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CONTENTS 04/21

Lili Agostino p10 Devon Tracy p64

Game for Glory p20 Never Surrender p56

You Do What!? p22 On the cover | Lux Ferrari p40 Kat p84

04 INTERACTIVE CINEMA 36 DOLLED UP! 72 SEXY CARS BABY!


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How a job title can shape our
identity

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HIM!
MORTAL KOMBAT
The Mortal Kombat series has Hollywood will come calling the cinematic heights that the
always been a controversial eventually and even though gaming franchise did. However,
video game series, with its over- the 1995 Mortal Kombat was New Line Cinema has decided
the-top violence and extremely campy fun, it failed to capture to give the violent gaming series
brutal fatalities that sees fighters what makes Mortal Kombat, the another shot and to be honest, it
decapitating their opponents or uber violence. With numerous is actually rather brilliant in that
literally ripping them in half. sequels that followed the quality bad sort of way.
It’s brutal, it’s bloody and it’s dipped faster than a Johnny
brilliant. Of course with any Cage low blow and it felt that The story in 2021’s Mortal
successful video game franchise, the MK series will never reach Kombat is gloriously rubbish.

4 APRIL 2021
MMA fighter Cole Young, mercenary Kano, as he prepares And fortunately, the filmmakers
accustomed to taking a beating to stand with Earth’s greatest have decided not to shy away
for money, is unaware of his champions against the enemies from the violence the series is so
heritage or why Outworld's of Outworld in a high-stakes well known for. There are some
Emperor Shang Tsung has sent battle for the universe. But will stomach-churning violence in
his best warrior, Sub-Zero, an Cole be pushed hard enough to this flick, but the good kind.
otherworldly Cryomancer, to unlock his arcana—the immense It is so over the top that it is
hunt Cole down. Fearing for power from within his soul—in actually funny in its filth. This is
his family's safety, Cole goes time to save not only his family definitely not a movie for the kids
in search of Sonya Blade at but to stop Outworld once and or grandma and you can expect
the direction of Jax, a Special for all? to see tons of blood spilled on
Forces Major who bears the the silver screen. And that is all
same strange dragon marking But then who watches a Mortal we ask for from a Mortal Kombat
Cole was born with. Soon, he Kombat movie for the story? movie. The story is garbage and
finds himself at the temple of It’s all about the fight scenes almost impossible to follow, the
Lord Raiden, an Elder God and and the violence of course, and acting is B-movie at best, but the
the protector of Earthrealm, fortunately, Mortal Kombat fight scenes and violence elevates
who grants sanctuary to those 2021 delivers it in droves. With it to the top. Mortal Kombat fans
who bear the mark. Here, Cole expertly choreographed and will be ecstatic with the latest
trains with experienced warriors directed fight sequences, the release, just don’t expect the lore
Liu Kang, Kung Lao and rogue action scenes are a joy to behold. to be expanded upon.

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The Best

WORST MOVIES
BASED ON GAMES
For decades now, Hollywood has tried to cash in on the growing
popularity of video games, and more often than not they have
failed miserably. It’s become a running joke that movies based
on videogames are guaranteed rubbish. But just because a
movie is bad, doesn’t mean it’s not a fun watch. Here are some
of our favorite terrible video game movies.

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

The world needed a hero -- it got a hedgehog. Powered


with incredible speed, Sonic embraces his new home
on Earth -- until he accidentally knocks out the power
grid, sparking the attention of uncool evil genius Dr.
Robotnik. Now, it's supervillain vs. supersonic in an all-
out race across the globe to stop Robotnik from using
Sonic's unique power to achieve world domination.

It’s so bad, it’s good

Who can forget the day when the trailer for Sonic was
released and the internet had a meltdown over the way
Sonic looked. It was so bad that the producers of the
show had to go back to the drawing board and redesign
the Sonic character to more accurately reflect the game
design. And it honestly worked, Sonic is a fun watch for
fans of the series and for newcomers. Plus Jim Carrey’s
ridiculous over-the-top acting is a joy to behold.

6 APRIL 2021
ALONE IN THE DARK

When the investigations of supernatural detective


Edward Carnby (Christian Slater) lead him to uncover
a long-lost tribe called the Abskani, he finds out that
they worshipped demons. These evil creatures are now
attempting to resurface in the world, and Edward can
stop them only with the help of Aline Cedrac (Tara
Reid), an archeologist who also happens to be his old
flame. With sinister forces attempting to take over
Edward's mind, can he and Aline stop them before it's
too late?

It’s so bad, it’s good

Firstly it has nothing to do with the actual game series,


so fans of the horror title will be disappointed, but what
you will find here is one of the lowest-ranked movies of
all time, with dreadful acting, confusing story and some
of the worst VFX we’ve seen in any movie. Director
Uwe Boll has become synonymous with terrible movies
and once again he delivered. It’s hilariously bad and you
will find yourself laughing non-stop at this sorry excuse
for a film.

MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION

Every generation, a portal opens up between the


Outerworld and Earth. Emperor Shao-Kahn (Brian
Thompson), ruler of the mythical Outerworld, pounces
the moment the portal reopens and slips through with
his mighty warriors, intent on total domination and
uniting the two worlds. However, he has only seven
days to complete his task. In the meantime, opposition
grows and warriors Sonya Blade (Sandra Hess), Jax
(Lynn "Red" Williams), Kitana (Talisa Soto) and Liu
Kang (Robin Shou) get ready for war.

It’s so bad, it’s good

The effects are terrible, the story nonexistent and


contains some of the worst acting ever, yet there is
a charm to this terrible movie. A follow up to the
relatively successful Mortal Kombat from 1995, this
sequel completely misses the point, but does allow for
some unintentional laugh-out-loud moments.

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STREET FIGHTER

Gen. Bison (Raul Julia), the evil dictator of Shadaloo,


captures a busload of relief workers and holds them
for ransom. Col. Guile (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
leads an international strike force to invade Shadaloo
and rescue the hostages. Along the way, Guile recruits
Chun-Li (Ming-Na Wen), a reporter and martial-arts
expert whose father was killed by Bison years ago, two
young con men (Damian Chapa, Byron Mann) and a
sumo wrestler (Peter Navy Tuiasosopo).

It’s so bad, it’s good

Another fighting game that Hollywood felt they needed


to put on the big screen and another massive flop. Yet
there is a certain charm to this flick, from the late, great
Raul Julia’s over-the-top acting/screaming to trying
to decipher Van Damme’s terrible accent. You have
to watch this purely for the super cheesy victory pose
right at the end.

DOOM

A team of space marines known as the Rapid Response


Tactical Squad, led by Sarge (The Rock), is sent to
a science facility on Mars after somebody reports a
security breach. There, they learn that the alert came
after a test subject, a mass murderer purposefully
injected with alien DNA, broke free and began killing
people. Dr. Grimm (Rosamund Pike), who is related
to team member Reaper (Karl Urban), informs them
all that the chromosome can mutate humans into
monsters -- and is highly infectious.

It’s so bad, it’s good

Taking the most popular first-person shooter and


putting Dwayne Johnson as the lead sounds like a
winning formula, and it is but for all the wrong reasons.
Even though there are some strong actors in Doom, the
story is nonsensical and the visual effects are as low
budget as they come. Yet the POV scenes that recreate
the feel of the game is brilliantly bad and of course, the
natural charisma of The Rock is always a winner.

8 APRIL 2021
LARA CROFT - TOMB RAIDER

This live-action feature is inspired by the most successful


interactive video-game character in history -- Lara
Croft. Beautiful and brainy, Lara (Angelina Jolie) is the
heroine of Eidos Interactive's phenomenally successful
"Tomb Raider" game series. It is one woman's fearless
quest criss-crossing the globe, in an amazing attempt to
save the world.

It’s so bad, it’s good

When it was first announced that Angelina Jolie will


take the role of the infamous archaeologist, fans around
the world rejoiced. Then the movie released and it was
okay, just okay. Yet Jolie as Lara Croft still has a lot of
charm and you get to see future James Bond, Daniel
Craig, playing the role of the main baddie.

SUPER MARIO BROS

Based on the biggest gaming franchise in video game


history, Super Mario Bros sees Brooklyn plumbers
Mario (Bob Hoskins) and Luigi (John Alberto
Leguizamo) rescue Princess Daisy from King Koopa
(Dennis Hopper) and the Goombas in a dinosaur world.

It’s so bad, it’s good

The movie that started the “movies based on


videogames are bad” trend, it still begs belief how
Hollywood messed this up. Taking a beloved franchise
known for its colorful characters and turning it into a
grungy brown palette-filled mess. Nothing makes sense
in this movie and if you will find yourself shouting
“What? Why?” at the screen every five minutes. It’s a
tough watch, but definitely recommended to see how
bad Hollywood can mess up a beloved franchise.

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10 APRIL 2021
LILI
Agostino
Model | @liliagostino
Photographer JC smooth | @_jcsmooth.backup_
12 APRIL 2021
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Happy to have you featured on FHM! What would you say is the most
Tell us what are some of the things you surprising thing about you that not
did to prepare for this shoot? While I many people know? Growing up, I always
was preparing for the shoot, I thought about thought that I would become a chef. I had a
the kind of overall look I would want to be secret love for cooking and would always try to
the perfect image for the FHM viewers. I also create different recipes in the kitchen. Through
worked out daily & maintained a healthy diet. the years, my goals shifted and I ended up
becoming more passionate about modeling and
You’ve got an amazing figure and beauty pursuing that as a career instead.
about you, we’re keen to know what
you would say is your favorite physical If you had to choose, would you say
feature about yourself and why? My eyes money and wealth determines success,
change color slightly in the sunlight; from dark or is it one’s personal achievements
brown to light brown. I’ve always loved that and happiness? I believe that personal
about my physical appearance. achievements determine success - 100%.
Everyone has their own measure of what
Being a glamorous model must have success means to them -- for some, that might
it’s perks, what are some of your most mean wealth but for others, it may mean
memorable experiences in your career? something else entirely.
I honestly love every moment that I get to be
in front of the camera; it’s my passion and what On a more personal level and in an ideal
I live for. One of my favorite moments so far world, where do you see yourself in five
was when I had the opportunity to do a sunrise or ten years; time in terms of family life,
shoot on a really beautiful island with some career, or both? In about five to ten years I see
people that I have become good friends with in myself being an even more successful model.
the industry. Any time that I’m able to do what
I love, in a great environment, with awesome 2020 was a challenging year for us all,
people, is a win. what advice would you give to other
models or aspiring models out there in
What would you say sets you apart? I’m light of all the challenges faced? 2020 was
an extremely determined person, and I go for definitely a challenging year, the advice I would
everything that I’m passionate about with all give to aspiring models out there is to never
that I have. give up, it might seem like nothing is going to
happen but if you push yourself you will get to
On the topic of men, what were where you want to be.
the complete best, and worst first
impressions you’ve got on a first date? Any final words to our readers on what
Any time a man acts like a gentleman on a date, to expect from you this year? I was very
it leaves a good impression. Therefore, if a guy is excited to shoot for FHM and am looking
disrespectful then they lose my attention right forward to many more shoots to come!
away.

14 APRIL 2021
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Televisions these days are amazing, with crystal clear pictures, amazing HDR
colors and smart design that gives you instant access to all the streaming apps
you can think of. Yet, if we are to be honest, the speakers in 99% of TV’s today
are rubbish. And with sound playing such an important part in any movie or
TV show, it’s time you buy a soundbar to compliment that big TV you won.
Here are some of the eBay you can buy right now.

Sonos Beam
Sonos has been killing it in the soundbar market lately and the Sonos Beam is no
expectation. With a great compact design, it means it will fit under the majority of
TVs without being an eyesore. It offers great sound at a very competitive price and the
inclusion of HDMI ARC is a massive bonus. It’s also compatible with Amazon Alexa for
voice commands, so no need to switch your current Alexa ecosystem. Although the lack of
Dolby Atmos might be a negative for some, those looking for a great design and solid audio
performance need not look further than the Sonos Beam.

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Samsung HW-Q950T
Samsung has long been a frontrunner with their soundbar offerings and with the Q950T,
they have once again outdone themselves. The sound is outstanding, offering a powerful,
rich sound regardless of what you will be pumping through them. With support for
Hi-Res Audio file formats, this soundbar will be an audiophile's dream. The Q950T offers
14 separate channels of sound and is clearly aimed at the object-based formats of Dolby
Atmos and DTS:X technologies. It is, however, extremely expensive for a soundbar and
some might struggle to justify the $600 price tag, but if you are looking for a premium
soundbar then this offering from Samsung is a clear winner.

