Introduction

Trends I Deeply Regret

Partaking in
1.Life
By Lucas John T. Nazareth
🚩Our Red Flags🚩
We’re horrible people
Chloe
Chloe
Bitchiest person I know
Too picky with her
crushes
Too picky with her
crushes

● Only falls in love with straight UwU shy nerdy girls and yearns for them for
months on end
Too picky with her
crushes

● Only falls in love with straight UwU shy nerdy girls and yearns for them for
months on end

● Will try to bully them as a tactic to winning their heart

Too picky with her
crushes

● Only falls in love with straight UwU shy nerdy girls and yearns for them for
months on end

● Will try to bully them as a tactic to winning their heart

● And when she fails (Which is every time) she will yell at me and say it’s my fault
for letting her fall in love in the first place
Overworked Jackass
 Overworked Jackass

● Starts wayyyyyyy too many projects and never finishes them

 Overworked Jackass

● Starts wayyyyyyy too many projects and never finishes them

● Almost cancelled my birthday because she had to *draw*

 Overworked Jackass

● Starts wayyyyyyy too many projects and never finishes them

● Almost cancelled my birthday because she had to *draw*

● Will get pissed off if you say she works too much
Emotionally Dense
Such a stoic alpha sigma male XD Rawr
Emotionally Dense
Such a stoic alpha sigma male XD Rawr

● Played minecraft videos when I was crying about someone’s death

Emotionally Dense
Such a stoic alpha sigma male XD Rawr

● Played minecraft videos when I was crying about someone’s death

● Didn’t notice her friend being sad for an entire day because his dog died
Emotionally Dense
Such a stoic alpha sigma male XD Rawr

● Played minecraft videos when I was crying about someone’s death

● Didn’t notice her friend being sad for an entire day because his dog died

● Cares more about fictional characters than you

Arman
Arman
If God’s feces learned how to walk
Too Tall
 Too Tall
● If he were to take a step to the West direction, he would reach Malaysia
 Too Tall
● If he were to take a step to the West direction, he would reach Malaysia

● His main daily problem is dodging airplanes

 Too Tall
● If he were to take a step to the West direction, he would reach Malaysia

● His main daily problem is dodging airplanes

● Higher risk of getting cancer because of the added cells to his tallness
Is a pussy
Is a pussy

● Refused to tell us his 🍆 size while playing TRUTH or dare

Is a pussy

● Refused to tell us his 🍆 size while playing TRUTH or dare

● Played Candy Crush for half the time he was in an anime convention THAT I
PAID FOR
Is a pussy

● Refused to tell us his 🍆 size while playing TRUTH or dare

● Played Candy Crush for half the time he was in an anime convention THAT I
PAID FOR

● Dresses like he’s going to kidnap us

…
Venti
Venti
Who?
Is a stranger
Is a stranger
● If I don’t know him then he’s obviously not important
Is a stranger
● If I don’t know him then he’s obviously not important

● The red flag is that he’s friends with Chloe

Is a stranger
● If I don’t know him then he’s obviously not important

● The red flag is that he’s friends with Chloe

● Also he has a girlfriend so fuck him

Didn’t make a Pov: Not Venti
powerpoint
Didn’t make a Pov: Not Venti
powerpoint

● Doesn’t know how to manage his priorities

Didn’t make a Pov: Not Venti
powerpoint

● Doesn’t know how to manage his priorities

● Deserves to be thrown water balloons at

Didn’t make a Pov: Not Venti
powerpoint

● Doesn’t know how to manage his priorities

● Deserves to be thrown water balloons at

● Why is he even here

His nickname is
“Venti”
His nickname is
“Venti”

● Also has Mario in his name

His nickname is
“Venti”

● Also has Mario in his name

● Facebook bio is “In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good”

His nickname is
“Venti”

● Also has Mario in his name

● Facebook bio is “In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good”

