of her parents’ line of adorned with three
sight but dead in line with gnomes.
Paula. They were basically giant
If she could just catch her white beards with striped
eye . . . legs sticking out the
Paula finally spotted Lois, bottom, striped arms and From the we ignore problems or
beckoning frantically. hands sticking out the gloss over hard issues, but
Paula smiled at her sides. manse window that we face difficult
parents, clearly offered And the finishing touch situations with resilience.
polite excuses, and then – their pointed hats were There is another story of
walked ever so casually wound round with multi-
BY JANICE ROSS a girl, Mary, who was busy
towards the tree. coloured tree lights. about her household tasks

T
“Here!” Lois tugged her Ho Ho Ho! It’s HERE is a story of a when she was visited by an
arm, and they ducked Christmas!, it read. traveller in the Middle angel.
behind it. She had loved it on sight Ages who came “Greetings, you who are
“What on earth?” Paula at the market, and had across a place in France highly favoured! The Lord
began. bought the other in the where a lot of building is with you.”
“Please say yes,” Lois hope, rather than work was going on. Understandably, Mary
broke in, and Paula’s expectation, that she could He stopped to speak to was troubled.
eyebrows shot up. persuade her friend to the stone cutters. After all, I imagine an
“Yes to what?” wear it for Christmas “What are you doing?” angel would bring an
Lois had been clutching dinner. he asked the first man. awesome presence into
the carrier bag out of sight “Cute,” was Paula’s From his reply and his this little home.
behind her back, but now approving comment. general demeanour it was Was this a dream? What
she brought it out and held “Come on,” she urged, obvious that this man was could God want with her?
it open so that Paula could tugging hers on over the unhappy in his work. The angel’s message was
see inside. vest she was wearing. “I am cutting huge explosive.
“To this.” “Your folks will be boulders with the simplest Mary’s initial reaction to
Paula peered in, and wondering where on earth of tools and then lugging the news might have been
then back up at her. we’ve got to.” them over to that spot as different.
“Is that what I think it They were giggling like instructed. “Oh, no, I am not worthy
is?” children as they returned “It’s such a meaningless of this. Don’t you know
Lois nodded, injecting to the table. job and backbreaking in that Leah two doors down
every possible ounce of Mum’s face lit up when this heat. I wish I didn’t is very religious and good.
pleading into the look she she spotted them. have to do it.” “Surely, she would be a
gave her friend. “Oh, you two! Don’t we The second man gave better choice.”
“Please?” all look the part. Time for his answer. Or she might have
A pause, which Lois tried that toast now, I think.” “My job is to work these replied with worry.
to read. Was it yes or no? They raised the glasses boulders into regular “But what will Mum and
“OK. I’m first for the that Dad had filled. shapes as instructed. Dad say, and Joseph?
lucky dip!” “Merry Christmas!” The “It gets repetitive at They will never believe
Paula’s hand dived in, cheer rang out at their times but I have a wife me.”
swirled about and finally table, and was picked up and family at home to But Mary reacted in
emerged clutching a bundle and echoed at the others feed so I just have to get neither of these ways.
of red cotton. around them. on with it.” “I am the Lord’s servant.
She straightened it out Paula leaned over to “And what are you May it be to me as you
and held it up against Lois. doing?” the traveller have said,” she said.
herself. “So much for Christmas asked the third worker. This showed more than a
“Oh, I like this one!” being cancelled,” she This worker responded positive attitude on Mary’s
The T-shirt was bright murmured, then she with shining eyes as he part. It displayed
red, with a jolly gnome grinned. “Thank goodness! pointed to the heavens. remarkable faith that God
stitched on the front This is fab.” “I’m building a was good and trustworthy.
wearing bright clothes. Mum, meanwhile, was cathedral!” Later, Mary would burst
The finishing touch was wiping away tears as she This story powerfully into song with the
the white hairy beard looked round the table at displays how important wonderful words of the
below his button nose. them. attitude is. “Magnificat”.
Santa’s Little Helper, “I know I say it every Attitude has a profound As we hear and reflect
read the logo. year, but I think this really impact on our on the Christmas message,
“How apt!” Lois chortled, is going to be the best performance, how we may our attitude be like
thinking of Paula’s part in Christmas ever.” communicate and how we Mary’s – one of
her mum’s surprise relate to others. thankfulness and faith. ■
appearance. The End. Attitude is one of the
few things over which we
have control in life. Next week:
Love reading? Don’t miss the Daily Serial on Having a positive Andrew Watson finds
our website: www.thepeoplesfriend.co.uk. attitude doesn’t mean that light in the darkness.
68

There are so
many things
you can make
Laura Coventry chats to former bomb clearance
diver Duncan Sharp, who is now the Macramé King!

D
UNCAN SHARP “I happened to mention to source my materials.
is no stranger to I’d been doing stained It was always difficult to
knots. glass, woodwork and, find shops that sold the
Around 40 years during the 1980s, type of rope of beads in the
ago, when he was macramé. 1980s.
in the Navy, he started “Lisa latched on to that. “There’s a much better
practising macramé, a She gave me some T-shirt variety of materials and
knotting technique used in yarn and asked me to twine on Amazon.
textiles. make macramé pot plant “And there are so many
Recently he returned to holders. things you can make with
the craft after joining forces “That led to me doing macramé now, as well as
with a sustainability- more macramé things for pot plant holders, like wall
conscious charity close to the charity.” hangers and even Highland
his heart called R:evolve Duncan is delighted cattle!”
Recycle. about the recent Knot-tying is something
“It started off during resurgence of the ancient Duncan is very competent
Images: R:evolve Recycle, Duncan Sharp.

lockdown when R:evolve art form. at, having served in the


Recycle was producing He’s embraced the Royal Navy, and he draws Duncan at R:evolve Recycle
Christmas-themed face developments in some comparisons between with a macramé piece.
masks,” Duncan explains. technology that have made the two.
“I popped in to buy some his creative hobby more “When I was in the Navy, Signing up at the age of
to send to my son and his accessible. you learn how to tie seventeen as a radio
family in America. “It’s very different to different sorts of knots, and electrical mechanic, he then
“When I was there, I got doing macramé in the that is exactly what qualified as a clearance
chatting to Lisa, who is 1980s. macramé is, a variation of diver for bomb and mine
one of the people behind “I now use YouTube for knots,” he says. disposal.
the project. tutorials, new ideas and “In macramé, they call Only a handful of the
ways to do things slightly them ‘square’ knots but in people on the course
differently,” he says. the Navy (and everywhere completed it.
“During the 1980s and else) they are known as After that, he was often
1990s, I was using books ‘reef’ knots. There are on the frontline of major air
from America to find out crossovers, as we are and sea disasters.
more. dealing with ropes. “An Aer Lingus viscount
“I also use Amazon now “Of course, in terms of crashed in the Irish Sea in
seamanship, the ropes are 1968 or ’69,” Duncan
much bigger! explains.
Duncan joined “The knot at the end of “I was working on the
the Royal Navy the heaving line rope is recovery of that. We had
at seventeen. called a ‘monkey’s fist’. dived into two hundred and
“This type of knot can be fifty feet of seawater on
used in macramé, too, for compressed air, which
making keyrings and meant we suffered from
things,” Duncan adds. nitrogen narcosis.
During his nine years’ “It brought on feelings of
service in the Navy, Duncan drunkenness. It was quite
had a very specialised job. frightening, but there
HOBBIES 69

Bringing “Charm And Light”


To The Charity Project
Duncan dedicates “Recently, a new
his spare time to volunteer was drawn to
R:evolve Recycle where one of his macramé
he passes on skills and pieces and asked ‘Who
teaches the craft to made this, and can they
others. teach me?’ Duncan, of
R:evolve Recycle’s course, said ‘Yes, come
people connector, along next week and I’ll
Nicole Abbate, is bring my stuff’.”
grateful for Duncan’s
can-do attitude and
sparkling personality,
saying he brings
“charm and light” to the
project.
She added, “Duncan
is never stuck because
he knows so much and
can turn his hand to
anything – and he
always wants to learn
more.

As well as macramé,
R:evolve in Lanarkshire
runs other crafting
workshops and “make-do-
and-mend” sessions to
promote sustainable
fashion practices. Duncan is delighted at the
In an effort to prevent renewed interest in the craft.
textiles from going to
landfill, R:evolve Recycle hand-made gifts.
also has a handful of swap Thrift+Gift also
shops, recently launching stocks several of Duncan’s
Thrift+Gift, selling used macramé, stained-glass
high street and vintage and embroidery
clothing, as well as creations. ■

To find out more, visit


were no after-effects. recovery,” he says. www.revolve-recycle.co.uk/thriftandgift.
“I worked on HMS “There was the Chinook
Reclaim, the Navy’s deep that crashed in the North
diving and salvage ship,” Sea and a Bell 212
Duncan continues. helicopter that fell off a
“I would go into the platform, and there were
diving bell and they several others.”
lowered that down. Did diving down to
“I then went outside the air-crash wreckages affect
bell, wearing a drysuit, and him in any way?
we were supplied air by a “In all honesty, you don’t
line.” think about it. You put your
After leaving the Navy own thoughts and feelings
Duncan became a diving aside.
instructor at an underwater “It’s only afterwards that
training school. you start to think about
He also worked as an what happened,” he
offshore diver in the North admits.
Sea for a private company, Today, happily retired
before becoming a Duncan loves to channel
consultant. his energies into his
“During my diving career, creative projects for
I worked on quite a lot of R:evolve Recycle.
helicopter crashes on the He teaches there, too,
commercial side, as a diver and is known as the Duncan’s macramé has
and managing the Macramé King. inspired others to learn.
70

“Miss Woodley, it’s a


pleasure to meet you
again.”
Elizabeth murmured a
suitable reply, encountering
such a pertinent look from
Amy that a sudden
suspicion sprang to mind.
As soon as she could, she
made her escape with her
sister.
“Please tell me that this
situation is none of your
doing!” Elizabeth said.
Amy affected an innocent
expression.
“Really, Eliza. I don’t
know what you mean.”
Elizabeth drew in a
frustrated breath.
As she adored her sister,
she begrudged her neither
her prettier face nor her
Set in the perkiness.
But Amy’s bad habit of

Charades
Regency believing she could achieve
whatever she wanted in
period life, including a brilliant
marriage for Elizabeth, had
been heading them straight
for trouble for some time.

By Candlelight
“That had better be
true,” Elizabeth warned.

* * * *
In her thick patten shoes,
Elizabeth hurried along the
lane to the main road,
keeping to grass verges to
avoid the more slippery
Eliza did not want to carriage is fixed. frost-silvered tracks.
entertain Augustus Lanyon, “We’re so sorry for the
inconvenience.”
She cast an anxious look
up at the heavy grey skies,
but there was no other option . . . “Nonsense – you’re very
welcome.” Mrs Woodley
then stopped short at sight
of Augustus Lanyon pacing
drew Lady Lanyon closer to the mouth of the copsed
BY H. JOHNSON-MACK the fire. “’Tis an age since tunnel, where scuffmarks

E
we saw each other, so we revealed this to be the
LIZA, quick! You inhospitable midwinter can take the opportunity to place of their accident.
won’t believe who’s roads would be to catch up on news. He glanced up, his wide
coming down the celebrate Christmas two “Is tea all right for you, eyes revealing he was just
drive!” days hence. The Woodleys sir, or would you prefer as surprised by her
Miss Elizabeth weren’t expecting guests. something stronger?” appearance.
Woodley, darning in hand, Amy shrugged. Her son, Augustus “Ah, Miss Woodley,” he
stood to peer out of “You know their cousins Lanyon, was propped muttered. “What brings you
Middleham Manor’s long live nearby. Perhaps they against the mantelpiece. out here?”
drawing-room window. met with an accident “Tea is fine, madam.” “I was about to ask you
The skeletal fingers of heading for their estates.” Elizabeth studied him the same thing,” she said.
sleeping trees flanking the And so it proved, as Lady surreptitiously. “I was wondering if
avenue looked like soldiers Lanyon presently explained She’d always found Judson had found someone
standing to attention. to Mrs Woodley. something incongruous to clear the carriage.”
There was a small group “We had the most about Mr Lanyon’s very “It looked as though you
of cloaked figures trailing provoking mishap to our broad shoulders and those were examining the road.”
along underneath. carriage on our way to stay affected ways he displayed. Elizabeth’s breath caught
“That’s the Lanyons,” she with family,” the lady said. He might be one of the as Augustus met her gaze,
Illustration by David Young.

observed, turning to her “The horses got spooked most eligible men in his dark eyes impenetrable.
younger sister with arched – heaven knows why. society, but naught could Then he smiled slowly.
brows. “Why on earth “We’ve sent our driver for more quickly wrinkle her “Whyever would I need to
would they turn up here?” assistance but with this nose than foppishness. do that?” he said.
The only reason any awful weather, I’m afraid As if he felt her gaze, he Inwardly cursing Amy for
member of the gentry we must trespass on your turned toward her, quizzing whatever game she’d been
would be travelling on the hospitality until the glass raised to one eye. playing, Elizabeth managed
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to match his polite remarks Lady Lanyon had brought did you guess?” Elizabeth and Amy had
about the countryside as back her laughter. “The way you walked fashioned character masks,
they returned to the house, Mrs Woodley prompted when you believed no-one then indulged in a winter
feeling as though they were her eldest daughter to was looking,” Elizabeth walk to deliver these.
deliberating avoiding a begin the festive parlour began. “Your searching for Now they stood arrayed
particular subject. games they’d planned. answers to what any in glittering jewel-masks
The threatened snow Elizabeth complied, lifting average person would take and candlestick gowns as
began to fall just as they up her fan where the first for a winter accident . . .” Queen of the Revels and
re-entered Middleham. of the charades the group His smile was lopsided. her daughters, greeting
“We may have to had to guess was printed. “I never meant to mock their guests on this crisp
trespass on your kindness “My first, I trust you are,” you,” he murmured. “When winter’s night.
a little longer,” Augustus she intoned. you play a part for long Elizabeth heard the
observed drily, following “My second, I can see enough, it becomes habit.” clatter of carriage wheels
her gaze to the flakes now you are, and my whole, I “Just how many of those sound down the drive.
tumbling from the skies. can assure you, you are.” charades did you know “It’s the Lanyons!” her
Having checked that her “It is ‘Welcome’!” Lady before we did?” she asked. mama exclaimed.
mama and Lady Lanyon Lanyon proclaimed. His expanding smile Elizabeth watched as
were still content in each Elizabeth applauded confirmed her suspicions. Lady Lanyon and her son
other’s company, Elizabeth along with the rest, one eye
followed the sound of a on Augustus lounging by
hymn being vigorously the mantelpiece. “Can I trust you to keep my
played on the gallery piano. He failed to answer any
She paused to watch her of the following charades. secret?” he asked
sister’s fingers dance When his turn came to
across the instrument. act one, his performance “I enjoyed this evening stepped from their coach.
“Back from your walk, was just all theatrics. more than I have done The sight of Augustus
love?” Amy finished playing The evening ended on a anything for a long time,” surveying them through
and beamed at Elizabeth. toast with golden sherry. he said. “I believe you’re that hideous quizzing glass
“It’s now snowing, and Mrs Woodley and Lady intelligent enough to know made her heart sink.
fairly heavily,” Elizabeth Lanyon went up to bed that it wasn’t because of Then, as the others
said, “so it’s likely that the arm-in-arm, with Amy the charades.” turned away, he caught her
Lanyons will have to stay trailing behind them. He held out a hand eye and sent her a wink.
overnight, at least.” Picking up her candle, again, and when she She sighed in relief,
Amy clasped her hands Elizabeth prepared to slipped hers into it, he bent accepting his arm into the
together in delight. follow them. to brush his mouth across parlour.
“Then you have the ideal “One moment.” Augustus her skin. After games and wine,
opportunity to show off the barred the doorway. “Do “Can I trust you to keep the Reverend’s sister sat at
real Elizabeth!” you not care for Christmas my secret?” he asked. the gallery piano and the
“To the foppish Augustus festivities, or is it my She raised her fan to her party prepared for dancing.
Lanyon?” Elizabeth asked. presence you object to?” face, lowering her lashes Elizabeth joined hands
“Appearances can be “Very well.” Elizabeth coquettishly. with the vicar for a country
deceptive,” Amy said. “And smoothed her skirts then “What secret?” she said. dance, then Augustus
sometimes you have to met his dark, questioning asked her for the next.
make things happen.” gaze. “I do like charades, * * * * When he’d stepped on
“I am happy for life to sir, but parlour ones, not a By the following her toes and flamboyantly
take its own path in its own faked personality. afternoon, the Woodleys apologised, she decided
time,” Elizabeth retorted. “I do not pretend to know were watching the she needed some air.
“Though I love you for why a man of your stature departure of their guests He insisted on escorting
worrying about me.” would wish to be taken for from the drawing-room her on to the balcony and
Middleham had a festive a fool, but I do not window. fetched her shawl.
feel that night. appreciate your mockery of “The roads are still pretty “I’ve been thinking,” he
The household responded my family in our home.” dangerous,” Amy said. said as he joined her, “this
to the presence of guests Eyes widening, he “They could have stayed for charade is becoming
with plum pudding served reached out a hand to her at least another day.” dangerous, so it must end.”
at dinner and garlands before letting it fall. Elizabeth hid a smile. “You’ll brave those
draped downstairs. “Have you ever hunted, It might be wishful matchmakers?” she asked.
Elizabeth smiled at the Miss Woodley?” he asked thinking, but the look “I hope I will not have
happiness in her family’s after a moment. It’s a sport Augustus had shot at her to.” He turned her to face
faces, reflected in the I do not indulge in, having behind his quizzing glass him. “Marry me,
firelight and candles experienced something before they left had hinted Elizabeth.”
warming the parlour. similar since my first that last night was the “On one condition, Mr
She might abhor the London season. beginning of something. Lanyon,” she said. “That,
method in which the “Even fools and with me, you are never
Lanyons had come here, macaronis, if they have * * * * anything but your true,
but it was lovely to see her funds or a title, are They spent a quiet but wonderful self.”
mother enjoying herself. mercilessly pursued by cosy Christmas surrounded His smile warmed her
Since her father’s death, matchmaking mamas or by candlelight, good food down to her toes.
Mrs Woodley was reluctant desperate daughters. and soft laughter. “With pleasure,” he
to spend time in London “Imagine how much For Twelfth Night, Mrs replied. “But I have a
without a male chaperone, worse it would be for a Woodley invited the local condition, too.
denying herself the former man with any sign of Reverend and squire’s “From now on, call me
joy she found in society. intelligence. Tell me, how families to Middleham. Gus.” ■
72

Interesting things
are often risky
From Royal Mail to Royal Mint – John Wright speaks
to artist David Gentleman about his career.

T
HERE is a sweet crack in the pavement by One of David’s evocative
straightforwardness now! scenes of London.
about the way “I think Camden Town is
David Gentleman interesting in itself and it’s
draws. very varied, but it’s got the
At first glance, the canal as well,” he explains.
locations captured in his “The canal is lovely and
highly accurate artworks the walk to Regent’s Park
are instantly recogniseable. and Primrose Hill.”
But then the viewer will The scale of his work is
spot something evocative: surprising, too – from
a building’s faded glory, a postage stamps to his
child skipping ahead of 1978 mural at Charing
their parents, the bright Cross Station on the
sky of a different country. London Underground.
They’re evocative, “It’s still there and it’s
perfectly capturing the also in pretty good nick,”
mood of the scene. he explains.
David is a talented “When I did it, I said to
observer, translating all the London Transport, ‘I’m not
subtleties and humour of sure that this thing isn’t
everyday life into his work. going to be obliterated by
At ninety-three, David is graffiti in the first
still drawing. weekend.’” They also screen-printed
He has lived on the same But they reassured him. several spare copies.
street of London’s Camden “Our principle at London “But nothing’s ever
Town with his wife Sue Transport is to treat the happened,” David adds.
since 1955. public with respect and David is famous for his
“I’m drawing the Crescent they’ll respect you back,” watercolour, lithography
and my surroundings here they told him. and wood engraving.
continually,” David says. “But we’ll lay on barrels Producing some 20
He must know every of solvent just in case!” books of his own and He drew a train
illustrating 37 by others, station in India.
he was also the Post
Office’s most prolific stamp
designer and created coins their working life.
for the Royal Mint, as well “They trained as painters
as posters and logos for and, in Glasgow, my dad
industry and public bodies. had been able to support
David grew up with his himself by painting and
parents and a brother in doing some cartooning
Hertford. after World War I, in which
“My father rented a he was wounded.”
slightly secluded house David studied at the
with a very big garden and Royal College of Art, spent
a river on one side,” he another two years there as
remembers, “and so it was a junior tutor, then
Images: Shutterstock.

an ideal place to grow up. immediately became a


David’s amazing “My parents were both full-time freelance artist.
work can be artists. They were “I made a sufficient living
appreciated by Glaswegians and went on straight away,” he says.
everyone. with jobs for the rest of “I did work for magazines,
The mood in his REAL LIFE 73
drawings can be
felt by viewers.

David was very


inspired by the
Island of Nauru.

