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Conspiracy
UT MY PET
A B O Theories

Let's debunk (cute) pet behaviors that are really just plain sus
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MY U L T I MA T E
conspiracy theory:

I believe my pet is *whispers*


an alien from outer space.
(But don't tell him I said this)
M E ET
MY P E T
We met one rainy night accidentally
(or so he would have me believe).
This is
Toby.
The things Toby does that
support my conspiracy theory:

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Use
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Sleeping most of the time
inside
your
presen Asking for pets and rubs
tation.
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Good boy!
Highli
ght
text,
click
on the
link
symbo
l on
the
"Need to capture

S T AR I NG all hooman behavior for


our alien overlord."

without "Go on, get hypnotized, hooman.

blinking
Continue to think that I'm just a
cute pet."
Research says pets stare to communicate
or relay their love to us hooman butlers.
I have doubts about that, here's what really
I think about their unblinking stares.
"I'm keeping my eyes on you. No
funny business, hooman."

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SLEE PING most of the
time
Time to examine Time to report back Time for meeting
saved hooman info to their overlords with other pets
I bet they really are just using the Maybe they're using this time to Or maybe they are just meeting
time they are sleeping to analyze secretly send their reports to their (through dreams) and planning
our data. leaders. with other pets!

Fact: Our pets sleep a


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lot. Seriously, a lot. This
may sound normal to others
but I find it highly sus
and think they are
Asking for
P ETS & RUBS

Some say it's another love language.


But again, I have reason to believe it's another way
for determining our greatest weakness:
being total simps for them!

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THANK S
for listening
folks!
May we all survive when the time comes that all the pets decide
it's time to finally rain down pet-pocalypse on us.

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