Characters SAKE. mid 0 atest KITTY, mio late tiie, EDWARD, mid lte shies RACHEL id late hires TIM, mad late hires GAYLE, dresortes ZARA, mito atethiies LAURA thiiwfornen Gayle and tars be doubled. Ths tex went to pres Before the end of rehearsal nl 0 may fer sh rom the play as performed ACTONE, Seen One ‘A siting room na house — High celings. Alig deserted {eling Some cardboard boxes and hal pened, on ‘bandon of. ‘hei of GAYLE materiaies, dese I black a he back Of the space, She ress te room dgpssonatey Then she melts And scent we ae in the mid ofa Bright i bbe oy housewarming, mong the Bos asf KITTY is hol 0 baby. TAKE wd EDWARD stand on thr side of de loking down tthe newhors: RACHEL. sun near trnking wine and watching. KITTY oes the baby t JAKE, NB Tiroughou the cee, KITTY ond EDWARD iow each ther ofecionaes JAKE raise his oie above theaters JAKE, Ob yes, ploaset ‘The baby singerty passed over. Aza They're lovely when they his ste Tey ve got {ort of sycy slave they? What lt of i! And nspectng baby more closely. Sudden respec) He's gt amastve hed, hasnt be? KITTY. Yes, Whom the GP sa ho. he said ~ (Tomes of we) "Was he vagina JAKE, God ~ And wa he? JAKE. Respect.EDWARD. How's yous? JAKE. Oh ats. He i tilin pitre of an apple te ter diy. Laid, my, hts the ot faa ape oad he sai no an ape. Dad, i's Bi, pretending to be se, KITTY. Aah RACHEL. He wants a remot-conrolld te for Christm, KIT See, At efile one? JAKE. Ob, tien [RACHEL He's craving KITTY (worried). Cian? Really? Alcady? RACHEL (air). yes, been crawling for Weeks nom EDWARD. God, RACHEL (comforsng).— Bat eis bl. (2o KIFTY) Of ont look so ore Tiss our ii When ou have your second youl be thinking, Please dont st eng Yel Be inte Doom, fr Gens sake 7 ‘On Kity She has otic he KECTY is sudden erp KETTY,..Somy..Js..very Tit thing. you know. a wor. think i's te lack a ee, you lose al se of penpesive RACHEL Of Kit. couse ou do. (gs her) Meanie, JAKE. Al ight i.e to asi Why dy a et ‘be godfather? “ RACHEL. Jake, JAKE. Lam offend. Who elie isit ging tobe? Di you think ‘wasn up? Ly agin ot big eng? EDWARD. No. I's ha JAKE, So why? [RACHEL I dont know why you sare. (7o ke her) He sid Te owas, JAKE. “It's no il question EDWARD. Listen. TAKE, Yes o 0 il sce.” EDWARD. We ast desided we werent goin ofa dares JAKE, Realy? Why ne? EDWARD. Too ny poope to fend. KITTY. And we do’ baie in God [RACHEL God? I's ll about the presents, int? EDWARD. Come on, Jake JAKE. No, 1am sie it offended actualy, and EDWARD. Youaze a eoti telovelest egos Tho bat thisisa pete unentandable etn, ake, a called JAKE, Friendship. EDWARD. Solis. Wetove you. Youkaow that IAKE (good natures). Ob fok oft EDWARD. ser JAKE. Loeiv you. EDWARD. Thank you RACHEL. Ta Le. JAKE, And to Ky for elivering him vaginally, ‘Theyalt gravely stage ~ "To Ky” ad Vega KITTY. Ba wants another oneconser RACHEL, What teas? ITTY. Ty never again, ~ Mind you, cre mre thant the bith EDWARD. {found it very upsetting. sti do ITTY. Yoo were’ one i imps, "FDWARD...Just seeing this person you love aod you cat trip he. thes absolutely mting youcar da Suen he can speak JAKE. Ob Fa! RACHEL, Bath of yor. EDWARD is ior EDWARD. Son, heeps ppg tm. 'm going ‘trough the menopause.» these et Buses of one JAKE hugs EDWARD with one crm, evtnardy she hoy in hoster arm KITTY. Ye Both fs. tas so tangs, when the tay SAB Ut, When I i, twas thi weld meopein ‘Oh ison. RACHEL. Gad, when our lite man cae ott was ke “Oh, WS my mothe ne KITTY. Well ofcourse, 1e bad Es mater yng to teach me (0 breanfed, yanking ry nipples, oltrwiag we va bamicadedourcven "EDWARD. The ray of eoie wt te chapogne, Knocking 0 the doo. ot you of cre KITTY, So were ames... Andi?) «mes. 'm 9 sony, RACHEL, No, no. coo JAKE. ow the smel of pin. EDWARD. We haven’ ally unpacked yet. icing estate get KITTY. And we eep arguing abou ow to arange everyting The sofas. acing each ester facing te tepace EDWARD. Wl you waa! the low hough the rom, dnt you KITTY. So fe the moment weeded everything whee RACHEL. Great. (Looking ata lamp in an opened box KITTY. Look, fund this on ay ‘She oes an ges an od countersight and ple from ‘carded bes. ‘We're going t lit with sand soit balances the weight of the lamp RACHEL (handing i cares) Oh my Go sa unre KITTY (demomsrting th mechani). Winch typ and JAKE. Can you. JAKE swing the baby to EDWARD. He wines Big. jst be fr four wecks? (Stretches) Tha... EDWARD....So what hve you been pty? JAKE is pouring Ninel nore win. JAKE (wearily). Me? Ob, 've been ping petsones EDWARD. Charming, JAKE. Yes. Te them up feck them, een Tick Beir RACHEL. Quit few of ths, gpa [EDWARD (io RACHEL). Wht abou ou? RACHEL, Me? Ob, Go, Wel mu. EDWARD. Ob, hea shou th,KITTY. Oo! Marder, ho have you murdered? ‘RACHEL. 1's very dll. no pelriend thus hig KITTY. Whats the modive? RACHEL. Sexual of souse tthe anything that doesn sem fioma sexu mone? She adresses them at. ‘oven actualy. Really. Tm compe seriogs. Name me ome thing hat coe Som rama seal mote, JAKE (stand). Ta, RACHEL (wonderinaly consider i. Ob my Gi. You ih! stk you've jus inverted a new clement nti ene “bl, (@o EDWARD) What about you? EDWARD. Spot of spe too, actly RACHEL (ners). Rolly? tid’ thik you dd ht sot ofthing? "EDWARD (rocking he baby. No, well dont sell but Rope said want tn so Fuh, why no RACHEL. Op, right, EDWARD. rape this woman, Satish dy, no witnesses (Stats ating on Sconish accent) she's abo dnc ‘I, bes word inst ine, -XITTY. a's 0 hears. He just thinks hece's another good seen! forme td. Like We Geanc passa EDWARD. Ob, he was ili vale (Puts on Geol accent ‘nar very high: piched voice)" cing you, te {sway ie, pease, ons goto believe me! (Revert on ice.) Anyway wb’ his «ses ham nerdy promsco aswell a beng "spi hese Sharons and Trace ep coming uo the wooo, You kao. oe ofthe copes in th co scaly Shgging mi? ACTONE, SCENE ONE JAKE. Really? A bent opper? EDWARD. Yeah Lott juicy cirsmsanti evidence ‘Apparently she’s gota raised moe ear er vagina. dnd ve ben songing a schools, RACHEL, Oob, nt good EDWARD. No, nf, as far as an Work ot, a8 shaping everyone within sigan distinc, JAKE, Ob dea. EDWARD. Yep. So was shagging He counts them eff on is gers, ‘The Scots dy the corre copes the shoo nd that’s jst the nes we kao aboot. 'm gong to exsde it, ‘sl prejuic KITTY. Sounds Miy curious, she ras his har) What happened wiht school? EDWARD. Going hy the txt messages ot. She's thy. (Pus ‘onan Essex accent} T's going sock yOu cock kd Wank you off ad ek your als KETTY cakes se baby rom hm, heads offtage— a he KITTY, All atte sane time? EDWARD. Wel ofcourse ial part the evideoe. Se rote in one ext= (Ps on a lascivious ote)". ADE the Te got my Spanish ora. "hough, Wow: What the el’ Spanish ora? I'm ving avery selered lie ~ She wasting sot her GCSEs JAKE, God, ten think bow dre it wool be if someone ‘sea tough ext mesg. RACHEL. Yes, i's unr cealy 0 ean o make people Took stupa JAKE. Ma,EDWARD (ps on briseral tne). “Oh twa be sit Tse, Nota very yoke KITTY comes ct in ITTY, Basil 4, you fase ope fr a ving EDWARD (Wo RACHEL). So do you think you've got nn? RACHEL Dunno.rclly: What about you? EDWARD. Em. (Dect) No. Cros th aby) No.1 do’thiak we dove acase do We, ne Which ‘sa shame Tins prosecuting, thongh, which i tugh RACHEL. Of Tin! Is he sil sige? EDWARD. Etemaly RACHEL, Poo Tm KITTY. He's soctgite JAKE. Bat he mets KITTY. Note doesn, EDWARD. Yes, e oes. We had to ave won wth hm RACHEL. How did he espa othe alleption? JAKE, Stated eating Lym KITTY Grom of). Shut wp. We tn nd kim someone. He van is EDWARD. But should hoe genes be passed? JAKE (hough), Lone shaged ail witha mole on het EDWARD (righting), Did you? Really? JAKE. Gave me gut ig, EDWARD. Where wast? JAKE makes an upside down V with his fingers makes gina pots toe eft ager, JAKE. Righthere EDWARD, Interesting. Di you spend apes one? RACHEL, who as been checking her phone, drains her ink, RACHEL. Guys, we're going have o head JAKE, Already? RACHEL. 1s been solve at you'r exacted ad We should ge buck. (To JAKE.) He's not ben epg well KITTY. 08, really RACHEL, Ye, They start gether jackets JAKE. Sb’ ing. She just wants to get buck he case fecking workahale ACHEL, That's Youn we sith ied he to “story noe eee ie ek Bis) Desi pitta han JAKE. No its tne, we soul go. finmy tld Rael he’s ben Taving ghia RACHEL. Except he st "You had nights, JAKE, He dows’ say P aa Me ye KITTY, Realy? RACHEL te so owes EDWARD. What does be sy? RACHEL Hesays "You JAKE, Recane t's wha overyone es cals him, He alls msl You" *You want mee tii KITTY Wow. RACHEL. t's stsly completely logical JAKE. He'l get th ing in the engRACHEL. 1's lovely e's just thi ite pe beinning to kan about woetpa 2 about eveything Trying tpl my he el, mae Tey ai Kis goodbye KITTY. That wis ively. EDWARD. Tews, See you son "RACHEL, You're bth going tobe ine, Se yo soon, KITTY. Promise RACHEL, promise TARE, Se you soon EDWARD and KITTY se them ont. Noise of dors een cosing “Godin fom a EDWARD comer {nck Nar ie tse: KITY fl si ito :D and KITTY alone KITTY Dose hk ey a et EDWARD. What? 7 KITY.Da oa a eyo EDWARD. es wy? Bea KITTY ont Bea es KEFTY goof, up white tablecloth, fu KITTY. Help me fold ‘hey start fold the tableclnh together, carly matching ‘What about wen they were taking about texts EDWARD. Kwame who was aking about et, KITTY, No she i's 3 eat to make people lok apd, About reading peopl’ teas ought thee ws a ge 1 oat The abecloh i folded into a smal square. They took He ties her Scone Two GAYLE ss nervously wae, eeaply bu mary dressed, TIN come p a hur checking his phone he comes, He GAYLE speats ledesed ina su wth a colle white shir inasrong Sortsh neon. ‘TIM. Hi, Yon sony do thoow wher the Wines Services is disapeared fo aps hink she went ogc cee uterus hang about jst waned nvedace ys, ad explain there's legal argument hapening the mame, ence the delay. pl they stil havea" go he wi working inthe coat, ba once he ary have been swan, very 0 afer th, we Wil good to go.’ sary a8 Dow You any be Fig nervous — GAYLE, Who.ate you?2 conser TIM. Of sor the procsing testes dn By wigon ye Eye, me are hasnt shou what bappened ta or ecg Sill you ome questions lot wa re Sani yoran et pat wie ane pany oe ‘GAYLE. Are youth one oa my side ten? rates man, as gan 8 ans ME Talorig= Team Pee he AYLE Buen my eyed TIM... Sty speaking 'm not jean, OAYLE. Wo you ne? TIMLI'm-L'm teaver forthe cov, he core ‘AYLI But mh oni happend TW. tho thw ta OAYLE. Soo'emy yer TIM. Yodo' acy han lange ‘AYLE. Beit prere wne TIM Too, Fenow it cd batetialy you're caves api ST Versace GAYLE. Does he get alawyer? TIM. Ys adi fc at eng me tomy next pot i's Put of 0 We sou seinen oe Youre lencecaein hse intro ea GAYLE. what? TIM. You consented osx with Mr Taylor, GAYLE. tad whe? Tn Yo consented osx with Me Tayler you nv Rim to ay the might with yon ‘GAYLE, God Almighty! He was drinking with Tey. went © ‘bed Twas nied | ws in bits te day of my ile ners faneal nd then at'3 a. T wake up win on op of me TIN. 