The Magical
Family Escape
David’s commissions
have taken him
everywhere travelling
solo, until one tropical
paradise in the 1970s
got him thinking.
“The furthest I’ve
been was to the tiny
mid-Pacific island of
Nauru,” he says. “I
went to design stamps
for their government.
“I planned for a
fortnight but found
the place so
fascinating, knowing
they were paying me
well enough, I got my
wife and children to
join me for a month:
lovely snorkelling,
warm water, staying in
their hotel fifty yards
from the beach.”
The stunning reef
painted a mural, which was
also of a fishing boat, for with its coral shapes
them in the café. inspired even more
“But I was absolutely out watercolours.
of money by the time I was And he remembered
waiting, ten weeks later, on to do the stamps!
the quayside for the boat
home.”
David’s mural at the David’s work has been in “And particularly in the
station still remains. steady demand since the Eighties and Nineties, I
mid-1950s. started doing my own
“The floodgates at the books – the most recent,
some advertising . . . job at the college paid four Post Office were suddenly called ‘My Town’, being one
“My first big commission hundred pounds a year.” opened when they became about London.”
was from Joe Lyons of But he does know the more adventurous than David has some advice
Lyons’ Corner Houses. feeling of sailing a little they had been,” he for anyone considering a
“In the early Fifties they close to the wind. explains. career in the arts.
published a lot of “In the first long summer “I did one hundred and “It’s not something you
lithographs, which they holiday from the college I three stamps for them.” can count on, but it’s very
commissioned to hang up went off on my own to David’s career has interesting to do,” he says.
in all their cafés.” Brittany, with the money certainly been very varied. “I can say that interesting
David’s first commission I’d saved from National “I’ve made my living out things are often risky.”
came in 1953 – a painting Service,” David reminisces. of an unusual mixture of Luckily for the rest of us,
of a red fishing boat for “I stayed there in a café things. he took his own advice! ■
which he was paid £250, in the small town of
an extraordinary £7,400 Lannion, where they gave
in today’s money. me a room. David Gentleman is represented by Patrick Bourne &
“I was pretty lucky,” he “I liked it so much I asked Co., London. Available work can be viewed on their
says, “considering that the to stay a bit longer and website at www.patrickbourne.com.
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A Wonderful Idea
Jean and I couldn’t help but be inspired when we a tissue from her pocket.
By the time the adult
watched this festive classic . . . George was persuaded that
his existence had, in fact,
BY EIRIN THOMPSON made a huge difference and

I
touched the lives of many
T’S A Wonderful Life’ is said. “It’s Frank Capra, for I added. others, both of us were
on TV this morning,” I goodness’ sake.” “Throw in a glass of your sobbing and wiping our
mentioned to Jean. “Well, you watch it and I’ll spiced apple juice and I’m noses.
We were washing up our read a book.” on board,” Jean said. “And “You were right,
mugs in my kitchen. “Oh, Jean, no. Don’t say I get to pick what we do in Maureen,” Jean spluttered.
“Which one’s that?” Jean that. How long is it since the afternoon.” “It is the greatest
enquired, hanging the clean you’ve seen it?” Christmas film ever.”
mugs on to my mug tree. Jean put her head on one * * * * “I know,” I managed
“Which one’s that?” I side and twisted her mouth For someone who between sobs. “I’m so
echoed incredulously. the way she does when claimed she wasn’t happy you liked it.”
“It’s only the ultimate she’s trying to concentrate. interested, Jean did a very Even heightened emotion
Christmas movie! “I’m not sure I’ve ever good impression of an avid doesn’t put Jean and me
“James Stewart feels his actually seen the whole viewer. off our grub.
life has been a big waste so thing,” she admitted, When a young George After the credits rolled,
he throws himself into the hanging up her tea towel. Bailey saved his brother we were soon back in the
river on Christmas Eve. “Well, then!” I exclaimed. from drowning, Jean kitchen, poking through the
“Then he is rescued by “Now’s your chance. leaned forward in her seat, fridge for something for
Clarence Odbody – an “Trust me. I know you’re all agog. lunch.
Illustration by Ruth Blair.

angel who’s trying to earn going to love it.” And when the errand boy “How about a
his wings. Remember?” Jean continued to look George bravely challenged ploughman’s?” I suggested.
“Oh,” Jean said. “That unconvinced. troubled pharmacist, Mr “I have plenty of cheese
film. It’s a bit long, isn’t it?” “We can tuck into the Gower, in order to prevent and a new jar of pickle.”
“A bit long? It’s the posh crisps? It’s only a an accidental poisoning, I “Sounds good, Maureen,”
perfect length, Jean,” I few days until Christmas,” saw her surreptitiously slip Jean said. “Simple food is
SHORT STORY 77

just the ticket, since we’ll beaded rattle, but it “Me, too.” children out here with us,
be over-eating very soon. couldn’t quite settle and We helped the dad so you can have a bit of
“I’ll put the kettle on and was grizzling softly. unload the buggy, which he privacy . . .” I began.
make a pot of tea to go “First we have to find a opened up with a practised “That sounds like a timely
with it. home,” the mum said. touch. offer. There’s CCTV of the
“After lunch, shall we Had Jean overheard this Then the mum strapped waiting area in my office,”
catch a bus into town? remark, too? in the baby and the dad the older woman added,
“I don’t actually need I looked at her. She pushed, while she took the “so you can see them for
anything, but I quite like raised her eyebrows. two other children by their yourselves the whole time.”
being part of the hustle The mum’s phone rang, hands. “Thanks,” Cath said, with
and bustle at this time of then. “Where is the advice a more genuine smile this
year.” “You have to answer it, centre?” Jean asked me. time. She handed me the
“Sure,” I said. “Why not?” Mummy,” the young child “If it’s the one I’m baby. “That would be
said. “It might be thinking of, then George great.”
* * * * important.” Street,” I replied. Jean hunkered down
The bus had lots of The mum wriggled about The family seemed to be beside the little boy and
passengers, but Jean and I in her seat and managed to setting off in that direction. girl at the drawing table.
managed to find a double free her phone from her Jean and I followed at a “I’m Jean and this is my
seat about halfway down. bag.
Jean sat by the window “Emma,” she said. “Long
and drew a Christmas tree time, no see. Jean and I exchanged another,
in the condensation on the “Look, I’m on the bus
window. right now. Is it urgent?” more worried, look
At the stop after ours, a There was a pause, then
young family boarded. she continued. discreet distance. best friend, Maureen,” she
The dad was trying to “We had to sell the car,” The advice centre waiting told them, as I jiggled the
manage two small children she said. “Adam lost his area had paper and baby on my knee and blew
and a folded buggy, and job – the firm went bust. crayons, which the walking softly on its downy hair.
the mum was carrying a “We thought the cash children fell upon “What are your names?”
baby. from the car would fund immediately. “I’m called Nancy,” the
They struggled to keep the mortgage payments “I’m going to draw little girl replied. “And he’s
their balance as the bus until he got a new position, Santa,” the bigger of the Barney. He’s my brother.”
pulled away, but no-one did but it didn’t happen. two said. “And is the baby your
a thing to help them. “So now it’s three days “Daddy, where will Santa sister?” Jean asked.
Jean and I exchanged a until Christmas and we’re bring our presents?” she “Yes,” Nancy confirmed.
look, then a nod. homeless.” added. “She’s Abigail.”
“Excuse me,” I said to the Jean and I exchanged “I don’t know yet,” their “You all have lovely
mum. “Would you and your another, more worried, father admitted. “But that’s names,” Jean said
little ones like to sit down?” look. what we’re here to find admiringly.
“Oh, but we couldn’t!” the “Mum would put us up if out.” “Santa’s bringing me a
young woman replied. she could,” the woman “I don’t mean to poke my baby doll for Christmas,”
She was unable to added, “but she’s in a nose in,” Jean began. Nancy said.
disguise a look that bungalow with one This was utterly untrue, “How lovely,” Jean
suggested we were much bedroom and a tiny as poking her nose in is replied.
too old to sacrifice our sitting-room – she can’t pretty much Jean’s She glanced at me as if to
seating. take five of us. favourite pastime. ask if I thought Santa
“Don’t worry about us,” “I know you would, “But do I gather you’re would manage that for this
Jean instructed her. “We Emma, but you and Bill are stuck for somewhere to child this year.
might not be in the first in a one-bedroom stay at the minute?” I acknowledged her
flush of youth, but we swim apartment. “That’s putting it mildly,” communication with a long
and do Pilates – we can “It wouldn’t work for the dad said with a sad blink.
certainly stand for a few more than ten minutes. smile. “You think you have “And Barney’s getting a
stops.” “We’re going to the it all – a nice house, a swing,” the little girl added.
The mum looked like she advice centre in town to decent car, food on the A swing? How on earth
really wanted to sit, but see if they can do anything table, but all it takes is a was this unfortunate young
still felt unable to accept an for us.” bit of bad luck and before family going to run to a
offer from such oldies. Well, that sounded like you know it you’re swing, never mind get it
Then someone rang the the right approach. destitute.” home on the bus?
bell and a few people rose A young family turfed out “We’re not destitute, Should I say something?
to their feet to disembark. of their home less than a Adam,” the woman said “You know, Nancy,” I
“Problem solved,” Jean week before Christmas with a forced smile. “We’re started, “sometimes Santa
said with a smile. “Now were bound to be a just between homes. We’ll doesn’t bring exactly what
there’s room for everyone.” priority. find something.” we ask for.
The mum, the baby and “We are going to follow At that moment, an older “Sometimes it’s a
one of the little children sat them, aren’t we?” Jean woman stepped out from surprise, instead – but
on the seats immediately in asked as we got off the bus behind a heavy, closed surprises can be lovely.”
front of us. in the town centre. door. Jean glared at me.
“When are we going “I was hoping you’d say “Mr and Mrs Hamilton?” “I’m sure Santa won’t
home?” the little child that,” I answered. “That’s us,” Adam said, disappoint any of you,”
asked fractiously. “I just need to know that standing up. “I’m Adam Jean insisted. “I’m quite,
The mum was trying to they’ve got somewhere to and this is Cath.” quite sure.”
entertain the baby with a lay their heads tonight.” “If you want to leave the We sat with the children
78

for a good half hour. room for when my young Jean’s bungalow.” the table or on our knees?”
Jean taught Nancy how relatives come to stay.” “But it’s your holiday I asked.
to write a capital N, so she I had to hand it to home,” Jean offered. “Oh, on our knees,
could initial her pictures. Jean – when moved by “You’re going to spend please,” Jean answered.
She sang “Row, Row, someone else’s plight she Christmas here before you We sat side by side on
Row Your Boat” with didn’t do half-measures! move to your very own new the sofa with our lap trays,
Barney and then sat back house.” listening to the Christmas
for a breather while the * * * * She turned to Adam. music on that light classical
two siblings played On the bus to Jean’s, I “Forgive me for asking, channel we both enjoy.
together. sat beside Cath, who again but do you have money for “Do you think I’m off my
Little Abigail fell soundly had baby Abigail on her food?” rocker, handing over my
asleep against my chest. knee. “There’s nothing to home to complete
I wiggled my scarf into “Just by the way,” I forgive,” he said. “It’s a fair strangers?” Jean asked.
place in case she dribbled murmured. “While you enough question. I took a moment to think.
on my good red woollen were having your interview, “But yes, we’re not “No,” I said. “I think
duffel coat. there was some talk about completely broke. We’ll be you’re very much on your
Eventually, the Hamilton what might be on the way able to buy a turkey and all rocker.
parents emerged from their from Santa in a few days. the trimmings.” “It was a very kind and
meeting. “Are those expectations “Oh, good,” Jean replied. generous thing to do and
They thanked the woman going to be a problem?” “But do let us know if entirely in the spirit of
whose office it was, but Cath broke into a broad there’s anything you’re Christmas.”
they looked far from happy. grin. short of. “I couldn’t let them stay
“Have they found you “Fortunately not,” she “Christmas is not a time in a hostel over the
somewhere?” Jean asked. said. “We’ve been paying to be frugal.” holidays,” Jean
“Yes and no,” Adam into a Christmas club at the Before we left, Jean commented. “I’m sure the
answered. toy shop since the summer, insisted on making staff there do their very
“There’s going to be a so that’s all taken care of. everyone mugs of hot best, in difficult
house available and it’s “We had a slight blip chocolate with circumstances.
even within walking when Nancy changed her marshmallows. “But those little children
distance of a primary mind and said she wanted When they had finished, needed somewhere soft
school, which is great,” a doll’s-house instead of a Nancy climbed up beside and reassuring after having
Cath began. “It has three baby doll, but we managed Jean on the sofa and took to leave their family home.”
bedrooms and a little to convince her that a baby her hand. “Well, your bungalow is
garden.” doll would be more fun and “I love your house,” she certainly that,” I said.
“Unfortunately, we can’t could sleep in her bed with said softly. “Do you really think so?”
get the keys until the sixth her.” “Thank you,” Jean Jean asked.
of January,” Adam finished. Cath suddenly looked responded. “Of course. I mean, the
“So you have nowhere to alarmed. “And I love you,” Nancy number of pillows you put
sleep tonight,” I observed. “Oh, it’s just occurred to added. on the beds is a bit over
“There is a hostel . . .” me – does Jean even have the top, and I don’t hold
Cath said. a garden where we can * * * * with the fabric orchid in the
“But you don’t fancy it,” pitch the swing?” It was dark by the time lavatory, but all in all your
Jean surmised. “Well, I “Fear not,” I said. “Jean we caught another bus bungalow is a warm,
think we have the answer, has a nice, flat piece of back to my place. homely environment.
if you’re willing. lawn at the back of her “It’s getting chilly,” Jean “It’s just perfect for a
“The five of you can stay bungalow – it’ll be perfect. observed as we hurried family Christmas.”
at my place until your new “I guess you’ll have to home along the footpath. “You never said you
house is ready – I can stay keep the blinds closed at “It’s Christmas. It’s meant didn’t like my orchid.”
with Maureen. the rear of the house on to be cold,” I replied. “You never asked,” I said.
“She has plenty of room.” Christmas Eve afternoon, if “All the same, I’m glad “And by the way, Shrimp, it
Cath and Barney’s jaws you want to assemble the the heating’s on a timer – hasn’t escaped my notice
dropped. swing in daylight. the place should be nice that your grand act of
“You’re offering us your “Jean has a very helpful and cosy for us when we altruism followed closely on
home?” Barney checked. and useful neighbour called get there.” the heels of watching ‘It’s A
“But you don’t even know Jimmy, who would be glad “I hope you have some Wonderful Life’.
us.” to lend a hand.” soup in,” Jean added. “It’s “Do you think I didn’t
“Maybe not you a soup kind of night.” twig that you, like George
specifically,” Jean said, “but * * * * “I didn’t leave any out of Bailey, want to know you’ve
I know people, and I feel Jean and I made up all the freezer, but there’s made a positive difference
quite sure I can trust you. her beds with fresh linen always tinned.” to others during your time
“Come on, let’s go now and set out towels and a “Cream of tomato?” on earth?”
before it gets dark. hair-dryer, and sheets and “Certainly.” “Do you think I was trying
“We can all travel cellular blankets for the “With soft white bread?” to be like George Bailey?”
together on the bus and I’ll travel cot. “What else?” Jean asked.
give you the tour of my Nancy and Barney sat up We made it home, “I do.”
place, pack a few things on the sofa watching dropped our bags and “Oh, Maureen. You don’t
and leave you to it. television while baby peeled off our outdoor have all the answers,” Jean
“Don’t get too excited – Abigail chewed on a rusk. things. told me. “I wasn’t trying to
it’s only a semi-detached “Do we live here now?” I warmed the soup and be like George.
bungalow, but it’s Nancy asked, looking up. Jean sliced the bread and “I was trying to be like
comfortable, and I have a “No!” her mum buttered it. Clarence Odbody – I was
travel cot in the spare exclaimed. “This is “Do you want to eat it at trying to earn my wings!” ■
REAL LIFE 79
Annabel Thomas is
promoting sustainable The distillery is located on
whisky-making. Annabel’s parents’ Highland farm.

Find out
more about
Nc’nean on
their website,
ncnean.com.

She was the Nc’nean suggest drinking


their whisky with soda.

queen of spirits brand looks, or the fact we


suggest drinking it with
soda – we put a recipe for
that on the side of each
bottle – for those that
don’t want to drink it neat.
Daniella Theis hears how whisky company founder “That messaging is
Annabel Thomas hopes to shake up the industry. important.”
As a woman at the helm

S
of a whisky company – an
COTLAND’S because I didn’t see anyone spirits industry to use industry sometimes
national drink is else do it.” 100% recycled glass. perceived as predominantly
steeped in history. According to the founder, Their distillery is powered male – Annabel hopes to
People think they the name Nc’nean is an by 100% renewable change this thinking.
know whisky: how abbreviation of the Gaelic energy, they only use “It wasn’t something on
to make it, how to market goddess Neachneohain. organic Scottish barley in my mind in the early years.
it and who the drink is for. “She was the queen of their products and they “It was more by-the-by
That is what Annabel spirits and a fierce have also created 11 jobs that I was a woman,” she
Thomas, founder of protector of nature. for locals in the remote adds. “But I’ve come to
Nc’nean, a distillery near “Strong and independent, area the distillery is in. realise that I have the
Lochaline, hopes to change. she was never afraid to This autumn, the opportunity to make a
Nc’nean has only been walk her own path. company launched a new positive change by talking
selling whisky since 2020, “We just thought that so drink as part of their about it.
but Annabel’s vision neatly summed up what Quiet Rebels range, “I have been asked things
started over 10 years ago. we’re trying to do.” celebrating each employee. like, ‘do you even like
In part, she was inspired Annabel’s vision slowly This year, they created a whisky?’ or ‘do you do this
by her links to the west became reality through whisky to the flavour and with your husband?’
Images: Nc’nean and Andy Bate, The Angels’ Share.

coast through her parents’ years of fund-raising, character of distillery “Would you ask me that if
Highland farm that is the building, and – eventually manager Gordon. I was male? That shouldn’t
location of the distillery. – making whisky. Aside from promoting happen.
Another was trying to be Despite the challenges, sustainable whisky-making “That needs to change
the change she wanted to the drink gained popularity and celebrating its people, everywhere.
see in the industry. quickly and Nc’nean has the brand’s mission is to “We run Women’s Whisky
“There is a lot of focus on been quietly revolutionising open the drink up to new Week every year, which is
tradition, which is great,” the industry since. audiences and change an opportunity for two or
Annabel explains. “It’s all about putting perceptions of the industry. three women to come and
“But there’s also room for people, planet and profit “We’re trying to make spend a week at the
companies to think more on an equal footing,” the sure that whisky is still here distillery.
future-facing. founder adds. in one hundred years’ time. “It’s to help change their
“That is what I felt the Nc’nean were the first “Whether that be minds, but also other
need to do; I guess in part organisation in the UK adapting the way our people’s minds.” ■
80

A Slice Of

British
Life

Daniella Theis talks to author


Andrew Baker about his new
book in which he shares his love
Andrew Baker.
for our nation’s favourite treat.

A
NDREW Baker Battenberg cake came about our beloved treats.
professes about and I had no idea. “One way of going about
himself to be a “When I was home, I it could have just been
lifelong cake started looking at it and fell looking up all the history of
lover. down my research hole.” each cake,” Andrew
“I think everyone likes He found out more about explains.
cake,” he says. “I have the humble slice than he “With the internet, that is
always loved it. expected. not hard these days.
“It has always been a big “When it comes to the “I could have ordered an
part of my life.” story of Battenberg cake, example of each to come to
But like many good there’s a lot to it. my house, and sit there cake I was talking about.
about ”
ideas, the journey to his “I got quite excited by with a fork and eat it. This “quest” sometimes
new book, “Cake: A Slice that and thought, ‘Hold on “But that, to me, didn’t was straightforward –
Of British Life”, was not as – if this is the case with seem enough. when Andrew decided to
straightforward as that. Battenberg cake, then what “I wanted it to be a kind write about Dundee cake,
Instead, it came about about all the other cakes? of quest, which maybe is a he found himself on the
Images: Shutterstock, Alamy, Geoff Pugh.

when the author – who is ‘They must have a story’. ridiculously romantic notion way to Dundee.
also a journalist and “I realised once I started for a book about cake. When writing about
commissioning editor of thinking about it that there “I wanted to find the Eccles cake – a pastry filled
“The Daily Telegraph” – was a lot of material here. ‘true’ slice of each cake that with dried fruits from
was sitting in a fancy “I spoke with I was writing about; made Lancashire – he visited the
London café, enjoying his HarperCollins and I in the right way, made by area, met people and
treasured treat alongside a suggested there might be a the right people and made spoke to them.
cup of tea. book in this, and they for the right occasion. Yet, for other cakes,
“I was having a slice of agreed.” “In every case, I wanted finding the best location
Battenberg cake,” he says. The book is more than to eat it in the location that was less straightforward.
“I started wondering how just research and fun facts was appropriate to the Victoria sponge, named
BOOKS 81
Andrew was inspired
to write his book whilst
eating Battenberg cake.

There’s a great tale behind every


cake – even one featuring King
Alfred and an angry farmer’s wife!

farmer’s wife “I realised I would have author continues, “I would


asked Alfred to put my coat through remember things.
to keep an that machine and that was “Not just the taste and
eye on the a bit worrying. smell. Once you remember
cakes and “I was thinking that, if the cake, the rest of the
don’t let they thought it was some scene begins to take shape
them burn. kind of explosive, I’d be around you.
“But taken away by the guards “It reveals more stuff
Alfred was and put into a dungeon, than you even think you
so tired never to see my family could remember.”
from the again. Andrew hopes that the
battle, and “But it didn’t happen that book will impact readers.
the cakes way. It was OK.” “I think it will inspire a lot
burnt. Aside from Andrew’s of old memories,” he says.
“The farmer’s unwavering dedication to “It might not change
wife was furious and the cause and these anybody’s life, but I hope it
threw him out the house. accompanying anecdotes, will make people feel
“So I got similar cakes to another key aspect of the good.” ■
those eaten in Anglo-Saxon book, according to him,
England, and I took them was discovering and
to a recreation of an detailing cake’s power to
Anglo-Saxon farm with an trigger memories.
open fire. It brought back the past
“I put them on the fire, not just personally, but for
and they burnt. I ate them others he shared his book
Fridge cake was – they were disgusting. idea and journey with.
supposedly Queen “These slightly stupid “Taste seems to be like a
Elizabeth’s favourite.
experiments took me to magic key to the memory,”
the right kind of places with the author explains.
the right kind of cake in the “For instance, my mother
after Queen Victoria, has right kind of situation.” is ninety-nine years old.
no clear geographical Andrew laughs strongly “When I talk to her, she
origin. when recalling the tale of doesn’t always remember
Andrew ended up visiting smuggling a bit of Fridge very well what happened
the Queen’s favourite cake – supposedly the yesterday, but when I talk
holiday home: Osborne late Queen Elizabeth’s to her about cakes, she
House on the Isle of Wight. favourite – into Windsor remembers the cakes that
For others, he had to get Castle’s throne room. her mother used to make
even more creative. “Windsor Castle, like all in the 1920s – nearly one
“It wasn’t always easy,” Royal residences, has a lot hundred years ago.
Andrew says. “The first of security,” he explains. “The taste and the smells
cake in the book is linked “It is a bit like an airport associated with the cake “Cake: A Slice Of British
to King Alfred. where you have to go triggered those memories Life” is out now and
“Legend goes he was through an x-ray machine, for her. available across most
resting at the household of and I had a slice of cake in “When I was thinking of major bookstores.
a pig farmer, and the the pocket of my coat. my own childhood,” the Priced at £16.99.
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NATURE 83

A Breath Of Renowned
nature writer
Polly Pullar takes
a lighthearted
look at rural life.

I
T’S rare now to have She was concerned that it the power going back on?”
power cuts, though that might only be their house, Margaret asked.
might change in future. seems to be increasingly as the lines were dangling “Well, Mrs Raeburn, I am
However, when they rare, but when it does low over their garden sorry to tell you that due to
happen, due to most come, it is heavy and weighed down with snow. unforeseen circumstances,
houses being dominated by causes endless problems. The power was off for it will be off for another
electricity, we are all In the winter of 2009, we days, and she kept ringing four days,” I replied.
ill-prepared. had a substantial fall in the up the electricity company Poor Margaret was livid
Iomhair and I grew up in lead-up to Christmas and it to find out what progress and not too polite in her
places where power cuts caused major issues, such there was, and then ringing response.
were commonplace and as long power cuts. me to report on it. “I am very sorry, but we
often went on for days. At that time, we had a However, Iomhair and I are offering compensation,”
Though our house is all great deal of fun with our were secretly enjoying it. I said.
electric, we have a large neighbours and their little
double camping gas ring
and a cupboard full of
girl, Emma, who used to
love coming to see our
There was a camaraderie and
candles, and we are baby hedgehogs. everyone had time to chat
fortunate to have two We often had them round
wood-burning stoves and a or called in there, which led The power cut did make “What sort? We are
shed full of wood. to impromptu parties. life difficult, but Iomhair freezing cold here.”
This means that if the Margaret is someone was also enjoying going “Mrs Raeburn, we will be
weather is terrible, we can who I love to bits, and she around the village and supplying free hot-water
still keep the house warm. soon became a close friend. making sure everyone bottles.”
Secretly, I quite enjoy She regularly helped me could cope and keep warm. There was a long silence.
power cuts. feed orphan wildlife, or let There was a camaraderie “Hot-water bottles! What
They make everything out dogs if we had to be and everyone had time to on Earth use are they?” she
grind to a halt: no screens, away for the day. chat, often around a candle asked.
no computer, and life slows Though I still see her, it’s as it was dark by late Well, that is a polite
for a while. not the same since they afternoon. version of what she said.
However, it is dire in moved away. I miss However, Margaret was “Polly, is that you?” she
towns and cities because Margaret and all the fun. getting angry about it and added after a pause.
all shops need power. When we had a power cut doing a fair amount of What a giggle we had!
We have become so following heavy snow and grumbling and ringing, That afternoon, the
dependent. plummeting temperatures, making me think of a power did come back on,
With fast-advancing Margaret rang to ask if our practical joke. but by that time I had
climate change, snow electricity was cut off, too. I love practical jokes and, called round and Margaret
as Margaret also has one had opened a bottle of
Having a cupboard full of the best senses of home-made damson gin.
of candles keeps the humour I know, I thought it “Let’s just have a wee
atmosphere cosy. would make us laugh. nip,” Margaret said and,
She played into my hands because it was so delicious,
as she called to say that one nip led to another.
she had rung the Hydro After all, it was nearly
Board, and they had said it Christmas.
would be back on soon. It was odd that my walk
I left it until afternoon. back home through snow
Then I phoned Margaret seemed to take a while . . .
and put on a broad Cheers! Happy Christmas
Scottish accent. to you all. ■
Images: Polly Pullar.

“Hello, is that Margaret


Raeburn?” I said. “I am
ringing about your power We’ll take another
supply.” “Breath Of Country Air”
“About time, too. When is in our January 27 issue.
84

Brainteasers
Brainteasers
Arroword Follow the arrows to place the answers, then
read down the shaded letters to find a festive
Part
One
mode of transport.
Florida’s
Club’s Hijacker’s Bed for
country Raging fire Forlorn Spoilt child Garden tool
masseur prisoner a baby
(inits)

This planet

Small Amplified Every Chaos,


Insect
snake light part of mayhem

Rod to hold
Hate
curtains

Location Bring Frozen Fitting,


device to mind water suitable

Spittle

Orchestral Creek, Police


instrument small bay officer

Discard

Kriss How long will it take you to correctly fit the chilly places into the grid? When
you’re done, rearrange the shaded squares to reveal something that might keep
Kross you warm in winter! (3,4)
9 6 6 letters 8 letters
ALASKA MOUNTAIN
9
ARCTIC MURMANSK
6
CANADA 9 letters
FAROES ANTARCTIC
8 NORWAY GREENLAND
7 letters
7
ICELAND
6 6
6
LAPLAND
TRAINERS

All puzzles © Puzzler Media Ltd -


7 www.puzzler.com
PUZZLES 85

Answers
on p115

Wordsearch Find all the words to do with winter sports in the grid. Words can
run horizontally, vertically, forwards, backwards or diagonally.

