Hum miti ke aasiyane banate gaye Bana - bana kar unhe mitate gaye Hume koi na apna bana

saka, Hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye.......... Hotho pe dil ke tarane nahi aate, Sahil pe samundar ke fasane nahi aate, Neend main bhi khul uthte hai palkein, Aankhon ko khwab chupane nahi aate Is raat ki.. tanhaiiyon ke, Sab rang badal gaye hain.... haand nikla hai waise hi, Andhere badal gaye hain.... !inke bharose thi khusiyaan, "o baadal thehar gaye hain.... #an$ile to ab bhi wo hi hai, %uchh raaste badal gaye hain.... !inpe kiya tha bharosa hamne, "o dost bichhad gaye hain.... &ekhe the kabhi 'o hamne, "o khwaab badal gaye hain.... !o bane the kabhi humsafar, Aa' wo hi mukar gaye hain.... Is tute hue dil ke saare, 'a$baat badal gaye hain....

(ile kaga$ hi tarah hai $indagi apni, %oi 'alata bhi nahi aur bahat bhi nahi, Is kadar akele hai raahon mein dil ki, %oi satata bhi nahi aur manata bhi nahi

Love Quotes & shayaris Jo vyakti dariya mein apni jahaaz chodne ko darta hai ke kahin toofan na bahade usko, use yeh bhi samajhna chahiye ke toofan zameen par bhi aa sakti hai.

Follow your own heart, Not others. Love and Perfume cannot be hidden. Le coeur a ses raisons Que la raison ne connait point. The heart has its reasons, Whereof reason knows nothin . !eauty is not in the face" !eauty is a li ht in the heart. Love is somethin eternal.... The aspect may chan e, !ut not the essence. Where we live is home, #ome that our feet may leave, !ut not our hearts. SOME FUNNY SHAYARI'S Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja-kar ek!a "!o sar ar paaya# $uniya Se %o $arre& Usse 'aayar 'e!"a Hain& $uniya %isse $arre& Usse S!aayar 'e!"e Hain& (i)i Se %o $arre& Usse S!o!ar 'e!"e Hain# Hu* aa! +!i +!ar"e !ai "o !o ja"e !ai +a naa*& ,!o -a"l +!i kar"e !ai "o .!ar.!a na!in !o"i# /uj!ko ek!en0e "o si"are +!i 1ia *aan0en 0e& Pyaase "eri zulfon se 0!a"aa *aan0e 0e& Apne *aa"!e se yun aan.!al ko na sarkaa ena& 2arna +u !e +!i ja)aani ki ua *aan0e 0e# (e)afa sana* se "o .i0are""e a.!i !ai& (e)afa sana* se "o .i0are""e a.!i !ai& $il jala"i !ai& par !o"o se "o la0"i !ai Aaj aas*aan *ein "aare aise .!a*ak ra!e !ain Aaj aas*aan *ein "aare aise .!a*ak ra!e !ain##### jaise kal .!a*ak ra!e "!ey 333 Maine "u*!are yaa on *ein ro ro ke "u+ +!ar iya Ma0ar "u* i"ney +e-)afa nikle ki na!ake .!al iye

'a+!i ka+!i *ere il *ein k!ayal aa"a !ai ka+!i ka+!i *ere il *ein k!ayal aa"a !ai ### ke kyon ka+!i ka+!i *ere il *ein k!ayal aa"a !ai44 $!ar"i so ra!i !ai& Aas*an so ra!a !ai $!ar"i so ra!i !ai&Aas*an so ra!a !ai Nonsense3 ye! sa+ kya !o ra!a !ai4 Ladki boli$ %handni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, %handni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, &ohabbat ek se hoti hai, ha'aaron se nahi. 5a ka +ola 6 7!an ni a0ar .!aan se !o0i "o si"aron ka kya !o0a& 7!an ni a0ar .!aan se !o0i "o si"aron ka kya !o0a& Mo!a++a" a0ar ek se !o0i "o !azaron ka kya !o0a# A..!a !ua ke "u* +e)afa nikle Saale )afa aar "o ku""!e !o"e !ain jise il iya )o! illi .!ali 0ayi jise pyar kiya )o! i"aly .!ali 0ayi il ne ka!a k!u kus!i8su.i e9 kar le 1ali* +ijali ko !aa"! la0aya "o +ijali .!ali 0ayi !u*ne pyaar kiya +a e jos! ke saa"! !u*ne pyaar kiya +a e jor ke saa"! par a+ pyaar karan0e +a i so.! ke saa"! kyoki kal un!e ek!a kisi aur ke saa"! (ome serious shayari &eri be'ubaan aankhon se, ire hain chand katre wo sama)h sakhe to aansu, na sama)h sakhe to paani* ke marne ke baad bhi ankhe khuli reh ayee )o yaar ki, aadat si )o pad ai thi unhe hamare inta'ar ki. #umne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na +aane ,ahan se seekh li unhone -eh .da /idd pe utar )aane ki. #ui hum se ye nadani, ,ay teri mehfil mein aa baithe, #o kay 'ameen ki khakh, .asman se dil la a baithe.