Sony HT-X8500 Soundbar


These days Dolby Atmos support is all the rage for soundbars, and rightly so, it’s amazing
sound technology that has changed the game. Sadly, paying for Atmos support comes
with a hefty price tag. However that has changed with the X8500, Sony has delivered an
all-in-one Dolby Atmos soundbar that comes in at around half the price of other Atmos-
enabled devices. The key to the X8500’s great performance is Sony’s proprietary Vertical
Sound Engine that creates a convincing illusion of wraparound sound that allows Dolby
Atmos movies to play with a clear sense of expanded height and width. The build quality
and design are exceptional, and the audio performance is impressive. If you’re looking for
a great soundbar that offers a spatial sound that won’t make a dent in your wallet, then the
Sony HT-X8500 is a must-buy!

Sennheiser Ambeo 3D Soundbar


The famous headphone and professional microphone maker has thrown its hat into the
competitive market of home audio and has immediately made a massive impact. The
Ambeo 3D soundbar is incredible, with market-leading sound quality and Dolby Atmos
support. The soundbar is packed with the latest audio technologies, including Dolby
Atmos and DTS:X for surround sound audio, as well as Sennheiser’s own Ambeo ‘virtual
3D’ sound system. Sadly the design itself is not ideal and compared to offer models in its
price class, the Ambeo #D is quite hefty in size and weight and those looking for a sleek
minimal design might feel disappointed. The biggest hurdle many will face is the insane
price tag attached to this impressive piece of audio kit, coming in at an eye-watering $2500.
It’s hard to justify the price compared to what Sony and Samsung are offering for almost a
third of the price.

LG SK8 Soundbar
LG has long been in the soundbar game, with some impressive offerings. Yet if you’re
looking for a stylish compact design that delivers a great sound then the SK8 is perfect
for you. Coming in at $500, it’s a reasonably priced soundbar that promises Dolby Atmos
support and offers a variety of sources. The addition of an on-soundbar display and
Google Assistant compatibility make it easy to use, too. Although lacking some features
compared to other soundbars on the list, the SK8 is great value for money and a massive
improvement over any LG TV built-in speakers.

Vizio SB362An-F6 Sound Bar


If money is a bit tight yet you are looking for a quality soundbar then look no further
than the Vizio SB362An-F6. Coming in at only $140, it offers powerful sound as well as
Dolby Audio and DTS Virtual:X support. With a very clean design, this soundbar will sit
comfortably underneath the screen of most TVs, and Vizio also includes a pair of wall-
mount brackets as well. Of course at such a low price one would expect some cutbacks and
there are a few with Vizio’s offering. Sadly there is no HMDI support and the lack of an
LCD display does make operating it a tad frustrating. However if you’re looking for a cheap
soundbar that still delivers on it’s audio goodness, then the SB362An-F6 is the best choice
on the market right now.

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This month we get an


in-depth review of two
HOT titles, take a look!
MLB The Show 21
The “MLB The Show” series has and use them in other game modes. and attributes.
always been seen as the premier This has been a fan request for many The biggest overhaul in the 2021
baseball video game, launched for years and the ability to take the version happens in the fielding, a
Sony Playstation 2 in 2006, it blew player you spent months and months much-needed fix as fielding in the
all other baseball games out of the upgrading into other game modes is past has always felt a bit off. The
water. Fast forward 15 years and a very welcome addition. Franchise new fielding mechanics have been
not much has changed, the latest mode which sees you as the General rebuilt from the ground up and now
iteration of America’s favorite Manager of your favorite ball club features realistic reactions as well as
pastime is still an amazing baseball has also seen major improvements a major point of criticism in the past,
simulation, yet there is one big that now empowers you to make balls of the wall, as well as hundreds
change to happen to the series in better decisions on the future of of new fielding animations to take
2021. It is no longer a PlayStation your club. New to MLB The Show the realism to the next level. All the
exclusive, as for the first time in its this year is gameplay styles alongside changes and additions might not
history the MLB The Show series new gameplay onboarding tutorials seem like a big deal on paper, but
will appear on Xbox consoles. Will to expand gameplay for all playstyles when seeing it in action it all comes
this move to multiplatforms be a and skill levels. You don’t have to together to deliver the ultimate
detriment to the series or will it be be a pro to play like a pro. Casual baseball experience. If you’ve always
the next step to greatness for the gameplay is an easy pick-up and play been an Xbox gamer who wanted
authentic baseball experience? experience with an emphasis on to experience the magic of the MLB
MLB The Show 21 comes packed learning the game and honing your The Show series then this is the
with brand new features that look hardball skills. Of course, if you are perfect jumping-in point and if you
to improve on an already amazing looking for the most authentic MLB have been a fan of the series for years,
game. Road to the Show, the game's experience then simulation mode will the numerous changes and additions
magnificent career mode, has seen tick that box. Featuring incredibly to The Show 21 is more than enough
massive improvements as well as the accurate player stats and team ratings to justify the jump from last year’s
ability to take your created player that reflect their real-life personas release.

22 APRIL 2021
Outriders
In recent years, the co-op RPG shooter developers in the industry. Outriders’ regardless of what platform they are
genre has become a major player on brutal and bloody combat combines on. With the next-gen consoles still
the gaming scene, from looter shooters frenetic gunplay, violent powers and incredibly rare to obtain, Outriders will
like Destiny and the more medieval, deep RPG systems to create a true be released on last-gen consoles but if
tough as nails, Warhammer: Vermintide genre hybrid as you discover the hostile you are one of the lucky few to own one
2. For people looking for a brand new planet of Enoch as you embark on a of the new consoles, then Outriders
co-op RPG shooter experience, the journey to the source of a mysterious offers free next-gen upgrades to
latest offering from developers People signal. Play single-player or join up to ensure you get all the next-gen goodies
Can Fly will definitely scratch that itch two friends in drop-in, drop-out co-op absolutely free.
but does this new IP truly deliver on its as you tackle the horrors of a hyper- Outriders is definitely a fun co-op
promise of a premier co-op shooter or evolved planet. experience and even though the single-
will it be a bargain-bin buy instead? Create and customize your own player option is a viable choice, the
Outriders is a 3 player co-op RPG Outrider and choose from four unique most fun will be had with two friends
shooter set in an original, dark and classes each with its own skill tree to by your side. The gunplay feels solid and
desperate sci-fi universe. As mankind define your own playstyle. Customize the enemies offer a decent challenge.
bleeds out in the trenches of Enoch, and upgrade your Outrider with The graphics won’t exactly blow you
you’ll create your own Outrider and countless items of mod-able guns and away on the next-gen consoles but the
embark on a journey across the hostile gear, as you leave humanity behind. potential for 60FPS gameplay is always
planet. With rich storytelling spanning The customization might seem a enticing in a game like this. With the
a diverse world, you’ll leave behind the bit daunting when you initially boot release schedule rather thin for the
slums and shantytowns of the First City up the game, but clear progression next few months, Outriders is sure to
and traverse forests, mountains and paths means you will be a badass, offer you enough bang for your buck for
desert in the pursuit of a mysterious alien-ass-kicking Outrider in no time. quite a few hours of gameplay. And if
signal. Combining intense gunplay Fortunately, the game will also support you’re an Xbox owner with GamePass,
with violent powers and an arsenal of full cross-play compatibility across all then Outriders will launch directly into
increasingly twisted weapons and gear- formats, meaning players across PS4, GamePass on its release day. A win-win
sets, Outriders offers countless hours of PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, PC for everyone, well almost everyone.
gameplay from one of the finest shooter and Stadia will be able to play together

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Wars!
Always Better With Friends
Co-op gaming has always been incredibly
popular, from the days of the arcades where
you took on your friends and strangers at
Street Fighter to the couch co-op of classics
like Mario Kart back on the SNES. But with
the arrival of the internet, co-up has moved
online and it’s not just restricted to your
friends anymore. You can play with anyone in
the world and test your skills (and patience)
against millions of people. Here are some of
the best co-op games you can play right now
(that is not Fortnite)

Portal 2
One of the older games on the list, but definitely the most fun.
Portal 2 might be known for its wonderful story-driven single-
player mode which sees you solving portal-like puzzles to escape
the evil robot that controls the test chambers. However, with the
co-op experience, you will play as two robots helping to test out
the diabolical test chambers. Not only will you and a friend, who
each control a loveable robot, have to put your heads together to
figure out how to finish a test chamber, but you’ll often have to
time your movements and actions just right. If one player jumps
a split second early, or activates a button too late, the whole plan
falls apart. It makes communication vital, and each puzzle all-
the-more rewarding to solve.

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A Way Out
A truly unique take on the co-op experience and one we
wished more developers would focus on. A Way Out was a
completely story-driven, co-op-only game that saw you play
as two criminals trying to find a way out of prison. With the
game being exclusively co-op, you and your friend need to work
together closely to achieve your objective of escaping prison,
but roleplaying Prison Break wasn’t the only thing you and your
partner in crime could do together. From playing basketball to
helping each other fish to just messing about on a seesaw, A Way
Out is like no other co-op game on this list and it's one you have
to experience for yourself.

Rainbow Six Siege


From teaming up as criminals to teaming up as elite SWAT
members hell-bent on taking down the bad guys at whatever
cost. Rainbow Six Siege is best known for its tactical PVP fights,
where your job is to clear a level of terrorists as quickly and
efficiently as possible. Teamwork is the name of the game and if
you or one of your team members go rogue then the entire plan
will be compromised. You will have to revise your tactics, clear
traps and use your abilities and coordinate timings with your
four squadmates to be successful in your mission. It’s intense,
it’s dramatic and it’s a ton of fun. If being a real-life SWAT
team member is your thing, then Rainbow Six Siege is highly
recommended.

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Monster Hunter World
The Monster Hunter series is arguably one of the biggest co-op
series ever and rightfully so. You play as a hunter that, well the
clue is in the name, hunts monsters. You’ll team up with other
hunters to take on quests to track down and kill a huge variety
of monsters in a beautifully realized world. Unlike the other
games on the list, this one will take a bit of time to get used to as
the online mechanics can be a bit confusing to new players and
the huge variety in gameplay styles and weapons might seem
overwhelming in the beginning, but stick with it and you will
discover a game unlike any other. The absolute joy of spending
hours tracking and killing a massive monster is a feeling unlike
any other.

Sea of Thieves
Who hasn’t dreamed of being a pirate at one stage in their life?
Sailing the open seas, plundering other ships and hunting for
treasure all while enjoying a cup of grog with your mates. Well,
Sea of Thieves offers that exact experience. Team up with 3 other
people and take on various quests for booty, or take down other
pirate ships and loot their treasure or just sink their ship and
send them to Davy Jones’ locker or just hunt down the mighty
Kraken and prepare for an epic sea battle. Sea of Thieves is a ton
of fun with friends and offers some truly hilarious moments.
Although the game can be played in single-player, the real joy lies
in its co-op.

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Destiny 2
The granddaddy of the looter shooter, Destiny has always
been an incredible shooter with fantastic guns and beautiful
locations to explore. With Destiny 2, which is free to play right
now, you get to explore the universe once again with your fellow
guardians. The story and lore might be ridiculous and incredibly
tough to understand, but the core gameplay of Bungie's space
epic is best in its class. There is so much to do, from Adventures,
Strikes, Nightfalls, and six-person raids, you’ll constantly have
new loot to discover. Again Destiny 2 is a game that can be played
solo, but the real fun begins when you team up with a squad.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons


Arguably the biggest game of 2020 and one that got many people
through the lockdown blues, Animal Crossing: New Horizon
is unlike any other game on this list. This is all about building
your perfect island paradise, being nice to your neighbors, doing
gardening and collecting enough money to buy more goodies for
your home and town. It's a completely wholesome experience
and actually quite therapeutic, especially considering what is
going on in the real world. The co-op experience is also quite
different, with you being able to visit other people’s islands,
giving them gifts or just hanging out in their unique towns. It’s
an experience like no other and a welcome distraction from the
reality we are living in right now.