ALPS PISTE T E L A H C H Z E Y Z T V
ANORAK PUCK T K T H K S K A T E S I I
ASPEN RINK I M A N T S D R S U C I S
CANADA SKATES
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CHALET SLALOM
FLURRY SLED F R I O O I E N P T Y O R
FRANCE SLOPE L L P E C N G O N D O L A
GLACIER VISOR U E U A A D A N A C G A D
GLOVES
G R L R E M I N E O L L T
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LUGE R T G U S P L A S L E D I
LUTZ
A U E N C E E M R O S R T
MOGUL
L I A E S K P N H F N Y U

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6 2 5 1 3 3 digits 64732 8273162


274 84704 8824523
287 6 digits 8 digits
546 126731 38767204
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777
735711 65807883
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86

The Pick Of

The Crop
Alexandra
Campbell shares For The Urban And
her favourites Window-sill Gardeners
amongst this – Especially Newbies
year’s gardening
Published by Watkins Books,
books. “Rebel Gardening” by Alessandro Vitale is
the first book from Alessandro, who is

T
known as “Spicy Moustache” on Instagram
HIS year’s best and TikTok – where he has a combined
gardening books five million plus followers.
combine interesting He explains how to grow and cook food
writing with high in small spaces, such as courtyards,
production values and window-boxes and front gardens, with an
good photography. emphasis on recycling, traditional
Many address the issues of methods and seasonal eating.
sustainability, resilience and His style is easy-to-understand and
wildlife-friendly gardening. contemporary, with an urban vibe.
The gardening world is There are also DIY projects, such as how
becoming somewhat polarised to construct a raised bed and making your own compost and fertilisers from
between those who promote nettles, comfrey or even old tomato plants.
rewilding and those who There’s lots of advice on new ideas, but also basics, such as how to grow herbs.
prefer more managed spaces. It’s an absorbing book – read it before giving it away as a present!
These books will help you
feel better informed and
decide how far you want to go
in your own garden. For Those Who
One of the most interesting
Want To Be More For Those Who Love
new trends is the number of
garden experts who are now
Wildlife Friendly “Gardeners’ World”
producing their own books. Adam Frost is probably one of the
In the past, self-publishing The RHS “Companion To Wildlife best-loved presenters on “Gardeners’
was called “vanity publishing” Gardening” by Chris Baines – World”, for his easy-to-understand
and was virtually ignored. published by Frances Lincoln – is a and chatty way of conveying
This year, only three of the completely revised and updated invaluable information.
five shortlisted finalists in the version of their original “How To “How I Garden” by Adam Frost
hotly contested Garden Media Make A Wildlife Garden”. – published by Ebury Books – is
Guild’s “Garden Book Of The It’s another book shortlisted for both practical and personal, full of
Year” award were published the Garden Media Guild’s “Garden anecdotes as well as key information
by traditional publishers. Book Of The Year” award, and it on both garden design and how to
The other two finalists were incorporates scientific research, as choose and grow plants.
Jane Perrone’s “Legends Of well as advice on some of the issues Adam’s realistic and friendly
The Leaf,” which was funded in this area. approach to
via Unbound, and Adrian It’s a good gardening
Bloom’s “Foggy Bottom – A comprehensive makes this
Garden To Share”, published guide which book both
independently. helps those on relatable and
This trend ultimately means both the enjoyable, as
more choice in gardening rewilding and well as being
books because publishers managed based on a
often can’t invest in topics garden sides lifetime of
that seem too niche. achieve what hands-on
Now it’s easier for people to they want in gardening and
share their expertise in print their gardens, garden design
form, we’ll be seeing a wider while helping experience.
range of gardening books. ■ wildlife.
87

For The For The Garden


Houseplant Devotee Traditionalist
Published through crowd-funding “Foggy Bottom – A Garden To
on Unbound, “Legends Of The Leaf” Share” by Adrian Bloom is perfect for
by Jane Perrone is sub-titled: those who want to hear from an
Unearthing the secrets to help your expert plantsman, who created his
plants thrive”. own six-acre garden, Foggy Bottom,
This is a fascinating and detailed over five decades.
account of 25 of the most popular The story takes in design, plants
houseplant species, explaining and what to do with them in an
where they come from, how they engaging and informed narrative.
grow in the wild and how to look It’s about creating a traditional
after them. garden with a palette of plants which
Jane runs the podcast “On The we will all recognise – beautifully photographed and rightly described as
Ledge” and is a houseplant expert. an “inspirational guide to plants and gardens”.
I am not generally a houseplant You can buy the book from foggybottomgarden.co.uk, where you can
fan, preferring my greenery to grow also read an excellent preview.
in the garden,
but I found this
to be a good
read, both
interesting and For The Allotmenteer
enlightening.
I would say
Or The Grow-Your-Own
that the type Enthusiast
size is smaller
than is usual in With two excellent launches short-listed
such books, but for the “Peter Seabrook Practical Book
the narrative Of The Year” award, it’s a good year for
whips along in those who want to grow their own.
an engaging Sarah Raven is one of the best gardening
fashion. teachers around, and I’ve referred back to
her books over decades.
“A Year Full Of Veg”, published by Bloomsbury, is the result
of her 30 years of trialling home-grown fruit and veg to find the
For The Gardener Who varieties that are easiest to grow and give the best harvests.
Wants To Be More In addition, Rekha Mistry’s “Kitchen Garden”, published by
DK Books, has 40 profiles of good allotment crops to grow.
Environmentally Aware Rekha has a large following on Instagram for her straightforward
and well-explained allotment and grow-your-own advice.
“The Resilient Garden” by Tom Massey
is published by DK Books.
Tom is one of the show garden
designers most likely to trigger the
question, “Is it really a garden?” For The Gardener
Having created show gardens themed
around refugee camps and border Who Always Wants
crossings, he has focused on the theme of
resilience for much of his career. To Know “Why?”
This book is part memoir and part Published by DK Books,
handbook in what you can do to help your “The Science Of Gardening” by
garden withstand and improve the Dr Stuart Farrimond looks at the
changing world in which we find ourselves. science behind all the words and
The garden design advice is useful, phrases you hear in gardening,
including lists on giving straightforward explanations
how to evaluate the and clear directions.
materials you use It starts with the basics of
in designing the gardening, such as “Which way does
garden – what the my garden face?” and “What is soil
environmental pH and how does it affect what I can grow?”
issues are around Whereas some gardening books will, for example, tell you to
wood, stone, plastic “move plants in autumn or spring”, this book explains exactly
and metal. what happens to the root system and the leaves when you plant
There are also either at the wrong time or the right one.
suggestions for There’s plenty of information about the environmental side of
resilient plants, and gardening, too.
the garden designs I was interested to hear that lots of small pollinator-friendly
featured in the flowers, like asters, are better for pollinators than a few bigger
book do really feel flowers, as they don’t have to fly so far between flower heads. ■
like gardens!
Starts Today

Return To
Rose Manor
With her old family home back on the market, Iris
was prepared to make a life-changing decision . . .
BY TERESA ASHBY

I
RIS ANDERSON shook concerned-looking young Iris slumped in her chair. Think about it.
out the soft cotton sheet room attendants. “I’m bored, Sally,” she When Sally had gone, Iris
and watched it flutter “I’m helping Daisy and said. “I’ve come to realise drummed her fingers on
down and settle on the Niall, aren’t I, guys?” Iris that the part I loved most the table.
bed. replied. about running a hotel was For the past few weeks,
She smoothed it out with “You think they need actually working in it, not she’d felt restless and
her hands and finished help?” Sally demanded. stuck in an ivory tower.” unsettled, but didn’t know
making up the bed. “Not at all,” Iris said. “I “One, it’s an office, not an why.
There was nothing like just fancied a change of ivory tower,” Sally said She’d grown tired of the
the smell of freshly scene.” sternly. “And two, running hotel she’d once loved.
laundered sheets for lifting Sally escorted her back to the hotel is my job.” She’d enjoyed building
the spirits. her office like a naughty “But it’s my hotel, Sally,” her business up and had
Illustration by Helen Welsh.

“What do you think you’re child. Iris replied despairingly. relished the challenge, but
doing, Iris?” “What is this, Iris?” she “Why don’t you go on now it was all running
She looked up to see said. “Some sort of mid-life holiday? Start enjoying the smoothly thanks to her
Sally, her housekeeping crisis? fruits of your labour.” brilliant team, it left her
manager, wearing a very “This is the third time I’ve “I’ll think about it,” Iris surprisingly little to do.
disapproving frown. caught you helping out. promised, but that was all Sometimes she reflected
Behind her stood two What’s going on?” she’d do. that she was happier when
SERIAL: PART 1 OF 6 89

she first started out with a in the family. before fleeing the country, He hated having to burst
handful of guests staying at “Hi, Iris,” he said leaving his family and his her bubble.
her little B and B. cheerfully. “Everything debts behind. “It’s Rose Manor,” he
But Sally was right, she OK?” The house had to be sold said. “It’s going to be
should be enjoying her “More than OK,” she said and the family scattered, auctioned.”
success, not sitting here and left a pause. except for Grandad who She rolled her eyes.
feeling sorry for herself. She could sense his mind refused to leave the village “Not that again, Rob!
Her e-mail alert pinged whirring. he loved. Aren’t you tired of those
and she almost wished it There was no doubt he “It’s our home, Iris,” he old stories?”
was a problem to be was on her wavelength. used to say. “Our ancestors She had lost patience
solved. “Rose Manor?” he built it and one day I want with his family history
But it was better than whispered. an Anderson living there research a long time ago
that! Much better. “Yes!” she confirmed. “It’s again. and couldn’t understand
The e-mail was from an coming up for auction. I’ve “It won’t happen in my how it could consume him
estate agent and in the just this minute found out.” lifetime, of course.” so completely.
subject line was written, “After all these years,” He used to have a twinkle He could get lost for
Sale of Rose Manor. Rob said. “Yes!” in his eye when he said hours once he found a
She hesitated before She laughed, imagining that. thread to follow.
opening it, not wanting to him punching the air. “Never forget, will you?” “It’s exciting,” he said.
get her hopes up. “I know!” she cried. “I’ve he’d asked her. “My old family home.”
It could be bad news, of been bothering all the “I’ll never forget,” she’d “It was never your family
course. estate agents in the area vowed, and she hadn’t. home, Rob. You’ve never
Perhaps Rose Manor had for years, begging them to “So,” Rob broke into her even been there.”
been demolished. Perhaps let me know if it ever thoughts, “we’ll go over to “I know, but hear me out,
it had burned to the happened. view the property before Becky,” he said as he tried
ground. “They must be as relieved the auction?” desperately to tone down
She pressed her fingers as we are, if only to finally “You’ll come with me?” his eagerness. “I’m going to
to her mouth. get me off their backs.” Iris asked. look at it with Iris.
What if Rose Manor was Rob shared Iris’s passion
finally to be sold?
Her heart pounded as she
for family history, while
everyone else seemed
“Why do you think I’m sticking
tapped the key to open the happier to forget the past. at a job I hate?”
e-mail. “Maybe the hidden
Hi, Iris. treasure will be found at He laughed. “It won’t cost us anything
I hope this finds you well. last.” Rob laughed. “Try stopping me! You’ve to look. You can come, too!
You asked us to let you “Probably better you told me so much about that It’ll be a fun day out.”
know if Rose Manor came don’t mention that to place, I feel as if I know it.” Becky picked up the
on to the market. anyone else,” she said “Perhaps one day you papers.
I have just learned that cautiously. “They already will,” she said. “Rob, I have “It’s a wreck,” she said.
the property is to be sold think of me as barmy. a plan. “And you can be sure they
at auction and I have “Anyway, who cares “I know how I can buy haven’t used photos that
attached details from the about hidden treasure? Rose Manor, but I may show the worst of it.”
auctioneer. “Just imagine walking in need your expertise as a “I know,” he said, thinking
Regards and best of luck, the footsteps of our mortgage advisor.” she had a point. “But it
Daniel. ancestors, Rob!” “You shouldn’t even think won’t hurt to have a look.”
For a few seconds, it felt “Would you e-mail me the about borrowing money,” “Why bother?”
as if her heart might details?” he asked, but she he said. “That’s my advice.” “It’s always been my
explode out of her chest. could already feel him “Perhaps I won’t have to. dream to see it.”
She felt breathless and putting his responsible So what do you say, Rob? “Your dream? Or hers?”
excited. head on as he sounded a Are you in?” Becky was referring to Iris.
Her old family home, the note of caution. “Of course I’m in.” “Oh, for goodness’ sake,
place she’d only ever seen “You do know you can’t “Good, because I don’t Rob, there’s no talking to
as a neglected ruin, was afford to buy it, don’t you?” want to do this on my own.” you when you’re like this.
finally attainable. he added. “You won’t have to,” he “When are you going to
Her mind flew to the “I know.” She sighed. promised. start thinking about our
other side of the country Her grandfather, Robert, future instead of this
and she could see it had lived in the village until * * * * obsession with the past?”
nestling in the overgrown she was eighteen. Rob couldn’t wait to get “I do think about our
gardens, sad and sorry, She used to stay with him home from the bank and future,” he said. “Why do
and her heart cried out to in the school holidays at his check the details Iris had you think I’m sticking at a
it. cottage, sometimes with sent, so he could print job I hate?”
“I’m coming home!” she her older brother John, them out. He hadn’t meant that to
exclaimed, and she called Rob’s dad. His girlfriend, Becky, come out.
Rob. She had such happy watched the paper coming Last time he’d mentioned
She’d always been close memories of those times, out of the printer. not liking his job, Becky
to her nephew. and Grandad’s stories had “What are you doing?” accused him of wallowing in
He’d always felt more like kindled a passion in her for she asked, but he only self-pity.
a younger brother, as she Rose Manor that had never smiled, hardly able to “Here we go again,” she
was a teenager when he faded over the years. contain his excitement. said. “It’s all about you,
was born. Grandad’s father, “What is it?” She laughed. isn’t it, Rob? Don’t you ever
Safe to say she was closer William, frittered away “Have you found a house think of anyone else?”
to Rob than anyone else everything in the 1960s for us?” Then she stormed out
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of the room. Rob finished speaking to in there?” she called out more questions, but waited
Rob knew he ought to his father. and knocked again. while Peggy struggled to
follow her but, as he looked “It’s getting late, Becky,” Taking a few steps back, find the words.
at the printout, he sank he called out. “Shall we go she looked up at the flat “We’ve had to close the
down on his chair and out for dinner?” above the tea shop. business, Helen,” Peggy
began to read the details Silence greeted him. The curtains were open, said at last.
and examine the “Becky?” he tried again. which she hoped was a “You don’t have to do
photographs. She wasn’t in the flat! good sign. that,” Helen said. “If you
He’d waited so long for “I’m staying at my Peggy and Ronnie were need some time out, I can
this – to see plans and mother’s,” she said when both well past retirement run the place.
photos and get a feel for he phoned her. “And I’m age, but the tea shop had “I’ve done it so many
the place. not coming back until you been their life and there times over the years.”
He couldn’t resist calling come to your senses.” was never any sign that “No, Helen,” Peggy said
his father. “I don’t get it,” he said. they were slowing down. firmly. “After all these
“Rose Manor is going to “All I’m talking about is Helen had worked there years, it’s crippling us.
be auctioned.” taking a look. What’s wrong since she was a Saturday “Costs have gone up and
“I know!” John Anderson with that?” girl, putting her wages and we don’t have as many
said tersely. “I’ve already It wasn’t the first time tips aside for university. customers as we used to.”
had your aunt on the phone she’d walked out on him. But she fell pregnant just “We’re too old to keep
bending my ear about it, Usually he gave in right before taking her A levels, struggling, love,” Ronnie
and I’m telling you what I away and she came back, and there was no question put in.
told her. Stay away.” but this time it was of her going to university. “We decided to close
“We’re only going to different. What she did was step while we still had enough
look,” Rob said. He wanted her to at least out of school and into the for our retirement,” Peggy
“Why?” his dad said. “It give it a chance. Registry Office, where she added. “To be honest, now
means nothing to any of us. “Just think about Rose married the love of her life, the decision has been
We have no memories of Manor, Becky,” he said. Sean. made, it feels as if a weight
living there. “I can’t let Iris down.” And then she went to has been lifted.
“It’s in the past, Rob, and “But you can let me work for Peggy and Ronnie, “We’re going to sell up
that’s where it needs to down,” she snapped and sometimes taking her and get ourselves a
stay. Don’t go stirring up hung up. daughter Cassidy with her. bungalow.”
old hurts.” Helen dug her phone out She smiled when she said
“Aren’t you even a little * * * * of her pocket and tried that.
curious to see it?” Rob Helen Stewart propped calling Peggy, but she Helen’s mouth was dry.
asked. her bike up outside the tea wasn’t answering. How could she not have
“Not in the least,” John shop and fastened the bike Neither was Ronnie. seen this coming?
said. “Forget the past and lock cable, before realising All sorts of things went “The worst of it is letting
better yet, don’t listen to the place was in darkness. through her mind, but then you down,” Ronnie said.
any of Iris’s stories about That was odd! she saw a shadowy shape “All of you, but most of all
hidden treasure. Usually the lights were on moving about inside. you, Helen.
“My grandad used to go and there’d be customers Intruders! “You’ve been with us
on about it all the time, sitting in the window seats. She had a sudden vision since you were a girl.”
filling her head with She tried the door and of Peggy and Ronnie tied to “Don’t even think about
nonsense.” found it locked with the chairs upstairs while their that,” Helen said. “You have
“That isn’t what this is Closed sign still up. flat and business were to put yourselves first.”
about, Dad,” Rob said. “I “What’s happening, ransacked, and began to “We will make proper
don’t care about treasure. I Helen?” Joy, one of her hammer on the door. redundancy payments,”
just want to see the place colleagues, joined her. Relief flooded through Peggy said. “You can be
before it’s demolished.” “Why is it shut?” her when Peggy appeared sure of that.
“Well, it could have “I don’t know.” Helen bit at the door and unlocked it. “It sounded easy when we
ceased to be a thorn in the her lip. “I hope nothing’s “Oh, Peggy, thank God decided to shut up shop,
side of this family all these happened.” you’re OK,” Helen cried as then we started thinking
years.” The tea shop had been in she wrapped the small about how we were going
“It’s not a thorn; it’s a the village for as long as woman in her arms. “I was to tell you all . . .”
rose,” Rob said softly. Helen could remember, and so worried. “So we hid up here,”
“Oh, Rob.” John sighed. they had never failed to “Has something Ronnie said ruefully.
“You’re as bad as she is.” open before. Ever! happened? Is it Ronnie?” “You’re the only one who
Permission had never “No point hanging around Peggy pulled away. She kept knocking.”
been given to build on the then,” Joy said. “Let me looked smaller than usual, “I was about to ring the
land, but the planning laws know what happens.” and rather crushed. police,” Helen said. “I
had changed and perhaps a She turned and walked “You’d best come up, imagined you up here tied
buyer would be successful away, but Helen couldn’t do Helen,” she said, and to chairs, watching your
where others had failed. that. locked the door behind home being turned over.”
Unless Iris really did have She was far too worried. them before leading the It made them laugh.
a viable plan, Rose Manor She knocked on the door way up to the flat. “You watch too many
would probably be and cupped her hands Ronnie was sitting in an detective shows,” Peggy
destroyed. against the glass. armchair, looking as said. “But I can see why you
It had changed hands Chairs were still upturned shell-shocked as his wife. were worried and it wasn’t
several times over the on the tables and all the “Sit down, Helen,” Peggy fair of us to worry you like
years, but it was as if it was display cabinets were said and Helen sank on to that.”
waiting for the family to empty. the sofa. “We’re going to have to
come back and claim it. “Peggy! Ronnie! Are you Helen didn’t ask any let everyone know,” Helen
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said. Surely her daft dad impulsively. “Until to kiss her cheek. “Come on
“We?” Peggy said. hadn’t started divorce something else turns up.” up.”
Helen reached for her proceedings! “Me? Do gardening?” As she sat down in his
hand and squeezed it. “Mum? What’s Helen said. office, the phone rang
“You don’t have to do any happened?” Cassidy asked. “You know how to mow a again.
of this on your own,” she Helen turned her tearful lawn, don’t you?” Cassidy “Do you want to get
said. “I’ll go round and see face to Cassidy and began laughed. “And we’ve plenty that?” he asked.
everyone this morning. to babble. of work on.” She shook her head.
Look, they’ll understand. They couldn’t understand It wasn’t true. “I want to get this over
“No-one wants to see you a word she was saying. She did need Biff’s help with first, Patrick,” she
struggle. We all love you “We were about to take a now and then, but mostly said. “I’ve something to tell
too much for that.” break,” Biff said. “Let’s sit she could manage on her you.”
on the verge and have a own. “That sounds ominous.
* * * * cup of tea. Still, she’d always said Should I be worried?” he
Sitting astride a sturdy “Then you can calm down she’d like to expand, so this asked.
branch in the garden of a and tell us what’s was her chance. “Not at all. It’s Rose
house, Cassidy turned off happened.” If Helen could do some of Manor,” she finally said.
the chainsaw and took a He took a flask out of his the regular maintenance “The Rose Manor?”
moment to take in her bag and while Cassidy and jobs, Cassidy could move “Yes! It’s coming up for
surroundings. Helen sat down, he poured more into the landscape auction and Rob and I are
It was a beautiful area on a cup for her. gardening side. going to view it.”
the outskirts of the village, “Peggy and Ronnie have Most of all, she didn’t “A dream come true, eh?”
and everywhere looked lush closed the tea shop,” Helen want Helen sitting at home he said. “Sounds exciting.
and green and full of life. blurted out. moping. “So you’ll be able to go
Birds were singing their “Wow,” Cassidy said. Her parents had recently and have a look round, just
hearts out and she felt like “Why? Has something split up and her dad was as you’ve always wanted.
doing the same. happened?” staying at his work “I mean, that is the plan,
She could even see the “They’ve been running at premises. isn’t it? To have a look?”
old manor house which a loss for a while,” her He was a builder and had His forehead creased in
looked sad and forlorn, but mother said. “It was pretty used a portable cabin as concern when she didn’t
yet somehow hopeful – as if awful. his office for years, and now reply straight away.
it was waiting for someone “I’ve just been round all he’d made it his home, “Iris?” he prompted.
to come and save it. the staff breaking the news. sleeping on a fold-out bed “I want to buy it,” she
Up here in the branches, “No-one was pleased to and living off takeaways. announced.
The worst of it was, His demeanour changed,
This couldn’t have come at Cassidy knew that they
were both as miserable as
and he suddenly became
serious.
a worse time for her sin living apart. “Can you afford it?” he
asked.
she could forget about her find themselves out of a * * * * “If I sell the hotel,” she
parents and their troubles. job. Iris stood in the waiting- said.
If only there was some “It was heartbreaking. No room at the solicitor’s He leaned back in his
way she could help them, wonder poor Peggy was office, flicking through one chair and shook his head.
some way of bringing them exhausted and drained just of the newspapers on the “Iris, you know what I’m
back together . . . at the thought of doing it.” table, but she couldn’t going to say to you,” he
“Everything all right up “So you did it for her.” concentrate. said. “That’s why you
there, Cassidy?” her Cassidy rubbed her mum’s She was far too worried looked so nervous.”
grandad called out from arm. “That was good of about what Patrick would “You don’t approve?” Iris
below. you, Mum. Are they OK?” say. asked.
“Yes, sorry, Biff. I was just “Yes, I think they’re What if, like everyone “I’ve watched you devote
lost in thought for a relieved that they’ve made else, he thought she’d lost your entire life to that
minute,” she replied. the decision and acted on her mind? hotel. Not to mention –”
“They’ll sort themselves it,” Helen said. “But where He might even refuse to He broke off.
out,” he answered as if he’d I’ll get another job at my act for her. “Go on, say it,” she said.
read her thoughts, but she age, I don’t know.” Restless, she walked over “You put your personal
knew it worried him, too. “At your age.” Biff to the window and looked life on hold,” he finished.
Cassidy was about to chuckled. “You’re still a out just as her phone rang. “At the time it seemed
restart the chainsaw, when girl.” It was Rob, but she didn’t worth the sacrifice,” she
she saw a familiar figure “I’m forty-five,” she answer. murmured, but he didn’t
cycling up the hill towards reminded him. She’d call him back when hear her.
them. “Biff’s right, Mum,” she’d spoken to Patrick. “What if you sell the place
What was she doing up Cassidy said. “You’re Patrick Blake’s father had and can’t raise enough to
here? Why wasn’t she at definitely not old. been Iris’s father’s lawyer, buy Rose Manor?” he
work? “Look at Biff – supposed and when Patrick qualified, continued. “You end up
Cassidy secured the to have retired this year he then became hers. with nothing!
chainsaw to the branch and and working for me.” “You’re early!” “You can’t make a huge
climbed down. Helen smiled, but she She spun round to see decision like this on a
By the time she reached looked so lost. Patrick standing in the whim, without even taking
the bottom, the bike was This couldn’t have come waiting-room doorway with any advice.”
lying on the verge and Biff at a worse time for her. a big smile on his face. “I have taken advice,” she
was hugging Helen and “You could work for me, “Good to see you, Iris,” said.
looking worried. too,” Cassidy said he said as he hurried over “Let me guess – Rob?”
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Patrick laughed. “You two Patrick,” she said. “I was so had plenty of practice with headed – compared to
are as bad as each other.” afraid you’d refuse to have no-one at home to make you, anyway!”
Her phone rang again anything to do with it.” them for me.” Iris gave him a playful
from inside her bag, but “Why would I do that?” “Sorry.” punch on the arm.
she ignored it. he said. “I am always here “That’s all right. My “I’d better see why he
“I don’t want to rain on for you. In a professional ex-wife never used to make was calling,” she said and
your parade,” Patrick went and personal sense.” my lunch anyway.” fished her phone from her
on, “but you need to think “That’s good, because I She knew it was in the bag. “Do you mind?”
this through objectively and don’t trust anyone as much past and his marriage “Go right ahead,” Patrick
dispassionately. as I trust you.” hadn’t lasted long, but it said. “I’ll get coffees from
“And that’s something I “Yet you signed must still hurt. the kiosk.”
She had no experience of She watched him walk
that herself. over to get the coffee and
“My reputation is the least As Patrick said, her hotel called Rob back.
of my worries” was her life and there had
never been room for
He answered on the first
ring.
don’t think you can do something without letting anything else. “Iris, thank goodness,” he
where Rose Manor is me see it first?” “So what’s the plan?” he said. “I’ve been trying to
concerned.” Iris took the papers out asked. “Restore it and sell get hold of you.”
“I haven’t thought of of her bag. it on, or turn it into another “I know,” she stated.
anything else,” Iris justified, “It’s not a contract and I hotel? “What’s wrong?
“not just since the haven’t agreed on a price,” “You have the skill for “I’m sorry I didn’t answer
possibility became real, but she explained. “It’s just an that and I know you won’t before, but I was in a
since I was a girl. agreement. knock it down, unless you meeting with Patrick.”
“Grandad’s dearest wish “I wanted to be sure really have to.” “It’s Becky,” Rob said,
was that the house should they’d keep all my staff on, “There is no plan,” Iris sounding so miserable.
be returned to the things like that. replied honestly. “I’ve never “Is she all right?”
Anderson family.” “I’m sorry, Patrick, but I thought beyond buying it “She’s left me.”
“All I’m asking is that you read it through and it and restoring it.” “Left you? Why?”
think about it some more seems fine.” “Realistically,” he began “She left in a huff over
before making any rash He took the document again, “I don’t think you Rose Manor,” Rob
decisions,” Patrick told her. and she fell silent while he could afford to buy it, do it explained. “She went to her
Oh, dear. studied it. up and then live in it. mother’s.
Iris didn’t know how to “It’s an informal “The upkeep is going to “I honestly thought that
tell him the rest . . . agreement,” he said. be huge, so you’ll have to she’d come back if I just
This was the part where “Luckily for you it’s not make it pay somehow.” gave her a few days to cool
he might refuse to act for legally binding, but you Iris loved Patrick for how off, but she’s digging her
her and herald the end of can’t go signing things like he was talking to her about heels in.
their friendship. this without speaking to me it, as if it was already a “She says unless I forget
“I’ve been in talks with a first. done deal. about Rose Manor and
hotel chain,” she said. “What if you want to back She knew Rob would be stop all this nonsense – her
“They’re very interested out? You could get a pleased, too. exact words – she won’t
and I want you to handle to reputation for being That reminded her, she come back.”
legal side. untrustworthy.” hadn’t spoken to him for a Iris put her hand to her
“My mind is made up, “My reputation is the few days. chest. Poor Rob!
Patrick. There’s no going least of my worries,” Iris She hoped he hadn’t “Oh, Rob, I’m so sorry,”
back.” said. “I just want my home changed his mind. she said. “You were only
“No going back?” he back and I’m not going to Patrick was speaking going to look at it.”
echoed, looking alarmed. back out.” again, talking sense and “I know,” he said. “I’m
“Please tell me you haven’t It was never her actual covering the practicalities sorry, too. I think I am
signed anything.” home, but she hoped she hadn’t even considered. going to have to step back.
She couldn’t look him in Patrick would understand He’d always been able to “Of course, I’ll still give
the eye. what she meant. put her feet on the ground you financial advice, but
The silence was “Would you like to go when she needed it. that’s all I can do.
punctured by the muffled over to the park for lunch?” “Thank you, Patrick,” she “I really hope you haven’t
sound of her phone. he then suggested. “I’m said. done anything drastic.”
“Without checking with free for a while.” “Don’t thank me until Iris lowered the phone as
me first? Oh, Iris,” he said. He took a sandwich box you’ve made a success of Patrick walked back
She took the phone out from his desk drawer. it,” he replied. towards her with two
of her bag and turned it to “I made extra knowing “I won’t be doing it coffees, smiling all over his
silent. you were coming,” he said. alone,” Iris added. “Rob’s face.
“I should have done that, “That sounds perfect, going to help out. But his smile vanished
sorry,” she apologised. “Do Patrick.” Iris smiled. “I know he can’t do when he saw the look of
you think I’m crazy?” anything financially except desperation on her face.
“Yes,” he replied. “But I * * * * advise, but I need his youth What on earth was she
know how long you’ve They walked to the park and his vision.” going to do now?
harboured the dream of and sat down. “He’s a good lad,” Patrick
returning to Rose Manor. “You make the best said. “And he’s level To be continued.
“Maybe it can work out, sandwiches,” Iris remarked,
but I’ll miss you if you go, taking one from the box.
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’Twas the
night before
Christmas
He was a writer, Dutch this work made a huge
land surveyor and impact.
gentleman farmer who died The poem didn’t just
in 1828 – five years after enchant readers, it
the poem was changed the way the world
Santa’s physical attributes first published. thought about, and
changed during the years. Henry, who celebrated, Christmas.
was born in The history of Saint
Poughkeepsie, Nicholas – or Santa – can
New York, never be traced back to the third
Dawn Geddes Fourteen
years after it
staked a claim
to the work, but
century.
The real patron saint of
celebrates 200 appeared in his family children, who was born
print, the bitterly disputed near Myra, a Roman town
years since this American Clement Clarke Clement Clarke’s in modern-day Turkey, was
Moore claimed
festive poem academic,
Clement Clarke to be the writer.
authorship.
They said
known for his generosity.
Descriptions of Santa’s
was published. Moore, claimed
“A Visit From St. Nicholas”
they’d heard
their father recite the poem
physical attributes changed
significantly over the years.