+o (aa' (e Nikli #ai, Woh (ada (ab Ne (uni #ai, +o (aa' Pe 0u'ri #ai, Woh ,is 1il ,o ,habar #ai. (atchaye %hup Nahi (akti, !anawti 2sulon (e, ,hushbu .a Nahi (akti, ,a a' ,e Phoolon (e. &aana ke aapke na'ron main kuch nahin hain hum, &a ar unse )aakar poochiye .. )inhe haasil nahin hain hum. ,oun kahata hai ki Ta)mahal banane ko daulat nahi milti3 .rree daulat to bahut milti hai, parr koi &umta) nahi &ilti* Toot +aate #ain (abhi 4ishte &a ar 1il (e 1il ,a 4aabta .pni +a ah 1il ,o #ai Tu)h (e Na &ilne ,a -a5een Tu)h (e &ilne ,i 1ua .pni +a ah 1il La ane (e Pehle 6ski (a'aa +aan Lo -aaron, !hari &ehfil &ein -e 1il Tod 1iya +ata #ai, 1ard !an +aati #ai Phir -aad 2s #assena ,i, +iski %hahat &ein -e 1il 1eewana #ota #ai. 7k Naam ,ya Likha Tera (aahil ,i 4ait Par, Phir 2mar !har #awa (e &eri 1ushmani 4ahi.
Aise likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhuta lage, Aise rang ka bhi kya fayda jo fika lage, Shayri woh hai jo dil se nikle, aur jise sunke, Her dil mein thoda sa to dard jage.... zaalim tha voh aur zulm kii aadat bhi bahut thii majaboor the hum un se muhabbat bhi bahut thii wo mere dil ko kuchal ke chala gaya anjane me muzko wo shayar bana gaya baat karne mein jo mushkil ho tumhe mehfil mein mai samajh jaoonga nazron se bataana mujh ko vada utnaa hi karo jitana nibha sakte ho Khwaab pura jo na ho woh na dikhana mujh ko apne rishte ki nazaakat ka bharam rakh lena main to aashi hoon dewaana na bana mujh ko....

ai mere humnashii! chal kahii! aur chal is chaman mei! ab apna guzaara nahii! baat hoti gulo! tak to seh lete hum ab to kaa!to! pe bhi ha hamara nahii! humko mita sake ye zamane mein dam nahi hamse zamana khud hai zamane se hum nahi Samney hai jo use log bura kehte hain, "isko dekha hi nahi usko khuda kehtey hain # chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar door hai kinaraa in maajoon se pooch lena kya haal hai hamara ab hawaein kareingi roshiniyon ka faisla jis diye main jaan hogi woh diya reh jayega $uzare Huve Kal Ki %aad aati hai, kuch lamhon se aankhen bhar aati hain, woh subah rangeen shaam nirali doob jati hain, jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai. a kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main ek toot bhi jaata ish mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein. &echara Kuch 's Ada Sey (ukh Hi &adal $aya )k Shaks Sarey Shehar Ko *eeran Kar $aya

+ujhe dekhe bina humne, humdard banaya hai Haan yaadon ne teri hi, hume jeena sikhaya hai ,ere humraaz, tu humsafar na bane, na sahi -ar toone hi humko yeh pyar sikhaya hai +umne apne zulfo! ko is tarah bikhera hai ek taraf ujaala hai, ek taraf andhera hai +um rooh mein shamil ho, (agon mein rawa ho ,agar mere hathon ki lakeeron mein kahan ho# Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai &ada ,ushkil hota hai tab "awab denA "ab koi KhamosH rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai

Ash ankhon se nikle ,+o dil jalte hein aise kayamat hai, ki barsaat mein ghar jalte hein ### "o yeh boondein hain in aankhon mein meri mohabbat ki %ahi tho tohfe mein miley hain hum ko tum sey bawafa ho kar .n raasto! ne, jin pe kabhi tum thay mere saath ,ujhse baar baar puchha, tera hamsafar kaha! hai.... Aap (ootha na kar/ yun humse ,ere dil ke 0hadkan bhad jaati hai 0il tho aap ke !aam kar hi chuke hain "aa bus baaki hai woh bhi nikal jaati hai Achhi soorat ko savarne ki zaroorat kya hai1 Sadagi bhi to ayamat ki ada hoti hai# safar mein dhoop to hogi jo chal sako to chal/ sabhi hain bheed mein tum bhi nikal sako to chal/ yehi hai zindagi kuch Khwaab chand ummidei! inhee khilonon se tum bhi bahel sako to chal/ %AHA! K'S' K/ K/' (AS+A !AH' 0)+A ,."H) $'(A K) A$A( +., SA,&HA2 SAK/ +/ 3HA2/

0ukh sab ke mushtarik they magar hosley juda koi bikhar gaya tho koi muskara diya. 3haand nikla tha magar woh raat na4thi pehli si yeh mulaa aat, mulaa aat na thi pehli si ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se5 yeh alag baat ke woh baat na thi pehli si Socha bhi na tha, aise lamhon ka saamna hoga, ,anzil toh samne hogi, par (aasta na hoga.

cha!d saa!se! hai! , udaa le jaayegi iss se ziyaada maut kyaa le jaayegi...1 6indagi yun hui basar tanha Kaafila saath aur safar tanha Kabhi jab mila jayega rasta4e4manzil dil mein kambakht wo junoon na hoga jab tujhko bhi apni kasme waade yaad nahin tho hum bhi apne khwab teri aankho mein rakhkar bhool gaye. "anee kya likha hai us (ub ne apne kismat par (oz haathon ko dekhkar unhe -adne ki Koshish karta hoon## (ok ke mere janaze ko woh kuch is andaz se bole, Humne tho galie kahi thi, aap to duniya chod chale. "eene ke armaan mar gaye, par jeeta rahuunga5 "itna marzi zehr woh pee laati rahe5 peeta rahuunga.. kyon zindagi ki raah mein akele chalta hai e dost chal wahan chal jahan tere jaise aur bhi hai... Kisike intezaar me khud ko rulaaye baithe hai! 7oh aayenge zaroor dil ko samjhaye baithe hai!... KH.0A .!H) SA2A,A+ (AKH) "/ !A8(A+ H.,S) KA(+) HA' -%A( !AH' !A8(A+ H' SAH' K.3H +/ H., S) KA(+) HA' %aad karo tho dil ke paas hain hu,, bhul jaao to faasle bahut hain, sana,.... Aap gairon ki baat karte ho Humne apnoko Azmaya hai 2og katonse bachke chalte hai! Humne -hoolon se zakham khaye hai!..

