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Mega Collection of Cocky and Funny Comebacks

Did someone tell youYou have cute eyes? No girl stop looking at me like that. Stop trying to give me those feelings. Will you stop looking at me alreadyIts a ad idea.

You are so cute!ut your clothes are making you look like a ad girl. "y maa told me to only hang out #ith the good girls.

In case$ she sho#s a lot of interest in youSay% &ee'( Its only een ) minutes and you are already all over me.

If she compliments you. Say% *hanks( You seem like a genuine chick"ost girls compliment me +ust to get into my pants. I hope you aren,t thinking the same.

If she constantly denies your re-uests$ say this% .k missy. You roke my heart. I feel so sad no#. Ill need a re% ound chick no#. Introduce me to your cute friend there.

Whats your favorite color? She says% !lack. .h no( We #ont get along. I mean I Iike lack tooWere too similar. Imagine ho# oring life #ould e if you #ere to hook up #ith me.

If she sho#s #illingness to go outSay% .hSo you are asking me out? Wait( Ill have to take my maas permission. She doesnt let me stay out of home too late.

If she asks you personal -uestions say% Slo# do#n missy Were going too fast. I am not ready for a relationship yet.

If she is reluctant to give you her phone num er$ say% /ey dont #orry( I #ont call you more than 00 times per day.

Do girls love compliments? She says% Yes( Well you are cute. Do you kno# guys love compliments too? No# tell me I am cute too.

If she is usy #ith something say% 1ay attention here missy. I am more fun than #hatever you are doing.

2re you single? No #aitWrong -uestion. 2re you rich? She asks #hy? Say% I am looking for a sugar mama #ho can take me around$ uy me stuff and help me pick up chicks. Interested?

You look like you are too much of a nice girlI dont think you can handle me.

Walk in front of a girl3ook ack and say. Will you please stop follo#ing me around? You are scaring me.

If she is acting rudeSay% You seem like a player2ll you #ant to do is play games. You are too much #ork. !ye !ye.

If she touches$ youStare at her and say*his stuff isnt free. 45 ucks every time you touch it.

You kno# I #ant to marry you? She says% Ya right( No reallyI #ant to marry you. We could do it today. !ut then Ill divorce you in a month and take half your money.

Wo#( I can see you #ork a lot on looking good. You are pretty!ut I guess your personality needs some #ork too. When #ill you start #orking there?

If she says something strange or rudeSay% *hats a ad pick up line missy. You arent that good #ith guys are you?

If a girl says% I dont do one%night stands. Say% We have +ust met and you are already fantasi'ing a out se6.

If a girl is coming up #ith too many o +ections. Say% .k( 3ets cut the chase. Instead of playing these games #hy dont you e direct and ask me out already?

If she says% Sorry( I have a oyfriend. Say% *hats great. /e can uy us drinks.

If she says% I dont like you. Say% You are scre#ing up your chances #ith me missy. If she asks you #here you live. Say% If I give you my address do you promise you #ont stalk me?

If she is acting angry say% You look so cute #hen you are angry.

If she says% 2re you trying to hit on me? Say% No I am trying to figure out #hether you are #orth it or not. If you pass*hey may e Ill hit on you.

If she says% 2re you a player? Say% .h thats a compliment. So you really like me don,t you?

*ake a picture of her and yourself #ith your phone*hen looking at it say% SeeYou look much etter #ith me.

If she is looking at you say% What are you staring at? Stop looking at me like thatI al#ays get shy #hen #omen look at me like I am some piece of meat.

3ook at her clothes2nd say% Wo# you are dressed very nice. Your mommy dressed you nice today.

*hose are pretty high heels. So ho# short are you? Dont #orry you are still cute for a short girl.

If she umps into you say% .uch( You hurt meShe #ould most pro a ly touch you a it and say sorry. &ee'Stop touching me. We dont kno# each other that #ell yetWe shouldnt e doing this.

7an you cook? .h you cant. Well then #e cant e a coupleSorry I have to reak up #ith you. I #ant my 7Ds ack.

Do you like compliments? She says% Yeh( Well you are hot. No# that #ould e 45 ucks. She says% What for? Say%

Well I dont give compliments for free.kay Ill make you a deal. !uy me a drink.

I dont think #e should get to kno# each otherWhat if you are like one of those player type girls +ust looking for some fun? I dont #ant to e trapped. Sorry missy.

If she sho#s ama'ement after hearing ho# old you are say% I kno#I kno#. I am too young for you. Dont #orry You have a right future. I like older #omen.

If she is ignoring you or playing too hard to get say% So you already #ant me to chase you? Slo# do#n there3ets keep the games for later on.

I like girls #ho challenge meYou are so predicta le. &uess #hat? You are going to smile no#8She Smiles9. See I told youYou are too easy to figure out.

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You have a pretty faceI,ve heard most pretty girls use their looks to cover up #hat they lack in personality. Is this true?

You kno# #hatYou are cute. I think you are cool enough to call me. /ere take my num er.

If she is hesitating to go out say% Dont #orryIt #ont e long. If I reali'e you are one of those #eird girlsIll make an e6cuse that I need to go to the athroom and leave.

If she says% You do this to every girl dont you? Say% Well you arent in that list yet. You are still in the -ualifying stage.

If a girl asks you% /o# many girls have you slept #ith? Say% *hats so em arrassing.h my god( /o# could you even ask me a -uestion like that.

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If she seems tough say% .h #o#( You seem like a tough girlYou kno# #hat? You can e my ig sister and save me from all those girls #ho try to hit on me +ust to get into my pants. When a conversation is going #ell on a date say% .k missy( Dont get any ideas here*his doesnt mean Ill go ack to your house after this.

If she says something smart say% &ood girl( I finally found a girl #hos as cool as me.

2t the end of a date say% I kno# you had a lot of fun *his must have een one of the est days of your life. I hope you dont stalk me after this point.

If she asks you to come to her house say% What? You are already inviting me to your house? You have evil plans dont you? Nope missy I am not that easy. 2t least take me to dinner first.

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If she is treating you e6tra nice% .k( 3ook girl I am not that easy( *his special treatment doesnt mean you can drag me ack home.

If she says something rude say% Wo#( /o# can you e so cute and annoying at the same time?

You are very smart for a pretty girl...Were you a dork at school or something?

If she is talking to much...Say% !eep( Where is the off utton...You talk too much.

Stare at her skirt and say...*his skirt is very popular around here isn,t it? You are the 00th girl I am seeing #earing it. Is it on special sale some place?

You are so cute...You remind me of my little sister.

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If she s#ears at you say% I kno# you are hiding the cute side some#here...You +ust don,t sho# it.

If she does something #eird around you say% You remind me of my #eird e6 #hen you do that.

You have cute eyes...No #ait( 2ctually the left one is cuter than the right one.

If she hits you y accident say% .uch( Where are you running...You can,t run over me like that and leave me #ounded. I hope you have a good la#yer ecause I am suing you for a hit and run case.

If she says something you don,t approve of say% &osh( You remind me of my grandma #hen you talk like that.

If she has a nasty attitude say% &osh( Your pretty face really doesn,t match up to that nasty attitude. I guess you had a ad childhood.

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If she does something you don,t like say% .h( Don,t tell me you are one of those girls...

If she says% I am not going to have se6 #ith you...Say% I don,t have se6 #ith +ust any girl. She has to -ualify first.