Rule #1: Cardio � The faster you run, the further away you can be from a zombie.

Rule #2: The Double Tap � Never assume a zombie is dead. Always make sure with a
clean shot to the brain.

Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms � Zombies can be sneaky. Always be cautious when
entering the �facilities�.

Rule #4: Wear Your Seatbelt � There will already be enough to worry about, with the
living dead running around. Make sure you�re buckled in secure, just in case.

Rule #5: No Attachments � Don�t get too attached to your travel buddies. You may be
blowing their brains out in the end.

Rule #6: Cast Iron Skillet � Sturdy and portable, this household item makes a great
zombie deterrent.

Rule #7: Travel Light � Only carry the necessities. You never know when you�re
going to have to pick up and go in a hurry.

Rule #8: Get a Kickass Partner � Always good to have an experienced zombie killer
on your side.

Rule #9: With Your Bare Hands � Always have some kind of weapon at the ready. Do
you really wanna touch these undead freaks with your bare skin?

Rule #10: Don�t Swing Low � Despite how some females feel about men, all brains are
located in the head. That�s where you wanna aim.

Rule #11: Use Your Feet � Running, jumping, kicking away zombies. Your feet are
always something you should take full advantage of.

Rule #12: Bounty Paper Towels � When it comes to the undead, you can never be too
clean. Always carry these for messes, big or small.

Rule #13: Shake It Off � Whether it be bad thoughts, shock, or a zombie, you gotta
shake it off.

Rule #14: Always Carry a Change of Underwear � You never know when you might need
it.

Rule #15: Bowling Ball � While it may not kill a zombie, it can definitely
incapacitate a number of them at a time to set up for the Double Tap.

Rule #16: Opportunity Knocks � And whenever it does, make sure you answer.

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Rule #17: (Don�t) Be a Hero � Unless it�s a matter of life and death, there�s no
need to show off.

Rule #18: Limber Up � Nothing will slow you down like a pulled muscle.

Rule #19: Break It Up � It�s always good to blow off a little steam. If the zombie
apocalypse has you all stressed out, just break something. Just make sure it�s not
anything important.
Rule #20: It�s a Marathon, Not a Sprint � Unless it�s time to sprint� then sprint.

Rule #21: Avoid Strip Clubs

Rule #22: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out � Always have an escape route. You never
know when you might have to run.

Rule #23: Ziploc � Those little bags are for more than sandwiches. They help keep
moisture out, so it�s always good to have them handy.

Rule #24: Use Your Thumbs � Ours were made opposable for a reason.

Rule #25: Shoot First � You don�t have to ask zombies anything anyways.

Rule #26: A Little Sunscreen Never Hurt Anybody � Do you really wanna have to worry
about sunburn, too?

Rule #27: Incoming! � Always be on your toes. You never know what could come out of
nowhere.

Rule #28: Double-knot Your Shoes � You don�t want to trip over unsecured laces
while running from flesh hungry zombies, now do you?

Rule #29: The Buddy System � The more, the merrier. Never go it alone.

Rule #30: Pack Your Stain Stick � For those tough, ground in blood stains.

Rule #31: Check the Back Seat � As stated before, zombies can be sneaky.

Rule #32: Enjoy the Little Things � It�ll help you keep your sanity.

Rule #33: Swiss Army Knife � Multitools are always a good idea