A Guide to the

Ultimate Winter
Fling
WHY & HOW
you should

DO IT
We believe that good girls are
havent been caught

bad

girls that
~5SOS

Dedicated to all the

Good Girls out there

As she took a sip from her glass of whisky,

SD looked up at SV and SS and said in a wistful tone, I
dont know what sex feels like, it has been that long.
On hearing that, SV and SS gave her an understanding
and empathetic nod, and vowed to ensure that no other
friend suffers that fate. They took up the onus of
encouraging their friend KG, and ensuring she leaves no
stone unturned to have the time of her life during her
student exchange trip to Europe. Knowing KG for the
past year, they were confident that she would spend a
good chunk of her time travelling to tourist places,
visiting museums, art galleries and monuments. They
were heartbroken at the idea of her spending her nights
in solitude. Hence, they put their brilliant minds together
and worked tirelessly to build a guide so that their friend
finds a good companion for her trip, both for the days,
and the long, cold nights

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When two people team up for the
winter. The couple may do things
like watch movie, drink hot
chocolate, go to the museum, out
to dinner, SEX, anything to beat
the winter blues. Couple is usually
exclusive but its more fun when
your not.

?? WHY is this GUY

perfect for a winter
fling ??

10 REASONS
1. Because you need someone to convince you that
standing in line at the outdoor ice-rink is going to be
worth it, even if the 30min mark means youll be
there for another hour.
2. Because once you are ready to skate, you need
someone to hold your hand. How else are you
supposed to hold yourself up?
3. Because two snow angels are better than one.
4. Because the logs for that fire arent going to carry
themselves! And you know you secretly want Mr.
Lumberjack to show off his guns.
5. Because
fresheners.

candy

canes

are

the

best

breath

6. Because we dont actually know that why not test

it out?
7. Because its cold out.
8. And because hes hot.
9. But because youre hotter.
10. Because two hot people will put the end to this
cold.

?? HOW to get that

GUY ??

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IDENTIFICATION

SEGMENTING
This step is critical to optimize the limited
time available. Segmentation criteria:
Location
Nationality
Income group
Psychographic

TARGETING
Closer
home
would
enable
better
coordination. Concentrate on the exotic
beauty as you would be the same for them
as well. While students would have more
time, a sexy businessman would be good
for the pocket. A target with a good sense
of humor would ease penetration.

POSITIONING
We think on top would be best to start
with.
Following is a list of areas which receive
maximum attention from the target

Bars in Toulouse
Le Saint Jrme
This stylish wine bar also serves up tapas, making it a great
place in Toulouse to either start or finish your evening. Le
Saint Jrme serves wine by the glass as well as stocking wine
from all over the world (rather than only from France). While
wine bottles glow on the bookshelves, you can also pick up
one of those classical French inventions: the croquet-monsieur
(grilled ham and cheese sandwich).
21
rue
St
Antoine
du
T,
Toulouse
Tel:
05
6122
9066.
Website:www.lesaintjerome.com
Le Wallace Caf
If youve seen enough pink bricks for the day, then a drink in
the cool, sleek Wallace Caf will revive you. Its central
Toulouse location and staggering distance to the taxi rank are
other plus points. Tall white chairs replace bar stools and red
lampshades hang from the ceiling. Cocktails include mojitos
but prices arent cheap. Theres a selection of tapas available
in the evening.
15
place
St
Georges,
Toulouse
Tel:
05
6121
0718.
Website:www.lewallace.com
Caf des Artists
This caf is located very near the art school and right next to
the river. Here you can relax and unwind with a Belgian beer
while watching a game of football or just admiring the
stunning view of La Garonne.
13 Place Daurade, Toulouse
Tel: +33 5 6112 0600
Caf Populaire
Caf Populaire is a smoky and fun watering hole. It has a
relaxed atmosphere during the day and early evening and
people come here to socialize and drink beer and cocktails to
reasonable prices.
9 Rue de la Colombette, Toulouse

Clubs in Toulouse
Le 7 Discoteca
Dance until the small hours beneath the flashing lights of Le 7
Discoteca. Popular with students, the clubs resident and
guest DJs keep Toulouse pulsing at the weekend. Its one of
the largest clubs in Toulouse. Its big, its bold and its just
celebrated its seventh birthday. Free entry on Thursdays.
20 rue Denfert Rochereau, Toulouse
Tel: 05 6162 0917.
Website:www.7discoteca.com
Opus Caf
To dance all night, head to the Opus Caf. Help decorate the
walls of the place with chalk provided by the staff. Poetry
starts here. Kind of.
24 rue Nicolas Bachelier, Toulouse
Tel: 05 6162 3746.
Website:www.opus-cafe.net

Live Music in Toulouse

La Mandala Jazz Club
For a more laid-back vibe in Toulouse, enjoy the jazz at La
Mandala Jazz Club. In summer, drinks are served outdoors on
the terrace, while in winter its time to feel at home in the
cosy, indoor atmosphere.
23 rue des Amidonniers, Toulouse
Tel: 05 6121 1005.
Website:www.lemandala.com
Le Cri de la Mouette
Small and intimate atmosphere on a barge then visit Le Cri
de la Mouette. An ever-changing programme of pop-rock, hiphop, reggae and funk keeps things fresh.
78 alle de Barcelone, Toulouse
Tel: 05 6230 0528.
Website:www.lecridelamouette.com

Theatre in Toulouse
Le Fil Plomb
With only 70 seats, Le Fil Plomb has an intimate and
welcoming atmosphere. Set in Toulouses Bohemian quarter,
youll find plenty of humour and fantasy in its performances
(although they will be in French).
30 rue de la Chane, Toulouse
Tel: 05 6230 9977.
Website:www.theatrelefilaplomb.fr
Music and Dance in Toulouse
Centre de Dveloppement Chorgraphique
This centre specialises in modern dance productions, putting
on imaginative and refreshing pieces of work. Its
contemporary feel balances the old-world charm of much of
the rest of Toulouse and is sure to leave you with something
to think about.
5 avenue Etienne-Billires, Toulouse
Tel: 05 6159 9878.
Website:www.cdctoulouse.com
Thtre du Capitole
Right in the centre of Toulouse, the Thtre du Capitole
presents both opera and pure orchestral pieces in an
impressive architectural setting. Dress up to the nines and let
the setting of the marble pillars and gilt-edged decorations
sweep you away to a world of elegance and sophistication.
Place du Capitole, Toulouse
Tel: 05 6122 3131.
Website:www.theatre-du-capitole.org

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TEMPTATION

Seduction by the Senses

We all know that guys are visual creatures (hence
the enduring popularity of the Sports Illustrated
swimsuit issue), but that lacy garter number from
Victoria's Secret isn't the only way to get your guy
revved up. Here's how to seduce him using all five
of his senses.
SIGHT
Wear red. Researchers from the University of
Rochester in New York had 149 men rate pictures
by level of attractiveness of women wearing or
framed by white, gray, blue, green, and red. Red
won out, possibly because of reinforced cultural
norms. "Due to the association with hearts,
Valentine's Day, lingerie, and things like that, red
takes on a sexy meaning," says study author
Andrew Elliot, Ph.D., a professor of psychology at
the University of Rochester.
SMELL
Skip the perfume. Your natural body odor is a
bigger turn-on than you think. "We each have a
distinctive odor that is our very own scent
signature," says Sharon Moalem, Ph.D., author of
How Sex Works. "That scent has the power to
trigger significant arousal and plays an often
underappreciated role in the chemistry of
attraction." So forget lathering up with lotions after

TASTE
Open up that box of chocolates. Feeding truffles to
your guy can be sensual on its own, but the taste of
chocolate is associated with the release of serotonin
in the brain, a hormone that induces feelings of
relaxation and pleasuresimilar to what we
experience when we fall in love. Sweet!
SOUND
Make some noise! "One of the biggest complaints
men have about women is that they are too quiet
when it comes to intimacy," Moalem says. You don't
have to praise the heavens at the top of your lungs
if that makes you uncomfortable, but a simple sigh
and "Right there!" goes a long way.
TOUCH
Snuggle. Think men don't like cuddling? Think again.
"When men or women get a soothing touch from
their partner, the brain releases oxytocin, or the
love hormone," says Moalem. "It reaffirms the bond
between the two of you, making sex even better.

We went a step ahead and decided to give

a little push in your attempt to attract the
right partner for your fling.
Attached are two gifts from your best
friends to your best fling. :P

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CAPTIVATION

Now that you have caught his wandering attention.

Its time to hook, sink and line this big fish !
Ask him questions
Get to know the man that will make all your 3
month short dreams come true.
Here are some pointers for:
THE INTELLIGENT ONE
Stimulate his brain among other things. Talk to him
about politics and crack witty jokes. Just dont bore
him.
THE CONFIDENT GUY
Let him have his power. The last thing you want to
do is try and make him jealous. Its a lost cause my
friend, lost cause.
THE ARTISTIC GUY
Be spontaneous and live in the moment. Be his
muse. Inspire him.
THE ROMANTIC ONE
Feel free to reciprocate and act on your own
romantic tendencies. He might just be the one to
make your romantic dreams come true, all at once!
But if you think hes too p(l)ain, DROP HIM LIKE A
HOT POTATO!
THE BAD BOY

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ATTAINMENT

Now that you have gotten to know

him well and understood his likes and
dislikes. Its time to take things to the
next level.
This is what we have preparing
ourselves for all this while. This is our
moment and you will shine like a
diamond, my love !!
The key is confidence and a little
prep.
Attached are the two most important
things that you will need in helping
you attained that much awaited
orgasm.
Happy fucking dearmake it worth
your while !

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DECONSTRUTION

WHAT NOT TO DO ??
1. Dont spend more than two nights
a week at his house.
2. Dont perform extremely romantic
gestures
3. Dont double date with your friends
4. Dont exchange gifts over 5
5. Dont ring in the New Year together
(well that is obviously not
happening ;)
6. But definitely get some

up sex

break-

HAPPY FLINGING