T
as his own. long before it was “’Twas The Night Before
HE Christmas The wealthy professor published. Christmas” transformed
poem, “’Twas The published it in one of his While there’s no definitive him from a slender and
Night Before collections of poetry, evidence to support either stern-looking man into a
Christmas” is a stating that he wrote it to man as the author, much jollier being with a
treasured part of entertain his own children. computer analysis of the “beard” as “white as the
our festive traditions. Today, it is believed that work found that the poetry snow” and “a round belly”.
Every year, children from the real author of the poem style had more in common “’Twas The Night Before
across the world snuggle was likely Major Henry with Henry’s work. Christmas” also created the
down with their parents to Livingston Jr. Whoever the poet was, idea that Santa flies around
hear the story of Christmas delivering presents thanks
Eve unfold – from the to his reindeer-led sleigh.
stockings being hung up to
Santa coming down the
’Twas the night before Christmas, While the idea of Santa
keeping reindeer dates
chimney “with a bound”. when all through the house back further than this
This December 23 marks poem, this was the first
the 200th anniversary of Not a creature was stirring, time Santa Claus had been
the poem, which was associated with so many of
originally published as “A not even a mouse; them – and the writer gave
Visit From St. Nicholas” in them names, too.
the New York newspaper, In the original verse, the
“The Troy Sentinel”. The stockings were hung by reindeers were Dasher,
While the verses of the Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
magical poem are so well the chimney with care, Comet, Cupid, Dunder and
known that many of us can
recite them off by heart,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon Blixem.
The final two names
the story behind the tale is would be there; came from the Dutch words
still shrouded in mystery. for thunder and lightning,
Images: Wikimedia Commons.

The verse poem was but were later changed to


originally published Donner and Blitzen.
anonymously. The children were nestled all So, when you snuggle
Its vivid descriptions of
Saint Nicholas visiting a
snug in their beds, down with loved ones, raise
a glass to the poet and give
child’s house to deliver While visions of sugar plums thanks to them for creating
presents proved incredibly the Christmas lore that we
popular around the world. danced in their heads. all know and treasure. ■
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5 minutes with You’ll have written “The


Christmas Love Letters” in the

Sue Moorcroft summer. How do you get into the


mood for writing out of season?
I gained experience when my
The author of “The Christmas stories appeared in magazines such
Love Letters” on writing, as “The People’s Friend”. It was usual
romance and the joy of family. to submit winter stories in summer.
I help things along by playing carols
Is this because it attracts a mainly while I write. When we get wintry
female readership? I don’t know. weather I go out and make notes.
But falling in love is an important
thing to happen to any person. How important was it for you to
Reading about it makes us happy. explore family and relationships
in “The Christmas Love Letters”?
How important is it to you to Maddy barely sees her parents but
achieve the balance between lives with her daughter and great-
escapism and relatable events? aunt, while her husband Adey has
You’ve become President of the In life, we experience many things, been missing for years.
Romantic Novelists’ Association good or bad: money woes, job losses, Raff is close to his adoptive sister
– congratulations! What does this illness, crime, births, holidays, and his niece. It’s said that Christmas
prestigious role mean to you? weddings – and we fall in love in the is a time for family, and I wanted to
Thank you! I’m stunned, flattered midst of it all. show that family takes many forms.
and honoured to be appointed. That’s what I want for my novels
The Romantic Novelists’ Association – to be more than just a love story. How will you be spending
is a big part of my life. I was helped Christmas?
by its New Writers’ Scheme and I’ve “The Christmas Love Letters” Quietly, with just a
served on the committee and edited has a Norfolk setting. Why did few members of
its anthologies. you choose to be close to home? the family and a
Readers show an appetite for books traditional meal on
There’s a big interest in giving set at UK seaside resorts. Christmas Day.
status to romantic fiction at the The village of Nelson’s Bar came But on Boxing Day
moment. Why is this important? into being in “A Summer To we have extended
Respect is owed to the genre Remember”. I thought it would be family gatherings.
because it’s one of the mainstays of great to experience it in winter. I do enjoy those!
publishing and brings pleasure to As it turns out, Nelson’s Bar
millions every year. embraces Christmas! And I had a “The Christmas Love
Yet it’s sometimes treated as less wonderful research trip to Norfolk Letters” is published by
worthy than other forms of literature. last December. HarperCollins, £8.99.

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Brainteasers
Puzzle It Out! Part
Two
Spot the Difference Can you find ten slight differences
between these two p pictures?

Fits and Starts Short and Sweet


1 2 3
Fit the three-letter words into the correct
spaces in the grid so that each row spells 4 5
out a word. When you’ve finished, the
6 7
shaded column will reveal one more word.

ASH E O M Y 8 9

CON C A E L
10
ICY A S E D
ACROSS DOWN
MUG S G L E 1 Detest (5) 2 Barrack (3)
6 Novel in digital 3 Acorn tree (3)
RAM F I O N form (1-4) 4 Wild (animal) (5)
8 Residue (5) 5 Bread supplier (5)
SUM P L A U 10 Strong spirit (5) 7 Rowing
implement (3)
TEA B C L E 8 Overly (3)
9 Make enquiries (3)

All puzzles © Puzzler Media Ltd -


www.puzzler.com
PUZZLES 97

Answers
on p115

Suguru Codeword
In this puzzle, each number refers to a different letter of
Fill the grid so that each cell in a bold the alphabet, so in every square containing a number
outlined cluster of cells contains a digit. 10, there should be a letter R. Fill in all instances of the
A cluster of two cells contains the digits three letters we’ve given you, then try to work out the
1 and 2, rest.
a cluster of three cells contains 7 1 2 2 11 10 6 9 14 12 14
the digits 1, 2 and 3, and so on. No
same digit appears in any neighbouring 8 21 11 1 14 21 21

cells, including diagonally neighbouring 21 8 21 17 26 21 25 17 10 1 24 2


cells.
22 11 19 25 13 25 1

14 24 10 26 21 11 23 8 18 11 18

2 5 3 1 1 11 15

11 21 10 1 17 19 10 11 18 18 11 21
R E D
18 11 14 25 1

5 14 25 6 9 8 20 17 10 26 22 2

25 17 1 8 11 5 2

17 26 8 10 2 11 25 14 21 1 10 11

5 3 14 11 6 19 17 21 10

16 26 18 6 25 6 21 11 10 4 6

4 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

5 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
R
11
E
12 13

14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
D

Anagrammist Unravel each of the words in front of the grid to make


another seven-letter word. Fit these words into the rows
of the grid so that the shaded diagonal spells out a
Christmassy word. What is it?

CASSOCK
HAMPTON
PROTEIN
MEETING
TERRAIN
RAMBLED
GALLERY
98

A Season For Love


Susan hadn’t expected to
find a winter romance on
her shopping list . . .
BY STEFANIA HARTLEY

S
USAN checked her
Christmas shopping
list one last time
before going back
to the car.
A sewing box for Charlie,
tick. The knitting machine
for Sammy, tick. Cookie
cutters for Alex, tick. The
painting kit for Chris and
the playdough for Jamie.
Thank goodness the doll
that Jules had seen in the
window was still there!
When the shopkeeper
told her she was buying the
last one, Susan gave such a
sigh of relief that other
customers turned to look. He pointed the key to the “And, as you can see, all her life and they weren’t
Christmas shopping had car and pressed it. you’re not the only one who dolls at all.
always been stressful, but The car flashed its orange finds Christmas shopping a “Give me a moment to
now that she was on her lights and beeped. little stressful. put away my shopping – in
own and the number of “Oh, I must have dropped “My wife used to do it for my car this time,” she said,
grandchildren had grown, it my key, thank you!” Susan us but I’m on my own now. “and I’ll show you where
was getting harder. cried. At least you’ve been you can buy one.”
When Carl was alive, he She stretched out her successful.”
would help plan the trip, hand but he didn’t give her He gestured to the bags * * * *
prioritise shops to visit, the key. she had loaded into his car “I think this is all,” he
and help carry the bags. “I think that you’ll find boot, and Susan felt her said, staring in disbelief at
But, most importantly, he that this isn’t your car,” he cheeks heat up again. the shopping bags full of
would spot the signs of her said with an amused smile. “I’ve run out of the shops presents he carried.
patience fraying and “What?” She looked empty-handed,” he stated. This beautiful stranger
promptly suggest a visit to around. He opened his empty had helped him wade
the tea shop in good time. An identical car was arms and they laughed. through the Christmas
She pressed the car’s parked three spaces down. “I’m Theodore,” he shopping, and he was now
remote key, opened the She rummaged in her introduced himself. safely out the other side.
boot, and put her bags in. handbag, whipped out the “Nice to meet you. I’m “I don’t know how to
Ah, what a relief! key and pressed it. Susan,” she said in turn. thank you for all your help,”
She massaged the crooks The car responded with “What was in your he said. “Can I offer you a
of her elbows and wrists flashing lights and a beep. shopping list that you cup of tea?”
where the bags’ handles Her car! didn’t manage to buy?” She hesitated.
had cut into. The gentleman was right: He scratched the back of Oh no, he had been too
“Excuse me?” a man’s she had indeed loaded her his head and looked forward. Susan had helped
voice said behind her. shopping into his boot and sheepishly at his feet. him out of kindness and
Susan turned around. asked him to hand her his “Actually, I haven’t now he was making her
A gentleman with a crop key! written down a list . . .” he uncomfortable.
of greying hair and sparky Heat rose to her cheeks. began. “That’s probably the She probably had a
sky-blue eyes was looking “I’m really sorry. Our first of my problems. husband waiting for her.
at her with a cocked cars are identical, and I find “The second is that I have “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t
eyebrow and a car key in Christmas shopping a little no idea about what some have presumed . . .” he
Illustration by Mandy Dixon.

his hand. stressful,” she said. of the things are. For mumbled.
“Yes?” she responded. The man smiled kindly. example, is a French “I’d love a cup of tea,” she
“I’m always happy to “You have nothing to knitting doll a doll with hurried to say.
receive presents,” he said, apologise for,” he said. knitting needles, or is it a Something in his heart
“but are you sure that you “You couldn’t have got into doll that speaks French?” flipped, a mixture of
want to give me all that?” the wrong car if I hadn’t Susan smiled. She had excitement and panic.
“I beg your pardon?” forgotten to lock it. used French knitting dolls Was there something
SHORT STORY 99

nearby? He looked around. nicely under its tinselled It had come in the post, She lifted her gaze to
“There’s a tea shop round branches. but not straight from a check her daughter’s
the corner.” She smiled. Theodore had helped her shop, and the address was reaction, but instead of
The place was cosy, with with everything, and she handwritten. disapproval on their faces
mismatched furniture and had helped him right back. “Why did you send it she saw surprise.
crockery, and handknitted They had seen each other through the post if you For a beat, silence hung
cushions. every day. knew you were coming, over the room.
“This is my favourite When one of them sweetheart?” she asked. “Did you know that
place. The owners make all panicked about geese “It’s not from me, Theodore means ‘gift from
the soft furnishings,” she being sold out, the other Grandma.” God’?” Sophie said.
said. suggested a butcher who “Oh. Who is it from, “I think that’s just the
Theodore nodded might have some. then?” Susan said, glancing right name for him.”
distractedly. When one of them lost around, but her daughters Her other daughters
The dainty table between track of which cards had shook their heads. nodded and Susan’s heart
them was too small for a already been sent, the “Open it, Grandma!” the soared with relief.
man with legs like a cricket other had kept tab. children shouted excitedly.
to sit opposite a woman he With Theodore by her Suddenly her fingers * * * *
had just met, and he was side, preparing for the started to tremble. The fascinator suited her
concentrating hard on not festivities had been a Could it be from . . . to a tee.
bumping knees with her. breeze. Theodore? It was a miracle it did,
“Do you come here But now, even though her No, it couldn’t be. because when the
often?” he asked. whole family was with her, He hated shopping and shopkeeper had asked him
A shadow flitted across she felt a little lonely, just had needed her help to buy for a description of the lady
her face. because he wasn’t there. the presents for his he was buying it for, all he
“My husband used to take If only . . . no, what a silly grandchildren! had told her was that she
me here when he was alive,” thought! She hadn’t got him was beautiful.
she said. Of course he should anything and she had no All through the dinner,
spend the day with his reason to expect that he Theodore couldn’t help
* * * * family. Christmas was for should. looking at Susan.
Susan hadn’t felt so at family, not for friends.
ease with a stranger But a corner of her heart
since . . . she couldn’t wished he could be more Was it just the heat of the little
remember when. than a friend . . .
They talked about their “Did you take the tree room that made his cheeks flush?
lives, their families and all down from the loft on your
the Christmas preparations own?” her eldest daughter, Still, as all her family Indeed, she didn’t need
they had to do, as though Sophie, asked suspiciously. watched her unpeeling the any fascinator.
they were old friends “I didn’t. I had help,” brown tape in total silence, She was fascinating
catching up, not strangers Susan replied awkwardly, her hands went clammy. enough on her own merits,
who met in a car park. busying herself with the The parcel inside was tied he thought, and tonight she
They blissfully sat at their brandy sauce. with a velvet ribbon that was even more beautiful.
table, heedless of the Theodore filled her heart ended in a wonky bow. He had no idea whether
passing time, and with so much happiness Just the way Theodore it was the wine or her
eventually a waitress came but her brain kept asking would tie a bow. Her heart presence, but he was drunk
over with the bill. the difficult questions. hammered in her chest. with happiness.
The prospect of saying How would her family She couldn’t wait any When it was time for the
goodbye to Theodore and react to her having a close longer and tore the New Year countdown, they
never seeing him again was male friend? What if they wrapping paper. picked up their glasses and
like icy water on warm skin. disapproved? A beautiful fascinator lay stood closer together than
“You said your Christmas She didn’t want to mar inside a box. they ever had before.
tree is still up in your loft,” the happiness of Christmas, “Wow, Mum! Who sends “Three . . . two . . . one . . .
Theodore began. “I hope so she kept her mouth you presents like that? “Happy New Year!” the
you’re not taking it down on closed and cut up the “Read the card!” her dinner host shouted into
your own. carrots. daughters ordered. the microphone.
“I was thinking . . .” The meal went beautifully A little envelope had People cheered, bottles
He looked into his clasped and everyone loved their dropped to the floor. were uncorked and party
hands. presents. Susan picked it up and horns hooted.
“Maybe . . . if you want, “Can you see the angel at opened it very slowly, while But when Theodore
I could help you take it the top of the tree?” she her blood rushed through turned to Susan to wish her
down . . .” almost said, in a reckless her ears like a torrent. happy New Year, he was
Was it just the heat of the moment. “Theodore put it It was an invitation to a lost in the depths of her
little room that made his up for me!” New Year’s black tie dinner eyes.
cheeks flush? But she stopped herself. party. From Theodore. He was so lost that he
“I’d love you to come over An announcement like Her heart flipped and her bent down and kissed her,
and help me,” Susan that would be followed by cheeks burned. and she kissed him back.
murmured, and her cheeks questions that she wouldn’t “Who is it from?” the “Happy New Year, Susan.
felt very hot, too. know how to answer. children demanded. I hope to spend many more
It would be madness to “It’s from a new friend of with you,” he said, his voice
* * * * ruin a good Christmas. mine,” she murmured. breaking.
The turkey was in the “This is for you, “His name is Theodore. “I hope that, too,” she
oven, the tree was up and Grandma,” Charlie told her, He’s inviting me to a New replied with a warm
all the presents were sitting putting a parcel on her lap. Year’s party.” smile. ■
100

The charity will


celebrate their 10th
anniversary soon.

Strictly The Best

DIY SOS
Bill Gibb catches up with True
Colours Theatre to find out what “Strictly” stars Katya
and Anton loved
it’s like to take part in the show. meeting the kids.

