PLUG 1

Proverbs

Underline the adjectives and mention their degree of comparison: 1. One today is better than ten tomorrows. 2. He laughs best who laughs last. 3. The devil is not so black as he is painted. 4. Still waters are deep. 5. A great fortune is a great slavery. 6. Never too old to learn. 7. A wise man changes his mind, a fool never. 8. When angry, count a hundred. 9. Hell is paved with good intentions. 10. The days follow each other but are not alike.

PLUG 2
Jokes or gags for everyone
1. Son: ,,Tell me, father, is a bottle of ink very expensive? Father: ,,No. Son: ,,Then why is my mother so angry because I have split the bottle on the dining-room carpet? 2. Teacher: ,,Which do you love best, daddy or mummy? Pupil: ,,Let me tell you better next week, after my birthday. 3. Teacher: ,,Tommy, can you tell me what a hypocrite is? Pupil: ,,I think its a boy who comes to school with a smile on his face. 4. Teacher: ,,What is the longest word in the English language? Pupil: ,,It is the word smiles, because is a mile (1609 m) between the first letter and the last. 5. Mother: ,,Who is the laziest fellow in your form? Who never does his homework? Pupil: ,,It is the teacher. 6. Man (to his lawyer): ,,What is the extreme penalty for bigamy? Lawyer: ,,Two mothers-in-law. 7. Student: ,,I dont think I deserve a zero. Teacher: ,,Neither do I, but is the lowest mark I am allowed to give.