‭ reetings, my name is Zayan and today I would like‬

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‭to‬
‭present an exceedingly excellent your mother joke I‬
‭will‬
‭Now begin. Your biological mother is so morbidly‬
‭obese‬
‭when she went to go get her yearly check-up done‬
‭the doctor took her blood and the results concluded‬
‭that she had a high blood pressure on said type 2‬
‭diabetes hypertension and a possibility of heart‬
‭disease, she also suffers from severe depression‬
‭because she lacks confidence in her physical‬
‭appearance which enables her to consume even‬
‭more food making her more obese not to mention‬
‭but your mother is becoming so monstrous she had‬
‭a hard time fitting through small spaces and‬
‭exceeding weight limits on unpractical applications‬
‭your mother has an endless cycle of malicious‬
‭eating habits that only make her health worsen over‬
‭time. I hope whoever has just heard this joke‬
‭enjoyed the humorous ”your mother joke”. Thank‬
‭you for your time and have a blessed day.‬