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YOU

WHAT!
How a job title can
shape our identity
By Ian Kirke | Twitter @ianjkirke

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From experience, once you reach a certain age
social gatherings have a pattern of predictability.
The preamble, usually with glass in hand, engages
with an unspectacular icebreaker: “Tell me, what
do you do?” Not wishing to offend these
professionals too much, “I’m in IT, HR” or any
other job that can be similarly abbreviated can
often make the follow-up line somewhat
challenging. On the other hand, as a cop I was
often interrogated following the utterance of the
less than convincing address, “My friend got done
for [whatever].” I kind of guessed that in all
probability it was they who had been pulled for the
misdemeanor in question and one thing was for
certain, they would rarely provide a full and
unbiased account.
Once I had obtained my qualifying law degree a
friend bizarrely introduced me as his barrister, As a kid, the predecessors of Starbursts were Opal
stretching my legal standing way beyond the realms Fruits that were synonymous with the advertising
of reality. At a barbeque, on the way to getting well jingle, “made to make your mouth water!” I can vouch
and truly pissed, a guy once asked if I had studied that they did too! I had met a veritable food alchemist
property law. It was one of the compulsory modules or, as he modestly put it, a food flavoring specialist.
and I loved a bit of trespass, however, when he And that wasn’t all! He also had a prominent hand in
departed momentarily, only to return with the deeds the creation of Percy Pigs! I was fast becoming a
of his house, seeking advice on ownership of a sliver salivating wreck as I listened intently to his story
of land between his and the adjoining property, I which began in the most mundane of locations - a
knew I needed a future-proof escape plan. mental institution.
Subsequently, thanks to a letter in Readers Digest, I A kindred spirit in that, like me, he didn’t have a
acquired my get-out-of-jail-free card if ever I wanted a clue what he wanted to do in life when he left school.
quiet evening: “I’m into scaffolding.” The ultimate As the swimming pool attendant at Darenth Park
assassin of all future discussion. Hospital, near Dartford in Kent, an eerie Victorian
As the author, Stephen R. Covey once said, “I am sanatorium that nursed soldiers who had returned
not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of from the second World War irreparably scarred by
my decisions.” As a nineteen-year-old, I decided to the ravages of post-traumatic shock disorder,
join the police and this, inevitably, shaped my identity. Stephen’s career path could not have been more
The same for anyone in IT or HR. Yet I wondered uncertain. To add to the oddity, the BBC filmed the
how an unusual vocation would shape an individual. wartime drama Colditz there, and on seeing the
How much more interesting would a social gathering actors dressed as Nazis one patient hid in a refuse bin
be if, for example, the person opposite stated that they and celebrated his escape, only to be brought back
were an astronaut, astrophysicist, or lion tamer? At sometime later by the crew of the dustcart. During a
this juncture I feel it prudent to manage your chance conversation whilst seated at the side of the
expectations in that I have not, yet, interviewed outside pool, the question was posed “What are you
anyone from NASA, The Large Hadron Collider, or going to do with your life then?” The puzzled young
the famous Budapest Circus. However, my list of man had no answer, to which the more worldly-wise
favorite dinner guests has a wonderful pedigree that chap exclaimed, “It’s fashion or food!” Asserting that
connects humility, honesty, and a ‘how the hell did people would always need to be clothed and fed
this happen?’ Their individual routes to their unique Stephen applied for and got a job as a junior food
and jaw-dropping professional standing was never technician at Chiltonian Biscuits. Alighting the train
one of childhood fantasy or focussed desire. home a mile and a half away the smell of lemon puffs
still filled the air!
What do you do Stephen Ellis?
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seventeen, I was delivering the post as a clerical assistant at At secondary school, we had career advice sessions. Mr.
the Royal Army Chaplains Department, Bagshot Park (now Hutt, my mathematics teacher, ran these for my year group.
the home of Prince Edward and the Countess of Wessex) He was brilliant at algebra, longitude, and latitude but as
and Mr. Purdy, the center manager, said, “You can’t do this inspiration for reaching for the stars, he was a one out of ten.
for the rest of your life! My son has joined the police. You If Marie had been in my class and Mr. Hutt had asked, “what
should too.” Funny how a chance remark can often change do you want to do when you leave school?” she could not
your life forever. have honestly replied, “to review the causes of domestic
Returning to Stephen, his career path saw him progress homicides Sir,” because up until the passing of the Domestic
within several high-profile food companies including Violence Crime and Victims Act 2004 this role didn’t exist.
Unilever where he could pop into the Ice Cream laboratory To be fair, even if this unique position had been available
whenever the fancy took him to sample the Ambrosia of the then, this is not what Marie had set her heart on. She
Gods! At this juncture in our conversation, I marveled at the yearned to be an air traffic controller and passed her aviation
science behind the titillation of our taste buds and urgently studies certificate with ease but had a change of heart and
required a Mr. Whippy with a flake. Mr. Ellis your obtained a Zoology degree at Aberystwyth University to
curriculum vitae was good enough to eat! pursue her new dream of becoming a biology teacher.
Watching the hit British TV show ‘Juliet Bravo’ with her
At a school show and tell Stephen’s seven-year-old daughter mum as a young child never did leave her psyche. Who
Niamh proudly announced that her mum was a nurse and would not want to become a police officer and wear that
dad put the flavor in Starbursts! This netted Stephen a gig at classic uniform, especially the iconic hostess hat? Phew! Did
the school introducing the kids to the science behind taste. you manage to keep up with all those twists and turns?
And so, to the icing on the cake, the cherry on top and the During an appraisal review with the HR manager, our
crème de la crème: Percy Pigs! I can happily overdose on then uniformed sergeant looked at the noticeboard plastered
those beauties and still come back for more! What the hell with yellow post-it notes. Her gaze was drawn to the gap in
has hooked me? Stephen was, as usual, matter of fact. The the Domestic Violence Unit (DVU) position. The temporary
food company, seeking new business with the UK retail role became permanent and she remained there for the rest
giant Marks and Spencer, had the jelly (or gummies in the of her career.
trade) and foam, and Ellis the wizard weaved his secret spells
combining the two separate constituents and adding the Sometimes our life choices are paper thin. In this critical role
little craved European flavoring, the humble grape! The rest, the bombardment of extreme acts of evil, often perpetrated
as they say, is history and Percy became a confectionary by those who hid behind the front doors of normal-looking
superstar! homes, led Marie to question if she had, on reflection,
How has this journey ultimately shaped this sweet man? developed an emotional immunity? Possibly an
Ask his four children and three grandchildren (with another understandable detachment where the most grievous of acts
en-route) whose existence can be traced back to the moment rarely raised an eyebrow. The reality of ‘Femicide’ (from
our younger food virtuoso, flush with cash, met his love research conducted by domestic abuse campaigner Karen
heart (not to be confused with the Swizzels confectionary Ingala Smith in 2018) is that 61% of women killed by men
creation). were murdered by a current or former partner.
Although the full horror of domestic abuse was clearly
visible, an understanding of the psychology involved
What do you do Marie Ruffell? informed her ability to cope with the frequent return of
“I review the circumstances leading up to a domestic-related traumatized people to dysfunctional relationships, which on
death.” the face of it, appeared nonsensical. Indeed, as a rookie cop, I
was ambivalent and, regrettably, considered ‘domestics’ as
an obstacle to dealing with the more exciting aspects of
operational policing. Training and reinforcing awareness of
the tell-tale signs became Marie’s driving ambition, helping
her in turn to better handle her understandable emotional
detachment since without this posture she could easily have
suffered vicarious mental harm.
Relinquishing her warrant card upon retirement, she was
subsequently drawn back to the police in her current civilian
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relationships was still vital and the The pace of change following her Junction, South West London
more easily hidden and insidious reviews can often be frustrating resulting in thirty-five fatalities and
coercively controlling relationships although the final scripting, by a four hundred and eighty-four
caused Marie a new anguish, suitably qualified author, of the injured. I vividly recall the news
suspecting that many more people concluding domestic homicide bulletins, the tangled wreckage,
suffered terrible and irreparable review, invariably leads to positive scattered personal belongings, and
mental scars. change. countless members of the
Reflecting upon her haphazard emergency services. Until I had this
During our initial conversations, route into this discipline she was unexpected conversation with Rob,
Marie was pretty matter-of-fact nonetheless enthusiastically I had not considered what would
about the impact her vocation had optimistic. “Not knowing what you inevitably happen after such a
on her life. Ex-cops, and I guess, want to be when you leave school tragic event. As a fellow cop, I had
those from the military and other isn’t necessarily a bad thing. That’s the first-hand experience of dealing
key emergency services can often, if what I told my kids. They will find with solo sudden deaths, yet this
my experiences are a useful gauge, their way.” was hardly a comparable
defer to the process that defines benchmark to what he and his
our roles. Yet, I knew that no What did you do Rob colleagues had faced after the
warm-hearted human being, as she Lambert? immediacy of saving lives had
clearly is, could have come through “I was part of the body recovery team evaporated and the grim task of
this totally unscathed. After some at the Clapham rail disaster.” recovering so many victims had
more gentle probing, she agreed! commenced. Ordinary people
Her relatives were totally on their way to work with, no
oblivious to the horrors she doubt, Christmas on their
routinely absorbs. A caring, minds.
empathetic mother does get
upset. That is being human. With his heart set on becoming
However, her roles within this an RAF pilot, Rob had his
unique environment coupled ambition snuffed out by color
with her intuitive desire to blindness. Joining the
improve the way the police Metropolitan Police, he later
learn, improve, and protect specialized as a member of the
vulnerable people has created a Territorial Support Group
protective shield. Support from Having known Rob for several (TSG), the specialist public order
good friends has helped maintain years I did a double-take when he unit for the capital. A discrete
this tolerance albeit she did casually mentioned that he had change to the terms of reference for
concede that the removal of a entered the terrible carnage of the this unit saw officers assigned the
counselor due to budget cuts was Clapham rail disaster as part of the task of body recovery since
harmful. body recovery team. I cannot recall cumulatively this represented a
Knowing that her current role is how this disclosure tripped out significant cadre of staff who could
examining the aftermath is much other than I guess we had been be deployed en-mass at short notice
less of a burden when compared to shooting the breeze about the old anywhere within the United
the times she went to bed days. Kingdom. The training focused
wondering if she had put the At 8:13am on Monday 12th upon evidential continuity. The
requisite safeguards in place when December 1988, due to a matching of body parts to the
she was at the frantic, fluid, and, catastrophic technical fault, three correct victim often situated in
often, frightening end of the DVU. trains collided near Clapham hazardous locations. At this time in

