Violet Beauregarde From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

(Chewing ferociously on gum, waving arms excitedly, talking in a rapid and loud
manner)
I’m a gum chewer normally, but when I heard about these ticket things of Mr
Wonka’s, I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars in the hope of striking it
lucky. Now, of course, I’m right back on gum. I just adore gum. I can’t do without
it. I munch it all day long except for a few minutes at mealtimes when I take it out
and stick it behind my ear for safekeeping. To tell you the truth, I simply wouldn’t
feel comfortable if I didn’t have that little wedge of gum to chew on every minute
of the day, I really wouldn’t. It may interest you to know that this piece of gum
I’m chewing right at this moment is one I’ve been working on for over three
months solid. That’s a record, that is. It’s beaten the record held by my best
friend, Miss Cornelia Prinzmetal.
Veruca Salt’s Monologue from Willy Wonka
As soon as I told my father that I simply had to have one of those Golden Tickets,
he went out into the town and started buying up all the Wonka candy bars he
could lay his hands on. Thousands of them, he must have bought. Hundreds of
thousands! Then he had them loaded onto trucks and sent directly to his own
factory. He’s in the peanut business, you see, and he’s got about a hundred
women working for him over at his joint, shelling peanuts for roasting and salting.
That’s what they do all day long, those women … they just sit there shelling
peanuts. So, he says to them, ‘Okay, girls,’ he says, ‘from now on, you can stop
shelling peanuts and start shelling the wrappers off these crazy candy bars
instead!’ and they did. He had every worker in the place yanking the paper off
those bars of chocolate, full speed ahead, from morning ‘til night. Then suddenly,
on the evening of the fourth day, one of his women workers yelled, ‘I’ve got it! A
Golden Ticket!’ And my father said, ‘Give it to me, quick!’ And she did. And he
rushed it home and gave it to me.
Augustus Gloop’s Monologue from Willy Wonka
You see, I've always had a passion for chocolate, and when I heard about this
golden ticket business, I knew it was destiny calling my name. Augustus Gloop,
the connoisseur of cocoa, the master of munching, and now, the chosen one to
explore the mysteries of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
I've heard tales of rivers of chocolate, mountains of truffles, and fields of
everlasting gobstoppers. And let me tell you, my friends, I'm ready to dive right in.
They say dreams come true in this place, and my dream is a chocolate-covered
paradise!
(chuckles again) Some might call me greedy, but I call it knowing what I want.
Why settle for less when you can have the sweetest, the richest, the most
delectable treats this world has to offer? This is my moment, my golden ticket to
chocolate heaven, and I won't let anything stand in the way of my indulgence.
So, buckle up, my fellow chocolate enthusiasts! Augustus Gloop is here to make
history, to savor every moment, and to leave a mark on this factory that'll be
talked about for generations. Get ready, Willy Wonka, because Augustus Gloop is
about to take your chocolate empire to a whole new level!

Mike Teavee’s Monologue from Willy Wonka

(watching TV speaking to his mother) Shut your pie hole toots! Didn’t I tell you
never to interrupt? And I’m not going to school…. who needs school? Are you
joking?! Or just crazy? I’ve got my screens and the net and the whole world in the
palm of my hand, I don’t got no time for school. Now, hush up…. this is the best
part! Crack, Smack, Whack! WOOOO! Did you see that guy wipe out? That was so
totally awesome!
(slight pause) Ma, I said Zip it! This next show is THE BOMB! Wait a
minute….freeze frame…it’s my cell… (MIKE picks up his cell phone) Talk to me.
Hold on, got another call. (MIKE holds up another phone to his ear) Talk to me. (to
Phineas Trout the reporter) Dude, can’t you see I’m busy running an empire here?
(speaking into one phone) Gotta go --- (speaking into the other phone) Catch ya
later, dude… (to Phineous) Ok, now, whaddya want?

Charlie Bucket’s Monologue from Willy Wonka

Mom! Dad! Grandpa Joe! Grandparents! You’ll never believe it! You’ll never
believe what happened!
Well… I was walking home… and the wind was so cold… and the snow was
blowing so hard… and I couldn’t see where I was going… and I was looking down
to protect my face… and… and…
And there it was... just lying there in the snow... kind of buried… and I looked
around… and no one seemed to look as if they had lost anything… and… and...
and so I picked it up and wiped if off… and I couldn’t believe my eyes- I found fifty
cents.
But, but, but… then I thought it wouldn’t hurt if I bought a Wonka Whipple-
Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight since it was… my fifty cents… and I was just
sooo hungry for one.
Well… I took off the wrapper slowly… and… and… and I found the fifth Golden
Ticket!
I did! I did! I really did! I found the fifth Golden Ticket!