MENU

HAPPY HOUR
OPEN – 6 PM, ALL DAY SUNDAY!
DINE IN ONLY

TAPS 4 OR 5
HI-BALLS 4
DOUBLES 8
MARGS 8
WINE 6oz 5
CLASSIC JUNIOR $6
One 3oz Patty, American Cheese,
Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, L.T.O.P

HALF CANNIBAL FRIES $7

Hand Cut Kennebec Fries,
Topped with One 3oz Pattie
American and Shredded Cheddar
Cheese, Caramelized Onions and
Cannibal Sauce

$1 OFF ALL SIDES

APPETIZERS
CANNIBAL FRIES
Half 9.95 / Full 13.95
Hand Cut Kennebec Fries, Topped with
Two 3oz Patties American and Shredded
Cheddar Cheese, Caramelized Onions and
Cannibal Sauce

POUTINE 11.95
Hand Cut Kennebec Fries Topped with
Curds and Vegetarian Gravy.

THICK CUT ONION RINGS 9.95

Served with Smokey Red Pepper Mayo.

YAM FRIES 9.95

Served with Smokey Red Pepper Mayo

GARLIC PARMESAN FRIES

$9.95
Fresh Hand Cut Potatoes.

HERBIVORE SALAD 11.95

Mixed Greens, sun-dried cranberries,
Parmesan cheese, tossed in our Dijon
vinaigrette

MUTANT MENU (13 and under)

Mutant menu items come with your
choice of fries or Salad.

HAMBURGER 6.95
3oz patty, ketchup, mustard on a toasty
burger bun

CHEESEBURGER 7.95
3oz patty, American cheese, ketchup,
mustard on a toasty burger bun

SMALL CECIL STRIPS

& FRIES 8.95
with Honey Mustard

FRIED CHICKEN
BAD MOTHER CLUCKER 19.95
Hot N’ Crispy Chicken, Secret Sauce,
Sweet and Sour Slaw, Sweet Pickles and
Pickled Onions on a Brioche Bun. Comes
with a side of fries.
Sub fries for any side for 3.

CECIL STRIPS & FRIES 16.95

Choice of Sauces: Bbq Whiskey Sauce,
Honey Mustard, Smokey Red Pepper
Mayo.

WHAT THE CLUCK WINGS 17.95

Mild, Medium, Hot, Garlic Parm, Hot Parm,
Black Dragon, Honey Garlic, Hot Blue
Cheese, Salt & Pepper, or BBQ

MOTHER CLUCKIN’ FRIED

CHICKEN 17.95 Two pieces
All chicken is available in 4 levels of spice:
Mild, Medium, Hot, Hot AF or No spice

CAN YOU HANDLE THE BEAST?

RESERVATION REQUIRED

8 X 6oz patties Ketchup, Mustard,

8 X Double cheddar slices Mayo, Lettuce, Tomato,
8 X Double bacon strips Onion, Pickle
NO SUBSTITUTIONS

RULES ARE SIMPLE

Eat in 30 minutes or less and Receive a free Cannibal Café T shirt.
Fail and be judged for eternity. Also please pay $75 plus Tax

CANNIBAL BURGERS
All Cannibal Burgers come with a side of
fries. Sub fries for any side for 3

AMERICAN CLASSIC 17.95

Choose between 2 3oz Patties or 1 6oz
Patty at No Charge, American Cheese,
Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, L.T.O.P.

BACON BAD 19.95

Bacon & Cheddar Stuffed Patty,
Applewood Smoked Bacon, Canadian
Cheddar, Maple Bacon Bourbon Jam,
Roasted Garlic Mayo, L.T.O.P.

THE SMOKE SHOW 19.95

Choose between 2 3oz Patties or 1 6oz
Patty at No Charge, Whiskey BBQ Sauce,
Bacon, Smoked Cheddar, Green Relish,
Garlic Mayo, Hickory Sticks. P.

THE BIG BLUE 20.95

Blue Cheese Stuffed Patty, a Crispy Onion
Ring, More Blue Cheese, Horseradish
Chive Mayo, L.T.O.P.

TREE HUGGER 17.95

House-Made Veggie Patty, Canadian
Cheddar, BBQ Sauce, Sautéed
Mushrooms, Cannibal Sauce, L.T.O.P

L Lettuce T Tomato O Onion P Pickle

ADD-ONS
TOPPINGS 1.95 HOUSE MADE
• Egg SAUCES 1.50
• Avocado
• Horseradish & Chive Mayo
• Jalapeno
• Roasted Red Pepper Mayo
• Blue Cheese
• Garlic Mayo
• Canadian Cheddar
• Bacon Jam
• American Cheese
• BBQ
• Caramelized Onions
• Black Dragon
• Sautéed Mushrooms
• Hot AF
• Onion Ring
• Cannibal Sauce
• Smoked Cheddar
• Pickled Onions
• Hickory Sticks

3.50
• Bacon

SIDES
HANDCUT FRIES 4.95
HERBIVORE SALAD 8.95
YAM FRIES 6.95
GARLIC PARMESAN FRIES 6.95
POUTINE 6.95
ONION RINGS 6.95
Thick Cut Beer Battered

GARLIC PARMESAN FRIES 8.95

Herbs and Butter with Parmesan Cheese
and Chives

DIPS .75
• Ranch
• Mayo
• Blue Cheese
• Sriracha
• Franks

GRAVY 2

BEVERAGES
MILKSHAKES 6.95
Strawberry, Chocolate, or Vanilla

FLOATS 6.95
Vanilla Ice Cream with your choice of Root Beer
or Coke

SOFT DRINKS 3.95

Root Beer, Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite,
Ginger Ale, or Cranberry Juice

FREE REFILLS
 DRINKS
TA X E S N O T I N C L U D E D

GET A PB&J ANYTIME

FOR ONLY $8!

ON TAP SLEEVES
RED TRUCK LAGER 5.5
STEAMWORKS PILSNER 6
STEAMWORKS FLAGSHIP IPA 6.5
PHILLIPS DINO SOUR 7
PHILLIPS BLUE BUCK 7
BRIDGE BLOOD ORANGE
WHEAT ALE 6.5
DRIFTWOOD FAT TUG 7.5
"ASK ABOUT OUR SEASONAL
TAPS"

CANNIBAL COCKTAILS
ALL DOUBLES $12
CAESAR
OLD FASHIONED
BOURBON SOUR
NEGRONI
TOM COLLINS
DARK AND STORMY
LONG ISLAND
PALOMA
MOSCOW MULE
GREYHOUND
RASPBERRY LEMONADE
MARGARITA
Make your Marg spicy 1

TRADITIONAL MARTINIS
ALL DOUBLES $12
CLASSIC VODKA OR GIN
MANHATTAN
COSMO

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

ALL 1oz, ALL $6
THE CHI PIG
Jagermeister & Baileys, with a dash of
cinnamon

PICKLEBACK
Jamesons followed by Pickle Juice

JAMO & TEQUILA - ALWAYS $5

CANS
PBR (341ml) 4.5
LONETREE CIDER (341ml) 6
NUTRL VODKA SODA (341ml) 6.5

WINE 6oz/9oz
HOUSE RED 7.5/11.5
HOUSE WHITE 7.5/11.5

HIBALLS 1oz $6 2oz $10

VODKA
GIN
TEQUILA
RYE
BOURBON
WHITE RUM
SPICED RUM
BACARDI BLACK
JAMESON