%ahi andaaz to bas unke sitam dhaate hain !a wo rukte hain, na aane ki kasam khaate hain ye zaruurii nahii har shakhs masiihaa hii ho pyaar ke zakhm amaanat hain dikhaayaa na karo

Taqdeer banane wale tune kami na ki . Taqdeer banane wale tune kami na ki . ab kisko kya mila yeh mukkadar ki baat hai.. Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, Shaayar hue hum... Na jaane ashk se, aankhon mein kyun hain aaye huve... gujar gaya hai ek Zamaana, tujhko bhulaye huve log kehte hein , wah kaise shabnam chhai hai, unhe kya maloom, chand ne ro ro ke raat bitai hai Pehle to khushi mein bhi nikal aate the aansoO, ab to ranj bhi ho to rona nahin aatA Log kehte hain ki hamein aadat hai muskurane ki, Vo kya jane, Ye bhi ek ada hai gham chupane ki

aapne-aapne andaaz hote haiN, jaagti ankhon mein bhi khwaab hote haiN, zaroori nahin gum mein ansoo nikle, muskurati aankhon min bhi sailab hote haiN. woh aayeN ghar meiN hamAre, Khuda ki qudrat hai kabhi hum unko, kabhi apne ghar ko dekhte hain TERE MILNE KI AAS NA HOTI ZINDAGI YU UDAAS NA HOTI MIL JAATI JO EK TASVEER TERI MUJKO TERI TALAASH NA HOTI Nazar jhukaoge to puchhenge Haale dil tumse Nazar uthaoge to khali salaaM kar denge YuN tho Kisika Peecha NahiN karte Darde Dil diya aur liyA nahin Karte Ittefaq Ki baat hai ye HaMari Dosti VarnA Itna Kimti SMS kisiko KiyA nahiN karte dil agar dil na hota, kanch ka tukda hota todne waale ke hathon me.. jakhm to aaya hota KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE

Magar AisA na Ho Ke Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE Koi Sunata Hai Kise Wafaon Ke,Koi Dalelen Bewafai Ki, Hum Chup Kya Rahe, Logon Ne Hamein Khush Samjha.. Chaand sitaroN kaa noor thujh par barseN Iss jahaaN kii itnii khushii tujhe mileN Ke ek gham keliye bhii tu tarrseN........ Kuch log dur hoke bhi paas rehte hai, ye hum nahi kuch beete huye pal kehte hai...... Khudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti to khwab mein un.se mulaqaat na hoti..... Woh wada to kar gaye the aayenge khwab mein Mare khushi ke neend na aaye to kya karen Fanoos ban ke jis ki hifazat khuda kare, woh shamma kya bujhe jis ki hifazat hawa kare.. Aahista-aahista barhne lagi hai Wo jawaani ki dehleez par

NigaheiN padne lagi hai jamaane ki Meri hi kisi anmol cheej par. nazren jhuki hai chehra chupaye baithe hain aree ye wohi hai jo hamara dil churaye baithe hain. Is Baar Dil Ka Sauda Hamein Asardaar Chahiye, Kirayedaar Nahin Khariddaar Chahiye.. Mujhe Is Baat Ka Gham Nahi Ke Badal Gaya Zamana, Meri Zindagi To Sirf Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana. Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare... Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai. hosh vaalo.n ko Khabar kyaa beKhudii kyaa cheez hai ishq kiijiye phir samajhiye; zi.ndagii kyaa
Tu na Aaya teri Yaad aati ahi! Tera "#" pad pad kar main $a%a&on ki tarah #uskurati ahi.

'i& ka (akhm (uban par &aaya nahin )arte, *um apni Aankhon se Aansoo bahaya nahin )arte, (akhm )itne hi +ehre kyon na ho, *um apne *onton se #uskurahat hataya nahin )arte. $eete hain "harab hum jinhe ,hu&aane ke &iye, -o hi aa jaate hain Yaad humhe u&ane ke &iye. .a (inda%i ke &iye, .a 'osti ke &iye, -a/t rukta nahin kisi ke &iye, )adam do )adam tho sabhi 0ha&te hain, "aath 0ha&ta nahin koi (inda%i bhar ke &iye. 1mar e 'araaz maan% kar &aaye the char din, 'o aarzoo mein kat %aye, 'o intezaar mein. 'i& ki %a&iyon mein koi %am na ho, *amari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho, ,as yehi hai dua ke tum khush raho, )ya pata hum ka& ho na ho. *aadse kya kya tumhari berukhi se ho %aye, saari duniya ke &iye ham ajnabi se ho %aye 2 mast nazron se dekh &ena tha, a%ar tamanna thi aazmaane ki, hum to behosh yun hi ho jaate, kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki. 'i& mein hamesha ek shor ho raha hai, ,ina "#" di& bore ho raha hai, )ahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, #ujhse door ho raha hai. -aada to kar &eete hain, .ibhana bhoo& jaate hain,

La%aakar aa% seene mein, ,hujana bhoo& jaate hain. ehmate karam itna na baras, 3tna na baras ke 4ho aa na sakein Jab 4ho aa jaayein tho jam ke baras, 3tna jam ke baras ke 4o jaa na sakein. -oh dikhe dubara tho di& ko ek tasa&&i hui, #era nahin ma%ar #ehboob tho hai is duniya mein. 5iza par tho asar ha4aon ka hota hai, #ohabbat par tho asar adaaon ka hota hai, )oi aise hi kisika dee4ana nahin hota, )uch kasoor yaaron ka bhi hota hai. *azaaron )hushiyan kam hai ek %am ko bhu&ane ke &iye, 6k be4afa hi kaafi hai (inda%i bhar ru&ane ke &iye

zindagi ko tum khushi khushi jiyo, phulo ki tarah hamesha tum haske khilo, dost un sab ko banao jinse tum milo, per dost, hume to kam se kam mat bhulo

Teri palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi, Tere saso pe naam likh gaya koi, Chalo vaada raha tumse, Bhool jana hame, agar hum se acha tumhe mil gaya koi."