● Plays League of Legends

Lucas
Lucas
Best for last
Jk He doesn’t have any
red flags cuz he’s
perfect
Was a Discord kitten and his parents
found out and banned him from any
device and Chloe had to rescue him
Intermission
Why we would be cancelled
● Has called me “Fetus Fucker” on
multiple occasions
● Has called me “Fetus Fucker” on
multiple occasions

● Is transphobic
● Has called me “Fetus Fucker” on
multiple occasions

● Is transphobic

● Abuses people physically and

verbally
● Has called me “Fetus Fucker” on
multiple occasions

● Is transphobic

● Abuses people physically and

verbally

● Listens to very problematic erotic

ASMRs
● Has called me “Fetus Fucker” on
multiple occasions

● Is transphobic

● Abuses people physically and verbally

● Listens to very problematic erotic

ASMRs

● Called me a fag multiple times

● Has called me “Fetus Fucker” on multiple
occasions

● Is transphobic

● Abuses people physically and verbally

● Listens to very problematic erotic ASMRs

● Called me a fag multiple times

● Reads Vanellope x Taffeta fanfics

● Is misogynistic
● Is misogynistic

● -
● Is misogynistic

● -

● Has a scat kink 💩

● Is misogynistic

● -

● Has a scat kink 💩

● Is transphobic
● Is straight in 2023
● Is straight in 2023

● Is also transphobic
● Is straight in 2023

● Is also transphobic

● Watches Anime unironically

● Is straight in 2023

● Is also transphobic

● Watches Anime unironically

● Is a twink
● Probably said something
transphobic or racist without
realizing it
● Probably said something
transphobic or racist without
realizing it

● “Dated” a guy online til he showed

his face and told me he loved me
so I ghosted him
● Probably said something
transphobic or racist without
realizing it

● “Dated” a guy online til he showed

his face and told me he loved me
so I ghosted him

● Toyed with multiple dudes on

discord for free shit and 🍆 pics
● Probably said something transphobic
or racist without realizing it

● “Dated” a guy online til he showed his

face and told me he loved me so I
ghosted him

● Toyed with multiple dudes on discord

for free shit and 🍆 pics

● Accidently said the n word and d word

Intermission
Rating Places I’ve Cried in
In Bed
9/10
 In Bed
9/10
● Comfortable
 In Bed
9/10
● Comfortable

● Can’t cry too loud or my

family will hear me
 In Bed
9/10
● Comfortable

● Can’t cry too loud or my

family will hear me

● Can take an after-cry nap

Shower
9.7/10
 Shower
9.7/10
● The sound of the water
masked my cries
 Shower
9.7/10
● The sound of the water
masked my cries

● Feel clean
 Shower
9.7/10
● The sound of the water
masked my cries

● Feel clean

● Water bill increases

Public Bathroom
8/10
 Public Bathroom
8/10
● Everyone was staring but
I liked the attention
 Public Bathroom
8/10
● Everyone was staring but
I liked the attention

● Kinda salty no one asked

if I was okay
 Public Bathroom
8/10
● Everyone was staring but I
liked the attention

● Kinda salty no one asked if

I was okay

● I looked great in the

lighting
Gaisano Food Court
7/10
 Gaisano Food Court
7/10
● Very loud
 Gaisano Food Court
7/10
● Very loud

● Everyone was looking but

it did not feel great
 Gaisano Food Court
4/10
● Very loud

● Everyone was looking but

it did not feel great

● My mother was there

 School Gym during
Recognition Practice
10/10
 School Gym during
Recognition Practice
10/10
● Loved the attention, felt
like the main character
 School Gym during
Recognition Practice
10/10
● Loved the attention, felt
like the main character

● Literally everyone came

to me and asked if I was
okay
 School Gym during
Recognition Practice
10/10
● Loved the attention, felt
like the main character

● Literally everyone came to

me and asked if I was okay

● I won the SSG Election after

Intermission
Disney men I would classify as daddy
Adult Andy from Toy
Story
 Adult Andy from Toy
Story
● Good with kids
 Adult Andy from Toy
Story
● Good with kids

