Chapter I : Post Apocalypse

Ghassen : "KOUSSAY NA9ES BLA BHEMA WA HAYA

SAYEB 3LINA ML MESTIR"
Koussay : Goes anyway
Ghassen : "GODDAMMMMIT"
Ghassen : follows him

3 days later

Ghassen : "koussay tw ki tatl3 metet l kazi"

Koussay : "SHUT UP MAHISH TW TMOUT"
Ghassen : "tw nshoufou" Noor : " kifh ge3d ntaba3 fl
bheyem hedhom "
Yassine : "KOUSSAY YA SIMP"
Samick : "Louled 3adi *****ha ki nalguoha?"
Koussay : "SAMICK RAK WLLH TMESHA NOGTLK"
Rest of motchardin : '-'

2 hrs later motchardin gang weslou ll mestir

Wassim : "Koussay tw ta3rfha win tosken?"

Koussay : "La"
Ghassen : "rw bhim rw"
In the way they find king of the state of ksar hlel
after the apocalypse every place has its king

The King : "shkounkom entouma"

Koussay : "Na7na Motchardin"
The King : "Mnin entouma"
Koussay : "Mn sidi bouzid tnajem tgoul"
The king : "Wra lblayek?

Motchardin gang gets ready to fight the king

everyone gets his gun and knife

The King : "Chill guys nfadlk"

Samick : "SAKER **** MANJI N***** OMMEK YA
****************"

Ghassen : "Bshwy samick la yatla3 bou omnya ken

togtlou koussay ydou5 lina"

The King : "Omnya?"

Koussay : "TA3RFHA??"
The King "ey_"
Wassim : 3adh lsenou wa yejri b fard
Samick : Shoots a bullet on his stomach
Yassine : *Stabs him in the back*
The King : dies
Koussay :
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and then he
collapses

Koussay : wakes up and finds ghassen laughing and

wassim stabbing the king
Samick "GET REKT GG EZ"
Noor : "Shabeb koussay fe9"

Koussay : "why did you do that"

Samick : "Don't worry we will find her now we are kings
of ksar hlel"
Koussay : "Samick you ****** "
Koussay : "SAMICK GODDAMMIT"
Unkown man : steps in with scared eyes
Unkown man : "You...you killed the king"
Koussay in his mind : "yatla3sh bou omnya
hedha...hehe let's impress him"
Koussay with a deep voice : "Ey na7na l motchardin
gtelna l king t3 ksar hlel we are now the leaders"
Ghassen : "Msh de5 tw ki gtelneh?"
Noor : "Koussay dhaba3"
Yassine : "YA SIMP"
Samick : "YESSS KOUSSAY MAHOUSH BSH
YOGTLNI"
Unkown man : "Motchardin?"
Wassim : "Ey ya weld l****"
Koussay : "WASSIM SAKER 9ADER LI AKBER
MENNEK"
Unkown man to koussay : "Weldi dhaher fik ensen rzin
wa tbarkallah 3lik"
Koussay in his mind : "yes I won his trust"
Koussay : "3ammi bsh nas2lk"
Ghassen : "hewe go"
Unkown man : "Tfadhel weldi"
Koussay : "ta3rfha omnya?"
Unkown man : "ma3omri ma sma3t bih esm hedha"
Koussay : Shoots him in the head
Unkown man : regenerates and his head comes back
Koussay : "WHATAFU"
Samick : screams
Yassine : collapses
Ghassen wa noor : "KOUSSSAY JORTEK 7ARFA"
Unkown man : "weldi rani m radiation wallet 3andi super
regeneration matnjmsh togtlni"
Koussay : throws a bomb "SHABEB O5RJOU
MSHOBBEK"
Motchardin : jumps dramatically from the window
with slow motion and explosion in the background

After the fall:

Samick : "AAAAA DHAHRI"
Ghassen : "KOUSSAY RAY L 9ONBLA MATEMSHISH
AKEKA"
Yassine : "Shabeb msh kont deye5 na?"
Noor wa wassim : shocked
Koussay : "AYA NOHRBOU MADEMOU Y GENERATI"

Motchardin gang escapes through ksar hlel and

enters a house to hide
they turn around after closing the door and see a
family composed of 4 members
father wife and a big son and a big daughter

Family : almost screams

Wassim putting a knife on his neck : "SHHHHHHHHH"
Father : "SHKOUNKOM ENTOUMA"
Koussay : "Motchardin the saviors of the weak"
Samick in his mind : rapists we are fucking rapists
winhom weak

