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Ali Baba 1
Ali Baba 1
Spotlight Publications
COPYRIGHT 2011 SIMON RAYNER DAVIS
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A woodcutter
His wife
His son
Servant to Ali Baba
Ali Babas brother
His wife
An apprentice
Another apprentice
The one-eyed leader of the Thieves
)
)Four Tie
)Thieves
)
A draper
A pet salesman
A tailor
A well-off lady
Another well-off lady
)
)Five
)naughty
)children
)
SYNOPSIS OF SCENES
ACT ONE
Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3
Scene 4
Scene 5
Scene 6
Scene 7
ACT TWO
Prologue
Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3
Scene 4
Scene 5
Scene 6
Scene 7
Scene 8
MUSICAL NUMBERS
(All songs by Bjorn Ulvaeus & Benny Andersson)
ACT 1
1. Take A Chance On Me (Dancers & Chorus)
2. Waterloo (Maid Earlier & the Thieves)
2a. Waterloo (reprise) (Tetley & Typhoo)
3. Money, Money, Money (Ali, Rum & Abba Baba)
4. Fernando (Ali & Abba Baba)
5. Does Your Mother Know (Ugli, Rum & Ali)
6. I Have A Dream (Cassim & the Thieves)
7. "Chiquitita" (Ugli)
8. SOS (Ali, Rum, Abba & Morgiana)
8a. Waterloo (reprise) (Maid Earlier & the Thieves)
ACT 2
9. Mamma Mia (Children)
9a. Waterloo (reprise) (Thieves)
10. One Of Us (Rum Baba, Maid Earlier & the Thieves)
11. Dancing Queen (instrumental)
12. The Winner Takes It All (Maid Earlier)
13. "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do" (Abba Baba & Morgiana)
14. Ring, Ring (Tetley & Typhoo)
15. Honey, Honey (instrumental)
16. Thank You For The Music (whole cast)
N.B. This list of songs is only the author's recommendation. All songs are at the discretion of the Musical
Director.
Spotlight does not hold the copyright for this list. For permission to perform these or any other songs,
producers should apply to:
The Performing Right Society Ltd. 29-33 Berners Street, London W1P 4AA.
SYNOPSIS OF SCENES
ACT ONE
Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3
Scene 4
Scene 5
Scene 6
Scene 7
ACT TWO
Prologue
Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3
Scene 4
Scene 5
Scene 6
Scene 7
Scene 8
ACT 1
Scene 1
The Old Bazaar in Old Baghdad. The scene opens with all the street sellers, traders and hawkers as well
as the citizens of Old Baghdad singing to each other. The entrance to the house of Ali Baba is set upstage
left
SONG 1:
Take A Chance On Me (Chorus)
All
After the song has ended the various traders and hawkers mingle with the customers. At the same time
Rough Ralph, a draper, moves downstage
Rough (calling out) Come, gather round my fellow Baghdadians (no reaction at all). Feast your eyes on
the finest silks from the Far East (still no reaction) Lookee, lookee, citizens of Old Baghdad (again no
reaction) Come on, you old bags!
Ugli (indignantly) What did you call us?
Rough (a shade hesitantly) Er I said come on, you old bags!
Ugli (interrupting) Do you know who I am?
Rough No, but Im sure I can get someone to tell you if you cant remember!
Ugli (enraged) My name is Mrs Ugli (pronounced yoo-glee) Baba.
Rough Can you spell that?
Ugli Its U-G-L-I.
Rough U-G-L-I? (After a short pause) Oh, you mean Ugli! (Pronouncing it ugly)
Polly If you want strange, you want him! (Indicating Reggie Mental)
Tapioca (intercepting Semolina as she steps forward) So, youre strange, are you?
Reggie No, Im not! Im mental!
Tapioca (she makes to go) Oh dear!
Reggie Reggie Mental! (He grabs Tapioca before she moves away)
Tapioca (beginning to struggle) Oh dear, oh dear!
Reggie And Im wearing my tartan vest just for you. Know why?
Tapioca No why?
Reggie Its to keep my stomach in check!
Jack Let her go, Reggie!
Reggie (letting go of her) Sorry, Jack.
