Skit(politics) Spatiha journalist Sharanya Sonia gandhi Sayan manme hoon mohan singh Satyam lalu prasadalu yadavu

davu Sam baba ramdev

News centre-good morning der ,this is raabi sawanth welcoming u 2 kasmakasas the only channel that telecasts 100% amateur vide0s around the clock,2day on the show we are gonna interview some of d famous polticians and the most famous personality of the decade ,we have kasmakasas correspondent spatiha on air who interviewed the politicians , spatiha do u hear me??? Spatiha: yes raabi go ahead I can hear u!!! news centre : spatiha,whom r u goin 2 interview first?? Spatiha:I hav lalu prasadalu yadavu wit me , hello sir!!how r u?? Lalu: mein 2day fine hun. Spatiha:sir wat do u think abt the population of india. Lalu:I think it is very baduh and bahut big he

Spatiha:wat r d ideas dat u would suggest 2 reduce d population?sir? Lalu: india must borrow more electricity from neighbouring countries. spatiha :sorry!but y sir? Lalu: abhe tv no u c??power cuts leading to over population Abishek bachan ne hi kaha ta in ideas advertisements Spatiha:sir wat do u think is the reason behind increasing cases of divorces?? Lalu: abhe marriage yar!!u nahi marry, u kabhi nehi seperated Spatiha: thank u sir it was nice talking 2 u! News room: rite,dat was quite a clever answer there,spatiha whom do u hav next?? Spatiha:I have Sonia Gandhi here,hi madam how r u?? Sonia:I am 5ne Spatiha: mam I heard that u wanted to be the pm of india Sonia:no..actually yes I had dreamt it last nite..(chuckles badly) Spatiha:mam ,before the next channel calls u wat would be your election manifesto?if u wer 2 be th pm

Sonia:if I wer d pm of india,

There will be branches of Olive Garden all over India and they will be called OZinda Bagicha!! All Vadapav Gaadis and Stalls will be selling Pizza and Pasta. Laloo will lose his position as the national animal and will be replaced by Jayalalitha! Last but not d least All Sindhi People will get promotions in their positions because she thinks they are all ITALIANS!! (Kotwani, Multani, Vaswani......resemble Mussolini, Gianini, Benini etc.....*Kulkarni also have a fair chance*...) Short and sweet na Spatiha:dat sure was! thnk u fr ur valuable time mam! News centre:oh k dat manifesto was more of italiano style Spatiha:we hav mr. man mein hoon mohan singh
here.hello pm sir hw r u?? mms:I am finehow do u do??

Spatiha:I am 5ne,sir y do u always go walking at nit between 10 and 11:59 mms:aree I am pm not am spatiha:dats a gud answer ,sir wat do u hav 2 say abt the hot news dat ur gfs Sonia Gandhi mms:no,no way I tried a lot to get her yar but wat can I do dat loo laloo took her and went fr a ride in his bullock cart in bihar,before I brought my Ferrari to takeer fr a ride.i thought dat,dat ladki Sonia was Italy but she was keval bihari!!!and dat guy posed fr a murder 2 poster picture before I came to pose yaar spatiha:u got me sir,accoding to ur point of view what is d parliament mms:its a place wer all divorced grandpas hav chay together in governments money and chat fr hrs 2gether spatiha:by the way hw old r u sir?? mms:65 over 17 again!!! Spatiha:it was pleasure talking 2 u sir thnk u mms:welcome news room: hahaha dey r indeed 3 famous personalities u gt fr us der spatiha spatiha:I sure did!! News room: spatiha!who is d personality of the decade???

Spatiha:it is none other than baba ramdev!! News room: dats a jaw dropping answer der spatiha, ,anyways go ahead talk wit him spatiha!! Spatiha: hello baba,how r u?? Baba:beti Im feeling sukhi now.spatiha beti spatiha u work for kasmakasas as a reporter na Spatiha:yes baba,by the way how did u come 2 no about it ramdev ji?? Baba:my assistant told me dat che no I had a vision a week back dat u wer coming to c me.. Spatiha:who thought u dis baba Baba:it was thought 2 me by my gurujinagodibaba Spatiha:oh wat abt the scandals u r in ??baba Baba:oh baby,nehi bati wo sab lies he,no comments Spatiha :thank u ji Baba:ye mera number he any time call karo Spatiha:JI!!!! Baba:aavaj neeche News centre:ok baba is getting serious der,spatiha,spatiha,spatiha,spatiha Spatiha:huh yes!im back News centre: gud thank u spatiha!!

We hav the spotting of the week here Manme hoon mohan singh was spotted with Katrina kaif singing sheela ki jawaani in a bmw Sonia Gandhi and lalu Prasad yadav wer spotted in bugatti circuit race track in germany.they wer registerd 2 be racing with a cow!!!! The cow was registered in the number plate it was embedded just married Baba ramdev was spotted wearing jeans and t-shirt in fame cinemas with raabi saawant News centre:wt heck who leaked it out!!