'm soy I sould have made this clea, this ant be he Start of s conversion between, Isinpy hve to ee you hat information, Lean’ give you advice on howto ‘GAYLE, He's top ofme and he's ving to ake ay Pym tetions off of me, phi ike this th ny stn Tid ‘what in Gots ame think yee doing be tas my ‘opand the whole poske ips ‘TIM. Look its lly unfortunate ba st’ ge imo w ‘Sscusion with you about. You ned tol the cout what happened in your ova words a wil dom very bestohep you with my aueston. under nerve racking experience but fon want ed the out wl tweak, you just pause end you ake yo time, yl be GAYLE. do’ want sere. Peat ‘TIM. Okay. Okay 1s much eer if you dont have your taker ooking ‘GAYLE, wil ok at him and sty what he i, Lean believe mathe cd on the day of my sisters neal = GAYLE, Bur eed el you = TIM. No. Not ome,’ actualy gut import yo dn say GAYLE. Why? ‘TIM. Because then I woud be helping you practise which ist allowed, you seed o sy al hie cot What you shoulddb no is ae a momento ed your sen ade ote poe fave youl yor tant ‘GAYLE. know what happened! He ple Svnand ac wanes! He ply psa tons TIM. Right well i's god you have the events fe in ‘emery. bu please read your sateen eevee mille ying onitand ts acura vies GAYLE. Bu here te things dis in my sane ‘TIM. Okay okay ony now old ona inte. This very GAYLE. That's why ted tl you TIM, There ace hings you’ sayin your statement? GAYLE, Ye. “TIM Okay. hae things yout Torwhaeer ee, wt you fae eh GAYLE. Iwas iene of hn est TIM Ths goal eon, hs ocean Bayo com tell me things ou havent yur staenen Ren et eto: Besse ou Te mca mines aed Seable pron een “hasnt GAYLE. 1 was crying. be cod’ ziti, he wasp forwards nd bowed: He was harass PsN TIM, Stop. Okay, Letme ge te Oris inte Case ‘He sud i's what you like, you like a man doing tis He raped me They ook ar each her IM ieoves, Scene These KITTY, EDWARD, JAKE, TIM and ZARA areal nthe Sing room dig, ol laughing. EDWARD i rolling ait TIM is dry and bros, ZARA i atacive. The bones ne gone. The Moves bet it shre bu ef arranged diferent abt mare iehabted, Otherwise the seting isasitwes before. ZARA srggles tomate here! hear ZARA. No mean it I's fovely! EDWARD is approaching thom with a wie ote anda hil’ bole the ote hand. EDWARD. Can 1 you yp? ZARA. Ob God. Lam temp EDWARD. Se sys obit he su es, ZARA. shouldn't Fan hungover JAKE grabs the ine ote On the Bab, the baby tarts JAKE (pong), we’ eal hangover KITTY. Thi she wouhle, ve boen fon im whenever he ries no he eed to sep SAKE, So what. fs sleep TIM. Lait wo slep, ZARA. Igy tse. KITTY has alent babys bot of EDWARD a gone Honesty i's 20 vel er EDWARD. Yee. We've only ben me nt ns He ight te ji. KITTY shuts from of.conse KITTY. Come on Ba, he di teven ‘oan in he gre, EDWARD, About leven ook, ang the poie Et tbe house, We saw at bih, KITTY comes back in KITTY. Unfonuntely Ed was soc ae tine ee ea TY sed me wat te ace eked te ada [iitld yan (Davee sted wee) eek ey eon he Altes woul oma a KITTY So the rd we od them oto come coun But ye. itstovely. EDWARD ofers tein oT, TIS hows). Mim, these tee EDWARD. Flasbhacs? TIM, Sore thous. 76 ZARA.) Sow domoke it more often bt gee ZARA. 1a ot dhoking ster ieeanale KITTY Go ZARA). Ooh! How iis JAKE. How's the reir? EDWARD. ts she adr ZARA (arly). No, She’ JAKE. Mad, ITTY. What’ the ply tke? * Wey cathe. very ee, very ZARA. Wel you koow. 1s Grek EDWARD is checking hs phone EDWARD. Ob, the gods aways ape ITTY. get confsed when n thoy srt repent al over ihe EDWARD. They're jt fundamentally nplessay ppl, sree they ‘TIM. The men ests andthe women ar ineabletecae they te so hole thaatho, Right? ‘ZARA. Well. /m noi shantbo JAKE, Seoul. Ist? sit fa night out? ZARA ~No, KITTY. 1 be great! Don isten to them, er before you ‘ZARA....No, yout ight st, you kno mises your women remenber what theyre apa of SAKE Rit ‘ZARA. ~what fone of hem take revenge? What fo of them was a godess? Wht hn EDWARD. You know there's a Meds Complex in ev ZARA, Realy? EDWARD. Prmeditted culation athe than isa ZARA. Cart you aeulainglypremoditate and be insane? KITTY. What's te concer? ‘ZARA. Wel. te dretrr get. ery bol JAKE, Yees ZARA. And she wants td in accents TIM. Aceon? ‘ZARA. Fustit was Scoish, Wyn it wae Nother ish, Thats ‘kay thnk ofa penon Few snd (Pus on Northern Inish accem,) make my Tce tie tits. V know. (Coming in Norther sh acen) Shoal |p i? Ot ney ‘in? Back t norma oie) Bu Fj hoping to Gos i's 24 going 0 etd up Yorkshire. My Yorkshire iste EDWARD. Yorkshire? lve accent) “Ze?ZARA. Or Cornish fess, KITTY. That's the thing abou high concept’ ike Pringles — ite mores JAKE, Buf enone canbe RP, surely the gov en ZARA. ot playing ago. playing her and my Yorksticesabscltels spating TM, What. son of, “Be bah gum, pet ght, Mack night, mise of golden mars, night a which gota ech ere ‘ers steams and send fr gros for my fates athe vata ITTY (o ZARA), Tan ead Classes a un ‘TIM, And my dasa Yorshireman, ZARA. Wow! How come you TIM. Became a baie? 1 dont know Deeply erp ie ZARA. Fanatic So el them great, st. TIM, Oh yea. IPs your lassie Grek ply. EDWARD. Which is? “TM. Two opposing characters bldg two lative hat ‘muualy destructive tts. (The wine) Can have bit mae of that? EDWARD. Meaning? TIM. Wie ‘ZARA. Tagedy. That's raged KITTY. No, its two people isking they're igh BDWARD. Nom note many of eck lays i igh sracestakig the mora high sound, ould hee door ta. TIM, Fuck ht, the golden rl foray Grek pla an sabonted woman oes bores Ch wl hate forme din Yon mer my Sn rely atitcempay and JAKE righ), Don ory. ‘ZARA, Wel youl be interested obese, Jason's going tobe nie forthe al socne EDWARD. Bony hell Let al have a drink ocome even nicer when Tm du He ook tthe label “Zar, you sare ws, Thi by farthest expensive bot re, Ieee in Zone 4 ZARA, ve go spol inc tine ZARA), I'm just in the process of moving house. IM. Thp vai nto i An mw tly 2.59 am. Every nit, without fil Vso iTocbcne gaily end up tas Elin dpb wien im nachng Dt ten, erg pulled is pil SAKE Ws oars a! Bey eT joke2 conser JAKE. You cia, (OZNRAY This ad ine 10 yk ‘TIM. Thanks, Ske forth JAKE. Whos she? sa workaole, beast betes te ean anyway KITTY, Step imecptig, wan es TIM. She tye th sigh, and 250, t wore the fucking Kel few sera toe at Beat, JAKE. Focing et ew Wht id eget aye TIM. She was ditt EDWARD Gaby, oF TIM. argo out oH. We'd drank a Fd, picked cup and pit ack ew. ARA. So wtatars you going do? TIM. ated pyc JAKE. Apiehier EDWARD. Next hers KITTY Whee dil you gst ld of penn "IM. Googe. One cons ho dere st hick seemed abit telling sho Beis in Go tation ove he howe, it guid Se i tt was ahaed td iat gan EDWARD resig) Teas what iter, roxas ‘TIM, Anyway, she used me sore guetons about ml and asked her Some gst, KITTY: What id yous her? EDWARD. “Who amt? ZARA. Sounds like hay. should dove got ads of ‘ston. This te man im pong to sean TIM. And she sid couple of things that were surprisingly isis an a loc of thing that were prey icv ZARA. Jus ike tepy TIM escemed a work because there isnt been a pop ot of hence JAKE, The ghost rte gs? TIM. Ob, tsk of TIM rence himself abet go, (To ZARA.) Tis ce, KITTY. 08, Tim, ely? TIM, Sony, EDWARD, Come on, Tin, 'm eos-exominng iow. You just sit here witha bland look on your fe. TIM. My complainant canbe amazingly incoherent in he dock. (Meanings Especially when she's delibetely bene ‘wound tp, EDWARD. Teanno walt to eat evict’ ipa statement "IM. ned win for tht to happen, mate "EDWARD. Victims should’ have ale in pusher, anyway: KITTY. Why no? EDWARD. Because then it hecomss about vengconce KITTY. Whats wrong with hit of vengeance?consent ZARA. Appacely pe " 0p who forgive uncon onal tive TM (Co JAKE). Were tity oh some tn EDWARD (o JAKE). We-ve grt bebe ed sori ‘Welsh jadge. Thingy. ae TIM i geting op, srecking, ooking around for sanyo JAKE, Of iu. He's on ste cn KITTY. Ob! tows he was warm and bby TIM. Yee wen bby cme JAKE [wish he woul ae Could we ‘ancertreugh he pot 7.7 Pt arange for pancreatic ak he gous KIT. Which remings ‘ara. You must help TIM. of ne. Zas tabi auton fora eat bc with Brest ZARA, Nocnow. Anyway. TIM. twasiovey ZARA, Lovely. They plgery Hs, JAKE. ive od Welshig aks fom ‘TIM, Wi do Bye, fos, KETTY.11 see you ot Fe sees RITTY soe oat ater hin We hear EDWARD vain looking a ZARA. ZAR their voces Sten A avid er Fem eo SAKE, ZAR and TAKE and EDWARD. heh inks wine ACTONE.ScENETHREE 51 ack in Looks a thom ing ond closing, KETTY comer She crs 0 ZARA, ZARA, No. 'm really sony. KITTY. Realy? Why?? "EDWARD. / 1d you so JAKE! Lough you woulda ITTY..Whit ase, ZARA....But you know how itis KITTY. st hot ye ino JAKE (witli. coal bave ald you so ZARA. You knew 3. wo? Gal, how embarassing! KITTY Bat ey? ZARA. Wel b's gay." he? "EDWARD. Not zy. Might look. But wt gay. ZARA. Ob okay. Fey? ITTY He wants ZARA. Sodo but how many ways aa Ly it JAKE. You can’. I's impose to communicate the heremona sesology of sexual tation — ‘ZARA. judo fay hm. EDWARD. There you go. (Zo ZARA.) Well why shou you fancy him. dont fey hin. Fo KITTY) Dv you fay him? Because he's always fancied ya KITTY, Robb EDWARD. He drools ove you2 consent KITTY. He doesnot intone EDWARD. No, youre absuey ‘caring at him trying o wock oat 2a. realised I was rae aia he reminded ZARA. Oter? EDWARD. One’ to glamorous, ZARA Hewat btn. an bs afesng KITTY. Of, us nt fir TA Jk weather the py Leave Py ‘crown me, Sh lok prety esenengn AT MYR mk ahr. Nate 1 should go frag Tato na BS. The cy aang EDWARD. Mas of the Hamster? ro find inion be ZARA starts puter hp ZARA. Yeah yea, som poet in ihe we oc stare he Iola ou dona ee wath. nn Youlak wean ees ne cng ake mamed nave as 2 ctv 20d ose eo dog. 8131, a horse have life, and thow no beet at a EDWARD. Ys. velo, hep fling ny hg Tons managed they Brew t love each ZARA The cid trough them peter KITTY ond EDWARD taugh, eng UY tino te usec te ne ZARA gether bag, ‘ZARA. don't want to go, teense EDWARD. You bump int inci ZARA.