E
VERY week, What makes it even more “You learned how to copy
hundreds of special this year is that it’s people to appear the way
youngsters in the all taking place in a you were supposed to look,
north-east of fabulous new centre. and doing that all day was
England head along It was built in just six exhausting.
to a charity in Wallsend, days thanks to the efforts “Having had those
near Newcastle. of hundreds of tradesmen struggles to fit in, I wanted Presenter Nick
Many have additional and firms, who gave their to make sure no other child Knowles keeps
needs, such as autism, time and materials for free had the same problems.” a watchful eye.
ADHD, physical and as part of BBC One’s “DIY Ali had danced from the
life-limiting conditions and SOS Strictly Special” this age of three and took part arts in a safe environment.
mental health issues. summer. in her first competition While it’s flourishing now,
But that can all be True Colours will mark its when she was only four. the early days were very
Images: Zoe Campbell Photography, True Colours Theatre.

forgotten once they pass 10th anniversary next Going to theatre and different.
through the doors of the year, and founder Ali dance was the only place “We had nine children
True Colours Theatre. Taylor knows from personal Ali felt safe and that she when we started having
At the theatre, they can experience the difference could truly express herself. sessions within another
express themselves being able to express Ali founded True Colours charity I supported,” Ali
through dance, singing and yourself can make. in 2014, after her niece says.
theatre performances, fully “I have diagnoses of Emily-Kate was diagnosed “We’d rent a room, which
supported and with no fear autism and ADHD,” Ali with a life-limiting condition wasn’t ideal for all we
of judgement. says. called tuberous sclerosis, wanted to do, and then
Their differences are “As a child, I struggled as well as autism, ADHD moved to a community
celebrated. with my emotions and I had and complex epilepsy. centre.
With Christmas swiftly to work really hard to stay Ali wanted somewhere “After we had a lot more
approaching, festive in friendship groups. Emily-Kate, and many other people coming along and
concerts will be bringing “I had to mask, which is youngsters, could were nominated for some
seasonal joy to those learning to conform and experience the freedom awards, I knew we had to
taking part and watching. putting on a front. and joy of the performing take the next step. We
REAL LIFE 101
True Colours cheered
for the DIY SOS team.
“The ‘Strictly’ stars still
message and check how
everyone is doing, which is
so caring.”
When all the work was
completed, against all the
odds as unforeseen
structural problems were
detected, True Colours
were left with the most
amazing new facility.
There’s a dance studio –
complete with a “Strictly”
glitterball – as well as
break-out rooms, a café
and a sensory room and
garden.
The children enjoyed It’s all used to the
the new garden. maximum effect by Ali and
her inspiring team.
“We now have classes
that over I wasn’t allowed during the week,” she says,
to see what was going on. “as well as the busy
“We look on all the weekends, when we have
tradesmen as our heroes. sessions all day.
“Not only did they do this “The children come from
work, but they still come the age of three right up to
back to check on us and do the young adults in our top
jobs if we need them. performance class.
“The whole community “We see them come
has been amazing. through the doors scared
“When it was unveiled to and with no confidence,
us, I could hardly express and soon they are doing
Ten, tens, tens across the my emotions because I things their parents or
board for the big build! couldn’t process what had carers have never seen
happened.” them do.
A few “Strictly Come “Gaining the confidence
Dancing” stars – including to get up and perform is
former champion Katya probably the most magical
Jones, popular fellow bit, and seeing them
professional Graziano Di achieve that is more than
Prima and judge Anton Du anyone could give you.”
Beke – lent a hand during Ali is there every day,
the process. involved in every class,
It was an emotional affair either taking them or
that moved the team and working with the teachers.
viewers alike to tears, As well as her skills and
especially when True encouragement, the
Colours dancer Charis met youngsters view her as a
The children liked her hero Katya, and then role model, as they know
practising in their gave a heart-rending stage she has a similar diagnosis
new dance studio. performance. as them.
“Charis lost her dad who There are ambitious
became a charity in 2020. condition, they faced a bill was one of our committee plans for True Colours to
“By that time, we had of over £90,000. members, and she adored offer even more, and Ali
about a hundred getting That’s when the popular ‘Strictly’,” Ali says. would love to see other
involved, and now we have television show “DIY SOS”, “She used to go and see theatre schools elsewhere
about two hundred and presented by Nick Knowles, them and attend their with the same ethos.
fifty, just at the weekends, became involved. workshops with him, and it “This is my heartbeat, my
as well as all the other They had put out a call was their thing. entire world,” Ali adds.
groups we support.” for not-for-profit dance and “It was heart-breaking “It’s what I live for, and
With more room for the performance organisations. when he died, and for those children and young
classes, as well as break- True Colours won, Charis to meet her idol was adults are our future.
out areas and safe spaces, despite the feeling that the most magical moment. “They can have self-belief
True Colours moved to the their needs might be too “It brought part of her and not doubt themselves
premises they currently big a job even for the dad back to her. the way I did.” ■
have in Wallsend. hugely experienced and
However, it was ambitious “DIY SOS” team.
completely derelict, with no “It was a mind-blowing
electrics, no useable toilets experience,” Ali says. Find out more:
and a barren outside area. “I had a wish list of what I www.truecolourstheatre.co.uk
To get it in a useable wanted, but once I handed
102

A Floral

Welcome
Create a stunning table centrepiece using
a festive favourite – the poinsettia.
Easy

You Will Need


• Short length of
plastic pipe (to hold
the candle)
• Bowl
• Chicken wire
• Cream and red
poinsettias
• Selection of foliage
(fresh or faux).
We used winterberry,
anthurium,
eucalyptus pods and
protea
• Candle (wax or LED)

Tools
• Strong glue
• Household scissors
or secateurs
• Florist’s tape

TO MAKE
1. Attach the plastic tube to
the bottom of the bowl using
the glue.

2. Cut a length of chicken wire


to roughly the diameter of the
bowl, scrunch it up and place
it inside the bowl around the
section of tube. Fix it in place
using florist’s tape placed over
the edge of the bowl.

3. Insert the cut poinsettias


and the other florals close
together into the chicken wire.
Use the photograph as a
guide and aim to create an
interesting shape.

4. Place the candle into the


plastic tube. If you are using a
Images: Stars For Europe.

wax candle and plan to light it,


make sure the foliage is clear
of the flame.

5. When everything is in
position, add water to the
bowl.
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Tip:
Cut poinsettias will
last for up to two weeks
if you immerse the cut
stem end in hot water
(approx. 60°C) for a few
seconds immediately after
cutting and then in cold
water. Finally, place the
cut flower in fresh
water.
Continued from Page 33

Set in
1988

Hot Off The Press


Could Caitlyn save the “Chronicle” and her relationship?
BY EIRIN THOMPSON

C
private library – it was like
AITLYN hadn’t Mr Stoupe – can you point up on Caitlyn again. something from an Agatha
bargained on the me in the right direction?” “Sorry. I’m afraid he’s Christie novel.
electric gates The man straightened up very friendly,” Mr Stoupe “Please, take a seat,” Mr
outside the Stoupe and Caitlyn noted that he explained, although it Stoupe said, indicating one
family home, and was very well dressed. certainly didn’t sound like of two leather armchairs.
now she had to clamber She barely had time to an apology for the They both sat.
out of her car to speak into register that he was pawprints decorating Ollie slunk to the deep
the microphone. unlikely to be a gardener, Caitlyn’s clothing. hearth rug and lay down.
“It’s Caitlyn Moore to see when he held out a hand. Caitlyn followed Mr “So how can I help you?”
Mr Stoupe,” she said, “Jeremy Stoupe,” he Stoupe indoors, trying not Mr Stoupe asked.
before a buzzing sounded introduced himself. “I take to be overawed by his Caitlyn took a deep
and the gates began to it you’re Caitlyn. home’s grandeur. breath. She wanted to get
open. “I would have come to The large, square hallway this right.
Mr Stoupe was the the office sooner, but I’ve had enormous rugs on the “First of all, thank you for
proprietor of “The been away. Come inside floor and ornate seeing me,” she began.
Oakenridge Chronicle”. and we can talk.” chandeliers overhead. “I know I’ve only been
Caitlyn had decided that Just then, a golden Straight in front of them editor of the ‘Chronicle’ for
she must speak to Mr Labrador came bounding was a staircase that rose, five minutes, and I’m not
Stoupe herself to try to round the corner. then split off to a landing going to come running to
persuade him not to sell. It approached Caitlyn, on the left and right. you every time there’s any
She drove up the crunchy tail wagging furiously, “This way,” Mr Stoupe sort of problem, but this is
pebbled driveway and sniffed her shoes, then said, ushering her to a a matter that needs
Illustration by David Young.

parked at the front of the jumped up and plonked corridor and through a addressing.”
grand building. two muddy front paws on heavy wooden door. “Oh?”
“Hello,” she said to a man the front of her work suit. “The library,” he “The staff are
who was bent over with his “Ollie! Down!” Mr Stoupe announced. professional journalists,”
back to her, pulling up a snapped. It was all Caitlyn could do Caitlyn explained. “It’s their
couple of weeds that had Ollie lowered himself, not to gasp. job to know what’s going
sprouted. “I’m here to see then immediately jumped A house with its own on around them.
SERIAL: PART 3 OF 3 105

“So it can’t come as a Women’s Institute and the She felt sure she knew “I’m great, thanks,” Lily
complete surprise to you to Blooming Marvellous what he would say. replied.
learn that they have found committee. He’d tell her that local Scarlett had to admit
out about the takeover “It’s smiling kids peering newspapers were on their that Lily did look fresher
offer from Arrowhead out of dens at the summer last legs, that they were than she’d done in a while.
Media.” scheme and the Christmas publications from an earlier “I thought I’d pop round
“I see,” Mr Stoupe said. lights switch-on in winter. time that had had their and see if there are any
“Well, as you say, that’s “The ‘Chronicle’ is also day, and she should return little jobs I can help you
only to be expected.” somewhere you can read to London and a new job with,” Scarlett told her.
“Yes.” the classifieds if you need a on a swish magazine. “Then perhaps we could go
“And are you here to tell second-hand sofa, or a It niggled at her, the for a drive.”
me I have a mutiny on my plumber or a caravan to feeling that Max had never The drive was an idea
hands?” hire,” she finished. genuinely wanted to leave Scarlett had hit on when
“Not at all,” Caitlyn said. Mr Stoupe returned London, and that he was she thought back to
“The fact is, the team think Caitlyn’s gaze. only doing so because she difficult conversations she’d
any such takeover would “You make a very had worked herself sick. had with an adolescent
mean new investment in passionate case, Caitlyn.” She suspected his heart Caitlyn.
the paper – they’re She hoped she did – but had never been in the Sometimes sitting down
speculating about new did she sound too move and he would jump at together, facing each other
computers and fabulous emotional? Should she be any excuse to renege. at the kitchen table or in
new premises.” more business-like? James was different. the sitting-room seemed
“Really?” Mr Stoupe Would a man in her When she pictured too intense, or even
replied. position make a better herself discussing the confrontational.
“But it’s only a matter of case? “Chronicle’s” situation with But side by side in the
time before they dig a bit Caitlyn nodded. him, she felt herself relax. front seats of the Beetle,
deeper and discover what I “If Arrowhead Media Somehow, she just knew both staring ahead, the
already know,” Caitlyn don’t resource the he’d be a good listener words seemed to come
went on. “That half of them ‘Chronicle’ as you have – he would take on board more easily.
will probably lose their done in the past, then her concerns, but would “Oh, let’s leave the
jobs, and the ‘Chronicle’ advertisers will drop out. have no personal agenda housework for now,” Lily
will change from a paper “There will be even less driving any advice he might proposed. “I’d much rather
filled with community news money in the kitty and the propose. go for a drive while the sun
into a second-rate rag.” whole thing will die a slow Caitlyn remembered how is shining.”
Mr Stoupe raised his death,” she added. her mum had nudged Scarlett hesitated.
eyebrows at Caitlyn. “I am appealing to you, James’s accommodating By the time she’d said
“And that is your Mr Stoupe, not to allow personality into a recent her piece, Lily might not
considered opinion?” that to happen.” conversation about how even invite her into her
Caitlyn looked at the Mr Stoupe rose to his Caitlyn and Max’s home, and then she
proprietor levelly. feet, indicating that the relationship featured rather wouldn’t be able to help
She had to hold her audience was concluding. a lot of friction. Lily tidy up.
nerve if she were to make “Well, I have listened to Caitlyn had dismissed the But she didn’t want to
her point effectively. your points and I will take remarks outwardly. start their day with an
“Arrowhead Media might them into consideration,” But inwardly they had argument.
know what they’re doing he assured her. “You can resonated somewhat. “OK,” Scarlett agreed.
with their lifestyle tell your team that no “Grab your things and we’ll
magazines, but I honestly decision has yet been * * * * go.”
believe they bring ruination made, and that they will be Scarlett jumped out of She helped Lily into her
to the smaller, local titles informed of any changes in her old Volkswagen Beetle, jacket, watched her put her
they acquire. due course.” threw her shawl around her keys in her handbag, then
“‘The Oakenridge “Thank you,” Caitlyn shoulders and plonked on took her mother-in-law’s
Chronicle’ is an institution replied, because what else her shoulder bag. arm in what she hoped
round here. People regard could she say? She was visiting Lily passed off as a chummy
it as a trusted friend, and Mr Stoupe and Ollie again. way and helped her into
that means something. accompanied her to the Scarlett sighed as she the front passenger seat.
“They won’t feel the same front door, and she left the took in the grimy windows “Where shall we go?”
about pages and pages of grand house feeling and the reappearance of Scarlett asked, as she put
fashion, wordsearches and distinctly downhearted. weeds in the flower-bed. her key into the ignition.
celebrity gossip. She was far from Lily simply wasn’t “Surprise me!” Lily
“If they want any of that, convinced that Mr Stoupe managing any more. declared.
they’ll look in specialist had found her little speech The chores weren’t Scarlett eased out on to
mags.” at all compelling. getting done and her the main road and drove
Caitlyn clasped her hands If only she could find a mobility was deteriorating. away from the village.
tightly in her lap. way to bring home to him The time had come. There was a nice straight
“The ‘Chronicle’ is the the vital importance of a Scarlett was going to stretch of road up ahead
heart of Oakenridge and newspaper like the have to broach the subject that would take them to
the surrounding area,” she “Chronicle” . . . of a change in living the lake where, if Lily
went on. “It’s young arrangements. hadn’t fallen out with her
families’ first days at school * * * * “Morning, Lily!” she by then, they could have a
and it’s the obituaries of Back at the office, called, with a feigned cup of coffee at the Old
the area’s best-known Caitlyn imagined talking brightness, when Boathouse.
characters. over the proposed Lily answered the door. “Nice to see the sun out,”
“It’s the Scouts, the disastrous sale with Max. “How are you today?” Scarlett commented.
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“It is,” Lily agreed. fiercely independent, but I part of her plan. cake, as a thank-you for
“Caitlyn seems to be can also see that it’s It had crossed her mind taking in Claws.”
settling into her new job,” getting trickier for you to that Lily might move into a “Claws? You mean the
Scarlett continued. “She’s manage the day to day residential home, but she kitten?” Scarlett was
got tons of ideas to freshen stuff.” had dismissed the notion. shocked. “But she’s an
up the ‘Chronicle’.” Lily didn’t reply, so Lily was a little unsteady absolute pet!
“Oh? Like what?” Scarlett continued. and needed some support, “I decided not to name
“Well,” Scarlett began, “I really think the time but she had Peter and her, as I’m really hoping we
“she wants to include more has come for you to Scarlett right there in the can return her to her
voices, so she’s going to consider making some same town, with a spare rightful owner.”
promote the letters page, radical changes,” she said. bedroom and bathroom. James collected coffees
starting with a prize for the “Lily, it’s just not safe for As much as Scarlett loved and slices of Victoria
letter of the week. you to live on your own any Lily, she nevertheless felt a sponge and brought them
“And she’s going to send more. stab of self-pity as she on a tray to the outdoor
out a reporter and “Those stairs give me imagined being stuck at table, where the trio
photographer to carry out nightmares, frankly. And home keeping her chatted easily in the
vox pops on topical issues. your kitchen floor is very mother-in-law company. morning sunshine.
“Plus, she’s initiating a uneven.” No more jumping in the Eventually, James looked
column called Viewpoint, Scarlett expected Lily to Beetle and driving into the at his watch.
where a local person with snap back at her, or launch hills to paint. “I had no idea we’d been
an interesting perspective an almighty sulk, but she No more spontaneously sitting here for so long!” he
can have eight hundred did neither. deciding to catch a train to exclaimed. “I must go.”
words to express “I agree,” Lily replied. “I London to tour the galleries “Your little dog is utterly
themselves and hopefully don’t want to live by myself or buy a dress. charming,” Lily said, giving
get readers thinking and any more. No more taking a whole Minty’s ears a last fondle.
open up a debate.” “It’s started to feel lonely, day under the duvet with a “Caitlyn would love him.”
“It sounds like Caitlyn’s and at night in particular I juicy new novel, just Funny, Scarlett thought, I
going to shake things up,” feel vulnerable.” because she could. was just thinking the same
From now on she would about James.
“Come on – spit it out. I can tell be with Lily all day, every
day. * * * *
something’s bothering you” Which wasn’t terrible – It still felt like a novelty
Lily was good-natured and to Caitlyn to have her own
Lily said. Scarlett gave a little a lot of fun – but Scarlett car.
“Not too much, though,” gasp. How stupid she had had never been so tied She’d passed her driving
Scarlett said. “She knows been! down before, partly test years earlier, but there
the value of maintaining She should have realised because Lily herself had had been no need of a car
the ‘Chronicle’s’ traditions, sooner how Lily was been such an active when she lived in London,
too.” feeling, instead of assuming grandma to Caitlyn. and finding a parking space
“You didn’t bring me out that the only thing she It was going to mean a near her flat would have
to talk about Caitlyn, cherished was her seismic change in lifestyle. been a constant headache.
though, Scarlett – did independence. “Let’s take an outdoor Scarlett had kept the
you?” “How long have you been table and enjoy the fine Beetle insured for both of
“Didn’t I?” feeling this way?” she weather,” Lily proposed. them, so that Caitlyn could
“Oh, Scarlett.” Lily shook asked guiltily. As they strolled over brush up on her driving
her head. “I’ve known you “Oh, not long. Just a little to the wooden benches, a skills when she visited, but
long enough to recognise while,” Lily answered. voice called out to Scarlett Caitlyn had decided that
when you’ve got something Scarlett let out a long and she turned to see she would need her own
on your mind. breath of relief. James. vehicle, so she had bought
“Come on – spit it out. “Peter and I will do “James! How are you?” a smallish saloon car.
I can tell something’s everything possible to help she asked. “This is Lily, my She parked in the train
bothering you.” you move out,” she said. mother-in-law. station car park and looked
Scarlett checked her “We’ll take loads of photos “Lily, this is James, a at her watch – Max’s train
rear-view mirror. of your old place and put friend of Caitlyn’s and the should be arriving any
There was nothing behind them in an album.” man who found the kitten minute.
them. There was nothing in “Thank you, Scarlett,” Lily I’m fostering. By the time Caitlyn had
front of them, either, but said. “That’s good of you. “And I take it this is your read the notices on the
good, straight road. “Look, we’re at the Old spaniel, James.” station noticeboard, a train
It was now or never. Boathouse already. Let me He nodded. had pulled up by the
“All right, then, Lily,” buy you a coffee.” “Yes,” he confirmed. platform.
Scarlett conceded. “I’m Scarlett parked and “This is Minty. Scratch his Max was the first one to
concerned about you. So is helped Lily out of the ears and you’ll have a disembark.
Peter. passenger seat. friend for life. “Hi, you!” Caitlyn called
“I know you love your Her mind was racing as “Now you must let me as he came towards her.
home and I know you’re she anticipated the next buy you both coffee and “Did you have a good

