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Actores:

JavierArandaSantos:Pasajero1
MartaVegasGarca:Vendiendobilletes/planeassistant
MiguelngelCuberosCarmona:Pasajero2
SergioGonzlezMuriel:Ckeckin/pedidadebilletesypassportcontrolid
Ring,ring,ring,ring
J:Whosonthephone?
C:Heyman,ImMichael
J:Whatsgoingonbrotha?
C:Iwasthinkingaboutgoingabroadandpartying
J:Imin.Wheredidyouthinkwecouldgo?
C:IhavethoughgoingtoLyon.Whatdoyouthink?
J:Then,countonme.IloveFrance.Thisisgoingtobelegenwaitforitdary.Legendary.
Attheairport
M:Hello!CanIhelpyou?
J:WewouldliketobuyatickettoLYON
M:Wouldyoulikeaonewayorroundtripticket?
J:Aroundtripticketifyouresopleased
M:Whenwillyoubeleaving?
C:WewillbeleavingonMonday.
M:Whenwillyoureturning?
J:WewillbereturningonSaturday.
M:Okay,theticketscost666
C:Thatssatanicfigure!Iwontpaythem!
J:SoIlldo,ImLucifersservant.
M:IllimaginethatIhaventheardanything.Howareyougoingtopay?
C:Canwepaybycreditcard?
M:Ofcourse.
J:Hereyouare.
M:Ok,thankyouforyourpurchase,haveaniceflight!
J,C:Byebye!
Atthecheckin
S:Hello,couldIseeyourticketandyourpassport,please?
C:Ofcourse,hereyouare.
S:Wouldyoulikeawindoworanaisleseat?
C:MeAwindowseat,please.
J:AwindowOhfuck.
S:Howmanyluggagedoyouhave?
J:Wehavetwobags
S:OK,Hereareyourboardingpass.Haveaniceflight,couple.
C:Wearentacouple!!
J:Werejustfriends!
S:Ofcourse,dontgetangry,please.
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J:Wheredowemustgonext?
S:GotogateE7.Turnnextcornertotheleft,thenexttotheright,andthenexttotheleft
again.
Atpassportcontrol
S:Hello.
J:EhHello,arentyouthecheckinofficer?
S:No,Imnot.Hesmytwinbrother.CanIseeyoupassport,please?
C:Ofcourse,hereyouare.
S:Thankyou,haveaniceflight.
J:Thankyou.
Ontheplane
M:GoodMorning.Lords.Passengers,crewandCommanderFriedrich,onbehalfofthe
airline,wewelcomeyouaboardthisAirbusMH35boundforLyon.Weflyatanaltitudeof
25,000feet,withaspeedof260milesperhourandwilllastapproximately2hoursfromthe
timeoftakeoff.Pleasemakeuseofseatbelts,putbackinhisseatuprightandfoldedtheir
tables.Pleaserememberthatsmokingisprohibitedinallflightsofthisairline.Keepyour
mobileoff,please.Thankyou.
S:Whatshappeninghere?
C:Myfriendhascomeintothetoiletandhehasntgoneoutyetfromthere.
S:Excuseme,areyouokay?
J:*randomnoises*.
S:Areyouokay?Saysomething.
J:OfcourseImnot.Thisdiarrheaisgoingtokillme.Myheadisabouttoexplode.Idontfeel
mylegs.
S:ThoseareEbolasymptoms!!!!!!!!!(horror)wemustlandatthenextcityandtakeyoutoa
hospital!!Marta,saidtothecommanderwemaybehaveapassengerwithEbola.Wemust
landassoonaspossible.
M:Okey.Commander,wemaybehaveapassengerwithEbola,wemustlandassoonas
possible.Wehavetoactivatetheemergencyprotocolforpandemics.

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