RANKING

STARDEW
VALLEY
CHARACTERS
And explaining why Lewis belongs in the
garbage :)
 RANKINGS OVERVIEW
Who goes where? How will we be ranking? Am I right? Yes.

S Tier – Iridium Quality Krobus, Willy, Grandpa, Evelyn, George

A Tier – Gold Quality Bouncer, Henchman, Gus, Haley, Penny, Leah, Robin, Sam

B Tier – Silver Quality Governor, Dwarf, Wizard, Linus, Emily, Jody

C Tier – Normal Quality Marlon, Gunther, Maru, Vincent, Pam, Elliott, Shane

D Tier – Clay Quality Jas, Sandy, Kent, Demetrius, Clint, Harvey, Sebastian, Alex

F Tier – Trash Quality Morris, Gil, Mr Qi, Caroline, Abigail, Pierre, Marnie, Lewis
S TIER (IRIDIUM
QUALITY)
KROBUS
Pros
● Warm and shy, just a little guy
● Has pride in his people, but open to others
● A snappy dresser (see his disguise when
going to the movies)
Cons
● ???
● There are none.
 WILLY
Pros
● Name is Willy
● Respectful, playful, cares deeply for his
passion and profession: fishing
● Involved in the town and its events but still
likes his independence.
Cons
● Not accessible enough
● Not romanceable
GRANDPA
Pros
● Gave us the farm
● A warm, anti-capitalist paternal figure
● Clearly involved in the community
Cons
● Judgemental (see Grandpa’s Shrine, year
3)
● Not as active in the game as I’d like though
this may be due to his being dead
 EVELYN
Pros
● Will never judge you too harshly
● Loves baking cookies
● Uses her pro gardening skills to keep the
town looking nice and teach you about
pots
Cons
● Overprotective of her husband
● Worries
GEORGE
Pros
● Loves leek (a good sign)
● Genuinely cares about the town and its
people
● Independent and strong
● Knows when he’s in the wrong and will
admit it (see Penny’s 2 heart event)
Cons
● Standoffish
● Grumpy
A TIER (GOLD
QUALITY)
 BOUNCER
Pros
● Fun dialogue
● Mysterious but goofy
● The fit
Cons
● Not in enough of the game
● Keeps you at an arms length
● Not romanceable
HENCHMAN
Pros
● Dedicated to his job
● Will abandon his job if offered favourite
food (this does not erase his dedication)
Cons
● Not in enough of the game (sigh)
● Serves the witch who gives me some bad
vibes, ngl
 GUS
Pros
● Always ready to have a chat
● Will help town members even when he’s
struggling
● Happy, friendly, caring
Cons
● Serves Pam and Shane despite them being
alcoholics (though perhaps he just wants to
keep an eye on them)
● Mysterious (derogatory)
HALEY
Pros
● Beautiful, passionate, knows what she likes
and isn’t afraid to be upfront about it
● Despite her initial behaviour she is a warm
and playful person, deeply misunderstood
● Loves her sister and spends a lot of time
alone when she is at work
Cons
● Not good with people she doesn’t know
● Struggles to understand others
● Can be materialistic
 PENNY
Pros
● Loves kids and wants to be a good
educator
● Shy, but honest
● Kind, always looking to lend a helping
hand
Cons
● Doesn’t often put herself first
● Soft-spoken and difficult to get to know
LEAH
Pros
● Artistic and curious
● Loves nature and spends most of her time
in it
● Mostly self-sustained, forages a lot
● Wants to introduce more art to the Valley
Cons
● A bit self-interested
● Emotional with a bit of a temper but
usually only when provoked
● Friends with Elliott
 ROBIN
Pros
● Friendly and Funny
● Passionate about her hobby
● Red hair
● Just good vibes generally and will build
you shit for days straight (not even
breaking for sleep)
Cons
● Sometimes neglects her family
● Enjoys a hard sell to the farmer and can be
a bit annoying
SAM
Pros
● Super caring, open to others, enjoys life
● Loves his little brother and family, is
considerate of his mother’s household
troubles
● Balances his social life, his passions, and
his work perfectly
Cons
● Works at JoJo Mart
● Father works for the military
● Hair
B TIER (SILVER
QUALITY)
 GOVERNOR
Pros
● Round
● Likes soup
● Blushies
Cons
● Only there to judge you and the villagers
● Clearly corrupt
DWARF
Pros
● That design
● Short
● Little ears
● Doesn’t speak common
Cons
● Hates Krobus
● Charges a lot (but sells bombs)
● Recluse but in a bad way
 WIZARD
Pros
● Cool fuckn hat
● Magic???? Yes
● Helps you out with the junimos and
expands your knowledge
Cons
● Cheated with Caroline
● Shifty, perhaps even UNTRUSTWORTHY
● Used to be married to the witch
● Abigail’s dad
LINUS
Pros
● Lives a quiet life, against waste
● Likes fishing, will share recipes with you
● Peaceful and happy with things
Cons
● A bit cowardly
● Feels like he sometimes thinks he’s better
than other people because of how he lives
 EMILY
Pros
● Fun and chill but still responsible
● Loves animals and will do anything to help
them out
● Takes drugs and will share
Cons
● Crystal girl???
● Oblivious (specifically with Clint like girl
put him OUT of his misery)
JODY
Pros
● Works hard for her family
● Invites you over for a nice dinner and will
cook for you
● Generally just a nice mum
Cons
● Hates her life and will subtly slip it into
conversation
● Married a Military man
C TIER
(NORMAL
QUALITY)
 MARLON
Pros
● Pretty cool adventurer dude
● Sells some good shit and will give you
rewards for killing things
Cons
● Kind of bland
● Only opens his shop at 2pm
● Gives you a shit sword to start with (is he
hoping you’ll die??)
GUNTHER
Pros
● Works at a library
● Wants to preserve history and will give you
stuff
● Gives you a key that will lead you to
Krobus
Cons
● British museum vibes???
● That goatee and moustache combo
● Why does he keep losing all those damn
books?
 MARU
Pros
● Smart and honest
● Loves her dad and works on her passions a
lot
● Spends time with Penny
Cons
● Comes across as selfish sometimes
● Often feels she doesn’t think you are smart
as you just work on a farm
VINCENT
Pros
● Loves his family, is respectful of his
mother and enjoys spending time with his
brother
● Generally harmless
Cons
● Can be a bit annoying
● Not much to him
 PAM
Pros
● Enjoys her job as a bus driver
● Genuinely cares for her friends
Cons
● An unapologetic alcoholic
● Has a temper that often comes out on her
daughter
● Ashamed of her life
ELLIOTT
Pros
● Name is spelt correctly
● Can drive(?) a boat
● Hair
Cons
● Stuck up
● Will push his feelings (and face) on you
● Either happily writing or wallowing in
self-pity (too close to reality thanks)
 SHANE
Pros
● Loves his goddaughter
● Will, admittedly, clean up his act for the
farmer
● Loves those chickens
Cons
● An alcoholic and a sad, mean drunk
● Rude to newcomers, unwilling to change
without interference from others
● Just kind of mean and honestly? Basic.
D TIER (CLAY
QUALITY)
JAS
Pros
● Probably a sad backstory
● Has that jump rope animation
Cons
● Annoying
● Thinks she’s cute but ISN’T
● Difficult loved gifts
● Can’t read the fucking room
 SANDY
Pros
● Sells you stuff
● The hair
Cons
● Honestly she just thinks she’s the shit
● Friends with Emily but I don’t think its
good for them the vibes are off
● Uninterested in the gambling going on in
her building? Like babe there’s a casino
next door and a bodyguard in your SHOP
KENT
Pros
● Comes and introduces himself when he
gets back to town
Cons
● Military man (Bonus PTSD)
● Bland as fuck
● Left his family to fight some bullshit war
where they thought he would DIE
● Clearly doesn’t know his kids
 DEMETRIUS
Pros
● Helps you out with that cage
● Pretty decent husband
● Thinks the farm stuff is interesting
Cons
● Absolutely 0% care for Sebastian
● Puts all his time into Maru
● Obsessive about his work
CLINT
Pros
● A blacksmith
● Prices are alright
● Mostly harmless, kinda feel bad for him
Cons
● A bit of an incel
● Will not give up on Emily or confess, just
hangs around her and watches
● Wet blanket
 HARVEY
Pros
● Fun 10 heart event
● Pretty decent doctor
Cons
● Christ that moustache
● Still clinging to the past, though I can
understand why
● Charges everyone ridiculous amounts
● Never in his fucking clinic
SEBASTIAN
Pros
● Loves frogs
● Plays dnd
● Good work ethic
Cons
● Dramatic in a bad way
● *flicks hair* “One day I’m gettin’ out of
here, baby.”
● Straight Vibes despite everything pointing
to bi
 ALEX
Pros
● Very romantic
● Will treat you right if you stick around
● Tragic backstory
Cons
● A bit sexist
● Stupid (but sad about it)
● Jock
F TIER (TRASH
QUALITY)
MORRIS