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policing process trumped emotion and and cigarettes proximate to the local The last fifty years of data provided by
there was no psychiatric support. This supermarket which had become a the UK’s Office for National Statistics
may, in part, explain why the exhibit temporary mortuary. Gallows humor shows that, on average, a third of all
bags were colloquially referred to as often permeated the nonchalant mood marriages ended in divorce. Stateside
‘slop bags’. Interwoven with the that dominated the process of crime the highest annual rate over the same
requirement to lead the police scene management. Not that this period was a little lower at
response to a variety of high-profile should detract from the care and twenty-three percent. This snapshot
outbreaks of mass public disorder, such reverence that Rob and his colleagues suggests the role of the Divorce Coach
as the Poll Tax riots of 1990, Rob showed whilst putting their own safety is a must, especially since the ‘till death
managed to squeeze in the pursuit of a at risk as they negotiated the carnage. do us part’ vow has a significant failure
couple of Irish Republican Army (IRA) Perhaps this was indicative of a coping rate. I must confess I never knew such
terrorist bombers along the towpath mechanism born out of repetitive a profession existed until I met Sara
under Hammersmith bridge after they training, camaraderie, and dedicated and listened to her unique and
tried to plant an explosive device. A professionalism. inspiring story. Many of my close
typical shift for the TSG? Perhaps not, A few months later Rob faced the friends had endured torrid break-ups
since there were the times of excessive same call, this time on the River and I figured that the usual legal
boredom, sat for thirty-two hours Thames when the Marchioness interventions did little to heal the
outside of the French Embassy after a collided with the dredger Bowbelle inevitable emotional scars even if they
guy took someone hostage and, the and sank, claiming the lives of fifty-one had successfully carved up the
oddity, such as the schizophrenic man people celebrating a birthday. Ten finances. As a couple of divorced
who wired his flat to the electricity years later he was offered counseling. friends put it, “How do I feel now we’re
supply threatening to jump from the The pragmatic, sensitive, and divorced? I didn’t want to divorce him.
window of a block of flats. reserved side of Rob’s character may I wanted to bury him!” and just as
Scrambling down the embankment process this time of his life as simply moving, “God it’s a good feeling! It’s as
from the Putney side the stench of another day at the office. Yet I would though I have re-joined humanity!”
diesel was overpowering. Firefighters hazard a guess that his remarkable And what about those caught in the
seemed to be everywhere. Working in fortitude has shaped him at a much crossfire? The unwilling. The
pairs Rob and his partner were tasked deeper level. I raise my glass to the frightened. The kids.
to manage the crime scene on a officers of the TSG who carried out the I guessed that this was not a goal
carriage-by-carriage basis. tasks the more ordinary of us mortals nurtured at school, and I was right!
Razor-sharp debris and twisted probably would never even think She was inspired when she attended a
metalwork made it difficult to navigate. about. seminar led by the motivational
Then he saw a foot. A man’s foot, American speaker, Tony Robbins,
wearing a brown brogue. Then a leg. What do you do Sara setting up her own roaring business
Processing these, on the face it, horrific Davison? which connected a UK audience to the
scenes was oddly unemotional. “I’m The Divorce Coach.” www. same professional knowledge. As a
Imagining the body parts as prosthetic saradavison.com successful coach her own ensuing
Rob’s revelation reminded me of my divorce and the trauma of a legal spat
first post-mortem. The deceased was the best training for the creation
looked anything but human, more like of her present incarnation.
a manakin. In both situations, neither Untangling the anger, depression,
of us had a personal connection to deceit, and destruction which can
what was in front of us. He never came often occur before a positive roadmap
across a complete person, yet a can even be imagined doesn’t come
wristwatch was carefully removed, without cost. I doubt cupid would ever
bagged, and later returned to the endorse a marriage made in heaven
victim’s family. He remains thankful expecting it to plumb the depths of
that he was not called upon to perform hell. The tragedy of many client
that task. accounts was beautifully balanced by
the wonders of a text from a
The search was exhausting, ten-year-old daughter who simply said,
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back.” Bestselling books, television appearances, and the needs to be replaced with sustainable and tangible
hit podcast ‘Heartbreak to Happiness’ have cemented antidotes.
her professional standing but I was moved by the overt
healing, typified on a first date when a client ran in and Sara is now more attuned to picking up her own red flags
hugged Sara and said how she had saved her life. WOW! which many of us may either dismiss or believe we can
simply fix. A life lesson for us all. More grateful for the
I have never experienced divorce and wondered if this things that many of us may take for granted, such as
would be a prerequisite should I wish to embark on a kindness and friendship, Sara is happy and content.
similar role. I was pleasantly reassured that this skillset When this pandemic is over these four extraordinary
could be trained, and Sara had supported many to people will be top of my invited dinner guest list and just
become breakup and divorce coach practitioners. maybe their collective wisdom will help me to decide
One fundamental consideration is that everyone is what I want to be when I eventually grow up. Cheers to
different, and the approach can never be a ‘one size fits you all!
all’. For example, a partner leaving had the other
distraught, crying, and unable to dress in anything other © Ian Kirke 2021
than an old tracksuit; another was livid, chopping up
clothing and embarking on a stalking regime; another
was simply relieved. Everyone will have their own life
story too, shaped by lifestyle, finances, reliance, and
possibly children. So where do you begin to unpick that
lot? Sara explained that the first session, circa one and
half hours, was simply dedicated to listening, looking for
‘red flags’; those often-discrete pointers that
cumulatively identify the reasons for the breakup. The
synergy between body language and vocabulary
provides Sara with a route map to latterly probe the
likely emotional narrative and coach each client to see all
available options, creating vivid ‘paint and color’
outcomes.
Reprogramming self-talk to dumb down the negative
and shine a light on the positives seek to create a
momentum designed to dial down on destructive
emotions. As Sara explained, we are all born with a
remote control to our brains but frequently we don’t
know how to use it. Incompatible remotes, programmed
during our formative years, can trigger conflict in
relationships as Sara demonstrated with a powerful
example, “Mark’s parents would deal with conflict
head-on, remaining in situ until the issue came to some
form of conclusion. Claire’s parents would disengage,
giving each other space and often sleeping on it. When
they married Mark duplicated his learned script
believing this to be loving, whilst Claire’s urge was to
display her compassion by disengaging. Both thought
they were right” Is it any wonder that these
contradicting postures would inevitably lead to disaster?
Anger management is crucial, coupled with
empowering her clients to see obstacles as challenges,
whilst being cognisant that falling apart can be part of
the grieving process. A smile, even artificial, a run, or
simply holding your head up high can have a positive
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How did you get involved first with order to be beautiful. And the standard I tell my boys just you're boys doesn't
the beauty industry? Have you ever of beauty here is the type that you can mean you can be a slob. Aside from
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wish Harry Potter was real and you capitalize on that standard by making little cosmetic assistance doesn't hurt.
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and go. The walk of shame down a flight like a conveyor belt for porn stars and beauty expert to help with this. Stay
of stairs to my locker where I kept my strippers. Babes on babes on babes. away from anything shiny or glittery. A
things was the smallest I had ever felt. nice matte finish to your foundation or
Did people know? Were they staring at Why should guys try and understand bronzer is usually the best bet.
me because they knew the news? I had & support their girl's makeup/beauty
just separated from my first husband routines in order to have a stronger You are massive on social media!
and my self-esteem was already super relationship? Listen, if she feels sexy, How important is social media for
low. I got this job so I could start a new she's happy, and if she's happy she'll companies and people like you these
life for myself. I had terrible days? If you are not visible,
social skills. I'm just a victim daily, you are invisible. If you
mentality in general. Truth be want to make money and have
told the managers probably saw a viable long-term business, a
that and honestly I probably robust online presence is not
would’ve let me go too. But that a suggestion; this is a MUST.
was the moment when I stopped Unfortunately, plenty of business
feeling sorry for myself and I felt owners recently learned this the
rage for the first time. I went hard way. I feel like this reality is
from being a sad little chihuahua incredibly hard for people who
whimpering when its tail have been in business for several
between its legs into beast mode. years and have survived just fine
Have you ever felt rage? So before Instagram and Facebook
angry that nothing matters but existed. A lot of people are still
getting even!!! It feels weird to bargaining with social media by
say but two multi-million dollar dabbling in it once in a while.
businesses later both online and I’m not taking it seriously. Why?
my studio. I love the quote that YOU might think you have
her biggest flex is that she did clients, and you’re comfortable.
everything she said she was going to do. be more affectionate, and if she's more But I know some of you are starting
I guess you could say that was me but I affectionate you'll be happy. to realize that your clients are slowly
did everything I was going I said I was going somewhere else. Or perhaps when
going to do and a bunch of other crazy What are your favorite products to COVID hit, and you needed another
unexpected things as well. It’s amazing use and why? What kind of products?! way to make a living, you realized that
what you can accomplish when you OMG, my new obsession is this body having a strong social media presence
stop whimpering and just start working. butter by Truly Beauty called "Unicorn to sell PPE or online courses too would
When you stop being a victim and just Fruit". It makes my whole body smell have been nice. Still in denial? Please
commit but you’re now going to have like magical fruity pebbles with sugar. stick with me. It would be best if you got
victory over your life’s circumstance. My husband loves it. serious about your social media game
before it gets worse. You know you’re in
In Hollywood where you are based, What types of makeup would you trouble when you say, “This is the way
how important are "looks"? recommend to guys to wear? In my I’ve always done it!” Do you know who
Hollywood is extremely vain. People opinion, self-care for men should be said that? Blockbuster Video. They are
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on the block, NETFLIX. They refused to of influence” and “important” all of a (work from home) course creator.
modernize. Get to acceptance, that social sudden. Even through the low views, Listen, If I am an artist and I figured out
media should now be a part of your even through the low sales, even through how to create passive income through
J-O-B, as quickly as possible so you can the low likes and even through your online courses I am positive I can
start to make the change, and not get left period cramps. Lol Next time you find help you do the exact same thing with
behind any further back. Because to stay yourself starting to talk yourself out of a confidence. I think this is something that
relevant in today’s ever-changing beauty commitment that you made to yourself, Covid has taught the beauty biz and it’s
industry, you have to be on social media. see what happens if instead, you can here to stay.
offer yourself the grace of understanding
What tips can you give to help others that without the failures, you would not What is your ultimate dream? I’m
scale their social media channels? be able to reach your desired destination. currently pregnant with my third son.
Building influence is difficult. I think I’m running a business with 25+ remote
the most difficult part is learning how Where do you see the beauty industry employees. I have a wonderful and
to encourage yourself to keep going, as a whole heading towards this supportive husband who is a high school
keep posting, keep smiling even when year as we are still in the middle of a history teacher. And now I’m gonna be a
you feel like no one cares. Now several pandemic? Beauty educators are gonna mother of 3 boys on top of it. I’m looking
million dollars later, I’m sure you say have to pivot to stay relevant through forward to growing both my family and
that’s easy for me to say. But let’s go learning how to turn their in-person my company even more. Sometimes
back into my time machine, shall we? training into something that will be I have fantasies about not being so
My first podcast had 12 downloads. My accessible online. E-learning is on the ambitious but it doesn’t last long. My
first long caption post on IG had 8 likes. rise, it is projected to be an almost 4 goal is to create 1,000 new female
My first live I’m pretty sure it was just BILLION Dollar industry by 2026. millionaires every year I'm in business.
my mom and her friends watching. My Online education is the future. And not We are right on track for that this year.
first online course I had three sales and I to mention online course creators are
was elated. When stuff like this happens extremely profitable right now they What is one quote you live life by? It's
you feel like a failure. The hardest part haven’t slowed down one bit. Make my quote: "The opposite of depression is
about social media entrepreneurship is money as a beauty entrepreneur online purpose. Anxiety is movement. Loneliness
showing up every day no matter what right now. I am a 7 figure permanent is Irish. Anger is vulnerability. Lack of
and just deciding that you are “a person makeup artist turned 7 figure full-time motivation is discipline."

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Congratulations on your FHM came from.
Australia cover and feature!
Tell us about your photo shoot. What turns you on the most
Thank you FHM Australia for giving about a man? What turns you
me the April cover! It’s an honor to off? Turn on in a man is his eyes and
have my 2nd FHM Cover. Exactly 1 his humor... and the only thing that
year ago I was on the cover of FHM turns me off is rudeness.
USA, so this is a great anniversary
present. The photo shoot was What are some of your hobbies?
epic, we shot with 2 helicopters I am huge fan of yoga and i love
in Orange County, CA. The entire Crossfit but first on my list is sex :)
team was very professional and easy
to work with. What’s your favorite snack?
My favorite snack is oatmeal bar
When is the last time you were and greek yogurt, keeps me full of
in Greece? The last time I was in energy, it’s delicious and healthy.
Greece was 3 years ago.
Favorite cocktail? My favorite
What’s your favorie Greek cocktail is Frozen Peach Bellin
food? My favorite greek food is
fresh salmon fillet with vegetables Would you like to settle down
with olive oil. and start a family someday?
Yes it is in my plans to start a family
Do you have any secrets you can someday, but not too soon, I have
tell us? Yes i have but i will not tell different priorities...
you...its my secrets! :)
If you had the power to change
What does your name Lux any one thing in the world,
Ferrari mean? Once some years what would it be? If i had the
ago a boyfriend of mine who was power to change something it
a race driver, after a night full of will be the discrimination against
passion told me if i was a car, I women... it is a major problem in
would be a luxurious one... a luxury our times.
Ferrari! So this is where my name

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that go bump in the night…
By Ian Kirke | Twitter @ianjkirke