● Imagine what he did to Woody during

his teenage years
 Adult Andy from Toy
Story
● Good with kids

● Imagine what he did to Woody during

his teenage years

● I want his snake in my boot

Marlin from Finding
Nemo
 Marlin from Finding
Nemo
● Legit the ultimate dilf
 Marlin from Finding
Nemo
● Legit the ultimate dilf

● Overprotective Daddy
 Marlin from Finding
Nemo
● Legit the ultimate dilf

● Overprotective Daddy

● LITERALLY SWAM THE ENTIRE

OCEAN TO FIND HIS SON
Mufasa from Lion King
 Mufasa from Lion King

● We love a dead king

 Mufasa from Lion King

● We love a dead king

● Imagine how soft and silky his fur is

 Mufasa from Lion King

● We love a dead king

● Imagine how soft and silky his fur is

● I take him and Scar at the same time

Bull guy from Zootopia
 Bull guy from Zootopia

● Easy to ride
 Bull guy from Zootopia

● Easy to ride

● Slightly racist but no one’s perfect

 Bull guy from Zootopia

● Easy to ride

● Slightly racist but no one’s perfect

● I’d want him to cuff me

Scrooge McDuck
 Scrooge McDuck

● Sugar daddyyyyy
 Scrooge McDuck

● Sugar daddyyyyy

● He can do anything to me and I

wouldn’t complain
 Scrooge McDuck

● Sugar daddyyyyy

● He can do anything to me and I

wouldn’t complain

● I know where else he can store his

coins inside
Intermission
Rating how Mommy & Daddy my friend’s
relatives are
Andrew Rey Estipular
86% Daddy
 Andrew Rey Estipular
86% Daddy
● Great hair
 Andrew Rey Estipular
86% Daddy
● Great hair

● Has porn and sells shit on his

facebook, we love a versatile
king
 Andrew Rey Estipular
86% Daddy
● Great hair

● Has porn and sells shit on his

facebook, we love a versatile
king

● Gambles
Omega Dls Estipular
99% Mommy
 Omega Dls Estipular
99% Mommy
● Actually beautiful
 Omega Dls Estipular
99% Mommy
● Actually beautiful

● Worried, texted me when we

were out with Arman
 Omega Dls Estipular
99% Mommy
● Actually beautiful

● Worried, texted me when we

were out with Arman

● Takes the worst photos of

Arman
Purita Mario
76% Mommy
 Purita Mario
76% Mommy
● Cutest smile ever
 Purita Mario
76% Mommy
● Cutest smile ever

● Probably overfeeds you and

insists that ur too skinny
 Purita Mario
76% Mommy
● Cutest smile ever

● Probably overfeeds you and

insists that ur too skinny

● Shes adorable but not my type

Julius P. Mario
80% Daddy
 Julius P. Mario
80% Daddy
● Family man
 Julius P. Mario
80% Daddy
● Family man

● Likes to travel
 Julius P. Mario
80% Daddy
● Family man

● Likes to travel

● Would look better if he shaved

 Tita Ghing
100% Mommy
 Tita Ghing
100% Mommy
● Dommy mommy
 Tita Ghing
100% Mommy
● Dommy mommy

● Sugar mommy
 Tita Ghing
100% Mommy
● Dommy mommy

● Sugar mommy

● Queen of passive aggressiveness

 Tito Joel
60% Daddy
 Tito Joel
60% Daddy
● Proud lolo to the twins
 Tito Joel
60% Daddy
● Proud lolo to the twins

● Kinda scared of him ngl

 Tito Joel
60% Daddy
● Proud lolo to the twins

● Kinda scared of him ngl

● Don’t think we have had an

actual conversation yet
What my friend’s fursonas would be
Chloe
Chloe
Fox x Wolf Hybrid
(Folf)
Arman
Arman
Giraffe Human
Hybrid
Venti
Venti
Bear Human
Hybrid
Lucas
Lucas
Peacock Human
Hybrid
The End <3