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journey?” “Steady on!” Max said. place,” Scarlett lamented. day about me not wanting
“I would have preferred it “Well, think about it,” she “Did you hear me to live on my own any
if you were taking us to the went on. “Today is complaining?” Peter asked, more?”
hotel,” Max replied through publication day for my a twinkle in his eye. “Yes.”
a frosty smile. re-vamped ‘Chronicle’. Scarlett flashed her “Well, it’s all settled.”
Caitlyn frowned. “You haven’t asked a radiant smile on him. “Settled?” Scarlett
Max had proposed the thing about it, much less “I never hear you replied.
two of them spend the requested to see a copy. complain, Peter, and “Indeed,” Lily stated.
weekend at the Oakenridge “It’s a big deal for me, yet heaven knows I give you “Muriel, Elsie and I are
Arms instead of being with it means nothing to you,” plenty of excuses.” going to sell our houses
her parents at Lavender she pointed out. “Tell the “I’m just grateful to have and buy a big bungalow
Cottage. truth: you don’t really want my dinner made for me,” with one bedroom for each
He had cited Scarlett’s to move out of London at Peter replied amiably. “And of us, plus an extra one for
slapdash housekeeping as all, do you?” by the most beautiful guests – or for a carer,
the reason, even Max sat beside her in woman in Oakenridge.” should any of us need one.
suggesting Caitlyn’s mother silence. He dried his hands and “We’re going to chip in
was liable to land him with “Come on, Max,” she put his arms around his for a cleaner and a
a case of food poisoning. urged him. “Talk to me. wife. gardener, share the
Caitlyn had been hurt And I need you to be “I love you, Scarlett.” cooking and fit a
then, and she was hurt completely honest.” “And I love you, Peter.” dishwasher.
again now. “I meant it at the time – Suddenly a small fluffy “We’ll be like ‘The Golden
She knew for a fact that about us moving here,” he bundle came hurtling Girls’ on TV!”
Scarlett had spent much of replied quietly. “At least, I across the kitchen floor and Scarlett’s jaw dropped.
the week tidying and thought I did.” leapt on Peter’s shoe lace. Then she started to laugh.
cleaning the cottage to “But now?” “Oh, look at her!” Scarlett “Are you serious?” she
make it appealing. “I’m not sure.” gushed. “Isn’t it wonderful checked.
She’d even bought new “Go on.” the way a kitten can make “I am,” Lily replied. “The
towels and stocked up on “I suppose I might not be fun out of just about three of us talked it over at
expensive wine. cut out for life in a small anything?” the bowling club.
Couldn’t he show a tiny town,” Max explained. “I’m “It’s nice having her “We all wanted more
bit of gratitude for her a city boy, born and bred. around,” Peter replied. company, but none of us
family’s sincerely given “It’s what I know. It’s “But I hope we find her are ready to move into a
hospitality? where I belong. Plus, I owner soon. care home.
“Nice wheels,” Max might have met someone.” “If Mum’s moving in, that “It was Elsie’s bright idea
observed, as they Caitlyn’s hands gripped little pet is going to be to buy a place together.
approached Caitlyn’s car. the steering wheel tighter. something of a tripping “At first we all chuckled
“Do you like it?” she “Might have?” she said. hazard.” about it. Then we looked at
asked. “All right then, I have,” he Scarlett smiled, but it one another and we
“I do. We could go for a confessed. “But nothing’s wasn’t genuine. thought: why not? It’s the
long drive tomorrow. Up happened. Not really.” She loved Lily, yet ideal solution.
Summersham way, Caitlyn growled with bringing her to live with “Muriel’s son, Colin, is an
maybe?” he suggested. frustration. them at Lavender Cottage estate agent,” Lily went on,
“Why so far? I was hoping “Why on earth did you marked the end of a long “and he’s said he’ll sell all
to show you Oakenridge’s even bother to come here, chapter in Scarlett’s life, our places free of charge
sights.” Max?” she demanded. which was characterised by and help us find something
“It has sights? They kept He sighed. spontaneity and liberty to suitable to share.
that quiet.” “Because I didn’t know act out her wishes on a “He’s coming round to my
Caitlyn felt her face twist what I felt,” he said. “Not whim. house to do a valuation
in irritation. for certain. It would be a privilege to tomorrow. Isn’t it brilliant?”
Why had Max even “But with every mile the have Peter’s mother with “Lily, it’s a wonderful
agreed to moving to train took me further away them and to be able to plan,” Scarlett agreed. “I
Oakenridge if he couldn’t from London, I grew more offer her a good life. can hear in your voice how
find a single nice thing to and more convinced that I But it came at a cost. happy you are about it.”
say about it? didn’t want to leave. Just then, the phone “Oh, I am, Scarlett,” Lily
As they pulled away, “I’m sorry, Caitlyn,” Max rang. assured her. “I really am.”
Caitlyn felt annoyance rise went on. “I’ve let you down. “I’ll get it, if you can Scarlett scurried back to
up like bile in her throat, “And if you still want me watch the pans,” Scarlett the kitchen to tell Peter the
and suddenly she realised to stay and try and work said, hurrying to the hall. news.
that she needed to speak. things out, then I will.” She lifted the receiver. “There’s never a dull
“Max, you couldn’t make Caitlyn checked her “Hello?” she said. moment with the women in
it any plainer that you’re watch, checked her “Scarlett?” this family,” he observed
starting to regret saying rear-view mirror and “Lily! I was just thinking with a smile. “Colin
you’d move out to the turned the car around. about you,” Scarlett said. Sergeant is a decent bloke.
sticks,” she stated. “You’re just in time to “Is everything all right?” “He’ll get Mum a good
“What?” make the last train back.” “More like perfect, price, I’m sure.”
“You have no interest in actually,” Lily replied. They were speculating on
us making a life here,” * * * * “Really? You certainly what that price might be
Caitlyn explained. “You Scarlett was cooking and sound chirpy – has when they heard a car in
don’t like Oakenridge. Peter was washing up. something happened?” the driveway.
“I don’t think you much “I know – I seem to have “I’d say so – yes,” Lily “That must be Caitlyn
like my family and I’m not used every single pot and said. “Remember that chat and Max coming back from
even sure if you like me.” pan and spoon in the we had in the car the other the station,” Scarlett said.
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“I wonder if they’d be Caitlyn added. “You were thanked Caitlyn and James the Austin.
interested in buying Lily’s, getting rather attached to for their parts in the “I can’t thank you
Elsie’s or Muriel’s place.” that little ball of mischief, reunion. enough,” Caitlyn told
Before she could process weren’t you?” Mr Stoupe took them to James. “Your act of
that thought, Scarlett was “I was, but I’m ever so one side as the woman and kindness might just have
dashing to the front door pleased that we can return child fussed over Sooty. saved our newspaper.”
and throwing it open. her to her rightful home. “I didn’t expect to see “So you think he’s
But outside it wasn’t “It’s a terrible thing, you again so soon,” he decided to hang on to it?”
Caitlyn’s new saloon car in losing a pet. And if this began, looking at Caitlyn. James asked.
the driveway. little girl was only six . . .” “But I am happier than “Perhaps not quite, but
It was a wonderful old “Would it be too much to words can say that it is so. he will,” Caitlyn replied,
Austin – black with ask you to say your “Now, you must let me feeling altogether more
gleaming chrome. goodbyes now?” James give the pair of you confident.
And stepping out of it enquired, making a wincing something as a reward. When James brought
was James! face. “I got the impression “Shall we say five Caitlyn home, Scarlett
“Hello!” Scarlett that young Bethany was hundred pounds?” came rushing out, insisting
exclaimed, always happy to desperate to be reunited “We don’t want your he stay for dinner, unless
greet a visitor. with her pet – whose name money,” Caitlyn stated he had other plans
“Good evening,” James is Sooty, by the way.” firmly. James said he’d be
replied. “Sorry to land on “I’ll just go and fetch James shook his head to delighted, and that his only
you without any warning, her,” Scarlett replied show that he agreed. alternative dinner plans
but I didn’t have a phone happily. “But if you mean what involved a curling corned
number for you and I “Do you mind if I come you say,” Caitlyn went on, beef sandwich.
remembered you said you with you, James?” Caitlyn “and you wish to give us a “What’s happened to
lived on this road, so I asked. “If I bring my truly meaningful reward, Max?” Scarlett whispered
came along hoping to spot notebook I can get the then I would ask you to to Caitlyn as they moved
the Beetle! story myself.” think about this. indoors.
“I hope I’m not “Sure,” James agreed. “The only reason we were “It’s over, Mum.”
interrupting your meal.” “I’d be grateful, actually. able to match that kitten “Oh. I’m sorry,” Scarlett
“Not at all,” Scarlett “She had a tendency to with your granddaughter said.
assured him. “Oh, look, wander all over the car was because we had a “Don’t be,” Caitlyn told
here comes Caitlyn now.” when I last tried to genuine local newspaper her. “I think it was probably
Caitlyn pulled in on the transport her, so an extra via which to do so. over for a while, but neither
gravelled verge just beyond pair of hands would be a “In its current form, of us had managed to
the garden wall. blessing.” ‘The Oakenridge Chronicle’ acknowledge it.”
She stepped out of the Scarlett told them that makes all kinds of local “So you’re not broken
car alone, slammed the dinner was running a bit news, events and other hearted?” Scarkett asked.
driver’s door and locked it. late anyway, so there was matters important. “I suppose I’m a bit sad,”
No Max? plenty of time for Caitlyn to “It gives a platform to Caitlyn admitted. “It’s
What was going on? go with James. everyone who needs or always sad when things
Scarlett decided against Soon they were trundling deserves it. end. But I know it’s the
asking if Max had missed along in the Austin, Caitlyn “This would cease to be right move.
his train. admiring the walnut the case if the current “I feel so much better to
Something told her that dashboard and enjoying bidders are successful – be back in Oakenridge, and
that enquiry would be best the ancient leather smell of they will lay off dedicated, Max would never have
saved for later. the seats. experienced staff and be settled here.”
“Caitlyn! Look who’s “This is where we’re happy to fill the pages with James was already
here,” she said instead. going?” she cried when rubbish about celebrities opening his napkin in his
Caitlyn didn’t look James pulled off the road and bingo competitions, lap at the kitchen table.
entirely herself, yet she and stopped in front of a where the winners could be “Mind if I sit beside you?”
seemed pleased to see pair of high gates. hundreds of miles away.” Caitlyn asked.
their visitor. “Yes. Apparently we need This time, Mr Stoupe “Oh dear,” Scarlett said,
“I have a bit of good to be buzzed in for them to seemed to be giving Caitlyn setting an oven dish of
news,” James announced. open,” James explained. his full attention. something in the middle of
“I’ve had a phone call as a “But this is my boss’s He let her finish, then the table. “I seem to have
result of the piece in the place,” Caitlyn continued. nodded. slightly overcooked
paper. I’ve found the “It’s the home of Jeremy “Very well,” he said. dinner.”
kitten’s owner.” Stoupe, who owns ‘The “Come and see me again “The word is ‘burnt’,
“That is good news!” Oakenridge Chronicle’.” on Monday morning and I Mum,” Caitlyn replied,
Scarlett exclaimed. “What a coincidence,” will give you all the time though she was smiling.
“The reunion will make a James noted as the gates you want to put forward “That’s how you know it’s
nice little follow-up for the swung open. your case. real home-cooking,” James
paper, if the owner is It turned out that Sooty “Bring your deputy, too. pronounced. “Since the
willing,” Caitlyn observed. the kitten was the beloved Let me hear what you have whole lucky Sooty
“The owner is a very pet of Bethany Stoupe, to say.” experience, black’s my
relieved six-year-old called whose grandfather was the Bethany and her mum favourite colour.”
Bethany,” James was able newspaper proprietor. waved Caitlyn and James
to tell them. “And her He, his daughter-in-law off as they drove away in The End.
mother is so happy that I and granddaughter were all
think you will get your immensely grateful to find
story.” Sooty none the worse for Love reading? Don’t miss the Daily Serial on
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Beat The MEASUREMENTS

Chills!
To fit sizes: 81/86 cm
(32/34 ins), 91/97,
(36/38), 102 /107
(40/42), 112/117
(44/46), 122/127
(48/50).
Actual size: 102 cm
(40 ins), 112 (44), 122 (48),
133 (52½), 143 (56½).
Length: 60 cm (23½ ins),
Diamond and cable 60 (23½), 62 (24½),
62 (24½), 63 (25).
patterns are Sleeve seam: 46 cm
combined in this (18 ins).

Aran-inspired sweater MATERIALS


that is worked in a 7 (8, 8, 9, 9) 100-g balls of
King Cole Subtle Drifter
subtle two-tone Chunky, shade Leaf
chunky yarn. (4673). One pair each
5 mm (No. 6) and 6 mm
(No. 4) knitting needles;
cable needle; 2 stitch-
holders.
For King Cole yarn stockists
telephone 01756 703670
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TENSION
14 sts and 20 rows to
10 cm measured over st-st
using 6 mm needles.

ABBREVIATIONS
Alt – alternate;
beg – beginning; cont
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– continue; CBP – slip next


st on cable needle and hold
at back of work, K1, now P1
Images: Eve Conroy. Hair and make-up: Kat McSwein.

from cable needle; CFP – slip


next st on cable needle and
hold at front of work, P1,
now K1 from cable needle;
CR1F – slip next st on cable
needle and hold at front of
work, K2, now K1 from
cable needle; CR2B – slip
next 2 sts on cable needle
and hold at back of work,
K1, now K2 from cable
needle; dec – decrease:
foll – following;
inc – increase: K – knit;
m1 – pick up horizontal
loop lying before next st
and purl into back of it;
P – purl; rem – remain;
rep – repeat; st(s) –
stitch(es); st-st – stocking-
stitch (knit 1 row, purl 1
row); tog – together.

Important Note
Directions are given for five
sizes. Figures in brackets
refer to the four larger sizes.
KNITTING 111
Figures in square brackets [ ] K2, P1, work 20 sts from 2nd
refer to all sizes and are row of Diamond Panel, work
worked the number of times from ★ to ★, K2, [P1, K2] 1
stated. (2, 3, 4, 5) time(s,) P3 (3, 4,
5, 5).
Diamond Panel 3rd row –K3 (3, 4, 5, 5), [P2,
(20 sts) K1] 1 (2, 3, 4, 5) time(s), P2,
1st row (right side) – P5, ★K1, P2, CR1F, CR2B, P2, K1 ★,
CBP, P1, CBP, CFP, P1, CFP, work 3rd row of Diamond
Panel, K1, P2, [CR1F, CR2B] 3
P5.
times, P2, K1, work 3rd row of
2nd row – K5, [P1, K2] 3
Diamond Panel, work from ★
times, P1, K5.
to ★, P2, [K1, P2] 1 (2, 3, 4,
3rd row – P4, CBP, P1, CBP, 5) time(s), knit to end.
P2, CFP, P1, CFP, P4. 4th row – As 2nd row but
4th & every foll alt row working 4th row of Diamond
– Work across 20 sts knitting Panel.
all knit sts and purling all purl 5th to 16th rows – Rep 1st
sts as they present, thus to 4th rows 3 times but
4th row will read – K4, [P1, working 5th to 16th rows of
K2, P1, K4] twice. Diamond Panel.
5th row – P3, CBP, P1, CBP, These 16 rows set patt.
P4, CFP, P1, CFP, P3. Cont in patt until work
7th row – P2, CBP, P1, CBP, measures 60 (60, 62, 62,
P6, CFP, P1, CFP, P2. 63) cm from lower edge,
9th row – P2, CFP, P1, CFP, ending after a wrong-side row.
P6, CBP, P1, CBP, P2. Shape shoulders – Cast off With 6 mm needles, cast on across 26 (30, 32, 36, 38) sts
11th row – P3, CFP, P1, CFP, 10 (10, 11, 11, 12) sts at beg 60 (66, 70, 76, 80) sts evenly of back working K2tog 2
P4, CBP, P1, CBP, P3. of next 6 rows, then 9 (10, and taking care not to cast on (3, 3, 5, 5) times evenly
13th row – P4, CFP, P1, CFP, 10, 12, 11) sts at beg of next tightly. across cabled sts, pick up and
P2, CBP, P1, CBP, P4. 2 rows – 26 (30, 32, 36, Purl 1 row. knit 16 (17, 17, 19, 19) sts
15th row – P5, CFP, P1, CFP, 38) sts. Work in patt: evenly down left side of neck,
CBP, P1, CBP, P5. Slip rem sts on to a 1st row (right side) – K12 knit across 20 (24, 26, 30,
16th row – K6, P1, K2, P2, stitch-holder and leave. (15, 17, 20, 22), P1, K1, P2, 32) sts of front working K2tog
K2, P1, K6. [CR2B, CR1F, P2, K1, P2] twice, 1 (2, 2, 4, 4) time(s) evenly
These 16 rows form Diamond CR2B, CR1F, P2, K1, P1, K12 across cabled sts, finally pick
FRONT (15, 17, 20, 22). up and knit 17 (18, 18, 20,
Panel. Work as back until 16 (18, 18,
2nd row – P14 (17, 19, 22, 20) sts evenly up right side of
20, 20) rows fewer than back neck – 76 (84, 88, 96, 100)
24), K2, [P6, K2, P1, K2] twice,
BACK up to start of shoulder shaping sts.
P6, K2, P14 (17, 19, 22, 24).
With 5 mm needles, cast on have been worked, ending 1st & 2nd rows – Purl.
after a wrong-side row. 3rd row – K12 (15, 17, 20,
80 (88, 96, 104, 112) sts. 22), P1, K1, P2, [CR1F, CR2B, 3rd & 4th rows – Knit.
1st row (right side) – K3, Shape neck – Beg with a 2nd row, now work
P2, K1, P2] twice, CR1F,
[P2, K2] to last st, K1. Next row (right side) – Patt 9 rows in rib as given for back.
CR2B, P2, K1, P1, K12 (15,
2nd row – K1, [P2, K2] until 42 (43, 46, 48, 50), turn. Cast off evenly in rib.
17, 20, 22).
3 sts rem, P2, K1. Cont on this group of sts for To Make Up – Do not press.
left half of neck. 4th row – As 2nd row.
Rep these 2 rib rows until These 4 rows set patt. Join right shoulder and edges
work measures 6 cm, ending Work 3 rows, dec 1 st neatly of neckband. Stitch cast-off
at neck edge on each row – Cont in patt, shape sleeve by
after 1st row. dec 1 st at each end of next edges of sleeves to upper side
Next row (wrong side) – 39 (40, 43, 45, 47) sts. edges of back and front. Join
Work 12 (14, 14, 16, row, then on every foll 6th
P5 (12, 6, 10, 8), ★m1, P3 (6th, 6th, 5th, 4th) row until side and sleeve seams.
(3, 4, 4, 5), rep from ★ until 16) rows straight, thus ending Block if required. See
at side edge. there are 46 (50, 58, 70,
6 (13, 6, 10, 9) sts rem, m1, 48) sts, then on every foll ball-band for further care
purl to end – 104 (110, 118, Shape shoulder – Cast off instructions. ■
6th (4th, 4th, 4th, 3rd) row
126, 132) sts. 10 (10, 11, 11, 12) sts at
until there are 36 (38, 40, 42,
Change to 6 mm needles and beg of next row then on the
44) sts rem. Next week:
patt. two foll alt rows – 9 (10, 10,
Work straight until sleeve knit this stylish jacket.
1st row (right side) – 12, 11) sts.
measures 39 cm, ending after
K3 (3, 4, 5, 5), [P2, K1] 1 Work 1 row straight.
a right-side row.
(2, 3, 4, 5) time(s), P2, ★K1, Cast off rem sts.
Next row – Purl, dec 4 (6, 4,
P2, CR2B, CR1F, P2, K1 ★, With right-side facing, slip next
6, 4) sts evenly across – 32
work 20 sts from 1st row of 20 (24, 26, 30, 32) sts
(32, 36, 36, 40) sts.
Diamond Panel, K1, P2, (centre sts) on to a st-holder
Change to 5 mm needles and
[CR2B, CR1F] 3 times, P2, K1, and leave. Neatly rejoin yarn
work in rib as given for back
work 20 sts from 1st row of at neck edge and work 1 row
until sleeve measures 46 cm
Diamond Panel, work from ★ straight.
or desired length.
to ★, P2, [K1, P2] 1 (2, 3, 4, Complete as left half but
Cast off evenly in rib.
5) time(s), K3 (3, 4, 5, 5). working 1 row more before
shaping shoulder.
Image: Eve Conroy.

2nd row – P3 (3, 4, 5, 5), TO COMPLETE


[K2, P1] 1 (2, 3, 4, 5) time(s),
Neckband – Join left
K2, ★P1, K2, P6, K2, P1 ★, SLEEVES shoulder. With 5 mm needles
work 20 sts from 2nd row of Note: These are worked from
and right-side facing, knit
Diamond Panel, P1, K2, P18, the top down.
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then painted them and


framed them.”
“Well, not everyone is
defined by their job. She
must have had other
qualities.”
“Must she? Anyway,
that’s history. Now it’s
about you and me.”
There had been
woodland walks, lazy
brunches, movie nights and
candlelit dinners.
Carsten had been warm,
attentive and charming.
He had seemed so
delighted to spend time
with Amy that he never
minded working around her
shifts . . . until recently.
“I’m sorry,” she’d said
repeatedly. “I have to
work.”
At some point, he had
stopped responding with
an affectionate shrug and
instead replied with a
dramatic sigh or a scowl.
Amy disliked
disappointing him, but
didn’t really believe she’d
done anything wrong.
“I’ve always worked this
way – I haven’t changed,”
she reminded Carsten.
Carsten resorted to
sulking and at some stage
started calling Amy
“Florence” in a sarcastic
tone.
He wasn’t like this all of
the time.
Often he would shop and
cook so that he could
provide dinner at his place

Amy’s Choice
when Amy was tired after a
busy shift.
When her car was with
the mechanic, Carsten
drove her to and from work
without complaint.
“‘When he is good, he is
very, very good, but when

T
he is bad he is horrid’, to
HE row had been Amy was proud to work as a nurse, quote the nursery rhyme,”
terrible. Courtney, Amy’s flatmate,
Amy was only but would Carsten understand? pronounced.
grateful that she “He’s not horrid. I think
and Carsten didn’t BY EIRIN THOMPSON he wants to be supportive,
live together. but he just gets fed up with
She had been able to me being a no-show.”
stuff her things into her Before long they were “Nursing’s a proper job,” “I suppose that’s why so
shoulder-bag and go home. showing her their verrucas he said. “My ex made many of your colleagues
It was all so unnecessary, and moles and detailing kitchen art – nobody was have relationships with
in Amy’s opinion. their aches and pains. impressed by that.” other people in the
Illustration by Tracy Fenell.