"Tu Mila

ai To !eh "hesaas

ai Mujhko..

!e Meri #mra Muhabbat $e %iye Thodi ai... &k 'ara (a, 'indagi $a Bhi a) ai *is +ar, Maine ,oh (aans Bhi Tere %iye -akh Chhodi ai..."

Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho, 'ara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho, Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna, 'ara humse nazaren milake to dekho. www.mesengg.in.o
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Shayris - Part 3

har pal tu khushyon main khilay mahkain sada din raat teray khud ko kabhi na tanha samjhna mere dowa hay sath tere ghazal son kar pareshan hogay kya kisi k dehan main tum bhi kho gay kya yeh beygangi pehlay tu na thee kaho tum bhi kisi k hogay kya karam karo k sitam karo hum gila nahin kartay khiza main phool ya)enan khila nahin kartay mila do khak main hum ko magar khiyal rahay hum jasy loog dobara mila nahin kartay is dil say tere yad bholai nahin jati yeh pyar ki dolat hay lotai nahin jati is dil say kesay tumhain bholaon main har roz tu yeh dunya basai nahin jati yeh zarori nahin par asa howa karta hay jis ko chaho wahi dhoka diya karta hay )asmain khata hay woh ehad nibhanay ki or har moor pay rastay badal liya karta hay http144www.mesengg.in.o

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Shayris - Part 2

5 khwab, 5 ekayal, 5 hakikat ho tum, /osti me padne wali har jarurat ho tum, *isko roj 5 sms karma pade are yaar ajib musibat ho tum. $abhi jazbaat to kabhi yadoon ko da.an karte hai, $abhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hai. Mohtaj to nahi hum phir bhi, "ap ke sms ka intezaar kiya karte hai. 6um me husne valo ko rulaya nahi jata, %ehro se paani hataya nahi jaata, onevale ho jaate hai khud hi apne, $isiko kehkar apna banaya nahi jaata. /osti ki dastan jab wa)t sunayaga, um ko bhi koi saks yaad aayega, 7tab bhool jayenge jindagi ke gamo ko, *ab aap ke saath gujra hua lamha yaad ayega. apnay hontoon ki tabasum salamat rekhna hum rahin ya na rahain zinda yeh chahat rekhna http144www.mesengg.in.o
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Shayris
,oh to khusbu hai , hawaon main bikhar jaiga, Masla phool ka hai , phool kidher jaiga...... um to samjhe thay ke ek zakham hai bhar jaiga $ya khaber thi ke rug9e9jaan mein utar jaiga "pne aaghaz se ajj tak zindagi teri hi yaad mein gum rahi... +hir bhi jaane kyu ye ehsaas hai *aise chahat meri kam rahi : *azbat9e9ish) nakaam na hone dengay, /il ki duniya mein kabhi shaam na hone dengay. /osti ka har ilzaam apne sar lengay,

+ar /ost, aapko kabhi badnaam na hone dengay : ;a gujarna aaj ke din kisi masjid ke paas se, $ahi log chand samajhkar apna roja na tod de, "ur hokar kha.a khuda tumse kahin, usn banana chod de. www.mesengg.in.o
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SMS Jokes!

/ost ho to meh.il ki shaan hoti hai, "ur na ho to ye bhi samsan hoti hai. (ara khel to dosti hi ka hai, ,arna aarti aur baarat ek saaman hoti hai. *ab bhi tanhai ne unko sataya hoga, Tab tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga. 6am ye nahi ke who bhul gaye humko, 6um ye hai ke ro kar bhulaya hoga. /ar dar bhatakte hai arman ki tarha ar koi milta hai anjaan ki tarha 7ss duniya se khushi ki aas kya rakhna !ahan to gham bhi dete hai ehsaan ki tarha !un to pyar karne waale tumai kam na milengay, Mil jaingay hum jaise bohot ,,, per hum na milengay. -aaste mein gire hai phool uthata hai koi koi Mohabbat karte hain sabhi , nibhata hai koi koi

chan chan kartee aayee.... chan chan kartee aayee..... main sindoor lekar khada tha.... voh rakhee lekar aayee.....

kuch baat dil kee kahe sakhun... uphaas jag ka sahe sakhun... itana mujae adhikar do... mujhko na sukh sansaar do.... main nit palun nahin vyatha... meri nirali ho katha... jika na aadhi na anth ho... veh prem paravar do... mujhko na sukh sansar do... chahat hriday main do amar... chumun tarangon kae adhar... nauka bhanvar main daalkar... chaha na phir patvar do.... mujhko na sukh sansar do... khao apple knife se... piyo limca pipe se... khao apple knife se... piyo limca pipe se... khao juta wife se...

wah wah wah...wah wah wah.... arae wah wah to boliyae????;-)))))) Enough Love here is no difficulty that enough love will not con!uer; "o disease that enough love will not heal; "o door that enough love will not open; "o gulf that enough love will not bridge; "o wall that enough love will not throw down; "o sin that enough love will not redeem.. #t makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble; $ow hopeless the outlook; $ow muddled the tangle% $ow great the mistake. & sufficient reali'ation of love will dissolve it all...#f (ou only could love enough you would be the happiest and most powerful being in the world..... kash kae do dil hotae seenae main kash kae do dil hotae seenae main agar ek tooth bhee jata ish! main to tekhleef na hoti jeenae main kaash kae khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na karen...

kaash kae khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na karen... aur agar kare to !ayamat tak juda na kare.... $umne bhi pyar kiya tha jindagi main) badi joshh ke sath $umne bhi pyar kiya tha jindagi main) badi shhor ke sath &ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath *yon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath voh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke is paar the kuch hum aage badhe) kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe) voh bhie kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe) voh bhie kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par hain) aur voh sadak ke is paar hai...