~ you'l sage off insta, KITTY, Zara, for Goat's se, wl you let pay foracab? EDWARD. Zone ? We cook’ possibly allot EDWARD ond KITTY start so ei with ZARA 1 8 heron KITTY. Wellcome and see you in he play. ZARA. Ob yes. Is sacha gre pr. We hear ter sices rom off ‘Why don't people wrt parts ike tat for women ay more? Pants where you gto serean and rage? Par lke Leo? KITTY flowing them af. Because i Lear was woman everyone moa 58) I's be harms JAKE remains aloe. He rab is fae and we se the oie rain aay rom him. Sound o the door casing eter same ‘murmared conversation. EDWARD and KITTY cons beck la. There sa cfferent imesphore, EDWARD and KITTY look inten at }AKE, who stretches selfeonsclosl and labore Alone esse EDWARD. So. What's going on? JAKE, Wht "EDWARD. Yo lok rib JAKE. Thats, Passe KITTY. What happened? JAKE, What do you mein, wht happen? EDWARD and KITTY fo at eae oer: KITTY, When rang Rael she sounded relyEDWARD. Come on, ftey, JAKE. She's chucked me KITYY. way? TAKE. Ob, Go Affairs “ Wel don eal an EDWARD. No. no, obviously, TAKE Look. i allacompicentaese 5 KITTY, Wh JAKE. Nona. 1 Using wih Ss wile tte Hen did he chick you ou? bt nF, Wi Beat. He looks at them " otk wort Pallet apg icy a ek ‘ein I promise. mess EDWARD. Cn Irs InKE An Ricaous. Sake Fm 500, Pad Der hink..2 Was ole In vscn, EDWARD. Wie KITTY. Fron? JAKE sighs heavy JAKE. Tat pil you ko the oe with he gases, JAKE. No, ot emima, EDWARD. Oh, Mart JAKE. No! Zana We were ating argo. Rash! fo some ‘esson goth of my phones ea thom al Cod kos how she essed my PIN. Accutngy) she's ot a teably Secretive teak, Rael. Fucking iPhone... conventions jeorishrback othe beaming... who the hell thou har Was good ied [EDWARD ond KITTY fk a him, supp oto omen itd Hook «bi But there was nothing going on And now i's eas doubt on. you kno, eer ine ve ‘enon plying emis wth you, having on wth tient or. she's convince goes back yet n'est sca sagen one wornan fe nae EDWARD. Soit wasn't. JAKE, What? EDWARD, You know, Anything to do with IAKE, Wout? EDWARD. The Hana Thing, JAKE. God, no! She does: ino show Hana, Foe Chit sake, dont her shout ha That would ea dates EDWARD. Well you were completly indscret soutitJAKE. Of, Lots That's cae hough iva al ite ajo EE Me oaon: Imes fev to ae as nc ag ea bt Lsan cae srouly A aa Sane tt a Ws in the ing. Shes para ome win, Pe noi Rachel sui was jut cea sypcat KITTY. tow? JAKE, Salon ‘can’ ear his sade yet kg hy tami than yours bamanehts barrister, yfetngs have more basil. being bli and ig BNNs bev aie dite ogee KITTY. Not ane back? JAKE, Yep, EDWARD. What shout Finny? JAKE. 10 hcl. We've {© ay goodhight hin KITTY, How was et TAKE. Avery bre xchange of inarmation, 1 be give me shor pote anser Yen No.1'm gingio Watch flmatourr ne Ike the fuesident of hed ere sal fom te White Hou, ‘ohm I'm avy on case. had ‘ver the phone ls lh, sk questions, Beer a god by, Syne Lek What she takes the kids any fom me? KITTY: She won't, EDWARD. Ste won’ JAKE She ig, fests cn upto su as weet ou, How cold she nt hae? JAKE. Look, t's going tobe okay Shel Frlve me. Lknow she wl KITTY and EDWARD look at im Seene Four EDWARD ues GAYLE hewn os Hes his on There iso sbte pupa to i manne. EDWARD. You weno bed ia’ you, GAYLE, Yes. EDWARD. Itwas 3am, wasnt GAYLE. 3.4.00 EDWARD looks at hi ates. [BDWARD. You'd been drinking GAYLE, Pero an lemonade the ns of ten. Ten EDWARD By my msg i mt dog iso ‘or eleyen Peed and lemonade by ten, wast ones Iwas he day of ny GAYLE. don throw, Laine ree sister's neal, my lite ster ho de, "EDWARD. And your brother Tey? How much had he had? (GAYLE, don't. You dinse count whit people dria, EDWARD. ‘Yow don't count what pope drinkin id you take arin obod with you?OAYLE. 1 dans emeenbe EDWARD. Were you dunk? GAYLE. tas upc, GAYLE (incredulously), Dia t,..9 Benne Joes imeeaeson, seo 0 wl uc, ig or jon yo in your be? /AYLE.NoLF 1 wer in it God Amity Ng She laughs angry EDWARD. No, Crowshy) Yes, Tee, “Pe: EDWARD las roe his rates fo your stern you ay that yo 5 : you recived te00'clock henext moraine ete se Tm your othe eye GAYLE. Aye EDWARD. Astin Yost einen. (Speaks wicows any anes ee Fe emt Rp ey plone you bac that's what ue pe EH then phone hin bak tay hg ee GAYLE (ander her breath ¢ EDWARD. Ths GAYLE... Yea Nochow tite. ACT ONE, SCENE FOUR [EDWARD. And you're car, aren' you, you, mon anything to Ted abot what ad happened ith MrTopor st that ine? (GAYLE, He was sl there EDWARD. Who was here? (GAYLE, He~ MrTaylor was il here EDWARD (puting on «suprise one) In yur aparinent? GAYLE. Because he ade Fe EDWARD (in), Races he hadn't ef see et. (GAYLE, Leame ent my Beroom nfs him hee Hato ‘onthe sv. Was honesty So socket se i sl ee, EDWARD. /So ater you hd had se, the night before be syed ‘GAYLE, Wedine have sx. He raped es. He left the room flere raped mead ay ths. Ldkne know What odo. EDWARD, Di you fal see GAYLE inrdous). Did fl asteey? jst been raped "EDWARD. You did't call pie? GAYLE. Beane In credo i, Iwas seared of what he ‘might do if getup. y phone was oa there chain inte Siting room, dn ko he tor wo EDWARD, Were you sil dank, wold you say? CAYLE. was pe. was crying. a shaking Pause, EDWARD tos ot is notesPPINARO. So yu accep Joy tee ight, oe ite pep OAYLE, Yet CatARD Ad 0 motion gt GAYLE. Aye, EDWARD. /— ang TeNlor thee? ‘#8 iso he siting 0, a se Np « Be Woke up. be tad ype ss ese was arin Ssmeting say ens ea SoNARD. 0 200 ted stot your mr heating GAYLE. No! od yoy Salle oa ny mob back, 23d ht was, Tally M838 tf hea Tealled realy bck wat na came sata ED in! Thea Tey RD. Ys. ave his cco hee He sys became ngpened CHE A. Tey 0s 3 shocked tbe Sry i rl an ag ee they EDwarp, Beas, end You ted shout what hag "ANTES be pour hint ant What cine was ise GAYLE... teen, EDWARD. tn the moming? GAYLE. Yes, Pare PDWARD. Ant Ted san he pore yong ACTONE, SCENE FOUR (GAYLE, Ye he pou me a dink "EDWARD. And wete you drinking — GAYLE. Perod! EDWARD... With lemonade? ‘GAYLE. Yeh Lemon! EDWARD. Wire you~ GAYLE. Twas pre! EDWARD. Were you drunk , GAYLE. Of couse Iwas dunk! OF course Iwas dan EDWARD looks at his notes. Pas. EDWARD. Then MrTayor sea you a teat message GAYLE just ooks ahi, The ext message si, “Dans fo feling olay night Hope you're And you tested back. You texted back He reas rom is owes Long pe GAYLE. Yes a YI ‘him warily. EDWARD looks at his ave rant evidence om your psychoterap ‘oak Ga SeRete er tl ease By na and fe pao here is epic "Bing qui GAYLE ‘honestly doa't believe this. “nts EDWARD. Ar you tre Dosou tho ied ber tnay PEs? GAYLE. honey dove ete "hte is, Lopes do Se st yon coming out a Fn AO With een eee een ME do aig xs ask son some GAYLE, You'e saying Ein mad EDWARD. Thave so wish que with you GAYLE. te happeaed! Wappen. tos, She trout and oo Scone Fire JAKE sis EDWARD and KITTY’ howe. JAKE has een ‘rng ad ook lite a wreck KITTY and EDWARD area nmi supper: heres ohecie tous fe has obvious cough th dn wine ou ut JAKE ts i co KITTY. Breathe. Take rest EDWARD. How dd it happen Tell show it happen A pause while SAKE sruges with hearing sobs JAKE. Ob, Go. Lean Beate KITTY find Keone, ges it him He Blows Ns nose ee goin smoke He's already geting ot cigars EDWARD. Of ous of couse SAKE lsh the gare JAKE. Lan heleve it KITTY, Breathe in, JAKE. Sucking esting i,m smoking He erie ile he won’ iste ome. W's no use apologiing Bec she oes tbaieve me, She doesn think Ia sory. Leant ommaniate wit ber She's lacked in herself she's made ‘pb mind, KITTY Jake, Jake stop panicking and ~inale— EDWARD. Whit id se ay? JAKE, She would make eye cone ITTY. But what ise ay? JAKE tates dee breath JAKE, She watsooking hack ook bck at myst She ‘eeries fora bear KETTY ang EDWARD. Go back he beionin KITTY, Yes, the bepaning TAKE tates deep breath, JAKE: She'd sven bi hath te And. Tame tom te she uncancel a he EDWARD are shake, 804 Jmany andthe ite oe to empl. She canceled snd thon See fora. th tte ng,” OM HE Seca KITTY. Aweat? JAKE. The pin 5 she keptonrescheding Weekend? JAKE! don'tdnow! i's bar Th shunged er vel te co Ieee gamer te sata ind sea EDWARD. The, Pye lostmy. KITTY. Sho got them ob JAKE. That's ih, 1 ha dik, he hada ik, we ticking weet EDWARD. What were you drinkin JAKE, Ua, we were sanding in te asi ee SANE ine Lc, he was by he She sas ove, he ca give. WANES me OUL OF the he ee use, she wats he ie, red and kes secon eee RACHEL as este ef hee She We were inking Te staging should arrange RACHEL. apr from JAKE they ar notin the same scene RACHEL White. He'd bovght shoe of white Like tat ‘woul ake beter Jimmy aod the ltl ape were optics in bed. Mas ht ot them oe, read them a try Tsai he eae it ‘would be a week il oul ee hi, and he fa tine we fm each oer mas Thursday. ght days 80. Se be came JAKE... if ae takes the kids ay fam me. facing Tr as auing to be oe of tose en, Vl. fskig. He breaks dow KETTY (obs, Cant yu taka eah tar? RACHELIAKE tin anion) Weave Se drinks wine, brooding IAKE Ae suddenly chili, Hedries bis eye, JAKE. Wn’ going to happen oe? RACHEL (Joe), What appenod tous? ‘Beat, EDWARD and KEVTY taro JAKE. EDWARD. Cen you ‘JAKE. can't eee the ens way se said t.. She said Sowncthing abot about aking me to cout, But Leal You iy. don't understand As fara an se, wank Semen fom her Timmy's ally goto hang of alin el You know wh be sys fe dontemeBer? —" did’ se se dong that Dil you play es the swings yesterday? He "aks ane goes, "Um. ode me di that RACHEL. He sy he looks bck oe person he was wien he sarod me an he dosnt know who ta, He doen't seen to eae te damage!