A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, How much for a beer?

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, For you, no charge.

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Across 5. the most electronegative element 6. ___________________ energy is the energy required to remove an electron 9. Lewis dot diagrams do not depict ____________ of the molecule 10. ionic bonds are formed by electrostatic attraction between ____________ and negative ions 12. ________ rule: atoms have 8 valence electrons 13. covalent bonding involves the ___________ of electrons

Down 1. electronegativity is the ability of an atom to attract ______________ 2. electron ____________ is the change in energy when adding an electron to form a negative ion 3. diagram depicting valence electrons 4. main energy level of an electron is determined by the ____________ quantum number 6. atomic radius ___________ as you move down the periodic table 7. an exception to the octet rule 8. m is one of the four __________ numbers 11. outermost electron shell

Nomenclature Review
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Across 1. Ca(BrO3)2: calcium ___________ 6. NaNO3: sodium __________

7. NaOH: sodium ____________ 8. H3PO3: hydrogen ____________ 10. HCl: _______________ acid 11. NI3: nitrogen ____________ 13. HNO3: _________ acid 14. SF4: sulfur _________________ 16. NH3 17. NaCH3COO: sodium __________ 18. KClO3: potassium _____________

Down 2. CCl4: carbon _________________ 3. CH3COOH: _________ acid 4. AlPO4: aluminum _____________ 5. N2S: dinitrogen ______________ 9. N2O5: ____________ pentoxide 12. Cu2CO3: copper (II) ____________ 15. Al2O3: aluminum _______

Across 1. Q is the __________ quotient 3. Liquids and _________ are not included in K 6. Water is _______________ (acts as acid and base) 7. A solution with a pH of 7 is _________ 9. The weakest acid has the __________ pKa 11. If Q is _____________ (2 words) K, then the reaction will move from right to left 12. Brnsted-Lowry acid is a proton _______ 13. A solution with a pH of >7 is _______ 14. K is the _____________ constant 15. The bigger the Ka value, the __________ the acid Down 2. A Lewis acid is an electron ____________ 4. Decreasing the volume of a container ___________ the pressure inside 5. Le Chatelier's Principle states any change in temperature, pressure or ________________ shifts the equilibrium to counteract this change 8. To make a conjugate base from its acid, __________ H+ 10. Strong acids and bases become ______ in water

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Match the answers below to their corresponding letter by crossing out the letter. You should be left with a very punny answer to this intriguing question Find pH when [H3O+] = 0.029M Find pOH when [H3O+] = 0.423M Find pKA when KB = 3.70 x 10-2 Find pKB when pKA = 1.63 Find pOH when [OH-] = 0.94 Find KA when pKA = 4.27 Find KB when pKA = 1.79 Find KA when pKB = 11.57 Find KB when pKB = 4.25 Find KB when pKA = 3.19

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1.55 x 10-11

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2.37 x 10-12

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5.37 x 10-5

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6.17 x 10-9

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1.20 x 10-3

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3.62 x 10-5

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6.17 x 10-13

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3.72 x 10-3

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5.62 x 10-5

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weak acid = green

neutral = red

weak base = yellow