Hey folks, just got a few dozen messages complaining about the influx of upvote begging posts

on my way to secure my second multi-billion deal this week for a global conglomerate. Now I
don't like interruptions on my private jets when flying to make said deals in the far reaches of the
globe but this matter is clearly very important and I would like to address it head on.

**Posts that fall under "For every upvote I will ____" and other upvote begging posts will be
removed as they are not copypasta and redditors who post them will be temporarily banned
going forward.**

That kind of content is not copypasta or original and belongs more on subreddits like /r/circlejerk
or /r/braveryjerk. Upvote begging posts have ruined many a subreddits that you show your
friends and then nervously laugh while reassuring them that the sub was better way back in the
day as they look on in disgust.

[Here](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axs3sq/for_every_upvote_i_get_i_will_do_a
bsolutely/)
[are](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axn0lx/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_pi
g/)
[some](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axpp8b/for_every_upvote_ill_add_absolutel
y_nothing_you/)
[examples](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axo4ug/for_every_10_upvotes_i_will_a
dd_an_edit_thanks/)
[of](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axsbvh/for_every_upvote_ill_compliment_mys
elf/)
[low](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axphp8/every_upvote_is_1_signature_for_cu
mmy_to_become_a/)
[quality](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axs42q/for_every_goldsilverplatinum_i_wil
l_add_one_edit/)
[posts](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axtf9f/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_p
ig/)
[that](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axqddy/4_ehvr_ypufvote_i_willz_and_an_a_t
o_the_post/)
[were](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axrpif/for_every_upvote_the_upvote_count_
will_go_up_by_1/) made today. (Each word is a clickable link!) And the a
[sample](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axn0lx/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatas
s_pig/ehv3kkc/) of the complaints not to mention over 58 reports.

During my numerous business dealings with leaders of major countries I like to read the newest
meemee pasta on my $2,500 phone and it's a real owchie when there are none just so Kevin
can get his latest karma hit. Yeah, *that* Kevin who sprinkles emojis on stale copypasta and
serves it to the wide-eyed innocent /r/copypasta subscribers who don't know any better. The
same subscribers that later become jaded, spam subs with low-effort karmagrabs themselves
and lie to their dentist claiming that they "floss all the time, I swear" when they are actually
referring to the dance craze from the popular real time strategy game Forteen-Nights™.
tl;dr post more copypasta, less garbage

[Here is a meme compilation that you may enjoy during these stressful
times.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHTddVQSGqo)