Romantic Getaways in the

Carnal Circle of
Imagine:
Hell
You and your partner awakening in your intricate suite, looking out to see
a vast, stark and dramatic landscape, coated in preternatural darkness far
away from those bright city lights. Your evenings are accompanied by an
eternal choir of both the howling cries of the damned spirits—whose
reason was swept away by their lust—and the shrieks of the avian wildlife
which torment them from the air.

The party starts in the dinning hall, where you’ll rub shoulders with the
great figures of the ancient world and experience our Underworld-class
service—no expense spared! For any inquiries, our Head-Executive
Minos will personally attend to every guest’s needs.

Hell is just around the corner, and we’re just dying to meet you here!
Come experience a place you’ll never want to leave!

Carnal Resort
Downhill From Limbo, Uphill From Phlegyas
2 Circle Avenue, Hell
PO Box 666