“© — coNseNr KITTY. You're ste Jou‘ 20W'renot being paranoid? RACHEL. He give me an 1 Pubic ice, z They 14K, JAKE. hows she knew wap Bing 15 0 oh KITTY...Wha did ou tik she knew JAKE. Bverhing Naso your fy 2° 0 fr youre ow i soap Someone who's et you be whe you are, 0s ging KITTY, That's your moter, JAKE. 108g © mys tha se Se accepted ht she neha She ke and ba biog hee ig ws goign RACHEL es er wine ery thm out when Lo the cunrng oh ie BU So Tusk an every ane wi, RACHEL cries again, Hesse atenbs ia Ta ae. He Tih had rtri Heder EDWARD. Pm su ei RACHEL He's sony for ims? Not sory for what he's ne She inks, KITTY. Joke... Yourmst be te yourself ia her ses. You'd be feng, 0 imagine how se fel? Pat Tess bow would sou fe? JAKE. I woot t mind KITTY. Relieve me, you woud JAKE. No. She's ight when he sys Fm aot sony. esause rm not Fm noe sory. 1 sory she found ou st KITTY: You don't regreit? JAKE. No, Iwas good for or mariage pti live She says ts ike ve rough sang in he hse its Volaton, But thar’ roipectve! Do you se what Icon? She dda fel vated wil was acta dong CW's only now ITTY, Joke his lla bitline EDWARD. Were you in ove? With these women? JAKE. No, Yes, EDWARD. Wal yes ono? JAKE, The answer et es oo! Te tore yo.. mike lve With someoae, the more you mde love, ITTY shi on her et rab ITY. tou"? JAKE. Tian me RACHEL. He's locked in himself He's incapable of eli ‘ull He geminely docs stm to see te eifetence Shecrie alse he 0 fcting.8 consent ITTY. What do you wan Rachie " 0 happen (sings) 1 wate but EDWARD sams beck o JAK JAKE. im seared fhe. cue EDWARD. But you love Rachel, meso RACHEL. He mat re ot irene ‘fucking cars! And I looked at them ‘He made me love her foe He ade me love here ‘Hewerps. EDWARD embraces hn, KI She's got these bes go te sae ved the Y watches, Seene Six TIM, EDWARD and ZARA ina EDWARD. Basically icy ie Between two opposing TIM These are peopl in exten stations EDWARD. theese alors ‘our my wh end concen TIM. shat supe EDWARD. Ae ten ne ZAR: . wreaeaasa tA. Like J see things from, ‘my character’ ore! * pine of view. TIM Exactly EDWARD. So what teal? ZARA. Wigging Ou. WI bene o'lock, BBCI. up foe ‘criminal arser with ome ie, peaks Mandi and roletblades= EDWARD. Ob LAnoW loads of them ‘ZARA — bur waatto ge the toe sigh. ‘TIM. Oty. So, sy I'm prosecution, nd he's - (EDWARD) efece Tat presrae EDWARD. An ise. ‘TIM. Ob fuck you. wasvaning, nt wast. Anew eet ‘he jy when Ts our ft thems ded. And scl Bhi he war oped EDWARD. She was complete piesa who kept hanging TIM, You fuking excluded the fact se nee hac previous EDWARD. was prejdiil! Se shoul have sit in her nement ot ve mines fore Pls, be ied = to ‘ough. if ou looked ater previous hoya. Ann, isthe prosceuton, Tim opens the care TIM. “In this ease you'r going ober fom Za He indicates ZARA. TIM. “Zara Whe who alleges her gels were grabbed by ‘his man’ (Potaing ot EDWARD) ZARA. Lovely. TIM. Then Iask nice open questions of you. Who, were, wt why when. Ang yu tel things fom sour pointe view. EDWARD. And then fk yp that acai. “TIM, You cetinly doLeader He breaks off drecmity “ee TIM. Wet, gues Yes arto A MED es en ong ting 2 shay ages Smried ss aesion Moa salen yoegs | HO" Ye an, EDWARD. Lok, wh TM Pobay bese he'd hada eco Seenraped tic once | 8 Wot sterene can Ey! = 1 ps jst performed oe Practice! Shed only EDWARD (0 ZARA) The fa lar Tiddyintg ZARA Cw EDWARD te moment, 8 Wd Bot hea Five yeu Kit dy wer ding tae los of apes You be wonder ore Se ma rights TIM. For the money EDWARD. What do you imran igh 8 te ney TIM. Theis when youve def Googie snd Si “ME he bran Hits ot ACTONE, SCENE SIX EDWARD. Weneedo look ater ther uma hts too— TIM. Despite the fut het ot han! (To ZARA.) He wed EDWARD. tow le am I going to pay frou 007? ‘TIM Do embarasing gular work ike the rest fa! ‘eens Some mises nd stip lus! EDWARD. Don' steno him, e's actully in very pos et where ty cea of al he frat, and thas why be lives in (Camden aa Ive in Forest Hil ZARA, Try ving in Enel [EDWARD (obi. Actually a happens, Tin. Ft dang couple more apes. ve got todo atl pe in Piet TIM. Pout? EDWARD, Long sey. I'm only doing it favour ake, Bsclly po bono. Which i you know you Latin, mean Paid ck al (ZARA) eal hey we to you? TIM. We shoul he lig he how o tnd, speak ond spectacles. Pick ‘em upp ‘em down, they enge the istener when you're abot o speak And they mike ou Took clever. EDWARD. What about para on your shoulder while you're TIM (meaninghl) Hr, ‘Wrst about proton your stouldr. While you's ati."Tat's nett one = repeat ther answer slowly Hike they've fed pant hang indie EDWARD. Sti for when you don't ow the el ee ZARA‘ phone rings, EDWARD rflexively checks hixown PhoneZARA. Oba my ap hae at i, Se pcs the phone Sarah How's te bay She goes co. TM was eon, TIM, Back off ue EDWARD th foi phe. hee png 106 Be al eo ‘TM Yoo firing wither Me dtano tiy, EDWARD am oo rig! TIM es you ae. Geting the conversa il. io onto eating her EDWARD. Act tit Wis yo, he go ita you sit 430m grabbing her TIM. Ohi’ alsin Imply hae you've set with Kit foking ih youre na i ie BervoenAdi i a EDWARD. No 1M, Dan 00? EDWARD. No Absolut no TIM itt i 300 a et wh Kinyo EDWARD. None of your business, TIM. Oty.s0 iyo do any her adm wp be embarassing pin a cheney HOHE EDWARD. Lok 56 lovely st stes on ‘ends, andi honest ve lay found nee EDWARD, Look, she wast intrest ‘TIM What? EDWARD...She wasn't nteested ie you, We ued fo set you ‘up She wast otresed. Pm sony. ZARA comes back nto the anbward passe “ZARA. Peking babies, Fascinating, Not Soy ths has eon 0 sel 2 EDWARD) 1 love oak fo you sbout he aman rghe sf, ome ie. TIM, Don't be nse EDWARD. Wit plese ‘ZARA i packing ap her su preparing to. ZARA. Thaak you so uch EDWARD. It was pleasure TIM. Hang on, We've ony doe examination in-chi, What Beat Me pecs without ooking at EDWARD, oF ZARA, Beeaue when yo eot-examine you'r aot king pe questions any nave. You sing cuestons nde !sntion yur cae To bend perceptions to pu an ea imo the jury’s mind You fancy Zar, don't you, Ea? You give the ase in your question ans way you ‘ome te answer. You fae} Zar, dot ou, El Don't be afi of sence. Use tt rst tension Beat (r you can do ita diferent way. sues you fancy Za, gre with me, wouldnt you? but you woolSe, atm ding is, Nave dso wih inte cae se swe. I've boxed im iy, You fey Zar, EDWARD. No TIM, You enginceed iis EDWARD.No, ‘TIM, Under the guise of svising 2, ren Se vig Zara bt apt iy sone aul conde ante "850 as sec hor . for youset sscton of research in der to haye This is bounce. tm ‘shyt gene, su bt aig ae You're tying ouocing fronton, Y 300 ly ay, Jou dot de ey, Youbouac your eae of a © getthemto go lee faire. guy TM. The great = hing is it doesn Ed, because the emp can't admit i " EDWARD. The other vay ie, We cil hs ooking forthe eee materi 908 doo ou dy tha itis aaieop youn 0 emberrassmeat Doyo find my wife Do you Bnd my wile tet TIM. Yes. EDWARD. And yet you don't ind hee atacive tat sight? ‘You si alice my wie sa ateatve won Then you sy you don nde atactv, Which the ie ‘Seo? I's sor of trot: You rng fence around, locking offeseape rots. And then you pal he ever. You deve an tnunrwemble torial wedge berbeen the anewes. TM ook at EDWARD. TIM, Fick you ZARA. Blody bel! "EDWARD. Oh, he's just rss beese Be lost ke cue Twas eos. ZARA. eas hosing Beat. They look tome anche. EDWARD. ' be very hapy o al to you about he haa rips sul Anoter tne “ZARA. lve ta EDWARD. An god uc wit she auton, ZARA. Oh someone es gti EDWARD, Wha? ZARA, That's why my agent ang, EDWARD. Oh! TIM. No, EDWARD. You TIM, No ZARA. Story of ny ifs, But Pl oe to hear shot the ani "eying my wit is ot at tive, am gh EDWARD. So she ra PwARD: "active womso, my wie, sou way86 conser Scene Seven Frit covered Piser thaw KETY ong KITTY questioning hese fs TM ots a {Can yeu fe ep spa eh 8 ein. She ke, ates ing KNTY, Um, She moves around att aie, Spy, Can fe anyting.. don't 1 dont hin cn io think ten Pause-TM, contin ooo ar nd looking at, ten fo acheter ae is FY arson They sty am met be fe TM. Ten ko eas, what TM. Yes. “ EIT andes AIT Hanon een The as nig ag Hound these. mars low down ingr marks, THM, Like somcone wi ery smal bands KITTY... ell maybe TIM. Low down on the wall. KITTY, Maybo‘t was some ld who ive here befor, ‘TIM, Bu jot adi pied kart. THM No, uo. dow now ty I'm ong 0 silos, ast wae a eed pio. Or some Uns. oko why Crested pu, a sry, 'm no being vet helpful rn ITTY. No, it's ne, ie “TIM, Yeah well jst thought. Doyo want some ts? He buses himself KIPTY Tos at her phone What are they meant to he, anyway? Poteraits? ITTY. don'tnow.Adeszuctive fre, suppose TIM. ['é offer you a biscuit bt all my food tastes vaguely of cxpboard... n't keow why KITTY foots around ETTY, Goa, you've got much pace here. Es toys lke fying Ryan. worry about him getung deep ela thrombi TIM. My architect keps asking where Iwano put he mise Ferny paso eben, UTTY inpees the sof, which i covered ina sheet ITIY.Tim, You should move this er. So it's facing the vind TIM lotsa tas iff the fos ine, TM. You think?Ss cONSENT KITTY. Yes, The te hold ofthe soe and sve to die pasion. Ashe do ee “aun oss ave ben siting therefor mon tn just cu apie on wher apr an, NM aM, Bayou gys we reat a communicating KITTY. We'e not et communicating. We jo a age. When we don't are, wee fackad a4 TM, Tot eta bt? ITTY, Sr. And Es infiingy io, hi jot ing th ity? Yue mnt omen see PM Une) cs etntion sa very dig XIPTY.He sgn es is pion vp conan "IM. "Yom ik. reba ju, ise sot roe emo st. Thats mato yo a Whereishe now? ITTY (res), With ke TIM 04 God, ae ITTY. Yo. Je 6 eters pot. Eon Ske ae TIM shah yon won Jakes ie KITTY, That as fore Uhr Fakes side TIM...What ep wondering i wh do peope doo ETT Ionut. Neve kth mor high round ve snub, fora st ~ TIM spp jst dt very hand to apne, RETTY. Welso dot Why wold you deka ike ae? TIM. No, what cant wis, you know, wht ieeing unfutful? When docs sta Best They ook the sf. Issmeeting sex and nt teling beng unfaithful? In hining aboot being unl? ITTY. You know what hi? When peopl tak aboot it “The more peopl valk about the moe they en vp ataly re KIFTY looking a he so KITTY. 'm astounded y the kof nih, he way people bona tse Wht herd even a thee ng “TIN, Peope ae smarngly suggest KITTY. The evel of denial. (he sf) ~ That's much eter. TIM gives hr cp oft “TIM, How waste lida? KITTY, Eshmusting..Do you now. never thought ay this, but actualy ns ok TIM. Even he crary fucking authors? KITTY. Even the eazy fsking ators even the fackng tubs! God, spent Rowson them, nt masepiet (Changing forthe’ and bk again, Those were he dys Vrmso glad we've only go one TING. You don't want more? KKETTY, No. il does, But woul be the en fou elatosbip. TIM ughockiy he can't ieegnate ne by for Hohe, weet, ‘re Anyway. how's oer vet FIM.O8.. ees. is echt. Dates. yer out fre ight. Sede a (0 down ina darkened room, Alone, PAN Ihave KITTY fs here KITTY So bloody Bot, ders at the moments” OPS OOM is abou She lot round heron again, ‘Wythe hl We pti nthe ai KITTY Theat ges me nigh, TIM. Me to! What abot? KITTY, tara, {jes dea, the deans Yery very oxdnay, 1 eam. hac app yan And tha we pan ree ard isl hay, snberthat I'm bared to By, Phere sece They lok at cater “TIM nent, There. Do you fet it now? Do yoo fel someting? They lott each ther, meray Kity..2 ITTY, Ys, {el sorting. ys The stare a eck ier Sere. Scone Eight ITTY ts siting athe then tbe, She is fing with her phone A dor sams frm off EDWARD enter ins oot, pening a ox of French Fancis, e walks nigh though and om, comes back on no Tonge wearing Ms cet, etn {French Fancy, 3008 soaigh fF aga, hows from of. EDWARD (of. she asleep? KITTY. Well, she's doping proceedings EDWARD (of). What? KITTY. Yep jus saw er EDWARD (of), She's doping rocedings? KITTY. Yep Aad te moving back in EDWARD comes Backing. can youbetiwe it? EDWARD. know KITTY, You know? EDWARD. Well paticaly token the eal. Not wanting > roasting, Fans! Why dont we havea veda tcecbate? KITTY. We don't have nyiing to dink it with Me goes ut ofthe room to gt bottle of vodka, Shows from of Meonelle KETTY looks ther phone EDWARD. ts there amphing that isa improved by mixing it with vodka ~ Acta a0, let me answer dat. Sogar Pal, ‘Ani sould kao, You are looking at one bia negdaor