When something puzzles, surprises, or ov rwh lms


me I tend to be sucked into a vortex of discovery, of en
buffeted by co tra iction and con u i n. A s e of
clarity normally emerges a thoug the wonderful thing
about b ing human is that our minds are often fluid. When
someone sugge ts that changing my min is in some
way a negative trait I smile. As the English psychologist
Edward de Bono observed, “If you never change your
mind, why have one?” The subject of ghosts and the
supernatural has encouraged me to perform several
intellectual somersaults during my lifetime and when
I commenced this latest investigation, spurred on by a
recent conversation about death, I anticipated a chaotic
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As a kid, I was, unsurprisingly, open to the suggestive concepts that In 1907, Doctor Duncan MacDougall from Massachusetts sought
connected with all manner of huge issues. Things as a youngster I to weigh human souls by observation at the time of death of six
just couldn’t grasp - religion, death, creation, and many more. My patients. He concluded that the human spirit weighed 21.3 grams.
introduction to the notion of ghosts was, from my fragmented early His findings were condemned by the wider scientific population
recollections, drawn from television. I recall having watched a black who cited the experiment as an example of defective selective
and white horror film with a scene where a ghostly hand regularly reporting. Doctor Duncan had failed to impress me too. But I
appeared from behind a door. I can’t remember the name of it, remained suitably curious to understand why some folk still
although as I watched it with my parents it had to be some ‘B’ movie believed in ghosts.
classic that wasn’t designed to scare me shitless. And indeed, it As I didn’t off the top of my head consider any of my friends to
didn’t until when I was in the bath my dad quietly opened the door, be nut jobs, I decided to conduct a little research of my own, honing
turned off the light, and made some ghostly howls before switching down my impressive list of social media contacts (I’m a popular
the light back on to expose his hand. That did shit me up! In order guy!) into a smaller cohort: the ones I had met, had held reasonably
to compartmentalize my evolving juvenile fear of things that may deep and meaningful conversations with, didn’t wrap tin foil around
go bump in the night, I applied some defensive logic. I convinced their heads (in public anyway) and responded to my invitation to
myself that if I believed in ghosts they would simply leave me alone. discuss the notion of ghosts. I fully acknowledge that this approach
And so they did! may have whispers of the good Doctor Duncan’s choosy coverage
although to be fair that wasn’t exactly the point. I was intrigued
Later on, my chosen school life subjects were very much to discover how many of my chosen sensible friends were in my
biased towards the sciences (physics, chemistry & biology) and corner. The answer was a fat zero. All had a tale to tell and many had
mathematics. I loved geography too. This heavily biased logic never openly shared their stories, which I intend to remedy before
continued into college where I embarked on the educational disclosing where this inquiry took me. Now please dim the lights,
equivalent of dominatrix sex: A-Levels in physics, pure and ensure you are alone, leave the window on the latch and figure this
applied mathematics (as separate subjects). I had wanted to study lot out for yourself…
geography since I was obsessed with the formation of oxbow lakes,
but my Dad made the persuasive pitch that the country would Around thirty-five years ago, eighteen months into their new home
always need scientists, and so I commenced my route to NASA and Ally was in bed with her husband. Both fell asleep whereupon she
future space exploration. Somewhere along the way I discovered felt pressure on her chest. She stirred prompting her husband to
women, Polish vodka, and partying and managed to nail an “E” rouse. He shook her and said there was a small boy with big blue
grade in only one subject – A level combined mathematics. I can, eyes and blonde hair sat on her. He said he was about a year old. It
however, still confidently explain how a U-shaped lake is formed spooked both although they decided that it was some form of joint
when a wide river meander is separated from the main flow. hallucination and eventually went back to sleep. The next morning
I had not consciously monitored my cognitive connection their two-year-old son got into bed with Ally and began chatting
with phantoms although my now more analytical predisposition away whilst looking at the ceiling giggling. When asked who he was
combined with lashings of talking to he said, “The little boy in the curtains.” Mentioning it to a
Scooby-Doo turned my mind to the conclusion that any neighbor Ally was informed that the previous occupants had lost a
apparitions could always be explained away by common sense. And year-old baby boy to cot death. He was blonde.
that was my position for a great chunk of my adult life. Ghosts were As a police constable, Steve attended a sudden death one sunny
no more than a fantasy item and I would never lose any sleep, even if Sunday afternoon in Reading. ‘Old Tom’ lived alone. The landlady
something went bump in the night, as more probably than not it was of the local pub took him a dinner every Sunday and she found
simply the cat. him dead in his bed. Nothing was known about him, so Steve
Fast forward to the here and now and I have to confess that as began looking in drawers to find some identification. Suddenly and
I reflected more upon the deathly discussion, I began to question bizarrely, the only picture in the room fell from the wall above the
my comfort zone. I had seen many dead bodies. As a police officer, I fireplace. It was an incredibly old photograph of a soldier. Steve felt
vividly recall the first autopsy that I went to. Rather than mimicking compelled to say aloud, “Don't worry Tom. I'm not stealing. I need
the opening title sequence of Quincy, M.E (played so brilliantly to find out about you so we can take care of you properly.” He then
by the late Jack Klugman) where the rookie cops pass out one went down to a basement room and in the first drawer he opened,
by one I was transfixed at the awe that is the human body. The he found an old Army paybook with Tom's full details and a battered
extraordinary colors and incredible natural engineering. The smell, old address book. Steve had no goosebumps nor was the air chilled.
on the other hand, was not for the fainthearted. Seeing a body that
I had no personal connection with was infinitely easier to deal with Geraldine once lived in a cul-de-sac of five properties. It was built
than viewing someone that did mean something to me. Even so, upon old, abandoned coal mines. Random tremors that shook
the greyness of a lifeless body reminded me that they were now the houses were commonplace due to mine movement. She and
departed and all that remained was a vessel. Their essence had gone. other householders sometimes heard men whistling. A later family
I was minded to believe that the soul simply went out like a light at photograph revealed a figure behind her Dad which looked like a
this juncture too. man with a Miner’s hat on. She later found out that her house was

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built on the entrance to the shaft where frame inexplicably propelled from a set of staff on duty that night, who had been
the miners used to congregate for work. of drawers when she walked into her in another part of the estate. I also recall
Whilst walking from her bedroom to bedroom with her mother. Gavin regaling me with his ghost stories
the bathroom, passing the stairwell, Julia Frankie reports several ghostly as I drank tea and admired the elegance
saw an old English sheepdog, sat at the encounters, one cited within an of the main hallway. One night at his
bottom of the stairs looking up. Feeling 18th-century alehouse. My left brain, suggestion I sipped my beverage in a small
prompted to say, “Oh. Hi” as she passed. A responsible for rational thought, sounded library and looked at the picture on the
second look revealed nothing. its claxons at this point since copious wall which Gavin proclaimed contained a
amounts of alcohol can often make people hidden child. As I readied to leave, I took
Whilst having dinner with a group of extremely suggestive. As a cop, I had one last glimpse and the obvious outline of
fellow delegates at Petwood House, lost count of the number of times that a a child appeared. I never admitted this to
Woodhall Spa, Lincolnshire, not far from drunk driver had claimed that their ability Gavin since it was only a trick of the light
RAF Scampton, the home of the World to drive was actually enhanced as they and my active imagination. Wasn’t it?
War II Dambuster squadron, Mairéad poured themselves out of the driver’s
noticed one lady reacting to something seat. However, his brother and at least My gang of reluctant ghostbusters felt
under the table. Moments later another six other locals had a mutual experience compelled to reinforce their credentials
lady looked down too. At the time this when they simultaneously witnessed as persons of reasonable firmness, and
didn’t raise any suspicions and the meal a crystal decanter filled with undiluted some thought it prudent to add that they
continued without further incident. orange squash lift from the mahogany bar had not been drinking alcohol or taking
Returning to her room in the Tudor- and slowly descend onto the floor, landing any illegal substances. All were genuinely
style annex she was conscious that there softly and perfectly upright. The landlord disturbed at what they had experienced
was a back door that had an internal stated that his living room, directly above and there was collective difficultly in
unsecured porch. Locking the rear the bar, was always freezing even with the reaching a unanimous explanation. Some
entrance and placing a chair against her heating on and the family dog would never attempted to draw upon the emotion
room door before a late call to her husband enter. or energy contained within the specter
she felt a hand on her face, gently stroking whilst others wondered if they had a belief
two or three times as she rested in bed. I sometimes worked with Frankie on mechanism that could tune into certain
Aware of the soft pressure, she froze. the Slough & District Police area and vibes. Most felt a degree of embarrassment
Bizarrely Mairéad responded, "Thank Cliveden House was a favorite night-time and had continually posed the question,
you, I'm not frightened, I feel safe with tea spot. Dating back to 1666 the beautiful “Why me?”
you here". In the morning, on leaving her forty-seven-roomed mansion in the rolling Lynne, a spiritualist, asserted that
room she saw a chambermaid and asked if Buckinghamshire countryside became the “Sometimes there is residual energy in
the place had ghosts. The member of staff meeting place of royalty, the aristocracy, properties. People who've died are looking
went white and said, “Yes, we have, a lady.” and parliamentarians. In 1961 it was the to connect with loved ones. If people have
place of scandal that rocked the British clairvoyant gifts, they may see spirits but
At breakfast, Mairéad told her class Government when John Profumo, the then it's possible to hear, sense, or even smell
what had happened. The two ladies Secretary of State for War, the spirit.”
then disclosed that they had both felt a embarked on an illicit affair with
phantom dog brush past their legs whilst Christine Keeler, a nineteen-year-old So where has this journey left me? I must
sat at dinner. That day the hotel moved mistress of a suspected Russian spy. Gavin, confess that the uninhibited disclosures
her to an adjacent room, although a chair the always benevolent night-porter, would by my friends, detailed and often with
was still propped up against the door. entertain with tales of the ghosts that others involved have caused a degree of
That night the television inexplicably frequented the building. unease. Whilst I have concluded that I do
came on at 2.30am. The back porch that not possess the psychic ability that may
she had locked the night before was found Calling in advance of a nocturnal visit or may not be required to engage with
unlocked in the morning and the chair had Frankie was informed by Gavin that he was the requisite connections, I find that the
been moved. running a quick errand and would be back answer to the only question left to ask,
Sitting downstairs Kathryn could hear shortly to put the kettle on. Approaching ‘Do I now believe in Ghosts?’ is simply
the hot water tank draining. On checking via the stunning runway of a gravel yes. The supplementary question that I
the upstairs bathroom, the hot tap was driveway Frankie and his crewmate both didn’t think I would ask when I started this
on full blast. This happened a couple of saw Gavin moving from one ground floor investigation is still yet to be answered.
times before stopping. In the same house, window to another before disappearing. ‘What the hell are they?’
her lodger was hit on the head by a photo Except it wasn’t Gavin, the only member