Pros
● Those fuckn glasses mate who dealt you
those
Cons
● Corporate BITCH
● Can’t fight for shit
● Bow tie too big
● Capitalism
 GIL
Pros
● Old man
● Will give you stuff for killing things
Cons
● Honestly rude
● Nothing going on there
● Bland, boring, no pizzazz
MR QI
Pros
● Cool ass outfit
Cons
● He’s… blue?
● Mysterious but in a “ugh get over
yourself” way
● Clearly a loan shark
● Owns… many things
● Likes riddles and challenges but doesn’t
give you mutch in return
 CAROLINE
Pros
● Will give you green tea leaves
Cons
● Cheated on her husband
● Won’t understand her daughter
● A liar who won’t fess up on who the real
dad is
● Boring
● Something wrong there
ABIGAIL
Pros
● Cool style
● Wants to be a dnd character
Cons
● Reckless and self-centred
● Will fucking eat rocks
● Her family sucks
● Bad at video games
● Kind of a bad friend
 PIERRE
Pros
● Honestly there’s nothing
● Maybe his prices are cheaper than Joja
Mart?
Cons
● Sneaky rat piece of shit
● Will pretend your veggies are his?
● Takes credit for everything
● Relishes in selling everything at stupid
prices
● Just an asshole
MARNIE
Pros
● Has cute animals she cares about a lot
● Works out with the girls on Tuesdays
Cons
● Not open on Mondays
● Sleeping with LITERAL TRASH
● Doesn’t seem to do much with Jas and
watches Shane destroy himself
 LEWIS
Pros
● Likes blueberries but he’s not getTING
ANY
Cons
● Corrupt leadership
● Making deals with the governor
● Sleeping with Marnie but making her hide
it for no real reason but because he’s a
fuckhead
● Clearly rude to grandpa
● A snake in disguise
 RANKINGS OVERVIEW
Who goes where? How will we be ranking? Am I right? Yes.

S Tier – Iridium Quality Krobus, Willy, Grandpa, Evelyn, George

A Tier – Gold Quality Bouncer, Henchman, Gus, Haley, Penny, Leah, Robin, Sam

B Tier – Silver Quality Governor, Dwarf, Wizard, Linus, Emily, Jody

C Tier – Normal Quality Marlon, Gunther, Maru, Vincent, Pam, Elliott, Shane

D Tier – Clay Quality Jas, Sandy, Kent, Demetrius, Clint, Harvey, Sebastian, Alex

F Tier – Trash Quality Morris, Gil, Mr Qi, Caroline, Abigail, Pierre, Marnie, Lewis
 THANKS
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