here. Tak abot the at of pesuasion! KETTY (la). don wut one, [EDWARD comes bck nih the oda bate EDWARD, Wt?KITTY, don’t want 008 Ste's aking ge mistake, EDWARD. Who? KITTY. Rac Ismaking age mise, Taking hi back, EDWARD. Lbope you dda say that er KITTY. Of oars nt tid Funders don EDWARD. What doy think she should do? KITTY Lene tim oat. EDWARD (ater aac) Ki, be was going torn cond Hens AS aster she hold ew bog KITTY. Se was sinking oa vse, she was hu wand he sie the yt be feud MEA nein sh whee was we a eee ITTY, Way you preety Do yon aay hak ey ergs? mee EDWARD Tnghintn co wold hae ster ‘anywhere, sich ITTY. Wi yoo sop beings icing detached for cace?? EDWARD. Saying "Yo don" have put up with isi yey ba aie! ITTY Je hs doe someting wong and ink he shou be pmised ane told ay sry? estou EDWARD. He as its" KITTY. Bute esto i EDWARD. Ws yd o mea an apo iti donned fo, ue ACTONE,SCENERIGAT 63 KIVTY,Do you know what? You hve never sid sorry tome our ie Boat EDWARD, Thats mote KIFTY. eis. Took you long fe wo sy Love you. Alone inet sy wll ou marys, Bt you've never ahd fold me, Edy when you were kd you would only ever say “Tapologise'~ aod thr why you became a barrister EDWARD, Sony, 'm comple lst. Should beth ov saying sorry? Fa ake cing om Rachel? She was being md ITTY, What if bese on yo? How do ou think you wok fea? EDWARD... would’ go mad KITTY, How do yo ow’? EDWARD. Because it wood’ get me anywhere! KITTY, I's ot about gering somewhere! That's ney people soma I's aot tactical ve, Ea Even a chil (ould ee what Jak has done e705 EDWARD. Bhi, cilden se things rom one pint of view KITTY. Ifa ha an ounce of empath, if he coal se how hems making Rachel fee Daring the fellow, KITTY tries an fis so interes tu EDWARD reaches hs fal 0p EDWARD, Not empathy, at thao fackng chest, plese EDWARD, -mso sick of sting that word invoked! Pm ‘irs, Pe been Ustening to bollocks al dy Fo co,KITTY Wait two Chroma dno a ITT. Bat EDWARD. an you kaw wht at hing vk fr ater as ets empty KITTY. Otay. No, 000, 90 Ea. Iwano knew, Wha the srrmen ps empty oval ae EDWARD. AI sight completely ITY. aerate? EDWARD. Yes A gsm dest’ get a m ley les ad ide in sonnet ITTY, ~ EDWARD. And empaths not act ‘orate fr Yor cay feng ITTY. Wessw ht crying, isthe EDWARD Westin in hs ices, He way KITTY.No,so he as fang te Hews senna cl pyingt EDIARD Yew emit secre os ee a a ee KITTY.B4.ifyrhae no empty, ea 9 a ches! EDWARD. 10 nes hive expien mani anit Pelee something ave ITPY i) Yo do Yi do, yu do, yo do Ashes she pic te he andi a hi EDWARD (tet ess Ces Kiny Inthe sae sence ACTONE, SCENE NINE ETT, tae never had it done 03 You've cheated You've never een cheated on. You' never know what's ike uni it happens oyu “That's the only wy youl ever odes She wate out Seane Nine EDWARD and KIVTY bitch, Mach fought. A drunken ‘stmarphere fx and loud ZARA, TIM. JAKE, RACHEL, EDWARD and KITTY areal here KIFTY and EDWARD sty physical par om one anaher.ZARA and TIM are ‘atl one another RACHEL and IAKE are als ttle with oe anathr EDWARD is pouring wine ZARA fe rying fo ronpltea statement. Mon converts hippeing at nce TAKE has opened a bax racers. ZARA. Look "EDWARD (generally. Who wants more? KITTY (EDWARD). How many have you ha? JAKE. Plese can we pl the crackers? EDWARD Go KITTY), havent been counting, KITTY (lo JAKE}. Do we have io? Can't we eve iil ler? EDWARD. ont places! For eligi reasons! JAKE stots handing teachers JAKE, Cackess Ecology sound ence! ZARA reales hero pl her croctr with EDWARD, ‘Around her hers do the vee. KITTY holding her crackerJAKE. with, ara the racer and braces aor fn, coming p. They et pail. The, EDWARD. Jeu SAKE... Focking he RACHEL. Wh acters cise to come pare Th we ese mate of? Ling? SAREE Ecologically sound, EDWARD Shor andes percent om the bangs aren hey, RACHEL, Bloody bt we gocher? eyed Inspect siete crac er) What have She hos iu A pencil Tt’ very ZARA otis wp another pene, FAKE wold ote, JAKE. On ook 1 He reads aloud, pce, = hong for fete "s yr water Ba? You sethigherdan sin degre RACHEL. tthe way yu te thermostat show ence shaadi be They pur on the hes JAKE: A ese 08 0 To Rach ‘Tomarriage! ws [ACT ONE, SCENE NINE [EDWARD (raising la), To Love The others ech the tat absent-minded Actaly.. (Suna up) Pike o make a itl pee, RACHEL. Ob Gog EDWARD...’ jut ke sy, Rael Jae RACHEL. No EDWARD... happy Yam tht you ae bat ie tonight my oles eoppest ee i his dear wile KITTY. Sto, you'l make te se-cosciows, EDWARD. Lea’ blove th, many many yeas, wore this ‘se Wasa 0 your wedng. And ere you ar tay JAKE. Sti mane RACHEL. On jut. JAKE, Wel you neverrow who's going to ast the couse EDWARD. So wou like 113s you in his, my wedding ZARA. Vest abit shiny set EDWARD. What ar you talking about, isis my wedding JAKE. Let me pot the wedding wast. and senew EDWARD. Step hijcking my blondy tat! To Rachel and Take Bveryone echoes he tat JAKE. Seriously Let me put he wedding waistost on an Pi [EDWARD starts tote the waisteat off JAKE to patton RACHEL. Ot my God, hiss going be ike the worst Chippendales ver,conser JAKE. Tomy wife. T forgiveness To may Jaw 1s awed, bot sa we've gr Hk he RACHEL, Al t,t, JAKE. To Kity and Ear, std a xk? And KE, To Kiya A And to nw love! ‘ZARA. Teak you! heya rink again RACHEL...Ca0 we just lt ow? EDWARD Grand, You my speak ITTY, How was your romtatc weekend? TIMZARA.Faestio ZARA. We decided spin hing ‘TIM. The ist time 00k tio ing tho elainship, might. eel JAKE, Bot TIM, fal de way down a ital ditt rn, braised my ch ° ad. abe en te i my et sets wy down ny chest oa enter Sey Which ned ack ny Pee EDWARD. Finally yoo hd big Mack cock TM nae Wa wkd eer ont sy ZARA ln EDWARD). So wha your case? EDWARD. Oh Go, ealy dnt want talk bout ITTY. Makes a change EDWARD va Bic pe. Pilb me Wi wens je sayit " [EDWARD is btyng sel wth joins JAKE. Oh, {have abit of problem wid thn EDWARD, Meo, ACT ONE, SCENE NINE KITTY. Why? EDWARD, Wal. someone sels 8 watch of me tn yee ‘ago ave hve some evidence, bu wil ape i seers Iie arjone can have ao ringing tp now te a i oe hie ae ie. JAKE. oveto ave an ali for my fle fe RACHEL. Youd, Your pei. TIM. Do we eve tok about rape? I's ot very Cristy EDWARD (0 ZARA). Rachels avery bilan prosector of sex crimes. Rape, incest. child ex abuse ~ you nae RACHEL, The det fn ve eer had ouside the beam is ros cxamning defendant. Yo can ie them ins gee a Jovely otf you ake the ie wo erat JAKE. thoeght tha’ whe you di insite boom, RACHEL. Haha EDWARD (wih fai) Ok God, n my experiece the views are aver completely innocent eter. I'm fe op th them, They're al mad. No smoke witht is. These ike by RACHEL. A genera ouery head RACHEL. aha’ outros! EDWARD. No, 'm bones losing fain the whol system, 1 doo'thlieve in argent ary more don thik people Hse to argument, ronal lol ~ they just decide, nt ZARA..b Ed. KITTY. Take no nlc, He's alas ike his whe he's js ost JAKE, Ed! RACHEL The last hve?7 coNsesr TIM. What happened othe okt Midas Toe ZARA Go EDWARD), What wer EDWARD. Ove about 3 Tui He an off the Bahama tabbing is wie cae back wih a atooo epic wp ate, gesures gue Nat hinged on which fund he a ch bund he aged - 7M. ink you rcan caved EDWARD. Aloha ign~on which hs ‘omit se fo abi and cape neo Aseribe without somaya onsen ZARA. Sib me, sab met EDWARD. It's right, Zar, see which Thept aeting P&E RACHEL Wy dit jo0 se he Tai se EDWARD. Becanse it was Py ~ ans own hme er ithe havea’ they watched The ie hoot lig tn hob jd rej i clays Yeu" d hi hey en Seve people with ie KITTY Saye Go, EDWARD. I dot think Fm God TIM, Ripht 0 you oon hk, ha coul bee EDWARD. {o. Wit the ences in theists a the ganged sabinge me Le wh KITTY You and when ye EDWARD. Yes, it’ them, oso what? rat? We've nother! That's SESS Pore recap ca ZARA. You don fel oe them? fending them but EDWARD. Why sould KITTY, Becnane you blondy pretend io EDWARD. Because itelps my cave! KETTY. And you wonfer why you kep loi! Saameae les out an “Oooh "EDWARD. All sight tll me. Why do Heep losing? And wy ew. KITTY. Okay, do yu want oer wht I thnk, Ba? Beng ‘aed o you fr ten yeas? EDWARD iicking wp Kft), Yes, go bea. js point ot Tam holding ake KITTY pant, pls wp tf to, he thers lag KITTY think you've sen dong this jo fe to long. Desig vith dishonest violent, sexually od people day afer dy. RACHEL, And tht’ jst Jae KITTY, Stnding wand yng faa of pepe. corapts ‘you, And ital people who know hat yr lever ome actualy slg stupid JAKE: She's goa point, KIFTY.You' so sed to tring veri yu can't hear nyhing without immediatly taking the cpposte pat of view. You've developed kil foretosing ef yon in. EDWARD. Or shall we ost get divorce KITT: Yes know tat pat loge that aris ws? "Why i you cat on ving with your stepithe ithe raped oui ‘dca tmake ens?” Te ony tie syne ses ta Jogi in life when hye denying having an fa. A sudden pase ‘What do yu wean. tm shaping my clerk: I woua't make rene. Pe risking everything,7 conser Noone dns wha 5a. Yost ae ks, You e shapely x are san hone nape gemacht 7 sh eine tte en hi JAKE. Ineretng you ue a epi ITTY. Ard conejo ty EDWARD. So? KITTY: You conesien My forse anything you've ever im one RACHEL, Hess, bear i EDWARD poy push dwn They i EDWARD. Having no| Jongsterm 1 8 ‘means I don’t hold on ca Be Kin EDWARD gets upon a char ITTY, What re you dog? EDWARD. In KITTY. Cap Tat tic ont works Ra oR bain ite we cacy ah OPE ; illogical ll te tne ZARA ester). the mak ing a 1 Jrconsseny emit Sense eal es ling ie ‘Ory and you're sticking to i. aa RACHEL. 