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One of the biggest actors in the world,
quite literally, is a household name
around the world. The Austrian
behemoth went on to dominate not
only the world of bodybuilding but
became one of the most recognizable
actors in history and even went on
to become a big-time American
politician. Yet the man that gave us
so many famous movie quotes did
not always have it easy and things
could’ve been very different if he
didn’t make some life-changing
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Hasta la vista, baby! however, was struggling with alcohol and would often take it out
Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger was born on July 30, 1947, the on his boys. Gustav is reported to have beaten and intimidated
second son of Gustav and Aurelia Schwarzenegger in an isolated Arnold and, when he could, pitted his two boys against one
village near Graz, Austria. The country was still reeling from the another. He also ridiculed Schwarzenegger's early dreams of
aftermath of World War II and many families were without food becoming a bodybuilder. "It was a very uptight feeling at home,"
or work. Schwarzenegger's father, Gustav, was the local police Schwarzenegger later recalled. So uptight and uncomfortable,
chief, and the family lived above the police station where Gustav in fact, that Schwarzenegger would later refuse to attend the
worked. The Schwarzenegger home was a humble one. In fact, funeral of his father, who died in 1972, or his brother, who was
they did not have indoor plumbing until Arnold was a teenager. killed in a car crash in 1971. In an interview with Fortune in 2004,
Before joining the police force, Gustav Schwarzenegger was Schwarzenegger told how he suffered what "would now be called
a military officer, and he ran his household in a strict military child abuse" at the hands of his father: "My hair was pulled. I was
fashion. Both Arnold and Meinhard were required to get up hit with belts. So was the kid next door. It was just the way it
before sunrise to tend to their chores. After chores came a was. Many of the children I've seen were broken by their parents,
rigorous exercise routine, followed by breakfast. His father, which was the German-Austrian mentality. They didn't want to
create an individual. It was all about conforming. I was always looking for approval, for love, for attention, and
one who did not conform, and whose will could not be also for guidance. At the time, I wasn't really aware of
broken. Therefore, I became a rebel. Every time I got hit, that. But now, looking back, I see that the Bennett family
and every time someone said, 'You can't do this,' I said, fulfilled all those needs. Especially my need to be the best
'This is not going to be for much longer because I'm in the world. To be recognized and to feel unique and
going to move out of here. I want to be rich. I want to be special. They saw that I needed that care and attention
somebody”. and love.” Schwarzenegger is considered among the most
However Gustav did instill a love of sport in his two important figures in the history of bodybuilding, and his
boys, with Meinhard, who died when he was twenty- legacy is commemorated in the Arnold Classic annual
three years old in a car accident, was a boxing champion bodybuilding competition. He has remained a prominent
and Arnold showed promise as a soccer player. It was face in bodybuilding long after his retirement, in part
while performing exercises to strengthen his legs for because of his ownership of gyms and fitness magazines.
soccer that Schwarzenegger turned to the sport that He has presided over numerous contests and awards
would eventually make him famous, bodybuilding. shows. One of the first competitions he won was the
Schwarzenegger pursued weightlifting and bodybuilding Junior Mr. Europe contest in 1965. He won Mr. Europe
with a passion. He trained for hours a day, both at a local the following year, at age 19. He would go on to compete
gym and at home where he set up a training area in a in many bodybuilding contests and win most of them.
room that had no heat. He also studied anatomy and His bodybuilding victories included five Mr. Universe
nutrition to understand how to become physically fit. His wins, and seven Mr. Olympia wins, a record which would
parents worried that he was obsessed with training, but stand until Lee Haney won his eighth consecutive Mr.
Schwarzenegger had his eyes on a goal to leave his little Olympia title in 1991. Schwarzenegger might have been
village behind and become a success in America. a household name in the bodybuilding circles but he
wanted more and soon he would move onto movies and
Come with me if you want to live. become the biggest name in Hollywood.
Schwarzenegger served in the Austrian Army in 1965 to
fulfill the one year of service required at the time of all I’ll Be Back
18-year-old Austrian males. During his army service, he After retiring from bodybuilding to focus on his acting
won the Junior Mr. Europe contest. He went AWOL career, Schwarzenegger moved to America with as little
during basic training so he could take part in the as $20 in his pocket. Schwarzenegger, who worked
competition and then spent a week in military prison. under the pseudonym Arnold Strong in his first feature,
He entered another bodybuilding contest in Graz, at HERCULES in New York, quickly made a name for
Steirerhof Hotel, where he placed second. He was voted himself in Hollywood. Although, Schwarzenegger's
"best-built man of Europe", which made him famous strength was in his biceps, not his acting skills, and his
in bodybuilding circles. Schwarzenegger made his first voice was overdubbed by an English actor due to his
plane trip in 1966, attending the NABBA Mr. Universe limited knowledge of the English language. This did
competition in London. He placed second in the Mr. not prevent the Austrian’s star from rising and in 1977,
Universe competition, not having the muscle definition the Hollywood Foreign Press Association recognized
of American winner Chester Yorton. Charles "Wag" him with a Golden Globe for New Male Star of the Year
Bennett, one of the judges at the 1966 competition, was for his role in Stay Hungry opposite Sally Field. His big
impressed with Schwarzenegger and he offered to coach break came in 1982 when the sword and sorcery epic,
him. As Schwarzenegger had little money, Bennett invited Conan the Barbarian. Critics panned his performance,
him to stay in his crowded family home above one of his claiming that it was nearly impossible to understand his
two gyms in Forest Gate, London. Yorton's leg definition German-accented English. Audiences, however, loved the
had been judged superior, and Schwarzenegger, under movie, which turned out to be a box-office hit. Two years
a training program devised by Bennett, concentrated later, in 1984, Schwarzenegger cemented his box-office
on improving the muscle definition and power in appeal when he appeared in the movie The Terminator.
his legs. Staying in the East End of London helped Schwarzenegger played a violent cyborg who was sent
Schwarzenegger improve his rudimentary grasp of the from the future to exterminate the mother of humankind's
English language. Living with the Bennetts also changed future leader. He spoke seventy-four words in the movie,
him as a person. In a 2009 interview with the Telegraph all delivered in a monotone, robotic voice. Audiences did
Schwarzenegger expanded on the influence the Bennetts not mind the lack of acting ability, and they flocked to
had on him, "Being with them made me so much more see Schwarzenegger in the sci-fi thriller. The movie was
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the majority of them featuring the beloved Austrian. a governor faced a recall. In addition, people came out of
It was also the movie that started the endless string of the woodwork to campaign for Davis's job. On August 6,
amazing one-liners that Schwarzenegger would deliver 2003, Schwarzenegger fueled the frenzy by announcing
throughout his acting career. that he, too, was going to run for governor. He made his
Action movies like The Terminator proved to be wildly announcement during an interview on the late-night
popular in the ’80s, and Schwarzenegger proved to be the television program The Tonight Show. Schwarzenegger
perfect action hero. He followed The Terminator with a spent the next several months campaigning in rather
string of movies, including Commando (1985), Predator untraditional ways. For example, he was interviewed
(1987), Total Recall (1990), and True Lies (1994). He by disc jockey Howard Stern), who is known for his
also continued the Terminator movies, starring in outrageous radio antics. Schwarzenegger peppered his
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991), which produced interviews with references to his movies, promising to
the famous line, "Hasta la vista, baby," and Terminator 3: say "Hasta la vista" to new taxes and calling himself the
Rise of the Machines (2003). For his role in Terminator "Collectionator," since one of his goals was to ask the
3, Schwarzenegger was paid $30 million. In addition to federal government for funds to bail California out of
playing the tough-as-nails hero, Schwarzenegger starred its economic crisis. All of the media attention prompted
in a number of comedies, including three movies made voters to turn out in droves, and on October 8, 2003, the
by director Ivan Reitman, Twins (1988), Kindergarten citizens of California elected Arnold Schwarzenegger
Cop (1990), and Junior (1994). Moviegoers embraced governor with 48.6 percent of the vote. On November
the "lighter side of Arnold," and critics admitted that 17, during his swearing-in ceremony, Schwarzenegger
Schwarzenegger was growing as an actor. Everyone commented, "It is no secret that I'm a newcomer to
agreed that he was box-office gold. In fact, in 1993, he was politics. I realize I was elected on faith and hope. And I
recognized as the International Box Office Star of the feel a great responsibility not to let the people down."
Decade. By 2004 Schwarzenegger had appeared in nearly The public may have felt they needed an action hero to
thirty movies, and he brought his unique style to each come to their aid, but political commentators had their
role. One thing he never lost was his accent. Comedians doubts. Schwarzenegger was able to campaign on catchy
and critics made countless jokes about the way "Ah-nuld" phrases, but what would he do once in office? According
talked, but Schwarzenegger seemed to take it in stride. to political consultant David Axelrod in a 2003 Time
He also explained in a 1991 interview with Pat Broeske article, "This isn't the movies. No one is going to throw
that he did not want to get rid of his accent completely him a ray gun so he can blow up the deficit."
because it had become, Broeske noted, "his trademark, Schwarzenegger's first days in office were watched
his signature." closely. He made good on several of his campaign
promises, including lowering car taxes. He was also
I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, applauded for trying to get California Democrats and
I’m very hungry! Republicans to work together to help solve the state's
Of course, Schwarzenegger's hunger for success did not budget problems. Schwarzenegger, however, was just
stop at being a massive Hollywood star. So far he had beginning to flex his political muscles. His state still
dominated two very different industries but he had one faced a staggering amount of debt, and he tried to
more he wanted to compete in, the world of politics. A figure a way out without hurting social programs like
Republican for many years, Schwarzenegger had been education and health care. In March 2004, voters passed
such a dynamic public figure in the Bush administration Schwarzenegger's Proposition 57, which would allow
that people wondered if he was heading for a future in the state to use bonds (low-interest, long-term loans) to
politics. Schwarzenegger denied the rumors for years, slash $15 billion from the ever-growing debt. Politicians
claiming he was too busy being a businessman and family considered the proposition to be a daring move, but
man. In 2002, however, he spent a good deal of time Schwarzenegger was used to taking chances, and he had
campaigning in California for state grant money to fund faith that the voters would believe in him. In a rally held
after-school programs for children. And, in 2003, when just after the vote, and reported on CNN, he reassured the
California Governor Gray Davis was threatened by a public that his borrowing plan would "make California
recall, the buzz was strong that Schwarzenegger would the golden state that it once was." As governor, he was
throw his hat in the ring. The election led to a media California's most effective marketing tool, traveling
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California-grown products, cutting- Schwarzenegger led the reform to was recognized as a 2012 Global
edge technologies, and the state's make California competitive for up Advocate by the United Nations
diverse travel destinations. In to $700 million in federal Race to the Correspondents Association for his
addition, using his background as an Top funds. But it is Schwarzenegger’s work with the organization.
internationally recognized athlete, commitment to giving something
Schwarzenegger made restoring back to his state and to his country Looking back at where it all started
health and fitness a top priority. He through public service that gives him for Schwarzenegger, very few
signed legislation making the state's the most satisfaction; donating his would have ever imagined that
school nutrition standards the time, energy, and personal finances the poor little Austrian boy would
most progressive in the nation and to serving others all over the world. go on to dominate the world of
continues to promote healthy habits Since leaving office, Schwarzenegger bodybuilding, movies, and politics,
by taking harmful trans fats out of co-founded the R20 Regions of yet Schwarzenegger always believed.
California restaurants and ensuring Climate Action, a global non-profit His drive to succeed never waned
nutritional information is available dedicated to helping subnational or faltered, even when faced with
to diners. To improve classrooms governments develop, implement, insurmountable odds. In hindsight, it
across the state and ensure that all and communicate the importance was actually not the Terminator that
California’s students have access of low-carbon and climate-resilient was indestructible, but rather the
to the world-class education they projects as well as their economic heart and passion of an Austrian man
need to grow, thrive, and succeed, benefits. In December 2012, he that would never quit.

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Tracy
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Happy to have you featured on FHM! Tell us what talk over you or want you to smile and nod…lol
are some of the things you did to prepare for this definitely not me! Best date and impressions are always
shoot? I appreciate that! A philosophy that I have had something that is an experience. I love trying new
throughout my life thanks in part to my mommy was things and learning along the way, being stagnant is
if you are prepared or maintain then getting ready will boring and will not get or keep my attention!
never be too dauting or out of reach. I don’t eat fast
food but I did cut back on my alcohol I am a whiskey What would you say is the most surprising thing
girl LOL. I upped my water intake and cut down the about you that not many people know? I am not a
carbs to prepare for this shoot. I also added a few more fan of heights and have never been on a roller coaster.
days of cardio to my workout routine.
If you had to choose, would you say money and
You’ve got an amazing figure and beauty about you; wealth determines success, or is it one’s personal
we’re keen to know what you would say is your achievements and happiness? Hands down
favorite physical feature about yourself and why? achievements and happiness over wealth. I will always
Growing up I used to hate my legs because they were be wealthy because I do what I love and inspire others
always so muscular compare to my counterparts. I got to do the same. No one remembers how much you had
made fun of and wore pants all the time. As I’ve gotten they remember how you made them feel, the impact
older, I have grown to love them for exactly that reason you had on them and the community. I feel that if you
and will wear shorts any chance I get! focus on achievements and happiness you will always
be wealthy. I want to be remembered as someone who
Being a glamorous model must have its perks, what achieved many things and had fun along the way haha.
are some of your most memorable experiences in
your career? The first that comes to mind is a shoot On a more personal level and in an ideal world,
I did in Las Vegas at Red Rock Canyon. It was so hot where do you see yourself in five or ten years; time
that we had to pour water on the rocks in between each in terms of family, career and life in general.? In
shot! The second and most recent was in Southern 5-10 years, I see international and statewide growth in
California with Ryan, Luis and Bridget along with my my businesses. I am excited about my future ventures
niece Ashantee looking for a track location! It was both in business and modeling. I see myself being
raining but once we got to the track it stopped raining a recognized trainer, lifestyle coach and of course
and the sky was beautiful and it was an amazing shoot. continuing to model. I hope within the next 5-10 years
to be married and have kids…I think i’d be a cool wife
What would you say sets you apart? What sets me and mom lol!
apart is journey to get here. I grew up playing sports
and being really into my studies. I went to college on a What motivates you the most to keep on doing
track scholarship which eventually led me to starting what you do? My biggest motivations are my family,
my own a personal training and lifestyle business, friends and clients/athletes. I strive to be the best
On Trac Training and Devon J. Tracy respectively, daughter, sister, aunt and friend I can be. I am blessed to
along with a nonprofit (camp title IX). Modeling is do what I love and love what I do! I want to inspire by
a passion and love doing it but I also love that I can my actions and accomplishments not just words. The
be multifaceted in multiple areas while maintaining naysayers also motivate me as I love to prove people
my authenticity along the way. It’s important women wrong and break stereotypes along the way.
and girls know they are limitless in their abilities and
possible achievements. Any final words to our readers on what to expect
from you this year? Peace and blessings to you all.
On the topic of men, what was the complete best, Keep a look out for Devon J Tracy…
and worst first impressions you’ve got on a first
date? Worst impression is someone self-centered and
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GAZOO’S
GRENADE
Bringing World Rally Climbing down from the lofty appeal of a Tesla Model S and Aspark Owl featured
elsewhere on these pages is a little hatchback that proves that dynamite comes in
to your garage small packages. It might not look like it on the surface but this once-friendly and
common city hatchback has been transformed by Toyota’s Motorsport Division,
Gazoo Racing, to be something of a giant killer.

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highlights
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To understand why this has happened Toyota was going to be focused on in some kind of 90s arcade racer.
during a time when the automotive world building cars that are fun to drive. The
seems to be consolidating rather than GT86 and Supra certainly delivered - even Traditionally you might expect that under
funding skunkworks projects like this, one the previous Yaris GRMN that was a sort the hood is a spicy turbocharged 2.0-liter
only needs to look over to motorsport. of half-baked effort with a silly price was engine with advanced anti-lag system but
Toyota’s relatively new Gazoo Racing amazingly visceral to drive. Turns out, those were the old days. New modern
moniker is establishing itself in Endurance that was just the Au derve for what was to WRC rules call for a fixed 1.6-liter capacity
Racing, Off-road competition and World come. (the same as in Formula One) with
Rally - The latter is where the Toyota Yaris The GR Yaris is a straight-down-the- turbocharging allowed. The GR Yaris runs
competes. Involvement in this incredibly middle compromise between what a a 3-cylinder engine versus the WRC car’s
expensive motorsport requires another modern world rally driver wants and what 4-cylinder so power of 257bhp and 266lb/
outlet in order to make it viable; a place a niche group car enthusiasts can ft is down on the WRC car’s output of
where all this development can be realistically sink their teeth into, and spice 385bhp and 343lb/ft. Still, at least you’ll be
repurposed for mainstream and up the drive to the office. It’s currently the driving the “world’s most powerful
eventually sold. It’s a recipe that, at its only car competing in WRC’s pinnacle 3-cylinder.” Probably best to say nothing
most prolific in the 80s and 90s, produced class with a road-going clone. The chassis at all because this car isn’t defined entirely
some of the world’s most desirable, is one-part Yaris but it has been fused with by numbers.
game-changing cars and the GR Yaris other Toyota bits that not only make it a If it were solely about binary
proves it still does! lot stiffer but allow for the car’s main performance numbers, it certainly would
headline feature – the all-wheel-drive have a fancy pack of clutches able to shift
This really shouldn’t surprise us. Toyota system. It’s also wider, longer and lower gears in milliseconds rather than the
president, Akio Toyoda, is a keen racing but most definitely still a compact six-speed manual it actually has. The
driver. Back when the GT86 was launched creature that’s good at threading itself manual’s short, crisp throw and heavy
he made a promise that the future of (sometimes sideways) through life like it’s clutch pedal is a combination that rewards