Ugli (quickly moving to Jack before the other two women) So, youre Jack?
Jack Thats right. Jack the Kipper!
Tapioca (aside to Semolina) Theres something fishy about him!
Jack (to Ugli) And you are?
Semolina Shes ugly! (ugly)
Jack Well, I dont think shes that bad look.
Ugli (interrupting) Its pronounced Ugli (yoo-glee) actually!
Semolina I must say that you all look very attractive in your beards.
Polly Ah well, the reason why we all wear beards is very simple. You cannot hang a man in this country
with a beard.
Tapioca Is that so?
Reggie Thats right. Youve got to use a rope!
Maid Earlier enters on a hobby horse during the previous few lines and dismounts
Earlier (to Duane Pipe who should be close by) Oi, you!
Duane Who, me?
Earlier Im looking for a sailor with one arm.
Duane Thats not me then, Im a wholesaler! (whole sailor)
Earlier Oh, never mind! Just take that! (Handing him her horse and then spotting the thieves)
Attention, men!
Dickie (on seeing Maid Earlier) Attention, men!
The Thieves immediately stand to attention
Ugli Whats going on?
Dickie Its One-Eyed Maid Earlier!
Ugli Wheres the one you made later then? (She laughs hysterically)
Maid Earlier gestures to the thieves a secret signal and the thieves repeat the signal back
(Aside to Semolina and Tapioca) I dont know what theyre up to but I dont like
Earlier (interrupting, her remarks aimed at the thieves) Right, you lot. Gather close round me!
The Thieves gather round in a tight circle squashing Maid Earlier in the middle
(Heard but not seen) Not that close!
The Thieves move away slightly and end up in a semicircle either side of Maid Earlier facing the audience
Didnt you see my signal? (She repeats the secret signal)
Thieves Yes! (Repeating the secret signal as they answer)
Earlier And dont you know what it means?
Thieves (looking blankly to each other) Er no!
Earlier (exasperated) Its the signal for our song!
Earlier (checking they are not being overlooked or overheard by the rest of those in stage) Right guys,
what have you got for me?
Reggie Ive got a clock!
Earlier Well, where is it?
Reggie I swallowed it!
Earlier You swallowed it. And when did you do that?
Reggie First thing this morning.
Earlier So why didnt you come and see me first thing this morning?
Reggie I didnt want to alarm you!
Earlier (to Dickie) What about you, Dickie?
Dickie Well, for a change I thought Id try and steal money from one of those cash tills.
Earlier Why?
Dickie I thought the change would do me good!
Earlier (exasperated, she turns to Polly) For goodness sake! Polly, have you got anything?
Polly Not today, Boss. You see Ive been feeling a little dickey.
Dickie (with a look of surprise) Have you?
Polly Yes! Im afraid I have been feeling sick ever since I got up.
Dickie Oh, that sort of dickey!
Earlier (glaring at Dickie) Perhaps its something youve eaten.
Polly It must have been that neurotic octopus I ate last night.
Dickie Neurotic octopus?
Polly Yes. it was a just crazy mixed up squid!
Earlier I dont believe you lot! Jack, I hope you havent let me down?
Jack (pulling out a bottle) Certainly not. I have here in this bottle a very special drink.
Earlier What is it?
Jack Its a special drink called the drink of truth.
Earlier The drink of truth?
Jack Yes! One drink from this bottle and you cant help but tell the truth.
Earlier Whats in it?
Jack Well, its a cross between a muscadet and a hock.
Earlier (she takes a swig) Yuk! Thats muck!
Jack Aint that the truth!
Earlier Enough of this rubbish! Now look
Thieves Where? (Looking round in different directions)
Earlier (ignoring them) I want you lot to go back to the secret hideaway, grab all the secret stuff we have
secreted away, and take it to the secret cave in the Forest of Foreboding.
Dickie And what are you going to do?
Earlier Im going to stay here for the present.
Reggie Well, if theres going to be presents can we all stay?
Earlier (sharply) Go!
The Thieves grab and remount their horses and exit with whoops and hollers. Mustapha Tinkle moves
downstage to Maid Earlier
Mustapha Alms for a blind tailor. Alms for a blind tailor.
Duane (to Earlier) Ignore him. Hes not weally blind.
Mustapha Ah, but I used to be blind.
Duane When?
Mustapha When I was a carpenter.
Earlier What happened?
Mustapha I just picked up a hammer and saw!
Earlier (grabbing him by the collar) Do you know what I do to people like you?
Mustapha Id let go of me if I were you.
Earlier Why?
Mustapha Ive got bubonic plague.
Earlier (releasing him quickly) Dont give me that.
Mustapha Well perhaps I could give you this instead. (He hands Maid Earlier a boxed board game)
Earlier Oh (unsure of what to do or say) thanks.
Mustapha (suddenly realizing he has made a mistake) Oh no! Ive given the game away!
Duane (ignoring Mustaphas last remark) Are you feeling a little hoarse?
Mustapha No, I dont think so.
Duane Good, in that case, take that! (Handing over the hobby horse)
Mustapha Thank you-ooooooh.
The horse suddenly gallops across the stage with Mustapha in tow. They career offstage following which
there is the sound of an almighty crash
Mustapha (offstage) Dont worry. Im alright!
Duane We werent worried!
Rum Baba enters from the house
Rum What is all this din?
Duane Mustapha Tinkle!
Rum No thanks, Ive just had one!
Duane Right, well (changing the subject) can I interest you in a little pet?
Rum Well its a bit early in the morning for me!
Duane Now then, this cat (he pulls a toy cat out of the box and places it on the stage)
Rum Oh, that sort of pet!
Duane This cat is one of the most intelligent cats in the world.
Rum (intrigued) What does it do?
Duane Watch me pwetend to shoot it
Duane raises his hand and points two fingers at the cat and loudly shouts Bang!. The cat naturally
doesnt move
Rum (after a pause) But the cat didnt do anything. Hes still just sat there.
Duane Thats what I mean about him being intelligent. He knew he wasnt weally dead!
Rum What sort of cat is he?
Duane Hes a very inquisitive cat from China.
Rum China, eh?
Duane Yes, hes a Peking Tom!
Rum (shaking her head in disbelief before continuing) What else have you got in there?
Duane Well, as it happens I do have some very clever talking hamsters.
Rum (looking into the box) Whats clever about them?
Duane Well theyre very good at maths.
Rum I dont believe you!
Duane Okay, twy them.
Rum All wight, I will! (She peers into the box) What is two minus two?
After a brief pause Duane proceeds to congratulate them profusely
Rum Here, what are you doing?
Duane Im telling them how clever they are!
Rum But they said nothing.
Duane And nothing is the cowwect answer!
Rum Alright, alright, thats enough! Ill take them.
Duane What, all twelve of them?
Rum If you let them go cheap I will.
Duane But they dont go cheap, they go squeak! (He laughs at his own joke)
Rum Youll go squeak if you carry on with this nonsense! (Duane stops laughing) How much?
Duane For you fifty pounds.
Rum How much?
Duane (hastily reconsidering) But as Im feeling genewous lets say forty.
Rum Twenty.
Duane Thirty.
Rum Done!
Duane (aside) You certainly have been!
Rum (handing over the money) One, two, three, how many hamsters have you got?
Duane Twelve.
Rum (continuing handing over the money) thirteen, fourteen, and how old are you?
Duane Me? Im twenty eight!
Rum Twenty eight?
Duane (confidentially) Well, actually Im twenty nine.
Rum (handing over one last coin) Thirty! I hope these hamsters are up to scratch.
Duane Oh, Im sure theyre up to scwatch!
Duane hands the box with the hamsters over to Rum Baba who then proceeds to take one of the hamsters
out of the box and uses it to scratch an itch on her body
Rum Its a puppet! (Holding out the hamster for the audience to see)
Duane (disapprovingly) Tch! Im off (He exits)
Rum (sniffing the air calling off after him) Oh its you, is it? I thought it was me that was off! In fact I
think it is me whos off. Perhaps Id better check.
Rum Baba exits into her house as Tetley and Typhoo enter dressed as thieves
Typhoo Right everybody, move!
Tetley (correcting him) Nobody move!