sher sunanae main aur sunanae main maja aata hai... sher sunanae main aur sunanae main maja aata hai... par jab sher samnae aa jata hai... to aagae se gila aur peechae se peela ho jaata hai???? door se dekha to andae ubal rahe thae... door se dekha to andae ubal rahe thae... saamnae aakar dekha to ganjae uchal rahae thae....;-)))))) Ladka bola % kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate) kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate) bahana gham ka hota) hum inke ghar to aate. Ladki boli% +ewkoof) (eh bolana bhi paap hoga) +ewkoof) (eh bolana bhi paap hoga) kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Ladki boli% ,handni chaand se hoti hai) sitaron se nahi) ,handni chaand se hoti hai) sitaron se nahi) -ohabbat ek se hoti hai) ha'aaron se nahi. Ladka bola % ,handni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya

hoga) ,handni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga) -ohabbat agar ek se hogi to ha'aron ka kya hoga. +ewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai) +ewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai) .il jalati hai) par hoto se to lagti hai $ave /aith) and E0pect the +est /aith begins by believing in your heart that what is right has a chance. /aith is knowing in your heart that good can overcome evil) that the sun can shine in a rainstorm. /aith is peaceful and comforting) because it comes from within where no one can invade

your private dreams. /aith is not something you can demand or command; it is a result of commitment to belief. /aith is believing in something you can1t see or hear) that only you understand and only you control. /aith is trusting in yourself enough to know that no matter how things turn out) you will make the best of them...

Before Marrige -------------takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti An Ode to All Devdas -----------------------------takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banan chahata hoon, aji, mumtaz mil gayi hai magar woh shaadi nahi karti After Marriage -------------takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti

Birdy, birdy in the sky hy you !oo !oo in my eye " didn#t sigh, i didn#t cry $hank %od, &ow#s don#t fly '

(yar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai )um wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai usko kisi aur kae saath dekh*** khuda se fariyad karnae chala**** usko kisi aur kae saath dekh*** khuda se fariyad karnae chala*** !ar khuda bhee uska chahnae vaala nikala**** +ee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu +ee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya**** jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi** jise !yar kiya woh italy chali gayi*** dil ne kaha khud kushi,suicide- kar le zalim*** bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi*** )umne bhi !yar kiya tha jindgi main,badi joshh ke sath' )umne bhi !yar kiya tha jindgi main,badi shhor ke sath' Aab hum !yar karenge badi soch ke sath ' .yon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath ' Main /nki galiyoon main gaya aur kaha, dil se dil mila lo !ar jab unke baa! ko dekha to kaha, bartan ke liyee 0shine0 kara lo Duniya 1e +o Darre, /sse .aayar .ehte )ain, Duniya +isse Darre, /sse 1haayar .ehte )ain, Biwi 1e +o Darre, /sse 1hohar .ehte )ain*

. "rz kiya hai... Main bhi tere liye T"* M" "% banaaunga.. Main bhi tere liye T"* M" "% banaaunga... 5 cup (ubah aur 5 cup (haam ko +ilaaunga..:: 2. May 6od increase your happiness daily like price o. +&T-=% and decrease your sorrows like clothes o. M"%%7$" ( &-">"T. <. +aram +ratapi, +aram Tejasvi, Maha $ripalu, "tyant /ayalu, +ujyaniye,

(arvashatiman Maharaj (hri (","; *i sokar uth gaye hai. To saare Bolo 6ood &vening... 8. ,i.e 9 7 wish 7 was a newspaper, so i?d be in ur hands all day. usband 9 7 too wish that u were a newspaper, so 7 could have a new 5 everyday. @. i to a (weet +erson A A A =$ let me 6=, 7 h?ve B C==% other too. 0. Bring ur phone close B ur cheek. ../7( #M... msg kyun nahi karteD E. "(mile you make and hello say to wanted just i that out .ind you when irritating very it .ind will you." 6ot con.usedD -ead it backward. 5F. =cean .ull o. syllabus. -iver .ull o. )uestions. " bucket level v hav studied. =nly a mug level we can write. Marks come like drops. ence njoy. /ont study. 55. &Gams r like 6Crnds 5Hek gayi to dusri aati hai BHdono samajh ke bahar hai. 3Haati hai to tension deti hai, jati hai to khushi deti hai 5B. ,hat is a $7((D 7n view o. 6eometry kiss is d shortest distance b4w B %7+(. 7n &conomics, kiss is that thing 2 which demand is always high. 53. Mundian nu sangat khraab maardi. =s ton bach jaan ta shraab maardi. +hir bach jaan ta jawani mardi. * phir ve bach jaan ta janani mardi... 52. -ead this with a mirror. biguTB / EEB 7 pniEEB nFB@E) ..Bi T EIlil BmB ::: J :J 5<. &)n 51 (tudyK/on?t Cail &)n B1 /on?t (tudyKCail "dding e)n5 L e)nB1 (tudyM/on?t (tudyKCailM/on?t Cail A MI(tudyN5M/on?tHKCailN5M/on?tH A KI(T#/!KC"7% then y waste time DD

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58. Today is 7nternational /ay o. d (mart L 6ood looking pple: (o send this msg B someone who .its. +lz dont send back B me. 7 have already received 5F,53,5<F msgs. 5@. ;ewton?s law o. -omance19 %=>& C"; ;&7T &- B& C-&"T&/ ;=- B& /&(T-=!&/, 7T C"; =;%! B& C ";6&/ C-=M =;& 67-%C-7&;/ T= ";=T &-.... 50. +ress down @ times to become sweet. A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Tusi vi naaD ai mein mar jaavan, tusi >aise hi ainey sweet ho. "ivey hi press kari jaande ho... 5E. ;o (pecial -eason 2 This Msg. *ust ,anted B (teal " (ingle "mt =ut o. !our Busy /ay L ope B Make # (mile ,en 7 say Take Care L Be appy. BF. =ne time talking with a "6&;7#(" is e)ual B d $;=,%&/6& o. reading books 2 a month. This is a Chinese proverb. (o i. u want knowledge "C"%% M&" 19/ B5. Bas kya yahin tak tha saath hamara, intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara, $ab hogi 7s kambakht mobile mein roshni, "ur kab aayega (M( tumhara BB. $ripya /hyan /e, A A A A A A A A A A A A A