“This thing
eats tarmac
for breakfast,
lunch and
supper”
perfect accuracy. Haven’t said that about a breakfast, lunch and supper and doesn’t scene.
Toyota’s gearbox in years! shelter you away from that fact. The
chassis is faithful to the point where you Considering that this is a Yaris that has
Sport mode highlights this all-wheel-drive trust everything it does simply because suddenly been handed double the
system and I could see myself spending there’s no electronic filter between you horsepower, the driving position is
every minute in this mode because to me it and the feedback. surprisingly good when you want to give it
epitomizes what the car is all about. Here While all this is happening, the engine a proper thrashing. And that goes for a lot
the GR Yaris sends about 70 percent of the provides a rasping soundtrack with an of other things around the cabin; the step
torque to the rear axle. It’s essentially an enthusiastic bark that is well matched to up from volume seller to this feral hatch is
incognito drift mode and on a short its bite. Flatulent crackles and pops are remarkably capable and controlled. Rather
wheelbase like the Yaris’s, its effect is less premeditated and slightly less artificial don’t ask about rear-seat practicality –
pronounced but not nervously so. You can than the usual hot hatchback crowd and it Toyota has enough of those types of cars
really hustle it from apex to apex using a buzzes and sings with rich motorsport already.
variety of driving styles, each packing its pedigree. Toyota sees the GR Yaris as a vital
own reward. Move from Sport mode to A Yaris’s interior isn’t the most exciting brand builder. It wouldn’t be all that
Track mode and some of the edginess starting point for a hot hatch but throw in unrealistic to think that due to Toyota’s
disappears; power is split more evenly for a some softly-cushioned bolstered seats and position as the largest motor corporation
push-and-pull approach, resulting, the mood changes very quickly. There are in the world, that Gazoo Racing could
ostensibly, in higher exit speeds. little patches of Alcantara where your eventually become a household name in
However, this is still about driving purity hands rest and the pedals have grippy the performance game. If Toyota can copy
so one won’t find a single button for the aluminum finishes, for the type of and paste this formula to its other models,
dampers, meaning that the GR Yaris is heel-and-toe driving that this car thrives there will be no stopping them.
firm and deliberate out the box and every on. There’s also a very genuine FIA plaque
day of the week. This thing eats tarmac for that you won’t find on the aftermarket Pawan Dhingara
ASPARK’S
SUPERBIRD

The new supercar from Japan is already


making bold claims. Can it deliver?

“I own an Aspark Owl”. This sounds like a it clocked a 0-60mph sprint time of 1.72sec at It is true that we do not have a long history, but
response to a question about birdlife but in the Misano World Circuit, which puts it in the we are now completing what is the first Japanese
actual fact, it’s the most unusual claim in the same league as a modern Formula One Car. electric hypercar.”
current supercar conversation. However, re-read
that sentence because it tells you something To produce such sizzling figures, the Aspark Little else is known about the Aspark Owl; we’re
significant – the Aspark Owl has finally gone on Owl has electricity flowing up and down its not even sure where the all-wheel-drive system
sale and there’s even an official website where drivetrain. There is no V12 here, instead a is sourced from except to say ‘an outside
anyone can ‘request to own an Owl’. 64kWh battery that generates 1985bhp and supplier.’ We do know that around fifty Aspark
In the first and last owl analogy in this story, 1475lb/ft – it’s about twice the power of a Owls are expected to go on sale at a price of £2.5
the fastest accelerating road-legal car is bound Formula One Car but at 1900kgs, also double million – roughly the same amount one might
prey on other elite supercars and do so in the weight. These figures are almost identical to expect to pay for a McLaren Speedtail. And that
complete, deadly silence. the ones released with the prototype so kudos to might be Aspark’s problem because would you
the team for sticking to their guns. Top speed rather say “I own an Aspark Owl” or “I own a
Four years after being announced as a concept shoots beyond 250mph and just like with the Mclaren Speedtail?” Nevertheless, we’re always
car at the Frankfurt Motor Show, the initial figures, range has remained at 280 miles rooting for the underdog as all eyes now turn to
Japanese-built Aspark owl has started to prove but presumably not at these speeds. the stopwatch to see whether the Aspark Owl
its numerous critics wrong, although it still Aspark’s CEO Mansanori Yoshida told really is the fastest car to 60mph.
needs to deliver on those performance promises reporters: “It’s a great honor for Aspark to be
with the whole world watching. the first to announce this achievement, reached Pawan Dhingara
Top of that list is its claim to be the fastest in a record time. When we first announced this
accelerating road-legal car. According to Aspark, project, no one believed it could have been done.

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IS LESS
ACTUALLY Ordinary on the outside.

MORE? Polarizing on the inside

parallel park? Let’s not even try to imagine the has been flipped through 90 degrees to landscape
consequences of doing a drift and grabbing a fist and besides this extra computing power, it’ll now
Tesla is never quiet for long, except this time of fresh air at the most crucial moment. be far more compatible with next-gen apps and
the wait isn’t for a new car but instead an Of course, Elon believes that cars will be making games. The latter was more likely to be played on
existing car that’s had its brain rewired. This these difficult parking maneuvers by themselves the new rear screen.
is the Model S which also happens to be the and therefore a traditional steering wheel is There are three new derivatives of Model S –
nameplate that catapulted Tesla to the front unnecessary. This is also the explanation for the all of them fast. Really fast, like 0-60mph in 3.1
of the EV pack. In other words, it’s a big deal lack of steering control stalks because according seconds in the version that supposedly focuses
despite its age. One doesn’t mess with the to Elon, the car will anticipate and perform these more on achieving maximum range. Then there’s
brand’s flagship without making sure the decisions for you. On Twitter Elon Musk was Tesla’s new Plaid version which pumps the power
upgrades are entirely worth it, and in true quick to defend, “No more stalks,” he said. “Car up to 1020hp and is good for 0-60mph in 1.99
Elon fashion, stir up some controversy in the guesses drive direction based on what obstacles it seconds. Remember Tesla’s roadster prototype?
process. sees, context & nav map. You can override on the This is nearly as fast but in a sedan. The Plaid Plus
Let’s start with the most controversial touchscreen.” notches the power up again to 1100hp, will do
part. In a bid to reduce nearly everything quarter-mile in under 9 seconds, manage 200mph
inside the cabin, the Model S made its public Whatever the case, this hasn’t been entirely and have a range of around 530 miles.
debut with a steering wheel that looks more confirmed for the production version but it is a
like the control sticks on a light aircraft. long way further than normal concept designs However, good as these figures are, the EV world
There will be no arm resting atop this wheel dare to go. Elon isn’t the type of guy who goes has been leveled considerably since the Model S
because it has gone from circular-shaped to along with tradition, or rules, so the polarizing was launched. Back then there was no Porsche
U-shaped and raised some chin-scratching wheel might still be a strong reality. Will it be a Taycan, for instance. Rather than relying on
questions in the process. Is this Elon just gamechanger? Probably not. performance alone, Elon now needs to bet on the
being Elon or is there some tangible benefit While the decision on the wheel is uncertain, bespoke Tesla supercharger network and the
here that us ordinary mortals can’t yet see? we know quite a lot about the new Model S. New half-moon steering wheel to be the compelling
A clearer view to the dials is one wheel designs - of the rolling kind - are available, difference.
counterargument but how often have you the front bumper has been redesigned as well as
grabbed the top half of the wheel during a the rear diffuser. Tesla’s unique portrait screen Pawan Dhingara

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This month’s we’re going all out with dishes that feature a
full course of tasty treats from starters, to mains and even
desserts that’ll have your guests begging for seconds!
By Izelle Hoffman
ROSA TOMATO
AND BASIL SOUP
Prep time: 10 minutes
Cooking time: 50 minutes
Servings: 6-8

Ingredients
• 1 tbsp olive oil
• 1 medium red onion, diced
• ½ tbsp crushed garlic
• 3.5lbs rosa tomatoes, halved
• 1/2 cup chopped fresh basil, plus extra for serving
• 2 tsp dried sweet basil
• 1 tbsp salt
• 1 tsp ground black pepper (optional)
• 4 heaped tsp paprika
• 3 tbsp raw honey
• 2 tbsp balsamic vinegar
• 1 cup unsweetened almond milk
• 4 cups hot water
• thinly sliced moist beef jerky for serving (optional)
Instructions
• In a large saucepan, heat the olive oil and fry the onion until
golden brown. Add the garlic and stir.
• Add the rosa tomatoes, fresh basil, dried sweet basil, salt,
black pepper (if using), paprika, honey and balsamic
vinegar.
• Simmer for 10 minutes.
• Add the almond milk and hot water and simmer for a
further 40 to 45 minutes, stirring occasionally.
• Blend to the desired texture and serve garnished with extra
fresh basil and thinly sliced moist jerky (if desired).
OVEN-ROASTED STUFFED BUTTERNUT
WITH WALNUTS AND CRANBERRIES
Prep time: 45 minutes
Cooking time: 10 minutes
Servings: 4
Ingredients Instructions
• 1 large or 2 medium butternuts • Preheat the oven to 390°F and spray a baking tray with nonstick cooking spray.
• 1 tsp olive oil • Cut the butternuts in half and remove the seeds, reserving them for later. Place the butternut halves on the baking tray
• 1 large red salad onion, diced and bake for 45 minutes.
• 2oz carrots, diced • Allow to cool slightly and then scoop out some of the flesh to create more space for the stuffing. Keep this butternut
• 2oz celery, diced flesh.
• 8oz cooked brown basmati rice • Heat the oil in a frying pan and fry the onion, carrots and celery until cooked.
• 1 handful of chopped fresh thyme • Add the butternut flesh along with the rest of the ingredients, except for the almond flour and rosemary, to the pan and
• 1 tsp dried sage mix well.
• 1 tsp onion powder • Scoop the stuffing into the butternut halves, scatter over the reserved butternut seeds and bake for another 10 minutes.
• 3oz dried cranberries • Dust with almond flour and garnish with fresh rosemary before serving.
• 3oz walnuts • Makes a perfect vegetarian meal on its own or can be served as an accompaniment to a protein of your choice.
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• 2 tbsp raw honey
• 2 tbsp balsamic vinegar
• 3 tsp salt
• 1 tsp ground black pepper
HASSELBACK
CHICKEN FILLET
AND BUTTERNUT
TRAY BAKE
Prep time: 15 minutes
Cooking time: 20-25 minutes
Servings: 4

Ingredients
• 2.2lbs pre-cut butternut wedges or chunks
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• 2 tbsp raw honey
• 1 pinch of salt, ground black pepper and paprika
• 4 large chicken fillets (about 6oz each)
• 1 medium red bell pepper, deseeded and cut into strips
• fresh thyme for garnishing
Sauce
• 1 medium red salad onion, diced
• 1 tsp salt
• ½ tsp ground black pepper
• 2 heaped tbsp tomato paste
• 1 tsp paprika
• 2 tbsp raw honey
• 1 heaped tbsp onion flakes
• 1 tsp onion powder
• 1 tbsp dried thyme
• 2 tbsp water

Instructions
• Preheat the oven to 390°F and spray a baking tray with
nonstick cooking spray.
• Cut a corner off the packet of butternut and microwave on
high for 12 minutes.
• Combine all the sauce ingredients
• Place the butternut in a large mixing bowl. Drizzle with the
olive oil and honey, and season with salt, black pepper and
paprika. Toss to coat and place on the greased baking tray.
• Cut slits into the chicken fillets, about half an inch (1cm)
apart and three-quarters of the way through. Tuck the red
bell pepper strips into the slits and place the fillets on the
baking tray on top of the butternut wedges.
• Scoop the sauce into the slits in the chicken with the bell
pepper strips.
• Bake for 20 to 25 minutes until the chicken is cooked
through and the butternut is soft.
• Garnish with fresh thyme before serving.
LEMON CHIA SEED
MUFFINS
Prep time: 15min
Cooking time: 25-30min
Servings: 12 muffins

Ingredients
• 2 cans chickpeas drained and rinsed
• 6 tbsp raw honey plus extra for topping
• 3oz almond butter
• 1 tsp vanilla essence
• 2 tsp caramel essence
• 1 tsp bicarb of soda
• 3oz almond flour plus extra for topping
• 1 tsp of salt
• 1 heaped tbsp lemon zest plus extra for topping
• 1 lemon, juiced
• 2 heaped tbsp chia seeds
• 2 egg