At first, Carsten had Amy was glad to advise “What’s kitchen art?” business,” Courtney
seemed so proud to when she could. “Don’t ask.” observed. “Outsiders don’t
introduce her to his family Everyone thanked her “Now I’m intrigued. You quite get what it’s like.
and friends. and Carsten told her it was can’t leave me hanging.” “Is Carsten worth the
“Amy’s a nurse. She takes the first time his crowd had “All right. She glued hassle?”
care of sick kids,” he’d said, taken any of his girlfriends macaroni and oats and Amy sighed.
squeezing her hand. seriously. lentils and things to canvas, “I honestly don’t know.”
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And now they’d had this between them. blushing at the thought whole family.”
huge row. “Ready for some that Dr Rodgers might “Oh, I’ll get my Christmas
Amy had said she would supper?” Amy enquired. have seen their effigies dinner, all right,” Amy said.
be working on both “In a minute,” Ellie said. kissing. “Betty in the canteen pulls
Christmas Eve and “It’ll take me at least a “Can I have my Rice out all the stops on
Christmas Day and Carsten minute to make it, so speak Krispies with warm milk?” Christmas Day.
had been appalled. up now.” “Sure. Why not? It’s “She says it’s her
“Both days? You’re not “I’m still thinking,” Ellie Christmas Eve.” tradition and she wouldn’t
serious. That’s not fair.” explained. “Look – this is be anywhere else.”
“Children don’t stop you and this is Doctor * * * * The red-haired boy sat up
being ill just because it’s Rodgers.” The big lights had been in bed and rubbed his eyes.
Christmas,” Amy protested. She indicated her toys. switched off in the “Is it Christmas yet?” he
“Yes, but you’re not the “Oh? What are we children’s ward and Amy asked sleepily.
only nurse on the ward – saying?” was checking who was “Not just yet,” Ursula told
what’s everyone else “Dr Rodgers is asking you asleep and who was awake. him, and went to settle him
contributing?” to go to the cinema.” Ellie was spark out, her and tuck in his covers.
“I volunteered to do both Amy laughed. doll wrapped in one arm “Go and get some rest,”
shifts so the nurses with “Is he indeed?” and her teddy in the other. she told Amy. “You’ll need
their own kids at home “Yes. And you’re saying The red-haired boy in the your energy for tomorrow.”
wouldn’t have to,” Amy yes, please. next bed was slumbering Amy pulled on her coat
explained. “It’s a magical “Doctor Rodgers says deeply and the two bays and made her way to the
time for families.” he’ll buy your ticket if you opposite were unoccupied. foyer.
“Right – so it’s just fine if pay for the popcorn.” The staff had made every Through the hospital’s
we miss out.” “Sounds fair. Now, have effort to allow as many glass frontage she could
“Hey! If we’re ever lucky you had time to think yet? children as possible to get see the snow falling in
enough to have children, “Rice Krispies? Toast? home for Christmas. huge, fluffy flakes, landing
wouldn’t you want some of Rich Tea biscuits?” “Ursula, Julie, hi!” Amy on what was already quite
the younger nurses to do “Rice Krispies.” whispered enthusiastically a thick white carpet.
the same for us?” “Coming up. Would you as the two nurses who were “Do you want to build a
“Oh, forget it!” Carsten like orange juice, too?” coming on to cover the snowman?” a voice behind
had cried. “You couldn’t “Yes, please. Nurse night shift appeared. “Any her sang.
make it any plainer that Amy?” sign of a sleigh out there?” Amy turned.
your job comes first, Amy. “Yes?” “No sleigh, but the “Doctor Rodgers! I didn’t
“I can count myself lucky “Are you sure Santa will snow’s coming down thick have you down as a fan of
if it doesn’t come second know where to find me?”
and third, too.” “Perfectly sure. Sister will
“Nursing is more than a set out a mince pie and “You sound devoted to your work.
job to me, Carsten. It’s a some carrots for him and
vocation. the reindeer when you go I’m working both days, too”
“When I’m on the ward I to sleep tonight.
feel useful and that I can “When you wake and fast,” Ursula replied. ‘Frozen’.”
make a difference. tomorrow, you’ll see what The curtains had been “Isn’t everyone? Are you
“I feel valued, which is he’s left for you.” pulled for a while. heading home? Can I offer
more than I’m getting from Ellie gave a wide smile, “It wasn’t forecast, as far you a lift?”
this relationship right now.” showing where her two as I know,” Julie said. “It’s “That’s very kind – and
“So you’re ending things front teeth were missing, caught everybody out.” very tempting.
between us?” Carsten then pressed her doll’s and Amy pulled back a corner “I don’t like driving in
demanded. teddy’s faces together. of the curtain to peek out. weather like this.
“I didn’t say that.” “Look, you and Doctor Her colleagues weren’t “But I must – I’m working
“It’s what you meant.” Rodgers are kissing!” exaggerating – it was again tomorrow. I’ll need
“I don’t know what I Ellie laughed at this, and something of a blizzard! my car to get back in.”
meant. Look, maybe we Amy was just about to “Not the best conditions “You’re working both
need some time apart.” giggle, too, when she heard for driving home, but very Christmas Eve and
“You’re walking away.” a voice behind her. festive,” she pronounced. Christmas Day?”
“I’m going home. I need a “Ellie – you’re looking “Maybe you should call a “I sound like a sad case,
bath and a decent sleep.” brighter.” taxi,” Ursula suggested. don’t I?”
“And after that?” Oh, no! Dr Rodgers! How “I don’t fancy my chances “You sound devoted to
“I’m not sure.” much had he overheard? of finding one on Christmas your work. I’m working
Back at the flat, Courtney Dr Rodgers was the new Eve night. both days, too.
produced a box of tissues. senior registrar. “I hope the slope down to “Look, the snow can’t
“I hate rows.” Amy had The children he treated the roundabout is gritted.” keep coming down at this
sobbed. adored him. “Where are you spending rate for long.
“Maybe you should call “I am brighter,” Ellie Christmas Day? Do you “How about I buy you a
time on this relationship,” replied. “Santa’s coming have far to travel?” Julie coffee from the vending
Courtney replied. “It’s not tonight.” asked Amy. machine and we wait here
making you very happy.” “Then I’d better be quick, “Not far – I’m working,” for a few minutes before
so you can go to sleep,” Amy said with a grin. venturing out?”
* * * * Dr Rodgers said. “Oh, back again?” Ursula “OK,” Amy answered.
Ellie was sitting up in her “It’s all right – I haven’t responded. “I’ll go home for “And I wouldn’t say no to a
hospital bed, holding her even had my supper yet.” a sleep after this shift. KitKat.”
doll and teddy aloft and “I’ll fetch that right “Kevin’s cooking Dr Rodgers told Amy to
managing a conversation away,” Amy said, still Christmas dinner for the call him Bryan.
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As they sat in the foyer, “Yes!” Rory perked up. She wasn’t sure, and With so few patients the
she learned that he had a “Gravy?” perhaps not being sure was staff weren’t overstretched.
Golden Retriever called “Yes!” insufficient grounds for Amy was allowed to take
Robbie. “Brussels sprouts?” behaving like a singleton. Rory to see his parents.
“Is there someone at “Y . . . no!” She had wondered Their injuries meant they
home with him when you’re “I nearly caught you whether she wanted to try were confined to their
not there?” Amy asked, there! OK. Let me go and to fix things with Carsten. beds.
then backtracked. “Sorry get ready to serve up. Was she hesitating They were exceedingly
– that sounded like I was “You can play with your because of the ugliness of a grateful to see their son.
prying. dinosaurs until I come Christmas break-up? Rory would be free to go
“I was just thinking that it back.” In the end, Amy decided home with his auntie the
must be difficult to manage It was thanks to Courtney to dodge dinner with next day, all being well,
with your long hours here.” that Rory had had a Bryan, giving the excuse of where she and his cousins
Bryan smiled. satisfactory visit from ward duties. would make a fuss of him
“I live alone – apart from Santa Claus. She arrived in the until his parents were
Robbie – but the family As a member of the canteen just as he was discharged.
next door have two very hospital choir, who leaving. All the presents had been
responsible teenagers who rehearsed on a casual “You didn’t exaggerate,” opened, the crackers pulled
are happy to earn a few basis, she had visited some he told her, grinning as he and plenty of treats
quid for dog-sitting. of the wards to sing carols. placed his tray on the enjoyed where possible.
“They walk him and feed Courtney had been trolley. “I won’t need to eat Finally, it was time for
him when I’m working.” singing in the children’s for a week.” Amy to leave.
“How about you? Who’s ward when little Rory was “I’m glad you enjoyed it,” She would drive straight
at home?” admitted, and deduced Amy replied. to her parents’ place for
“Just my flatmate, that, with his parents also “Actually, I’m pleased I supper before sharing gifts.
Courtney. She’s an receiving care, there was caught you,” Bryan added. In the foyer, however, she
administrator in A and E.” no-one to do the needful. “I was wondering . . . I’m stopped in her tracks.
“Is she working over “What have you asked sure you have a lot on over There was Carsten,
Christmas, too?” Santa for, Rory?” she had Christmas, but do you think sitting on the benches by
Amy looked at her watch. enquired. you might join me for a the shuttered convenience
“She should be back at He had confided that he’d drink at some point?” shop.
the flat by now, but she’s written a letter requesting “Oh . . . I –” “What are you doing
heading north tomorrow to “dinosaur stuff”. “I’ve put you on the spot. here?” Amy asked,
see her family – assuming Courtney had telephoned Tell you what, let me give surprised.
the roads are driveable.” the big toy shop in town you my mobile number “I had to see you,”
“Although it does look as and more or less insisted and, if you feel like it, Carsten said, rising to his
if the snowfall is tailing off,” that they put together a phone me.” feet.
Amy said. “Maybe we package of whatever Amy’s mind was racing. “Oh. Any reason?”
should make a dash for our dinosaur merchandise they What about Carsten? “Because I have
cars.” still had on the shelves, They hadn’t officially said something to say to you –
and deliver it to the things were over. well, more than one thing
* * * * children’s ward before She’d not even admitted to say, in fact.”
It was Christmas Day on midnight. to herself whether she “And it has to be now?
the children’s ward. Some time after Amy wanted that to be the case. I’ve just had two very long
Ellie’s mum and dad were had gone off duty, the Taking another man’s days.”
sitting by her bed, helping manager had turned up number sounded like going “I know. And I know
her construct a picture with bags of goodies – behind Carsten’s back. you’re tired, but it’s a good
from fuzzy felt. plastic models, a dinosaur But if she took the tired – I get that now.”
Her two older brothers board game, jigsaw and number, it didn’t “You do?”
were nearby, trying to get dominoes, a dinosaur necessarily mean she had Carsten looked at Amy
to grips with the yo-yos schoolbag and pencil case. to call. with a serious demeanour.
they’d found in their Amy hadn’t slept any “I’d like to, Bryan,” she “I’m sorry, Amy. I’m sorry
stockings. better than an excited child managed to say. “But I I’ve been such a grump
Amy was chatting to the herself. don’t think I can. about you working over
little red-haired boy who’d This was because Bryan “I mean, not yet.” Christmas.
been admitted the previous had asked if they could try “Do I detect some “I was wrong – it’s a
evening after a car crash. to schedule their lunch unfinished business?” noble calling, being a
His parents were also breaks so they could eat “That’s a fair way of nurse, and it’s to your
injured, although not in any Christmas dinner together. putting it.” great credit that you put
danger. “You’ve given it the big “OK. I can wait. your patients ahead of your
But they were in a sell,” he told her. Meanwhile, enjoy lunch – I own fun.”
different part of the Amy knew it wasn’t can recommend the bread “I see. Well . . . thank
hospital. exactly a date, sharing a sauce.” you.”
“It’ll soon be time for workplace lunch, yet it was He smiled at Amy with “That’s not all. I started
lunch, Rory,” Amy told him. something – wasn’t it? the same warm, kind eyes asking myself why I was so
“Are you hungry?” She’d started thinking he showed the frightened ratty about it, and I figured
“Yes . . .” He frowned. about Carsten. children he treated, then it out – I was jealous.”
“That’s good. You need to Would it be a betrayal to he walked away. “Jealous?”
eat well to get better. Do have a pre-organised lunch “Jealous that you were
you like turkey?” with Bryan? * * * * doing something with your
“Yes.” But was her relationship It was a happy Christmas life that meant so much to
“Roasties?” with Carsten even still on? afternoon on the ward. you and others.
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“Jealous that your work Carsten’s face darkened.
was so fulfilling and “You think you’re better
rewarding, while I was just than me – just because Arroword
doing a job for a monthly you’re already trained and
pay packet. doing the job. U C D B
From
“So I’ve decided, in a “You don’t think I can do P H Y S I O E AR T H P84 and
O AN T S A O
nutshell, if you can’t beat it. Maybe it suits you
A S P F L O A T H E P96
’em, join ’em!” better to be Saint Amy T R E C A L L A
“Meaning?” while I’m just selling status R AD AR S A L I V A
“I’ve decided to become a symbol motors to vacuous G I N L E T COP
nurse! I have the right rich people.” C E L L O R E J E C T
A levels and, with your Amy sighed wearily. SLEIGH
help, I reckon I can get in “Listen to yourself,
to university.” Carsten,” she said. “This is
“I’m a bit taken aback,” why you and I aren’t
Amy confessed. working. Kriss Kross Numberjig
“I’m surprised myself,” “At least, it is for me. A A 6 2 5 1 3 5 6
Carsten admitted. “I One minute you’re my GR E E N L AN D L 7 4 5 8 6 6 0 7 8
T A
assumed I’d sell cars for greatest advocate, the next N A S
7 5 1 6 5
6 7 2 6 2 6 5 7 4
the rest of my working life.” you’re running me down. O MUR MAN S K
5 8 7 7 3 6 7 2 3 6
R C A
“It would mean a big “I’m tired of it. I’m sorry. W T I 8 4 7 0 4 7 3 2
drop in income, going back I really hope you find what F ARC T I C C 0 2 2
A Y A C E 7 1 1 6 4 7 3 2
to being a student,” Amy you’re looking for, but this R N L 8 8 2 4 5 2 3 3 3
pointed out. is the end of the road for MOUN T A I N A 8 6 4 5 5 4 6
E D N
“I know. But I’m prepared you and me.” S L A P L AND
3 8 7 6 7 2 0 4 7 8
3 2 0 1
for that. As Amy drove to her 4 3 1 1 1 8 2 7 3 1 6 2
“I could take in a lodger, parents’ home, the roads LOG FIRE
if it comes to it. Unless . . .” were now clear of snow,
“Unless what?” although there were quite a Wordsearch Spot The Difference
“Unless you fancy moving few snowmen still standing T E L A H C H Z E Y Z T V
into my place and we share in gardens along the way. T K T H K S K A T E S I I
what we have until I She should have felt I M A N T S D R S U C I S
N T I R L R E H I E L M O
qualify.” tired, after her two long F R I O O I E N P T Y O R
Amy sat down on the shifts, yet she actually felt L L P E C N G O N D O L A
bench. strangely weightless, or at U E U A A D A N A C G A D
G R L R E M I N E O L L T
Carsten plonked himself least unencumbered. O G R A R C F I G E O S H
next to her, peering It must be because she M A P E S Y N G N E V O D
eagerly into her face. no longer had “unfinished R T G U S P L A S L E D I
A U E N C E E M R O S R T
“What do you think?” business”. L I A E S K P N H F N Y U
Carsten asked. She was now free to do
“I think the world as she pleased.
certainly needs more Did she wish she had
nurses,” Amy replied. “And Bryan’s phone number,
I think it’s great that you after all?
want to do something that A little of her did, but
Fits And Starts
feels worthwhile to you. most of her knew that 1 Economy 2 Caramel 3 Assumed 4 Smuggle
5 Fashion 6 Plateau 7 Bicycle
“But this is something there was no sense in NAUGHTY
you must choose for bouncing from one
yourself, Carsten. relationship straight into
“It can’t be a gesture to another. Short And Sweet Suguru
please me.” She’d take a while just to 2 3 2 4 5
AB HOR
“It isn’t. I mean, I hoped be herself and then she’d F O A B 1 4 1 3 1
you’d be glad, but I think see how things were. E BO OK A 5 3 2 5 4
I’m doing it for the right Bryan had said he was R A K 4 1 4 1 2
A T RAC E 3 5 2 3 5
reasons.” willing to wait and she L O S R
“Then I wish you all the believed him. 2 4 1 4 1
VO DKA
1 3 5 2 3
very best and I hope this Amy pulled into her
new path delivers all that parents’ driveway and
you’re looking for. looked through the sitting-
“However, it won’t put room window. Codeword Anagrammist
you and me back together.” The fire was roaring in
“What? Why not? Doesn’t the grate and the
J I T T E R Y L A V A Cossack,
U N E I A N N
it prove I can be a better Christmas tree was lit up in NUN CO N S CR I P T Phantom,
person? Helping others?” the corner. F E H S Q S I Pointer,
“Maybe. You’ll find out They’d kindly left the
A P RON E X UD E D Teeming,
Z I I E K
along the way. curtains open to greet her. E NR I CH R E DD E N Trainer,
“But you and I are at very The front door flew open D E A S I Marbled,
different points in our and her mum and dad
A S Y L U M CRO F T Largely
S C I U E W T
journey, Carsten. waved from the step. COUR T E S AN I R E
“You might be surprised “You’re here!” her mum A E Y H C N R CHIMNEY
BOD Y S Y N E RGY
at how difficult you find it cried. “Now it really is
– or just the opposite.” Christmas!” ■ I T Z GWY J U L R E V Q
AKBCDHMN F X P SO
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believe it?
Would you
1939
is the year
Rudolph the
Red-nosed
Reindeer
was
I’d Like To Know created.

Q How many people use the London


Underground every year?

Transport for London says the Tube


1 in 5
A can see up to five million passenger Britons have donated an
journeys a day, meaning more than one billion unwanted Christmas
trips are taken annually. In 2019 there were present to charity,
1.35 billion passengers using the service. according to a survey.
At peak times, there are more than 543
trains operating around London’s 272
underground stations. The Tube launched in
1863, and the busiest stations these days £31
include King’s Cross, Tottenham Court Road
was the estimated
and Waterloo. The tracks combine to create a
network around 400 km in length.
average cost of a
traditional Christmas
dinner for four last year.

Q made
I watch them when they’re on TV, and it
me wonder. How many James Q inI know the Lake District
north-west England is 5 weeks
Bond films have been released to date? big, but exactly how big?
was how long Band Aid’s
A total of 27 Bond films have been The Lake District is
A released to the world – the first being A England’s largest national
“Do They Know It’s
Christmas?” stayed at
“Dr. No” in 1962. park at 2,362 square No.1 in the UK when it
The last was “No Time To Die” in 2021. kilometres – and nearly was released in 1984.
Scottish actor Sean Connery was the first 30,000 hectares of this is
James Bond, and he featured in seven films woodland. The region also
before hanging up his 007 boots.
Roger Moore, meanwhile, has also starred in
seven of the James Bond films.
plays host to England’s largest
lake – Windermere – which is
14.8 square kilometres.
3
The James Bond films are based on writer The Lake District is also is the number of times the
Ian Fleming’s book character of the same home to England’s highest 1984 song has been
name. Twenty-five of the films were made by mountain, Scafell Pike. re-released – 1989, 2004
Eon Productions, and two were created by In 2019 the region had and 2014.
another company. 19.89 million visitors.

227,000 miles
Something we didn’t of wrapping paper is
binned in the UK every
know last week . . . Christmas, according to
estimates.
Two astronauts once surprised the
ground control team with a rendition
of “Jingle Bells” from space – using a
harmonica and bells. The tune, played
on NASA’s Gemini 6A space flight in
December 1965, holds the Guinness
World Record as the first song played
in space.
Images: Shutterstock.

The tune, written in the mid-1800s,


wasn’t actually a Christmas song to
begin with, but it took on a festive
connection over the years.

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He put the bird to his ear


and shook it ever so gently.
“It sounds like
something’s come loose
inside,” he remarked.
He held the bird aloft and
looked into his open beak.
“I can see the part that
used to make the whistle,”
he said. “I think I might
know how it worked.
“If only I could get at it, I
might be able to reattach
it.”
“Markus is really good at
fixing things,” Harriet said
with pride.
Markus passed her the
robin, which had a little
eyelet screwed into his
back bearing a loop of
green ribbon.
She hung him from one of
the most prominent

The
branches where he jigged a
little before coming to rest.
“It’s my favourite of all
the decorations,” Harriet
said. “It’s got the best
story. Please, tell it, Gran.”
Nell should have been

Robin’s Song
expecting this request, but
it still caught her out.
She wondered if it was
appropriate, what with
Markus being German.
“Oh, I don’t think we
need to hear that one.” She
shook her head
emphatically.
Nell would always fondly remember the “But Christmas wouldn’t
be the same without your
year she given this precious decoration . . . robin story.”
“I doubt Markus will be
BY BECCA ROBIN interested.” Nell made big
eyes at Harriet, who

N
seemed to realise what the
ELL was university together. Markus removed a problem was.
spending a lovely It was a tribute to his wooden robin decoration “Honestly, Gran, it’s fine.
afternoon by the feelings for Nell’s youngest from the box. Markus knows there were
fireside. granddaughter that he’d He turned it over gently prisoners of war in this
Harriet, her jumped at the offer to stay in his hands, running his country.”
twenty-year-old with her family this fingertip over the intricate “Ah, it was made by a
granddaughter, was Christmas rather than carving of the feathers. German prisoner of war?”
dressing the tree with all return home to Germany. Nell smiled to see the old Markus asked. “That’s so
the well-loved decorations. He explained that his robin. He didn’t look in bad interesting.
Harriet had always been brother and family were shape, from his red-painted “I’ve read lots of accounts
a stickler for this Christmas staying with his parents, so breast to his gleaming that they were treated well
Eve tradition – although they wouldn’t be too lonely black eyes. in the camps in Britain.
there was a difference this without him. “A long time ago he could “Please, go ahead and
year as her boyfriend, In any case, he and sing,” she explained. “His tell the story.”
Markus, was taking part. Harriet would be flying tail is hollow. They both looked keen.
Nell couldn’t help but over to see them before “As a child I used to blow Nell was persuaded there
notice the adoring smiles the start of term. into the end, but the was no harm in doing so.
they gave each other and Each decoration had its whistle mechanism in his She cast her mind back
Illustration by Mandy Dixon.

how their hands touched as own story, from the paper throat broke so now he’s to the Christmas of 1946,
he passed her the lantern Nell’s mother had mute.” when she was seven years
decorations one by one. owned as a child to the Markus tried blowing old.
It added to the charm of pom-pom snowman that softly into the tail.
the scene. Harriet made at school. Nothing emerged from * * * *
Markus was a lovely lad. “This is beautiful. Is it the little robin’s beak but a The war had been over
He and Harriet were at hand-made?” small puff of wind. for more than a year.
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The British servicemen Christmas dinner, so she “You’re dripping wet. “I was sitting with all the
and women had returned had to be patient. Please, let me take your other men being driven
home, including Nell’s There was a knock on the coat and hat,” Nell’s dad into town.
father, who had served as a front door. offered. “The townsfolk have been
mechanical engineer. Nell looked out of the Nell’s mum insisted their so generous, inviting us
It was going to take a bay window and saw two guest sit in the armchair into their homes for
while for the country to men, one dressed in beside the fire and gave Christmas.
recover, with food scarce uniform and the other in a him a glass of sherry. “We value the gesture
and rationing still in force. belted raincoat and hat. “Really, this is all too very much, I have to say.
The prisoners of war in For a moment, she kind,” Franz kept “Anyway, in flew the
the nearby camp were still wondered if two prisoners repeating. robin and he landed on the
being sent to work on local of war were coming to Although he smiled, he floor in our midst and
farms. dinner that day. looked a little stunned, as continued to sing.”
That year, for the first Her father ushered both though this were a great, “Where did he go then?”
time, British families were men inside out of the rain. unexpected honour. Nell asked.
allowed to invite the In a short while the man “We must have a toast.” “As soon as we pulled up
prisoners into their homes in uniform re-emerged and Nell’s dad held his own outside your house, guess
to celebrate Christmas, walked briskly down their glass of sherry aloft, while what?
should they so wish. front path to where a truck
Nell’s family had been was waiting in the road.
ready with their offer. She guessed he was one She cast her mind back to
She’d overheard her of the guards from the
mother and father camp who had come to the Christmas of 1946
discussing it and sensed deliver their guest.
sympathy for those so far “Nell!” her father called, Nell and her mother raised “The robin flew out of the
away from their loved ones. and she ran into the lounge their glasses of lemonade. truck as though he had
By now, the men at the to greet their visitor. “Here’s to a very happy reached his destination,
camp were well-liked by Her mother was already Christmas. too. What do you make of
many locals who’d got to shaking hands with the “We are delighted our that?”
know them. man who had a very guest can join us this year.” “I wonder if he’s still in
It was Christmas morning pleasant, smiling face. “Happy Christmas!” They the garden?”
and “Family Favourites” He could speak English all raised their glasses. Nell ran to the window
was on the wireless. well, although he spoke Nell’s mum excused but the rain streaking the
Kneeling up on a chair very softly and seemed shy. herself to check on the glass obscured her view.
before the kitchen table, “Here’s our daughter, turkey and make the gravy. “I don’t think the robin
Nell hummed along to the Nell.” Little by little, the would like it outside in this
festive tunes as she made “Ah, they told me a little conversation between bad weather.”
breadcrumbs for the bread girl lives here. Please, call Nell’s dad and Franz began “I’m sure he’s found a
sauce. me Franz.” to flow more easily. warm dry place by now,”
Her mum prepared the He put out his hand and Naturally, they stayed off Franz assured her. “I got
fine turkey they’d been Nell shook it, feeling very the subject of recent the feeling he may have
lucky enough to get hold of grown up. hostilities. been looking for a new
and her dad was in the “I have a daughter called Franz remarked on Nell’s home.”
scullery preparing Frida. She is nine years old. Christmas stocking and Before long, the three of
vegetables grown in their “I can show you a recent talked about similar them were called to the
own garden. photograph, if you like?” customs in Germany. dinner table.
Her mum was expecting From his jacket’s inner He described his home There were tureens full of
Nell’s little brother, pocket he pulled a small, town where he worked as a steaming hot vegetables, a
Michael, so Nell and her leather wallet. carpenter and they listened boat of delicious gravy and
dad were doing as much of Inside was a black-and- with interest. a dish of bread sauce,
the work as they could. white photo of a smiling Then he embarked upon which Nell was quick to say
Later, Nell was given the girl standing hand in hand a most peculiar tale, which she’d helped make.
job of laying the table in with a woman, presumably seemed chiefly directed at Her dad sat at one end of
the dining-room. her mother. Nell. the table and carved the
By contrast to the wet It was only later Nell’s “You’ll never believe it in golden turkey.
and windy weather outside, dad explained that Franz all this rain, but a little It was large enough to
the room was snug with a would not have seen his robin accompanied me allow for generous
fire lit in the grate. daughter in years. here today. portions, along with sage
Her dad had placed Communication between “As we were leaving the and onion stuffing.
sprigs of holly over the prisoners and their loved camp, I noticed him There was also a bottle of
picture frames and Nell ones had only been sheltering in the branches peapod wine made by
had spent several days recently allowed. of a tree and singing away Nell’s dad the previous
making a long paper chain Nell began to understand so merrily. summer.
out of newspaper. how precious this “Then to my surprise, he To Nell it seemed like a
Nell was fizzing with photograph must have flew in through the opening feast, especially as she
excitement at the thought been to him. at the back of the truck.” couldn’t remember the last
of her stocking hanging “And that’s your wife?” Nell’s eyes grew round. time she’d eaten turkey.
beside the fireplace. Nell’s mum asked. She looked at her dad, who Once, she glanced across
Santa had filled it to the “Yes, Greta.” was smiling broadly. the table and saw Franz
brim but it was the “She looks very nice.” Franz continued. He was dabbing at his eyes with a
tradition in their family not The conversation paused evidently a great handkerchief.
to open presents until after as they studied the photo. storyteller. Her dad didn’t say
120

anything but reached present to the child he’d imagined that when I made Markus weren’t soaked.
across and patted their been told was living there. my robin sing, somewhere An explosion of laughter
guest on the arm, for which He’d handed the gift to in Germany another little in the hallway announced
Franz nodded his thanks. her dad, who had sneaked robin was singing, too.” the pair’s return.
“It has to be the most it into her stocking. “What a beautiful story,” By the time they entered
delicious meal I have ever But at that moment it Markus said. the lounge, they’d removed
tasted,” he said. was all such a mystery, “Unfortunately, he their coats and scarves and
Nell helped her mother Nell was overjoyed. dropped off the tree a few were drying their hair with
clear the plates, having “Thank you so much.” years ago and his whistle towels.
rejected his offer of help. She beamed at their guest. broke. I was ever so upset.” “We managed to shelter
“Well, I hope you’ve still “Did you carve the robin?” Nell sighed. “If I could only through the worst of it,”
got room for Christmas Franz inclined his head reattach that little part.” Harriet assured her.
pudding and custard,” modestly. Markus studied the robin “But we ran most of the
Nell’s mother said. “I think he may still have again. way home.”
“The feast to end all a Christmas song for you.” “Harriet, do you have “Come and warm
feasts.” Franz shook his He did a mime as though something like tweezers?” yourselves by the fire,” Nell
head in wonder. playing a whistle. Before long, they’d set up insisted.
Nell’s dad said he would Nell turned the robin a little workstation on the Her granddaughter did
coffee table. so, but then the little robin
They amassed a range of on the table caught her
They all held their breath as tools including tweezers eye.
from Harriet’s make-up “Has it been two hours
Markus inserted the loose part bag, a long thin knitting yet?” she checked.
needle and a tube of extra “One hour and forty-five
wash up later, so after the over and noticed his hollow strong glue. minutes.” Nell had been
pudding they retired to the tail. Franz nodded his Harriet brought the lamp timing it. “I’ll put the kettle
lounge where coffee was encouragement as she held from the study to provide on while we’re waiting.”
served to the adults. it to her mouth and blew. extra light for her boyfriend They sat drinking tea for
“You’ve been waiting The sweetest piping trill to work by. another fifteen minutes
patiently all morning,” emerged from the bird’s It was a fiddly job, and it while the excitement
Nell’s mum said to her. beak, answered by took a while, but Markus mounted.
“It’s only right you should appreciative laughter from worked slowly and patiently “Can we see if it’s worked
open your presents now.” the adults. without getting flustered. now?” Harriet begged.
Nell was so excited as “Oh, that’s even more Nell felt confident the “The moment of truth,”
she took down the stocking special!” Nell declared. robin was in safe hands. Markus declared.
from its hook. “I have also made one for He used the tweezers to Harriet passed the robin
Strangely, it looked and my dear Frida,” Franz said. remove the small part to Nell.
felt fuller than it had when “One day soon, I hope to which had come loose and “You should be the one
she’d run downstairs to be able to give it to her in then inserted a dab of glue to try it, Gran. Go on.”
check that Santa had been. person.” using the end of the Nell hesitated, then
She was sure she couldn’t After playing with the knitting needle, both inside placed the robin to her lips.
remember the present at robin for a little while, Nell the bird’s mouth and on She blew gently and that
the top being wrapped in went and hung it on the the part he’d removed. same sweet, piping trill she
blue paper. Christmas tree in the They all held their breath remembered so well
When had the extra gift corner of the room. as Markus inserted the emerged from his beak.
been added? loose part very delicately “He’s good as new,” she
Nell removed it and, * * * * with the tweezers. marvelled. “I never thought
kneeling on the hearthrug, “Franz came to see us “According to the I would hear him sing
unwrapped it while the several times and we instructions, the glue again. Thank you very
adults looked on. became good friends.” should be perfectly dry in much.”
She gasped as the little Nell was reaching the end two hours.” “You’re welcome,”
wooden robin rolled into of her story. “I don’t know if I can wait Markus said. “Thank you
her lap. Harriet and Markus had that long.” Harriet laughed. for letting me stay this
Picking it up, she been listening intently. “Patience, my love,” Christmas.”
examined the beautifully “Conditions relaxed at Markus said jokingly. After they’d each had a
carved and painted bird. the camp, and the men After hanging the rest of turn at making him sing,
“Aha! That’s where the were allowed to come and the decorations on the the little robin was
little robin went,” Franz go more freely over the tree, the two young people suspended from the branch
said. next few months. decided to go for a walk. once more.
Nell’s parents laughed “At last, Franz was able While they were out, it He jiggled a little before
with pleasure. to return to his family in began to rain heavily, much coming to a standstill.
The penny dropped for Germany. to Nell’s dismay. At different points that
Nell that Franz’s earlier “It would have been the Soon, long streaks of rain evening, Nell’s eyes came
story had been made up, first time he’d seen them in were blown across the to rest upon the dear little
leading to this surprise. years. Just imagine how window-pane, obscuring fellow with his red breast
It made the gift even happy he must have been. her view of the outside and gleaming black eyes.
more delightful. “The following Christmas, world. She couldn’t help but
At a later date, Nell’s we received a photograph It put her in mind of that wonder whether
father would explain that of the three of them with Christmas long ago when somewhere in Germany an
when he’d first entered the Frida holding up a robin they’d welcomed their identical robin was still
house, Franz had asked identical to my own. other German guest. singing his own Christmas
permission to give a “After that, I always She hoped Harriet and song. ■
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realised with a shock, since


they had last met.
Without warning, Martin
was rocked by a jolt of
sadness so strong that it
was like a physical pain.
Was it those little boys in
the advert?
Despite himself, he found
he was moved by the
children’s joy and wonder.
The scene stirred a
memory: nostalgia for a
distant, rose-tinted past
shared with the brother he
had loved.
He sat up and peered
intently at the screen, which
seemed blurred.
As he adjusted his
glasses, he realised with
surprise that it wasn’t the
TV picture or his glasses
that were at fault.
It was his eyes, which
were wet with tears.