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A /hyan /ene $e liye (hukriya. B3. 7 have something .or # Close ur eyes : 5..B..3.. A Cheater, # didn?t close ur eyes, so nothing 2#. B2. "re = ("MB ", Mere $itne (M( mileD Bahut sare, "ur tumne kitne BhejeD &k Bhi ;ahi: aak thu /hikkar hai. "b tak bahut (M( khaye "b 6oli kha /iC =#; B<. 7 M& M!(&%C !&( M& 7 T-#%! M"/%! /&&+%! =+&%&((%! & " %%! +#-&%! =;&(T%! ,"-M%! /&"-%! T=T"%%! ,";T&/ T= /7(T#-B B8. ,i.e and usband are like two tires o. a vehicle. 7. any one punctures vehicle cannot move .urther. (o intelligent 9 men always carry a stepney with them. B@. eights o. Criendship::: !our Best Criend -uns "way ,ith !our ,i.e "nd !ou (tart Missing !our Criend :

B0. /o pal ki bhi khushi na mile to kya, umar bhar gum ke sahare ji lenge, $ya hua jo hamari girl.riend nahi, hum "apki girl.riend ke sahare ji lenge.. BE. Cor every 6arden, # must be the -oseO .or every sweet .ace, # must be the smileO .or every kiss # must be the lipsO .or every beauti.ul girl, # must must be her brother... 3F. ""n archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her." 35. ""ny woman can .ool a man i. she wants to and i. he?s in love with her." 3B. This is your Cell+hone =perator. ,e just .ound out you?re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you 33. 7 want u B know that our .riendship means a lot B me. # cry, 7 cry. # laugh.. 7 laugh. # jump out o. d window.. 7 look down n then.. 7 laugh again.. hahaha 32. "nother mnth, another yr, another smile, another tear, another winter, a summer too but there can never b another # bcoz 6od doesn?t make the same mistake twice: 3<. Chaand me dekha to aap dikhe, badal mein dekha to aap dikhe, taaro mein dekha to aap dikhe. "re yaar thoda side me ho jaao to kuch aur bhi dikhe. 38. 6od saw me ungry he created +izza. e saw me thirsty, created coke. e saw me walkin, created benz, 6od saw me without any problem he created #: 3@. 7 %ove !ou 7 love u very much 7 %=>& !=# (= M#C 7 %=>& !=# (+&C7"%%! BC=' M&;$" 6";/ 7 ("7/ %=>& ";7M"%(. & & & ::: 30. /id u read the newspaper todayD "n #C= landed on earth. "ccording B the news aliens r looking 2 the cutest human on earth. "s a .riend don?t tell them that 7 am here H 3E. Money can buy... house but not ome... Bed not (leep... Medicine not health... M=;&!97(9/7-T! 7t only causes pains and su..erings (= (&;/ M& #- M=;&! ";/ B& "++! H 2F. no visits... no calls... no sms?s... no letters... no missed calls... 7?m worried... - u in jail againD 25. ,e?ve knwn.. &ach oth 2.. Puite a while nw, do u thk we can be more..

than C-;/(D Cos 7 %7$& # >ry much. ,ill u be my... +"-T;&B rob a B";$ :D 2B. what has 8 .eet E heads 5 leg < hands @ eyes 53 ears 3 mouths 5 .inger 0 stomach 2 brains 8 buns stop thinking u dumbo there is nothing like this. 23. Think Big... Think (mart... Think +ositive... Think Beauti.ul... Think 6reat... 7 know, that is too much .or u, so here is a shortcut ... *ust Think about M& : 22. tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge..... ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge :: 2<. e1 *aneman, is dil mein chali aao (he1 (andal nikaloon kya: e1 +agli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao... 28. Mein Tumhare %iye (ab $uch $arta..Magar Mujhe $aam Tha.. Mein Tumhare %iye /oob $e Marta...Magar Mujhe 'ukham Tha : 2@. Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya. 20. /il ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, ishk ka riwaz zamana kya jane, kitni mehnat lagti hai ladki patane mein, ye ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jane. 2E. ;ever kiss a policewoman. C says9 (T=+: ";/( #+. never kiss a lady doctor. C says9;&QT plz. "lways kiss a Teachr. C says9;=, -&+&"T 7T 5FF times. <F. /osti karo school wali se. 7sh) karo college wali se. +rogram karo o..ice wali se. /il lagao +ados wali se. "nkh lagao sali se and mar khao gharwali se. <5. +ro. said17. any boy go B d girls hostel, R5FF .ine .or .irst time,

BFF 2 Bnd time, <FF 2 3rd time. Munnabhai bola,"B=%& T= monthly paas ka kitna mamu <B. 7 worte ur name on d sand n it gt washd away. 7 worte ur name in d air n it gt blown away. 7 worte ur name on my heart n..7 gt a &"-T "TT"C$: <3. 7 would like B o..icially announce that 7 am already accepting .riendshipday gi.ts in cash, che)ues, chocolates, luv L airtime. "void rush, (end ;ow: Thank #: <2. +hone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai .ear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. 7sliye sms karo dear, without .ear n very clear. <<. =nce Tom Criuse went to court to claim that he is the most handsome, seGy guy, a.ter .ew minutes he came out angrily and shouted ",ho the hell is "(",";" <8. *ust /ropping by to (ay 7 M7(( # (ender1 +-7&T! '7;T" ME5E0B5FE0@8< =ops.:: (ender1 "7( ,"-!( -"7 ME5E0BFF<23B5 dont hope so 76 . (ender1 (awan ME5E2523BBB8B <@. 5 B 3 2 < 8 @ 0 E 5F 55 5B 53 52 5< 58 5@ 50 5E BF

