Romeo and Juliet Act 1

*Insert thought provoking narration

here*
 Scene 1

Capulet servant
Montague servant
 Capulet servant
Montague servant
Benvolio

Stop fighting you

fools!
Tybalt Benvolio
Tybalt Benvolio
 Prince

Stop
fighting
all of
you!
 Where is
*****?
Lady Montague Benvolio
Lord Montague
 Benvolio
Romeo
Eric, I’m
sad.
 Benvolio
Romeo
Find
another
lover
then.
 Scene 2
Paris
For the last Lord Capulet
time, you’re
not marrying
him yet.
*Sad violin
noises*
 List of
Peter
important I can’t
people read.
• Pig
Capulet
• Curley
• Gerald
• Sir Beef
• Not Brian
Don’t invite
yourself
Peter. Or any
Montagues
- Sybil
Capulet
 List of
important Peter
Romeo people
*Gasp*! My • Pig Benvolio
love Sir Beef Capulet
will be there! • Curley
• Gerald
• Sir Beef
• Not Brian
Don’t invite
yourself
Peter. Or any
Montagues
- Sybil
Capulet
 List of
important Peter
Romeo people
• Pig Benvolio
Capulet
• Curley
• Gerald Then go.
• Sir Beef
• Not Brian
Don’t invite
yourself
Peter. Or any
Montagues
- Sybil
Capulet
 Scene 3

Lady Capulet Nurse!

Where is
my son? The Nurse

No idea.
Lady Capulet
The Nurse

Juliet I’m here

Lady Capulet I want you
to marry
Curley. The Nurse

Juliet
Lady Capulet
The Nurse

But I don’t
Juliet
want to
Lady Capulet
I don’t
care. The Nurse

Juliet
 Scene 4

No one should
be able to
recognise us
with these on Benvolio Romeo
Mercutio
 Scene 4
Why are we here
again?

Benvolio Romeo
Mercutio
 Scene 4

So you can get

over Sir Beef
Benvolio Romeo
Mercutio
 How come we’re Scene 5
the only ones doing
Peter this Brian?
Because
everyone
Serving man else is too
lazy.
 Lord Capulet
Welcome to my
Christmas Party,
there is no meat
and there never
will be.
 Who is that
beati- I mean
man? *Insert dance here*
No idea.
Juliet Paris
Romeo

Serving man
 Shut up. No one cares
Gerald.
IT’S SONIC!!!!!

Tybalt

Lord Capulet
 Karen

Karen mode activated

 *Insert kissing here*
Juliet
Romeo
 *Insert kissing here*
Juliet
Romeo

It's a
Montague!
The Nurse
 Oh no.

Juliet
Romeo

The Nurse
 He was a
Juliet Montague?

The Nurse
Juliet
Yes, I'm
amazed it
took you so
long to figure
The Nurse it out.
Thanks for watching
Wait, that's the end? That
can’t be right.

Thanks for watching

Oh. It was for a joke.

Thanks for watching Yes, a pretty dumb one.

Act 1 of Sonic and Victor

Romeo and Juliet Act 2
*Insert more thought provoking
narration here*
 Scene 1

I must find my
love Victor
 Sonic!
Sonic!
Come out
 Come out
and I’ll get
you a date
with Sir
Beef
 Nah, he’s not
here, probably
whining in his
room about that
cow again.
*Gasp* It’s my
love Victor!
Oh Sonic, why
must you be a
Montague?
If you wish
for me to
change my
name I will
*Gasp* You
heard me?
I did my love
Oh Sonic,
you’re so
sweet
NYEH NYEH NYEH!
I’M SURE SANS
WILL LOVE THIS
NEW RECIPE I’VE
COOKED UP!
Friar Lawrence
Hey Papyrus
OH, HELLO
SONIC