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ENTERTAINMENT
C e l e b D a t e . N o w,
everyones heard of people
managing to get celebrities to
go to school dances with them.
This takes time and effort, way
more than it should, AND once
you get there, guess what - itll
be awkward. To skip out on all
the awkward vibes, purchase a
cardboard cutout of the celeb
you want, perhaps Ariana
Grande. Use this tactic if you
want to steal other guys dates
while dancing and grooving to
the music.
Good luck gentlemen. I
know you all will find dates of
some sort with a little bit of
personality and a lot less
shame. Personally, #5 is
m y p l a n f o r t h i s y e a r s
homecoming, so watch out for
me and my hot date Ariana
Grande
at
Priory
Homecoming: October 11th.
Ask Stew
By Stew McGhee 99
Staff Writer
Hey Stew! If Im trying to
dance with my date, but shes
not digging it, what should I
do?
I
have
some
experience in this situation, and
the best way to diffuse the
tension is to start dancing like a
fiend. If your date sees that
youre having a fun time
dancing, she will be more
inclined to dance with you.
Now, when that one slow song
comes on, and let me tell you it
will, your first instinct will be
OPINION
3
The Record
VOLUME XLV
ISSUE 6
OCTOBER 10, 2014
Editor in Chief
Robert E. Donnelly III 15
Layout Editor
Thomas Rosebrough 15
Content Editors
Alexander Hill 15
Stephen Millsap 15
Patrick Lane 15
Robert Erbs III 15
By Parker Dow 15
Staff Writer
Upon
turning
16
and
earning
a
drivers
license,
p a r e n t s
o f t e n
c h o o s e
a
suitable
car
to
9it
their
sons
needs.
While
the
type
of
car
(i.e.,
SUV,
truck,
sedan)
is
important,
this
characteristic
takes
the
back
seat
to
the
single
and
solitary
most
important
detail:
manual
or
automatic
transmission.
While
the
choice
might
not
seem
very
important,
one
easily
decided
with
the
9lip
of
a
coin,
let
me
tell
you
how
wrong
you
are.
Totally
wrong,
in
fact.
This
decision
could
possibly
change
the
way
you
drive
to
school
and
run
your
errands.
W h i l e
w a t c h i n g
a n
awesome
James
Bond
movie
with
your
friends,
you
are
particularly
captivated
by
the
chase
scenes.
James
Bond
speeds
away
from
the
villains,
weaving
in
and
out
of
traf9ic
in
his
squealing
Aston
Martin.
To
avoid
an
oncoming
semi-truck
laden
with
explosives,
he
pulls
on
a
mysterious
stick
between
the
seats
and
jams
a
third
pedal,
downshifting
into
third
Faculty Moderator
Michael Ware
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PERIODICALS
As most of you have already seen, this is my weekly column, "Saint Louis Somebodies." Each week, I go out and
interview random people in St. Louis, and take their pictures. I find people who are working, shopping, walking down the street, etc., and
ask them questions that bring out some of the most intimate aspects of their lives. The message of my column, however, can be interpreted
differently by each reader. Some people read it to receive strength and hope in their lives, some like to hear about the happy people and their
heartwarming stories, and others read it for mere entertainment. Whatever you take away from my column, I really appreciate everybody's
support. I hope you all continue to enjoy a look into the lives of Saint Louis Somebodies.
ENTERTAINMENT
Crossword
ACROSS
1. Box
5. Vexations
10. Jail (British)
14. Back of the neck
15. 3-banded armadillo
16. Jittery
17. Untenanted
19. Stubborn beast
20. What we sleep on
21. Watchful
22. Units of distance
23. Lithesome
25. Not back
27. Arrive (abbrev.)
28. Insurgent
31. Task
34. Gown fabric
35. 3 in Roman numerals
36. Delicate
37. Tarnish
38. Barely managed
39. Altitude (abbrev.)
40. Roam
41. Overweight
42. Depluming
44. Tavern
45. Layers
46. A communication
50. Grain storage buildings
52. Corrupt
54. Precious stone
55. Poems
56. A language of India
58. Distribute
59. Communion table
60. Leave out
Word Jumble
61. Where the
sun rises
62. Untidy
63. Desserts
DOWN
1. Spurns
2. Discussion
group
3. Any
animal with
no feet
4. Record
(abbrev.)
