What do you call a 5 year old onion?

o-nyeon Korean meaning = 5 years What do you call a motorcycle that you can't ride? Mot-tah-sa-i-k'eul Korean meaning = can't-ride-bike What did the bus driver say to the egg? Kye-ran Korean meaning = egg Sounds like "get on" What do you call a big tissue? Hyu-chi Korean meaning = tissue Sounds like Konglish pronunciation of "huge" What is a vampire's favorite drink? K'o-p'i Korean meaning = coffee or nose bleed Which country has 4 arms? Ne-pal Korean meaning = 4 arms What food do you get when you mix a cow, a bird and a mouse? So-sae-chwi Korean meaning = cow-bird-mouse Sounds like sausage (aka. mystery meat) What do you call a cute guy with no ears? kwi-op-da Korean meaning = Cute or no ears What did the bread say when it hit the wall? ppang Korean meaning = bread Sounds like "bang" What is a grandfather's favorite type of money? Hal-mo-ni Korean meaning = grandmother ? (da-si?) Again? (mul) Water Sounds like "moo"

What's a robots favorite food? (Bi-bim-bab) A kind of traditional Korean dish Sounds like robot sounds , (ha-ji-ma, sir-heo) Don't, I hate it Where do Australians keep their money? (ho-ju-meo-ni) Pocket Sounds like [ho-ju = Australia] money What do you say to a beautiful shoe? Lookin' (gu-du) Lookin' Shoes Sound like Lookin' good~ (jin-jja chae-mi eops-eo) It seriously isn't funny How do you send your teeth through the mail? -mail (i-mail) Teeth-mail Sounds like E-mail Which country has a big nose? (mek-si-ko) Max(i)-Nose Sounds like Mexico (meo-ri a-peo) My head hurts What does devil wear when its cold? (i-bul) Meaning: Blanket Sounds like evil Where do grandpas go to find true love? E- (E-hal-meo-ni) Meaning: E-Grandma Sounds like E-harmony (the dating website) ? (jug-eul-le) Wanna die?