1s ito wines scsount, they're probably ying PDWARD ta wine ‘hey poy ea mark of at You've gotyour’ | raed the same 688 yey deta, ing te th, KITTY. Okay. why don’ we pa teat or dare? | ACTONE.SCENENIE 73 RACHEL. Ob, Love tah oda, ZARA. No, he bat game the bat game KITTY. No, tutor dr, JAKE. Of God, hae rath ode, ITTY, Let’ stat with Ed Ththo dare? Beat. EDWARD get down fiom the char EDWARD, Allg. Tah KITTY, Where were you ysteray at 3.15 inthe aftrnoon? EDWARD. Iwas at Chambers. The weat fora dink with Ale. KIVTY. Way did't ou aw your ail whon Tele JAKE, You're onl allowed one gestion, ight? EDWARD tpnoring in), Because twas on silent KITTY. When id you yee that bd ales? EDWARD. About wo hoes ale. KITTY. So you di’ Hook at your mabile phone fortwo whole our? EDWARD. Yes KITTY. Tat tenth EDWARD. thine KITTY, Lee you tol te ti, EDWARD. [hive ‘ZARA. Wal shat was wei EDWARD. No nono. Dont wel gett ak stins?RACHEL. Tha ite. yon do, EDWARD. Kit rth or, KITTY Tra, Bea he EDWARD. Alege, Kit You sy 7 KITTY. You never by mee EDWARD. Have you ever al KITTY. No, EDWARD. Well. Now thaow, AGT Nout we nts gueton. Wat happens if yo ‘el te th io and da men KIT. Nodhing ea IAKE stands ona chai JAKE. Your honour, hve weg on going tke the mont Pay any morernthor tg RACHEL, No, want ago, act JAKE. (Why ober RACHEL. Kit, wath dare? KIT, Tat 0 sky of my feet. Bat aw tigh-soont. lease do ite pha. vay, TIM. st avons going io chose dare? RACHEL What have you ne Beat fomsveo Evan fo? ITY. Fr baving an aa ZARA. Guys. ens, guys. spit EDWARD. Ite mean Fim having ne ow KITTY, Not means hen’ frgven yo. Posse EDWARD. Wt do Ihave odo? KITTY. All you have todo sy ncononlly But youn’ restaging back, Canyon? EDWARD. What do you want do about? IVT. Mae yo fst what ts ike, Pause. Te doorbell rings. JAKE, Crit, RACHEL. Fu petit irre ce pone RACHEL comes back in a, Thor’'s 2 womaa. She says she's hereto se you? EDWARD, Who ie? RACHEL, She ut GAYLE has aready come it the rom. She stands there. GAYLE foots t EDWARD. Lng pase She ks at, GAYLE. You both here? Boatot ae EDWARD stan py EDWARD. Sony eat help yout GAYLE oot around GAYLE, Been dining, hve you? EDWARD. Do you wan GAYLE, No, din ao the ext om? = 00 EDWARD. Why a you hee? GAYLE. Whyay00 hing? You ticked ne upp EDWARD. Wait second = ALE Noo no y00 aes ne TDL) And ou TIM. tm sony Yo" wre Picking sce, OAYLE, Yes, yours hte, Fan sony ana EDWARD. 1h we shuld go nex deo. 2 sintanouy Zan GAYLE her sean ZARA. Cant» ‘Bt GAYLE overrides hep OAYLE, Wy wana La "at allows sy tah ea pny when she dumped hint er get rose be stunped ober igh ot athe waaay on ba ACTONE,SCENENIVE 77 GAYLE. Pm speaking That's why Lonswered hit ching text, Taide want im o come ba ome in. But they. sme I canna say anything abut hip did et way ay ofthat. waste allowed. You promised me Et tossy slleut in cour. AIT dd was wate my tine tel tse Stop wor with ee spd ntebenk EDWARD. Yes. that's cats es, that was cont, appliaion was made othe jude bt vs decile woul be tied an he act ofthe case alone (GAYLE. What about me? What bout brig’ up mental eal? So you ring my pat iat tbat aa hs? How i tha fi? Beat, Tide even want gto cou. ‘Fora moment shes suldenty near tears hn angry agin Who was defending me? TIM. Well unfortunatly having therapy — 1 looks at EDWARD. EDWARD tats over, EDWARD. Unfortunately having therapy ca, ndermine your ene, ‘GAYLE, You have goto be joking me yo talking mince hee! Having hcrapy undermines my cate? And (EDWARD) can make a pik oot of me fr EDWARD. Pm sony (GAYLE. Yea, and hen yee el of Oh dy yer eyes, you n0 sor doa ge meta ste Taw yr face, Sid’ You were ight che. You von EDWARD. Look (GAYLE, Don' el met waste pessoal twas person for ‘me pl78 conser (SITY) How log you Beat. “ Wel yor NW that Part Tyr ag, ‘pow you know what it fets like, a Boat eee, So GAYLE. Why? Who says that's beter JAKE, The lav, for Cis’ abe RACHEL. Do you fet yon CARE Yo den ok so hp citer, abs, el you that TIM Look An inte took pce = 2M GAYLE iting re a, GAYLE. You teen smoking? Suede iterrpts i, ACTONE,SCENENINE 79 ‘Yeah, you've been smoking weed Csi I canna belive hati asi yourhands. He (THM) me me forthe fit te fve minster fore and thon I hao wach you com, what fosking mes. EDWARD. Itmight hve beled you hala armed up donk TIM Bl Bd, Shas. (fy GAYLE) I understand you must EDWARD. No, etme ish the t's not going to woe aconting to yur emtions, Gap, esa is goto be ‘obs inperonal EDWARD. i's nor abouszisyng your personal sense of uae, bean ft wat would be aan that he ‘whole facing pia I'm ot ping to spcogise forthe fact ; that Fn ends with him and 00 ging apologise foe GAYLE oso hi cools GAYLE. W Powe. She aes ogo. She tras ack yo dd ome was eiinal You now what You dow’ even kom why I mas aving therpy EDWARD. No, don't GAYLE, ‘Cause I sas raped, har’s why. Years go. Before Paik Tale Tea yeas go. Mean my sister tiking wo blo, picked is pan took isthe woods. They di bie by se Thats why was having therapy. Te yee ler Because var ape She gest the dor. So, "bei er hand while ws ging onSuddenly, she starts toery. sede KITTY goes to her Tiesto KITTY. Pen sony GAYLE. Don’ uch me GAYLE cries. ers | | acrwo Seone One DWARD sis in the chen of Ms laptop There sa pit of legal papers bese him, wih the pink ribbons ound em, and ts phone nearby. KICTY comes in from tide KITTY. God, tot ou thie They lok at each eter EDWARD. Listen to his winds, He opens a paper, ade right 8 iis a children’ sry Phone recon. Prequnt cals ten one number ad sate may tel yea smetng of the clationsip. Tiree A pate of als then i stop, may sggest tat the wore topcoat dott thn ‘night ll you tar be person dest wat be oct ‘eer, he'sdhoeough, tl gv hi tha, Eve the acused looked bored inte dock EDWARD gets up, ot ou Ske lots fe him KITTY. Ibe seep No answer KETTY goes the laptop. Look att Moves of ‘ales off her jake, EDWARD comes baci, EDWARD, Whise wer you? KITTY. With Mists, EDWARD. I called you He sis hack deena hilt. KETTY gts her phone outKITTY. Ob, twason sien, Was canting mpetan? "EDWARD. The bedroom smets fan, KITPY: Does? Beat, EDWARD. Foot bots ITTY. fd you tht. Monts ao, You id was imagining EDWARD, There's asmuge onthe wal By the headboard, KITTY. ether? EDWARD. Ora tia, KITTY, Maybe is a potest EDWARD. Why have you bee caling Tim? KITTY. Thane ben calling hi EDWARD. Realy? KITTY. Ye, -BDWARD, called Tim this aternoon, He did't answer eat. Why doo we se fhe snewers our call? cal bi, KITTY. What? EDWARD, Olay P'lcallhi. He aks out his mobile phone, selec number. Terminates the call. Now you cll han KITTY. No EDWARD. Why not ITTY, Because b's going think it's Fcking mein ‘You're being fucking We Pease KITTY sient select the mamber ff her phone, Weis Semone piks wp athe ater en HiT. ts Kit: Beat. She aug Yeah know, soy ober you east ringing bees Ea thinks I'm having an aac Paase She laughs Wal sory shot tat Enjoy the xicket, Oy. Take ee Bye She terminates theca EDWARD and KITTY sore at eachother EDWARD. Ishi. ni KITTY, What are you ating about? You're being peat84 consent EDWARD. 1's him, Beat Hooked it your phones empty, No tet no call se ITY. detrei Beat should crow aay. EDWARD. Thaven'tchested on you fr ve yeas KITT, Congatultions. What a FT: Conga nvesary i ha? Ruby? Ob EDWARD. I'm gly or guity. Fie you and deserve puns ce ‘x0 and deserve picket, chested oa you five years ea, KITTY. Can we just rum this youre ‘nearly ten years. I've never fare 7 niyo. ith. He's been single ll shiny won ig an afi wit him on EDWARD, ‘Why woul doi, doesnt make sense Beene be skng everything, it he sw is chance ind he KITTY, Fick yon, a, Stop being fucking poisonon, EDWARD. Yeah. That's a ell god oe. The afienied-W's ot of wsosverbe. Ova ap your tte fecings, You're bored. You don't want have ss nae ITTY. split msef ne for ow ad th ching aby don't ever try and guilt trip me — " EDWARD. Why wont you give ‘These’ vo wie eRopen ome tig. We | i | | rowertixing | me another hid? Pane ACTTWO,SCENEONE 45 ‘he di yon stat sleepng with yourback to me? Mf youre dog tis to art me, ont st sy you've Ing? oow wee they make them bt there must bea ater mea hy? What! ‘When | was in New York? For fick ake, spit out ITTY. When do you thnk would have sine? Why would you ater lowed questions? I wate odo ito get On tuck: ddI waned to ee could, that ig. ean ditto. al ‘wanted odo isa yo di it ITY. All igh How abo ante oto understand how fe Pause EDWARD. That ia iscrige of justi, KITT ew you were pong to yt EDWARD. Yoo'e wuts, KITTY. No, wo EDWARD. Are yo serous? You ditto pus me? Fine year ac? KITTY (ge). Yes85 consent EDWARD. No.1 you're punish r in me, why dia’t you tel me? Uo ting derstand Kien ea tif was sme indo tn jae oe sine mae you teh othe ing KITTY. Because fui! EDWARD. Why? ea, You're notin ove with him, re your? ‘Wella fisked things up, batt That's of You know wha. You haven Youve lead gn. Fer ec Thats why the Bedroom fel empty Christ. ene EDWARD. Please meme putt bough his head, KITTY gent), No. You pa the hough my ea "EDWARD. Pease. etn 1 apolngts. apologise KITTY is reg 0 KETTY. No, lst late igh fod on hem Seane Two JAKE, RACHEL and EDWARD st together Their tration hd echo the scene the frst at en JAKE !OKITTY and EDWARD, bul nx is EDWARD whois Baked and TAKE: and RACHEL who ten Sympadericaly, EDWARD sa wreck Mito EDWARD. [toi i you's eling confuse, spending time arti io going to make yu fe conse, Se sti U've oto felngs. that old Tha ee everything frm a nlectaal poit of view, hat U have no moons, Me weeps, buries his head i a hank, Mos hs moe lo ‘Cris. haven'ro ike this since prep sco EDWARD ¢hoorsey), Ca. {vant li, With my br ands have thee deus whee Tm shouting thm al hen grb is hands and ~(Gesring Leo bis gers apa JAKE. Yes, yes ye bats elf Zar? EDWARD. Of ours He hs! RACHEL. Where's Kitty now? EDWARD. Theyre at his ple. (is ole rites again) He seal my feking ehh forking. mot levi! Toldconsent be: sho'd have to dnore me ft. ser genio Scan sy te cig shoes REM Say She's shes nine oon reac ie Fick ck of se wan tiga RACHEL. She won’ tig you fr Leo BP HIRD- CH." minke: Peoples the woe ove ihe eve ntcy SM fickig eat ae eshte gy love en Pe gor Len RACHEL. Stow down sow down, SAKE. Tol us what staly happened, EDWARD... abe. can fk of. cat seem oan two Words teh, A beat while he srugeies, JAKE. Ste came bck, EDWARD. She came back, She wasn ‘Ani. just ad hn eh envi i ike as ad Beat pot Leo tobe She kept denying amt, RACHEL. Bat nly shel JAKE (ohorpy. este hi pea EDWARD. Yea inthe end ste ait eat, FAKE. And hen what happen RACHEL (shar. Sop lating bie EDWARD. She sid hes ton Se ist wo one Apparently it stated ace Chimes, AR Naka heroin chest ot hs pote, ting an ale with im for RACHEL. Ge EDWARD. Ooi ick sng is pee i JAKE Baty? HACHEL Ws she? Wy in? EDNARD eoesastgh BDWARD. Sell she wat ome me se hw tea ceed oer BDWARD Buia ste thi RACHEL Ste fin? . ABD Tien erin a Seen wn Teg emer ee JAKE. But she gig eave yo fri is ae pce thik. pce EDWARD. te sist ese bin whee Sho din ad en JAKE. Tee EDWARD... fostit [tought was going 0 be sik, id We said ot more things. Wehad sex. Then be et. RACHEL... You ad ex? EDWARD. did... coulda bear the idea hat she was leaving me JAKE. Right. Wel shat a good sig. That you had se. Poel. RACHEL lit? “Tike efor me, Lok at JAKE, Yes, a. This wil ow ove, Te ne aad Rachel5 coxsexr [EDWARD (duly Kny snare noting lke you snd Rabe JAKE. Ys, you me, To RACHEL.) Yow felt it RACHEL Youve noes what fle JAKE, Ob, fick of You std you fad oie how yo fet. nies Soo know how you fel And ous csc these hing Ky. RACHEL. lio. JAKE. You gae Alana Mowiob, To teach me eson, eat RACHEL. Il give Alan # blowjob, chat se. TAKE (ipa). — Lik Kity shagging Tim, to gt your ‘nn bck A ang Be ashen of foci ge Amd "ook it ikea man. Even tho I eit fom Jon (To EDWARD) Wi wake onthe, "Teame in the ion aed Mutiny ws aking a man's wily. RACHEL. Anyway The pin Anyway JAKE, We sive. RACHEL. tsa, SAKE. Int chef ws. Its of fel fl An eye for ane, oth fer ato, Yc frgive. When you ksow Aan cock has been sucked EDWARD csing ha acome loudly ib can hy oe drat. RRACHIEL (ian undertone) O8 Go. ite ay,..? ARE (in a anderion), Dt abot hi in he hi Peson. il al hehe’ oi mad. ‘RACHEL nan undertone). Tener ser im ike tis ACTTWO,SCENETWO 9 EDWARD (overriding oblivious. The erty thing i this is what Kity ware! If she cold see me now tbe wanted reo te eratonal. She wanted ne be eatous. Vane only had sex with herbeesxe Itunes wht st aed. Ith Twas swing pase JAKE. EDWARD. Tad you "can pc itinto words. I's very hard eo describe, She got violent What. happened? JAKE, When? EDWARD After we'd ad sex Se it mein he face. She Kicked men the shits She jst went metal. She stabbed me inte arm with fare JAKE. Jess. fer you'd ad x? EDWARD. Ys, RACHEL Whit id you do? EDWARD. Nothing, edt eos myst. TAKE. Butt. EDWARD. si it she fe met was point take Lo, Beat hat was when sei, he. Pause JAKE. Jess Cit [EDWARD Tinow. | Passe, JAKE. Hat you?EDWARD. Of cose not, fae! Wome aboot her men Sepression scr Lao RACHEL, Did se Whatdo you tisk tam? Fy th Se hd post at EDWARD, — Peg JAKE, Work themssres ina tte wher they But why tha you raped her? EDWARD. 