5. Trucker
6. Not lower
7. Reasonable
8. In a fidgety
manner
9. Unhappy
10. Third sign of the zodiac
11. Like a grown up
12. Leer at
13. Caustics
18. Close-knit group
22. Not less
24. Not
26. Depend
28. Internment camp
29. Untruths
30. Assistant
31. Applaud
32. Corridor
33. Like triplets, except 8
34. Gate
37. Anagram of "Ties"
38. Wanes
40. Slaloms
41. Kicks out
43. Wardrobe
44. A state of extreme poverty
46. King with a golden touch
47. A long-legged bird
48. Wish granter
49. Gives forth
50. A few
51. Bright thought
53. Picnic insects
56. An unskilled actor
57. Not bottom
Cheers!
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Periodical
Science
Wednesday at 5:20am Im
sure everyone saw the
second occasion of
everyones favorite lunar
cycle, the Blood Moon
Tetrad. A tetrad (of which
there wont be another until
2021) is a set of four total
umbral eclipses, six months
apart. During an umbral
eclipse, the moon is hidden
completely by the cone of
the sun and earth, and is
painted a striking red. How
does this happen? Well, you
may know that the
difference between two
colors of light is the speed
of the wave, and then when
a wave passes through a
material, it will change
angles a different amount
depending on its speed,
and red just happens to be
the speed that bends to
the location of the moon.
But whats really crazy is red
and oranges also happen to
be the colors reflected
outward by our atmosphere
(which is why the sky is blue)
so the moon becomes even
more red than it would be
another ten thousand
kilometers out. So
appreciate how red your
moon is (because this next
blood moon is also
supposed to predict the
end of the world).
MISCELLANEOUS
Big Daddy Lady Killer - The Stag
By Edward Griesedieck IV 15
Big Daddy and Killer of Ladies
Gentlemen and Lady
Killers, the time has come again
for Homecoming. This entails a
memorable night of dancing and
partying, an event for the ages.
Now, if you have listened to my
last installment, you will surely
be flooded by ladies falling over
each other in the hopes that they
will be asked by you. You may
choose to take the one that has
struck your fancy overall; you
may have gone the road less
travelled by bringing multiple
dates, not being able to decide
which one is best (a problem I
have had before). Some brave
few, however, have decided to
put all ladies on hold and go
stag, a power move in the world
of dances. Going stag is
infamous for being the way that
those who could not get a date
were still able to attend, but I
reject that idea. Going stag
shows that you are not willing
to be tied down by one, or even
two dates. That being said, there
are a few rules one must follow
SPORTS
Rebels Soccer
By George Ahlering 16
Staff Writer
These past two weeks, the
Varsity Squad has faced some
tough, and some not-so-tough,
c o m p e t i t i o n . We d n e s d a y,
September 17th , the Rebels
faced off against league rivals
MICDS in their first meeting of
the season. Priory handled
MICDS with two goals from
Ryan Mulqueeny and a final one
from John Forshaw.
On Saturday, September
20th, the Rebels faced the
Clayton Greyhounds for the first
time this season and held their
own. John Klaesner rocketed
one into the back of the net after
a nice slot by George
OSullivan, giving the Rebels a
1-0 lead. Later, the Greyhounds
answered and tied the game at
1-1. Nearing the end of the
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Order Your
Letter Jacket:
Wed, Oct. 22
Go to the
campus store
11 AM - 1 PM
To n i K r o o s - R e a l
Madrid, 85 OVR
Toni is a playmaker. With a
five-star weak foot, 90 long
passing, and 91 short passing,
88 long shots, 86 crossing, and
87 shot power, Kroos is the
definition of a midfield maestro.
His only major downside is his
pace, which sits at a sluggish
58.
Nadir ifti - Dundee
Utd, 68 OVR
Dont be put off by his
overall rating. His stats make up
for it. He has 83 pace, so hes
quick, 90 strength, so hes hard
to knock off the ball, five-star
skills, four-star weak foot, and
hes also six feet tall. If youre
looking for a cheap, yet
physically dominant player,
look no further than the silver
gem, Nadir ifti.
Custom fitted
jackets are
$190 and will
be delivered
before
Christmas
REVIEWS
8
Homecoming
Schedule
Pep Rally:
Oct 10
2:15 - 3:00pm
Bonfire and
CarSmash:
Oct 10
Lit at 7:00pm
Game:
Oct 11
2:00pm
Theme:
Headgear and
Pajama Bottoms
Dance:
Oct 11
7:30 - 10:00pm
Physics!