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to a little town
in Colorado, called Craig.
I'm an apprentice,
And my responsibilities
are to simply try and keep up,
Great.
I got yesterday --
(Laughter)
Alright. Great.
Albert goes in, I follow Albert,
the crew is around.
Being an apprentice,
you know, you do that.
(Laughter)
(Laughter)
(Laughter)
(Laughter)
I mean --
(Laughter)
"This is crazy.
We can't do this."
He says, "OK."
"A week."
in that second.
(Laughter)
of what a ridiculously
short straw I had that day,
(Laughter)
I do.
"Push it further."
I do.
(Laughter)
(Laughter)
(Laughter)
Great.
is his mother.
(Laughter)
That's weird."
These discoveries
that lead to sudden realizations.
Because, look --
I'm not a social anthropologist,
(Laughter)
I got wrong;
As a group, they're
the happiest people I know.
if we challenged
some of these sacred cows?
(Laughter)
Why?
I started to look
at efficiency vs. effectiveness.
Right?
(Laughter)
Unspeakably dangerous.
"Captain -- OSHA?"
(Laughter)
My responsibility
is not to get you home alive.
My responsibility
is to get you home rich."
(Laughter)
certainly in Hollywood.
it's laughable.
Washington?
(Laughter)
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is to celebrate things
that are near and dear to us,
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