Hello and welcome to the most awated interview, tonight, we'v got a very special guest, say hi tooo...

The president of the united states of america, Joe Biden.

Let's get right into the questions

1. Mr. President, we've heard about your love for ice cream, but if you had to invent a new flavor
inspired by your presidency, what would it be called and what unique ingredients would be in it

Well, youngster, if I were to create an ice cream flavor inspired by my presidency, it would be called
'Unity Swirl.' It would be a delightful blend of bipartisan blueberry and strawberry flavors, mixed with
chunks of compromise caramel. And to top it all off, we'd sprinkle in some chocolate chips of
cooperation. It's a flavor that brings people together, one spoonful at a time.

That is too sweet for my liking.

2. Where does your love for ice cream come from?

Well, George, my love for ice cream goes way back. You see, I firmly believe that ice cream has a magical
power to bring people together, regardless of their differences. Plus, I have fond childhood memories of
sharing ice cream cones with my friends and family. There's just something about that creamy, cold
sweetness that brings a smile to my face. And hey, who can resist the temptation of a delicious scoop?
So, I guess you could say my love for ice cream is deeply rooted in the pursuit of unity and good taste!

3.If you had to create a new national holiday, what would it be called and how would we celebrate it?

Good question Georgie, I would create a national holiday called 'Freeze and Shake Day.' On this day,
everyone would gather in public squares and engage in a synchronized ice cream eating session,
followed by a wild dance party. It's all about celebrating the joy of indulging in frozen treats and letting
loose with some groovy moves. Who doesn't love a combination of brain freezes and dance floor fever.

I have to agree, busting out some moves is always great, specially with ice cream.

4.Mr. President, if you were a superhero, what would your superpower be and how would you use it
to solve political problems?

If I were a superhero, Gregourious , my superpower would be the ability to instantly create any flavor of
ice cream with just a thought. I'd call it the 'Scoop Summoner.' Picture this: With a flick of my wrist, I
could conjure up mountains of creamy, delectable ice cream right when it's needed most. Whether it's
soothing tensions during a heated debate or bringing smiles to faces during a tough negotiation, a scoop
of my 'Diplomatic Delight' or a cone of 'Unity Swirl' would work wonders. And of course, I'd make sure
there's always a flavor for everyone, from chocolate chip compromise to bipartisan berry. It's a sweet
superpower that could truly make the world a happier and tastier place!

I must say, I'm quite impressed with your 'scoop'-endous sense of humor! It's 'cone'-tageous.
Last question.

5.Mr. President, if you were to host an ice cream social at the White House, which three flavors would
be on the menu and what quirky toppings would you suggest to create the ultimate presidential
sundae?

Well, for our White House ice cream social, we'd definitely have a trio of tempting flavors: 'Democracy
Delight,' a blend of red, white, and blueberry goodness; 'Unity Swirl,' a harmonious combination of
vanilla, chocolate, and caramel; and 'Presidential Pecan,' a nutty sensation that represents the strength
of our nation. Now, as for quirky toppings, I'd recommend sprinkling some 'Bipartisan Sprinkles' for a
touch of compromise, a drizzle of 'Diplomatic Fudge' to sweeten the experience, and a garnish of 'Liberty
Whipped Cream' to add that patriotic flair. With these treats, we'll have a scoop-tacular time building
bridges and celebrating the diversity of flavors in our great country!

Ladies and gentlemen, we've had the privilege of delving into the ice cream-filled world of President
Joe Biden today. From his imaginative ice cream flavors to his sweet-toothed superpower, it's clear
that his love for frozen treats knows no bounds. So, let's raise our spoons and toast to the power of
unity, laughter, and the joy that a simple scoop of ice cream can bring. Thank you, Mr. President, for
joining us in this whimsical interview, and may your presidency continue to be as delightful as a
delectable ice cream sundae.

My fellow Americans, as we conclude this delightful interview, I want to emphasize the importance of
unity, laughter, and yes, even ice cream. In times of division, a shared love for frozen treats can remind
us of our common humanity. So, let's embrace the joy that comes with a dance of flavors and the
sweetness that brings us together.