Father : "o5rjou 3liya"

Wassim : "saker fommek baba walla dhaher fik ma
fhemtnish"
Koussay : "Baba rana met5abin mn we7d belli
nodhrbouh ygenerati"
Father : "ah? aaa 3zayez?"
Koussay : "ta3rfou?"
Father : "Ey arjl we7d f ksar hlel"
Koussay : "rani dhrabtou b fard wa tw rmit 3lih 9onbla
wa hrabna mennou"
Father : "Ma3andou maya3ml amma dhaher fikom
saviors ma3neha"
Koussay : "damn it listen rani wllh mestressi wa s2altou
3a shkoun nlawej 3leha wa malgithesh"
Father : "3a shkoun tlawej"
Koussay : "ta3rfha omnya"
Mother : looks frightened and starts crying
Son : "5ouya 3leh tas2l enta?"

Ghassen : "hewe go 2.0"

Yassine : "GOLNA TA3RFHA WALLA"
Wassim : "wa shihemek fina na7na hajtna beha"
Father : "Benti heki"
Koussay : cleans blood from his face and smiles
Koussay : "hehe wini mela?"
Father : "metet"
Koussay : collapses
Ghassen :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAH
AHHAHAHA
Samick : AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
Rest of motchardin : hides laugh respecting
koussay's pain

3zayez enters the house and motchardin are scared

3zayez naked from the explosion : "Shabeb berrasmi
zeyed li 3maltouh"
Ghassen : "sama7na 3ammi rw lebhim li m3ana
mayfakrsh"
3zayez : "Shbih deye5 howa"
Ghassen : explains the story
4 hours later

Koussay wakes up in an empty room and gets out to

find that motchardin got along with 3zayez and
omnya's family

3zayez : "AAA koussay kifh aka l mara 7atitou yassine

wa samick f bit fl idara HAHAHAHAHAH"
Koussay "what? 7kitouhelou?"
3zayez : "I'm a motchared now"
Samick : "new nigga in the team"
3zayez : "ah?"
samick : "Shy"
Koussay : "Sama7ni 3zayez brojla"
3zayez : "Sme7 yal5ou dhaher fik met2ather 3a omnya
kenet tofla behya l7a9"
3zayez : turns around and whispers to the rest of
motchardin "She was a loser"
Koussay : "kifh metet?"
Ghassen "bara 3aaaad e8tasboha ya 9oussay"
Father : "Omnya mametetsh amma benesba leya metet"
Koussay : "WHAT? YA3NI HEDHA LKOL KEN TA3BIR
MAJEZI MN 3ANDK?"
Father : "Moudir madrsa rani shtetwa9a3"
3zayez : looks confused "sar mamettsh?"
Father : "ey"
Koussay : "TI TKALEM SHSAR"
Father : "5atfoha wa ma3andish bnet tet5taf"
Koussay : "you're not her father aren't you?"
3zayez : "la7dha yal5ou shkounk enta se3a?"
Father : "I'm your death"
Koussay "3zayez MSH KONT TA3RFHOM GOTLI"
3zayez : "ba9iyet cells t3 mo5i raj3ou tw wa ma3omri
ma rit l 3ila hedhi f 9sar hlel"
Father : "it's a full moon tonight and you're done"
Koussay : tries to throw a bomb
Ghassen : "NOT THIS TIME" prevents koussay
Father and the rest of family : turns into werewolves
Ghassen : "Ok you can this time"
Koussay : throws a bomb
Motchardin : gets out of the house in slow motion

3zayez : "shabeb berrasmi bsh nog3d fl motchardin

malla jmou3 msa3sa3a wllh"
Koussay : "looks in the fire in the house"
Four werewolves gets out of the house
Ghassen : "Koussay hedhi l mara giddh tsir lina 7aja mn
bhemtk"
Koussay : "Ah come on mn bhemti 3zayez m3ana tw"
3zayez : "shabeb s7i7 rani nregenerati amma rani
na3rsh n3arek"
Samick : "YA WLEDI SHNA3MLOU LL WEREWOLVES"
Wassim : "don't worry I got this" shoots them but
useless
Noor : "RUUUUN"
Yassine : already escaped
Koussay : "SHAEBB KIFH NA8LBOU WEREWOLVES"
 TO BE CONTINUED
Motchardin’s Biazrre adventures : Post Apocalypse