>&-! 6==/: $al "9B9C9/ sikhenge... <0. Maine pucha chand se ki 9 dekha hai kahin, mere yaar sa hasin... Chand ne kaha ...#llu ke pathe..itni upar se dikhta hai kya koiDDD <E. Be.ore Marriage1M"/ .or each other, ".ter Marriage1M"/& .or each other, 7n .uture1M"/ bcoz o. each other 8F. ,oh bhi kya haseen din hua karte the, jab hum hasino se gale mila karte the. !e un dino ki bat hai jab hum "/= (""%" ke hua karte the. 85. 6eeta saar. (M( wo gyan hai jo batne se badhta hai, isliye hey prani: Tu bill ka moh tyag de aur karmNsmsH kar. Tabhi tera maanav janm sa.al hoga :: 8B. (omeone says ,hisky is -isky, ,hile someone says ,hisky bina zindagi miss ki, But 7 say -um, Beer ho ya ,hisky, ;ahi hai wo ladki se zyada -isky....Cheers. 83. 7s dil mein tarane bahut hai, zindagi jine ke bahane bahut hai. $is9kis ko (M( karoon, kambakht iss nacheez ke diwane bahut hain...:: 82. "pun ko laga ki apun ko tere ko bol dena chahiye, .ir kya hai na, k apun ka dost log bhi apun ko insist kiya k bolich dal, to bolta hai... 7 M7(( # !""-..:: 8<. < steps to a %=>&%! M=-;7;6. Close ur eyes, take a deep breath, open ur arms, .eel ur heartbeet L say "its too early, let me sleep a bit more: "6==/ M=-;7;6". 88. %i.e is chemistry /ilute ur sorrows &vaporate #r worries Cilter #r happiness L #?ll .ind crystals o. %=>& $eep smiling : 8@. *ab tumhara (M( aata hai, mera rom9rom machal jaata hai , ang9ang mein gudgudi hoti hai, yeh (M( ka kasoor nahi hai, kambakht mobile hi vibration par hota hai.. 80. ,hat happen B #- networkD 7 tried calling #, but the operator said ,elcome B the jungle, the monkey to whom #- trying to call is on the tree plz try later. 8E. (orry to disturb u but u must be a .riend o. (","; Could u pls in.orm him that his cell is with me, he le.t it at the bedside last night 9 "ishwarya -ai @F. %"7%" ko M"*;# ka sms nahi aya, %"7"%" ne 3 din khana nahi khaya. %"7%" marne vali he M"*;# k pyar me, aur M"*;# baitha hai sms .ree hone k intezar main. @5. $itnaburalagtahaijabkoibinspacediyesmsbhejdetahaiaur kitnaachalagtahaijabkoibevku.us smskoiitniakallagakarpadhtahai... @B. Machchhar ne apko kata wo uska junun tha, aapne khujli ki wo apka sukun tha, chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski rago mein bhi apka khun tha..

@3. ,hen # get this (M(, send it to 5 person # luv,5 # hate, 5 # always think o. L 5 # wish to kill. ;ow keep guessing why i send it to # : : : @2. 6ood news .or #: -ent .ree accomodation Nkhana, pena,sona rehna ... sab .reeH 99 Cor details *#(T /7"% 19 5FF @<. Tumhare naam ki gazlein chaand par likhne ko ji chahta hai par kya karu yeh zaalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai... @8. %et Me 6uess wht ur /oin.. -eading BookD ;a;a: %istning MusicD #hu: ,atchin T>D ;ah: Caught #: -eading My (M( ;"..: =h ;w #r (miling: $eep smiling. @@. $oi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko, nuclear bomb ka jamana hai, Bomb se uda do saale ko. @0. (ome5 asked me abt ur age, well i said...the way u speak9BF, the way u walk 9 50, the way u dress95E, in total u look9@B..:::bye @E. "apko miss karna -=' ki baat hai, "apko yad karna "/"T ki baat hai, "apse door rehna $7(M"T ki baat hai, +ar "apko jhelna 7MM"T ki baat hai:: 0F. 7. you need advice, teGt me... 7. you need a .riend, call me... 7. you need me, come to me... 7. you need money... ........... T & (#B(C-7B&- C";;=T B& -&"C &/: 05. andsome, (weet, 7ntelligent, (pontaneous, 6ood %ooking, ;ice Criends, Charming, Cunny, well... &nough about M&: ow about youD 0B. /il se dil laga ke to dekho meri yaadon me ansu baha ke to dekho, (M( kya C"%% bhi karunga bas ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke to dekho. 03. 7 decided to send u the cutest and sweetest gi.t o. the world, But the postman shouted at me saying, ............ ..."6&T =#T =C T & +=(T B=Q: 02. ar nazar me ek kashish hoti hai, har dil me ek chahat hoti hai, Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye T"*M" "% banana, $yunki har dil me 29< M#MT"' jo hoti hai. 0<. ar gali +hoolon se saja rakhi hai,

har darwaje pe swagat me 5 larki bitha rakhi hai, na jane kis darwaje se aaoge aap, isliye har ladki ko ek rakhi thama rakhi hai. 08. The girls need u. #r there hero, are on the hot trail .or u. They need u .or whole li.e. 6rab the golden chance. 6et the rakhi tied and celebrate -aksha Bandhan. 0@. Can v do romance in the evening todayD 7?m in good mood *ust a little bit o. kissing and biting reply me soon urs lovingly, "M=(P#7T=" 00. 7n.act... 7 want to (hare ?&>&-!T 7;6? with #. !our *=!( ur ("/;&((, ur "++! M=M&;T(. &very (ingle (&C=;/ =C T & /"!. %et?s (T"-T with !our "B";$ "CC=#;T" 0E.a sms jakar mera salam kehna, save kare to shukriya kehna, delete kare to bewa.a kehna aur na padhe to usse ek rupiya le lena. EF. My eye?s miss u My Ceel?s %ove u My and need u M! Mind Call u M! eart just 2u M! %i.e is u 7?ll die without u aisa %adkiya kehti hai mujhe....

