The 37 Best SMS

of All Time

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Har jannat tumhe mil jaaye
Zamane ki har jannat tumhe mil jaaye,
Ye aasma ye zamin tumhari hogi,
Mujhse keh bhi na paaoge,
Usse pehle mere hisse ki har khushi tumhari hogi.

Woh ruthte rahe
Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon mein palkein bichhate rahe,
Unho ne kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum aankh jhapkane se bhi ghabrate rahe.

Na jaane kaunsi baat aakhri hogi
Na jaane kaunsi baat aakhri hogi,
Na jaane kaunsi raat aakhri hogi,
Milte julte raha karo,
Na jaane kaunsi mulakat aakhri hogi.

Roj hum nashe mein hote hai
Roj hum nashe mein hote hai,
Aur raat gujar jaati hai,
Ek din raat nashe mein hogi,
Aur hum gujar jayange,
Sayad tabhi yaad tumhe ayenge.

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Seene se lagaya hai mujhe
Ashq pochkar mere,
Hasaya hai mujhe,
Meri galti thi fir bhi,
Seene se lagaya hai mujhe,
Kaise pyaar na ho aise dost se,
Jiski dosti ne jeena sikhaya hai mujhe.

Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate,
Hoto se hum kuch kehe nahi pate,
Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate.

Aapse milne ki tarkeeb
Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
Aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai.

Jisse paya usse yun kho diya jaise
Zindgi mein humme kabhi kuch chaaha hi nahi,
Jisse chaha usse kabhi paya hi nahi,
Jisse paya usse yun kho diya jaise
Zindagi mein kabhi koi aaya hi nahi.
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Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho,
Kaal mein aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Yadoon ke haseen lamhe dil mein rahenge,
Chahe sari umaar hamari mulaqat ho na ho.

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayein ge
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayein ge
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayein ge
Paar maan jana hamare manane se
Warna ye bheegi palkein le kar kahan jayein ge.

Darne ki kya baat hai
Ek aadmi kabar par betha tha.
Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai ....?
Andaar garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya....!!!!

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
Humein aap yu hi sharabi na kahiye,
Iss dil par asaar to aap se mulakat ka hai!


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Rulakar chale gaye
Sapno ki tarah aa kar chale gaye,
Apno ko bhula kar chale gaye,
Kis baat ki saza di aap ne hamein,
Pehle hasaya phir rulakar chale gaye.

When I miss U
I've written on all bricks of wall "I miss U" &
I want one brick to fall on your head
So that U can understand how much it hurts when I miss U.

As you go to bed tonight
As you go to bed tonight,
I beg the moon to give you light,
Tell my angels to hug you tight,
And make sure you're all right,
And ask the gentle breeze
To care you and kiss good night.

How much I miss U
If U wanna know how much I miss U,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones U catch is how much U miss me,
And the other U miss is how much I miss.

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What is a kiss???
In view of...
(1) Geometry...
"Kiss is the Shortest Distance Between 2 Lips!"
(2) Economics...
"Kiss is that Thing For Which Demand is Always Higher Than Supply!"
(3) Physics...
Kiss is The Process Of Charging A Human Body!"
(4) Computer...
"Kiss Is Like a Lan, In Which 2 Bodies Are Connected Without Any Data
Cable!"

Jhooth bolne ki adaat hai
Naa hume aapse sikwa hai, na sikayat hai,
Hume to baas aap hi se chahat hai,
Koi aa kar keh de aapko mohabbat nahi hai humse,
Hum to yahi kahenge aapko jhooth bolne ki adaat hai.

Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum sms
Har insaan ki alag pehechan hoti hai
Magar hamary sms ki alag shaan hoti hai
Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum sms
Magar jis ko kartey hain uss main hamari jaan hoti hai.


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Apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi
Chand pe kali ghata aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.

Mohabbat kyun hoti hai?
Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismaat se apni sabko sikayaat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismaat,
Jise hum paah nahi sakte ussi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

Tu hi yaad aaye to kya karu?
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karu,
Tu hi bata ek tu hi yaad aaye to kya karu,
Hasrat ye hai tujhe ek nazar dekh lu,
Kismaat agar wo din na laye to kya karu.

Hum to waise bhi akele the
Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
Duniya k kehne pe hume bhula diya,
Hum to waise bhi akele the,
Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.


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Kitni jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai
Kitni jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,
Apni yadoon se dil dukhaya na karein,
Neend atti nahi aur raat guzar jati hai.

Do pal ki zindagi yu beet jayegi
Do pal ki zindagi yu beet jayegi,
Kal ke baad nayi subah aayegi,
Agar doston ki yaad satayegi,
To kasam se aapki yaad sabse pehle aayegi.

Bichadne ka gum zaroor de jate hain
Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste,
Anjane mod par kuch log dost baan jate hain,
Milne ki khushi de ya na de,
Bichadne ka gum zaroor de jate hain.

New style of proposing
New style of proposing
"I have spend many sleepless nights in Ur luv &
I don't want my son to do the same 4 Ur daughter,
So lets make them brother and sister".


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Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara
Aakash ke taro mein khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Unn taro mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt paad raha hai sms hamara.
Gud nite !

love hurts the most
Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most when the person,
You love has no idea how you feel.

Aapko pane ke baad
Kya mangu khuda se aapko pane ke baad
Kis ka karu intezar zindagi mein aapke aane ke baad.
Kyun pyaar pe jaan lutate hai loog,
Aaj malum huaa aapko pane ke baad.

Kisi ka dil nahi todna
Bin badal barsath nahi hota,
Suraj dube bina raat nahi hota,
Issi liye yaar kisika dil nahi todna,
Kyon ki dil tutne ki kabi awaz nahi hota

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Aankhe meri paad lo kabhi
Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri paad lo kabhi,
Haam khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.

Lekin kisi ke yaad mein ek dil rota hai
Raat ke andhere mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ke yaad mein ek dil rota hai,
Khuda kare ki kisi paar koi fida na ho,
Agar ho to maut se phele juda na ho.

You are sub kuch to me
U may be out of my nazar,
But U r not out of my dil.
U may be out of my reach,
But U r not out of my sooch.
I may be kuch bhi nahin 2 U,
But U're always saab kuch 2 me!

Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye
Iss kadar hamari chahat ka imtihaan maat lijiye,
Kyun ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
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Prerana ke saath Aparna aur Komolika free dega...
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede,
Apni nahi to dusre ki dede,
Bhagwan tujhe 1 ke badle 3 dega,
Anurag ki tarah Prerana ke saath Aparna aur Komolika free dega.

Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
Palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zoological park se churaya hai tumhe.














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