Always By
But then, mercifully, the
advertisements were over.
He was back on the mean
streets of Edinburgh, with
detective John Rebus and
Siobhan, his loyal sergeant.
Martin sank back into his

Your Side
armchair, trying to push the
unsettling thoughts to the
back of his mind.

* * * *
During the following days,
as he went about his daily
tasks, Martin found his
mind straying towards
Will Martin and Bruce be able to Bruce and the quarrel that
had led to their rift.
recover their relationship? For a moment he allowed
himself to think about
how much he missed his
BY JENNIFER GREGORY
brother – even more so

O
since his recent retirement.
H, give me to enjoy their supermarket lives of their own. But then he dismissed the
strength,” Martin turkey dinner. These days he had little thoughts.
fumed as the But Martin knew from contact with them, apart Harsh, hurtful words had
episode of bitter experience that from a card at Christmas. been spoken on both sides,
“Rebus” was families could be a source of Far from being the season wrenching open a chasm
interrupted again by a sorrow as well as happiness. to be jolly, he reflected between the two of them.
stream of Christmas And many people, grimly, for him this was now And after all this time,
advertisements. including him, no longer had simply the season to be Martin wasn’t sure it could
Sighing, he pressed the any family to share the endured, as stoically as ever be bridged.
mute button on his TV celebrations with. possible. As he trundled the
remote control, silencing It had been different when And yet . . . vacuum over the living-room
overblown perfume ads and Jill, his wife of over 40 He shifted in his chair as carpet, his eye was caught
jolly scenes of happy years, had been alive. the unwelcome thought by the photograph on the
families tucking into turkey. Although children had not bubbled, unbidden, to the mantelpiece.
Every year, he thought, come along, they had built surface of his mind. It was of Jill, his late wife,
we’re force-fed this busy, fulfilling lives. It wasn’t strictly true, was relaxed and smiling on
Illustration by Kirk Houston.

sugar-coated fiction of Their various nephews, it, that he had no family? holiday a few years ago.
Christmas magic and family nieces and godchildren had There was Bruce, the He switched off the
togetherness. helped to fill the gap. elder brother he’d turned machine, his expression
Like the advertisement But now Martin was a his back on amid a storm of softening.
showing now, with two small widower and the angry recriminations. “I miss you, Jill,” he said
boys excitedly building a godchildren and young Bruce. aloud, picking up the
snowman before rushing in relatives were busy building It was almost a year, he photograph. “In less than
SHORT STORY 123

two years, I’ve lost the two round of golf with me “Sue won’t mind, if that’s After a moment, he
people who meant most to tomorrow?” what’s worrying you. cleared his throat.
me in the world.” “She always orders an “You’ll think I’m going
“But you haven’t really * * * * enormous turkey. There’ll doolally but I keep hearing
lost Bruce, have you?” a It was a bright, crisp day, be plenty to go round. Jill’s voice in my head, as
voice in his head pointed but cold. “Are you sure you won’t clearly as if she’s in the
out; a voice that, in his After their round of golf, come for an hour or two?” room.
distress, sounded like Jill’s. they went for lunch at the “Honestly, Billy, I’m sure,” “She keeps telling me the
He knew, of course, that it Wheatsheaf, a nearby pub. Martin insisted. “I’m used to same as you – forgive and
was a trick of the mind. The bar was warm and a quiet Christmas. forget.”
He just happened to be inviting. “Even when Jill was alive, He risked a furtive glance
thinking of Jill at that A wood-burning stove it was always just the two of at his friend to gauge his
moment. crackled and glowed, us on the day. reaction. Billy’s expression
One thing was certain, coloured lights adorned the “On Boxing Day, we registered only sympathy
though: Jill wouldn’t have room and a large tree usually went round to and understanding.
let this quarrel with Bruce twinkled in the corner. Bruce’s but now –” “It’s quite common for
go unresolved for so long. In the background a song Martin stopped suddenly bereaved people to hear –
“For goodness’ sake, was playing – “It’s The Most and took a gulp of his drink sometimes even see – their
Martin, apologise to him,” Wonderful Time Of The to hide his embarrassment. loved one who’s passed,” he
she’d have said. “One of you Year”. Billy looked at him said reassuringly. “It’s a
needs to make the first They found a table and curiously. natural part of grieving,
move, and you’re the one Billy took a swig of his pint. “I saw your Bruce a couple they say.
most at fault. “I don’t mind telling you, of weeks ago,” he began. “Doesn’t mean you’re
“You shouldn’t have Martin,” he began, “I’ve “He said he hadn’t seen you going bonkers, Martin.”
criticised your brother’s never been so glad to get for a while.” “It’s as if she knows
fiancée.” out of the house. “No, that’s right,” Martin exactly what’s bothering me
“No,” Martin addressed “Sue’s running around like said. and she’s trying to tell me
the photograph, “I probably someone demented, making “So,” Billy continued, what I should do,” Martin
shouldn’t. But I meant it for lists, wrapping presents and “why’s that? You and Bruce continued.
his own good.” generally driving me up the were always close.” “Like Jiminy Cricket,” Billy
“You should have been wall. “We were,” Martin said with a grin.
more sensitive to Bruce’s “She pretends she’s acknowledged, “but we fell “Who?”
feelings,” Jill’s voice pointed exhausted by it all, but out. We don’t see each “You know, the character
out. “Elizabeth was his really she loves it.” other now.” in the film, ‘Pinocchio’,” Billy
choice and you should have Martin smiled. “That’s a shame.” Billy explained. “Jiminy Cricket
respected that.” “Jill was the same,” he shook his head. “I’d never acts as Pinocchio’s
“I suppose that’s true,” said. have thought it of you two. conscience.
Martin acknowledged. “We’ve got all our brood “Is there no chance of “He tells Pinocchio off
“It’s Christmas, Martin,” plus the grandkids coming patching things up?” when he’s done something
the voice urged, “a time to round for Christmas lunch,” “I doubt it,” Martin said. bad.”
put the past behind you, a Billy continued. “It’ll be “But isn’t it worth a try?” “What are you talking
time for forgiveness.” bedlam, but fun.” Billy persisted. “It’s about?” Martin was
Martin sighed. “It sounds like it,” Martin Christmas –” bewildered.
“I think it’s too late now, agreed. “Oh, Christmas!” Martin “Well,” Billy explained,
love,” he said. Billy glanced at him. exclaimed impatiently. “this voice in your head is
Sadly, he replaced the “Got any plans yourself?” “What’s that got to do with actually your own thoughts,
photograph on the Martin shrugged. anything? No, it’s too late.” your own conscience, if you
mantelpiece and turned “Nothing special,” he “Surely not,” Billy said. like.
away. admitted. “I don’t bother “Isn’t Christmas all about “Because you know what
“It’s never too late to much, now that it’s just me. forgiveness and new starts you should do. You just
forgive!” “But that suits me fine,” and stuff?” haven’t admitted it yet.”
The voice in his head was he added, anxious not to “I didn’t know you’d taken Martin gazed at his friend
so clear and strong that it elicit pity from his old holy orders,” Martin with reluctant admiration.
was as if Jill were in the friend. “I’ve got used to my exploded. “I didn’t come “A psychologist as well as
room beside him. own company.” here for a sermon.” a cleric,” he said. “Who
Startled, he turned, “Well, there’s a lot to be “Sorry,” Billy said, “I didn’t would have guessed you
almost expecting to see her said for one’s own mean . . .” had such hidden depths?”
standing in front of him. company,” Billy agreed. “No But Martin was regretting “I’m right, though, aren’t
There was no-one there, arguments, for a start. his flash of irritability. I?” Billy returned his gaze.
of course. “But, listen, why don’t you “No, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t Martin nodded slowly.
“Now you’re going senile,” come and have Christmas have snapped. Only . . . you “Possibly,” he admitted.
he chided himself, slightly lunch with us?” sound like Jill.” “So, do you want to tell
unnerved. “You’ve been “That’s kind of you,” Billy looked surprised. me what happened with
alone for too long.” Martin said, touched, “but “Jill?” he echoed. “You Bruce?” Billy asked. “I’ll
He picked up his phone I’ll have a nice time with the mean, you haven’t seen understand if you’d rather
and scrolled through his radio, a ready-made Bruce since before Jill –” not. I don’t want to pry.”
contacts until he found the Christmas dinner and a “No, I didn’t mean that.” “No, it’s OK,” Martin said
number of his friend, Billy. glass of wine.” Martin toyed with his jacket and drained his glass. “Let’s
After a couple of rings, Billy pulled a face. potato, suddenly self- get a coffee and I’ll tell you
Billy answered. “You can’t have a ready conscious. all about it.”
“Morning,” he began. “It’s meal on Christmas Day,” he Could he tell Billy? Would When they were settled
Martin. Do you fancy a objected. he understand? with coffee and mince pies,
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Martin took a deep breath. his fiancée. He had to stand say about me?” angry?” he asked.
“I criticised Bruce’s up for her.” “It says you are a human Bruce said nothing for a
fiancée,” he began. “I said “But how can I see him being, Martin,” his brother long moment.
some rather unpleasant again after what I said?” said. “We all have emotions “The thing is, I really
things about her.” Martin demanded. “And we’re not proud of. wanted it to work,” he said.
“Ah,” Billy said, stroking how can I see her? They “Neither one of us was “I wanted to be happy and
his chin thoughtfully. must be married by now.” blameless in our row, but settled again.
“Tricky.” “It won’t be easy,” Billy we’re doing the grown-up “When you warned me
“You can say that again.” agreed. “But, if you want to thing now and putting it about Elizabeth . . . well, I
Martin gave a rueful see Bruce, I think you’ll behind us. didn’t want to hear it.
grimace. have to swallow your pride “I’ve missed you.” “That’s why I was so
“I never liked her,” he and apologise, for his sake. “I’ve missed you, too, angry with you, Martin.
admitted. “She was “She’s his wife, after all. Bruce,” Martin said. “You were forcing me to
attractive all right – and she You’ll have to accept it.” They looked at each other face something I wasn’t
was all lovey-dovey with “That’s pretty much Jill’s and then both started to ready to face. In my heart I
Bruce. advice,” Martin said. speak at once. knew you were right.”
“But, I don’t know . . . It By the time he arrived “Go on.” Bruce deferred “If only I’d kept my big
all seemed a bit false. home, Martin had made up to his brother. mouth shut,” Martin said.
“I never sensed any his mind. “I was going to say, I’m “No, you were right to
genuine affection from her “It’s the right thing to do, sorry I missed your speak up,” Bruce insisted.
towards Bruce. And there isn’t it?” he said aloud to wedding,” Martin said. “But it’s all in the past now.
was the money thing . . .” Jill’s photograph. “Wedding?” Bruce looked “I wanted to ring you so
“Ah,” Billy said again. And, in his head, just as confused. many times, Martin,” he
“Now we’re coming to it.” before, he heard her voice. “To Elizabeth,” Martin added. “It was my stupid
“I felt things were moving “Open your heart, Martin, explained. “Whatever my pride that stopped me.”
too fast,” Martin said. and make your peace with feelings, I should have been “Same here,” Martin
“Elizabeth was the first Bruce,” Jill said. there.” admitted. “We’re too alike,
woman he’d been with since With a shaking hand, he “Martin, I’m not married,” the pair of us.”
his divorce. reached for his phone and Bruce said. “The other night,” Bruce
“Yet no sooner was Bruce dialled the number. It was Martin’s turn to continued, “I saw this TV ad
introducing her to me than look confused. that reminded me of us
they were engaged. * * * * Bruce shook his head. when we were kids – two
“Then he was talking Bruce was already seated “You were right about small boys making –”
about selling his house and at a secluded table in the Elizabeth,” he said. “She “A snowman,” Martin
moving in with her. I felt she Wheatsheaf when Martin was after my money. I think interrupted. “I saw it, too.
was making all the running. arrived the following a part of me knew it all the They were magical times,
“Because Bruce was a evening. time. weren’t they?”
good catch, you know. He’s On the table in front of “I just couldn’t bear to “And we’re still big kids at
done well for himself.” him sat two pints of beer. admit the truth that my kid heart.” Bruce laughed.
“So, what was ‘the money “I took the liberty of brother was right and I was
thing’?” Billy prompted. ordering for you,” Bruce wrong. * * * *
“I’m coming to that.” said. “I’m guessing this is “Once she realised I It was late when Martin
Martin stirred his coffee. still your tipple.” wasn’t going to cough up arrived home.
“Elizabeth owned a dress Martin smiled and raised the money, I didn’t see her The night was cold and
shop in town, selling his glass to Bruce in for dust.” clear.
upmarket ladies’ fashions, acknowledgement. “I’m sorry,” Martin said. Frost glinted on the roads
and it was struggling. “Thanks. It’s good to see “Truly I am.” and sparkled in trees and
“I felt she was putting you, Bruce,” he began. “I’m “Don’t be,” Bruce replied. hedges, transforming the
pressure on Bruce to move sorry . . . for what I said.” “You made me think twice neighbourhood into
in with her and sell his “I’m sorry, too,” Bruce about a very dodgy something magical.
house – to release funds to replied. investment. For a moment he stood
bail out her business.” “It was none of my “You also reinforced my gazing up into the sky.
He sighed. business,” Martin added. doubts about Elizabeth.” He Millions of stars twinkled
“I told him I thought he Bruce shrugged. sighed. “I was never happy in the heavens, making him
was a lovestruck fool and “You were just looking out about selling my house to feel part of something
she was only after his for me, as we’ve always prop up her business. wonderful.
money,” Martin revealed. done for each other.” “I always intended to Was it Jill’s presence he
“Ouch.” Billy winced. “I “The truth is. you were leave it to Kirsty. could sense beside him?
bet that went down well.” right. I was jealous of you My daughter and He wasn’t sure.
“He went ballistic,” Martin and Elizabeth,” Martin grandchildren are my main He only knew that he felt
said. “Said I was jealous and stated. priority.” less alone, more at peace,
mean-spirited. “You were still grieving for “So . . . you had the same than he had for months.
“Then he told me to get Jill,” Bruce countered doubts as I did?” Martin “I’ve done it, Jill,” he said
out of his house and never gently. “I should have held his breath. aloud. “I’ve made things
come back. So I did.” recognised that.” “Yep,” Bruce confirmed. right with Bruce.”
“Phew,” Billy said. “And “I was,” Martin agreed. “I Martin sighed in relief. And there was the voice
this was . . . ?” was wretched, it’s true, but Thank heavens for that. again, soft and clear, in his
Martin looked down. I couldn’t stand it that you His brother wasn’t as daft head.
“Nine or ten months ago,” were happy. as he had feared. “Happy Christmas,
he said. “It really is too late “I hated that you were But then a thought struck Martin.”
to resolve things. happy, Bruce,” he repeated him. “Happy Christmas, Jill,”
“Well,” Billy said, “she was forcefully. “What does that “So why did you get so he said. ■
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OUR
WEEKLY
SOAP
Riverside
“Come through to the Mary’s heart lifted when It was dark when Mary
kitchen and settle in while I she heard George arrive. walked into the kitchen.
put the kettle on. A huge parcel wrapped in She knew the large
Will Mary find “Do you fancy a mince pie paper entered the kitchen. turkey would mean a long
a way to feel to go with your cuppa?”
“That sounds wonderful,”
Behind it was George.
“What on earth is that?
cooking time.
She went to the fridge
festive with Jack replied. It’s huge!” Mary cried. and opened the door.
Mary and Jack walked “It’s the turkey,” George The fridge light blinded
Doreen around? into the kitchen to find said, heaving it on to the her and she couldn’t see
Doreen taking mugs from a kitchen counter. the turkey at first.
BY GLENDA YOUNG cupboard. It was only then that he She blinked the sleep

C
Mary noticed the kettle saw his sister. from her eyes.
HRISTMAS Eve was already switched on. He gave her a kiss on her However, the turkey still
was Mary’s “Oh, you don’t need to cheek and Doreen batted wasn’t there.
favourite day of do that,” she said quickly. him away. She looked desperately
the year. “You’re my guest. Please, “Give over, George,” she around the kitchen.
She was let me look after you both.” said sharply. If there was no turkey,
determined to enjoy it. Doreen sank into a chair George gave a cheeky there’d be no Christmas
This year, however, at the kitchen table. smile. dinner and she dreaded
George’s difficult sister, “I’m parched. I thought “Where’s Jack?” hearing what Doreen would
Doreen, and her husband, you’d never offer us a “He’s upstairs,” she have to say about that.
Jack, had come to stay. drink,” she declared. “Jack replied, then she looked She didn’t know what to
“The spare room’s ready wouldn’t stop for a tea George up and down. do. Her phone rang on the
for you,” Mary said, as she break on our drive here.” “You’ve put weight on. And counter. Mary picked it up.
hugged Jack. “It’s good to Jack’s shoulders you need a haircut. “Merry Christmas, Mum,”
see you again.” slumped. “Are you still wasting Susan said.
“Don’t I get a mention?” “You know the weather your time growing “Merry Christmas, love.
Doreen huffed. forecast was bad. vegetables for that café?” You’ll never guess what’s
Mary opened her arms “I told you I didn’t want “Don’t let her get to you,” happened here.”
wide to greet Doreen with to get stuck in the snow.” Mary whispered. “The turkey’s here, Mum,
a warm hug but Doreen “You didn’t say anything She began to appraise that’s why I’m ringing you
marched into the hall. about snow.” Doreen the turkey. so early.
Jack shook his head. tutted. “This is the biggest “Dad brought it over
“She’ll never change,” he “I did,” Jack replied. turkey I’ve ever seen.” after you’d gone to bed.
whispered. Mary held up her hands. “Will it fit in your oven?” “He told me Auntie
“I’m prepared to let her “Please, let’s have no Doreen asked. Doreen and Uncle Jack
behaviour wash over me,” arguments. It’s Christmas,” “It’s the fridge I’m have argued from the
Mary said. “Life’s too short. she pleaded. worried about,” Mary moment they arrived.
“I will offer nothing but Jack shook his head then replied. “We’ll have to take “Dave and I offered to
goodwill to all men, and walked from the room. out some shelves to make cook Christmas dinner.
Doreen, in my home this “Where do you think space.” “Mike and Anna are
Christmas.” you’re going? I hope you’re George scratched his coming, too – the turkey’s
Jack winked at Mary. not off to the pub,” Doreen chin. big enough to feed us all.
“You’re a good woman. yelled. “It’s going to take a lot of “Doreen always lightens
Now, where’s George? “I’m going to take our stuffing,” he said. up when she spends time
“Has he gone to the pub suitcase upstairs,” Jack with the children.
for a Christmas drink? replied from the hall. * * * * “I hope you don’t mind
“If he has, I could join Mary heard Jack’s On Christmas morning, that we’ve changed plans.”
him right now. It’d save me footsteps climbing the Mary rose early, excited A weight felt as if it’d
taking off my coat.” stairs. about spending the lifted off Mary’s shoulders.
Mary laughed. She began making small morning with Susan, Dave “Mind?” she replied. “I’m
“George has gone into talk with Doreen, but her and her grandchildren. absolutely delighted!”
town to collect the turkey sister-in-law wasn’t in the From the spare room she
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for Christmas dinner. mood for conversation. heard raised voices. More next week.
126

Unbearable
Adorable Cuteness
Pumpkin I enjoyed the short
story “Bear With Me” in
Look what popped your October magazine.
out of our pumpkin It reminded me of our
this year: our beautiful daughter, Katie, when
granddaughter Robyn! she was three years old.
Not sure if she knew She used to love to
what was going on, stand at the patio doors
but isn’t she just and wave to the dustmen,
adorable? who always waved back.
Mrs K.S., She is forty years old
Somerset. this year, and the story
brought back fond
memories of that time.
It certainly doesn’t

Friends
seem that long ago!

Between
Ms S.B.,
Peterborough.

Cosy Cottage
I am writing to thank
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Railway Cottages in
Louth, Lincolnshire.
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We loved it so much
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Thank you so much!
books mentioned in a
Mrs L.M., Shropshire.
recent “The Farmer
And His Wife”, which
has survived since the
1940s.
Recipe Reveal
It must have been I have been reading
done at least 70 years “The People’s Friend” for
ago as I am now many years.
eighty-five years old, I was reading
and the book, which is “The Farmer And His
the 113th edition, Wife” talking about old
belonged to my recipe books, and
grandfather. realised I have one of my
Many thanks for a maternal grandmother’s.
lovely magazine. There are only two
recipes in there – one for
Mrs A.T.,
rice cake and one for
Peterborough.
cheesecake. This recipe
book is written between
1914 and 1915.
Unfortunately, my
Our Star Letter writer will receive a grandmother passed
wonderful gift from Mackays, whose jam is away when my mum was
made the authentic way in copper pans and hand stirred. only eleven years old, and
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Christmas Time
Christmas crackers, sparkling lights,
Excited children, sleepless nights,
Roasting turkeys, warm mulled wine,
Christmas carols, night divine.
Dazzling homes, faces jolly,
Berry wreaths, bright green holly.
Christmas star, wise men bringing
Precious gifts, angels singing.
Festive firelight, candles glowing,
Friends and family, silent snowing.
Christmas time, sparkling bright,
Peace on earth, O’ Holy Night.
By Karen Taylor.

A poem
just for
you!

Sew Cool
I have been an avid reader of “The
People’s Friend” since my dad bought
Sacks Of Joy
me a Singer sewing machine in the I made these Christmas
late ’50’s, because you always sacks which I saw in “The
featured a sewing or a knitting pattern People’s Friend”.
that was included with the magazine. When I saw them, I
On reading your 8,000th edition, I thought, “I’ve got to make
came across your 1972 edition in them”.
which you gave out a “Kitchen Do It I made them from odds
All” – which I still have and still use to of fabric and old curtains
this day: see photo – it certainly kept me
attached. amused over the cold
Still the best months.
magazine, full of I thought you might like
wonderful stories to see the finished and full
and I do so enjoy sacks all ready to deliver.
“The Farmer And The tags are all recycled
His Wife”. Christmas cards.
Keep up the Ms K.N., Staffordshire.
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