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)ro"e ur na*e on "!e san : i" 0o" )as!e a)ay#I )ro"e ur na*e in "!e air : i" 0o" +lo)n a)ay#I )ro"e ur na*e on *y !ear" :##I 0o" a HEAR/ A//A7'3 2.I )oul like ; offi.ially announ.e "!a" I a* alrea y a..ep"in0 frien s!ip ay 0if"s in .as!& .!e-ues& .!o.ola"es& lu, : air"i*e# A,oi rus!& Sen No)3 /!ank U3 3.If I 0o" ur s*ile& I n" nee flo)ers& If I 0o" ur ,oi.e& I n" nee *usi.& If u speak ; *e I on" nee any+ y else& If U r *y frn I on" nee "!e )orl 3

4.<e',e kno)n Ea.! o"!er = >ui"e a )!ile no)& o u "!ink )e .an +e *ore "!an FRN$S4 <ill u +e *y PAR/NER ; ro+ a (AN' 34 5.I sa) so*e"!in0 in a s!ops )in o) - i" )as s"unnin0 !o"& .u"e& si*ply a ora+le# i )as suppose "o +uy i" for u# (u" "!en I realise i" )as *y refle."ion# 6./!e <orl is Roun <e'll *ee" a0ain# <!en )e *ee" I'll ask You ?Ho) are You? Hope You'll no" ask ?<!o are You'3 @#NO(O$Y like U& NO(O$Y .ares for U& NO(O$Y *isses U& NO(O$Y )an"s "o see U 0oo & NO(O$Y is Ur +es" frien & NO(O$Y is !appy )i"! U& ###$on" .ry333 My na*e is NO(O$Y# 8.I sa) U on ROA$ "o ay# U )ere lukin SO fine& Ur fa.e SO i,ine& Ur )alk SO perfe."# My HEAR/ s"ar"e sin0in0 a S)ee" Son06 <HO 5E/ /HE $OAS OU/3 9.A s"u y !as pro,e "!a" all fools use "!eir /HUM( )!ile rea in0 a SMS# No) i"s ; la"e on" "ry ; .!an0e ur fin0er3 7a".! ano"!er fool3 10.S"ars B *oon C ro*an"i. ni0!"& (ir s B sky C lo,ely ay& Fores" B ani*als C +eau"iful )orl & YOUBYOUR SMI5E C ?AYYO PAEYI? 11.HI SAHA HERE# PROMISE ME 2 R AOO$ FRN$S# I M 5I/E U R 5AMP# I M <A/ER U R /AN'# I M /AR1EN U R MON'EY# 12.$o u kno) "!a" your S*ile "akes DEEE People "o $ea"!# 4 Sa,e /!e <orl & & & & & & & & & So Plz s"ar" +rus!in0 re0ularly 13.<!en u 0e" "!s SMS& sn i" "o Dperson U lu,& D u !a"e& D u al)ays "!ink of : D u )is! "o kill# no) keep 0uessin0 )!y i sen i" "o u333 14.no ,isi"s#### no .alls#### no s*s#### no *ails#### no *is.als#### i'* )orrie ### R u in jail a0ain44

15.Fs"eps "o a 5O2E5Y MORNINA# 75ose ur eyes& "ake a eep +rea"!& open ur ar*s& fell ur !ear"+ee" : say 'I"s "oo early& le" *e sleep a +i" *ore3' AOO$ MORNINA# 16.Sar arji is )ri"in0 a le""er "o !is son# I" 0oes like "!is& ?Son& I kno) you .an'" rea fas"& so a* )ri"in0 "!is le""er ,ery slo)#? 17.My 5ife )as in arkness +efore i *e" u# +u" no) i" is +ri0!"# u kno) )!y4 #### #### 7oz u r a ?/U(E5IAH/? 18.A Sar ar )as in a !o"el an !is .ellular p!one ran0# He pi.ke i" up an sai ? Hello& !o) i you kno) I )as !ere4? 19.$ialo0 +e")een .o*pu"er !ar )are en0ineer : *ana0er& En00# 6 Sir& you .anno" use "!is prin"er ri0!" no) +e.ause I on'" !a,e ri,er for i"# Mana0er 6 O! *y ri,er is i eal si""in0 in .ar# you .an use !i*# 20.No *a""er !o) sa & no *a""er !o) +lue& i feel +e""er juz "!inkin0 of u# (u" i'* !appier ea.! "i*e i *s0 u .oz i noe i'll +e is"ur+in0 YOU333 !a!a!a!a!a 8'&9 21.I" "ook *y p!ysi.al& *en"al& an e*o"ional ener0y "o "ell "!a" !o) *u.! I lo,e !er# (u" s!e jus" sai ?no? )i"!ou" 0i,in0 a se.on "!ou0!"# 22.A 0irl p!one *e "!e o"!er ay an sai ###7o*e on o,er& "!ere is no+o y !o*e# I )en" o,er# No+o y )as !o*e# 23.Of .ourse### If you )an" so*e"!in0 "!ere is al)ays a )ay "o 0e" "!ere# Unfor"una"ely on *y )ay "!ere are roa )orks# 24.i )ro"e ur na*e in "!e san +u" i" 0o" )as!e a)ay&i )ro"e ur na*e in a sky +u" i" 0o" +lo)n a)ay& i )ro"e ur na*e in *y !ear"& i 0o" a HEAR/ A//A7'3 25.I sa) su*"!in0 in a s!op )in o) ; ay#I" )as s"unnin0 seGy .u"e +eau"iful : a ora+le#I )as suppose ; +uy i" = u "ill i realise i" )as *y o)n REF5E7/ION