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First, We Eat
First, We Eat
2. I like people who love to eat. They’re the best kind of people in the world.
10. Skinny people are easier to kidnap. Stay safe, eat beans
11. One does not need silver cutlery to eat delectable food like beans
15. I just want someone to utter these three magic words to me: “I brought ewagoyin today.”
16. When you eat food with your family and friends, it always tastes better!
17. Love and beans are alike. I can never get enough of both.
18. I love Instagram because it allows me to maintain a record of every meal we share
24. Whenever you see me seemingly thinking deep thoughts, I’m probably just thinking about food.
25. Why am I eating beans? Because it’s somebody’s best meal somewhere out there!
29. Who needs love when you can eat all the beans in the world.
32. If you’re hungry and you want thousands of something, then eat beans!
35. I told them I won’t go if there was no food involved, so here I am!
41. I can tell a lot about people from the way they eat their beans.
42. I was always a junk food person. until I met beans and bread
43. When you mix good spice, the food turns into ewagoyin
48. Money won’t be able to buy happiness, but it can get you this delicious ewagoyin instead.
49. From what I eat, you can probably tell what I am.