1don't ow! WARD Because she Wants to hate me slitting Leo avay tome, JAKE. When you were When you were having sx EDWARD. tt all sti oF 3 blur, . JAKE tse sinple gun far EDWARD... supe ae Twas saying ote eet {sas ng "Nows on Once ene JAKE. Tes dn thew yoo that Alleyne do eee RACHEL. Did soe as termes EDWARD. Of fo, 8 03 elo tines. Bat My mere you ko Gove of couse nt Stes. my 2AKE.Rowgh ee? et EDWARD, Dew " 70H Wan have se wth Rac ‘Sd she was going to leave your Siac wean JAKE. No. an ed wo kl bee Bot cid’ owt wi actually broke this incisor, ring my teh ayng we to tbe, RACHEL (to EDWARD). You know what he di instead? He stamped on my fot. wa Uke, what ae you, a twee i gi? eat grb me by the tat. EDWARD... dhoght we were aking love! Why is what she nk heath? JAKE, Beem thas the ow! Let ne um yp. You ew se A’ acto, She si she was leaving you She sad she ‘asi Tove with Tim, Ang then yu hae ex wth et ‘Without er consent I's cle case of rt ae EDWARD. Inthat cae ¥ eat. Inthat ase, suppose you could say technically, raped er DAKE, Well techoal's what cunts a? EDWARD. 1 wanted her tc cred! JAKE. Soyo fk ‘ou With yur dick, It Kity yo angry wih, Tn, be? Bollocks! You were bing him RACHEL. this ray. You'eetonl. You're inligent JAKE. If you're har enough, you Bese pid. RACHEL. Okay. Yon'e 0 very intelligent and in hese pacticular icumstancen, very. enon pecs, Like me low exsely how yu el JAKE, Chis Hell ath no fry ikea im scored eh? RACHEL. ve been hs, JAKE, Yeah.-Thak God you tase’ go! penis. 9 would ave ching raped me RACHEL. I's unelewbly pul when someone cheats on you. Koow eal ho tht els, yur angry. echo Sightconser JAKE. That's nota reason to rape sncone! EDWARD. [ld ape her! Llove hee JAKE. Yop. that’s whut psychotic sect guard says when he ‘aeons his gitiend to death witha low er Oxken ed ofthe speci, El seme bulls RACHEL (wth fain). mon Baste, JAKE, Wet 'm nt, Passe. DWARD. 1s she going oun ie? They thik about is Ese wants to ge cna by Ga can get technical The lence. The separ ascs JAKE, What reputar aout? EDWARD. She hacked imo my phone. That simian act. FAKE. You hacked ato er. EDWARD, No. Tonio it have to. There's 0 pia on be pone, JAKE. For fasts sate, Eat RACHEL, You'e berth this EDWARD. The depression RACHEL. Kity’s nt depres EDWARD. ter, RACHEL, Ei! EDWARD. The fork — wounding me with int, And she Micke me wit her so foot A shad foot ha’ ce as weapon, JAKE. Ob Ea, grow up EDWARD stars try aan, EDWARD. do't now who she any mae {dn hnow whose Scene Three ‘he same crest whe payed GAYLE, who now peas ia Re LAURA, aolcon sth KITTY. LAURA. Itishesto put in an application a, Bor the ater vam KITTY. Hes theatened that he'd be asking forse castdy ‘wit me having vistaton righ. LAURA. We on tly soy ayo Beets People foeht over te badge tet, Child srangements Sr. Gas = anyray on wi ITY. Menai LAURA. Your. KITTY. My mental isa LAURA nods, My violence. My hormonal an extol problems He sid he's ping together sty-page document about ny LAURA. Whats he legng? KITTY. Obit Jaughable Things ike when, Leo was newbom, Ue Loin Sunsbury’s atthe detemsner nd drove of Without te ty. LAURA wats for more had no lep! ju give bit! We lap boa it ests soy Wsneatous1s thet ay inability 0 cope, tht wat overhead ieniral|wan a goto wu Wha dacs ‘kiresed? maa, is hi who's gone mal Matha Ticking ting? alt {Sep 'm 0 Temazepus He ca ak the emg Rlesine Ws tecifing: mee, be tte Wage odes, LAURA. OM, bes a bane KITTY. Ys, FONARD appr. Sat a© LAURA, who swnelson er wheelie hair tn ee Gly oof hc: When he ws condusing PE Se ws cing ett nigh nee Ws Afuhiiter who was o propery Gul Ite {Clslowhip wit an unset fue. Shes ptt incensed ofthe eis EDWARDIRITTY in union. I'm the ter part LAURA (generally). This sounds ke cles acinitic behaviour KITTY, Lean believe ie, ‘rm not nad’ — Can sake in ber, aly elec i ll ated becaic het Wants er oat TRAM tae divorce im bln ed eee ne, "was hon who ought up the mos dna ‘What 'm tying ony is tat es problem wit ange LAURA. Rigi, ery angry. He has RITZ: Mesto om apart when comps ram Serie cates, sn unsible worn vo Wank hey ag ‘eeialy en ape, Ll et LAURA, Ob dear KITTY. Sb bon here. He becate ery wrapped pin is Work Thar when tallied goes WARD, Sc er oye ie me. Ske x ‘emotionally immature, She's convinced this relationship is KITTY. think you shou now. that Before fe forced me io have x with bie, EDWARD. The fat she claims hiss sin of her mental inabiy LAURA. Right. ITTY. He ped me LAURA. Ise EDWARDIKITTY. Wall? "AURA, Wel madi quo mae itera te case You see ~ bat’ not damaging tthe hi sal ielevantio the fances KITTY, Does ape — LAURA. Not eal I's vole aginst you, no be ci she stme wit peengraphy, pects even ne f ‘itl bed ~ not regarded damaging to the (Grigheing sights) Unies hd pore. KITTY, Soe wovlda't ep ay ease? LAURA, Te view isthe lence tat going toh continued cate you wll have ep. you liked, ou eal pss criminal charges. Take toa enna cout You mgt well tus tse re fro ta, Theres ls the question of why yo di epr ita the ime Rape comes vader eon an personaly Fad ‘onda ie te plage, (Generally) woulda’ bates KITTY, Jes Chis. Fora moment LAURA drop her profesional mamer.LAURA. The divorce sytem does’ give mich of etn of stice being done * That's why pope ak jac in te vn had (To EDWARD.) Belov itor not Lama your ride. o KITTY) weat into divorce law when my oamnage coed My vows wes booming fle, hugh, ot rake divorce my fle jo? KITTY. What iyo do bef’ LAURA. Crim Scene Foor EDWARD, JAKE and RACHEL st in JAKE ond RACHEL 4 Kighen.KICTY stands apar, cs "ACBL Ti ain Assn yon oon just escalates things 1 jot ramps up the ot ne ‘crysis ofthe fet you late sack otoe which JAKE. Andi eos fucking fru. RACHEL (eseecing). ity JAKE. 1 be the endo his career. He have criminal record, Even ie were acquit his carne seni ke RACHEL fo EDWARD), Why we you doing this? [EDWARD (nicotine KITTY). Ask te RACHEL. You're ou fens, ean bear to see you d histo ach other EDWARD. Let er footing speak ea. KITTY Go EDWARD). The reason Tm ging you for Laos ‘ta youre iphting me or Lae EDWARD. No. Let’ gt thin straight, You's ying ape you. JAKE. If sh’ ost doing ic cause you're taking her to court then i's Wey simple, Don't take sto cost er cs ake! EDWARD (o JAKE and RACHEL). ant cops ee Tan recogaisethe woman who's doing his tome, lo KITTY) Idd not rage you. You ao that's no the teh KETTY, tes ny ut EDWARD. I's aot ta, JAKE. Look. There's wold in which you're bor tela he truth, But hats ot ten cou, your naraives ll ae att Theycan nest On of youl Win Aad ‘eof yu wl ose. Do yourealy want ht? Bp yo reall realy Want that? EDWARD. Yes. JAKE. Fa, Series. Ap fa nyt, hin she's got EDWARD. [dont ee if ove, want oii he RACHEL thought you dat want to go to court? EDWARD. | changed ny fucking mind. Yow ek anther man anthem you tke my kid? He gee my kid? Pack off Po ETT) You etme have sex with you s0 yd have tas ITTY. Oh wha. iting yom in the ec With your own RACHEL-Lonk: lok, nok, Stop. Te thing none of is asking, is Was it actaly pe? ITY, Whe? JAKE. By your own aston se aid no, you weet shed, nd therefore, I'm ari, was EDWARD, Yes but when i he think ies? Whe she needed a weapon! Alferd RACHEL Hk E's got point10 cONseNT KITTY (fo RACHEL).1'y sony, har id you say? RACHEL, Well we do'know what sully heppesed, do we KITTY. don't otal abou ist RACHEL. You're going to hae to tlk soutitifyou go EDWARD. You maya wel pts. KITTY, Fuk you! Fuck you. He si ef sick Iwas eying. EDWARD. We were both eying RACHEL El shut up, ITTY. We hugged cach ete. Me sned tke off my lots dno EDWARD. twa ying or, KITTY. No, you sid Lepologie EDWARD. Jess!) KITTY, He took offal my clothes. He had sex with EDWARD. And you had ex with me! ITTY. sido’ several ins. EDWARD, An sot RACHEL, Where? EDWARD. Inthe kien. On the oo KITTY. Iwas over quite quik. "EDWARD. Becnase I coulda’t manana erection! KITTY, Then afecwards Ig up and put my clothes on aun, "sald was leaving He sai left he'd herp Leo, EDWARD. Then you stabbed me ine an witha fo nd ssid saped you KITTY. Right So wht id you think was? ACTTWO,SCENEFOUR 1m) EDWARD. Aculy? 