Instructions
• Preheat oven to 360°F on thermo-fan and line a muffin pan
with paper muffin liners.
• Place the chickpeas in the bowl of the food processor and
blend until smooth. Add all the other ingredients, except the
eggs, and process on high for 3 to 5 minutes, scraping down
sides until the mixture is smooth and well blended. (If you
don’t have a food processor you can pulp the chickpeas with
a blender, add the rest of the ingredients and beat with an
electric beater for 2 minutes on high speed.)
• Beat the eggs in a separate bowl till light and fluffy, then add
to the mixture and beat for another 30 seconds to mix well.
• Scoop the mixture into the prepared muffin cups and top
each with a sprinkle of lemon zest, almond flour and a
drizzle of honey for a beautiful caramelized look.
• Bake for 25 to 30 minutes. The edges will be crispy and firm
to the touch while the center will remain moist and soft.
DESSERT BREAD
Prep time: 5 minutes
Cooking time: 30 minutes
Servings: 1

Ingredients Instructions
• 3 tsp olive oil • 2 tsp raw honey • Spray a frying pan with nonstick cooking spray and heat 1 tsp of the olive oil.
• 3 eggs • 3oz sliced banana • In a mixing bowl, beat the eggs, 1/2 tsp of salt and caramel essence until fluffy. If you are
• 1/2 tsp salt • a few sliced fresh making chocolate toast, add the cacao powder to the egg mixture now.
• 1 tsp caramel essence strawberries (optional) • Soak the bread in the egg, transfer to the pan and cook on both sides until almost crispy.
• 1 tsp raw cacao • 1 marshmallow, cut up • Allow to cool slightly before buttering each slice with the almond butter followed by the
powder (optional) (optional, for a naughty honey and a pinch of salt. Top one slice with the banana, strawberries (if using) marshmallow
• 2 slices bread of add-on) (if using), cinnamon and flaked almonds and use the other slice to close the sandwich.
your choice • ¼ tsp ground • Place the sandwich in a grill grid and brush both sides lightly with the remaining olive oil.
(we prefer 100% rye) cinnamon Grill until toasted and nice and crispy. Drizzle with honey and serve immediately. Can also be
• 2 tsp almond butter • 2 tsp flaked almonds made in a sandwich press.
Kat
Model | IG@KitKatz05 | Other@honeybirdette
Photographer JC smooth | @_jcsmooth.backup_
MUA Joe P | @Joethemakeupguy
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Happy to have you featured on FHM! Tell us Worst: Someone who is self-centered and talks with
what are some of the things you did to prepare food in their mouth.
for this shoot? Health and Fitness have always been
a part of my daily routine. I was very conscious of what What would you say is the most surprising thing
I was eating, maintained a strict workout regimen, and about you that not many people know? I’ve been
made sure to stay hydrated. Also, I purchased an outfit a ICU Level 1 Trauma Nurse for 15 years.
that would be perfect for this particular shoot.
If you had to choose, would you say money
You’ve got an amazing figure and beauty about and wealth determines success, or is it one’s
you, we’re keen to know what you would say is personal achievements and happiness? Personal
your favorite physical feature about yourself achievements/happiness…no doubt about it.
and why? My eyes…they are very expressive and
have the ability to draw people in and capture their On a more personal level and in an ideal world,
attention! where do you see yourself in five or ten years;
time in terms of family life, career, or both? Still
Being a glamorous model must have its perks, married to the love of my life and becoming a Cover
what are some of your most memorable Model for a major magazine.
experiences in your career? Seeing the results of
my very first shoot was extremely rewarding and gave 2020 was a challenging year for us all, what
me the confidence to continue striving to reach my advice would you give to other models or
goals. aspiring models out there in light of all the
challenges faced? Every year will bring challenges…
What would you say sets you apart? As a mature stay focused, stay true to yourself, and never quit.
model, I am very proud of my physical appearance and
personal drive/attitude to succeed. Any final words to our readers on what to
expect from you this year? I expect this to be a
On the topic of men, what were the complete breakout year! Stay tuned…You’re definitely going to
best, and worst first impressions you’ve got on see a lot more of me!me a follow @adrina_jane_xo
a first date? Best: Someone who is considerate and a
good listener.

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THE

KNIFE
People are changing their faces now more than ever!
Ever since the pandemic hit us around the world, people have had
to do more video chats, video work conference calls, and show their
faces on-screens more than ever before. Because of this, people are
starting to notice and be self-conscious about their necks being too
big, their eyelids are droopy, their cheeks being too puffy, their lips
need more filler, their nose is not looking quite right, and much,
much more!
With this new facial cosmetic surgery trend taking place now
more than ever - for both males and females - FHM turned exclu-
sively to Dr. Daria Hamrah, who is one of the most popular and fa-
mous Oral and Maxillofacial / Facial Cosmetic Surgeons in America.
For years Dr. Hamrah has worked with some of the biggest stars and
people to perform Rhinoplasty, Face and Neck Lifts, and FaceTite /
NeckTites. And during COVID-19 he's seen a huge increase in pa-
tients wanting to change their faces.
From what celebrities people want to look like, to what trends
males are going under the knife to get done, plus how he still finds
time in the middle of the pandemic to give back, FHM went face-to-
face with Dr. Hamrah!

When did you decide and know you wanted to facial cosmetic surgeon. To me, it is my passion and not a job!
help impact the world and go into the medi-
cal field to become a facial cosmetic surgeon? You have worked with some of the biggest stars. How does it feel
Ever since I was a kid I loved helping others. I know knowing these celebrities trust you with their face, which is pret-
it sounds cliché but thinking back, that’s what I re- ty much their "money makers"? Honestly, it is the most humbling
member. When someone got hurt, I was the first feeling and that’s not just with celebrities and stars. With anyone for that
to get a Band-Aid and put it on the wound. If two matter. I find it to be the most flattering thing when someone trusts their
people were in a quarrel I found joy in trying to help face to me and I don’t take that responsibility lightly. For most people,
resolve their problem. Looking at what brings me their appearance is one of their biggest assets. This is especially true with
joy today, it’s the same reason that motivates me to a boom of influencers posting their pictures on social media outlets to
treat my patients every day – compassion! I always other celebrities who are in front of the camera every day. Another fact is
thought I became a doctor because my father was that truthfully, our first impression matters, no matter how we judge it.
a doctor, but when I was asked by a student a few We all judge people consciously or subconsciously within the first couple
years ago the same question (why did you become a of seconds by their appearance until we get to know them further and be-
doctor?) I had to dig deep. When I went all the way come familiar with their personality. So people’s appearance is important
back to my childhood, it became very clear to me to them no matter whether they admit it or not. Having a more in-depth
that the joy of helping others to feel better physi- understanding about facial anatomy, aging as well as the psychological
cally and mentally! effects that come with them, I am very sensitive to my patient’s needs,
How I got into “cosmetic surgery” was a result no matter who they are. When you treat everyone like a celebrity, then it
of many things in my life professionally and person- becomes easy. So as far as I am concerned, every patient is a celebrity and
ally coming together. My father being a physician that’s how I treat them. I genuinely care about them, because I know how
and my mother being an artist has a lot to do with important it is for their self-esteem and self-confidence.
who I am and how I was influenced growing up.
Both my parents fueled my passion for what I am During the pandemic, people have had to do virtual meetings,
doing today. I double majored and excelled in both Zoom calls, Facetimes, etc... We read some statistics that more
art and science as I was passionate about both fields and more people in the past year have been starting to get their
and initially could not decide on my career path. I faces and necklines slimmed down so they look slimmer dur-
knew that in order to be successful and happy it was ing these virtual gatherings. Have you been seeing this happen
important to pursue my true passion. The natural at your practice? That’s a great question! You could say that as a facial
result was to become a facial cosmetic surgeon. It cosmetic surgeon, that’s all I deal with and my practice has been blow-
fulfills me both intellectually and creatively. If I ing up as a result of the above. I get up to 20 requests a week about facial
was to pick my profession again, I would become a slimming and have done hundreds of procedures just in the past year as

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a result. It has come to a point that I had like to the most? For sure Bella Hadid er?” My follow-up question was about
to develop a protocol with a combina- for her fox eyes, Megan Markle for her how many surgeons are we? His answer:
tion of procedures to fulfill my patient’s nose, and in general models with small “Well, … here is the other thing, …You are
demands and needs. It’s been by far my noses and chiseled jawlines. the first one I called.” After 2 seconds of
most popular combo- treatment that in- hesitation and processing it, I saw my en-
cludes a combination of one or more of On another note, when you aren’t tire career flash in front of my eyes and
the following procedures: 1. Facial/ Neck performing on patients in America, remembered my first lecture in medical
Liposuction, 2. Facial/ Neck skin tighten- you are in Colombia donating your school in 1994 and said: “Let’s do it!”
ing using Radiofrequency Energy, 3. Buc- time to performing cleft lip proce- Today, our foundation and our mission
cal Fat Pad Removal, 4. Botox to the jaw dures for children there through to help these children survive and have
muscle and neck muscle. your non-profit The Alegria Founda- a normal life by being able to talk, eat
What other procedures are "in" right tion. Tell us why these procedures and drink and also importantly to get
now and trendy? Trendy procedures are so important and why it's a pas- integrated into society and not become
are basically any procedures in the face. sion for you to give back to these victims of bullying, is my “Why” and my
Top of the list is Arbuckle fat pad removal kids? Our cleft lip and palate foundation purpose. In a way, I feel I was destined to
and neck liposuction and tightening. Due deals with children and adults that were do this and my goal is to one day devote
to the fact that most people spend more born with facial deformities and either my time to this mission completely.
time on FaceTime or on Zoom calls they don’t have the means or access to proper
pay more attention to their faces and medical care to correct those. Personally,
have more opportunity to examine their my journey involving cleft lip and palate
faces and discover stuff they don’t like. started with my first clinical lecture in
Whether it is droopy eyelids or eyebrows, medical school when I was in Germany. I
a big nose, facial wrinkles, a double chin remember being so excited about my first
or a sagging neck. Again, what is making lecture until the first slide that popped at
the decision for many to take action and the very beginning was a picture of an in-
improve their appearance, is the fact that fant with a wide-open cleft of the lip and
they have more time to recover from the palate. Needless to say, I was shocked
downtime and more savings as they have and quite disturbed and was wondering
not been spending their money on travel how this baby would be able to survive.
or dining. When my professor showed the postop-
erative picture after he had surgically
What about for men who want some repaired the cleft, I was so amazed and
“MAN-Tenance” done?! What stuff inspired that I chose to become an Oral
are males getting these days? Pretty and Maxillofacial Surgeon. This event
much the same as the above. Droopy eye- marked the beginning of my career and
lids that require eyelid lift Rhinoplasty or started a flame that never stopped burn-
chin augmentation and neck liposuction ing. Interestingly, I never really got to
to give them the more masculine jawline be involved with many of those patients
and facial features. Many men are more during my early career since the patient
aware and conscious about their appear- population is very demographical and
ance as their faces are more exposed on mostly confined to Asia and South/Cen-
social media, selfies and FaceTime calls. tral America.
Being a man myself, I know that as we On a random day, during my lunch
strive to stay fit and live a healthier life- break, my old chief resident called me
style, we now want to make sure that we after 13 years of not seeing or talking to
look the way we feel and look the best each other and asked me if I wanted to
version of ourselves. Some people call join him on a cleft lip and palate mission
it vanity which has to do with the old trip. It was at that moment when it be-
stigma that is attached to it, I call it “self- came clear to me that my calling had ar-
awareness” and “self-love”. rived and the circle had now closed. The
best part was when I asked him about the
Which celebrity do most people name of the foundation and the mission.
come into your office and ask to have His response was: “Well, … here is the
parts of their face mimic or looka- thing, I thought we’d create it togeth-

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Any final thoughts, where do you see the future of
cosmetic surgery heading for the rest of this year and
into the future? If you look at the exponential increase of
cosmetic procedures performed in the past 20 years, the
number has exploded. This is especially true during the pan-
demic as people spend more tune on ZOOM and FaceTime
calls and have more time and money to spare for the proce-
dures and recovery time. In my opinion, this trend will con-
tinue even post-pandemic as the future of business, which is
people will continue to work in part or even full-time from
home via web calls. Now that we’ve tasted the benefits and
increased productivity as well as reduced cost of working
from home, this will forever have changed human behavior
and perception of the past. Also, facial cosmetic procedures
are becoming more non-invasive, painless and much more
efficient thanks to technological and medical advances. Pa-
tients are also having cosmetic surgeries at a younger age.
The average age of my patients has dropped by 10 years as
more millennials are open to cosmetic refinements and
understand the value of age prevention. They do not fear
judgment and on the contrary, show off their treatments
and openly talk with friends and on social media. They did
not grow up during a time when cosmetic procedures had a
negative stigma and are more open-minded. So, looking at
the future, when today’s millennials turn 40-50 years old,
they will be seeking cosmetic surgery without hesitation. I
feel that it will be something as normal as getting their hair
or nails done.

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