THE LEGEND OF BANDUNG

BONDOWOSO
SET 1
Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess named Roro Jonggrang. The
daughter of the Boko Palace was so crazy about almost all the noblemen in
Java.
One day, Bandung Bondowoso, the owner of the throne of the Pengging
Kingdom, came to marry her.

Opening dance for dayang& Roro Jonggrang

Roro Jonggrang: "What do you want here, Raden Bondowoso?"

Bandung Bondowoso: "O Roro Jonggrang, your beauty is more than half of
nirvana. I want to have you completely. Will you be my queen, Adinda?”

Guard: "Come on Princess, accept the king's proposal."

Dayang: "No, princess, you don't want to marry him, until you regret it,
princess."
Guard: "Come on, princess. Accept it, princess."
Roro Jonggrang: "Okay, but I'll give you one condition."
Bandung Bondowoso: "If I may know, what are these conditions?"
Bandung Bondowoso : “Do you want the ocean? Or is it a hill as big as an
ocean? Or a Citilink plane? Do you want me to buy you a Transmart Carrefour
and everything in it?"
Guard: “Wow! Transmart Carrefour?”
Dayang: "Well, that's fine!"
Roro Jonggrang: "No...!!! I don't want all that, I only want 1 request."
Bandung Bondowoso : "Whatever you request, I will obey everything"
Roro Jonggrang: "Wake me up a thousand statues in one night."
Bandung Bondowoso : “Hohohoho! Not hard! I will fulfill your requirements! I
will prove how much I love you, Roro Jonggrang!"
SET 2
Assistant: "What's the matter with Raden coming here?"
Bandung Bondowoso: "The purpose of my coming here is to ask for your help."
Assistant: "Please enjoy, Raden."
Shaman: "What kind of difficulties did Raden face to come here?"
Bandung Bondowoso: "Help me build a thousand statues in one night."
Shaman: "Eheheheheh! Not hard. As long as the reward is suitable.”
Bandung Bondowoso : “Rewards. You don't need to think about rewards.
Everything can be arranged.

SET 3
The ritual of the shaman and his assistants begins. The genies come to build the
statue

Roro Jongrang : "I'm afraid Bandung Bondowoso has succeeded in building a

thousand temples overnight, this must be stopped before it's too late."
Roro Jongrang : "My beloved, tonight, instructed the people to pound rice and
sweep before the rays of the sun emerge on the eastern horizon."
Bandung Bondowoso : “What?! How could this happen?!”
Roro Jonggrang : "O Raden Bondowoso! With no disrespect, I declare that you
have not fulfilled your agreement! All these statues still don't add up to a
thousand!”
Bandung Bondowoso : “I can't believe it! Surely you also conjured crowing
cocks, right?!”
Roro Jonggrang: "Raden can ask all the magicians in this country. I didn't come
to anyone."
Shaman: "Ehhehehehe! Calm down, Baby. I won't let this land crocodile take
you from me!"
Roro Jonggrang : “Ayang Beb? So you were the one who thwarted it? How
could that be?"
Shaman: "Yes, sir. I'm like that."
Bandung Bondowoso : “YOU! YOU FUCKING WORSHIP! HOW COULD
YOU STUPID ME! And you're a cunning woman who pretends to be
expensive-"
Shaman: "Bastard! Dog!"
Bandung Bondowoso : “HAH?! BLURRY!!!!"
Bandung Bondowoso & the shaman chase each other
That's how this absurd romance ends. It is said that Bandung Bondowoso and
shamans still chase each other around the world to this day.

THE END