1 thovgt twas anerey ck {tought yon were taking pity on me Thats bat people do, KITTY (o RACHEL), Well? RACHEL As faras'm concerned caling tare bankrupts the term rape JAKE (io RACHEL). As ar asm conser wha yor’ just i bakes the erm pe KITTY io RACHEL). How dare you? You weren't there! EDWARD. Dow tell meth Bray p64 you. wasnt ape unt you needed bee KITTY (eo RACHEL). Dow’ you slay say ther tbe egret of rape? (To EDWARD.) ae’ yon rape me? "peemediatodyou ap? Jess, Edm a steed. not traumatised. No I dda fight you of, You were pareve Toca fle sory for you, But etal. yu ape me! RACHEL. Kity this is— that’s ot fi EDWARD. Okay okay, okay, You wun otk boot things ‘we've done? When he oer ne std? Fa rons ag, you ad an abortion. You did what your wate to do when Tsai oad no bt you went aad an didi KITTY. es my body aa Lean do wht I vast wth it EDWARD, Its ob! KITTY phone rings, EDWARD snatches it of her. ITY. Give it~ back 1 EDWARD (down he phone). And you cas eck of you focking hamster! He throws the phone down, you sy ape you, say ye med, Because you are KITTY. tf you say mad Psy you're ad, Roca you are fucking maJAKE Guys-you'e both ad. An ve go fi EDWARD. Di she tl you? Did se tl you that, that he had ‘ aborton? When she knew [as desperate fous stil? Co KITTY) You alread ook yous esc KITTY (o JAKE and RACHEL) He ca see bow ‘manipluive tow contlng he's Beng EDWARD. Am [the only one aie ofthe ities her? KITTY Go EDWARD). You using 2204 @ weapon! You ‘ow tht Leoisthe way to hit me a a's os yee , EDWARD. You' upg tit ine! Taking Leo aay fon me thar’ rape! KITTY, Don’t got metaphorical with me ~ JAKE. Guys You can go bck ao fat ik his ad infin, Yow hae to jus daw alin EDWARD. Iyousay we shou jst daw ain, king hityou, (To KITT) You took him aay wth you fe ‘ec go and haven't scen it snc. Dat al one about ling fuking sca. RACHEL Kit. thane? KITTY. Do you blame me? After what he did ‘The bel ings. RACHEL goes to aver EDWARD. There's nohing more dangers han righteousness, Ki ITTY. Tha isa boedyslfsightous hing to say FDWARD. ve sid sry and soy an sory il never be mough for you. For someone wo hints he lee, you're fucking punive No bing abet age isn bicas tad as noting able oy sory. In fac ssa being able toy sory! ACTTWO,SCENEFOUR 103 KITTY, Ye, has after iga EDWARD. I'm ot eing ill tal origami Co’ ow sce Tu husting, you hart me Now Tk ow you ee Sisto? You got what you waste, dt you? ITTY. Olay yes. Ant wet sve els.1fl inov. (a AKE.) Now Uo wha ke beng you fk raplamse Is fcking mes, mide fckns mene, EDWARD. Ob God ithe haste, TIM (o KITTY), Are you okay? KITTY. Yes I'm kay EDWARD. Fuck of you ficking hams KITTY, Stop calling him batt TM, Twas worried EDWARD, Swecthart. (fo KITTY) He's ekg pot TIM. [want tayo of his — EDWARD. Then fucking go avay sty oxo it ‘AE. Ti, te wo inmerpt— but dd you pay fr paking? RACHEL I ge him one of those kets EDWARD (uphing incre) Jesus! JAKE (EDWARD), Tete no eon form ogee on pot everthing ee. TIM. Fm aot ying, yay, Come on, ity KITTY. ('m coming don't kaow why Teme EDWARD (o KITTY). We laughel shou his BO topes! [on belie thst How dd ths happen? Ci Kit. You now who you iad se of fae, Nex youl ke eng ‘me when you ake love you ‘muhe love Look where your temas ane you the ponl with ack ake104 CONSENT JAKE (poind)-Guys.1' ally appreciate tit you dn’ heep ing meas sme kindof dey yori "Joke: Te, Measure of Tue EDWARD (iroring hi, 10M) So chested on hert Once. "Years ago, You Baw tha’ why be fucked you To get hes own beckon me. How dos i fel” Being se? TIM. Pty god, aul KITTY. On God, e's fuking go, [EDWARD (io KITTY). You think you're geting your revenge you geting Ms! Tan elev e's got yu dia for bint He's tas resented me. (7>TIM,) Thu sat not coset thy neighbour's wie TAM, You know, mat, you sound desperve. We're goin. EDWARD. How do you think ar fl about his, Think shout her, forascond? Whete dns she inal is? TIN. Nowe of your foking bis EDWARD bers thew EDWARD (1 KITTY). 1's st ahout winning. know hie The mae he's won bei lose terest. (Te TIM) She sil ares about te oF he woud be punishing me. Revenge ome foe # hot place, nots cold "TIM, Which is why eveng ea dish et eaten coll EDWARD. She won't ive you hil, you Fk TIM How do you know? EDWARD. fsb does ueing kl He rashes a TIM, tego uch JAKE pis hin JAKE. Jesus, Ea! Stop it Gays Please. What i his! [EDWARD stunds,reohig heavy TIM seaightns hs KITTY (general). You ce what I'm desing with? Leo has oe slt-conta ACT TWO, SCENEFIVE TIM to EDWARD) Fuck you~ JAKE, Actly, ate, ik it woud be beter if yo ald say bit of hie, stfr the moment TIM taker afew steps back [EDWARD Gio KITTY) Why? Why ae yu doing tis? Beat. ove you. KEVTY Gio EDWARD). in ove ith bi EDWARD. Fine, You want ht ~ FU gh Scene Five ZARA stands KITTY and EDWARD’ ttchen. The mosphere ail. ZARA s dressed alin Back. A pause KITTY, Look, eal oy, Fe and have been, for years. know sounds mad but hao make im seo ZARA is loking or KITTY, ‘ZARA, What’ wrong with you fae? Beat KITTY. ve jst comeback fom eden’, She massager her fee wines, Mada. ato have filing PasseZARA. Yos felt he'd never know what ws ke tobe cheated ‘on until yeu di to him, KITTY. Ys, ‘ZARA. You were punishing hi KITTY: Lappe ZARA. You could have st slept with Tim, ave Bee hat? Tit for ta KITTY fet her munb meth KIT. Ye, ZARA. You thought you were auing tbe very judicious, mete ut sbi oF esbation and bs vay as KITTY. bad idea twas going to fel he way Let once ZARA. No, You might have hough about hat is, ‘So what was Your eater? ITTY promise you, wast about yoo. ARA. Yet nt fr you it wasn't wos fore, For meit was Not very fr ITTY, ideale ~ you can eit for—foc human ZARA. Tthog tht mas satya you were dong? ITTY. men you cant tip your fclings, You can help tow you fet ZARA. You? Ordo you mean me? KITTY. Both ots, She massages her check Gomm..tchy) ZARA, Yes you can, You've pot everthiag. The house th hill he hasan ‘Why hi as we? You're fucking greed ‘You are thippy Yeah remember hearing al about chat How you di’ wat acer Forme this is about a baby 1° boot hl don't buy it aca Itt mee that's anoying, when Someone who's bays fancied yo finds someone es Fast. and you se hfe with Ed wis. well you tole, how boring twas. siting on his face Yor te amps time, Bota at dest itwith our eo youre oes? Sounds soz of pty, doesn We wer ying fora aby. ITTY. Ye, eel ei. ‘ZARA. Wht do you mean, able? You de fel eile, you fel gi KITTY. es, ‘ZARA, Wha’ festing uly’? Feling sory Sony for youre But no soy eh 6 sop. ZARA tos around, KITTY. He's sil in bis pl ZARA. Whois? ITTY, eT, ZARA. wan't aslag Sonow you've go mo Bowes, KITTY...We'e sling it This one‘ZARA. Las jt wondeing where's your? With te saay? The thing I don’t undestsni why make all hat fis when ou pay for someone ake hina yon syn? Beat She sare tery ‘What the fuk am I meant odo now? Sta agin? Find ITY. do kno. ZARA. You've already go one. You nt Empathy. You thik you're so enphcae. You're focking rare, ie ‘ho ae soto dle cu jdgeeent? Me sue was very restoative fo yon You know you dive every man you're with mad. Bd Ta, EAs na ea sae, ITTY. sony ZARA. Step saying omy, you keep saying 00, op saying KITTY. | oped he chan. A beatin which ZARA gathers hrs ZARA. Erang me op. We had og chat "old him all he things you ola me What yo sid abot hs ent sie The pas your bs mates you How sou ce wp gang that Asin inte arpa KITTY, Oka. God. ZARA. Al that su we chat aout. thoaghe it ws evant, KITTY, Yes, Passe, ACTTWOSCENERVE 109 ‘ZARA. Ob shut up wil you An apology hs cou something ‘itis tan apology Fit does make you sony, you're mt Sexy. Tats wy we pnish poop to mabe the ee, tony. According to You, ight? You fore them, heal. {rps with You, You're umbsppy so you make then unliapy. You were unhappy so es made Bd unkapy, KITTY nods, slow, [EDWARD in TIM' house, He looks arn EDWARD. Big TIM Yeah Bea, EDWARD. Yeh, yep, Te woald just really help me to ow why, TIM. don know wy. EDWARD tots around the room. EDWARD. You're letng yous the bok TM shaking his ead. Whon you oil an og the sete of the mzcles change, The eg doesnt know why. jst becomes be ogg I'm on justine myst. EDWARD. ‘Thats exactly what you'e doing. Everytime you speak you ustiy youre ‘What's the vice ia your head? At he sipermakst? THM don'thave oe. EDWARD. Wit shou all the arangements?The logistics of ie? Me texting, he tnetablng? You're ling me our ind as able? During al ht? ets tof ogenseion Toe What were yu hiking? TIM. L wasn't hnking snyting There was wo nara ‘She wa the one chestig a you. Not me "EDWARD. You were cheating on me. Ono fiendsho consent ‘TIM, We'te not fends. You hae mon Tate oo, Stighty Morality’ ot nite. seam We're witnessed ‘Ai sometimes nox ete then EDWARD. But we witness ou Beat. EDWARD st down, "We nly fet share when ve, Tacs as tne cing nos in dag, THRE hat e's drawing now And kg Chats 4110 won fr pling down te Teams desertion ine chasoom. Terese ot cared amy withthe fing Back o KETYY and ZAR, ZARA. Es gong to lp me out sone) "Mtns of ine. ea i shou KITTY wince, Mer hand into her mouth, ats someting aye fa saber, 707 Ad yoy don't wat in any mare. He's doing ay 185 Boo thing. Det wory, ae ae Pus. KITTY ook the sik KITTY. Yes. suppose is a ZARA tots eft ZARA. He saidit wou be here She wl fftage. ‘Back o EDWARD an TIM, EDWas RD get op, comes claserto TM, ACTTWO, SCENE FIVE EDWARD, What's smell? EDWARD. I's ftshave. Your aershave TIM. Ye ity pve ito me EDWARD. Is he same ne ‘He leaves.TIM looks fer Win KITTY wort for ZARA rete ‘ZARA nas fom of Rattner ZARA. God you've gota lot of ep in ere geen, string an, She comes back wit the ountrelgh Bd de wants forbs at They store a eachother yo eeScene Six KITTY and EDWARD’ owe, Sometime oer Ln light There a dan atetone a cnt" of. Some candboant ong A Be hf sons EDWARD nse Rey Silence EDWARD. We never dit doi where np Do you vast? KITTY. No, sane ete hw spent cube be ARITTY. Yeah "EDWARD plus athe shee onde sof riot dt want get pnt ont EDWARD, Oh ih. Wel he's dane a grest jb Pty lish a tis tine dy. KITTY tots up a he ceing, KITTY. The bub st have ge, EDWARD. When the viewings? KITTY. Next week EDWARD, Well We may aswell tk his off ten NICTY ner et 4p of the as, EDWARD put he eet a he st has marks of pata ond a eb i ot. an for KEITY tle eon KITTY, Way? Were jot ig tw sya. | | ACT TWO, SCENE se EDWARD billows iow ago. Rlacion soly, KITTY (ales he other end ofthe marked and spate set. Sot the tart tof EDWARD. No wait. i's not gute. pu the edges He matches his corners more careflly to KITTY’ ITTY... What does itmter..2 EDWARD, Half ssi, hey carry on ing. lot, Sent, Each ol brings them closero one ancien "ad about Tim. Going bak, To Zara, ITTY. Yeah, EDWARD, Wel KITTY. Yh, EDWARD. Iwas sony, KITTY, Doa' tak erp, EDWARD. Atteas sh'l get er bby now. Gd knows what, io ike, bat Sel ike. BO peobaly Ht sry fo you. KITTY. No you dit EDWARD. Yes. id. 1 was somy Soro ca five im He came in, fucked us wp and the elt ain, Bot do know whee you mat ike, "now what it fet ike no, ‘ow bow much it as, Powe. KITTY looks thi, KITTY Really, EDWARD. Yes ‘What you did worksPans. The dirty sheets nove neatly folded ITTY looks a hin Wedid wet, KITTY, What do you meas’? EDWARD. Wei wel Event achieve his Pa KITTY, Ldon' know wha ou me KITTY pus she sheet nto EDWARD hands EDWARD. i sey KIPTY. Wot? DWARD. Iss sony KITTY les’ sy anything. Pm sony. EDWARD gets down om his knees. KITTY, Whit ae you doing? EDWARD. I'm saying vou Forgive KITTY. Ob getup, EDWARD. Pease KITTY. Get up fo Gos sak, get op. EDWARD. Pee, Forgive me KITTY. Stop it Please EDWARD. Why. XETTY, Besse EDWARD. Why? ACTTWO, SCENE STS KITTY getting sear KITTY, Because you're making me fel sey fo yo EDWARD. Fesive me king forgive ne, KETTY ies 0 put him pt oes’ work. Slowly she gets down ad ees otf him. Tt had aro each ‘thers shoulders hal-grappe, hl embrece. Sey GAYLE’ ghost appears the Bac of fe rom, where she tod tthe start of he play. She watches tem. Fade to back,