KBC SPOOF

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Namaskar Abhinandan Suswagatam Aabhar .......uhuhuh..... Choriye

behench.. itna lamba welcome.

Aayie is Adbhut Khel ki shuruaat karte hai jiska naam hai KAUN
BANEGA CHUTIYA, hehehehe

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Aaj humare saath ek bahut hi (bahut hi jyada) nose picking utne bhi
khaaas nhi,

khair choriye aayiye iss hot seat pe baithiye iss

ADBHUTTTTTT... khel ki shuruaat karte hai!! JI JI NAMASTE

SEAT PE BAITHTE HI GAAND JAL JAAYEGI!! ooo ye kya hai

oo lagta hai kisine garam garam tava rakh diya hot seat ke naam pe,
heheh niche rakh dijiye

TO mr. kunal kya karenge aap iss dhan rashi ka

sir main to soch rha hoon juhu beach pe mast ek night club(avi peeche se
aake kaan mein phush phush karke) ke bagal mein gareeb bacchon ke liye
school kholunga jisme main un gareeb bacchon ko free mein padha
likha ke bada aadmi banaunga.

bahut hi nek khayal hai aapke,

aayiye badhte hai pehle prashn ki ore, badhiye aap bhi

to pehla prashn 25 rupaye ke liye ye rha

kya 25 rupaye ke liye, ek kaam kijiye 50 rupaye rakhiye

are kya kar rhe hai ye sab , ye humari parampara pratistha

anushashan..

accha choriye rakh lete hai(wapas lete huye)

koi bat nhi ye aapka first foul maan ke rakh lete hai

aayiye badhte hai agle prashn ke taraf

aur agla prashn aapki computer screen pe ye

Q1) "ki ghungroo toot gye " gaane mein ghungroo kyun toot jaate
hai!!??

ghungroo chor bazaar ke the

ghungroo

ladki ko naachna nhi aata tha

batayiye apne baare mein kuch

wo sir main na kaafi ameer khaandan se belong karta hoon....

are aap shaant rahiye , hum batayenge aapke baare mein-- dekhiye uss tv
screen pe, kahan udhar,,

(are wo kharab hai) udhar dekhiye , saale gareeb log ..

Kunal ka janm ek chote se jhopadpatti mein huya , sirf ek maa aur sirf ek
baap ke dum par bhi unhone apne jeevan mein koi mukaam haasil nhi kar
paaye,

Prakash bhayia video mein bhi aake, ( bhojpuri me)lagta hai shooting chal rha
hai!!

are aap har jagh kaise aajaate hai mahoday

are dhat jab dekho tab bhagate rehte hai jii

chaliye badhte hai agle prashn ki ore

dhun dhundhun dhundhun dhundhun dhun

aur agla prashn aapki screen pe ye

yeye

ye jio ki maa ka bhosada iski..

are audience mahoday hotspot dijiye

kaisa gareeb show hai ye..

Pks tani rechrge kar dijiyena 149 wala

Acha suni rukiye 50 rupiya le lijiyega 199 wala mar dişiye 1.5 gb mil jayega

Gaurav are mere ahi ek 10 rupee ka talktime kar dijiyega

password bataiye mahoday

____tor bap ke hau re__________

dhanyawaad mahoday

Agla prashn ek min haan aagya, ye ...

dhundhun dhundhun dhun DHADAAK

ye betichod bataiye*throws torch* isse ek dhang ka dhun dhun dhun bhi nhi
huya

aayiye prashn dekhte hai

Q2) what is this

1 ye computer hai

2 apko pta ni

3 hume pta ni

4 apki marjı

sir main yahan pe ek lifeline use karna chahta hoon,

Computer mahoday ye ek lifeline use karna chah rhe hai

to kaun sa lifeline lena chahte hai aap

sir main flip the question use karna chahoonga

*Flipped*
han ye flipped ho chuka hai

sir main 50-50 bhi use karna chahoonga

*Broked*

sir ab to lagta hai expert advice lena padega

bilkul lijiye computer mahoday expert se connect kijiye

(zara zara touch me)CALLER TUNE

prakash

{are humko ka pta u log bola yha chai ke sath biscuit mileage to hum bath
gyen

500 rupiah lagega tab btaiyenge answer phone pe kijiye 9922330011 Khushi
ke mare sera kam to hogya crorepati to ni saupati ban gyen

Murgi answer to btaiye

Answer tuka mar dijiyena hm bhi wahi Karten

are aap yahan kaise ghush gye

ab samay hota hai ek break ka

chai chai chai chai

chai garam

are sir screen chaalu hai abhi bhi

are to pehle bolna chahiye tha na , biscoot reh gya

*Prakash bhayia khaini thokenge sab taali maarega*

seedhe agle prashn pe jaate huye ,ye

hehehehheheheheheheheh*chair ghumate huye*

agle prashn pe jaate huye yeahhhhhhhhh*phir se ghumate huye*

are sir pahuchiye to agle prashn pe , haan haan aagye bas.

Q3) dil cheez kya hai aap meri jaan lijiye, iss gaane mein kiski jaan lene ki
baat ki jaa rhi hai

i.) REKHA , are computer mahoday band kijiye , skip this question computer
mahoday, humari ghar bhi chalta hai ye show.

aye aye haan. ab thik hai

*ALARM*

oho samay samampthi ki ghosna ho chuki hai

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oho adbhut asambhav , chaliye choriye insab ko

aap jeetete hai poore 25 lakh rupaye.

mere chequque sir??

haan bas ye GST CST TDS kaatke

*sir chai ka bhi*

haan chai ka bhi

biscoot liya tha aapne??

nahi sir

thik hai

aapke hote hai poore 2500 rupaye

hen 2500 rupai sirf!!

chaliye koi nhi dijiye

Are nhi mahoday aapko hume dena hai

kya!!mujhe dena hai!

haan

rukiye rukiye dete hai

*GUNSHOT*

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are rukiye rukiye idhar han idhar like han aur uske baagl mein share AHHHH

tanik ruko be subscribe tumahara baap karega??

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